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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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THE TRUTH ABOUT PRIVATE JETS | Tate Confidential Ep. 65
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
You you So Tristan, you're lying to me.
You see his shoes? Yeah.
You ever heard the lyric in 50 Cent?
Him. Holler at a hoe till I got the bitch confused.
She's gotten paid less.
I've gotten alligator shoes.
I'm wearing gator shoes. What's my job?
P-I-N-P. That was very easy.
That is very nice.
I didn't realize that part.
That was very fast.
Yeah. Good luck.
There you go. So when I woke up this morning,
this is not what I was expecting.
Well, what were you expecting?
I rubbed down on a shiatsu. I had to get to London.
Couldn't find any other flights.
Last minute, blah blah. Because I decided to spend all the money.
So... Now we're here.
Third off, it's a private jet. Yeah.
Private plane. I don't want to jet.
It's a plane. Is this real?
We just walked in.
It was very quick. Exactly.
Yeah. It's basically a taxi.
Air taxi, yeah. So, I cashed crypto and decided that it's a private plane to begin our journey.
But we do another problem, which I don't want to quite outline.
But our journey involves long driving, which I know you hate.
But I didn't have time to move cars from Romania to England.
Even though we're flying in England on private jet, so I've had to get new cars.
So out of the million, we've already gone like half left.
I knew it. New cars.
I told you, didn't I? And there's emails on my phone.
I see everything he books and everything he does.
There are no secrets. You get booking confirmations for all of this stuff.
No smoke. No secrets.
No mirrors. It's just Andrew spending money.
Well, I'm having fun on the adventure so far.
So am I. I don't think anyone's unhappy.
I'm only unhappy that Luke is here.
Because when I was 23, I wasn't on no private jet.
I was on EasyJet.
And it's taken me 32 years to fly on these.
And I feel like Luke jumped the...
Difficult phase. Straightener?
Straightener. I'll show you guys something that's never been done before.
I'll do it. Privateer Aikido.
I think I did it slightly before you though, because I'm a pioneer.
So, the problem is when you use a character like Darth Sid, is he's good at the long range, but if I can rush you with any Honda, I've always beat you with a thousand times.
I've seen the best Street Fighter player in the world win with Dalsam and everyone.
So yeah, he's slow. I need to learn his close combat techniques and then I'll beat you.
But when you play, you're a rugby.
That's like saying, oh, the fastest driver in the world drives for whatever.
I'm beat. Yoga fire, bro.
No, it doesn't work though.
You have to stretch your arm, I jump, sweep.
Mayor, huh? I'm gonna know the fire engine.
No, the thousand-man slap is too fast.
It's too fast. I'm gonna beat you a street fighter.
You're broke. I've beaten you the last, what, six, seven times in a row?
In a row. Never lost.
It has anything to do with the character choice.
I never wanted to film a video on a private plane.
You know all those guys on the internet are like, look, I want a Jag.
So all the times I flew on perfect planes, I never did a video explaining how you could make money, da da da.
I just flew on private planes.
Because if you fly on a private plane, then you start doing a sales video, and then you look like one of those dudes, and like the jet's on the ground.
You know, I mean, we're not on the ground.
But then someone's gonna come along and go, but he doesn't own the plane.
No, I don't own the plane. I chartered the plane.
Oh, he's only, you know, he can fly for 40 grand a time.
He's not really rich. So I never really wanted to do a straight video on a plane.
So this video is about how I don't want to do a video on a plane.
Because I don't own the plane.
I own all my supercars. I own my big mouse.
I know how to make enough money to pay 40 grand every time I fly.
40 G's, yeah, let's go there.
40 G's, yeah, let's go there. Most people, that's like a life savings.
But I don't own the plane.
And I don't want any one of those internet markers.
So I'm not going to do a video on the plane.
But this is a video on the plane Meat and cheese is always a good combination Thanks for watching!
you I'm on a diet. Don't eat meat and cheese.
Meat and cheese, I don't know.
First thing in the morning? Tristan, why are you up in Japan?
You just said you're on a diet.
Meat and cheese is rubbish in the morning.
So? Champagne, isn't that like apple juice?
Yeah, it's fruit juice. It's like grapes.
You're French. Would you like some?
I will have some. You will have some here.
Fuck you, Lou. No, would you actually like some?
I will. I feel like this is going to be a get.
I knew it. I didn't call it though.
You called us. I didn't call it.
Not really a get. You can call someone.
Yeah. I felt that one in my bones.
There's no one else to give it to you. I was actually going to drink some of it myself.
Just enough left. Just in there you go.
Cheers. Rory.
I don't even like champagne.
It does taste good on a private plane though.
But you're not going to drink champagne on a private plane.
Cheers. Don't worry, there's another boat walking down.
Private planes are the way.
I think they're the way forward.
You know why? Private planes have solved the amazing problem of being active and mad.
We hated flying first class and business class everywhere.
But when you do inter-cultural, inter-European flights, you only have, listen, you only have the low-cost airlines.
There are no first class luxury seats for Bucharest to Berlin.
Here's the way.
Do you know what? I think we're at a higher altitude than a commercial plane.
Nah, I don't think so. You don't think so?
Then why is the flight time cut by an hour?
We're going faster. Planes don't fly as fast as they can, they fly economically.
Yeah. Like a car driving at 56 miles an hour, they didn't have fuel.
You'll get the price down. Yeah.
Time is the enemy of the rich man, and cost is the enemy of the poor man.
So when you're selling to the masses, you don't say, oh, it's 30 minutes quicker.
It's double the price.
They're like, what? 30 minutes?
People wait for buses, bro.
Poor people will wait an hour for a bus.
I used to wait for buses. Poor people have time.
They don't have any fucking money.
And that's why a plane flies at the most economical possible speed for the engines to have.
It's a big engine by paper.
I just need preference, and it's only one I can think of.
And this also happens to be the one I only like.
So I say, give me this green egg.
Gasping breakfast, people are weird about wine.
What's your preference of wine?
To be fair, I now believe you.
Type of dude you'd find on these white streets.
For me, I'll drink horse piss without alcohol, at least.
Bold.
Hot.
I'll drink to that, Tannis.
I'll drink to that. Lewis, would you like some champagne?
No. Are you sure?
I'm done getting got. No more getting got on the plane.
Listen, now you have to drink some chocolate.
No, you don't have to get Luke.
What? Making him drink.
Yeah. He doesn't want to drink.
It's true. I just worked it out.
He's doing a living. Take your glass or your own.
I'm not gonna get you. Like a man.
I saw it.
I saw it.
Immediately I realized.
Two moves ahead, Luke.
Son of a chest bastard.
Can't compete with that. Nice full class.
Almost had it.
What did you mean, thank you.
Luke. So they hand you your flight.
I can pitch it. Boom.
Wait a second.
What? That's why they pull that down.
What happened? What happened?
What happened? What happened?
Would that be the last thing I'd want to remember?
Why not? Being bare knuckle straightened.
Exactly. A lot bumpier.
Much bumpier.
Much bumpier.
We're alive.
Alright.
Woo!
To be honest, I was thinking how bad could it really go actually?
With that bump, let's imagine one of the wings hits.
What, be a skirt? Smaller, I think it's gonna matter.
I'm thinking, I'm thinking cars.
Yeah, it's lighter and smaller.
Yeah.
Morning.
Morning.
How are you?
Back to England.
Hello.
Come on, we're going to need a light star.
Alright, Rory. We'll see ya.
What do you mean? What do you mean?
Why didn't they put me on the flight?
Why haven't they got me? I know you're not allowed to leave.
I'm not allowed to leave. Border Force is not allowed.
I know, I know, but we have things to do.
What do you mean? I mean, ciao.
You can't leave the end. Nah, I'm sure I'll see you again, bro.
Is this the end? It can't be the end.
No way. Can't be the end, bro.
In fact, tell that nice young lady to order me a dominoes if this is going to take one.
Because dominoes in England is good.
I'm not going to do that. It was nice knowing you, Rory.
It was very nice knowing you. I'll see you, Rory.
I mean, you're in your home country.
Come back. I'm an immigrant, I believe.
Border force might get me. Don't.
Come back. I do. I bet you thought private plane could get by it.
Yeah, I know. I thought private plane, no hassle.
Nah. Jesus. Loves the hassle.
Yeah, I can see me being bent over.
I took a piss. I think it was like six minutes, bro.
They're going to probe me. Let's get sick of this.
Sorry, Andrew. I fixed our problem.
What problem? What problem?
What problem? There's zero problems.
Luke asks what problem. So what problem will we just have?
We don't identify the problem. So we just jumped into private jet.
We come here. We landed.
We're waiting for our chauffeur to take us exactly where we need to go.
Our bags are outside, but there's a huge problem.
You haven't identified it. There's no problem.
It's been like one minute. No, no, no. Don't tell him.
It's only been less than a minute.
Why don't you tell him in a minute? Why don't you tell him once the problem is solved?
Because if we were hanging around people like this our whole lives and we didn't have each other, problems would never get solved.
Ever. Well, it's because there's no problem.
I have chips. What?
I'm happy. I'm very happy here.
What? This has been very good service.
I don't know. What do you mean?
Useless. Luke, you're bloody useless, and you haven't got a bloody clue.
Not a bloody clue.
I don't understand what you guys are talking about.
Problem solved.
I can't believe Andrew, this is your cousin.
There wasn't a problem.
There was a huge problem. There we go.
There was 0%. There you are.
Wonderful, thank you very much. No problem.
No thanks to Luke. Oh, no thanks.
What do you mean? There you go.
Thank you. You were happy with your water and your crisps.
Did you like glasses? No, thank you.
We're not that fancy. Perfect.
I was very happy with my water and crisps.
Problem solved, mate. We didn't have any booze.
Problem solved. The fact that he didn't identify a booze-less situation.
I'm starting to have second thoughts about this one.
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