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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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MIKE GOT OUT OF JAIL | Tate Confidential Ep. 61
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
AVAILABLE NOW Where's Tristan?
Where's Tristan?
Tristan, where is he? Where?
I've been looking everywhere.
We're looking for him.
Where is he?
I'm here. We can help. We can make it higher. We can work.
We can work. Set the place on fire.
Uh, what do you mean?
I don't have anything in my backpack.
Early Joe, when you finally made it on the machine.
Oh, I need your help to send the samples through.
You're sure you aren't gangster?
Yeah, I'm hustler.
But I want to test something out on the weekend.
Are you really that fascinated by how the thing works?
Why?
Because you'd have enough bitches who aren't indie pop stars like all of ours to make a movie like it.
Oh.
What?
You ain't got bad blood, fool.
I mean, if you really want to get the heads up, we'll send long distance calls.
I'm no paparazzo, and you guys already have a 72K subscriber.
And a 175K from Satan.
You should be proud of me. I'm on the radio.
so so
part i'm getting interested andrea what are you doing I'm doing this.
That will super get him.
If I order Domino's to the house and I'm not there, how could he get angry at me?
It's true. You just gave your friends a pizza.
Yeah, and I know he won't want it.
And I'm going to order so many cookies.
He's going to be swimming in cookies.
I think that's the best way to get Tristan today.
Might be. He's not here, is he?
No, he's not. He kind of deserves it.
Yeah, I think he does.
So, yeah, that's the plan.
I'm going to get him. He is depressed.
This would help him. This will cheer him up.
I think, what do you reckon, a large pizza and 40 cookies?
40? He doesn't need 40 cookies.
40 cookies. I'm telling you, he's going to be swimming in fucking cookies.
Yeah, he is unhappy.
Yeah, he needs happiness.
And there's happiness in Domino's cookies.
Therefore... He needs to be swimming in cookies.
Let's do it. Let's do it.
Alright. I'm convinced.
So if you're our longtime viewer, you've been watching Tate Confidential for a long time, you'll remember Mike.
Remember Mike? Well, Mike just got out of jail.
So that's what happened to Mike.
Mike went to prison. So tell everyone what happened, why you went to jail, and now you're free.
Tell everyone what you did. Well, so I got to jail and...
How did you go to jail? What did you do?
I'm trying to think of something.
So basically, the police stopped Mike.
The police stopped Mike.
This is the true story. The police stopped Mike when he was driving.
He got into an argument with them.
Ended up pushing one of the officers, got in a fight with the officers, and they threw him in jail forever.
Why didn't you just give him your license, bro?
What's wrong with you? I don't have a license.
So Mike was fighting the police.
Mike was fighting the police, and now he's free again.
So, I don't know if Mike's going to rejoin us on our adventures or not.
I'll have to see. Now he's a convicted criminal.
I don't know if we should hang around with him. It's true.
He is a criminal. People like me and Luke, we're not criminals.
We're nice guys. We are.
We respect the law. Exactly.
We never get pulled over. Ever.
When has that ever happened? Yeah, Mike, you're probably speeding too.
Terrible. What'd you see that one? Yeah.
I'm gonna tell you the most important things in life.
First thing is health. You don't have shit if you're dead.
Doesn't matter how rich you are, doesn't matter how much you love your friends, doesn't matter how nice your girlfriend is, if you're about to die, or you're sitting in bed and you're fat and you're diabetic.
Health is the most important thing.
Second thing is the health and respect of people you love, friends and family.
But most people actually have these.
Maybe not health because they don't look after themselves.
But most people, if you're watching this, you're probably relatively healthy.
You probably have friends and family around you.
The third most important thing is money.
And it's money because money can buy you everything except for the top two things.
What can money not buy you besides prolong your life forever?
Even though it can help with health, it can't keep you alive forever.
And genuine respect from friends or someone you love.
Money is everything else.
Everything else is money.
If you're not obsessed with money, then you're not obsessed with freedom.
That's what money is. Money buys you freedom.
Where am I? You don't need to know.
Fact is, I go wherever the fuck I want.
All the time I wake up, I want to go here.
Bang, I'm going to go. It's not, oh, I can't go because...
I just go. I do what I like because I'm fucking rich.
If you are rich, you are free.
And you are free to eat what you want, sleep where you want, drive the car you want, fuck the women you want, go to the places you want to go.
It is freedom. If you are not rich, you are a slave.
If you're watching this and saying, oh, I disagree.
You're a slave. You may not feel like a slave, but you are a slave.
You go and you do something you don't want to do in return for some money, and it's barely enough for you to have a house and eat.
And that's all the slaves got.
Somebody to sleep and something to eat.
You are a slave. When I wanted to learn to kickbox, I went and found the best kickboxer I could and I said, teach me everything you know.
If you want to learn how to get rich, find the richest person you can think of and ask them how to get rich.
Now, a lot of rich people aren't going to tell you.
I might be the richest person you know who is prepared to tell you how to get rich.
If that's the case, then you can DM me now at any time and I'm going to tell you exactly how to do it.
If you know someone richer than me who's prepared to sit you down and explain everything there is no about getting rich, then go talk to them.
But you're not going to get rich on accident.
Just like going to the gym, you never wake up and accidentally you're oops, oops.
Never. You never get rich on accident.
You get rich on purpose.
You get rich on purpose with very specific habits, rituals, certain things you must do.
Things that rich people know and you do not know.
It's time to learn. Does that even do anything?
Kill myself. It would take you a long time of doing this to die.
Find out, man. So we've lost our minds.
Tristan, where are you? Rory's left.
Look at the fireworks I made. You didn't make those fireworks.
I did that. That wasn't you.
You can't prove it wasn't me. Alright.
I will admit that he started doing that and then the fireworks started going off.
I will admit this.
Rory left. Rory did leave.
Could that be?
Is it the talus?
The talus arrives. Rory bailed.
And the talus arrived.
So we have reinforcements.
We're going to conquer the city alone, but now we have more reinforcements.
Rory abandoned us, thought it was impossible.
Reverse. Go straight. Reverse.
Don't turn. Don't turn right.
Reverse. So you came.
You didn't come to part with us today.
Rory ran away taking me.
Rory just said, I'm going to go off on that.
Now you're here. I think it's very important I let you know, once and for all, that you're a dickhead.
Well, Andrew and Luke, I have to tell you something important.
I had busy business to do in Bucharest, but I actually drove all the way down here just to let you both know that you're a pair of dickheads.
That's why I came. So we're all dickheads?
Shit. Well, I'm not.
You are. I came all the way here.
Two against one says you're a dickhead.
Two against one says I'm a dickhead.
Two against one says I'm a dickhead.
Suicide? You may not vote here.
We could commit suicide. We could just jump off.
We could. It's very, very close.
Get over it. But Tristan, I remember you saying you'll never be MMI ever.
You didn't say that. I do remember this.
Why are you lying? So we may be dickheads, but you're a dickhead liar.
Yeah. You're lying, dickhead.
And if you're a lying dickhead and you call us dickheads...
Then he's lying! About us being dickheads!
Then he doesn't have a vote! So we're free!
We're free! There's one dickhead here, buddy.
And it's you. You said you'd never come to my mind.
Yeah, yeah. You did.
Why do you insist on playing music?
So what's happened? Went down there.
There's some guys that said, oh, do you take the wheel off?
Go fix it right back. The locking wheel nut that locks the wheel on is missing.
Don't know where that is. What?
Exactly. So now we have to pump up the tire and try and drive it somewhere where they think they have a locking wheel nut without the tire deflating too much.
My life is just a series of unfortunate events.
This is an unfortunate event.
My life is just, my life is shit.
Everyone's all, wow, life's great.
It's just one unfortunate event after another.
Spare cars. Yeah.
Spare supercars. Spare supercars.
You need spare supercars because you can't just have one.
Yeah. Where's your car?
It's true. Mine's gone.
I don't have a spare. You forgot one.
Let's go have spares. Yeah.
We're trying to fix the limbo now.
Let's see what happens. What's that?
I see it's yellow. Yellow means you're fucked.
Shit. And we have to refill the washroom.
Yeah, we have no washroom. Just add insult to injury.
We cannot clean our leaves right now.
But I think that's got a leak, because every time I refill my washer fluid, it says I need more like two days later, and I really don't use that much washer fluid.
I think that's got a leak.
My tire's screwed, and I'm living inside of elevator fluid.
All at the same time. All at the same time.
Put some air in, so we're monitoring it in real time.
Alright, we're just monitoring it.
We've got air for now, but it's leaking.
It's a race against time.
Race is impossible. Basically, I'm Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise, but taller. Taller.
Not a dork. But then, you know, you're always a Scientologist.
Why not be? You're A-list famous.
You may as well be weird about something.
Let's want to be normal. Yeah.
I'd be a Scientologist if I was fucking...
Those are weird shit.
I do weird shit now.
I ain't rich, though. So this is the Lambo Garage.
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