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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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THE UNHAPPIEST MAN AT THE BEACH | Tate Confidential Ep. 60
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I am a star.
I'm a stone cold loser.
You're not. Look.
Stone cold.
You've been saying this all day. It doesn't make sense.
It makes sense.
Yesterday, in the spirit of having my party full of girls, I invited all the girls I know, and they started talking to each other.
I'm a stone cold loser.
Kristen accidentally created the worst mental disaster in the history of humanity.
Basically, it was like an avalanche.
All the anger and hatred for me piled up throughout the night until I was relaxing in the jacuzzi with my 60th drink.
And then it all exploded.
Do you remember the tsunami?
I remember part of the tsunami.
I remember the end. That's what happened yesterday.
That's what happened yesterday, but worse.
First to create the worst natural disaster in the history of humanity with girls.
They were all mad at me.
We were having sex with all these girls.
Why did you invite me? And I was like, well, you're all equally as invited as the other one.
Anyway, it was a disaster.
I'm a stone-cold loser. Stop filming me.
I'm too depressed. You're not.
Hello? What do you mean we're not going?
We're not going where? Say the name.
I've got ten girls at the beach sitting in Miami.
Maybe we should go. I think we should go.
Tristan, Amaya. Doesn't it sound good?
Amaya. Amaya.
Mamaya. Tristan, we can go there and stop boozing.
You've been drinking for three days.
Yes! Three days of non-stop boozing.
Non-stop. Stop it. When you dance with the devil, you wait for the music to stop.
There's no music. Listen, let's go to Mamaya.
There might be music for Mamaya. Exactly.
Find out who invited you to the movies.
I'm going to Alabama.
I keep telling Andrew, by the way.
You can record or not.
I keep telling Andrew I'm going to Alabama.
I feel like my troubles will be alleviated.
You're not going out, though.
I'm going to smile. There's nothing for you.
There's not.
That'd be very boring.
It's probably horrible.
Knew it. Probably can't go on take confidential, can it?
No, I think they can blur it out.
Oh, yeah, well if anyone knows what it is, I don't.
So Rob...
Amazing.
This is from a sister of Kanye, one of my colleagues.
Rory, who was it?
This is Oprah.
Uh, they think I'm mean to them.
Absolutely terrible.
Rory. Why do you do this?
No. What?
What now? Oh, not allowed a bit of pizza on a Friday night.
You have Domino's every single day.
Well, I was going to have it yesterday. Tristan beat me and took it off.
That's what I mean. We're trying to stop this.
Who's trying to stop what?
We're trying to stop the Domino's inflow into this house.
We! We, everybody!
Why do you think you got kicked out yesterday?
Get in the fuck out!
Get in the fuck out of my party!
Get him out! Get him out!
Get him out! Get the fuck out!
You! You! And your fucking Domino's!
You're fucking stupid!
Get the fuck out! Why are you trying to ruin my party?
Are you out of your fucking mind?
Fuck off! Fuck off!
Come on guys, get in! Fuck this guy!
Yeah, Rory's a cunt, isn't he?
Yeah, what are you doing?
Order fucking dominoes!
That was yesterday. The party's on, Vars, and I'm allowed now.
I'm really interested. Anyway, enough.
Do you want a cookie? Yeah, I'll have a cookie.
Well, that's that.
Rory owns the house. Rory owns the house, doesn't he?
Come and tuck in, boys.
There's enough for everyone.
I've got to remember what you've owned in that house.
Doesn't it look delicious? It does smell good.
Does it not look delicious?
Tell me it doesn't look delicious.
It does look quite good.
Look at this. Look how many ingredients are on it.
Look at the stuffed crust. Jesus, get in there.
Get right inside there.
Rory, it's actually every day though.
It's literally every single day.
Every day. Someone said, It's going to kill you one day, but isn't life going to kill me one day anyway?
Yep. So you may as well eat your fucking pizza.
I may as well enjoy it. I think we can all conclude this is Luke's fault.
Yeah. How is this my fault?
It's Luke's fault. Kind of your fault, Luke.
May the Innocent be given the gift of eternal life.
Is Andrew going to suggest going to Mamiya?
Yes. That is his plan.
Yes, that's the plan. We're all going to Mamiya.
I'm not going. We are.
No, I'm not. Hours and hours and hours of traffic to sit in the LDSC sign.
I'd rather go to Brash, Hawaii, or other places I need to be.
But it'll be fun. Nope.
But Mamiya, that's where everyone wants to go.
Have fun. But that's where everyone wants to go.
Good. Go. Have fun. No, but you're a part of everybody.
No, I'm not. You are.
Are you a person? Are you part of the human race?
No. Are you a human?
No. Alright, he might actually not be human, but everybody, including non-humans, wants to go to Mamiya.
Everyone watching this right now would love to go to Mamiya.
They all would love to go.
You can't make me.
I suppose we go to Vamabeche.
No. Everyone I've ever asked...
You have to go get to get a fair trial.
If you don't go on a Saturday, I mean everywhere is shit.
Saturday is not real. But Tristan, we need you.
We do. You don't make me drive down to the fucking...
I was gonna say Mamaya, but that's even worse.
I'd rather go to Mamaya, and your chances of convincing you to go to Mamaya are zero percent.
We had a rule. Don't say Mamaya to each other.
I'm not saying Mamaya, I'm saying Bamabecha.
Oh, the crappier one. I don't know, is it crappier one?
Yeah, it's families. It's Black Sea for families.
It is. It's Black Sea for families.
I don't know what stories you've been watching.
All the clubs, all the stuff for the young people, or anyone with monies in Mamaya.
It's like fucking...
Well in that case...
Like for families and shit.
Like, less to ask.
Same call.
Shit.
Maybe it's not. Maybe it's a secret gem.
Like...
Bye.
So it could be the secret gem.
I'm gonna buy us more cookies while you convince Tristan.
Convince Tristan. I'm unconvincible. Fuck you.
Tristan. Why?
It might be the best place in the world.
Happiness might be there. It's also the party I had in my own house.
Yes. Yeah. Yep.
But maybe. Maybe just maybe.
That is where happiness is.
If you don't, we're going to sit at home with all the shutters up and the gates open.
Tristan, there genuinely might be happiness there.
We can't know for certain until we've been.
Yes, I can't. No, you can't.
I know this country better than all you motherfuckers from this table.
I'm not going to. But have you been there before?
No. So, there could be a secret pool of happiness hidden.
Nope. It could be, though.
It's very possible. So you're going to live your life behind the gate?
Yep. He's scared of happiness.
I'm under siege. He's scared of happiness.
So we need to flee the town.
See ya. With you.
We need to flee the town with you.
Yeah, now. I know Tristan's thinking it now.
It would be fun. Come on, go in.
We could leave. Stand between your toes.
Yeah, stand between your toes.
Sand's shit. An ugly beach.
We're going. Is the beach actually ugly?
It's called the Black Sea.
Alright, don't be racist. Yeah.
Come on, Tristan. Or Tristan, what if we could rename it The White Sea?
You can't put that on YouTube.
A few moments later...
Tristan!
Where are we? Amaya.
Wait. What? What do you mean?
I thought I would never see you here.
You tricked me. What do you mean tricked you?
By giving me a bunch of crappier options and making me drive past Mamaya.
So here I am.
I know it was a trick.
Zoe for Moosem.
I want to go to the other one.
I actually do.
I've been sitting here for an hour listening about how terrible it is.
Is it shit? Is Vamavete shit?
Is shit? It's like men with long hair who smoke weed.
Nice.
By you.
Tristan!
Tristan, can you pass me some Doritos?
Yes!
I almost blew my brains out.
Can I have some?
What do you mean, have some?
Well, if you don't give me some Doritos.
It's can you pass me the Doritos.
Can you pass me the Doritos?
Rory wants us to pass some Doritos.
No, fuck Rory. Nah, that's how I was digging.
I'm going to blow my fucking brains out.
Alright. They are fucking good.
This is the only reason I'm not dead yet.
You think? Yeah. Yeah, bro.
Shit. I can only imagine if he didn't pass me those Doritos right there.
Yeah, I think I'd just jump out the car.
I'm probably burning. Yeah, going 120.
This looks nice.
It does look nice, doesn't it? It does.
The police cars look very nice.
Yeah, the police don't look very nice, but they never did really look that nice.
Although the Rachel police are very nice.
Tristan, the ocean looks the same as any other ocean.
It does. It's the exact same.
Black sea my ass, it's not black at all.
🎵
Yeah, so...
I don't know how much is being filmed.
We went to Mamiya, Tristan...
We were supposed to come here and drive home.
Tristan overtook me, went to the expensive park, the expensive beach.
And then we fucked off when we came here because I wanted to see it anyway.
And it's about as shit as I thought it would be.
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, let's get some food. Where's Tristan?
He abandoned us.
What do you mean? He ran away.
We convinced him to come here eventually.
He came. He had some tea.
He left. This.
We're about to start boozing.
It's about, look, exactly. The moon is hot.
It's a full moon, too. Which means we must booze.
It's a sign. It's a sign.
We must drink copious amounts of alcohol.
We must poison ourselves.
To the limit. We'll start now.
We'll start now. Shit.
It's off. Where's the talisman?
I don't know. This makes no sense.
He's gone. Booze.
No. What? I know.
I don't think I've ever boozed without him.
This might be my first time.
Rory. Shit. I don't want to talk about it.
I need a drink. Is this how normal people drink?
I need a drink. This must be how normal people drink.
No talisman.
Works. He'd be perfect right there.
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