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Good shot there from Tate!
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A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
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I'm not sure if that's true.
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So this is the Lambo garage.
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There's real good music. Alright Andrew, can you explain what has happened?
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Pass me the Doritos.
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There's a cut in the tire or something and it's...
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you can't repair it.
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I'm trying to find a Lambo tire out here as well.
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Your life might be a series of unfortunate events.
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Unfortunate events. It is.
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That's my life. It's just one never-ending series of unfortunate events.
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Might be. It just might be.
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But unfortunately, I also don't have Doritos.
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To make the matters worse.
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Now we're fuggers. So we're back in the game.
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Back in the game. Boom.
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Fixed. How do you fix fuggers our money?
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I don't know. How do they do it?
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That'd be ass.
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I could sit around and wait a lot longer.
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My friend can come with something tomorrow.
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Bullshit. Yeah. Thank you.
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What's happening?
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The tire that we had repaired on the Lambo, we're trying to go home.
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It's late to young again. So we're about to get stuck on the side of the motorway.
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Tristan's driving the Lambo.
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I'm in the past. And it's leaking again.
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So I'm trying to think of some highly advanced Double Dragon, Triple Shinobi maneuvers.
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I can't think of any.
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Right now we're trying to get to the next gas station, 24 kilometers.
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It's race against time Racing time Time call why is it the same wheels leaking again?
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They just fixed it. Yeah.
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Fucking ass. It was just some random tire.
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Saints sized tire and put it on.
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I'm Time Cop. My name's Time Cop.
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Time Cop. Time Cop is on the case.
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Time Cop. Correct. Time to wake up and face your music.
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So we've given up.
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The biggest Red Bulls money can buy.
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Everything bad for you. Ice cream, cigarettes, you name it.
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Let's do it. That time you woke up and faced the music.
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Luke's living in elephant world.
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I am. I am actually an elephant world.
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Now you gotta eat elephant food. This is elephant food.
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Guys, we got Oreos.
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Good. Just to place this song on repeat.
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It's true. He keeps saying it's my favorite song, but it literally hurts my brain.
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And it gets stuck in your mind.
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It does.
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Bang, bong, bing, bing bing bing bing bing bidi bing bing.
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I won't use it.
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All the times I've heard it, my mind is just weird.
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All the things I do.
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I just sit in this room, drinking badly made gin and tonics.
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I'm rich.
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I don't have to do this.
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It's true. Tristan, let's allocate half of the indulgence to put together the most crazy kick-confidential episodes ever.
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Fucking nuts.
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Let's try and buy tickets to the moon.
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Let's fucking rent prior planes, a boat.
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Let's go completely insane with the take-off engine.
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Nothing makes sense anymore.
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The end.
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The end.
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Ding bang ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
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Ding bang bong.
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you So I'm trying to get in here Oh, this is a three-story building I Want to fuck some bitches find some bitches we can fuck Yes.
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No. Yeah, me and you need to fuck some bitches.
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No. Now, we can find bitches now.
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Or in general. You just start thinking some bitches.
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They have to be pretty. Pretty bitches and they have to come here and we'll fuck them.
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You understand? Alright, good.
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What day is it today?
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Monday. On Friday, we're going to fuck some bitches.
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So start talking to some bitches and saying, me and my man are going to fuck you.
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Okay. The things I do are too good.
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The Red Pill Men's...
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They don't believe the level that you can operate at when you're actually a G. They don't.
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They don't get it. They're like, oh, where would you hold frame?
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What? What you need to do is you need to...
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Stop being a dick.
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Bing bong bing bong bing bada bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bing.
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It's an emergency Luke. So I came into your room, woke you up, and I'm going to tell you what happened.
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So I came into your room, woke you up.
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Yes. Told you about the emergency.
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I quickly got dressed. I had no time to brief you on the situation.
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So we're just going to have to go and deal with it.
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If you're combat ready, that's all I need.
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Combat readiness. That's what's important.
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But it is an emergency situation.
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An unprecedented emergency like we have never seen before.
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So is this like an emergency meeting?
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No. No, no, no. We didn't have time for a meeting.
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This is an emergency maneuver.
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Emergency action. Straight to action stations.
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So now we're doing emergency maneuvers.
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No meetings, exactly. Because there were no meetings.
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We had no time for meetings.
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I'm feeling this just like an emergency meeting.
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What do you mean?
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But in the car.
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What do you mean?
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What's an emergency meeting?
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A meeting we hold in case of emergencies, yeah.
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No, no.
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We never hold them in emergencies.
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They're never dire.
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They are.
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They never have been.
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Every single time they are.
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They never have been.
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They always have been.
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No.
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Well, this is a real emergency.
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Steven Molley News Twitter.
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This is a real emergency.
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Steven Molling who's Twitter.
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Yeah. It's such an emergency on the speed.
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They got his YouTube. Now this week, God's Twitter.
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Yeah. Damn. I saw that this morning.
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Damn. Now he's not a person.
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Boom. Wait, whoa.
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I thought this was an emergency.
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It is an emergency. What do you mean?
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No, no, no. Face masks.
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They'll tell you to wear a fucking mask.
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Fucking mask?
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Right. It's an emergency.
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Emergency McDonald's. Wait, what?
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Emergency McDonald's.
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Emergency McDonald's. Yeah, look.
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It's 8am. If eating food isn't the most important thing in your life, then you've got your priorities wrong.
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You'll die if you don't eat it. Yeah, you'll die. What's not an emergency about this?
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Emergency McDonald's. Emergency McDonald's.
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Every day from now on. Yeah, every time we must wake up earlier and earlier.
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Emergency McDonald's.
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Yeah, really get our day started right.
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The breakfast starts at 4.30am, so we can get it.
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Are we taking this at home or are we eating it all in the car?
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We're eating in the car like a bunch of losers.
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Alright, good. Are we going turbo?
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Obviously. No, no, no.
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Turbo. Yeah. Three of everything.
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Okay. Three of everything. Pancakes.
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Yeah. Luke, I'm a stone cold loser.
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So this was the emergency.
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Yep. Emergency. Yeah, where's the coffee?
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You won't be! This still doesn't feel like an emergency.
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Luke, it's the biggest emergency we've ever had.
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Ah, she knew.
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Coffee! Okay.
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What? If there's no coffee, there's no coffee.
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I don't care. No, beef them!
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No, I didn't, because she probably didn't hear me.
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Because I realized when I said coffee at the fucking teleprompter, she'd actually know what sauce I wanted.
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So you fucked up! You're a fuck up.
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Thank you. So you fucked up the emergency?
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Can we trust some tea in emergencies?
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No. Now we know in emergencies, it's just it can't be trusted.
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What are you talking about? You didn't order coffee.
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What do you mean? Fuck you guys.
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I don't need to buy you coffee.
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Try and eat shit. It's an emergency.
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Yeah, exactly. The more coffee you eat, the less McDonald's will be able to consume.
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So you faggot. It's McDonald's coffee.
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McDonald's coffee. And then we have to go in order.
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One of these each. Okay, all right.
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Let's work together. All right.
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Let's work together as a team.
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One of these each. All right.
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Let's start with this. Start with this.
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A few moments later.
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I now understand that McDonald's is not good.
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It's not good at all, is it?
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It's not an emergency. McDonald's isn't an emergency.
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What's happened? Andy, what are you...
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Has he lost his mind?
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McDonald's may have immediately made Andrew lose his mind.
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Corona. No.
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What do you mean? McDonald's gave him Corona.
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He was trying to protect us, dude.
|
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You're not scared of Corona? It's a new emergency.
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Emergency of the morning, number two.
|
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What do you mean? No, I'm not scared of Corona.
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|
Second emergency of the day.
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Second emergency of the day.
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Today's emergency day.
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Alright. Today can't be emergency day.
|
|
Anytime anyone says emergency and wants to do something, everyone has to say yes.
|
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Agreed. It's emergency day.
|
|
Today can't be emergency day.
|
|
It is. That's not real.
|
|
We're watching Steven Seagal movies.
|
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Isn't it real? What do you know?
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It's not real. You don't know anything though.
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Our emergencies aren't real.
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Emergency day can't be a thing.
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|
They're real emergencies. Super real.
|
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Right. This may be the last time we all see each other alive.
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I'll have a Cohiba Talisman and eight gin and tonics, please.
|
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Eight gin and tonics? Yes, please.
|
|
Tristan. Why do we need eight?
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