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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
12:20
MCDONALDS EMERGENCY | Tate Confidential Ep. 62
# tristan substance use steven seagal andrew cohiba talisman emergency day extreme behavior financial struggles gin and tonics lamborghini mcdonalds breakfast oreos red pill red pill ideology relationship dynamics

Andrew Tate and his crew navigate a chaotic morning involving a leaking Lamborghini, failed Oreo snacking, and explicit "Red Pill" discussions about women. After declaring an emergency over McDonald's breakfast at 4:30 AM, Andrew is mocked for forgetting coffee, leading to accusations of incompetence and fears of contracting "Corona." The group debates whether this is a genuine crisis or merely "emergency day," eventually settling on ordering eight gin and tonics and a Cohiba Talisman cigar while joking about Steven Seagal movies. Ultimately, the segment highlights their performative excesses and internal friction, framing mundane failures as grand adventures. [Automatically generated summary]

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Lambo Tire Trouble 00:04:10
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
So this is the Lambo garage.
There's real good music. Alright Andrew, can you explain what has happened?
Pass me the Doritos.
There's a cut in the tire or something and it's...
you can't repair it.
I'm trying to find a Lambo tire out here as well.
Your life might be a series of unfortunate events.
Unfortunate events. It is.
That's my life. It's just one never-ending series of unfortunate events.
Might be. It just might be.
But unfortunately, I also don't have Doritos.
To make the matters worse.
Now we're fuggers. So we're back in the game.
Back in the game. Boom.
Fixed. How do you fix fuggers our money?
I don't know. How do they do it?
That'd be ass.
I could sit around and wait a lot longer.
My friend can come with something tomorrow.
Bullshit. Yeah. Thank you.
What's happening?
The tire that we had repaired on the Lambo, we're trying to go home.
It's late to young again. So we're about to get stuck on the side of the motorway.
Tristan's driving the Lambo.
I'm in the past. And it's leaking again.
So I'm trying to think of some highly advanced Double Dragon, Triple Shinobi maneuvers.
I can't think of any.
Right now we're trying to get to the next gas station, 24 kilometers.
It's race against time Racing time Time call why is it the same wheels leaking again?
They just fixed it. Yeah.
Fucking ass. It was just some random tire.
Saints sized tire and put it on.
I'm Time Cop. My name's Time Cop.
Time Cop. Time Cop is on the case.
Time Cop. Correct. Time to wake up and face your music.
So we've given up.
The biggest Red Bulls money can buy.
Everything bad for you. Ice cream, cigarettes, you name it.
Let's do it. That time you woke up and faced the music.
Luke's living in elephant world.
I am. I am actually an elephant world.
Now you gotta eat elephant food. This is elephant food.
Guys, we got Oreos.
Good. Just to place this song on repeat.
It's true. He keeps saying it's my favorite song, but it literally hurts my brain.
And it gets stuck in your mind.
It does.
Bang, bong, bing, bing bing bing bing bing bidi bing bing.
I won't use it.
All the times I've heard it, my mind is just weird.
Ding Ding Bong Bing 00:02:29
All the things I do.
I just sit in this room, drinking badly made gin and tonics.
I'm rich.
I don't have to do this.
It's true. Tristan, let's allocate half of the indulgence to put together the most crazy kick-confidential episodes ever.
Fucking nuts.
Let's try and buy tickets to the moon.
Let's fucking rent prior planes, a boat.
Let's go completely insane with the take-off engine.
Nothing makes sense anymore.
The end.
The end.
Ding bang ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding.
Ding bang bong.
you So I'm trying to get in here Oh, this is a three-story building I Want to fuck some bitches find some bitches we can fuck Yes.
No. Yeah, me and you need to fuck some bitches.
No. Now, we can find bitches now.
Or in general. You just start thinking some bitches.
They have to be pretty. Pretty bitches and they have to come here and we'll fuck them.
You understand? Alright, good.
What day is it today?
Monday. On Friday, we're going to fuck some bitches.
So start talking to some bitches and saying, me and my man are going to fuck you.
Okay. The things I do are too good.
The Red Pill Men's...
They don't believe the level that you can operate at when you're actually a G. They don't.
They don't get it. They're like, oh, where would you hold frame?
What? What you need to do is you need to...
Stop being a dick.
Bing bong bing bong bing bada bing bong bing bong bing bong bing bing.
Emergency McDonald's Meeting 00:05:39
It's an emergency Luke. So I came into your room, woke you up, and I'm going to tell you what happened.
So I came into your room, woke you up.
Yes. Told you about the emergency.
I quickly got dressed. I had no time to brief you on the situation.
So we're just going to have to go and deal with it.
If you're combat ready, that's all I need.
Combat readiness. That's what's important.
But it is an emergency situation.
An unprecedented emergency like we have never seen before.
So is this like an emergency meeting?
No. No, no, no. We didn't have time for a meeting.
This is an emergency maneuver.
Emergency action. Straight to action stations.
So now we're doing emergency maneuvers.
No meetings, exactly. Because there were no meetings.
We had no time for meetings.
I'm feeling this just like an emergency meeting.
What do you mean?
But in the car.
What do you mean?
What's an emergency meeting?
A meeting we hold in case of emergencies, yeah.
No, no.
We never hold them in emergencies.
They're never dire.
They are.
They never have been.
Every single time they are.
They never have been.
They always have been.
No.
Well, this is a real emergency.
Steven Molley News Twitter.
This is a real emergency.
Steven Molling who's Twitter.
Yeah. It's such an emergency on the speed.
They got his YouTube. Now this week, God's Twitter.
Yeah. Damn. I saw that this morning.
Damn. Now he's not a person.
Boom. Wait, whoa.
I thought this was an emergency.
It is an emergency. What do you mean?
No, no, no. Face masks.
They'll tell you to wear a fucking mask.
Fucking mask?
Right. It's an emergency.
Emergency McDonald's. Wait, what?
Emergency McDonald's.
Emergency McDonald's. Yeah, look.
It's 8am. If eating food isn't the most important thing in your life, then you've got your priorities wrong.
You'll die if you don't eat it. Yeah, you'll die. What's not an emergency about this?
Emergency McDonald's. Emergency McDonald's.
Every day from now on. Yeah, every time we must wake up earlier and earlier.
Emergency McDonald's.
Yeah, really get our day started right.
The breakfast starts at 4.30am, so we can get it.
Are we taking this at home or are we eating it all in the car?
We're eating in the car like a bunch of losers.
Alright, good. Are we going turbo?
Obviously. No, no, no.
Turbo. Yeah. Three of everything.
Okay. Three of everything. Pancakes.
Yeah. Luke, I'm a stone cold loser.
So this was the emergency.
Yep. Emergency. Yeah, where's the coffee?
You won't be! This still doesn't feel like an emergency.
Luke, it's the biggest emergency we've ever had.
Ah, she knew.
Coffee! Okay.
What? If there's no coffee, there's no coffee.
I don't care. No, beef them!
No, I didn't, because she probably didn't hear me.
Because I realized when I said coffee at the fucking teleprompter, she'd actually know what sauce I wanted.
So you fucked up! You're a fuck up.
Thank you. So you fucked up the emergency?
Can we trust some tea in emergencies?
No. Now we know in emergencies, it's just it can't be trusted.
What are you talking about? You didn't order coffee.
What do you mean? Fuck you guys.
I don't need to buy you coffee.
Try and eat shit. It's an emergency.
Yeah, exactly. The more coffee you eat, the less McDonald's will be able to consume.
So you faggot. It's McDonald's coffee.
McDonald's coffee. And then we have to go in order.
One of these each. Okay, all right.
Let's work together. All right.
Let's work together as a team.
One of these each. All right.
Let's start with this. Start with this.
A few moments later.
I now understand that McDonald's is not good.
It's not good at all, is it?
It's not an emergency. McDonald's isn't an emergency.
What's happened? Andy, what are you...
Has he lost his mind?
McDonald's may have immediately made Andrew lose his mind.
Corona. No.
What do you mean? McDonald's gave him Corona.
He was trying to protect us, dude.
You're not scared of Corona? It's a new emergency.
Emergency of the morning, number two.
What do you mean? No, I'm not scared of Corona.
Second emergency of the day.
Second emergency of the day.
Today's emergency day.
Alright. Today can't be emergency day.
Anytime anyone says emergency and wants to do something, everyone has to say yes.
Agreed. It's emergency day.
Today can't be emergency day.
It is. That's not real.
We're watching Steven Seagal movies.
Isn't it real? What do you know?
It's not real. You don't know anything though.
Our emergencies aren't real.
Emergency day can't be a thing.
They're real emergencies. Super real.
Right. This may be the last time we all see each other alive.
I'll have a Cohiba Talisman and eight gin and tonics, please.
Eight gin and tonics? Yes, please.
Tristan. Why do we need eight?
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