MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE PARTY | Tate Confidential Ep.58
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true, but I think it's true.
You you Night out in Bucharest. First one.
Since the quarantine has lifted.
So I invited a few people. A few friends.
One or two. Nice.
It's me, you, Rory and Andrew.
And I've invited a few people.
Sounds fun. It will be.
Very fun. Everyone.
What do you mean, everyone? Everyone.
What do you mean, what do I mean?
I wake up in the morning, sexy, put my shirt on, sexy, check the bank, money, Lambo outside, pictures on the phone, club, club, come to the club, come here, come to the club today.
Have you ever seen the scene of Leon the Professional and Gary Oldman says, well, how many officers?
Blah, blah, blah, these guys here. Bring me everyone.
Everyone? Everyone!
Bring me everyone.
What do you mean everyone? Everyone!
That's what's happened. I think they have a few friends.
I invited everyone. Everyone.
Look. To a long time.
To a long time. To a long time. To a long time. To a long time.
To a long time. To a long time. To a long time.
To a long time. It's been too long with this COVID. Whoop!
Whoop! What's the word of the day?
You're trash!
22!
Shout em!
22!
What?
I'm taking off.
What am I taking off?
What am I taking off?
Everyone!
Come!
Come, come. Come inside.
He's gone beyond everything.
Nothing makes sense. Nothing makes sense.
Nothing makes sense. We all had a single target, and he's just invited all these random...
Nothing makes sense anymore.
There's no single targets anymore.
We can't close. There's too many.
It makes complete sense.
It doesn't. It does.
No, but that makes that.
I have faith in this man.
There is no plan, Rory.
Rory, you have faith in nothing, something that doesn't exist.
There was no plan.
Anything you believe is real.
Right. Take it from the mind.
I open it. Open the mind.
Andrew, we're in elephant world.
We're in elephant world.
Nothing makes sense. There's elephants everywhere.
Monkey realm. Rory did leave with the pizzas.
We all left.
I've driven the other girls home.
There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping.
That does sound like... In the pool eating pizza.
So... That is a Rory thing to do.
If he is eating pizza...
But how would he eat it in the pool?
I don't understand. He must be getting it wet.
Wet pizza? Andrew, are you eating pizza in the pool?
No way, it's him, bro. I don't even like the pool.
They left their hat. One of my girls messages me since she's driven home.
There's a weirdo burping and eating pizza in the pool.
Nice. Andrew, you get in. Rory.
Hey, bro. Did you scare the girls away?
What are you all about? Rory, is that pizza?
That is pizza. Hold on.
What are you all about? Yeah, let's talk about pizza.
There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool.
Oh, that was me. Why?
I'm living my best life. Do you think I live in a million dollar house with a luxurious swimming pool?
You didn't get in the pool.
Rory is kicking the house.
He's the greatest man alive.
Rory, that does actually look quite fun.
But that does look fun.
So Tristan. Why did you buy a floating island?
So I can't eat pizza on a floating island and live my best life in the sun.
Well, Tristan. You are a bit of a killjoy, Tristan.
This is atmosphere.
He paid for the pizza.
He did pay for the pizza. Thanks, Tristan.
Tristan, we have more cookies, don't worry.
Tristan! I'm locking my door.
You can't lock us out.
Yes, I can. Rory, I'll join you.
Do you want a slice? Yeah.
It's alright. It's the worst boat I've ever seen.
It is quite shit.
I'm going to sail the 17.
Like this. Roy, I think it's actually going to be quite difficult for you to get out.
Nah, easy. Use my hand as it happens.
Maybe I am wrong.
Yeah, I'm out. Basically.
It's just gonna be hard not getting my pizza box wet, so I might have to stay until all the pizza's gone.
Pffft.
Pffft.
That's not real.
It's not a plant.
This is real pizza, Luke.
Look. It's real.
I don't want to get my pizza wet.
This cost Tristan good money.
That is nice of you. At least you're not wasting Tristan's money.
I won't waste Tristan's money.
Yeah, that is nice of you.
That's what I mean. Tristan's so unappreciated.
He is, isn't he? Tristan, you're a cunt.
Rory just cares about your well-being and it's how you treat him Tristan he needs your help I I feel like Pizza Impossible is getting up very badly.
Shit. Yeah.
I'm super glad I recorded that.
I knew it was going to be hard.
No, Rory, you're going to miss.
Yes! Just a bit across.
That was a good loss. Alright, Rory.
I'm slightly impressed. You made me win it be over.
I've got a wet foot and a one pizza down.
I won't be beaten.
Now I'm anchored nicely.
Tristan, you didn't want to waste your money, but you wouldn't help him get out.
He just broke the island.
Shit! This is not going well.
One. Shit!
That was an ordeal.
What am I going to do about this?
Three minute rule? I don't know why you're laughing.
I've got to order a new one now. It's your card on the app.
You've won me over, Roy. I'm happy now.
You've won me over. I'm convinced this was a good idea.
Good.
Got a wet foot.
Yeah.
Pop.
So, we've decided we don't talk about the So, we've decided we don't talk to Rory anymore.
No, we're making an agreement.
Me and Luke are making a pact between both of us not to talk to Rory until at least tomorrow.
At least. At least.
We might decide we don't want to talk to him at all.
Exactly. Forever. Forever.
We'll see how it goes. Yeah.
24 hours until tomorrow, no talking to Rory.
Cool. We're going to trial it. He's going to try and get me here.
Okay, but you do agree. Yes, I do agree.
All right. Not talking to Rory. Not talking to Rory.
We'll see how it goes. I'm not replying to those.
Oh shit, I just replied.
But still, I'm not talking to you two either.
So Tristan, how was your day?
Wonderful. There's this cunt called Rory.
So, me and Luke decided not to talk to Rory anymore.
So, you just missed Rory jumping in this hot tub wearing loads of clothes and now apparently he's gonna go lay on Luke's bed.
But we can't talk to him.
We can't give in. We've been ignoring him for hours.
Yeah. He splashed water all over my wireless charger, which is probably broken now.
He's basically a terrorist.
He's become a terrorist. And we cannot negotiate with him.
Try to get us to talk to him.
Yeah. I don't want to talk to him.
I don't either. He can't make us, can he?
He can't make us. He really can't.
We can't ignore him forever. Yep, we can.
Try to do all this bullshit. If needs be, I'll float myself to the middle of the pool in that white thing and just stay away from it.
Although he would sink you. Why do I know him?
So we live with the terrorist.
Yeah, she's coming back.
Tell you what, that's a weird experience.
You are gonna have a wet dream tonight.
It's frisking!
Is it happening to you too?
It's happening to me too!
Oh Bye.
you Tristan, I might just leave the house.
I might leave the house too.
You might just have to leave.
I have no faith. What's up guys?
What's up? For the sake of the camera, someone's touching my foot.
It is not me.
And I'm gonna throw a super hard kick, as hard as I can kick, if I feel anything touching my foot again.