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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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Deep Underground | Tate Confidential Ep. 57
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
I'm not sure.
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Rory, the world has to know the truth.
What? That we're addicted to Domino's.
What truth? The world needs to know anything.
The world needs to know that I made a promise, and that promise is to get fat.
We're addicted to Domino's.
We are. We keep eating pizzas.
One pizza each.
And that's for breakfast.
Well, we haven't eaten anything else today.
We haven't, but we're going to.
True. I know us.
Every day when I wake up, I say to myself, I'm not going to order Domino's today.
And I get down, I do my emails, I do my shit I need to do.
And within about an hour, I say, hmm, what can I eat?
And the first thing that comes into my mind is Domino's.
It doesn't even taste good anymore.
And what got me today was, this is how advertising can be very effective in marketing.
Because what got me today was, as soon as I mentioned Domino's, I thought about Domino's, I went online, and the first thing I've seen...
My phone's bugged.
The first thing I'd seen was an advert for Dominic.
And that took me over the edge.
The delicious bubbling cheese in the picture got me.
And here I am, now eating, and it's not half as good as it looked or smelled, but I can't stop eating.
It's not even good.
It's not. I feel sick.
Yeah, I feel sick, Rory.
Every day, I feel sick.
It's given me a bellyache, but I just want to eat more.
I know I really want the fucking cookies because the pizza is not happiness and I've eaten four slices So we keep forgetting to film things so nothing intake confidential makes sense So, thank you.
So the car broke and we got the train and the train broke.
Yeah. Now we're here about 100 kilometers from the nearest paved road.
Yeah. High up in the mountains and you're drinking whiskey.
I always carry personal whiskey.
None of this episode makes any sense.
It literally won't make sense to anyone watching.
The nonsense episode. This is the nonsense episode.
It's the nonsense episode. Well, our full-time cameraman is in England doing his thing.
Luke is crying about his Ferrari at home because he's a geek.
I'm not going to record myself.
The nonsense episode.
Fine. Yeah, it's clips of stuff.
Now I'm here, now I'm there.
I do this. It's my whole life.
It's all I remember. Cunts.
It's a nonsense episode.
Where are we? We're in a salt mine.
Because it's a nonsense episode. Nothing makes sense.
It's where we're in a salt mine half a mile underground.
We were on a mountain, and now we're underground.
Take confidential!
Why are you...
Nature's disinfectant.
I think it's something because...
It's like 15 meters underground.
What did you say?
I was already thinking, in case of an earthquake and a collapse, I was going to commandeer all the food supplies.
It's nice that the food is here.
Because I can murder everyone and...
Commandeer the food.
Yeah, I'm always thinking worst case.
Earthquake. The mine's blocked.
Chilean miners style scenario.
First, I murdered...
Why is everything so fucking high?
I'm having brain attacks.
I fucking hate heights. What's that, a lake?
Yeah, let's go swimming. Not water.
There's monsters in that water, bro.
We're a mile underground.
There's monsters.
I still see them coming.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello!
Shut up, kid.
Hello!
Thank you for watching!
Get a boat. So now we're rowing a boat at the bottom of a lake.
Unbelievably deep underground in a salt mine.
When we were on top of the mountain.
We haven't filmed anything.
Nothing makes sense. So I've got a mask on so I don't get COVID down here.
Yeah, why are you scared of Corona?
You're not scared of Corona. You said there's Corona down here.
Yeah, there's definitely Corona down here.
Is there? Yeah, the salt is making my lungs pure.
I need some cigar smoke.
Some more booze to clear my lungs out.
Reminds me. It's just a nonsense episode.
Nothing makes sense. There's no continuity.
None of this makes any sense.
You don't need a drink.
How many of them? I've seen you drink at least ten of them in the last three days.
The travel size. The whole car is full of them.
It's fun size. What does it mean fun?
Fun size. It doesn't make sense.
I can't have a little...
Suddenly, because I'm rowing a boat in the bottom of a lake, I might have to have a little bit of whiskey.
Rushing. Do you want some?
No. Why?
Why what? Why do we do this to ourselves?
Because we're gluttonous pigs.
And Andrew and Tristan are here to control my fattery.
My fattery is here for summer.
Most people, when it gets to summer, they think, oh, can't cut down and stop eating.
Well, I'll show you can't.
Oh, my stomach hurts super bad.
I don't care if I'm fat. In fact, my objective is to get fat.
So if anyone sees me getting fatter in these videos, don't call them, because you've seen nothing yet.
You've seen nothing. Come eat down.
Here's to the Colonel, here's to Ronald, and all the other fucking legends in the game.
My stomach fucking hurts.
Why do we do that? No, it's for me. Tell the camera what we eat.
We've eaten too much chicken.
We've eaten two of these boxes, which have eight pieces of strips each, and then we've also eaten the fucking sandwich.
And we still have the fucking crispy, this thing, whatever that is.
And you know what, I'm in pain, but it's delicious.
No, I'm in super pain.
Complimented with some garlic sauce.
I actually can't be filming anymore, Rory, I gotta cut.
Alright, cut, but I'll be back.
You heard it here fast.
A few moments later.
So, Rory, what just happened?
I just went to kneel down on my knees back.
Which thing? The right one.
Ah! And there it is.
Oh, Rory. I'm going to sleep and I'm never waking up again.
How did that happen?
That's happened to me once, though, before, Rory.
I will admit, that did happen to me once.
And the thing is, it's going to be horrible because it's like two weeks of pain, bro.
I'm telling you, it's going to be a long time.
I couldn't walk upstairs for a while.
Bro. Ah!
So what happened was I went to kneel down and then it just popped and then I fell.
Now I'm here in pain.
I saw you fall and I thought you laid down on purpose.
Whoa. No.
I went to work off the chicken.
To work off the chicken by laying down.
I thought, yeah, I was going to do a few press-ups, I don't know.
A few stretching. We've actually eaten too much chicken.
I feel like throwing up. I can't talk anymore.
I'm in pain. I'm actually in pain.
Oh, that hurt. I don't know what hurts more, my stomach and my knees.
What's happening to us, Rory?
I don't know. We're losing our minds.
Why do we eat that much?
We ate what? Alright, so first you cooked chicken and sweet potatoes for both of us.
We ate them all.
So first, what did I make?
I made sweet potatoes, wedges, with a couple of chicken breasts, spiced them up a bit.
It was really good. Chefron.
Chefron, that's correct. And then...
For some reason you went fucking nuts and ordered loads of fucking chicken wings and me being a gluttonous cunt decided to eat everything and then I was in pain so I come away from my desk for a lay down and my knee pops out.
I'm in all sorts of pain.
And the burpees. I'm sure you're still in therapy.
I did the burpees on Monday.
Yeah, my lower back hurts from that.
What a nice stretch out after a big, beautiful health.
But no, there's no happiness anywhere for me.
I think this is the end.
Bro, I think we need to get some chocolate.
And this is what's wrong with me.
I'm so greedy.
I wouldn't say no.
I'm just going to sit here and reflect on my life for a little while.
I'll get you the chocolate, bro.
And something like that, it's funny talking to you.
Ha ha ha.
What is the word of the day?
I don't know.
Bro, it's Saturday. What's the word of the day?
I don't know. It doesn't matter if it's Monday, Tuesday, all the way to Sunday.
The word of the day is the same.
What's the word of the day? Cash!
Word of the day is cash.
I wake up in the morning and I check the bank.
Do you understand what I'm saying to you, Luke? I do.
No, you don't understand. I wake up.
First thing I do, I grab my phone, bitches, hoes, cancel all that, and I check the bank.
I check the internet banking app, and guess what it's full of?
Cash. Cash! I ain't borrowing money from no bank.
I go to the bank and say, you can hold my money for me.
I don't have to go there and say, please, I need help to buy a house.
I do everything in cash.
This house. Iron clad, like a bat fucking cane.
What did I buy it with? Cash.
Cash. $35,000 watch, cash.
$5,000 shirt, cash.
You see that hot tub? Cash?
Cash! I ain't playing games.
I got fit hoes, beautiful women in the pimp game.
I got Bitcoin on the blockchain.
It's all cash.
I'm Mr. Cash. People come along and go, I'm asset rich, my assets.
Assets? I got cash.
Talk about fucking assets.
One by one, we can talk about everything I own.
And I bought it with the same motherfucking thing.
Cash. Look, let's look over here.
Let's have a conversation about the Aston Martin V12. Six liter, only 175 in the world, special edition.
Most of them are in car collections.
Mine's out here on the streets.
And I bought it in cash.
Lamborghini Huracan, drop top, spider.
It's reflective.
Cash. I went into Porsche, bought a 992, then sent it to Germany, spent extra money on the body kit, the power kit, upgraded it, and I did it all in fucking cash.
What's the word of the day?
Cash.
Cash!
Rory did leave with the pizzas.
you We all left.
I've driven the girls home.
There's a man in the pool eating pizza and burping.
That does sound like... In the pool eating pizza.
So... There were girls in the pool and they said they left because there's a guy burping and eating pizza in the pool.
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