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July 24, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
13:06
KICKING A TREE IN HALF | Tate Confidential Ep. 56
# travel disruptions social life salt mine car maintenance chainsaws depression dominos ferrari flat tire gender stereotypes luke romania rory

Andrew Tate and his team face a chaotic journey in Romania, starting with Ferrari engine failures and Rory's pizza distractions before a rainy mountain drive ends in a flat tire. Forced to switch to a train, they encounter a massive tree blocking the tracks, leading to a three-and-a-half-hour delay without signal or food while emergency crews arrive on foot. Tate claims he saved the day by kicking the tree in half, though unrecorded, before the group descends into a confusing salt mine, illustrating the absurdity of their travels. [Automatically generated summary]

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Engine Performance Limited 00:01:38
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
You Oh So what's happened? Luke broke his Ferrari, so he got a straightener.
Luke, why did you break your Ferrari?
I bought a car and he broke it.
I was driving on the highway, and all of a sudden it just said, the engine performance is limited.
So you broke the engine? I think if I buy someone a Ferrari, they should look after it.
Don't you? Yes, I agree.
Great. Come.
You're going to have to straighten this out.
It's going to have to be a straightener.
I'm going to do it quick.
Go.
Look for an offhand.
Look for a tackle power and a cross-court attack.
Go.
I'm going to do it quick.
Come on Luke, what's that footwork?
Plant your feet more, don't just walk backwards.
Throw With Intent 00:11:26
And body.
And once again, we're going to do a plank.
One more time.
And one more time.
I look... I look...
compose yourself. Throw those punches properly.
You're throwing to miss.
Throw with intent or don't throw.
One and a half minutes.
Now, no one realizes this because we haven't been recording it, but Rory is addicted to Domino's cookies.
He's ordered them twice today.
Here we go. One box, two box, three box, four boxes of Domino's cookies.
And there are more.
Now, he's just gone to answer the door.
I wonder what he...
He has no friends here.
He has no girlfriend here.
Who do you think's at the door, Luke?
Is it Domino's again? I hope not.
Bro, they come here like three times a day now.
He needs to stop this.
Why does he do it? He does it to get us.
That's why he does it. And he's also dating to Domino's.
It's a two-pronged attack.
Who is at the door? Why Rory?
Why do you keep doing this?
Every day, why do you do this?
Yes, but what?
This is the second, third time today.
20 cookies, 2 large pizzas Nice Having some?
I don't like you Why not?
I don't like you anymore Why not?
You need to stop doing this Look, twice a day is okay, you know?
It's not. It is, but what is the harm?
We train, I can eat pizza.
It's not that bad for me.
I'm not talking to you. Enjoy.
One more.
I'm not talking to you. Enjoy.
So
a few moments later what's happened go flat tire Driving was boring anyway because it was fucking raining.
Mountain roads in the rain are no fun, and now we have a flat tire.
But there's a town, ten minute walk that way.
And what are we gonna do when we go to the town?
Start drinking? Get a taxi.
A taxi? A taxi?
And what are we gonna do with this car?
Your ideas...
suck. Who's Chipman?
Chipman is the man that me and Luke know, who works on the trains and sells people chips.
Then we should go see Chipman. You're saying we get a train.
Maybe we can leave the car here.
If we get stolen, get stolen.
We have more. But we can get a train and we can eat chips from Chipman and I'll feel better inside.
Alright. Get us some train tickets.
Let's go walk down there.
You walk. I'll wait in the car.
No, my camera lens is not dirty.
Cough, cough.
Tsk.
We're sorry.
Right, so let me give you a breakdown.
What happened is this. I'm a multi-millionaire.
I decided to go on a little road trip.
A few pretty hotels. Some nice beautiful roads.
Convinced Tristan to come with me in the M5. Got a flat tire.
Now I want to become the train man.
And in the meantime, Tristan decided to kill us all.
Saying we need to die with that thing you do in cars.
With the exhaust. We don't have a hose pipe.
So we're trying to do it with Cubans. Why do we need to die again?
Why are you trying to kill us? Because I'm depressed.
Because he's depressed. I'm depressed.
I'm trying to kill us both. With cigar smoke.
If we finish these, there'll be about $150 worth of smoke in here.
This car's going to stink forever.
So? We're effectively ruining one of our cars.
It's our car. What are we going to do?
Call Amnesty. BMW is going to call us and tell us off.
Bunch of German cunts.
Cunts. Okay, can we go get the train now?
Can we smoke on trains? I don't know.
Yeah, probably. Let's go get the train, man.
Something's going to go wrong if we go get the train.
How can anything go wrong on a train?
Things go wrong. Something's going wrong.
Mark my words, something's going wrong.
Andrew can't take the smoke. Nothing goes wrong on trains.
Get the fuck out of here. We want a train in Romania,
and the train made an emergency stop, and they asked us to come help them, and it turns out it's the train captain.
It turns out that during the storm last night, a tree has blocked the train.
A big tree. A big fucking tree.
A tree so big, even you and me cannot move this tree.
No one's moving this tree. But they obviously went down the train and asked all the big G's to come out.
Big G's come out, let's move this train.
This is a big train.
Four or five tons at least.
Tons.
Solid.
I need a chainsaw to move this.
Peace.
Chop it up. Hours work with the chainsaw.
Give me a few Red Bulls, I'll be okay.
Can't do it without Red Bull. We never take the train.
We always take supercars.
First time ever we thought, you know what?
The train will be a scenic route.
We've never taken the train in Romania before.
And now, we're stuck.
And now, this is hour three.
That tree was too big to move.
No one has signal. They've called the Emergency Romanian Training Authority Backup, which is probably some 65-year-old man who sleeps all day.
What problem?
What? He's walking here.
I guess. Three hours.
And the world's worst train.
No drinks. No food.
Wooden seats. And I've ripped my $2,000 shoes walking through the forest.
Me and you should have tried harder to move that tree.
But it must have weighed 10 tons.
It's huge. Yeah, I don't want to show off.
I don't want to let the Romanians know how powerful I am.
I don't want to flex my true powers.
If they were fucking superheroes, they'd ram the fucking tree with the train.
We've already established by asking them that the train would move the tree if they rammed it.
This procedure. I have a procedure.
Get me there on fucking time.
Nerds. Dark territory!
That's all! Here we are, three hours later.
Three and a half hours later.
Some guys walked.
I can't see any vehicle behind the train, so they must not have driven here.
They fucking walked.
Walked here with a chainsaw.
From the nearest station, I guess.
I don't know how they got the message to them.
I think one of the conductors walked back.
I know these guys have walked here with the chainsaw.
Could just keep a chainsaw on the train, but I guess it doesn't cross their minds.
Time hit moving, I think.
Saved by the yellow jackets.
So we saved the day.
The train arrived on time.
I got out of the train.
I was a little bit tired. I'd been up drinking the night before, but the tree was in the middle.
So I gave the tree an expertly timed sidekick, split it in half.
You took both pieces, threw them left and the right.
Everyone was super impressed.
But because I was throwing the kick, I couldn't record on the phone.
I already recorded the guys with the chainsaws.
Fuck you.
It's a nonsense episode.
Where are we? We're in a salt mine.
This is a nonsense episode. Nothing makes sense.
So we're in a salt mine half a mile underground.
We were on a mountain and now we're underground.
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