Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - KICKING A TREE IN HALF | Tate Confidential Ep. 56
Aired: 2022-07-24
Duration: 13:06


=== Engine Performance Limited (01:38) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:22]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:34]  You Oh So what's happened? Luke broke his Ferrari, so he got a straightener.
[00:00:43]  Luke, why did you break your Ferrari?
[00:00:45]  I bought a car and he broke it.
[00:00:46]  I was driving on the highway, and all of a sudden it just said, the engine performance is limited.
[00:00:51]  So you broke the engine? I think if I buy someone a Ferrari, they should look after it.
[00:00:55]  Don't you? Yes, I agree.
[00:00:56]  Great. Come.
[00:00:58]  You're going to have to straighten this out.
[00:01:00]  It's going to have to be a straightener.
[00:01:02]  I'm going to do it quick.
[00:01:04]  Go.
[00:01:05]  Look for an offhand.
[00:01:06]  Look for a tackle power and a cross-court attack.
[00:01:07]  Go.
[00:01:08]  I'm going to do it quick.
[00:01:36]  Come on Luke, what's that footwork?
[00:01:37]  Plant your feet more, don't just walk backwards.

=== Throw With Intent (11:26) ===

[00:01:39]  And body.
[00:01:57]  And once again, we're going to do a plank.
[00:02:07]  One more time.
[00:02:09]  And one more time.
[00:02:37]  I look... I look...
[00:02:38]  compose yourself. Throw those punches properly.
[00:02:40]  You're throwing to miss.
[00:02:44]  Throw with intent or don't throw.
[00:02:46]  One and a half minutes.
[00:03:18]  Now, no one realizes this because we haven't been recording it, but Rory is addicted to Domino's cookies.
[00:03:29]  He's ordered them twice today.
[00:03:32]  Here we go. One box, two box, three box, four boxes of Domino's cookies.
[00:03:39]  And there are more.
[00:03:41]  Now, he's just gone to answer the door.
[00:03:46]  I wonder what he...
[00:03:48]  He has no friends here.
[00:03:50]  He has no girlfriend here.
[00:03:53]  Who do you think's at the door, Luke?
[00:03:57]  Is it Domino's again? I hope not.
[00:04:01]  Bro, they come here like three times a day now.
[00:04:04]  He needs to stop this.
[00:04:06]  Why does he do it? He does it to get us.
[00:04:09]  That's why he does it. And he's also dating to Domino's.
[00:04:12]  It's a two-pronged attack.
[00:04:14]  Who is at the door? Why Rory?
[00:04:27]  Why do you keep doing this?
[00:04:30]  Every day, why do you do this?
[00:04:35]  Yes, but what?
[00:04:38]  This is the second, third time today.
[00:04:40]  20 cookies, 2 large pizzas Nice Having some?
[00:04:45]  I don't like you Why not?
[00:04:47]  I don't like you anymore Why not?
[00:04:51]  You need to stop doing this Look, twice a day is okay, you know?
[00:04:54]  It's not. It is, but what is the harm?
[00:04:57]  We train, I can eat pizza.
[00:04:59]  It's not that bad for me.
[00:05:00]  I'm not talking to you. Enjoy.
[00:05:02]  One more.
[00:05:04]  I'm not talking to you. Enjoy.
[00:05:26]  So
[00:05:54]  a few moments later what's happened go flat tire Driving was boring anyway because it was fucking raining.
[00:06:14]  Mountain roads in the rain are no fun, and now we have a flat tire.
[00:06:18]  But there's a town, ten minute walk that way.
[00:06:21]  And what are we gonna do when we go to the town?
[00:06:23]  Start drinking? Get a taxi.
[00:06:28]  A taxi? A taxi?
[00:06:30]  And what are we gonna do with this car?
[00:06:34]  Your ideas...
[00:06:35]  suck. Who's Chipman?
[00:06:40]  Chipman is the man that me and Luke know, who works on the trains and sells people chips.
[00:06:46]  Then we should go see Chipman. You're saying we get a train.
[00:06:49]  Maybe we can leave the car here.
[00:06:50]  If we get stolen, get stolen.
[00:06:52]  We have more. But we can get a train and we can eat chips from Chipman and I'll feel better inside.
[00:06:58]  Alright. Get us some train tickets.
[00:07:02]  Let's go walk down there.
[00:07:04]  You walk. I'll wait in the car.
[00:07:11]  No, my camera lens is not dirty.
[00:07:14]  Cough, cough.
[00:07:16]  Tsk.
[00:07:18]  We're sorry.
[00:07:20]  Right, so let me give you a breakdown.
[00:07:21]  What happened is this. I'm a multi-millionaire.
[00:07:24]  I decided to go on a little road trip.
[00:07:26]  A few pretty hotels. Some nice beautiful roads.
[00:07:30]  Convinced Tristan to come with me in the M5. Got a flat tire.
[00:07:33]  Now I want to become the train man.
[00:07:36]  And in the meantime, Tristan decided to kill us all.
[00:07:39]  Saying we need to die with that thing you do in cars.
[00:07:42]  With the exhaust. We don't have a hose pipe.
[00:07:44]  So we're trying to do it with Cubans. Why do we need to die again?
[00:07:50]  Why are you trying to kill us? Because I'm depressed.
[00:07:53]  Because he's depressed. I'm depressed.
[00:07:55]  I'm trying to kill us both. With cigar smoke.
[00:07:59]  If we finish these, there'll be about $150 worth of smoke in here.
[00:08:07]  This car's going to stink forever.
[00:08:09]  So? We're effectively ruining one of our cars.
[00:08:11]  It's our car. What are we going to do?
[00:08:13]  Call Amnesty. BMW is going to call us and tell us off.
[00:08:17]  Bunch of German cunts.
[00:08:19]  Cunts. Okay, can we go get the train now?
[00:08:26]  Can we smoke on trains? I don't know.
[00:08:29]  Yeah, probably. Let's go get the train, man.
[00:08:31]  Something's going to go wrong if we go get the train.
[00:08:33]  How can anything go wrong on a train?
[00:08:35]  Things go wrong. Something's going wrong.
[00:08:37]  Mark my words, something's going wrong.
[00:08:39]  Andrew can't take the smoke. Nothing goes wrong on trains.
[00:08:41]  Get the fuck out of here. We want a train in Romania,
[00:09:09]  and the train made an emergency stop, and they asked us to come help them, and it turns out it's the train captain.
[00:09:18]  It turns out that during the storm last night, a tree has blocked the train.
[00:09:26]  A big tree. A big fucking tree.
[00:09:28]  A tree so big, even you and me cannot move this tree.
[00:09:30]  No one's moving this tree. But they obviously went down the train and asked all the big G's to come out.
[00:09:36]  Big G's come out, let's move this train.
[00:09:38]  This is a big train.
[00:09:40]  Four or five tons at least.
[00:09:42]  Tons.
[00:09:43]  Solid.
[00:09:44]  I need a chainsaw to move this.
[00:09:51]  Peace.
[00:09:53]  Chop it up. Hours work with the chainsaw.
[00:09:56]  Give me a few Red Bulls, I'll be okay.
[00:10:00]  Can't do it without Red Bull. We never take the train.
[00:10:06]  We always take supercars.
[00:10:08]  First time ever we thought, you know what?
[00:10:09]  The train will be a scenic route.
[00:10:11]  We've never taken the train in Romania before.
[00:10:15]  And now, we're stuck.
[00:10:20]  And now, this is hour three.
[00:10:22]  That tree was too big to move.
[00:10:24]  No one has signal. They've called the Emergency Romanian Training Authority Backup, which is probably some 65-year-old man who sleeps all day.
[00:10:31]  What problem?
[00:10:33]  What? He's walking here.
[00:10:35]  I guess. Three hours.
[00:10:39]  And the world's worst train.
[00:10:40]  No drinks. No food.
[00:10:42]  Wooden seats. And I've ripped my $2,000 shoes walking through the forest.
[00:10:49]  Me and you should have tried harder to move that tree.
[00:10:50]  But it must have weighed 10 tons.
[00:10:52]  It's huge. Yeah, I don't want to show off.
[00:10:55]  I don't want to let the Romanians know how powerful I am.
[00:10:58]  I don't want to flex my true powers.
[00:11:01]  If they were fucking superheroes, they'd ram the fucking tree with the train.
[00:11:05]  We've already established by asking them that the train would move the tree if they rammed it.
[00:11:09]  This procedure. I have a procedure.
[00:11:11]  Get me there on fucking time.
[00:11:13]  Nerds. Dark territory!
[00:11:26]  That's all! Here we are, three hours later.
[00:11:34]  Three and a half hours later.
[00:11:39]  Some guys walked.
[00:11:41]  I can't see any vehicle behind the train, so they must not have driven here.
[00:11:45]  They fucking walked.
[00:11:52]  Walked here with a chainsaw.
[00:11:55]  From the nearest station, I guess.
[00:11:57]  I don't know how they got the message to them.
[00:11:59]  I think one of the conductors walked back.
[00:12:02]  I know these guys have walked here with the chainsaw.
[00:12:09]  Could just keep a chainsaw on the train, but I guess it doesn't cross their minds.
[00:12:19]  Time hit moving, I think.
[00:12:22]  Saved by the yellow jackets.
[00:12:24]  So we saved the day.
[00:12:25]  The train arrived on time.
[00:12:27]  I got out of the train.
[00:12:28]  I was a little bit tired. I'd been up drinking the night before, but the tree was in the middle.
[00:12:32]  So I gave the tree an expertly timed sidekick, split it in half.
[00:12:37]  You took both pieces, threw them left and the right.
[00:12:40]  Everyone was super impressed.
[00:12:41]  But because I was throwing the kick, I couldn't record on the phone.
[00:12:44]  I already recorded the guys with the chainsaws.
[00:12:46]  Fuck you.
[00:12:49]  It's a nonsense episode.
[00:12:55]  Where are we? We're in a salt mine.
[00:12:57]  This is a nonsense episode. Nothing makes sense.
[00:13:00]  So we're in a salt mine half a mile underground.
[00:13:03]  We were on a mountain and now we're underground.