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Jeep Through the Desert
00:07:22
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| I'm not sure if that's true. | |
| The second floor looks much better. | |
| Let's go in school. | |
| This is open by like 5 o'clock, 5 o'clock, 5 o'clock and post midnight. | |
| We can | |
| Have any people living the desert are very high level I We're going to stop here. | |
| Let other castes come as well. | |
| So these are rocks? No, no. | |
| These are all, these rocks are plants. | |
| That's a plant. It's a dead plant. | |
| Basically they call it a fire bush. | |
| But they are dead. So we stop and meet up other castes. | |
| Let everybody come and we can go for a picnic. | |
| Okay. | |
| See you guys. | |
| Walk home or go home? | |
| Huh? | |
| Walk home? | |
| Walk home. | |
| Could do. | |
| That way. | |
| Watch your side. | |
| I'll cover the camera. | |
| A couple of hoes. | |
| Desert hoes. | |
| Put up tinder, see if there are any hoes in the desert. | |
| Hey man, get some of those nomadic camel riding, long sheet wearing, rapier desert hoes. | |
| I think there's a cinema on TV. I'm not sure. I'm not a fan of that idea. Yeah. It's on the.com. | |
| It's on the news. | |
| People deserve money. | |
| It's on the news. | |
| I know you've got experience, bro. I'm trusting you. | |
| Stuck? | |
| You're studying to come up with another way to think. | |
| Why? Jeep's Jeep. | |
| It's not a land cruiser. It's not strong enough? | |
| The Jeep? It's not strong enough. | |
| Jeep is supposed to be strong. | |
| What happened to the f**king Jeep? | |
| I don't know. | |
| The guys are not experts. | |
| The Jeep died last time I checked. | |
| I'm going to the hospital. | |
| Okay. | |
| Can't keep up bro. | |
| Not strong enough. Not strong enough. | |
| He's a good driver. | |
| He's experienced. This guy is almost like 15 years on 22 years. | |
| Basically the company they give lead. | |
| So if it's people they get sick I'm gonna take over. | |
| They don't put car number 2 as a new one. | |
| I'm going to try to get a new one. | |
| So 350 people coming here. | |
| Not your camp. | |
| Our camp is some other place. | |
| We come here for the sign boarding. | |
| So we are going to stop the sign boarding here. | |
| Good luck bro. | |
| You are welcome. | |
| You took a video. | |
| This is a smart approach. | |
| There you go. | |
| You ok? | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Oh my god! | |
| If you could guess last week before you came on our adventures, you had to point on a map where on earth you would be. | |
| Would you be in a desert on the edge of Oman? | |
| Hell no. Hell no. | |
| Out in Regis. Out in Farley Hill. | |
| Cookies and cream dumpster. | |
| Could be. Lucy Farms shots. | |
| Could have been shooting some music video. | |
| Right in my face. | |
| What is this? | |
| Local date. | |
| Thank you. | |
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Brown People Chicken
00:03:26
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| Oh, one, two, three. | |
| Let me tell you something about chicken. | |
| There are three different chicken dishes in the world. | |
| Three different types of chicken you can eat. | |
| This is the second one. | |
| So category one is when white people cook chicken. | |
| That's one. Category two is when brown people cook chicken. | |
| I'm enjoying this. Brown people chicken is good. | |
| Category three is when black people cook chicken. | |
| And everyone knows that black people chicken is better than brown people chicken and a hundred times better than white people chicken. | |
| That's just a matter of culinary expertise. | |
| And I'm right. Don't at me. | |
| Yeah, line | |
| Oh | |
| Wow, he's so cool! | |
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Park My Bike
00:04:41
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| Oh my god! | |
| What? | |
| What the fuck? | |
| Give me another! | |
| Thank you! | |
| Guys, I'm a fucking Debbie! | |
| That was like 10 spins. I'm telling you I'm dizzy. | |
| I would definitely do 11 just to meet you. | |
| Well, I don't know how many it was. Well, he stopped me. | |
| I could have done more. | |
| I could have done more. Goodbye, | |
| we'll save you now. Alright, let's have a go park my bike. | |
| Are you done with me? All good, all good. | |
| You can be 5 minutes in the back seat. | |
| You're going to Ferrari today, yeah? | |
| Yeah, I don't have one at home, so I'll take one around to buy. | |
| Nothing wrong with renting cars, as long as you admit that you're rented. | |
| All you broke boys out there renting cars and taking pictures with them, pretending that they're yours, that's horseshit. | |
| I've got supercars, they're in the course. | |
| This one is rented. | |
| I've got a supercar, it's a Mercedes, it's a Volkswagen, I don't give a... | |
| I've got a Mercedes, it's a Volkswagen, I don't give a... | |
| I've got a Toyota 6-speed car, I don't give a... | |
| I don't know how to adjust my fucking mirrors though. | |
| Fuck, fuck, every fucking time. | |
| Oh, shit. | |
| Turn around. | |
| I got a car. | |
| We'll see. | |
| I'm going to get you. | |
| yeah! | |
| I'm on my way to the airport. | |
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Hey Motherfucker
00:03:40
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| Out here in the fucking sand. | |
| Digging. Digging. | |
| My hoes at home. Locked up. | |
| I'm basically Muslim anyway. | |
| We all know how I am with the females. | |
| Inshallah. Inshallah. | |
| By the way, that's Christian. I don't know why I'm doing this. | |
| I'm just standing here. | |
| This is fucking glorious. | |
| I'm just standing here. | |
| The birds are a bit of a giveaway. | |
| Yeah, the birds are a bit of a giveaway. | |
| If I stand behind the front, I'm like an opening Ferrari. | |
| I'll hide the boot. | |
| Open the Lambo. | |
| Lambo's white. | |
| You guys look local as fuck! | |
| Alright, get a picture. I've been flexing on the broke boys. | |
| I love you! | |
| I love you! | |
| Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! | |
| You know who you are, you motherfucker! | |
| Where are you going? | |
| Where are you going? | |
| You idiot! | |
| Thanks for watching! | |
| Thank you. | |
| Look at that. Damn man, you've been taller than I am. | |
| Big mother fucker. I feel from down here. | |
| Y'all can run all you like. | |
| Not me. Hey, no need for that. | |
| Not in this heat. | |
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Want Stab Proof Vest
00:06:18
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| Hell no. I want a vest. | |
| Give him two vests. | |
| Two. You got like a super inflatable one that goes. | |
| Extra, extra space. | |
| I want that stab proof. You can take it back to London. | |
| They don't listen, do they? | |
| I told him, black men don't do no water shit. | |
| Ah, fucking flies in my ear and shit. | |
| Well, rest in peace. | |
| This is full speed yeah? Full speed. | |
| I like this. So yeah, I bought the McLaren, everything was fine. | |
| One day I'm driving it, it says suspension control downgraded. | |
| I don't know what that means. So I ignored it. | |
| Next day, turn it on, it's fine again. | |
| Turn it on again. Fucking EVS system fault. | |
| Mode change fault. | |
| All these faults are going off. None of it made sense. | |
| So I was like, all right, this car's about to go to McLaren. | |
| Bucharest says every supercar garage in the world except McLaren. | |
| And Romania have Europe-wide assist, so they'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe except Romania. | |
| McLaren have Europe-wide assist. | |
| McLaren will have Europe-wide assist. | |
| They'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe if it breaks down except Romania. | |
| So I spoke to Stuttgart, Germany, which is like three countries away. | |
| They'll go through Romania, through Hungary, through Austria, and then into the top of Germany as long. | |
| But they said they'd collect it from the Hungarian border. | |
| So I drove nine hours to the border of Hungary from Romania, went to this small town where obviously I had to go fuck because I go fuck every town in Romania. | |
| So I was like, fine, I'll just drop the car off, stay with her until the car comes back. | |
| When I got to the border of Romania-Hungary, I fucking forgot my passport like a dickhead. | |
| So I'm all the way there and I forgot my passport. | |
| So I call up the delivery truck guy and I said, bro, you need to come into Romania like 20 meters. | |
| There's a gas station either side of the burner. | |
| I'm at the gas station other side. There's a Hungarian guy who goes, no, I don't like Romanians. | |
| I was like, what? Bro, just 20 meters. | |
| I'm not Romanian. I'm American. No, fuck Romanians. | |
| And hung up with me. So, I was like, what's my story? | |
| We could see the truck, by the way. | |
| We were in a gas station, and about half a kilometer away, we could see the other gas station with the truck. | |
| We saw him. So, I start calling him, calling him. | |
| He's ignoring me, ignoring me. | |
| Eventually, I call McLaren back, and they're like, oh yeah, you canceled. | |
| I was like, what? Your delivery truck one guy goes, no, the delivery truck guy called and said that you didn't want to put your car on the truck. | |
| Some fucking Hungarian guy. | |
| I've never had a guy this weird in my life. | |
| Complete bullshit. So that delayed me by a day. | |
| Went and slammed my ballerina. | |
| Came back the next day. And they sent a German guy who wasn't a fucking retard. | |
| Picked the car up and took it. | |
| And then, to be fair to McLaren, they got it all the way to Stuttgart. | |
| Took a day. One day they repaired it. | |
| And one day back. So for two days I chilled in this town. | |
| Got my car back. Didn't pay anything. | |
| And it's been fine ever since. | |
| They upgraded the software. | |
| I suppose there's a software issue. But they're saying there's nothing actually wrong with the car. | |
| It's just the car sensors are saying there's things wrong with the car. | |
| So yeah, warning lights are a thing with McLaren's. | |
| But in a straight line, that car is fucking crazy. | |
| Even though it doesn't go in a straight line. | |
| Yeah, even though it doesn't go in a straight line. | |
| That's the thing with it though. It's like, it's 50-50. | |
| Sometimes you put your foot down as a rocket ship. | |
| Sometimes you put your foot down and you'll go anywhere. | |
| It's kind of luck. Do you grip or not? | |
| Who knows? Roll the dice! | |
| But you get used to it. When you drive in McLaren, you have to get used to it. | |
| But once you're used to it, you know you're comfortable with it. | |
| It's a different car to drive inside as well. | |
| It's very modern. | |
| Like if you look at the 570s, it's a nice screen. | |
| Everything's very simple. Good to go. | |
| I would say it's more of a millennial vehicle. | |
| So in the challenge between picking between the Aston and the Lambo and Hurricane, the Tate solution is all of them. | |
| Yeah, get all of them. I drive the Aston most of the time, though. | |
| I like it the most. If I had to have one car, I'd have the Lambo. | |
| I'd have the Aston. But the McLaren is the perfect bit on top for when you want to be a psycho. | |
| We'll do that. It wants to kill you. | |
| Yeah, it wants to kill you. | |
| It's like the psycho girlfriend you see once a month. | |
| Let's spend 300k on something that wants to kill it. | |
| Yeah, it wants to kill you. It will let you crash. | |
| It will 100% let you just pile it into a fucking wall. | |
| Carbon fiber house, so... | |
| You'll be alright? Yeah, you'll be okay. | |
| The banquet. Ferrari, Lambo, or Aston? | |
| Bro. Aston Martin's James Bond. | |
| Lamborghini's Lamborghini. | |
| So those two are up here. | |
| Ferrari? Fuck Ferrari. | |
| Trash. | |
| Trash. | |
| Put the mic in. | |
| Trash. | |
| Hey. | |
| You can't do this. | |
| Please just pick up the phone. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| Heading to a restaurant that I heard is good. | |
| It's not the London project. | |
| Whatever, it's gonna be a bunch of crackheads and knife-building maniacs inside. | |
| They mark it as high knife crime. | |
| Come inside. The knife is better to be sharp. | |
| I showed them London. | |
| The food's not good. The food's not good. | |
| The food's not good. | |