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Stop Red Bull Shenanigans
00:04:56
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| You you Tristan. Stop filming me. | |
| You're going to make me think I'm doing this. | |
| You need to stop. | |
| I don't need to stop anything. | |
| I need to stop nothing. | |
| I have never once died in my whole life. | |
| Never. You've been drinking Red Bull non-stop for probably the last 24 hours. | |
| Why would I stop? How many Red Bulls have you drank the last 24 hours? | |
| Well, the cleaner was here this morning and she took about 12 cans. | |
| Yeah. So far this morning. | |
| This afternoon. Tristan, you need to stop. | |
| Need to keep it up. | |
| Disengage from sleeping. | |
| Ever. This can't be healthy. | |
| I'm the healthiest man alive. | |
| You can't be Tristan did win He was right. There's happiness in Red Bull. | |
| There is happiness. It's the next stage of human evolution. | |
| It is. Oh, by the way, I just finished watching the latest Take Confidential. | |
| Why did you burn my fucking wallet? | |
| It's the first I've seen of it. | |
| Why did you set it on fire? | |
| I'm actually live on YouTube right now. | |
| I don't appreciate my brother crying his eyes out. | |
| Human tears. Little baby tears. | |
| While I'm live on YouTube. Let me tell you something. | |
| Cause and effect. Maybe your wallet wouldn't have set on fire if you didn't set my fucking bike on fire. | |
| Maybe if you could start being a dickhead things wouldn't happen. | |
| Yeah, but you can buy a new bike here. | |
| I have to go to England to get a new bank card. | |
| Did you steal my money? | |
| Tell me you didn't earn the money. | |
| Listen, don't worry about what I did or did not do. | |
| Worry about the fact that you started this shit and you deserved it. | |
| That's a gift for me to come. No, no, it's okay. | |
| The bike is replaceable, so you burn something I can't replace. | |
| No matter what you burn, I'll burn something you burn. | |
| You burn something I can't replace. | |
| No matter what, no matter what your whole life, I'll set the whole house on fire. | |
| I will burn everything you've ever loved, everything you've ever seen, I will burn to the ground. | |
| We need to stop drinking Red Bull. | |
| We know you guys. | |
| So, back to the video questions. | |
| To stop. | |
| I know. | |
| Stop recording me. | |
| I have to. | |
| No. | |
| I'm getting off. | |
| I haven't had that many. | |
| This is only my seventh grade. | |
| You've had a ton. | |
| And I've had coffins. This man might die. | |
| I will not die. I never die. | |
| Look what I made. I made him for the office. | |
| You make extra money even though he's here. | |
| He's my friend. Yeah. | |
| Pepiné Peter. Pepiné Peter. | |
| Yeah, Pepiné Peter. That's his name. | |
| My mate. Tristan, why? | |
| Leave me alone. You need to stop. | |
| Stop filming me. You're being judgmental. | |
| Andrew, you need to talk to your brother. | |
| You're Red Bull shaming me. You deserve to be Red Bull shaming. | |
| Stop caffeine shaming me. Look at this. | |
| Yeah, you have a 25 Red Bull shaming. | |
| My body, my choice. | |
| This is bullshit. Leave Pepiné Peter alone. | |
| Oh shit. | |
| Do we say- I guess Marina comes tomorrow. | |
| Bye. | |
| He's your friend. | |
| He is your friend. | |
| Shit. Here, you want to do it ninja style? | |
| Sit him up! Cut him in half. | |
| Obviously, you have to knead it in and take it out to slice and put it back. | |
| Obviously, you're not too samurai like me. | |
| I got both beer cans. | |
| If you are pathetic, you're not pathetic. | |
| About one hand, yeah? | |
| I was thinking sideways. | |
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36 Nuggets Adventure
00:07:23
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| Yeah, sideways, but then it should go everywhere. | |
| Oh, that's true. Alright, alright. | |
| To the go! Ready? | |
| Yeah. | |
| How many hits did it go off? | |
| Kind of. | |
| Finish him off, too. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Bye. | |
| Bye! | |
| Bye. | |
| It's not going to go where you slice fast enough. | |
| Bro, it's going to go fucking everywhere, bro. | |
| If you slice fast enough, you should just... | |
| Bro, be careful with the computer. | |
| Don't hit me. He's going to go everywhere. | |
| I don't think he is, though. | |
| Wait, I'll give you a better angle. | |
| Alright. You missed what kind of ninja are you. | |
| Although that is the perfect size for your stuff. | |
| Cheers. Luke! | |
| Andrew, I'm going to prove to you Luke doesn't know shit. | |
| You ready? Luke, who is the man who will risk his neck for another man? | |
| I don't know. What do you mean you don't know? | |
| Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? | |
| Is it Batman? Batman! | |
| Batman! Who is it? | |
| John Shaft! | |
| How do you not know who John Shaft is? | |
| You should be ashamed of yourself. | |
| I don't know. They ruined him, but they made a new movie where John Shaft's son is like some liberal California kid like Luke. | |
| Yeah, John Shaft. Fictional character. | |
| Fictional? John Shaft is not fictional. | |
| Better fucking grow up, get with the program. | |
| What have you done, Rory? Shaking my head. | |
| I'm more rolling my eyes. | |
| How's that a thing? So we're going on an adventure. | |
| Yep. Yeah! | |
| Alright. Kristen. | |
| Andrew's tricked me. You don't look excited. | |
| I'm the fun one, and he calls me the boring one to make me do things I don't want to do. | |
| So now I've agreed to do all the shit things he's just proposed. | |
| Kristen, they're not shit things. Like, go to my mom's house in England. | |
| Yes. Like, why would I do that? | |
| What do you mean? Where's the jacuzzi? | |
| It's an adventure. Where's the pool? It's an adventure. | |
| I don't think you understand adventures | |
| I think you understand adventure | |
| Don't eat any more nuggets! | |
| So we just ate 36 nuggets each, yeah? | |
| Yes! No more! | |
| Let's go back to McDonald's for ice cream. | |
| I want a McFlurry, yes. | |
| I would like 80 more nuggets. | |
| No, but that doesn't make sense. | |
| That part doesn't make sense. | |
| It does! No, a McFlurry makes sense, right? | |
| Well, for it, hundreds of nuggets. | |
| I'm fat, so I'll eat stuff on the way home and work. | |
| Loads of nuggets. Andrew's not here. | |
| Thank you so much! Nothing to do with drowning ourselves in a sea of nuggets. | |
| We don't deserve luxury steaks. | |
| Nuggets are more. But he might never come back. | |
| We can't just eat nuggets. When this all started, we were trying to limit ourselves as to what we should eat. | |
| And now we've realized there was happiness in them chicken nuggets. | |
| There wasn't. I'm depressed because of the nuggets. | |
| So you want ice cream instead? | |
| Yes, ice cream. McClury. | |
| Oreo McClury. No, don't get him nuggets. | |
| We really don't need the nuggets. | |
| Get me nuggets. Rory, we don't need the nuggets. | |
| We don't. | |
| What are you doing? Why'd you do this? | |
| Eat you nuggets. I've got four McFlurries, seven fries, four fillet of fish. | |
| Did you get my big casket? I've got two big casket. | |
| Nice. And that's it. Why? | |
| Yeah, it's time to die, Luke. | |
| We just had so many nuggets. | |
| These are nugget arms. | |
| I need nuggets for my biceps and my power. | |
| I'll start with 36 nuggets. | |
| Ridiculous. | |
| I feel like 36 nuggets. | |
| Why? | |
| No, this doesn't get me. | |
| It does. | |
| What is this? | |
| It's nugget time. | |
| What do you mean there's more? | |
| More! | |
| I don't. | |
| Rory! Why'd you do this? | |
| You do realize it was a joke? | |
| And Andrew if you see this we need you back Need this be some sort of sense in this house He did run out didn't he I | |
| Still don't know where the fuck is No one knows. You don't know about this! | |
| Pussy! When's he coming back? | |
| No idea. When the nuggets are gone. | |
| For now, let's go eat our nuggets. | |
| The nuggets are never gonna be gone. | |
| I'm not doing this nugget bullshit. | |
| I've already had 36 nuggets. | |
| We've all already had 36 nuggets. | |
| We need more. | |
| We don't. | |
| Andrew's finally back. | |
| Thank you for watching! | |
| Rory, how long has it been? | |
| Ten years. It's been forever. | |
| How long has it been? Two or three days? | |
| I don't know. Has it? | |
| I don't know. | |