Stop Red Bull Shenanigans
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Good shot there from Tate!
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A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
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But I'm not a girl.
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I'm a girl.
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You you Tristan. Stop filming me.
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You're going to make me think I'm doing this.
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You need to stop.
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I don't need to stop anything.
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I need to stop nothing.
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I have never once died in my whole life.
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Never. You've been drinking Red Bull non-stop for probably the last 24 hours.
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Why would I stop? How many Red Bulls have you drank the last 24 hours?
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Well, the cleaner was here this morning and she took about 12 cans.
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Yeah. So far this morning.
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This afternoon. Tristan, you need to stop.
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Need to keep it up.
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Disengage from sleeping.
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Ever. This can't be healthy.
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I'm the healthiest man alive.
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You can't be Tristan did win He was right. There's happiness in Red Bull.
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There is happiness. It's the next stage of human evolution.
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It is. Oh, by the way, I just finished watching the latest Take Confidential.
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Why did you burn my fucking wallet?
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It's the first I've seen of it.
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Why did you set it on fire?
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I'm actually live on YouTube right now.
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I don't appreciate my brother crying his eyes out.
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Human tears. Little baby tears.
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While I'm live on YouTube. Let me tell you something.
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Cause and effect. Maybe your wallet wouldn't have set on fire if you didn't set my fucking bike on fire.
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Maybe if you could start being a dickhead things wouldn't happen.
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Yeah, but you can buy a new bike here.
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I have to go to England to get a new bank card.
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Did you steal my money?
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Tell me you didn't earn the money.
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Listen, don't worry about what I did or did not do.
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Worry about the fact that you started this shit and you deserved it.
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That's a gift for me to come. No, no, it's okay.
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The bike is replaceable, so you burn something I can't replace.
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No matter what you burn, I'll burn something you burn.
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You burn something I can't replace.
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No matter what, no matter what your whole life, I'll set the whole house on fire.
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I will burn everything you've ever loved, everything you've ever seen, I will burn to the ground.
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We need to stop drinking Red Bull.
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We know you guys.
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So, back to the video questions.
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To stop.
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I know.
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Stop recording me.
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I have to.
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No.
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I'm getting off.
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I haven't had that many.
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This is only my seventh grade.
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You've had a ton.
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And I've had coffins. This man might die.
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I will not die. I never die.
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Look what I made. I made him for the office.
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You make extra money even though he's here.
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He's my friend. Yeah.
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Pepiné Peter. Pepiné Peter.
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Yeah, Pepiné Peter. That's his name.
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My mate. Tristan, why?
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Leave me alone. You need to stop.
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Stop filming me. You're being judgmental.
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Andrew, you need to talk to your brother.
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You're Red Bull shaming me. You deserve to be Red Bull shaming.
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Stop caffeine shaming me. Look at this.
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Yeah, you have a 25 Red Bull shaming.
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My body, my choice.
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This is bullshit. Leave Pepiné Peter alone.
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Oh shit.
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Do we say- I guess Marina comes tomorrow.
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Bye.
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He's your friend.
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He is your friend.
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Shit. Here, you want to do it ninja style?
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Sit him up! Cut him in half.
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Obviously, you have to knead it in and take it out to slice and put it back.
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Obviously, you're not too samurai like me.
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I got both beer cans.
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If you are pathetic, you're not pathetic.
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About one hand, yeah?
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I was thinking sideways.
36 Nuggets Adventure
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Yeah, sideways, but then it should go everywhere.
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Oh, that's true. Alright, alright.
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To the go! Ready?
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Yeah.
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How many hits did it go off?
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Kind of.
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Finish him off, too.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Bye!
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Bye.
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It's not going to go where you slice fast enough.
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Bro, it's going to go fucking everywhere, bro.
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If you slice fast enough, you should just...
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Bro, be careful with the computer.
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Don't hit me. He's going to go everywhere.
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I don't think he is, though.
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Wait, I'll give you a better angle.
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Alright. You missed what kind of ninja are you.
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Although that is the perfect size for your stuff.
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Cheers. Luke!
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Andrew, I'm going to prove to you Luke doesn't know shit.
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You ready? Luke, who is the man who will risk his neck for another man?
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I don't know. What do you mean you don't know?
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Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about?
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Is it Batman? Batman!
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Batman! Who is it?
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John Shaft!
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How do you not know who John Shaft is?
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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I don't know. They ruined him, but they made a new movie where John Shaft's son is like some liberal California kid like Luke.
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Yeah, John Shaft. Fictional character.
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Fictional? John Shaft is not fictional.
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Better fucking grow up, get with the program.
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What have you done, Rory? Shaking my head.
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I'm more rolling my eyes.
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How's that a thing? So we're going on an adventure.
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Yep. Yeah!
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Alright. Kristen.
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Andrew's tricked me. You don't look excited.
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I'm the fun one, and he calls me the boring one to make me do things I don't want to do.
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So now I've agreed to do all the shit things he's just proposed.
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Kristen, they're not shit things. Like, go to my mom's house in England.
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Yes. Like, why would I do that?
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What do you mean? Where's the jacuzzi?
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It's an adventure. Where's the pool? It's an adventure.
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I don't think you understand adventures
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I think you understand adventure
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Don't eat any more nuggets!
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So we just ate 36 nuggets each, yeah?
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Yes! No more!
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Let's go back to McDonald's for ice cream.
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I want a McFlurry, yes.
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I would like 80 more nuggets.
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No, but that doesn't make sense.
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That part doesn't make sense.
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It does! No, a McFlurry makes sense, right?
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Well, for it, hundreds of nuggets.
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I'm fat, so I'll eat stuff on the way home and work.
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Loads of nuggets. Andrew's not here.
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Thank you so much! Nothing to do with drowning ourselves in a sea of nuggets.
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We don't deserve luxury steaks.
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Nuggets are more. But he might never come back.
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We can't just eat nuggets. When this all started, we were trying to limit ourselves as to what we should eat.
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And now we've realized there was happiness in them chicken nuggets.
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There wasn't. I'm depressed because of the nuggets.
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So you want ice cream instead?
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Yes, ice cream. McClury.
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Oreo McClury. No, don't get him nuggets.
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We really don't need the nuggets.
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Get me nuggets. Rory, we don't need the nuggets.
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We don't.
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What are you doing? Why'd you do this?
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Eat you nuggets. I've got four McFlurries, seven fries, four fillet of fish.
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Did you get my big casket? I've got two big casket.
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Nice. And that's it. Why?
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Yeah, it's time to die, Luke.
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We just had so many nuggets.
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These are nugget arms.
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I need nuggets for my biceps and my power.
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I'll start with 36 nuggets.
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Ridiculous.
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I feel like 36 nuggets.
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Why?
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No, this doesn't get me.
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It does.
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What is this?
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It's nugget time.
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What do you mean there's more?
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More!
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I don't.
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Rory! Why'd you do this?
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You do realize it was a joke?
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And Andrew if you see this we need you back Need this be some sort of sense in this house He did run out didn't he I
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Still don't know where the fuck is No one knows. You don't know about this!
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Pussy! When's he coming back?
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No idea. When the nuggets are gone.
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For now, let's go eat our nuggets.
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The nuggets are never gonna be gone.
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I'm not doing this nugget bullshit.
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I've already had 36 nuggets.
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We've all already had 36 nuggets.
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We need more.
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We don't.
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Andrew's finally back.
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Thank you for watching!
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Rory, how long has it been?
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Ten years. It's been forever.
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How long has it been? Two or three days?
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I don't know. Has it?
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I don't know.