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Can't Block Punches
00:03:02
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| Why are you whistling? Why is he whistling? | |
| Do you think you hear this? | |
| I think it's okay to steal people's identity, you cunt. | |
| Who am I, Andrew? Who am I? Is that a black eye? | |
| Is that a black eye? Yeah, because I can't block punches. | |
| I block punches in my face. Wait. | |
| You want to present me? Or I do? | |
| Can someone please fetch me a water, please? | |
| Pass me some vodka. | |
| I'm going to drink vodka. No, I can't drink vodka. | |
| No, if you can't, I'll cry. Pass us the vodka. | |
| You sure you want vodka? | |
| I want my baby hands. I don't know how I'm going to work like this. | |
| Let's go to sleep. Nice hand. | |
| Why don't you just lay down? Sleep my daily. | |
| Andy, who am I? I don't even know who's who anymore. | |
| Oh shit! My baby hair is soaky! | |
| Text me how much I got numb! | |
| What am I gonna do? | |
| I'm done. | |
| So Tristan, we found happiness! | |
| Yeah, I can do it. | |
| We found it! | |
| Shit. | |
| There's nothing to do in a power car but play Electric Avenue. | |
| Because we found happiness. | |
| Tristan, we're done. | |
| We can retire now. | |
| We found it. | |
| Tristan, what are you doing? | |
| Electricity's off in the house. | |
| My phone's not on battery. | |
| I don't want to sit by the pool. | |
| You can't just get in your Lambo to charge your phone. | |
| Yes, I can. I can burn petrol with my 4.8-liter engine and charge my iPhone. | |
| Unlimited battery now. | |
| I've got a full tank. I can sit here all day. | |
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Clicking For Cash
00:03:33
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| Is this how rich people charge their phones? | |
| Yeah, light pack. Boom. | |
| lack of electricity can't stop just to take. | |
| I'm going to take a shower. I'm going to take a shower. I'm going to take a shower. I'm going to take a shower. | |
| When you... Let me ask you a question. | |
| When you're at the gas station and you see a dude get out and he has a fucking Lambo and a hot chick, Do you think, oh, he's a drug dealer or he's a mafia boss? | |
| Or do you think, oh, he must be a guy who went to school, went to university and worked hard? | |
| No one looks at the guy who's successful and thinks, oh, he went to school. | |
| No. They look at the guy who's successful and they think, he knows something I don't. | |
| He hacks the matrix. | |
| Which proves that everybody knows subconsciously that school is bullshit. | |
| And this is when I was talking to somebody when I was talking about my husband's university saying, I'll teach you how to make money. | |
| He said, oh, I already went to school. | |
| I said, school doesn't teach you how to make money. | |
| School teaches you school things. | |
| Yesterday, I made half a million dollars. | |
| Half a million. And what's interesting about this is, if I were to try and click, let's do the math. | |
| How long does it take me to click 50 times? | |
| Let me get a stopwatch. I'm going to click 50 times, and we're going to see how long that takes. | |
| Because I have a feeling that I made more money than I could click into existence yesterday. | |
| Are you ready? Yep. | |
| We're going to stopwatch this. And we're going to do some complicated math for everyone watching at home. | |
| We're sitting out thinking what they're going to do. | |
| Don't worry, it's going to make sense. | |
| So I have to click 50 times. | |
| All right, ready? Ten. | |
| 20, 30, 40, 50. | |
| Right, it takes you 12.1 seconds to click 50 times. | |
| So yesterday I made half a million dollars. | |
| And how did I make half a million dollars? | |
| Because Hustlers University will tell you exactly why and how I made the trades I made. | |
| So half a million divided by 50, it's 10,000 times. | |
| 12.1 seconds times 10,000. | |
| It means it would take me 121,000 seconds. | |
| If each click was a dollar, it would take me 121,000 seconds to make half a million dollars. | |
| 60 is minutes. | |
| 60 is hours. | |
| Which is 33 hours! | |
| That means yesterday, I made more money than I could possibly make. | |
| If I were to stay up to 24 hours straight and click, And not suffer from fatigue, and sit there for 24 hours, and every time I click I got a dollar, I still wouldn't have made as much money as I made yesterday. | |
| That's how much money I'm making. | |
| So when I get out of my car at the gas station, get out the Lambo, hot bitch, and they can just tell, look at me, they can tell by the way I move, I know something they don't know. | |
| Do you think they look at me going, I bet you went to school, or look at me thinking, this guy knows hustler shit. | |
| Hustlership. If you want to learn everything there is to know about how to make money, we're not going to talk about anything else. | |
| Fuck subjects, studying, dropshipping, website design, no geek crap. | |
| How to get money into your bank. | |
| Because that's all I know. | |
| I'm going to teach it to you inside of the Hussle Woods University. | |
|
Red Bull Hustlership
00:05:25
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| 5.30. | |
| It's literally impossible. | |
| I'm going to bed. | |
| I'm depressed. | |
| No, you'll come out the door. | |
| It's not. It's impossible. | |
| You guys aren't going to bed. | |
| They're going to come out the door eventually. | |
| I give them an hour too, bro. | |
| They'll get super bored. Yeah, these are naps. | |
| These aren't sleep. This isn't good night. | |
| It's nap time. | |
| Siesta. Yeah, we'll see. | |
| It's midnight. It is. | |
| You can't stop me. | |
| Tristan. I'm tired of you. | |
| And you guys have all quit Red Bulls because... | |
| Yeah, we couldn't sleep. | |
| We all felt terrible. Yeah. | |
| So I need to do everyone's Red Bulls for them. | |
| That's not how this works. | |
| No one needs to do any Red Bull. | |
| Yeah, it's midnight. You don't want any Red Bulls for them. | |
| What's going to happen to you? Extra energy to do what? | |
| Yeah. Go to sleep. Go to sleep with my full, utmost power. | |
| Yeah. Tristan, this doesn't make any sense. | |
| You dumb. | |
| If you want to drift off the tape, you need one. | |
| I'm ignoring you. | |
| You can't ignore me. | |
| Well, I have nothing. | |
| You're normally going to fucking knock on your bedroom door at 3 o'clock in the morning. | |
| Why? I thought you'd be asleep. | |
| No, well... | |
| I got yourself didn't you just naturally don't do this Doesn't look good, does it? | |
| No, it doesn't look good at all. No, it's more than I thought. | |
| Tristan, don't do this. | |
| Bro, you can't. You actually can't. | |
| What is going to happen? | |
| I don't know, heart attack? | |
| Don't drink this. Yeah, this isn't a thing. | |
| Trusted! | |
| It's not a thing Why do you do this? It's so cold It hurts my brain. | |
| There's no benefit. | |
| There's zero benefit to this. | |
| You don't have a thing. | |
| It's not real. Didn't they get sued for saying he gives you wings? | |
| It's so cold. If it wasn't cold, I could just drink it. | |
| So you haven't eaten all day and you just decided to drink five Red Bulls at once He had a Red Bull before this I'm sorry. | |
| He had a warm-up Red Bull. | |
| Give me energy. Give me energy to do that. | |
| Without energy, how would I drink that? | |
| Tristan, you need to stop. | |
| I felt like I was going to have a heart attack. | |
| So, give me energy to stay alive. | |
| I'm not a Red Bull. Andrew, talk to him. | |
| Why are you drinking another... | |
| for energy? | |
| We haven't got as much work done as we'd like today. | |
| That's a fact. Red Bull's not the... | |
| You drank, what, seven Red Bulls? | |
| In the past hour? | |
| In the past three minutes. | |
| I don't know, you can't tell me what to drink. | |
| I'm a full grown fucking man. | |
| It's true, we can't really tell you what to drink. | |
| I make my own decisions. | |
| But you shouldn't be doing this. | |
| At least Red Bull should sponsor us. | |
| They won't. They do not want their product used in this way. | |
| Red Bull, do not sponsor me, because I will die, and I will sue the Coca-Cola Corporation. | |
| That won't you. Stop filming me. | |
| You need to stop. | |
| I don't need to stop anything. | |
| I need to stop nothing. I have never once died in my whole life. | |