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King Of Red Bull
00:05:41
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| Thanks for watching! | |
| you Not this again. No. | |
| Have you been drinking Red Bulls while we've been away too? | |
| Every fucking day. Why? | |
| Because I'm the king of Red Bull. | |
| I'm the Red Bull god. | |
| Are you? Yes. | |
| Red Bull god. Yeah. | |
| Give me someone write in the comments something about who the real king of Red Bull was. | |
| King of Red Bull? Unless they're talking about me. | |
| I don't know. I am the king. | |
| It might make him the king. | |
| Let's see. Is there a king? | |
| Mark Evans. This is the real king of Red Bull. | |
| This is the real king of Red Bull. | |
| Most cans of Red Bull consumed in three minutes. | |
| How many did he drink? Eight cans in three minutes. | |
| He is the real Red Bull world champion. | |
| This video was posted in 2013. | |
| The sport's come all the way to this day. | |
| What sport? I hate it. | |
| You can take it. I can take it. | |
| What are you talking about? I'm going to beat his world record. | |
| What fucking math? | |
| What do you mean? I'll beat his world record today in my house. | |
| Read the fucking rules. Tell me the rules. | |
| I'll stay alive. I'll beat the record. | |
| Eight Red Bulls in two minutes. | |
| It's eight cans of Red Bull in a row. | |
| In three minutes. In three minutes. | |
| So you have to do nine in three minutes. | |
| You're going to try the record of Red Bull World Record. | |
| Eight. Why does he gotta do this? | |
| It says speed drinking can be extremely dangerous. | |
| It should not be done. | |
| Should not be attempted unless you are above the age of 18 and trained as a professional speed drinker. | |
| Tristan is a bit of a professional speed drinker. | |
| He is. It's true. | |
| He does speed drink all the time. | |
| He did drink all those Red Bulls for fun. | |
| In one go. Let's see what happens. | |
| Wait. Bro, this guy's weak. | |
| Bro, I don't know. I think T will destroy this, man. | |
| I just saw him wait and kind of burp. | |
| You think he can do it? I think he can. | |
| We've literally seen him fill a 1.5, one of our water bottles, and drink it full of Red Bull. | |
| I forgot how many that was. | |
| Take confidential people will know. | |
| They'll remember. See? | |
| You see how he waits? I'm not sure. | |
| I feel like T's just going to monster it. | |
| I don't know. He might. | |
| World reaction! Okay, because he does that, he's officially... | |
| This guy seems weak, T. I think you've got him, bro. | |
| Let's do it! I think you can crush his record. | |
| Let's do it! 8 cans! Alright, you're up to sit down. | |
| 8 cans all over. 9 cans in 3 minutes. | |
| 3 minute time. If you don't go, bro. | |
| If you don't hear, are you? Hear? | |
| If Tristan becomes the Red Bull World Champion, I'll admit you to fucking kidding me. | |
| Shit! 9 minutes. | |
| 3 minute time. The time starts when you cut the first can and ends... | |
| At three minutes exact, a can only counts, but it's placed down empty. | |
| Okay, so... | |
| Is that 9? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9. | |
| Okay, I've got a timer. Time is close to the first time. | |
| Are you ready? Get yourself ready. | |
| This is important! This is a world record attempt! | |
| This is! The world wants to know! | |
| The best in the world! | |
| Who's the best? Alright. | |
| Rules. Not making me laugh. | |
| We'll ruin the fucking record. Cool. | |
| Not making me laugh. When you touch the first can, I press start. | |
| I am thirsty. You got me, | |
| slow down. Yeah, you gotta keep going. | |
| Go slow down. | |
| I am a tiger. | |
| You're on pace. | |
| You can do it, T. | |
| I'm a tiger. | |
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Tristan's Red Bull Championship
00:02:18
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| There is no tomorrow! Come on, you can do it. 145. You got it, bro. | |
| You got it. You're about to destroy him. | |
| You're about to kill him. Yeah. Fuck him. | |
| He's a bitch. Fuck him. | |
| He ain't ready. You're about to be the world fucking champion of Red Bull. | |
| The king of Red Bull. You're about to be the king. | |
| You can do it. You can do it. | |
| Come on, nine cans. Tristan, you can do it. | |
| Nine cans. How much time? | |
| 40 seconds. Come on. | |
| 40 seconds left. This is the last can. | |
| Last can. 35 seconds left. | |
| This is the last can. It's over after this. | |
| Finish it. Finish it. | |
| Come on. Come on. Go Red Bull! | |
| The World Champion! | |
| He is the champion! | |
| He is the king of Red Bull! | |
| The king of Red Bull! | |
| The world champion! | |
| Evan who? Who? | |
| Evan who? Who is this pussy? | |
| The World Red Bull Champion! | |
| He's officially the one Red Bull champion! | |
| Now I'm the best in the world. | |
| You have to stop telling me to stop drinking. | |
| Tristan's officially... He's allowed to drink as many Red Bulls he wants. | |
| He's been training. He's the best in the world. | |
| Tristan is the best Red Bull drinker in the world. | |
| I'm the best. I'm the best. | |
| Done. He's the best. | |
| He's been a Red Bull celebration. Woo! | |
| You do not need a celebration. | |
| Tristan, you don't need a celebration. | |
| Tristan, you've been drinking Red Bull all day. | |
| Stop! He broke the world record after drinking 10 Red Bulls this morning. | |
| And he's been done on the summer. | |
| Tristan is the world Red Bull champion. | |
| He's the strongest man alive. | |