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July 23, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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TRAPPED BY BEER | Tate Confidential Ep. 46
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
How many of you have seen the movie?
you It's an emergency. It's not an emergency.
It's an emergency meeting.
We're having an emergency meeting about work.
The business is on work.
I have a deep spot. It's probably a celebration.
This doesn't make sense.
Wasn't it? Why are we sparkling sparklers?
That one's already out for me.
No one cares what you think, Luke.
Give me champagne glass. I'm not thinking I ain't fancy.
Does this look like champagne?
Do I look fancy? Drinking beer out of champagne glass.
Sparklers for no reason.
The business is over. And we're in lockdown.
I was burning the chess pieces earlier.
Burn the chess pieces. It's fun.
Pretend you're shooting cannon at them.
See? It's very intense.
That's how you win chess. That's how you win.
You couldn't beat me. The greatest Grandmaster could beat me by sparkled his arms.
He might.
He might. Would you like a beer?
Would you like a champagne? No, thank you.
Would you like a champagne again?
Champagne again? Yeah, champagne again.
It's a new drink. It's when you try and look sexy and fancy, but really you're a scumbag who drinks cans of beer.
So, how is this in a meeting?
It's an emergency meeting to discuss the problems that we face in our lives.
Problem number one. We need to find Luke.
We need to send Luke back to America.
Problem number one is we need to get rid of Luke.
Alright. Urgently.
Tired of him. Problem number two?
Get rid of Rory. Shit.
Then problem number three, you get rid of me and I'll get rid of you.
Who's problem number three? There's no one left.
Yeah. We'll get rid of each other.
Business can finally function without us slowing it down.
How stupid of me to use the drink and smoke cigars.
Yeah, I mean, cutting directors a wreath.
Doesn't make any sense.
Thanks.
Champagne again? No.
Alright, well I've got to get back to work.
Would you like some legit champagne? You're not allowed to.
Are we done with the emergency meeting?
No, this is work now. This is your job.
Would you like a Cuban cigar?
I will actually have a Cuban cigar.
Only if you drink some champagne again.
Terms and conditions, my friend.
Champagne again. It doesn't even look good.
It actually tastes like...
weird. It tastes like cold beer in a glass.
Crazy, innit? It's an elaborate drink.
If you want to fight, you can't.
Put the gloves on right now, I will fight.
Do you want to, yes or no?
I do not want to. Why?
Because you're good.
I'm very good. I'm trying to put this glove on.
Because the tire burn.
Sent flaming rubber everywhere.
Okay. Landed on my hands.
And you can see when I try to remove the burning rubber, I lose the skin on my hands.
It may fight more painful than it needs to be.
It's been fucking I Put you on it put my gloves on I Don't know Mess around with her advice I Go
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Thirty seconds We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin Oh Oh Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
You know what? Everyone's going to ask us.
I'm going to say it now in advance.
You know what messages I'm getting? Everyone's messaging me already saying, how are you guys so rich?
How do you travel the world?
How do you have such a fucking amazing life?
How are your arms so big and chiseled?
And the answer is the same.
We make a lot of money. We make it online.
I'll teach you how. I'll teach you how.
I'll put a link in the description.
Stop fucking asking me that question.
Stop inboxing me. How do you make money?
It's in the description. That's how we make money.
We can go to the A.
We don't.
Look, A. Atlanta.
The A. We'll talk about how much fun it is.
Luke keeps talking about Atlanta and how much he wants to go.
I'm not going to Atlanta.
If you were really in Atlanta, what fun things could you do?
You can't drive supercars the way we drive them because you get arrested in a jail.
You can't go to the club because you're shot by Dwayne.
Yep. You can't.
All the girls are ugly with that.
It's true. You can't even show off too much when you're in a mobile world.
So what would you do if you were in Atlanta?
No, I don't want to go.
You guys bring it up and tell me I bring it up.
You can't wait to go to Atlanta.
Why? I don't want...
No. I 0% want to go to Atlanta.
Don't ask me to go. It's getting annoying.
I've never asked ever.
Where does Ryan Stoke Helbing come from?
you Rise of the Cowboys is one of my favorite songs.
My granddad used to sing it.
Your granddaddy? Yeah.
The drunken wife abuser.
He used to sing Rhinestone Cowboy.
He used to go in the pub, spend all the money, and walk home singing this, and neighbors used to tell him to shut up.
I do get that. I do get that.
Didn't know him very well, but...
Can you just imagine being drunk in this song making you really happy walking home from the pub?
Only... Like a Rhinestone Cowboy There's no way he knows what he's doing.
Luke has no idea.
He's a loser.
Luke hasn't got a clue.
Luke, I stacked them up so high they crashed down on me.
It's not even tall.
Close the door!
Close the door!
Fuck you. You're a loser.
I'll get you. So listen.
He might know what I'm doing by now.
Now he's fully aware of the game.
The crash broke him up.
Well, fuck him.
So you know what's happening.
No, you don't.
You do not know the full extent of your demise, you fucking...
loser.
You... Are done for.
In the words of Ned Slanders, you're done diddly young for.
I will defeat you by the power of repeating the same mistake.
You can fuck off.
I'll beat you forever.
I am the king.
Give me more beers.
Give me more beers. Here we go.
Nice, cold, Heineken.
Closing up your door.
Your tomb.
Sealing you in like an Egyptian pharaoh.
But a pharaoh without the cash.
Pharaohs had money.
If you sealed me in my tomb, I'd have my money.
My bitcoin, my dollars, my euros.
I'd have cash. Who are you?
You're a fucking...
Egyptian dork.
Get this.
Egyptian loser.
You're the Egyptian guy who sold goats to the man who fucked them for money.
You're a dork. Is this going to...
Sorry.
Is this going to impede his movements tomorrow morning?
He can't move. He opens the door, it falls in on him.
You win. Are these two heinekens gonna impede our movement?
Absolutely. Absolutely.
There's nothing left. Look. Everything's done.
So... That sure can.
Can we drink a nice cold beer between us friends?
We can. So Luke!
Emergency meeting!
Emergency meeting in the war room.
Let's go! A setup!
It's an emergency meeting in the war room.
Who do you think I am? Emergency meeting.
Let's go! Emergency meeting, Luke!
Let's go! You know that every time anyone says emergency meeting, we have to be in the war room.
Let's go.
Luke!
You're on your way.
Cool.
Keep filming. Why?
There's still beer!
There's a beer all over the ground!
Ah, emergency meeting!
Why is he listening?
I think it's okay to steal people's identity, you cunt.
Who am I, Andrew? Who am I?
But doesn't it make you nervous?
I think it's okay to steal people's identity, you cunt.
Who am I, Andrew Hook?
Who am I? Is that a black eye?
Yeah, because I can't block punches.
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