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July 23, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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DISCOVERING THE ORIGINAL SAMURAI | Tate Confidential Ep. 45
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
So, I'm going to go for the forehand.
I'm going to go for the forehand.
Ciao.
No, no Red Bulls.
We're off the Red Bulls.
Yeah. No more Red Bulls.
So what do we need instead?
Nothing. Water.
Nah, well, there's water in the river.
There is water in the river.
Alright, I want the river.
I've got a new energy drink.
It's a herring. Gorgeous.
What's the alternative?
It's a super energy drink.
What is it?
Sparkling.
What's your idea?
What you do is...
Okay.
Catch it.
I need some water in the kettle. Give me a second.
Coffee doesn't dissolve in cold water.
I've got a plan to make the world's finest energy drink.
All I need...
You just gotta have a coffee.
No.
You're only supposed to use one.
Tristan. Stop.
There's ten coffees. That's eleven.
Twelve coffees. Fifteen coffees.
This won't resolve. Fifteen spoons of coffees.
I think that looks like an energy.
It doesn't. Get your yard time in.
Pre-workout. No.
Shout out to BigHerc916 on YouTube.
He gave me this.
He's a G. I don't think he'd approve of how this needs to be used.
You know, maybe not, but he is also a big strong man just like me.
And he understands that I'm an adult and I can do what I like.
Is this not going to give you a cardiac arrest?
This won't dissolve.
Vitamin tablet? There's no universe in it.
You do not need vitamins in that.
Half of a vitamin tablet. Are there any ice cubes in the fridge already?
Ice cubes? Yeah, ice cubes.
Why ice cubes? It's going to be too hot to drink.
This won't dissolve.
It will dissolve. It won't.
I'm off the Red Bull.
I'm trying to keep it healthy. We should just get back on the Red Bull.
I should mix Red Bull with this.
Teach you a lesson. It looks evil.
But it did dissolve.
Looks like the kind of drink that you just served in hell.
It's also too hot to drink.
Have some cold water.
What's wrong with you?
Why are you doing this?
This isn't an energy drink.
This isn't an energy drink.
It's not an energy drink.
It's the ultimate energy drink. No.
Okay. It did dissolve though.
I was wrong. It did dissolve.
It's basically liquid.
Taste test.
It's terrible, isn't it?
It tastes great, it's just too hot.
Ah! Energy for days.
Off the Red Bull. Keeping it healthy.
If you like the recipe, it's on my website.
$3,000. Are you okay, Tristan?
No! I feel energized and powerful.
I just need to lay down on the floor for a little bit and I can transfer all my energy into Mother Earth.
This doesn't work.
That's not science.
Or give me beer.
This isn't science.
I'll have to hold your camera right?
Give me beer.
And a coffee.
This is not science.
This isn't science at all.
This is like the anti-war.
there's no science here and Sigi A cup of tea and a ciggy. Okay!
I'm back! Andrew, do you know during World War II, Nazi scientists in the American military Like, drugs to keep their soldiers awake and alert so they didn't have to sleep and all that nonsense.
Is this more coffee? No, no, no, I've discovered it.
Yesterday I slept zero out.
Because of the coffee. No, but look, I'm fine.
I'm not tired and I slept zero out.
Don't do this. No, I've invented.
Scientists have tried this for hundreds of years and I finally cracked the formula.
15 spoonfuls of coffee, pre-workout.
If I add a bit of hot sauce for flavour, then I never have to sleep again.
I've solved it.
I'm gonna patent this and make millions.
More millions.
Richard, never. Never sleep again.
Don't do this.
I told you once, I think I told it in the last Take Confidential, but the video was a little bit dark, so I'm gonna tell you again.
If you are not a dickhead, Because a lot of you people who are watching this are actually dickheads.
You may not realize you're a dickhead.
Your friends may not tell you you're a dickhead.
But that's because you hang around with dickheads because you're a dickhead.
All the dickheads are together being dickheads and you don't realize.
But if you are not a dickhead, there may be a chance that you join the war room.
The war room is going to change your life.
So if you are watching this and you are not a dickhead and you want a life like mine, fucking fantastic.
Go to corporatetape.com and message the live chat agent.
You have to say, I am not a dickhead.
See you inside. What do we have here?
A whole box of fireworks for champagne shows.
And while I was getting the fireworks, I decided to order a little bit more champagne.
Might as well. One and a half liter bottles.
1.5.
We don't even like champagne drinks.
Oh.
Thank you.
You know, I do like Duke.
What? These? Thank you.
I like hoes, and hoes like champagne.
Hoes do like champagne. George, honey, you like champagne, don't you?
Yeah. Yeah, I knew it.
See? There you go. Yep. Hoes.
Confirmed. Confirmed.
36 more bottles. Wait, 36.
Yeah, 36. You don't need that much.
Yeah. I don't drink that much.
You can. You can.
You like champagne. Yeah.
If you drink that much, you're on your back.
For sure.
For sure.
I'm not having a good night.
Thanks for watching!
Where is everyone?
No. Water or water?
I do like water, but Tristan lives purely off champagne and booze.
I like the champagne.
What do I say?
Thank you.
Here.
1912.
Hi.
Thank you.
Perfect.
And good.
Perfect.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Thank you. Okay. Thank you.
See you next time, bro. Have a good day.
Ciao. See you. Goodbye. Why do we have all this?
We're drinking. There'd be air.
So they're just trying to kill us. There'd be air.
There wouldn't be air. Be a hero and go under some fucking fights because there's a problem.
You can lift all your big arms.
Ooh, you can't lift it off.
Show me your pussies. This is an idea.
And go under me. Alright. Can we survive?
Yes, we'll survive. Our head can't even survive.
Our head genuinely can't be.
There's air. No, we just have to go under water.
Alright, ready? 3, 2, 1.
No, there's zero air.
I tried to put my mouth up to the thing.
No. There's no air from it.
Yes. Now we need air to live.
Apparently, jacuzzis don't work with the cover on.
Yeah. In case you didn't know at home, because you don't have your own jacuzzi.
It's a bit less comfortable. You need to keep at least a portion of your body above the water so you can breathe.
Yeah. Without that, it's not the same.
They're not as pleasurable.
Well, now we know.
Here, we're gonna hand you a beer.
Why with sparklers?
We're millionaires. I didn't ask for them.
He didn't ask for beer at all.
I don't want to be. Get your fucking beer!
All the effort I went through, burning myself...
What sparkler in the pool is you have?
Nothing. Are they still firing?
It's burning magnesium, yeah.
It's not as long as you're going to do it.
Just hold on to water so you can make bubbles.
Let's make a bubble. One of them fell, no?
Yeah, that one's stuck. The other one's still got enough water.
Why aren't propelling itself? It's a little boat.
Okay, so now we're going to strap loads of sparklers to something that floats and try to make it float.
Obviously, we need to buy a big float.
All right, upcoming take-off and enter.
We're going to buy a big float. We're going to sit on it.
We're going to take a thousand sparklers.
We're going to light them all. Put them under the water.
We're going to launch across the pool.
It works, look!
It's working in theory.
A new method of propulsion.
We're crossing the Atlantic in no time.
Oh, is it out now?
Looks like it. Now our pool has sparkles.
So now our pool has a bunch of magnesium in it.
Is that good? Healthy.
Well, I've decided. Open beers.
When I do the time.
So it's time.
Why do I think something about it?
I get excited about a fire.
Ready?
How am I gonna...
No, I'm throwing it at you.
You're throwing at me?
Amateur hour.
Stand back.
How wrong can this possibly go?
Yeah, don't bat it into a car.
Zero percent. Ready?
Pull.
Pull.
Wow.
Got it. Next.
Boom! One can.
Ah, I missed that one.
Almost. Yeah, I know!
I saw! You can see the lid come off!
This is definitely a productive afternoon.
This is? Don't do it like a professional.
Where's the scabbard thing?
Oh, you're full of Alvin's slice.
You wish, bro! You wish!
No way! I, unlike you, am a professional.
This is good. No way.
Ready? You have to throw the bat.
Ready? Yep.
Yeah! Boom!
One more. One more.
I am the original samurai.
Why don't you just admit it?
You admit that I'm the original samurai and you're not.
This is how you make money.
This is. This is exactly- Now we're about to make loads of money.
With your Japanese-made samurai sword.
Loads of money is about to be made.
Yeah, loads of money. This is how money is made.
It is.
The samurai statue is happy now.
So Andrew admits that I'm the greatest samurai in the world.
I'm here for the Emoto massage shop.
It's an emergency.
It's not an emergency.
It's an emergency meeting.
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