Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - TRAPPED BY BEER | Tate Confidential Ep. 46
Aired: 2022-07-23
Duration: 13:17


=== Emergency Meeting About Work (05:47) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  But I'm not a girl.
[00:00:22]  I'm a girl.
[00:00:34]  How many of you have seen the movie?
[00:00:36]  you It's an emergency. It's not an emergency.
[00:00:41]  It's an emergency meeting.
[00:00:43]  We're having an emergency meeting about work.
[00:00:48]  The business is on work.
[00:00:50]  I have a deep spot. It's probably a celebration.
[00:01:06]  This doesn't make sense.
[00:01:08]  Wasn't it? Why are we sparkling sparklers?
[00:01:12]  That one's already out for me.
[00:01:16]  No one cares what you think, Luke.
[00:01:18]  Give me champagne glass. I'm not thinking I ain't fancy.
[00:01:23]  Does this look like champagne?
[00:01:24]  Do I look fancy? Drinking beer out of champagne glass.
[00:01:32]  Sparklers for no reason.
[00:01:33]  The business is over. And we're in lockdown.
[00:01:39]  I was burning the chess pieces earlier.
[00:01:41]  Burn the chess pieces. It's fun.
[00:01:43]  Pretend you're shooting cannon at them.
[00:01:46]  See? It's very intense.
[00:01:48]  That's how you win chess. That's how you win.
[00:01:50]  You couldn't beat me. The greatest Grandmaster could beat me by sparkled his arms.
[00:01:55]  He might.
[00:01:56]  He might. Would you like a beer?
[00:02:05]  Would you like a champagne? No, thank you.
[00:02:07]  Would you like a champagne again?
[00:02:09]  Champagne again? Yeah, champagne again.
[00:02:11]  It's a new drink. It's when you try and look sexy and fancy, but really you're a scumbag who drinks cans of beer.
[00:02:19]  So, how is this in a meeting?
[00:02:21]  It's an emergency meeting to discuss the problems that we face in our lives.
[00:02:28]  Problem number one. We need to find Luke.
[00:02:31]  We need to send Luke back to America.
[00:02:33]  Problem number one is we need to get rid of Luke.
[00:02:35]  Alright. Urgently.
[00:02:36]  Tired of him. Problem number two?
[00:02:38]  Get rid of Rory. Shit.
[00:02:41]  Then problem number three, you get rid of me and I'll get rid of you.
[00:02:45]  Who's problem number three? There's no one left.
[00:02:47]  Yeah. We'll get rid of each other.
[00:02:50]  Business can finally function without us slowing it down.
[00:02:53]  How stupid of me to use the drink and smoke cigars.
[00:02:56]  Yeah, I mean, cutting directors a wreath.
[00:02:59]  Doesn't make any sense.
[00:03:01]  Thanks.
[00:03:02]  Champagne again? No.
[00:03:06]  Alright, well I've got to get back to work.
[00:03:07]  Would you like some legit champagne? You're not allowed to.
[00:03:09]  Are we done with the emergency meeting?
[00:03:10]  No, this is work now. This is your job.
[00:03:17]  Would you like a Cuban cigar?
[00:03:19]  I will actually have a Cuban cigar.
[00:03:21]  Only if you drink some champagne again.
[00:03:24]  Terms and conditions, my friend.
[00:03:26]  Champagne again. It doesn't even look good.
[00:03:31]  It actually tastes like...
[00:03:33]  weird. It tastes like cold beer in a glass.
[00:03:36]  Crazy, innit? It's an elaborate drink.
[00:03:41]  If you want to fight, you can't.
[00:03:43]  Put the gloves on right now, I will fight.
[00:03:46]  Do you want to, yes or no?
[00:03:47]  I do not want to. Why?
[00:03:49]  Because you're good.
[00:03:51]  I'm very good. I'm trying to put this glove on.
[00:03:56]  Because the tire burn.
[00:04:02]  Sent flaming rubber everywhere.
[00:04:04]  Okay. Landed on my hands.
[00:04:06]  And you can see when I try to remove the burning rubber, I lose the skin on my hands.
[00:04:12]  It may fight more painful than it needs to be.
[00:04:15]  It's been fucking I Put you on it put my gloves on I Don't know Mess around with her advice I Go
[00:04:37]  I
[00:05:23]  Thirty seconds We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin Oh Oh Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
[00:05:41]  You know what? Everyone's going to ask us.
[00:05:42]  I'm going to say it now in advance.
[00:05:44]  You know what messages I'm getting? Everyone's messaging me already saying, how are you guys so rich?

=== How We Make Money Online (07:29) ===

[00:05:48]  How do you travel the world?
[00:05:49]  How do you have such a fucking amazing life?
[00:05:51]  How are your arms so big and chiseled?
[00:05:54]  And the answer is the same.
[00:05:56]  We make a lot of money. We make it online.
[00:05:58]  I'll teach you how. I'll teach you how.
[00:06:00]  I'll put a link in the description.
[00:06:02]  Stop fucking asking me that question.
[00:06:03]  Stop inboxing me. How do you make money?
[00:06:04]  It's in the description. That's how we make money.
[00:06:06]  We can go to the A.
[00:06:14]  We don't.
[00:06:15]  Look, A. Atlanta.
[00:06:17]  The A. We'll talk about how much fun it is.
[00:06:19]  Luke keeps talking about Atlanta and how much he wants to go.
[00:06:22]  I'm not going to Atlanta.
[00:06:23]  If you were really in Atlanta, what fun things could you do?
[00:06:27]  You can't drive supercars the way we drive them because you get arrested in a jail.
[00:06:30]  You can't go to the club because you're shot by Dwayne.
[00:06:35]  Yep. You can't.
[00:06:36]  All the girls are ugly with that.
[00:06:38]  It's true. You can't even show off too much when you're in a mobile world.
[00:06:42]  So what would you do if you were in Atlanta?
[00:06:45]  No, I don't want to go.
[00:06:47]  You guys bring it up and tell me I bring it up.
[00:06:49]  You can't wait to go to Atlanta.
[00:06:50]  Why? I don't want...
[00:06:52]  No. I 0% want to go to Atlanta.
[00:06:54]  Don't ask me to go. It's getting annoying.
[00:06:58]  I've never asked ever.
[00:07:00]  Where does Ryan Stoke Helbing come from?
[00:07:09]  you Rise of the Cowboys is one of my favorite songs.
[00:07:12]  My granddad used to sing it.
[00:07:15]  Your granddaddy? Yeah.
[00:07:17]  The drunken wife abuser.
[00:07:19]  He used to sing Rhinestone Cowboy.
[00:07:21]  He used to go in the pub, spend all the money, and walk home singing this, and neighbors used to tell him to shut up.
[00:07:28]  I do get that. I do get that.
[00:07:31]  Didn't know him very well, but...
[00:07:33]  Can you just imagine being drunk in this song making you really happy walking home from the pub?
[00:07:37]  Only... Like a Rhinestone Cowboy There's no way he knows what he's doing.
[00:08:44]  Luke has no idea.
[00:08:47]  He's a loser.
[00:08:49]  Luke hasn't got a clue.
[00:08:51]  Luke, I stacked them up so high they crashed down on me.
[00:08:55]  It's not even tall.
[00:09:02]  Close the door!
[00:09:05]  Close the door!
[00:09:07]  Fuck you. You're a loser.
[00:09:10]  I'll get you. So listen.
[00:09:19]  He might know what I'm doing by now.
[00:09:22]  Now he's fully aware of the game.
[00:09:25]  The crash broke him up.
[00:09:27]  Well, fuck him.
[00:09:29]  So you know what's happening.
[00:09:31]  No, you don't.
[00:09:33]  You do not know the full extent of your demise, you fucking...
[00:09:38]  loser.
[00:09:42]  You... Are done for.
[00:09:45]  In the words of Ned Slanders, you're done diddly young for.
[00:09:51]  I will defeat you by the power of repeating the same mistake.
[00:09:58]  You can fuck off.
[00:10:01]  I'll beat you forever.
[00:10:07]  I am the king.
[00:10:09]  Give me more beers.
[00:10:10]  Give me more beers. Here we go.
[00:10:22]  Nice, cold, Heineken.
[00:10:25]  Closing up your door.
[00:10:27]  Your tomb.
[00:10:29]  Sealing you in like an Egyptian pharaoh.
[00:10:32]  But a pharaoh without the cash.
[00:10:35]  Pharaohs had money.
[00:10:37]  If you sealed me in my tomb, I'd have my money.
[00:10:41]  My bitcoin, my dollars, my euros.
[00:10:45]  I'd have cash. Who are you?
[00:10:47]  You're a fucking...
[00:10:49]  Egyptian dork.
[00:10:51]  Get this.
[00:10:53]  Egyptian loser.
[00:10:55]  You're the Egyptian guy who sold goats to the man who fucked them for money.
[00:11:02]  You're a dork. Is this going to...
[00:11:08]  Sorry.
[00:11:11]  Is this going to impede his movements tomorrow morning?
[00:11:14]  He can't move. He opens the door, it falls in on him.
[00:11:18]  You win. Are these two heinekens gonna impede our movement?
[00:11:23]  Absolutely. Absolutely.
[00:11:25]  There's nothing left. Look. Everything's done.
[00:11:29]  So... That sure can.
[00:11:32]  Can we drink a nice cold beer between us friends?
[00:11:42]  We can. So Luke!
[00:11:45]  Emergency meeting!
[00:11:50]  Emergency meeting in the war room.
[00:11:52]  Let's go! A setup!
[00:11:57]  It's an emergency meeting in the war room.
[00:11:59]  Who do you think I am? Emergency meeting.
[00:12:01]  Let's go! Emergency meeting, Luke!
[00:12:05]  Let's go! You know that every time anyone says emergency meeting, we have to be in the war room.
[00:12:10]  Let's go.
[00:12:10]  Luke!
[00:12:19]  You're on your way.
[00:12:22]  Cool.
[00:12:23]  Keep filming. Why?
[00:12:49]  There's still beer!
[00:12:50]  There's a beer all over the ground!
[00:12:56]  Ah, emergency meeting!
[00:13:02]  Why is he listening?
[00:13:04]  I think it's okay to steal people's identity, you cunt.
[00:13:06]  Who am I, Andrew? Who am I?
[00:13:08]  But doesn't it make you nervous?
[00:13:10]  I think it's okay to steal people's identity, you cunt.
[00:13:12]  Who am I, Andrew Hook?
[00:13:13]  Who am I? Is that a black eye?
[00:13:16]  Yeah, because I can't block punches.