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July 23, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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GOLDEN LAMBO PANDEMIC | Tate Confidential Ep. 36
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
Bear with me...
You're welcome.
Wake the neighbors up.
Because I kept buying new cars I decided to change the color of every car.
I've decided if I change the color of all the cars, I'll pretend they're new ones.
If you're done. Or I could buy a new one.
I mean, the new Porsche 992 Turbo is for now.
You know this is a driveway space. You could buy a new house.
We could buy the dangerous house so we could fit the cars in there.
I wouldn't buy it. We come in a new limbo.
We've got a new color. It's no surprise you.
We all got something new color on our Lamborghini.
Fucking chicken wings, I understand.
But, we're going.
Where are you taking me?
I'm gonna go.
Luke, I decided to quit while I'm ahead.
That's the smartest thing you can do.
You go to the casino or you're gambling, whatever, what do they always say?
Quit while you're ahead. Okay.
I'm tall. I'm strong. I'm smart.
I'm unlimited women. I've got loads of money.
Nothing is wrong in my life.
I'm in perfect physical condition.
Even coronavirus has engulfed me.
Everything is going exactly the way it's supposed to.
I'm at the absolute peak of my existence.
And I'm richer than I've ever been.
Yes. So I've decided the smartest thing I can do is quit while I'm ahead and kill myself.
That's not the move. And I'm going to kill myself.
I don't want you fucking living in my house, making a mess, so I have to kill us both.
So that's why I'm here. I'm here to die.
There's no Lambo. There's no color change.
I've decided to kill us both.
This is actually the middle of nowhere.
Where are we? We're here to die.
The final episode. Take off this.
The final episode, everybody.
Hope you enjoyed the ride.
I'm here.
Hey man.
How are you guys?
Hi.
Hello.
Is it crazy enough you think?
Is it flashy enough?
You think I'll get enough attention or people will...
It's crazy.
So we put gold all on it.
Yeah, I like it.
In the sunshine it's going to look really green.
And also with the rainbow.
It's one of those paint jobs you can only do on Labrardini.
You couldn't put it on any other card.
Exactly. If I would see this combination between this rainbow and the chrome gold on any other card, I would say no, that won't work.
With Labrardini it works.
I was a bit sick of it before this.
I told you, I don't know if it would look cool, but it's bloody thing.
Yeah, that's true. I'm very happy.
Broke boys are going to be very angry.
They are going to be very angry.
They will be super angry.
I don't know if the broke boys are ready.
I don't think they are ready. I don't think anyone's ready.
It's a golden Lamborghini.
Golden Rainbow Lamborghini Nobody like us!
We don't care.
Red Bull and vodka.
Let's do it.
Nobody like us.
We don't care. We don't care.
We don't care! We don't care! King Towers II!
King Thomas II!
He's the hero of the day.
He is. So the king returns.
So basically, it's not on video, but I said to Tristan, I once heard the tale of a king who brought a girl from another town.
She flew. She got a plane to come here.
He flew in and he banged her in time.
He could still go out to the club with his friends within like two hours.
And he just came out of the room saying, I wonder...
He's a G. He is a G. Peep Show is the best show in the world.
People don't even know about Peep Show now.
They don't. They don't know about Peep Show.
Come on, let me get you a drink.
I'll explain it all over again.
He needs to come around on his table.
Nobody like us.
We don't care. We don't care.
Everybody's brighter, baby.
Welcome to the TARDIS, brother!
Come on!
Let's go!
I guess I'd better move, that's how the sky will move I gotta pull my teeth, when you go you wonder what my teeth look like If I don't give, then what?
If I don't come, then who?
All you ever do is disappear I'm gonna stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay, stay I'll be with you C'mon let's sing it together Oh, my God.
Here we go again!
Here we go again!
I'm gonna take my...
I'm gonna take my...
For the last hour, me, Andrew, and Rory have been sitting around playing the most depressing songs we can think of, talking about killing ourselves, while drinking Moet & Chandon champagne.
That's how we speak. Have you ever played a video game where your character has all the money and you've completed all the levels and it's all easy now so you just jump off cliffs?
It's like competing Grand Theft Auto, unlocking everything, doing all the missions.
There's nothing left. You may as well click a game.
You may as well play it now.
When I was 21, I had a TV advertising company.
And I thought I knew about business, but I didn't.
And I had a whole room full of staff.
Every Friday I had to find like $5,000 to tell the staff.
Every Friday. And I managed to pull it off for a few months, me and whatever, until one Thursday afternoon with $300 in the bank and wages due at 9am the next day.
No clients to call.
I just sat and played this song.
That was my plan.
And here I am 15 years later, multimillionaire, depressed exactly the same.
Why are printers... look at all the little introverts... it's printing, bro.
Why is it complicated? Supply is low.
It doesn't tell me which supply is low.
It won't print. It won't explain why.
I don't need this shit in my life.
It won't go back in.
So printers are shared.
Here's my new fucking printer.
Fuck printers. Fuck printers.
I'll punch someone in the face. I'm happy.
I no longer have to worry about changing the tone when I'm written.
Yeah, never again.
Problem solved. You send me upstairs to get a necklace taken.
I'll come back downstairs and you keep the fuck out of the printer.
It annoyed me. So now?
Now we don't have a printer.
So how do we print things?
We told Georgiana to go buy one!
Alright. Let's go buy a new printer.
We just buy new printers.
Every time it cuts out. Every time it catches you, you smash it against.
It makes sense. It does!
This makes sense. If you have a problem with a man, you can't keep him in the face.
Is it safe for you to have a print?
I'm not taking shit from a piece of plastic.
It's true. Fuck you.
Now you wouldn't been forever It might be What's that
and order so much Taco Bell.
I have a dinner to eat in two hours.
So? I'm going to cry.
I'm going to not eat. That's in two hours.
I say go to Taco Bell and eat more tacos than anyone has ever eaten.
I'm going to say, hello, excuse me Taco Bell.
What's the most tacos anyone's ever ordered at this restaurant?
I don't feel like 20, maybe 40.
The remaining Taco Bell is my power.
It doesn't. It has zero. I will KFC my face.
KFC? The next episode I'll have my face.
I think zinger twisters are a good way of measuring...
What's a zinger twister?
It's a twister. Does Luke know anything?
Luke is the ultimate baby.
He's been living in a fucking...
Well, he doesn't. He's only six months old.
He didn't know who Raven is in fucking...
You guys are just old.
I'll show you what we'll do when KFC come out.
Are we going to KFC?
Let's go!
Alright.
We're gonna see if we can't edit.
Pizza Hut is pizza- now that Luke said it, we have to do it.
Well, he's not the boss of us, and we do buy the food.
So, technically...
If you get pepperoni pizza and you put loads of salt on it...
The thing is, and pepperoni...
Sorry, Pizza Hut pizza from Pizza Hut.
Eating there is very different from Pizza Hut pizza from ordering it.
Do you know? Is it?
Luke doesn't know. Luke doesn't know.
The crispy base. You're a piece of shit, Luke.
I don't know how to reply to that.
Last year, when we were complete degenerate morons, we went boozing all the time.
It didn't make as much money. And this year we said we're really going to behave.
And since we've done that, we've literally increased our income five years.
We're rich again. So we need to go back to the start.
Back to our roots. So what do you say for this one week you become completely degenerate?
It's Monday. We go out tonight.
Monday, Freddo.
We found Old City. Tuesday, Control Club.
Wednesday, Brasserie. Thursday, Princess.
Friday, Face Club.
Saturday, Boa. Every night we go out.
Every night we have to drink.
We bring these two wankers to us.
And we destroy our lives for entirely.
We wake up on Sunday and vow to never do that ever again.
I have a feeling you'll quit on me.
I have a feeling you'll quit on me.
We both know, everyone at this table knows, that I could do that for six months straight.
No problem. This isn't a challenge.
This isn't something new. Call the waiter.
Right now. No, no.
You want to start? I'm not saying we have to call the waiter.
I'm not saying we have to call the waiter. I'm not saying we have to call the waiter. I'm not saying we have to call the waiter. I'm not saying we have to call the waiter.
I'm not saying we have to call the waiter. Let's go out each night for a cocktail.
What are we winning? I still want to do it.
I don't want to do the drink now, it's 7.30.
So? Yeah, it's too late.
But, I think we should do it later.
I don't think you're mad enough to do things you're saying.
Let's find out. Tonight we'll start.
Luke isn't mad enough.
Luke's definitely not mad enough, but I'll do it with Fredo.
Well, I'm dragging Luke.
Let's do it. Well,
I'm too fly for Corona.
I'm thinking...
While this whole disease thing's going on, you're a tactic of five cans of ham and hiding your house.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to dress fresh, hit the streets when all the other players are at home.
Get me some bitches! This is a $40,000 watch.
You think a disease is just going to walk up on...
I'm too fly. I'm too fresh.
I'm too clean.
What do they say? What do they say to protect yourself from trauma?
What do they say to do? Wash your hands.
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