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Bowling Bet!
00:11:36
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| you Thank you. | |
| We're going boldly. | |
| No, we're not. He thinks we're going boldly, but I'm going boldly. | |
| Listen, if you're a genuine bad man, like a man of the road, you stab a man who looks at you wrong, what's your favorite sport? | |
| None of those people have ever been boldly. | |
| No, it's never been boldly. | |
| What else are you going to do? Shooting! | |
| I'm about to shoot the ball at the pin! | |
| You're scared! I'm not scared! | |
| I'm sure scared! If I- I'm gonna be- I'll fuck you up! | |
| I'm gonna do something that's scarier than bowling. | |
| That's to prove I'm not scared of bowling. | |
| Bro, let me tell you something. When I beat you at bowling, When I be in the bowling, please get a close-up of his baby face. | |
| Where's the bowling? There's gonna be bowling! | |
| The duke is right. The duke is right. All three of us are. | |
| Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling! | |
| Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling! | |
| Dice is bowling! Dice is bowling! | |
| Gold button, Gold button. Gold button still locked on me. | |
| Alright, you go start. Alright. This is gonna be a 6. That means we know. We're not gonna lose. We're not gonna win. | |
| That's a 6. We're not gonna win. That's a 6. | |
| Six! I told you! | |
| Because I'm the master of life! | |
| Superroll! Yeah, Superroll's old. | |
| See? Five. Five? | |
| There's no way to Tyrone. | |
| Tyrone Leatherman. | |
| Four! Four! Alright, we're going to the secret escape room. | |
| We're going to the escape room. Are they open? | |
| I don't know. If they're not open, then I think I can just stop what we do by the next default. | |
| No, it's going to be boring. Yeah, it's going to be boring. | |
| What would it be? Listen, you're all just scared of real roads. | |
| It's going to be scared of real roads. | |
| Alright, escape room, let's go. | |
| Boom. So in the general world they're geese. | |
| And they become clients, and then there are gooses, and then you've removed the gooses to make them up. | |
| When you have one goose, you have a goose. | |
| When you have two goose, you have what? | |
| Geese? No, gooses. | |
| You can have one geese. | |
| For me, a geese will lose the goose. | |
| You don't know shit! | |
| I'm super powerful. | |
| She doesn't move. She knows. | |
| Two, yeah, two. I ain't got my phone. | |
| Oh, no. These are gonna make you die. | |
| Yeah. You don't eat enough junk. | |
| That's how you don't stop. | |
| Is that how it works? | |
| That's how it works? | |
| I don't get it. | |
| What? | |
| Cause you know I'm about to own you. | |
| I'm a bad man. | |
| I'm about to fuck you up. | |
| Cause you know I'm about to own you. | |
| I'm a bad man. | |
| I'm about to fuck you up. | |
| I'm about to fuck you up! | |
| Watch me win! Bro! | |
| Watch me win! Bro, you don't know how badly this is gonna hurt. | |
| How do we bowl? Staying ready! | |
| Ready! | |
| Nice! | |
| I can't breathe! | |
| I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. | |
| I want you. I'm all Batman. | |
| I have some balloons. | |
| I have some balloons. I have some balloons. I have some balloons. | |
| I have some balloons. I have some balloons. | |
| And uh, I see where we're headed. | |
| These baseballs, and another old Luger saw. | |
| Shit, I need a bowl. | |
| Fuck! | |
| I need a bowl. | |
| Warm up. | |
| I see you, mate. | |
| We're afraid of the bowl. | |
| Fuck the bowl. | |
| Fuck the bowl. | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| What is this? | |
| We're about to hold that. Yeah, | |
| There it goes. | |
| It's got to rest it. | |
| Number ten, aim number ten. | |
| There it is, there it is. | |
| Oh, I see. | |
| Oh, I see. | |
| Now we have to bowl all day. | |
| What? | |
| Are these different weights? | |
| Should I be carrying it? | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| Oh, it's Mr. Planty. | |
| those are the things I got. | |
| So, Ron Coles the champion. | |
| Ron Coles too consistent on the streets. | |
| I get strike and then I completely miss. | |
| Ron Coles consistent. | |
| Me and team, baby Luke, we don't talk about it. | |
| I learned how to bowl. | |
| Maybe you'll get famous as a player. | |
| Famous as a gamer. | |
| Shit. | |
| So how do you know I bowl? | |
| Bowling beats. | |
| Bowling didn't beat you by like one or two pitches. | |
| You lost by 20 to 30. | |
| Bowling was attractive. | |
| A trap in which all you guys are using. | |
| And I have almost never played it. | |
| No one's played bowling. | |
| You guys have bowling. | |
| No, no, you get all over this and roll forward. | |
| Alright, last one. | |
| Finally gets it. | |
| Alright, 10. | |
| 10. | |
| Nice! | |
| Good. | |
| 10. | |
| Good try. | |
| 40 of angles here, sir. | |
| That was enough. | |
| You can prove for money. | |
| Thank you. | |
| What was that target? | |
| I just watched it. | |
| And? | |
| I threw it at him. | |
| I was giving him trouble. | |
| Oh, I see. | |
| I see. | |
| I see. | |
| But he's not playing. | |
| Yeah. | |
| Who do you think you're playing with? | |
| He's not playing. | |
| So, you remember me? | |
| I only remember you winning three matches. | |
| I was there and I beat you. | |
| You couldn't be... | |
| There's a piano game. | |
| I'm multi. It's a child's game. | |
| It's even at a child's height where me standing up fully Me standing up fully, I can't reach the frog with the head. | |
| So it's not a real game. | |
| I mean, your score, you can probably beat the frog. | |
| I feel like a total of your plus-up. | |
| No, it's actually a child's game. | |
| When you're standing up straight, you can't reach. | |
| That's it. I'm holding on, I'm going to be a child's height. | |
| Bro, it's not crazy. I'll whoop your ass. | |
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Put the Coin In
00:00:53
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| This is me. This is going to be Charles' place. | |
| You see? | |
| Hold on a second. Hold on a second. | |
| Ah, perfect. | |
| I'll put the coin in a second. | |
| Put the coin in a second. | |
| I don't have any fucking... | |
| No, no, no, no, no, no, no. | |
| Stop that. | |
| Hey, come and play. | |
| Serious business. | |
| Fuck off. | |
| The End BYE! | |
| This year me and my brother are getting serious about our money. | |
| We're not going to be leaving Bucharest that much because we are opening casinos all over Bucharest. | |
| This is number one and you're going to see about eight or nine more openings throughout the year. | |