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July 21, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
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WUHAN CORONAVIRUS DISCOVERED IN EUROPE | Tate Confidential Ep. 24
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
I'm out.
Emergency meeting in the war room immediately.
Both of you, this is a fucking emergency.
Get to the war room. Now!
Andrew, go! We fucked up.
We fucked up.
It's all fucked. It's all entirely fucked.
What? You know exactly why.
Yesterday when we were in the restaurant, the steakhouse, there were two tables of people.
Where were those people from?
China. Chinese! The Chinese are here.
The Wuhan virus is out.
They're locking down cities.
There are two, three cities in China that they have locked down completely.
Now, we are guys who like to prepare.
That's China. Millions of dollars in the bank are not going to help you when the Wuhan virus comes here and everyone's going to be in the supermarkets.
Sure, I have to shoot people to get the groceries, but the mafia guy is going to be shooting people too.
We need to prepare today.
You see how much shelf space we have in this house?
Right now, if we were to look down to see, we'd close our big fucking mail gate, we'd be fucking resorted to cannibalism!
Within hours, we have popcorn and chips!
We are unprepared!
Andrew, give me your credit card!
Give me your credit card!
Give me your... We need to order 3,000 cans of canned meat!
And 140 kilograms of rice.
Immediately! We need rice, meat, wine, and smokes.
Or we're going to get fucking starved to death in this compound of ours.
We've built ourselves a fucking wonderful tomb like King Khufu of Egypt.
And we're going to sit here and mummify ourselves through starvation when the Wuhan virus kills our friends And neighbors!
But the Wuhan virus isn't coming.
The Chinese people were in the restaurant, Luke.
You saw them yourself. Don't get smart.
They were Chinese or Japanese or Filipino or something from there.
The Wuhan virus is here.
It's real. We need to stockpile food and booze immediately.
There were Chinese people.
There were. Thank you.
Food and booze.
400 bottles of wine.
Yeah. Yeah.
Sorry. Sorry. A crisis of the earth isn't important enough for you to come in the war room with your fucking popcorn.
It's all we fucking got.
Gonna live all this shit.
You're pathetic. They're Chinese people.
That's all I'm saying. He didn't see the Chinese.
They were Chinese. Three pages.
What's this? I'm ordering more food than fucking to feed the 5,000.
I'm Jesus up in this bitch.
There you go. I don't believe in running from things.
So Tristan yesterday had a panic attack about this fucking Wuhan virus.
I didn't have a panic attack. How much did you order?
How much food? 3,000 euro of food?
Yeah, 3,000 euro of food.
I believe when you have an enemy, you have to face it head on.
You don't run from it. Adverse is a virus.
Yeah, but listen...
There's a Chinatown in Bucharest.
I've never seen it, but according to Google, there's a Chinatown.
I've lived here four years and never seen it.
I say we go Chinatown so Wuhan knows we're not afraid.
I won't go to Chinatown.
It's the only way the virus is going to know that I'm not afraid of it.
I'm going to get my supercar, I'm going to pull up to fucking Chinatown.
Right here, right now, let Wuhan know.
There is no Chinatown, but if you were serious about going to Chinatown.
There's a Chinatown. There's no fucking Chinatown, though.
I've lived here for years, so I know there's no Chinatown.
Well, if you meet the coronavirus, and you start displaying fucking symptoms of the coronavirus, I will shoot you.
So it's fine. Don't attack me.
Don't attack me if you're welcome.
I'll even come with you, but I'm gonna wear a fucking face mask, and when you start displaying symptoms, I'll shoot you.
Land it. I'll shoot you both.
That guy was much bigger than the actual car.
Yeah, it is. I don't know, the witch.
I'm telling you that I've asked him a deceptively long time.
Four fucking years we've lived in this city.
Four years. How many times do you think Andrew's wanted to go to Chinatown?
Fucking zero. Pissed me off.
He's doing it on purpose to antagonize me, Ron Fultz.
See, what you don't understand is me and Andrew have equal shares in what we do.
Equal votes. And we used to settle this with a game of dice, like men.
But now Luke fucking has come along and he has 0.1 of a vote.
He doesn't get a full vote, but he swings the balance.
So Luke, fucking American, obviously misses all the Chinese people in California.
He's like, yeah, let's go to Chinatown.
Get the fucking coronavirus of Wuhan and die.
Motherfuckers. I've got to go there and fucking die because they're trying to be clever.
I ain't never been to Chinatown in my fucking life.
I'll do it.
This Mercedes sounds a lot louder than it did before.
Yeah, so I upgraded the power and I upgraded the exhaust because I am trying to fight climate change in my own way.
I'm trying to emit more CO2 than everyone else.
And I'll tell you fucking why.
Because I deserve CO2 emissions.
See, it's not me, the private citizen's job, to worry about CO2 emissions and saving the planet.
I can't do shit.
That is the job of the government.
So what I do is I buy loads of cars from which I have to pay VAT on.
The VAT on my car collection alone is 200,000 English pounds.
Plus, that's more tax than most of you motherfuckers will pay in your whole life.
So the British government is now armed with 200,000 pounds extra out of my pocket that they can use to fight climate change.
Yeah, I spent it on seven cars.
Yeah, I upgrade the exhaust and spend loads of money making them loud and making them pollute more.
But shit, I'm fighting the good fight.
You're broke at home with no car thinking you're saving the fucking environment because you're taking the bus.
You're a fucking geek.
You contributed nothing to the government's fucking treasury.
And it's the government who's going to fix the problems.
What the fuck do you know about CO2 in the atmosphere?
You're a fucking geek.
I thought we were going to China.
Bro, China sounds close.
So there is no Chinatown, like I said.
There's no such thing as a Chinatown.
I'm going to take you somewhere Chinese today.
You want to go Chinese? I'm taking you somewhere Chinese.
F4. Watch this.
I'm taking them to the most Chinese place in this whole city.
Tonight. Tea.
Yoga iced tea.
Bro, yoga iced tea. What makes it?
What makes it yoga? So you're eating.
No, no, bro, bro, bro.
Let me ask you a question. Because Luke doesn't know shit about the world.
We found out that Luke is such a youngster.
He doesn't know shit. Who says yoga fire and yoga flame?
Yeah, who says yoga fire?
Yoga flame. Who says that?
I don't know. You don't know!
They're probably dead! They're probably dead!
I'll see him from Street Fighter!
One, two, three!
Go back to my area!
Get off!
What did he know about the stretchy arms?
Nothing. Nothing. You don't know.
You lay them up with the stretchy arms.
When they try and jump over, yoga fire.
Exactly. All you need to throw loads of kicks at him, that's the only way to beat him because she's too fast for the other character.
When I jump this and you get yoga fired, what are you going to do?
What are you going to do? Nothing.
Yeah. You don't know shit.
These youngsters don't know shit!
If he works for us, you're yoga-fired.
He's probably dead by now.
Dal Sim never dies.
How can you go through life you don't know about yoga-fired?
Dal Sim? Yoga-fired.
If Zangief was here... I bet you a lot of Zangief don't know about yoga-fired.
Everyone knows. Everyone knows.
The world knows about Street Fighter II. You're the only person who doesn't know.
Yoga, fire. Bro, that was my whole childhood.
A geek. Button bashing.
Button bashing.
It works. Ready for the end of the world.
Forever. Whatever.
You're welcome. Why do you have the booze?
Booze? Red wine, vodka, whiskey, post-apocalyptic.
Bro! Homes! You don't even have booze!
Bro! Parties, the homes, the apocalypse.
You'll be walking down the streets with your guns and they'll be like all raggedy.
You'll be like, I've got whiskey. I've got wine.
Get all the homes out to the apocalypse, bro.
Apocalypse homes are real.
There's homes everywhere. How do I repopulate the human species?
We need the booze to get the hoes drunk to forget that the world's over.
Give them some noodles.
They're yours. Done.
Mayonnaise. Why?
Why? Bro, when the Hunan Chinese virus comes here and starts fucking with you and you and all of you, I'm going to have food.
I'm going to be lost. I'm going to be locked in my pantry.
If anyone's going to be caught by the Wuhan virus, it's you.
You're the weakest of us. I don't believe that.
You'll see. We'll see.
We're going to China tonight. I'm taking you to a Chinese place.
One hour, get ready. I'm going to China.
It's a safe door automated.
Safe door automated.
Oh, wow.
Ah!
Oh, wow.
Peace out.
Hey guys. It's me, Mal. And I'm here with my friend, Jermaine.
And we're going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. And I'm going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. So, let's get started.
I'm going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. So, let's get started.
I'm going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. So, let's get started.
I'm going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. So, let's get started.
You know what I put that berry on? To make it tasty.
Okay. Oh, it's good.
I told you it's so good, man.
It's delicious.
Nice.
Not a wife. Not a wife.
How are they, buddy?
It's good.
Play with your wife.
Play with her.
Play with your mother, right?
Play with her.
Look at that.
Yeah, bro.
You didn't catch the virus from, you didn't get the virus from the restaurant last night, did you?
It was Japanese. There was a Chinese restaurant, and you keep coughing.
I think you've got the Ulan virus.
Bro! You've got a good non-virus.
I'm going to make you sleep in the apartment above the garage until you stop coughing.
There's no need in there. Well, the cold of the garage apartment will neutralize the virus.
Everyone of those viruses spreads.
You keep coughing and you're at a Chinese restaurant.
No, lose that. Laptop.
Still work. Take it. Don't touch my hands.
Take the laptop. Man got the Wuhan virus.
Wuhan virus. You're not allowed in my house any yet.
Come here. Take me back.
Nine. Four.
Emergency rations. Apartment bomb Gary, bro.
I'm not having you in my house coffee.
Go. Take them and go. Take them and go.
Don't touch things. Don't touch.
Don't touch things. Take them.
I'm not kidding. The coronavirus of Wuhan.
There's no coronavirus. You were at a Chinese restaurant.
There we go. No.
Leave. Leave the house.
Leave the house. You don't need shoes.
Apartments on the garage. Go.
This is bullshit. Look, it's not bullshit.
I'm not having the virus in my house.
There's no virus. Look.
Virus is fake news.
Look, it's not fake news. Dillon's shoes.
Watch. Dillon will be fine.
We're going to decontaminate those shoes before we return them.
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