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Romania Is Cooler
00:04:05
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not sure. | |
| I'm not sure. | |
| come and see. | |
| It's a beautiful day. | |
| Isn't that why we cut part of the Middle East like it is? | |
| It's a good move. What's cooler, Dubai or Romania? | |
| Romania is cooler. Romania is cooler in every way. | |
| Romania is one of those places that people don't know about. | |
| There are buggies here too. | |
| Exactly. It's all about the buggies. | |
| It's all about the buggies. That's the best part of Dubai is the buggies. | |
| Mad Maxin. Yeah, Mad Maxin. | |
| Mad Maxin remaining. | |
| You ever lived in this house with a G? Yep. | |
| Yeah. Imagine building that as your house. | |
| Not just the construction itself, but the landscape and the view. | |
| Hi, can you build my giant house here? | |
| That's right, peasants. Get together and hand lay these bricks until it looks like a mansion. | |
| Yeah, you're not fucking with my man. | |
| He's a G. Yeah, my man was a G. He had money. | |
| He had cash. Look at that balcony. | |
| Back before cash was real. | |
| He must have done Forex. | |
| We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. | |
| To demonstrate my point that you can make money anywhere on Earth and be completely location independent with my Forex program, I am here in the mountains of Transylvania. | |
| Well, you've seen lots of Forex guys from Dubai, from New York, blah, blah, blah. | |
| Have you ever seen anyone in the mountains of Transylvania? | |
| No. And this is a million times cooler than anything they're doing anyway. | |
| It doesn't matter where you are on earth, you're gonna get a message on your phone, copy and paste what's in that message into the trading platform and you will get paid. | |
| If I make 10%, you make 10%. | |
| It is that simple. Copy and paste. | |
| There's no other way to make money with copy and paste but this program. | |
| It doesn't matter if you're in the mountains of Transylvania or in Dubai or you're sitting around your couch at home. | |
| It's two minutes a day and it's money from your phone. | |
| I am so confident in my program. | |
| I do something no other Forex person does. | |
| I allow you to trial it. | |
| You can try it. Try it for 10 days. | |
| Unlimited access. Every single trade you replace, you'll get access to. | |
| If I make 10%, 100%, 50%, you make the same for 10 days. | |
| A trial from start to finish. | |
| After you've made money, after you've seen that my program works, then you can join for the year. | |
| What more do you want? What more do you want? | |
| Anyway, you make enough money, maybe one day you can join me up here. | |
| Maybe he was a webcam studio operator. | |
| You know, if we go richer, I'm sure we can get a million dollars in the open. | |
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Why Do We Need a Boat?
00:09:05
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| Yeah. | |
| My man obviously had a source of. | |
| I'm. | |
| Thank you for watching! | |
| I'm going to try to get it in the camera. | |
| By the way, there was a comment on YouTube Christian's always wearing that coat. | |
| Yeah, I bought it for the winter, and it's cold here, and it's my winter coat. | |
| Fuck you. I didn't get that. | |
| Plus, it costs more than your car. | |
| Shit. I've always been wearing a coat multiple times. | |
| Yeah, I was driving the same car. | |
| No swords. | |
| Any candles? There's this book. | |
| What does it say? | |
| I don't know. | |
| I can't see. | |
| You've vermoosed yourself. | |
| Yeah, I don't know if I've vermoosed myself. | |
| I've had to walk longer in the cold because I've been in a rather dark... | |
| Ah, these doors really wind me up. | |
| I've never understood them. Why? | |
| What are you doing? | |
| What do you mean? Why haven't we been here? | |
| Why haven't you been here? | |
| Let's follow us everywhere we go. | |
| We don't go in. We don't go in. | |
| It's cold. It's open in the summer as well, but the summer is super hot. | |
| They take the roof off and it's kind of good, but when you've got your own jacuzzi, you pull up your house. | |
| I know there's a pool out there. Boom change. | |
| People ain't ready for Romania. | |
| They ain't ready for what we have here. | |
| They ain't ready. Where's the booth? | |
| We'll make it happen. Chilling. | |
| Andrew and Luke have gone on the water slides. | |
| You're too tall so I'm waiting for you. | |
| We've got a six foot eight limit on the water slides. | |
| Can't be any taller than that. | |
| Sucks to be tall. It's great though. | |
| I'm a good friend. | |
| Oh shit! Oh shit! | |
| I can't see a fucking thing! | |
| Fucking shit! | |
| Oh no! | |
| Oh for fuck's sake! | |
| Oh for fuck's sake! | |
| I've got a few tonnes of sand now. | |
| I've got tons of sand out. | |
| This place is cool, bro. | |
| I've got to think that if it doesn't exist in the West, there's too much violence. | |
| You can't drink anywhere because people get violent. | |
| You remove violence from society and everything's fine. | |
| You can have a glass of wine, it's cool. | |
| In England, they would be drunk, fighting, and people would drown if they drunk too much. | |
| And then the place would get closed down. | |
| It's like bullshit. You hear that it's like, if you drown because you drink too much, fuck you. | |
| You're an idiot. You deserve to die. | |
| You're a moron. I did once see a man drown and die at a normal ass swimming pool in England. | |
| Do you remember that? True. | |
| Drunk a lot, fell in the pool, no one really noticed, he drowned and died to clear the whole pool out. | |
| And I remember thinking, how the fuck do you die in a pool? | |
| How is that your death? | |
| We tried to get our money back, and the manager wasn't very... | |
| Yeah, we'd only been in the pool for like 15 minutes, so we tried to get refunded. | |
| Like, someone just died. | |
| I was like, bro, I didn't even get chained. | |
| I want my money back, bitch. | |
| You didn't pay him. We tried. | |
| Motherfucker. It's not my fault you're a fucking... | |
| Yeah, you couldn't have this in the whole country. | |
| Yeah, here's peaceful, everyone just comes out. | |
| Yeah, this is Romania. | |
| Glad you understood. | |
| Hey, let's go. | |
| Hey, let's go. | |
| It's too many cars. | |
| The Carflex is getting crazy. | |
| Bentley's on the way. Three bullet organs. | |
| Is that the strongest alcohol you have? | |
| Or what's the strongest stuff you've got? | |
| What's the strongest stuff you've got? | |
| What's the strongest? | |
| Okay. Okay, no problem. | |
| We'll also have three grapefruit juice. | |
| Three shots of vodka. | |
| Unless you would like one, would you like one? | |
| Have another 14 times, no problem. | |
| Yeah. Four? | |
| Why do you need four or four? | |
| Four. You want one? No. | |
| Oh, two each. Two each. | |
| All right, yeah. Four, four, please. | |
| Unless you want one? Five? | |
| No. Okay, four. | |
| Thank you. Luke. | |
| I need to do more burpees. Is that it? | |
| Luke. I'm not drinking. | |
| I'm the driver. Therefore, somebody has to drink. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| When you can finish the burpees, the same speed as me, I'll stop making the burpees. | |
| That's fair. That's fair. | |
| I'm too big, too strong. I can lift that up. | |
| Next. One day. | |
| The day you can drink shot for shot with me all night, you know I'm going to have to do burpees. | |
| You can either out-drink him or out-burpee me. | |
| Out-burpee. I'm going to go for the out-burpee. | |
| I will do neither. Thank you. | |
| Or fucking others. Luke's a little crybaby if he's over in war. | |
| Sorry. | |
| You're scared. | |
| OK. | |
| They're both here. | |
| All right, Luke, boss. | |
| We're moving. | |
| you Nobody like us. | |
| You don't care. | |
| Nobody like us. | |
| We don't care. | |
| Drink responsibly, kids. | |
| My bracelet? Whose bracelet do you want to use? | |
| Use his bracelet. One of these two. | |
| You know what? | |
| I spend 99% of my life pissed off. | |
| But genuinely, sometimes, every once in a while, I have a rare relevation. | |
| Like... Even if I had 10 times more money, would I do anything different than I already do? | |
| All I do is drive supercars, fuck hoes, and do whatever basically I want. | |
| I'm in a sauna, I'm in a therm park, it's like a Tuesday. | |
| Drink a vodka, you don't care what day the weekend is. | |
| I don't care about tomorrow. I do what I want, no one tells me what to do. | |
| Lay in bed all day if you want. If I want to lay in bed all day. | |
| All week? You can lay in bed for six months. | |
| I can lay in bed for six months and have a new girl each day. | |
| And not be in a broke financial position. | |
| And I'll come out of bed rich. | |
| I'll wake up rising like a phoenix. | |
| Where's the money? Get in the McLaren. | |
| Get in the McLaren. Go check the ATM. Okay. | |
| We're all right. Claw. | |
| That's the problem. It's like diminishing returns. | |
| Yeah. We have to be billionaires to live better than we live as multimillionaires. | |
| Yeah. Okay. They were worth, I don't know. | |
| Collectively, five, six mil. | |
| We don't have our own boat. We don't have our own plane. | |
| I don't want both. But I don't really want them things. | |
| Yeah. Having cars is stressful enough, bro. | |
| Bro, get in service. Bro, imagine you're playing service. | |
| Boat service. | |
| Like, I decided the best thing on earth was getting arrested. I decided not to leave. Why do I need a boat? Why do I need a boat? | |
| I'm like, okay, you can get a boat when you fill it with hose. Or you fly first-class, which is nice. | |
| You get hired. I can fill my house with hose. | |
| Yeah. I mean, I kind of, okay, it won't be a billion, I can definitely buy a boat on Flexy. Yeah. But it's just like... | |
| We're pretty much reached 1%. | |
| It's from the limit where... | |
| The other 1% is a lot smaller than us. | |
| Top 1% worldwide, you need like 80 grand a year. | |
| Top 1% in USA, you need 337 grand a year. | |
| That's what we're making a month. Yeah. | |
| We are top 0.01%. | |