Tate Speech - Andrew Tate - WUHAN CORONAVIRUS DISCOVERED IN EUROPE | Tate Confidential Ep. 24
Aired: 2022-07-21
Duration: 15:57


=== Chinese Invasion Alert (08:17) ===

[00:00:00]  Good shot there from Tate!
[00:00:02]  A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
[00:00:20]  I'm not sure if that's true.
[00:00:34]  I'm out.
[00:00:39]  Emergency meeting in the war room immediately.
[00:00:43]  Both of you, this is a fucking emergency.
[00:00:46]  Get to the war room. Now!
[00:00:48]  Andrew, go! We fucked up.
[00:00:57]  We fucked up.
[00:00:59]  It's all fucked. It's all entirely fucked.
[00:01:02]  What? You know exactly why.
[00:01:04]  Yesterday when we were in the restaurant, the steakhouse, there were two tables of people.
[00:01:08]  Where were those people from?
[00:01:10]  China. Chinese! The Chinese are here.
[00:01:14]  The Wuhan virus is out.
[00:01:16]  They're locking down cities.
[00:01:17]  There are two, three cities in China that they have locked down completely.
[00:01:22]  Now, we are guys who like to prepare.
[00:01:24]  That's China. Millions of dollars in the bank are not going to help you when the Wuhan virus comes here and everyone's going to be in the supermarkets.
[00:01:31]  Sure, I have to shoot people to get the groceries, but the mafia guy is going to be shooting people too.
[00:01:35]  We need to prepare today.
[00:01:37]  You see how much shelf space we have in this house?
[00:01:40]  Right now, if we were to look down to see, we'd close our big fucking mail gate, we'd be fucking resorted to cannibalism!
[00:01:46]  Within hours, we have popcorn and chips!
[00:01:50]  We are unprepared!
[00:01:52]  Andrew, give me your credit card!
[00:01:55]  Give me your credit card!
[00:01:56]  Give me your... We need to order 3,000 cans of canned meat!
[00:02:05]  And 140 kilograms of rice.
[00:02:08]  Immediately! We need rice, meat, wine, and smokes.
[00:02:15]  Or we're going to get fucking starved to death in this compound of ours.
[00:02:20]  We've built ourselves a fucking wonderful tomb like King Khufu of Egypt.
[00:02:27]  And we're going to sit here and mummify ourselves through starvation when the Wuhan virus kills our friends And neighbors!
[00:02:35]  But the Wuhan virus isn't coming.
[00:02:36]  The Chinese people were in the restaurant, Luke.
[00:02:39]  You saw them yourself. Don't get smart.
[00:02:42]  They were Chinese or Japanese or Filipino or something from there.
[00:02:48]  The Wuhan virus is here.
[00:02:50]  It's real. We need to stockpile food and booze immediately.
[00:02:56]  There were Chinese people.
[00:02:57]  There were. Thank you.
[00:02:58]  Food and booze.
[00:03:00]  400 bottles of wine.
[00:03:02]  Yeah. Yeah.
[00:03:04]  Sorry. Sorry. A crisis of the earth isn't important enough for you to come in the war room with your fucking popcorn.
[00:03:12]  It's all we fucking got.
[00:03:13]  Gonna live all this shit.
[00:03:15]  You're pathetic. They're Chinese people.
[00:03:20]  That's all I'm saying. He didn't see the Chinese.
[00:03:22]  They were Chinese. Three pages.
[00:03:24]  What's this? I'm ordering more food than fucking to feed the 5,000.
[00:03:28]  I'm Jesus up in this bitch.
[00:03:34]  There you go. I don't believe in running from things.
[00:03:41]  So Tristan yesterday had a panic attack about this fucking Wuhan virus.
[00:03:45]  I didn't have a panic attack. How much did you order?
[00:03:46]  How much food? 3,000 euro of food?
[00:03:48]  Yeah, 3,000 euro of food.
[00:03:50]  I believe when you have an enemy, you have to face it head on.
[00:03:54]  You don't run from it. Adverse is a virus.
[00:03:58]  Yeah, but listen...
[00:04:00]  There's a Chinatown in Bucharest.
[00:04:04]  I've never seen it, but according to Google, there's a Chinatown.
[00:04:07]  I've lived here four years and never seen it.
[00:04:10]  I say we go Chinatown so Wuhan knows we're not afraid.
[00:04:14]  I won't go to Chinatown.
[00:04:15]  It's the only way the virus is going to know that I'm not afraid of it.
[00:04:18]  I'm going to get my supercar, I'm going to pull up to fucking Chinatown.
[00:04:22]  Right here, right now, let Wuhan know.
[00:04:24]  There is no Chinatown, but if you were serious about going to Chinatown.
[00:04:28]  There's a Chinatown. There's no fucking Chinatown, though.
[00:04:30]  I've lived here for years, so I know there's no Chinatown.
[00:04:34]  Well, if you meet the coronavirus, and you start displaying fucking symptoms of the coronavirus, I will shoot you.
[00:04:40]  So it's fine. Don't attack me.
[00:04:42]  Don't attack me if you're welcome.
[00:04:43]  I'll even come with you, but I'm gonna wear a fucking face mask, and when you start displaying symptoms, I'll shoot you.
[00:04:47]  Land it. I'll shoot you both.
[00:04:49]  That guy was much bigger than the actual car.
[00:04:57]  Yeah, it is. I don't know, the witch.
[00:05:00]  I'm telling you that I've asked him a deceptively long time.
[00:05:03]  Four fucking years we've lived in this city.
[00:05:25]  Four years. How many times do you think Andrew's wanted to go to Chinatown?
[00:05:29]  Fucking zero. Pissed me off.
[00:05:32]  He's doing it on purpose to antagonize me, Ron Fultz.
[00:05:35]  See, what you don't understand is me and Andrew have equal shares in what we do.
[00:05:39]  Equal votes. And we used to settle this with a game of dice, like men.
[00:05:43]  But now Luke fucking has come along and he has 0.1 of a vote.
[00:05:48]  He doesn't get a full vote, but he swings the balance.
[00:05:51]  So Luke, fucking American, obviously misses all the Chinese people in California.
[00:05:55]  He's like, yeah, let's go to Chinatown.
[00:05:56]  Get the fucking coronavirus of Wuhan and die.
[00:06:00]  Motherfuckers. I've got to go there and fucking die because they're trying to be clever.
[00:06:04]  I ain't never been to Chinatown in my fucking life.
[00:06:06]  I'll do it.
[00:06:33]  This Mercedes sounds a lot louder than it did before.
[00:06:37]  Yeah, so I upgraded the power and I upgraded the exhaust because I am trying to fight climate change in my own way.
[00:06:47]  I'm trying to emit more CO2 than everyone else.
[00:06:50]  And I'll tell you fucking why.
[00:06:51]  Because I deserve CO2 emissions.
[00:06:54]  See, it's not me, the private citizen's job, to worry about CO2 emissions and saving the planet.
[00:06:59]  I can't do shit.
[00:07:01]  That is the job of the government.
[00:07:03]  So what I do is I buy loads of cars from which I have to pay VAT on.
[00:07:08]  The VAT on my car collection alone is 200,000 English pounds.
[00:07:14]  Plus, that's more tax than most of you motherfuckers will pay in your whole life.
[00:07:18]  So the British government is now armed with 200,000 pounds extra out of my pocket that they can use to fight climate change.
[00:07:26]  Yeah, I spent it on seven cars.
[00:07:28]  Yeah, I upgrade the exhaust and spend loads of money making them loud and making them pollute more.
[00:07:32]  But shit, I'm fighting the good fight.
[00:07:34]  You're broke at home with no car thinking you're saving the fucking environment because you're taking the bus.
[00:07:40]  You're a fucking geek.
[00:07:41]  You contributed nothing to the government's fucking treasury.
[00:07:45]  And it's the government who's going to fix the problems.
[00:07:46]  What the fuck do you know about CO2 in the atmosphere?
[00:07:49]  You're a fucking geek.
[00:07:51]  I thought we were going to China.

=== Yoga Fired? (02:20) ===

[00:08:18]  Bro, China sounds close.
[00:08:20]  So there is no Chinatown, like I said.
[00:08:22]  There's no such thing as a Chinatown.
[00:08:25]  I'm going to take you somewhere Chinese today.
[00:08:26]  You want to go Chinese? I'm taking you somewhere Chinese.
[00:08:30]  F4. Watch this.
[00:08:32]  I'm taking them to the most Chinese place in this whole city.
[00:08:35]  Tonight. Tea.
[00:08:41]  Yoga iced tea.
[00:08:43]  Bro, yoga iced tea. What makes it?
[00:08:45]  What makes it yoga? So you're eating.
[00:08:47]  No, no, bro, bro, bro.
[00:08:49]  Let me ask you a question. Because Luke doesn't know shit about the world.
[00:08:51]  We found out that Luke is such a youngster.
[00:08:53]  He doesn't know shit. Who says yoga fire and yoga flame?
[00:08:57]  Yeah, who says yoga fire?
[00:09:00]  Yoga flame. Who says that?
[00:09:01]  I don't know. You don't know!
[00:09:03]  They're probably dead! They're probably dead!
[00:09:05]  I'll see him from Street Fighter!
[00:09:07]  One, two, three!
[00:09:09]  Go back to my area!
[00:09:11]  Get off!
[00:09:14]  What did he know about the stretchy arms?
[00:09:16]  Nothing. Nothing. You don't know.
[00:09:18]  You lay them up with the stretchy arms.
[00:09:20]  When they try and jump over, yoga fire.
[00:09:22]  Exactly. All you need to throw loads of kicks at him, that's the only way to beat him because she's too fast for the other character.
[00:09:27]  When I jump this and you get yoga fired, what are you going to do?
[00:09:29]  What are you going to do? Nothing.
[00:09:31]  Yeah. You don't know shit.
[00:09:33]  These youngsters don't know shit!
[00:09:34]  If he works for us, you're yoga-fired.
[00:09:36]  He's probably dead by now.
[00:09:38]  Dal Sim never dies.
[00:09:40]  How can you go through life you don't know about yoga-fired?
[00:09:44]  Dal Sim? Yoga-fired.
[00:09:47]  If Zangief was here... I bet you a lot of Zangief don't know about yoga-fired.
[00:09:51]  Everyone knows. Everyone knows.
[00:09:52]  The world knows about Street Fighter II. You're the only person who doesn't know.
[00:09:56]  Yoga, fire. Bro, that was my whole childhood.
[00:09:59]  A geek. Button bashing.
[00:10:02]  Button bashing.
[00:10:04]  It works. Ready for the end of the world.
[00:10:25]  Forever. Whatever.
[00:10:27]  You're welcome. Why do you have the booze?
[00:10:30]  Booze? Red wine, vodka, whiskey, post-apocalyptic.
[00:10:34]  Bro! Homes! You don't even have booze!
[00:10:35]  Bro! Parties, the homes, the apocalypse.

=== Apocalypse Homes & Booze (02:23) ===

[00:10:38]  You'll be walking down the streets with your guns and they'll be like all raggedy.
[00:10:41]  You'll be like, I've got whiskey. I've got wine.
[00:10:44]  Get all the homes out to the apocalypse, bro.
[00:10:50]  Apocalypse homes are real.
[00:10:51]  There's homes everywhere. How do I repopulate the human species?
[00:10:54]  We need the booze to get the hoes drunk to forget that the world's over.
[00:10:59]  Give them some noodles.
[00:11:01]  They're yours. Done.
[00:11:03]  Mayonnaise. Why?
[00:11:07]  Why? Bro, when the Hunan Chinese virus comes here and starts fucking with you and you and all of you, I'm going to have food.
[00:11:17]  I'm going to be lost. I'm going to be locked in my pantry.
[00:11:21]  If anyone's going to be caught by the Wuhan virus, it's you.
[00:11:24]  You're the weakest of us. I don't believe that.
[00:11:27]  You'll see. We'll see.
[00:11:31]  We're going to China tonight. I'm taking you to a Chinese place.
[00:11:33]  One hour, get ready. I'm going to China.
[00:11:36]  It's a safe door automated.
[00:11:38]  Safe door automated.
[00:11:40]  Oh, wow.
[00:11:43]  Ah!
[00:11:45]  Oh, wow.
[00:12:01]  Peace out.
[00:12:26]  Hey guys. It's me, Mal. And I'm here with my friend, Jermaine.
[00:12:32]  And we're going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. And I'm going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. So, let's get started.
[00:12:33]  I'm going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. So, let's get started.
[00:12:40]  I'm going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. So, let's get started.
[00:12:47]  I'm going to be doing a video on the new iPhone. So, let's get started.
[00:12:54]  You know what I put that berry on? To make it tasty.

=== Don't Touch Things (02:55) ===

[00:13:01]  Okay. Oh, it's good.
[00:13:14]  I told you it's so good, man.
[00:13:17]  It's delicious.
[00:13:23]  Nice.
[00:13:31]  Not a wife. Not a wife.
[00:13:35]  How are they, buddy?
[00:13:38]  It's good.
[00:13:39]  Play with your wife.
[00:13:56]  Play with her.
[00:13:57]  Play with your mother, right?
[00:13:59]  Play with her.
[00:14:03]  Look at that.
[00:14:17]  Yeah, bro.
[00:14:19]  You didn't catch the virus from, you didn't get the virus from the restaurant last night, did you?
[00:14:23]  It was Japanese. There was a Chinese restaurant, and you keep coughing.
[00:14:28]  I think you've got the Ulan virus.
[00:14:32]  Bro! You've got a good non-virus.
[00:14:34]  I'm going to make you sleep in the apartment above the garage until you stop coughing.
[00:14:37]  There's no need in there. Well, the cold of the garage apartment will neutralize the virus.
[00:14:43]  Everyone of those viruses spreads.
[00:14:45]  You keep coughing and you're at a Chinese restaurant.
[00:14:49]  No, lose that. Laptop.
[00:14:55]  Still work. Take it. Don't touch my hands.
[00:14:57]  Take the laptop. Man got the Wuhan virus.
[00:15:00]  Wuhan virus. You're not allowed in my house any yet.
[00:15:06]  Come here. Take me back.
[00:15:13]  Nine. Four.
[00:15:16]  Emergency rations. Apartment bomb Gary, bro.
[00:15:20]  I'm not having you in my house coffee.
[00:15:22]  Go. Take them and go. Take them and go.
[00:15:24]  Don't touch things. Don't touch.
[00:15:26]  Don't touch things. Take them.
[00:15:29]  I'm not kidding. The coronavirus of Wuhan.
[00:15:32]  There's no coronavirus. You were at a Chinese restaurant.
[00:15:35]  There we go. No.
[00:15:37]  Leave. Leave the house.
[00:15:39]  Leave the house. You don't need shoes.
[00:15:41]  Apartments on the garage. Go.
[00:15:42]  This is bullshit. Look, it's not bullshit.
[00:15:44]  I'm not having the virus in my house.
[00:15:46]  There's no virus. Look.
[00:15:49]  Virus is fake news.
[00:15:50]  Look, it's not fake news. Dillon's shoes.
[00:15:53]  Watch. Dillon will be fine.
[00:15:55]  We're going to decontaminate those shoes before we return them.