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Driving in Snow
00:05:51
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| How many of you have ever seen a ghost? | |
| Right, so... | |
| Last year watching us, we were in Austin, Texas. | |
| Holy shit, just pulled a... | |
| You're right in their head. | |
| Yeah, I've actually... | |
| Alright man, it's gonna be... | |
| Some beef and cheese, sir. | |
| Do I need beef and cheese on it? | |
| America obviously sucks. | |
| And then we left Austin, Texas. | |
| And that's where the run fall had to go on Christmas. | |
| Runfold is a big, giant, scary guy, but he's obviously a family man. | |
| He had to go home and do his Christmas thing. | |
| So me and Tristan said, look, we ain't got Runfold, so let's not have too much fun, because we're not going to record any of it. | |
| So anyway... | |
| We woke up and accidentally bought a Mercedes S63 AMG. It happened. | |
| We were walking down the street, tripped, oop, shit, car. | |
| And we didn't need it because obviously we already have five cars, but we bought another one. | |
| That's car number six. So we're cruising in our S63 and we're talking about how The Mercedes is the kind of car you can take to a business meeting. | |
| You can't really... I mean, you can take your Aston to a business meeting with a British businessman. | |
| If you were going to see Laura Sugar, you could take your Aston. | |
| But you couldn't take your Aston to go see Stefan Strauss in Frankfurt, because the Germans would be unhappy. | |
| You could go in a nice Mercedes. | |
| So we're talking about how we finally have a car that allows us to see Stefan Strauss, which is obviously a fictional person. | |
| And as we're saying this, we're driving past the Porsche carriage, and I said, could you take a nice Porsche to see Stefan's service? | |
| And he goes, yeah, I think you could. | |
| So we went in there and bought a horse. | |
| So within 24 hours we bought two cars. | |
| numbers. | |
| So we're sitting in London, we have two cars, and we're trying not to have fun waiting for Runful. | |
| So we decided to go out to the club. | |
| Because when you don't want to have fun in England, you go clubbing. | |
| Because it's not fun. | |
| So we went out, and it was so awful. | |
| It was so bad when we left the club at 2.30am. | |
| We sat around and sobered up for an hour and a half, gotten both our cars and started driving towards Romania. | |
| So we started driving to Romania, stopped in Paris, I whooped Luke's ass in the chest so he could school him up some. | |
| Thank you. | |
| We stayed in Paris for a few days, and then we realized, oh shit, because we don't normally pay attention to these kind of things, it's almost Christmas. | |
| Christmas is a thing for everyone but us. | |
| So we're like, oh fuck, it's Christmas, what are we going to do for Christmas? | |
| And we decided to try and go to the most Christmassy place we could. | |
| Which, in our minds, we decided to be somewhere in Czech Republic, Prague. | |
| So we get to Germany, we're burning through Germany in our new Porsche, our new Mercedes, and a snowstorm hits. | |
| So we ended up getting stuck in Hamburg, Germany. | |
| We stayed in Hamburg for two days during the snow. | |
| We spent Christmas Day A couple of people were rude to me. | |
| Just like, they tried to tow my car because I parked in a disabled bay. | |
| Like, they don't know I'm not disabled. | |
| They don't know. Just because I ain't got a sticker, I'm going to fucking remove my car and curse and say we're a sticker. | |
| Pussy ass. So I didn't really like that, so like, okay, fuck Germany. | |
| But we're stuck in the snow, so we're going really, really slowly. | |
| It was freezing cold. | |
| Freezing cold and like fog. | |
| You know that thick fog? | |
| You're going 25 miles an hour on the motorway. | |
| We have winter tires, but there's snow on the motorway. | |
| It's fog. You're going 20 miles an hour. | |
| We're getting nowhere. Eventually we got to Prague two days after Christmas. | |
| So we're in Prague now. Prague, it's Christmasy. So we're in Prague, it's pretty cool, it's Christmasy. | |
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Back To Town For Money
00:03:41
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| We're sleeping to the concierge guy, we're like, what do we do New Year's Eve in Prague? | |
| They say New Year's Eve in Prague is dry, everything's closed. | |
| So now we've got to move on again, so we can't just chill. | |
| So we're on the road, we're a road band, on the road, barely sleeping, just driving, driving, driving, driving. | |
| So from Prague, we ended up to, we have some friends in Slovakia, and we decided to go to Slovakia to try In many days, there's a casino there that took all my money about six years ago. | |
| Six years ago, I had about, I just fought and I had some money, I had about maybe 10,000 euro to my name. | |
| And back then to me, I mean now, still it's a lot of money, 10 grand. | |
| And when I say all my money, that was all my money. | |
| And I'm sitting in England and I'm like, you know what? | |
| I don't trust England anymore. | |
| Fuck England. I want to leave eventually. | |
| I'm going to go to Slovakia and start a Slovak bank account and put my money in there and hide my money abroad because I thought it was some kind of fucking cheat. | |
| So I went to Slovakia. I got a bank account, put my money in there. | |
| Everything was good. Then, Sunday night, I take some girl, the barmaid from the local club. | |
| I went out with her on a Sunday night. | |
| We went on a date for dinner. | |
| She wouldn't bang. She goes home at 11.30. | |
| 11.30 is Sunday night. What's open? | |
| Nothing. What's open? | |
| Long story short, I lost all my money that night broke. | |
| When I say all, I mean all growth. | |
| Like, it was just, it was the worst luck. | |
| Like, it's just like, how could I have lost that badly? | |
| I was spinning, it was kind of going up and down, and then I lost a bunch. | |
| And everything, I remember it had been black, like... | |
| 11 times in a row or something. | |
| I was like, shh. And I know that anyone who knows gambling knows that this is called the Gambler's Style Seat, that just because it's happened to black a bunch, it doesn't make it any more likely to be red the next thing. | |
| It's still 50-50. But when you've seen black 11 times, you're like, surely it's gonna be red. | |
| So I'd already lost like four grand by then. | |
| I thought, fuck it, I'll get another three grand out, put three grand on red, black. | |
| I just got fucking wiped out. | |
| The worst thing about this story is there was a point, I'm sitting there with my friend Nero, who's a fucking serious gambling addict, but gee, And he goes, it's gonna be 29 today. | |
| Fucking fuck this casino number 29. | |
| We put everything on fucking 29. | |
| This is my last money, yeah? | |
| We put it all on 29 and 29 hit. | |
| Bro, I went from, bro, I was 800 short of my 10 grand. | |
| I was down to a grand, 29 hit, I'm back at 9,200. | |
| And instead of just accepting the 800 loss, children just going, you know what? | |
| I lost 800, it's fine, I'm over it. | |
| No. I'm like, nah, I'll get the last bit back. | |
| Wiped out, bro. And when I lost that money, I had to borrow money for a flight home. | |
| I couldn't pay in rent. I couldn't eat. | |
| That was all my money. | |
| It hurt me to my core. | |
| Now, there's a lot of casinos I've been in. | |
| You go in and I don't really know. | |
| But with this casino, I know for a fact, I've been there once, but I lost 10 grand. | |
| They owe me 10 grand. So for New Year's, I decided to go back to this town and get my fucking money back. | |
| Now, on my Instagram story, the footage we're putting in here is stuff from my Instagram story. | |
| Long story short, I got seven grand in my money back. | |
| It was a pretty good fucking turnout. | |
| Then I pissed off they saw me. | |
| Because when I walked in there, the manager remembered me. | |
| He goes, oh, a long time. And these stupid smiles. | |
| I said, yeah, motherfucker, yeah. I walked out seven grand. | |
| Now they only have three grand in my money. | |
| So I got my money back in Slovakia with a G. Jumped in the wits. | |
| Came back here to Bucharest Romania. | |
| That's what we've been doing all this time. | |
| None of it was filmed. | |
| None of it. It was a road trip adventure. | |
| Everything you can possibly think of that went wrong, went wrong. | |
| Madness. And it would have been the best two weeks of series to take Confidential. | |
| And literally, none of it was filmed. | |