CHAMPAGNE IN THE DESERT | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 15
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
But I'm not a girl.
I'm a girl.
But I'm not.
You A lot of people say girls love money and that's not true.
I'm not.
Did it dirty. No soap.
I was gonna write a suicide note.
But now I kill it making suicide notes.
Bang it out. Bang it out.
Kill the game. I don't want to hang about.
White chicks. No doubt.
The kind of money make these hoes want to shout so.
Bounce with me. Bounce with me.
Got my brother in the gang stepping in the house with me.
The ride for me, die for me, put your fucking hands in the sky for me The oceans are just swimming pools for poor people But everybody keeps saying they wanna go to the sea, they wanna go to the ocean So the only way to do it, not like a rogue boy, is to rent a big ass fucking boat.
When I'm on the road, stay in your lane. Be getting killed like a shot to the brain.
Suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide. Let's do or die, do or die, do or die.
Make them wanna lose their mind. When they see the money wanna roll with the gang.
They're coming two at a time.
And they just wanna ride cause they love the way we shine.
But I still remember days we used to struggle on the grind.
Suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide.
Jumping in? Hell no.
Yeah, possibly. Yep.
Actually that looks beautiful.
Let's take a look.
But Dubai has no sun!
You know what it is?
You know I've actually realised it's about the bike.
And it's fine, but Dubai is expensive.
People who don't like it, like the jet skis, three, four, a hundred bucks.
The mass size, three, four hundred bucks.
Nice dinner, three, four hundred bucks.
I think a thousand and eight, to me, is huge.
Like, who cares? Like, that's expensive.
It's a month's thing. It's a thousand is a month's work.
They can't do that in a day.
They come to Dubai and they sit around and drink in their hotel room and say Dubai is boring.
Because it's expensive. It's fun to have money.
And loads of people to buy are boats.
We could all swim and jump in, you know.
So this is a good one to jump off if you want to get everybody in.
Eh, maybe. I ain't jumping in no more.
I have a saying, oceans are just swimming pools for poor people.
I can tell you. You go to the third world country, all poor people splash around the ocean.
Look, I like my luxury, clear-ass swimming pool.
No sharks, no jellyfish, no one shits in it.
It's wonderful. It's fair.
Ocean to swimming pool for porky. I've said it a million times.
I probably won't.
I'm not going to.
Walk home? Walk home.
Could do.
Just that way.
Not too far.
A couple of camels.
A couple of hoes.
Desert hoes.
Load up Tinder, see if there are any hoes in the desert.
in the desert.
Yeah man, get some of those nomadic camel riding, long sheet wearing, Arabian desert wheels.
They exist, have you seen them on TV?
That's not a bad app idea.
Yeah, deserthomers.com That's a good one.
Yes, good one.
Yeah, people in the desert got money.
Secret money.
Music playing.
I know you've got experience, so it's possible.
Music playing.
No shit.
Music playing.
If you see any militia group, rebel army, military, the Kurdish defense force, the Turks in the desert, they're all driving Toyota fucking trucks.
Because they're the fucking best.
Everyone's getting stuck. I get stuck.
I made the right choice.
I'm smarter than the average motherfucker.
If you could guess last week's...
before you came on our adventures, you had to point on a map where on earth you would be.
Would you be in a desert on the edge of Oman?
Hell no. Hell no.
Out in Regis. Out in Farley Hill.
Cookies and Cream Dumpsters.
Could be. Lucy Farm Shops.
Could have been shooting some music video.
Not here. There are three different chicken dishes in the world.
Three different types of chicken you can eat.
This is the second one.
So category one is when white people cook chicken.
That's one. Category two is when brown people cook chicken.
I'm enjoying this. Brown people chicken is good.
Category three is when black people cook chicken.
And everyone knows that black people chicken is better than brown people chicken and a hundred times better than white people chicken.
That's just a matter of culinary expertise.
And I'm right. Guys,
I'm fucking dizzy.
That was like 10 spins. I'm telling you, I'm dizzy.