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Why Girls Love Money?
00:09:57
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| I'm not sure if that's true. | |
| I keep getting asked. People keep saying to me, Andrew, why have you launched a Forex Trading Academy when you already had the Bitcoin War Room Trading Academy? | |
| What's the difference? Well, the difference is obviously crypto and Forex. | |
| With the War Room Trading Academy, you can make a lot of money, but you need a deeper understanding of cryptocurrencies. | |
| I've had a lot of people come to me and say, look, I'm old school. | |
| I don't care about cryptocurrency. | |
| I want to keep my money in dollars. | |
| I'm very comfortable with my money where it is. | |
| I don't want to start buying Bitcoin, moving things around, etc., etc. | |
| I want to make money. Is there anything we can do? | |
| Yes, we can do the Forex. | |
| That's the entire point of it. | |
| We are making so much money in the Forex program. | |
| I'm going to give you something that I didn't give anyone for the Bitcoin program. | |
| I will allow you to try the product out. | |
| 10 days, unlimited access. | |
| You have a trial where you can sit and watch your money grow. | |
| It's that simple. What more do I have to say? | |
| Why do you have to listen to me? I'm on a roof in Dubai. | |
| I've been in Dubai for a month. | |
| After this, I'm going to Miami. Then I'm back to work. | |
| I'm all over the world, but that doesn't matter. | |
| The point is, I can prove to you you're going to make money with a trial. | |
| So all the rest of it's bullshit. | |
| Come along, see, try the Forex program. | |
| You don't need an understanding of cryptocurrency. | |
| If you understand what a dollar bill is, the Forex program is going to make you dollar bills. | |
| I'll see you inside. I don't know how to adjust my fucking mirrors though. | |
| Turn it off. | |
| We'll see. | |
| I'm sorry. | |
| no excuses. | |
| You know what, I'm not even joking, I might wear this for the rest of the time I'm in Dubai. | |
| This is comfortable as shit. | |
| Bye. | |
| I can see why they wear it. | |
| I feel rich. Yeah, but we are a bit rich. | |
| Am I feel richer? I do feel richer. | |
| What should we buy? You want to go to the mall dress like this? | |
| Bye thanks. I'm down if you are. | |
| Hope you're a pussy. | |
| I'm a pussy. | |
| Shake. Oil shake Aikido. | |
| you Never been done before. | |
| Revolutionary. Look at that. | |
| Damn man, you've been taller than I am. | |
| Big motherfucker. I feel from down here. | |
| Y'all can run all you like. | |
| Not me. Ain't no need for that. | |
| Not in this heat. Hell no. | |
| I want a vest. Give him two vests. | |
| Two. You got like a super inflatable one that goes... | |
| Extra, extra space. | |
| The one that's stab proof, you can take it back to London. | |
| They don't listen, do they? | |
| I told him, black men don't do no water shit. | |
| Ah, fucking flies in my ear and shit. | |
| Well, rest in peace. | |
| This is full speed yeah? I like this. | |
| Fuck the Corvette. | |
| So yeah, I bought the McLaren, everything was fine. | |
| One day I'm driving it, it says suspension control downgraded. | |
| I don't know what that means. So I ignored it. | |
| Next day, turn it on, it's fine again. | |
| Turn it on again. Fucking EBS system fault. | |
| Mode change fault. | |
| All these faults start going on. None of it made sense. | |
| So I was like, alright, this car's not going to McLaren. | |
| Book arrest says every supercar garage in the world except McLaren. | |
| And Romania have Europe-wide assist, so they'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe except Romania. | |
| McLaren have Europe-wide assist. | |
| McLaren will have Europe-wide assist. | |
| They'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe if it breaks down except Romania. | |
| So I spoke to Stuttgart, Germany, which is like three countries away. | |
| I'll go through Romania, through Hungary, through Austria, and then into the top of Germany as long. | |
| But they said they'd collect it from the Hungarian border. | |
| So I drove nine hours to the border of Hungary from Romania, went to this small town where obviously I had to go fuck because I go fuck every town in Romania. | |
| So I was like, fine, I'll just drop the car off, stay with her until the car comes back. | |
| When I got to the border of Romania-Hungary, I fucking forgot my passport like a dickhead. | |
| So I'm all the way there and I forgot my passport. | |
| So I call up the delivery truck guy and I said, bro, you need to come into Romania like 20 meters. | |
| There's a gas station either side of the burner. | |
| I'm at the gas station other side. There's a Hungarian guy who goes, no, I don't like Romanians. | |
| I was like, what? Bro, just 20 meters. | |
| I'm not Romanian. I'm American. No, fuck Romanians. | |
| And hung up with me. So, I was like, what's the story? | |
| We could see the truck, by the way. | |
| We were in a gas station, and about half a kilometer away, we could see the other gas station with the truck. | |
| We saw him. So, I start calling him, calling him. | |
| He's ignoring me, ignoring me. | |
| Eventually, I call McLaren back, and they're like, oh yeah, you canceled. | |
| I was like, what? Your delivery truck one guy goes, no, the delivery truck guy called and said that you didn't want to put your car on the truck. | |
| Some fucking Hungarian guy. | |
| I've never had a guy this weird in my life. | |
| Complete bullshit. So that delayed me by a day. | |
| Went and slammed my ballerina. Came back the next day. | |
| And they saw a German guy who wasn't a fucking retard. | |
| Picked the car up and took it. | |
| And then, to be fair to McLaren, they got it all the way to Stuttgart. | |
| Took a day. One day they repaired it. | |
| And one day back. So for two days I chilled in this town and got my car back. | |
| Didn't pay anything. And it's been fine ever since. | |
| They upgraded the software. | |
| I suppose there's a software issue. But they're saying there's nothing actually wrong with the car. | |
| It's just the car sensors are saying there's things wrong with the car, wrong parameters, da-da-da-da. | |
| So yeah, warning lights are a thing with McLaren's. | |
| But in a straight line, that car is fucking crazy. | |
| Even though it doesn't go in a straight line. | |
| Yeah, even though it doesn't go in a straight line. | |
| That's the thing with it, though. It's like, it's 50-50. | |
| Sometimes you put your foot down, it's a rocket ship. | |
| Sometimes you put your foot down, you'll go anywhere. | |
| It's kind of luck. Do you grip or not? | |
| Who knows? Roll the dice! | |
| You get used to it. When you drive in McLaren, you have to get used to it. | |
| but once you're used to it you know you're kind of you're comfortable. | |
| Oh, Mr. Clancy. | |
| Ferrari, Lambo, or the X-TEN. | |
| Bro. Aston Martin's James Bond. | |
| Lamborghini's Lamborghini. | |
| So those two are up here. | |
| Ferrari? Fuck Ferrari. | |
| Trash. Trash. | |
| So today I woke up at 7 o'clock in the morning. | |
| I was out on last night drinking. | |
| Why did I wake up at 7? Because we rented some fucking super high-powered Dakar Raleigh-style buggies. | |
| I'm going to go driving through the desert. | |
| Because what else are you going to do? | |
| You're in fucking Dubai. So Andrew, 5,000 dirhams if we roll them over. | |
| Bit of a find. | |
| What's our bank balance? | |
| You'll find that there's soft pockets in the front lip. | |
| Roger. | |
| Little unfold. Ready to go upside down? | |
| Everyone full? Ready to go upside down? | |
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Dubai Desert Buggies
00:02:23
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| Nope. Definitely not. | |
| It's too big for this thing man. | |
| I don't think they took into account people your size when they built it. | |
| It is not. | |
| It is not. | |
| Don't try and pull in here. | |
| Huh? | |
| You don't look like you're fucking doing anything. | |
| Where's the diesel in your oil for a minute? | |
| Yeah, I know. | |
| yeah. oh. oh. | |
| oh. oh. | |
| oh. oh. | |
| oh. | |
| Let's go. | |
| Sit! | |
| Sit!! | |
| Sit! | |
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Biggest Pub Cheers
00:00:11
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| of the biggest pub in the whole of Arizona. | |
| Quick win! Cheers room, Paul. | |
| All tight. Happy birthday. | |
| Cheers, indeed. War room shelter. | |