SUPER CARS VS SANDBUGGYS | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 10
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Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
I'm not sure if that's true.
I keep getting asked. People keep saying to me, Andrew, why have you launched a Forex Trading Academy when you already had the Bitcoin War Room Trading Academy?
What's the difference? Well, the difference is obviously crypto and Forex.
With the War Room Trading Academy, you can make a lot of money, but you need a deeper understanding of cryptocurrencies.
I've had a lot of people come to me and say, look, I'm old school.
I don't care about cryptocurrency.
I want to keep my money in dollars.
I'm very comfortable with my money where it is.
I don't want to start buying Bitcoin, moving things around, etc., etc.
I want to make money. Is there anything we can do?
Yes, we can do the Forex.
That's the entire point of it.
We are making so much money in the Forex program.
I'm going to give you something that I didn't give anyone for the Bitcoin program.
I will allow you to try the product out.
10 days, unlimited access.
You have a trial where you can sit and watch your money grow.
It's that simple. What more do I have to say?
Why do you have to listen to me? I'm on a roof in Dubai.
I've been in Dubai for a month.
After this, I'm going to Miami. Then I'm back to work.
I'm all over the world, but that doesn't matter.
The point is, I can prove to you you're going to make money with a trial.
So all the rest of it's bullshit.
Come along, see, try the Forex program.
You don't need an understanding of cryptocurrency.
If you understand what a dollar bill is, the Forex program is going to make you dollar bills.
I'll see you inside. I don't know how to adjust my fucking mirrors though.
Turn it off.
We'll see.
I'm sorry.
no excuses.
You know what, I'm not even joking, I might wear this for the rest of the time I'm in Dubai.
This is comfortable as shit.
Bye.
I can see why they wear it.
I feel rich. Yeah, but we are a bit rich.
Am I feel richer? I do feel richer.
What should we buy? You want to go to the mall dress like this?
Bye thanks. I'm down if you are.
Hope you're a pussy.
I'm a pussy.
Shake. Oil shake Aikido.
you Never been done before.
Revolutionary. Look at that.
Damn man, you've been taller than I am.
Big motherfucker. I feel from down here.
Y'all can run all you like.
Not me. Ain't no need for that.
Not in this heat. Hell no.
I want a vest. Give him two vests.
Two. You got like a super inflatable one that goes...
Extra, extra space.
The one that's stab proof, you can take it back to London.
They don't listen, do they?
I told him, black men don't do no water shit.
Ah, fucking flies in my ear and shit.
Well, rest in peace.
This is full speed yeah? I like this.
Fuck the Corvette.
So yeah, I bought the McLaren, everything was fine.
One day I'm driving it, it says suspension control downgraded.
I don't know what that means. So I ignored it.
Next day, turn it on, it's fine again.
Turn it on again. Fucking EBS system fault.
Mode change fault.
All these faults start going on. None of it made sense.
So I was like, alright, this car's not going to McLaren.
Book arrest says every supercar garage in the world except McLaren.
And Romania have Europe-wide assist, so they'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe except Romania.
McLaren have Europe-wide assist.
McLaren will have Europe-wide assist.
They'll collect your car from anywhere in Europe if it breaks down except Romania.
So I spoke to Stuttgart, Germany, which is like three countries away.
I'll go through Romania, through Hungary, through Austria, and then into the top of Germany as long.
But they said they'd collect it from the Hungarian border.
So I drove nine hours to the border of Hungary from Romania, went to this small town where obviously I had to go fuck because I go fuck every town in Romania.
So I was like, fine, I'll just drop the car off, stay with her until the car comes back.
When I got to the border of Romania-Hungary, I fucking forgot my passport like a dickhead.
So I'm all the way there and I forgot my passport.
So I call up the delivery truck guy and I said, bro, you need to come into Romania like 20 meters.
There's a gas station either side of the burner.
I'm at the gas station other side. There's a Hungarian guy who goes, no, I don't like Romanians.
I was like, what? Bro, just 20 meters.
I'm not Romanian. I'm American. No, fuck Romanians.
And hung up with me. So, I was like, what's the story?
We could see the truck, by the way.
We were in a gas station, and about half a kilometer away, we could see the other gas station with the truck.
We saw him. So, I start calling him, calling him.
He's ignoring me, ignoring me.
Eventually, I call McLaren back, and they're like, oh yeah, you canceled.
I was like, what? Your delivery truck one guy goes, no, the delivery truck guy called and said that you didn't want to put your car on the truck.
Some fucking Hungarian guy.
I've never had a guy this weird in my life.
Complete bullshit. So that delayed me by a day.
Went and slammed my ballerina. Came back the next day.
And they saw a German guy who wasn't a fucking retard.
Picked the car up and took it.
And then, to be fair to McLaren, they got it all the way to Stuttgart.
Took a day. One day they repaired it.
And one day back. So for two days I chilled in this town and got my car back.
Didn't pay anything. And it's been fine ever since.
They upgraded the software.
I suppose there's a software issue. But they're saying there's nothing actually wrong with the car.
It's just the car sensors are saying there's things wrong with the car, wrong parameters, da-da-da-da.
So yeah, warning lights are a thing with McLaren's.
But in a straight line, that car is fucking crazy.
Even though it doesn't go in a straight line.
Yeah, even though it doesn't go in a straight line.
That's the thing with it, though. It's like, it's 50-50.
Sometimes you put your foot down, it's a rocket ship.
Sometimes you put your foot down, you'll go anywhere.
It's kind of luck. Do you grip or not?
Who knows? Roll the dice!
You get used to it. When you drive in McLaren, you have to get used to it.
but once you're used to it you know you're kind of you're comfortable.
Oh, Mr. Clancy.
Ferrari, Lambo, or the X-TEN.
Bro. Aston Martin's James Bond.
Lamborghini's Lamborghini.
So those two are up here.
Ferrari? Fuck Ferrari.
Trash. Trash.
So today I woke up at 7 o'clock in the morning.
I was out on last night drinking.
Why did I wake up at 7? Because we rented some fucking super high-powered Dakar Raleigh-style buggies.
I'm going to go driving through the desert.
Because what else are you going to do?
You're in fucking Dubai. So Andrew, 5,000 dirhams if we roll them over.
Bit of a find.
What's our bank balance?
You'll find that there's soft pockets in the front lip.
Roger.
Little unfold. Ready to go upside down?
Everyone full? Ready to go upside down?
Nope. Definitely not.
It's too big for this thing man.
I don't think they took into account people your size when they built it.
It is not.
It is not.
Don't try and pull in here.
Huh?
You don't look like you're fucking doing anything.