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One Fold, Suicide Notes
00:10:17
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| Good shot there from Tate! | |
| A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true. | |
| But I'm not a girl. | |
| I'm a girl. | |
| But I'm not. | |
| You A lot of people say girls love money and that's not true. | |
| I'm not. | |
| I'm not. | |
| I was gonna write a suicide note. | |
| But now I kill it making suicide notes. | |
| Bang it out. Die for me. | |
| Put your fucking hands in the sky for me. | |
| That's me, that's me, Big Daddy T-A-T to the E Money on my mind every day, every night Mess with me and you're committing suicide That's right, go suicide, Kirk Cobain McLaren 720 but it sound like a plane When I'm on the road, stay in your lane Beat getting killed like a shot to the brain Suicide, suicide, suicide, suicide Let's do or die, do or die, do or die Make them wanna lose their minds | |
| I know you're 7'4", bro, but you just ordered a breakfast burrito, Jamaican fried shrimps, a whole pepperoni pizza, a bacon-bacon double cheeseburger, and now you're ordering cheesecake Like, I know, like, paying for your food was part of the terms and conditions. | |
| You're gonna bankrupt me, man. | |
| Seriously, Ron Paul. Jesus, no wonder you got so big. | |
| Oh yes. One fold. | |
| Two fucking cheesecakes. | |
| You are not about to eat those two fucking cheesecakes. | |
| I don't believe it. A few moments later. | |
| One fold. You bit off more than you could chew. | |
| You've got to stop playing with me one fold. | |
| Two cheesecakes. I don't care how big you are, no one can eat that much. | |
| Woo! | |
| Number one. Yes, please. | |
| Close, and then I will have three cookie baronis. | |
| And that is all for now. | |
| That's all. Would you like the strong cigars like that? | |
| I have a few cigars for the Supremo. | |
| The Supremo, I've had these before, they take too long to smoke. | |
| A little bit too strong for me. | |
| I've had them before and it's too long. | |
| I'll just go with these one moment, try these. | |
| Cool? Yeah. Thank you. | |
| Oh, Steve, these are good. Oh, they're good. | |
| These. Imagine, I have one. | |
| I also have two of these. | |
| And you know what? Okay, two of those. | |
| It's very expensive but I will buy it. | |
| Let me have a look. | |
| 457 dirons, that's about $120, $130. | |
| That's wonderful. Yeah, I will take this. | |
| I will take this. Any lighters cutters? | |
| No, I have lighters cutters or anything. | |
| It's a cigar profession. | |
| This is an aerobic. | |
| The triangle with the apex is like that. | |
| Good to hear. | |
| It looks delicious though. | |
| It does look delicious. | |
| No, no, same. | |
| So I'll hold a different hand. | |
| This is Sambuca Tequila and Tabasco Hot Sauce. | |
| That's what's in this. | |
| I've got one especially in one bowl. | |
| Because yesterday, you wanted to be king of ordering stuff, and order so much food and so much cheesecake that you almost bankrupted me. | |
| I'm the king of ordering shit today. | |
| So we're smoking, and we're drinking these. | |
| Oh my god. That is absolutely horrible. | |
| Enjoy, bro. Except for a couple of drinks, so... | |
| I don't even want to drink. Why did you tell us what happened? | |
| Everything was fine. We were discussing the Philippines thinking. | |
| I wasn't going to drink anymore, but now you've told me. | |
| Okay, can we have ten random cocktails? | |
| Okay. Pairs of two, of course. | |
| Pairs of two. | |
| Five random cocktails, which gives us ten random cocktails, because we like bargains. | |
| We used to be broke, so now we can't resist. | |
| I'm going to tell you about the best business man I ever met in my life. | |
| The best businessman I've ever met in my life was a homeless man who lived in South Korea. | |
| Because business is all about the safe. | |
| So it's about the pitch and the close. | |
| So it's all about good money. So I'd say, you know, would you like this cigar? | |
| This cigar is beautiful. It's handmade. | |
| It's wonderful. Then the clothes is, it costs this much, but it's cheaper if you buy them. | |
| The picture in the clothes is how you do business. | |
| So this Korean homeless guy had the art of business. | |
| Forget Donald Trump. Forget Donald Trump. | |
| This guy was the business mastermind of the world. | |
| He would see you from about 50 meters away, and he'd start waving. | |
| Like waving at me because he's small. | |
| He's Korean. Me and Andrew are giants. | |
| Every Korean person is like down here at my dick. | |
| And this guy's waving at me. | |
| Smiling with me thumbs up. | |
| So what do you do? I mean, he's not intimidating. | |
| You smile. Give him a thumbs up. | |
| You wave back. He smiles more. | |
| He waves. He approaches you. | |
| He gets closer and closer. Comes over to you and you're like, who the fuck is this guy? | |
| Yeah. So then the guy's over and he's within like touching distance of you. | |
| You're smiling. You give him one final wave and smile. | |
| He then puts out a sign from behind himself that says, please, some cash. | |
| And goes like this. Now... | |
| The pitch has been done. He's your boy now. | |
| You've been smiling at him. We've been talking to him for five minutes. | |
| He's your friend now. He's your friend. | |
| Because he made the approach from him. | |
| Look, you're already waving and smiling. | |
| You're already waving. He's coming up going, hey, hey, hey. | |
| Thumbs up and all this shit. Now he's your buddy. | |
| And then the clothes comes. | |
| The police him catches up. | |
| What are you going to do? Give me some cash. | |
| I gave him cash every time I saw him for the whole week of South Korea, which is about five times. | |
| I even took a picture with him. He was the best business man I've ever seen. | |
| The please some cash buyer from South Korea. | |
| If you're watching, can someone in South Korea, someone in Seoul, South Korea find the please some cash buyer? | |
| Tell him to add me on Instagram. | |
| I will send him $500 in Bitcoin right now. | |
| Please some crypto cash. | |
| That is a genuine offer. Find that. | |
| One of every cocktail. Yes? | |
| One, one, one, one, one, one, one of everything. | |
| All the cocktails? One of every cocktail. | |
| All of them. All of them. All of them. | |
| All of them. One of every cocktail. But we take two milk cookies. | |
| Say again? We take two milk cookies. | |
| Yeah, yeah. When they're ready, bring them in the rain. | |
| When they make it. Thank you. What the fuck are these? | |
| What the fuck are these? This one. | |
| Uh-huh. Olivia, which I've never tried. | |
| Yeah, okay, whatever. | |
| This one is called My Father the Judge. | |
| Yes, sir. Now tell me you're going to look at a cigar called My Father the Judge. | |
| Cool name, but... | |
| Wait, wait, wait. What are you going to say? | |
| What you're doing is you're smoking Broke Boy Cigar. | |
| Would you drive a Broke Boy vehicle if it's called My Car, My Father the Judge? | |
| No. Those are Broke Boy Cigar. | |
| How much is your most expensive cigar? | |
| Do I have with me? Because this is the most expensive cigar on the men's. | |
| How much is it? $220. | |
| All right, you win. | |
| I do have some $160,000 cigars in my pocket, which are probably of better quality because I bought them at a cigar shop. | |
| The cigar. You're on vacation, obviously. | |
| Smoke that one. Light that one up. | |
| It's all you, man. He ain't gonna smoke it. | |
| I got personal sash. | |
| See that? That's personal sash right there. | |
| Let me read this. Chubby Especial. | |
| Just like my dick. Chubby and special. | |
| Our waiter looks like the Indian version of the Whelkstone Raider. | |
| So you want some guy. | |
| Everyone knows him. If you want some, I'll give it, yeah. | |
| I'm telling you, our waiter is a big image, but Indian. | |
| What's this? What? | |
| Which one is this? That one? | |
| Yeah. It's good. You want some? | |
| Yeah. Do you want some? | |
| No, you don't? If you want some, I'll give it. | |
| Yeah, of course. No, you don't want some? | |
| No, I won't. That's cool. | |