Camera Guy gets Knocked Out | TATE CONFIDENTIAL Ep. 9
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The last time I took one of these spaces, someone goes, excuse me, are you disabled?
I said, call the police, and the police turned up and just drove straight past me.
And they're going to go up to the front and go, what's the problem?
Oh, there's another car.
Good shot there from Tate!
A lot of people say girls love money and that's not entirely true.
There's a lot of people who say that.
Oh, there's another car.
That's a crazy fancy car.
Oh, there's another car.
That's a crazy fancy car.
Oh, there's another car.
That's a crazy fancy car.
Oh, there's another car.
That's a crazy fancy car.
Oh, there's another car.
That's a crazy fancy car.
Oh, there's another car.
That's a crazy fancy car.
Oh, there's another car.
That's a crazy fancy car.
Oh, there's another car.
I always park in disabled bays.
I'm not a bad person, but I'm a quick person.
Most people are slow and stupid.
I'm fast. There was no people in wheelchairs trying to use this space in those 45 seconds it took me to buy this, so no one loses.
But last time I took one of these spaces, someone goes, excuse me, are you disabled?
And I reply, I am accidentally.
And their face was like...
Perfect, that's it.
Perfect, that's it.
Reply like a...
Ben, what are you going to do? I'm the same move.
Don't be rude to me.
Fucker Put on your seatbelt young man.
I'm gonna get you.
So here I am at the world famous Storm Jim Luton, where myself, my brother, and many other great fighters were trained and made.
Now, I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Young Mike has never fought a thing in his life, so we decided to put him through what we call the Shark Tank.
One round with each fire, one after the other.
He did three rounds.
And well, here's a compilation of Mike's greatest hits.
♪ He doesn't know what block means.
♪ Use the anger, Mike.
Use the anger.
♪ Fuck it Ha ha ha ha ha No, what?
No, what?
Hands up, hands up, right foot, left foot Throw a finger on it Good Welcome to the Storm War Room Hi, hi, welcome You know that you can't get too far If you don't hit the hard You can't win this There's a high trial, baby
God will blame you for it No, what?
You better not fight me, or I'll fight you No, what?
You better not fight me, or I'll shoot you down From beneath Hands up, let's go One minute. Punch him, Mike!
Punch him first! Punch him, Mike!
Man up! Is he Romanian?
Punch him! Is he Romanian?
Yeah. Okay, yeah.
Come on! Let's go!
Punch! Punch him!
Punch him, Mike! Punch him!
Come on! Punch him! You can't come to the gym and not...
You punch him! Let's go!
You punch him! Go! That's it!
Other! Four punches!
Go! Go! Go Mike!
Go Mike, come on!
Fight Mike!
Nice, nice, nice!
Welcome to Stone Gym!
Punch him!
Punch him!
Punch, punch, punch the belly!
Punch Mike, come on!
Come on, come on.
Body man, harder.
Come on brother, even your girlfriend likes it harder than that man.
Get up, get up, get up, it's gonna be ground and pound.
One, two, three, four, five.
Forty seconds, let's go, forty seconds, last round, finish strong.
Finish strong.
Move it.
Come on, come on, Vlad the Impaler.
let's go kick him in the nuts do something!
Careful with the head Tristan Well, time is not last yet Harder Tristan, right hand up Right hand up Come on Mike, come on Harder, harder, good!
Go, go!
Ah, nice!
Hands up Tristan Hey!
Nice, that's the one Two more Five, four Three, two One, well done Well done Mike Well done Well done So Andrew has decided not to come But I'm going to take Mike on a tour through Luton.
Now Luton is a town about the size of Brasov.
Slightly bigger actually. Much richer because it's in the United Kingdom.
But Luton is a failed city.
Completely failed in every way.
So here we go. Luton Town Center.
The saddest thing about this town...
This over here is a war memorial.
It has all the names of all the men from Luton who died during World War II to defend this country.
And now the country's turned to shit.
We didn't understand shit anyway.
He was asking me for money.
Yeah.
I'm on edge as well.
They're coming up to me as a perv like a weirdo who's drunk.
No one's speaking English.
And now we hit the right.
It's a failed society.
This is the centre of the city.
This building used to be a cinema when I first moved to Luton.
It's been closed for about 14 years and nothing has reopened there.
This is England. Now keep in mind, Mike, Romanian people leave Romania to live and work here.
Huh? As I told you, people that didn't travel before, they're thinking it's some, wow, it's our other country, wow, amazing!
Failed to try it.
It's like...
How many hotels? Zero.
Zero. Zero.
What's my background?
Watch my back.
I'm gonna see him.
In this shopping mall right here, a few weeks ago when my mother was in there, two dudes ran in with knives, started stabbing each other, one of them died.
Right here, extract, I'll point to it.
There's a little plaque, it's up here somewhere, a memorial to a policeman who was standing around, being a policeman, and some African dude attacked him with a knife and stabbed him to death in the middle of everybody here.
There's a plaque right here I'm going to show you.
Don't fix the problems with the country, just give them a little memorial plaque, that makes it all down.
Don't fix the inherent problems with this nation.
Let's just leave little plaques to the stabbed, dead, innocent English police on the side.
And hold that camera tight because it's worth money so I'm not trying to wipe it off.
I'm from Romania and I wouldn't move here.
Here for LPC, Jonathan Charles Henry.
11 June 2007.
Poor guy, just standing around doing his job.
Some fucking lunatic stabbed him to death right here in the street.
Now we're going to enter the one and only shopping mall in the city, which is in the centre.
People get stabbed in here too.
Oh, and obviously because this is England, everything closes at 6pm.
So at 6.01pm everything will be shut.
We're Americans.
Yeah, the bad ones.
Yeah. He's digging cigarettes at the aspirin.
Bro, failed society.
He's talking about all white, but look at the people in it.
This is wonderful.
I would hate... It's important for society, you might admit.
I would hate my country as well.
That was the case, man.
I mean, it's totally lost.
It's failed. How are you going to fight this?
What can I do? Even as rich as I am, what good am I supposed to do?
Why would you stay if there's no more of your own people?
I mean, all these people have English passports.
They're not even foreigners. I, Tristan Tate, used to work here for a few months, putting things on shelves, filling the shelves up in his shop.
A man of my intellect.
Stacking shelves of champagne.
England has not always been a failed society.
There are some nice things in every English town.
So here we are in Luton and I'm about to take you to a nice place in Luton because they do exist.
But this building I think is over 300 and something years old and people Built this house back before England was a failed society, so now it's a hotel.
So we're gonna see.
Speed bumps on this fricking car.
I know rental cars don't care.
Not my car, not my problem.
I can't fag it.
This was something that was built back when England was the greatest nation on Earth.
of the universe.
you Now of course, England is famously a show.
But before England was a show, somebody built this as his house.
And then he passed it down the various generations of his family, and one guy in his family got into debt, and ended up having to sell the estate, which is now bought by a hotel company, and then he killed himself in this house.
That's a true story.
Saw the plaque where the policeman was stabbed to death.
Saw the war memorial of all the men who fought and died for nothing.
Walked through the mall.
Failed society.
So you've been gallivanting all day, haven't you?
What's your plan? He must have called the police to go there.
And now they're going there to find out what the problem is.
And the problem is me.
And I'm leaving. See ya!
Morons. Idiots.
We were taking pictures and some guy said, stop taking pictures.
I said, call the police. And the police turned up and just drove straight past me.
And they're gonna go up to the front and go, what's the problem?
Oh, there's another car. Sorry, officers.
Oh, we're here. Some guy was taking pictures.
Well, he's gone now. What a waste of police time.
Jesus.
Failed for signing!
So what do you think? Is Mike going to do it?
One bowl of soup. Mike, I understand you can't eat one bowl of soup.
Then your G.
This is your chance.
To redemption.
To redemption, yeah.
Finish the bowl without taking hours of a pussy.
Just eat it normally.
And you can be a better person.
This is the first pepper soup ever.
The future is in power.
You have to learn.
One bowl of soup. There are bones in the meat, so pick the bones out.
Just try some of the...
Boss first. Okay, thank you.
I'm happy.
Far down.
In the old times.
Mm-hmm.
I know you're Boris.
I know you.
One bowl of soup, bro.
Cheers.
What's this? It's made of only spices.
It's called pepper soup.
It's made of peppers. Andrew believes in you.
I think you're a punk.
One bowl of soup separates being a boy from being a man.
Me and Andrew used to eat this before every kickboxing fight.
Yeah? Okay.
It gives you power.
It is actually, no, if you're sick, it cures you.
Now you see when Romanians tell me something spicy, why I laugh at them.
Because it doesn't exist.
It's fake news.
Romanians watching this won't understand, because they've never tasted anything like it.
And they eat these, they enjoy it.
It's good for you. It makes you strong.
I enjoy it. I'm actually quite enjoying it.
But it's killing me right now.
It'll fix your cold and it'll give you energy.
An hour from now, I'm being serious.
It's not a joke. An hour from now, tell me if you feel tired.
It's like taking cocaine. It's crazy.
An hour from now, you're going to feel like really awake and energetic.
You should eat it before training. It gives you power.
For real. You've got control.
That's a secret, right? How do you not have sex with so many women, Mike?
Years of pepper soup. Are you enjoying it?
White boys. It's from Romania.
We're trying to teach him.
It's spicier at the bottom.
The bottom here? Yeah, because the spices are at the bottom.
Alright, smell the spices sink here.
Ha ha ha.
Oh my God.
Yo.
When I used to eat it, I ate all the meat first, all the chunks of meat first, and I drank the broth at the end from the bowl.
It's pain in his face.
This is what London has instead.
What the fuck is wrong with this country?
It's literally people who will stab you.
It's a failed society. It is a failed society.
So, here we are, in the great city of London.
Hell on earth. Worst city that there is.
I cannot believe anyone would leave Bucharest and come to live and work here.
It's cold. It's August and I'm cold.
Looking at everyone, everyone looks like a drug addict or scumbag.
I have to watch my back, keep my fist clenched in case someone comes out of the way and stabs me.