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Fucking Questions Annoy Me
00:03:17
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| I don't like being questioned. | |
| I'm out. | |
| As a man, I don't get questioned. | |
| Like, my girlfriend sometimes goes, what are you up to? | |
| Or where are you? | |
| Or what are you doing? | |
| And sometimes I'll tell her. | |
| Like, I'll make fun of her. | |
| I'll say, I'm only going to tell you what's going down if you're behaving yourself. | |
| If you give me any kind of attitude in the last two weeks, I don't answer policing questions. | |
| You don't need to know about me. | |
| I'm a stallion. | |
| I'm rogue. | |
| Where are you? | |
| Hey, what are you up to? | |
| The fuck's it got to do with you? | |
| Are you about to put money in my bank? | |
| Do you need to meet me to hand me cash? | |
| Because if not, why the fuck does it matter to you where I am and what I'm doing? | |
| I'm just being polite. | |
| You ain't being polite. | |
| Trying to intrude on my fucking life. | |
| You can ask me something else like, how are you so sexy? | |
| You want to know something. | |
| How are you so fucking smart, Andrew? | |
| Why is your dick so big? | |
| Ask me that. | |
| Don't be asking me what I'm up to. | |
| If you want to see me, say I want to see you. | |
| So, I don't like questions in general. | |
| But what I hate most are pointless questions, and what you'll see a lot, and people don't notice this shit, because people go through life in a daze of moronity, where they just watch the Kardashians and listen to Coldplay, and they're in a little fucking daze of, I'm stupid, and tomorrow I get to meet with my aunt for dinner, and I'm excited, and they're just... people are fucking lame. | |
| But if you're cerebral enough to listen to the words people say to you, nine times out of ten, the questions they ask you are bullshit. | |
| How are you? | |
| Fine. | |
| I'm dying. | |
| I forgot to tell you I have leukemia. | |
| You don't care. | |
| But even worse than that, because that's obviously a general one, the other day I was eating some KFC. | |
| I eat KFC because real G's eat KFC. | |
| McDonald's is bullshit. | |
| Burger King, you get a big-ass Whopper. | |
| KFC, fried chicken. | |
| Fucking McDonald's. | |
| You can have a fillet of fish burger. | |
| Bullshit for homos. | |
| knows. So I was eating my KFC with a G. Anyway, some dude I know, we're in the mall, he walks by, I tell you, yeah, fine. Started with the first pointless question, sits down, goes, what's that? | |
| I had like one of these new star-shaped KFC things. He goes, what's that? I said, oh, it's KFC. He goes, yeah, but what is it? I said, it's a Crunch Wrap Supreme. | |
| He goes, oh, right. He's like, does that make you feel any better? Have I enlightened you? | |
| Do you now have a better understanding of what is in front of you? | |
| You knew it was a tortilla full of bullshit. | |
| That's what you- That's all you knew before I told you Crunch Wrap Supreme. | |
| And that's all you know since I told you Crunch Wrap Supreme. | |
| Doesn't mean anything. | |
| Why ask me? | |
| Like, if you wanted one, you could have gone to the KFC and looked on the fucking top like I did and pointed at the fucking square thing. | |
| You just wanted to fucking ask me things. | |
| To piss me off. | |
| You came this close to having a jaw broken. | |
| Crunchwrap Supreme. | |
| Ask me fucking stupid questions. | |
| Or, who you with? | |
| I hate that the most. | |
| I'm out with my boys. | |
| Who? | |
| You don't know them. | |
| Yeah, but who? | |
| Dylan. | |
| Do you feel better now I've said a name? | |
| You don't know who they are. | |
| I could say Dylan or Mike, Oscar. | |
| Who gives a shit? | |
| You don't know who these people are. | |
| If I say you don't know them, why are you asking me who? | |
| If I give you a name, you go, oh, alright, okay. | |
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Let's Troll Tate
00:01:15
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| How does that improve your knowledge on any level? | |
| Garbage. | |
| Pointless questions. | |
| And if you start to actually think about it, at least 50% of the questions that are asked to people are inane bullshit. | |
| I hate... I fucking hate it. | |
| I can't stand it. | |
| I'll be sitting there watching TV. | |
| Oh, are you tired? | |
| Why? | |
| Maybe I am tired, but I'm not gonna sleep. | |
| Maybe I refuse to sleep for the rest of my life. | |
| If you want me to come fuck you, just say, come fuck me. | |
| Don't ask me stupid-ass questions. | |
| Now, I know what you motherfuckers are thinking. | |
| Let's troll Tate with pointless questions. | |
| Yeah, let's ask him pointless stuff. | |
| Who are you with? | |
| Let's send him an email. | |
| It's not funny. | |
| Take shinkai.net. | |
| The products on there, every single one of them is absolutely top quality. | |
| We have the PhD course which is guaranteed to change your perspective and change your dynamics with women. | |
| If you want more women, get the PhD course. | |
| My fitness program, I don't go to the gym. | |
| I stay in perfect condition with 30 minutes of exercise a day from home. | |
| The fitness program allows you to stay in shape without messing around, without driving to the gym, in the comfort of your own home for 30 minutes a day. | |
| The chess program. | |
| You need to understand why chess must be mastered. | |
| If you don't understand, watch the chess video. | |
| As for the t-shirts, mugs, everything else, there's nothing better than walking around with a Tate t-shirt on and everyone knows you're not a bitch. | |