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Why Quit Alcohol?
00:02:13
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| I drink alcohol. | |
| I I drank alcohol through my entire fight career. | |
| I drank alcohol when I was a world-level athlete. | |
| To this day, I drink alcohol. | |
| I drink vodka because I think it's fun sometimes. | |
| In fact, many times I quit alcohol. | |
| I'm getting older now, so I do get hangovers and shit. | |
| I'm thinking, what the fuck am I drinking for? | |
| It's stupid. | |
| But you just end up drinking, don't you? | |
| My brother has a saying. | |
| He goes, we'll drink some G&Ts and bang some threes. | |
| Sometimes they're fours, but whatever. | |
| But you always end up drinking alcohol. | |
| And you meet people who don't drink. | |
| When you drink often enough, you meet people who don't drink. | |
| And I have nothing against people who don't drink. | |
| If you had like a drinking problem in the past or you don't want a fun life, then fair enough, don't drink. | |
| But if you're going to not drink and pretend to me your life is as fun as when you did drink, then you're dishonest. | |
| You can say, my life is less fun, but I still don't drink alcohol. | |
| That's fine. | |
| I accept that. | |
| But to sit there and say, oh, I don't need to drink. | |
| I have fun without drinking. | |
| Then you're a fucking liar. | |
| Every time I meet one of these people who has fun without drinking, I think, fucking hell, I need to hang around with this person. | |
| This person has fun without drinking. | |
| They're permanently drunk. | |
| They're like, they must be hyper in their minds. | |
| They must be supercharged and they're permanently ready to do some fucking crazy adventure and wake up the next day in another country with no clothes on. | |
| This person must be amazing. | |
| But instead of being amazing, they're actually the complete opposite and they're just boring fucks who don't know what fun is. | |
| Of course you have fun without drinking if your idea of fun is shit. | |
| You have a shit life and you don't know what fun is. | |
| Every single time I've had fun while drinking, the kind of shit that went down is not the kind of shit I can put on YouTube. | |
| You guys who follow me on Twitter before they banned me again will remember my little rant of what happened in London when I ended up with crackheads and cocaine and girls fighting and that drug dealer hitting the guy with a stick. | |
| That was because I was drunk out of my fucking mind. | |
| I got drunk and I started hanging around these random people and shit went crazy. | |
| That doesn't happen when you're sober. | |
| It simply doesn't happen. | |
| Every single cool story I'm told begins with, I was drunk. | |
| I was high as fuck at the strip club. | |
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Why Fun Requires Drinking
00:01:31
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| And then. | |
| It doesn't start with, oh, I was enjoying my vegan smoothie, and then. | |
| Your life is just mundane, and you do mundane things, and you have no spontaneity, and nothing bad happens. | |
| You just have a normal, mundane, boring life. | |
| And because you still go to the club, along with the drunk people, you pretend you can have fun without drinking. | |
| You don't know what fun is. | |
| I know what fun is. | |
| Let me tell you something. | |
| It requires booze. | |
| I did, if you're watching this and you don't understand about what happened with the London rant, I did a little video summing it up before I got banned from Twitter. | |
| I tried to put it on YouTube and they removed it because it's not safe for YouTube because of the huge levels of cocaine. | |
| I don't do cocaine, but this dude I was with, he did fucking cocaine. | |
| So it's on the website, so check out tehshinkai.net. | |
| It'll be on there somewhere and you'll see my London adventure, my vodka-fueled London adventure video. | |
| And you can see what real fun is. | |
| And I challenge anyone who doesn't drink, who has fun, to come along with some kind of story like that. | |
| Take shinkai.net. | |
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| If you want more women, get the PhD course. | |
| My fitness program, I don't go to the gym. | |
| I stay in perfect condition with 30 minutes of exercise a day from home. | |
| The fitness program allows you to stay in shape, without messing around, without driving to the gym, in the comfort of your own home for 30 minutes a day. | |
| The chess program, you need to understand why chess must be mastered. | |
| And if you don't understand, watch the chess video. | |
| As for the t-shirts, mugs, everything else, there's nothing better than walking around with a Tate t-shirt on and one knows you're not a bitch. | |