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July 4, 2022 - Tate Speech - Andrew Tate
02:24
Tate on Cats
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I've done cats and dogs before so I shouldn't do cats again.
I was watching someone with their cat.
This is Teddy.
Okay.
When I lay on the floor, in my house, if I come in the house, all my dogs bum-rush me.
Like, my dogs, they try and sleep in my bed.
I have to hit them to keep them away from me.
If I lay on the floor and pretend I'm asleep, they try and wake me up.
Or they want to lay in the... Cats!
They don't give a fuck about you.
They don't care about you.
Liking a cat is essentially cuckery.
Cuckery is, I give a fuck about them and they don't give a fuck about me back.
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I love her so much.
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That is the same relationship you have with a cat.
A cat is not interested in you whether you live or die.
A cat doesn't care.
A cat's just gonna fucking go out and find something else to eat.
Out the window.
Like, Teddy.
Okay, this is your cat, Teddy.
How come I haven't seen him before?
Oh, most of the time he's out.
Then what's the fucking point in having him?
Live in fucking here!
He only turns up when he wants food and he tried to stroke it and it hissed at you.
He's a fucking horrible cunt.
Oh, it lets me stroke him sometimes.
Oh, sometimes.
So sometimes you can stroke him, sometimes you can't.
Let me tell you something, cat.
Let me tell you something, teddy.
You live in my fucking house and I'm buying you cat food and my whole fucking house stinks of cat shit because of your cat litter bullshit and you want to tell me I can't stroke you when I want.
You're going to be out of the fucking house forever.
I'm not a fucking cuck.
That's why I don't have a cat.
Cucks have cats.
Because if I had a cat, it'd have to fucking behave.
It wouldn't be trying to give me no fucking attitude because I ain't some little bitch who's going to sit there and love it.
Oh, my cat likes to let me stroke it sometimes.
Sometimes it doesn't, but it's okay.
I'm just going to go buy my cat a treat.
I'm not a fucking dork.
That's why I have dogs.
Like a man.
Fuck cats.
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