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Why Men Shouldn't Have Female Friends
00:03:35
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| A woman should never be your best friend. | |
| Now, I know most of you guys who watch my channel are not little beta pussyholes, but there are beta pussyholes out there who consider having women as friends. | |
| I think I've done a video on this before, but men and women shouldn't be friends anyway. | |
| The reason I don't have women as friends is because I interact with a lot of females, and the interactions are as follows. | |
| There's females who I do business with, etc., etc., who I very platonically know, and it's just like, yeah, hello. | |
| Very strict and to the point. | |
| We're not friends. | |
| It's just, you know, if I have to do business with someone, if I go into a store and there's a cashier and she's female, then it's just like, okay, yeah, bye, thanks, okay, bye. | |
| If I'm gonna sit and talk to you and give you my brilliant personality, it's for one of two reasons. | |
| I'm fucking you, or I'm trying to fuck you. | |
| That's it. | |
| I don't need female friends. | |
| I'm not interested in the things females are interested in. | |
| I don't see the point in having female friends. | |
| Any real G out there knows it's true. | |
| You got your girl or your girls who you're fucking. | |
| You got the girls who you're trying to fuck. | |
| And there ain't really room for that chick. | |
| Well, I don't want to ever fuck him. | |
| I just want to sit here and talk shit and waste his time and he can buy me dinner. | |
| No, I don't need female friends. | |
| No. | |
| If I tell a girl we're going to fuck and she goes, I don't want to fuck you, I'll say, OK, well, we don't even talk anymore. | |
| What the fuck are we going to talk about now? | |
| We ain't going to fuck, so what are we going to talk about? | |
| Vampire diaries? | |
| Get the fuck out of here. | |
| So I don't have female friends. | |
| But the worst thing about having female friends is girls can't fight. | |
| I say this and people laugh. | |
| People are like, oh, what the fuck do you mean girls can't fight? | |
| Your boys, your friends, are your soldiers. | |
| You're out here on the mean streets. | |
| There's been 1,200 stabbings in London so far this year. | |
| Fuckin' you go anywhere around the world, there's people out to get you. | |
| There are people out to kill you. | |
| And you're rollin' with some chick? | |
| What the fuck is that? | |
| If I'm rollin' with my girlfriend and shit goes down, it's my job to protect her. | |
| So, fine. | |
| But if I'm rollin' and she's just my friend, well, it's not really my job to protect her. | |
| She ain't suckin' dick. | |
| Well, I'm gonna get punched in the face and she won't even suck dick. | |
| No thank you. | |
| So she ain't sucking dick. | |
| So that puts me, I see us as equal. | |
| We're friends, we're equal. | |
| So we're about to get jumped by these 10 guys, Lucy. | |
| What kind of combat moves do you know? | |
| How much can you bench press, bitch? | |
| Because we're about to fucking fight. | |
| Women are not combat ready. | |
| So if you're running through the world with a bunch of chicks, what are you gonna do when shit goes down? | |
| Now if you're sitting out here going, well I don't actually get jumped because I'm a... | |
| If you don't get jumped, you're probably living a boring ass life. | |
| If you live like me and you rock up in countries in a Lambo, go to the club, spend 20 grand on champagne, walk out with some fucking 10 out of 10, fuck the bitch silly. | |
| If you're doing the shit I'm doing, you get resentful dudes come for you. | |
| If you're living a life worth living and you're getting paid and laid, sooner or later, you're going to get jumped. | |
| Now, if you think it's cool to have your best friend as some chick, you're going to regret that shit when you eat a left hook and she's running away. | |
| Look, if I eat a left hook, I don't go down easy. | |
| My brother will fucking come in, we'll be fighting back. | |
| Fucking many countries in the world, I carry a gun. | |
| You wanna shoot at me, we pop back. | |
| You got a chick rolling with you side by side, you are not combat ready. | |
| You are combat ineffective. | |
| And you think it's worthwhile because of the friendship. | |
| Because she tells you, she's really fun to talk to. | |
| You ain't gonna be talking much at all when your jaw's broken, you little bitch. | |
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Why PhD Friends Aren't Combat Ready
00:00:33
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| Take shinkai.net. | |
| The products on there, every single one of them is absolutely top quality. | |
| We have the PhD course, which is guaranteed to change your perspective and change your dynamics with women. | |
| If you want more women, get the PhD course. | |
| My fitness program, I don't go to the gym. | |
| I stay in perfect condition with 30 minutes of exercise a day from home. | |
| The fitness program allows you to stay in shape, without messing around, without driving to the gym, in the comfort of your own home, 30 minutes a day. | |
| The chess program, you need to understand why chess must be mastered. | |
| And if you don't understand, watch the chess video. | |
| As for the t-shirts, mugs, everything else, there's nothing better than walking around with a Tate t-shirt on and everyone knows you're not a bitch. | |