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I always wanted to be in court when they said that all rise.
And see if I could have an erection when the judge said that.
And just kind of laughed to myself.
What's up, you little skittle liquors?
I feel honored to be here with you today.
And happy day to you.
And I am, I got a lot to share.
And I'm sure you do.
So we'll get into it.
I just shaved.
You know, I can't, I'll be honest with you.
I can't shave with a shirt on.
I can't do it.
I see people, you know, and not in real time.
I don't watch men shave.
And I'm not saying there's nothing wrong.
If you do, I don't.
You know, I've only ever seen men shave on a commercial.
But I realize about myself, I can't shave with a shirt on.
I shave shirtless.
I shave shirtless, and I think my dad shaved shirtless.
You know, my dad, when I met my dad, he was a senior citizen, and he was damned.
And that's as much citizen as you can get.
That's full citizen.
And his body, he had like a senior body.
He had that old body.
You know, he had kind of baby tits, really, baby.
He had white skin.
Because all the color, I think, had grown out of his skin.
And he had a couple moles, I think.
Could have been nipples, I don't know.
He could have had moles or nipples.
But I remember he would shave shirtless, and I would see him do it.
And I thought, you know what?
He's doing that the right way.
Let's go.
Here we go, little Robert Finley.
Get it while you can.
Take it, Bobby.
Come on, Bobby.
Come on.
Get it while you can.
Wrap it up in bacon.
Still in here, play.
Come on.
You may not arrive in a mail bar.
You might take a move in vain.
But you gotta take it when you can get it.
And get it when you can.
You got to take it when you can get it.
You got to get it when you can.
And he don't cut corners verbally.
Does Bobby Finley right there?
And damn, I can't get my damn got too much on.
I got a hat.
Hold on.
Sorry, I got a hat and I got a hat and my specs.
And my shades.
Got a lot on.
Got a lot on here today.
And I don't need those volume enhancers, the earphones right now.
Good to be here with you today.
And yeah, you got to take it while you can get it.
You know, and that's life.
Life is a serving each day.
You get a serving of life.
And you can accept it.
You can try and digest it properly.
You can reject it sometimes.
You know, sometimes I'll starve.
Life will be right in front of me, but I will starve.
I will say, you know, I'm going to be alive, but I'm not really going to accept this day.
I'm not really going to take this bad boy on.
I'm not really going to have this as a meal today.
And I'll do that a lot.
I'll say, nah, I ain't eating.
I ain't eating today, life.
I don't want any.
I don't need any.
I'm off the clock today.
What's going on?
I had a nice, I know I'm late on this weekend.
I tried to do the episode yesterday.
I wasn't feeling good.
And I couldn't do it.
I couldn't do it.
So I didn't do it.
I probably should have just went ahead and did it.
But I wanted to try and be in a little bit better headspace.
Oh, I saw Dustin the Diamond Poirier this past weekend.
He was out here in the Central East.
He was doing a meet and greet and meeting people that love fighting and love watching people fight on television and on illegally streamed fights or, you know, wherever they watch fights.
So that was good, man.
We had a nice time, went out with him and his wife, and you know, it was funny, man.
We went to a bar afterwards, and you know, there was just a couple people in there, and they didn't know who Dustin was.
They didn't know about fighting.
And so they're talking to him about, I don't know, tennis or something.
I just, and it just, man, you can't be, you can't have the diamond right there, the champion, baby, you know, that French champ.
You can't have him right there and be talking about tennis.
Be talking about monopoly.
You can't be sitting in heaven and talking about Hardys.
And that's what these people were doing.
And it just made me laugh.
But, man, we had a great time.
Man, we had so much fun.
His wife is so funny.
We just had a good time, man.
And, you know, we talked about life and a little bit about, you know, just what was going on in our lives.
And it was good to catch up.
And it was nice to be amongst friends.
Oh, I'll tell you this.
You know, I've told this story before that there was a man, when I was growing up, there was a man named Don, big Don, Blankenstein, and he was a pool man.
And he'd come over and do the pool, you know, treat the pool and clean the pool.
And, hell, he used to even, he'd get a little scoop and taste it.
Make sure the kids were, you know, pissing well, I guess.
I have no idea.
But, you know, when I used to work on this farm in the summer, Big Don would roll over there and he was a big fella.
You know, he'd probably about 300 pounds.
And this is back when 400 pounds would kill you.
Now people could go 600, 700 pounds, and it's not really killing them out of the gate.
But back then, it was three, you go three, four hundred, you know, that would kind of kill you.
But now with modern medicine, people can go up to 600 and they're alive for at least a couple months or years like that.
You know, they're not going to see many WrestleManias, but they'll see a couple.
But Big Don came one summer I was back there working on this farm and the people I worked for had a pool and this man comes in the gate and he's real thin, real lean fella.
You know, just looked like a regular fella, like a librarian man.
So you know what I'm talking about, kind of a little bit of glasses, maybe, you know, had hands, like workers' hands, like he'd been turning the pages of books, but heavy books, you know, real heavy paper.
I'm talking 300-pound test paper.
And I said, who is this man?
You know, I didn't know who this man was looking at the pool.
I'd only seen Big Don.
And so my thought was that, you know, Big Don had passed on.
That weight, his life had caved in under that weight and that weighted one, you know.
But the truth was that Big Don had lost the weight.
He got the stomach surgery where they staple your stomach directly to the ass, you know, so whatever you eat comes, I mean, it's, I mean, damn, some things you eat them, they come out cleaner out the back.
You know, your body will just wash it out, whatever it is.
You have four carrots, them bitches is cleaned out.
You know?
You eat a dirty squash and damn, next thing you know, you clean squashing, you know, right out there in your underpants.
You got four freshly clean squashes in your unders.
And that was Big Don had that capability.
I felt like, you know, that maybe he got that surgery.
And I didn't know that Big Don had got the surgery, but he got it.
And so this man's wandering around the pool and I didn't realize it was him.
He's talking to me like we're friends, you know, because me and Don are friends.
And suddenly I'm like, holy damn, that's Don.
Damn, that's Don.
And it was, man, he got the surgery.
And he was just a new man, you know, he was just different.
He was different.
But anyway, I tell you that story because the other night I'm out with the diamond and I'm out with his wife and we're out and about and there was a guy who had had the surgery.
He'd had the, you know, the defatten or whatever it's called.
I don't know what it's called.
Where they just, you know, you show up his meal and freaking leave out his veal.
You know, they freaking, they clean you down.
They wash you, oh, wash me down.
They clean you down, baby.
And Big Don had had it.
And so, anyway, there's this guy at the bar and he had had it, I guess, but he had this, he like kind of moved his arm.
He still moved like he was four or five hundred pounds.
But he was about 210 pounds now.
And he still, he would kind of put his hands out on his stomach like he had ghost belly.
You know what I'm talking about?
Where somebody just like he had just, he would, he was still kind of like down by the river, you know?
But he was a lean man.
It just, so it was just funny how you can have things from the past that will still take shape in your life, you know.
That was interesting to me, just how you could have things from the past that will still rule the way you behave, even if they're gone.
I mean, so much so this man was walking through the crowd and saying, excuse me, excuse me, sorry.
Anybody I know where I can get a, you know, a triple XL shirt, just saying old shit, just having flashbacks of fat and of that weight and of that extra.
And it was just interesting to watch.
It was like, it's funny, even though we change sometimes, some of the things we just still hold on to, you know, and God bless Big Don, and God bless anybody that's on that journey.
You know, that's trying to get rid of something, whether it be something, some of their body or some of their brain or some of their just something, trying to let go of a memory or of a piece, of an appendix.
You know, we all got some kind of appendixes sometimes, and sometimes they're in our body, sometimes they're in our brain, sometimes they're, you know, they come in all types.
They come in all types, man.
Both of those stories, like about, you know, how we take on life and how we accept it each day.
And if I choose to live it, and how I have things in my life that, you know, like how I carry extra baggage, extra weight, whether it's in my body or in my brain, we all have some type of gristle that's running on us.
And it can gum up the works, you know, and I've seen, I mean, I've seen the happiest people in the world, you know, have big body types.
And then I've seen the unhappiest people in the world have lean body.
You'll see a skeleton and that thing will be damn miserable, you know.
And I've always wished they had real, real, real mannequins.
Every mannequin you see looks like you can't find a shirt that fits anybody because a mannequin, you know, they just, they don't wear, I want to see that mannequin with that hunchback, you know, who was in a mowing accident, you know, who was doing a push mower and got hit by a damn meteorite, you know, on a downhill.
And so they're not doing well, you know.
They got that 710 split around the L5S1, you know, they got that damn, they got that S curve on the spine, you know, they're not doing super great.
I want to see that mannequin or that beer belly mannequin.
Where is that guy?
You know?
Or where's that mannequin with that shoulder mole?
You know what I'm saying?
And he got that damn, you know, that baby button.
Sometimes if you have somebody shirtless in your family around a baby and that person have a big mole on them, the baby will hit it.
You know?
That was easy.
You know what I'm saying?
The baby will just, that's that baby button, baby, a decent mole.
But anyway, I want to tell you about an experience that I had, man, a new type of therapy that I just went and tried.
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I mean, God, that's a bait and switch, isn't it?
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They take it away.
You'll see somebody 36 years old just cornrowing some of their skin or just, I saw a brother the other day, he'd drawn some cornrows onto his head, bald-headed guy.
You'll know, or sometimes you'll see a brother, he'll have just, he didn't even get real hair put in his hair.
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So I want to tell you guys, you know, I've been feeling good for a long time.
And, you know, I know I kind of share that on here sometimes.
And sometimes I don't want to share it because I don't want to be like a Debbie Downer.
I don't want to have self-pity.
You know, it's kind of like if a man only has one leg, he don't say it all the time.
You know?
And sometimes he'll have a good attitude.
He'll joke about it.
He'll have a little sign on his good leg say, my other leg is a ghost, you know, or something.
You know, you'll see somebody.
You know, sometimes you bring a sense of humor to a knife fight, you know.
And that's okay.
That's all ways that we do things.
It's ways that I do things anyway.
But yeah, man, I just, the past year and a half, I just have not been feeling really good.
And I've been trying to battle it.
You know, I go to my recovery meetings.
That's been trying the past couple months.
You know, it's been tough.
It's been tough throughout COVID to stay heavy on the meetings and to go and, you know, and just to find, to get commitment and to get people to meet up in real time.
And so anyway, man, recently I decided to try ketamine therapy.
And, you know, I was a little scared about it.
I'm still a little bit scared.
I've gone to two services of it.
And some people are thinking, look, it's not some guy in like a in a, you know, in the back of a U-Haul doing it where, you know, you don't bring glow sticks to it and shit like that.
Even though that'd be great if I showed up with glow sticks.
And some little dust Muppet side piece, you know, some little girl named Biscuit Door, you know, and she's out there wearing baby jewelry and just smelling like dirt, talking about electric disco or whatever.
That'd be so great if the next time I go where I get a tongue piercing with one of those with like one of those glow stick tongue rings in it.
But that's not it, man.
It's like it's a therapy.
You go and they infuse ketamine into you.
There's a therapist in the room and you do therapy.
The first time you go, you just do therapy.
And then the subsequent times, it's six sessions.
You go and you they infuse you with ketamine through intravenous.
And then you just talk and you talk about what's going on.
And it's supposed to take away your ego so you can discuss things that are bothering you behind your day-to-day brain.
And yeah, you know, so anyway, so that's where I'm at, man.
I'm trying it right now and I'm really excited.
I'm hopeful about it.
You know, it's kind of exhilarating.
It's kind of scary.
The place is real professional and they make you feel real comfortable that I've been going.
And what else?
I'm still meeting with my regular therapist.
I'm still going to my recovery meetings.
What else?
You know, I didn't have a lot of sober time on the table to so, you know, some people will say, oh, well, that's, you're not sober anymore.
This, That's fine.
I'm not, at this point, I'm worried about just trying to feel just trying new ways to get better and to feel better.
And, yeah, and so I'm just hopeful, man.
It was really kind of scary.
Like the first session, man, we did.
And, man, I just started literally just bawling crying, you know.
Just tears running out of my face.
Like, I mean, just like they were trying to get into America from another country.
I mean, just groups of them.
They had big tears, sneaking little tears.
I mean, there was a lot going on, you know.
And we started talking.
We started talking about my dad.
Man, I hadn't really thought about my dad that much.
And, you know, I don't have a ton of memories of my dad, really.
I was just getting old enough to be a human when he was losing his humanity, you know, as he got older on his way out, you know.
And so we were just like, you know, like dogs passing in the park, you know.
You know, a quick sniff at the ass, but we kept, you know, but we just had, you know, we never threw the frisbee, you know, we never, you know, we know, you know, it was just, that's kind of what it was.
And I'm not saying it like a Debbie Downer.
I'm just kind of sharing one of the things that we talked about in the therapy was just about like I'd never gotten to tell my dad how much I loved him.
You know, I never, I had all this love for my father that I never got to put it anywhere.
And so we talked about that in the therapy.
And what else?
Just talking about some other things that have really been bugging me, man.
I've just felt really agitated easily.
I felt a lot angrier than usual, man.
And I'm just interacting with people that I care about sometimes in an angry way and it makes me not feel good.
You know, it's like being in a...
You know, I've talked about it before about Halloween when you're in like a scare mask.
You know, when you in a when you wolfing or whatever and you wolfed out with a headpiece, with a mask on.
And you got that bad cat fucking you got that bad cat death sock on your head, baby, that, you know, that costume, that mask.
And sometimes when you're looking out of the mask, you can see out of the mask.
You see normally.
It's your eyes looking.
But the people that see you, if a child sees you, he gets scared.
You know, he'll drop his damn baby Ruth's, bro, and go hug his stepdaddy or whoever's with him.
You know?
And so anyway, so that's what it's like sometimes.
That's what it's felt like for me sometimes in the past year is just kind of anger.
And I don't know what I'm angry about.
And I'm tired of not knowing.
And so I'm just trying to get, I'm trying to figure it out.
And so anyway, that's what's going on, man.
And I just noticed that I was, like, other people I noticed where I just, I'm not interacting with people the way that I want to be in like a loving way.
And I'm desperate for that.
You know, that's the part of life that I like to devour every day, really.
You know, and I felt like I was doing well with it for a while, and then it's been tougher as of late.
And I know there's a lot of stuff in the world that's making people angry and making people feel dilapidated in their spirit.
You know, there's a lot of like America that's been, you know, a lot of the fabric of our society, I feel like, is being unwoven by the media and by, I don't know, just people just want to dismantle a lot of tradition and a lot of like things that make you feel like you're part of a society.
You know, everything is constantly challenged.
And in society, it was always what I felt like I was in.
You know, I felt like I was in this, you know, this calendar, this world.
You know, there's just certain little systems of the day and of the week and of life that go on that make you feel like you're part of something.
And I think during the disease, I think during the disease, a lot of that stuff has gone, is kind of, you know, well, a lot of it's been impossible to spend time over.
And as well, a lot of media has just attacked everything.
You know, every place you turn, they're attacking some piece of something that meant that even if it was a business or anything, that it meant something to you, it felt like.
And that's okay, because I know different things mean different things to different people, but I think some of that anyways probably led to some of my angst and some of my uncomfort.
And I'm sure a lot of people can relate to that and how to not be angry and express my anger, where to express it and how to express it as an adult because I'm an adult.
So anyway, I didn't mean to get all heavy with that kind of stuff, but I'm just willing to try.
I'm healthy.
I'm willing to try things that are unique experiences.
And so that's what I'm trying right now with this ketamine therapy and ketamine solution.
So one of my buddies, I told him, he's like, so damn, dude, you just Been doing drugs all day, and I said, No, man, no, man.
You know, it's kind of exhausting, a little bit emotionally exhausting.
But I'm hopeful about it, man.
I'm hopeful that it, I don't know, I'm just willing to try it.
I'm willing to try different things, baby.
You know, I'm like that Lewis and Clark.
I'm that emo nemo, baby.
I'll fucking, I'll swim out in the deep, dog, to get a worm, baby.
Boy.
So that's where I'm at.
I just wanted to let you guys know what was going on.
But I just haven't enjoyed some of the ways of my own behavior.
And sometimes I feel like I'm inside of myself looking out of the holes of a shape that I don't even recognize sometimes.
And I'm not being extra hard on myself.
I know I am.
That's one of the things that we're also going to try and talk about in this therapy is why I'm so hard on myself.
And, you know, and just expectations, judgment, just all these things.
I'm just, you know.
I feel like sometimes like I'm a Wi-Fi and I have these open browsers spinning and I can't even see them anymore.
You know, and they're just different weird browsers that have been open for decades in my head.
And one of them could be somebody selling a peanut butter or a banana.
You know, or somebody, one of them could be a damn advertisement for draft kings or something.
You know what I'm saying?
You just don't even know.
One of them could be that cat playing the thing.
But you don't know they're open because you're trying to focus on a different page and do life.
So I don't know.
I'm just out there, man.
I'm out there.
That's where I'm at.
But I just wanted to let you guys know what was going on and try and share a little bit about how I'm feeling.
And yeah, that's it, man.
That's it.
I don't feel...
I just feel hopeful.
I don't feel like I'm...
So anyway, that's what's going on, bro.
And lady.
And everybody.
We got some great calls that came in.
Oh, I realized the other day one of my pet peeves is if somebody has a toilet seat that won't go straight.
It won't stay up.
You ever get that?
So you in there, you toileting.
You know, you in there, you captain toilet.
Bro, when I get in the bathroom, I'm captain toilet, dog.
I'm captain toilet.
When I get in there, this me and this is my vessel.
And so if right out the gate, the thing, you know, that gate, that piss gate keeps coming down.
And it's weird.
It's like your urine is trying to get into Guantanamo Bay or something.
It just, you know, I start streaming and that thing slowly start coming down.
But who is selling toilets where the seat doesn't stay up?
And who's buying them?
You got to test drive.
You got to test drive that booty vessel, baby.
You got to test drive that big that big urine gullet, baby, because that thing will, I mean, a good toilet will do everything but suck you off.
And you know that.
Praise God.
And I'm sorry for talking like that today.
All right.
What else we got?
We got some great calls that came in.
You know, I got a new tour that's going to be starting up in September.
The tickets will go on sale next week.
Very hopeful about that.
And what else?
That's about it, really.
So I want to let you know that you guys had some calls that came into the hotline.
And as always, the hotline is 985-664-9503, where you can check in and be involved and be a part of the show.
I left the AC on here today.
So if you hear something, it could be the AC.
But yeah, I'm hoping that this therapy or something in conjunction with the other therapy that I'm continuing to go to, you know, part of the ketamine therapy is that you also go to your own therapist between sessions.
So, yeah, so I'm hoping that it helps me, I don't know, just want to have a stronger communication with life on a day-to-day basis.
You know, and I know a lot of that has to do with having a higher power and an internal battle.
And I'm fighting on those fronts.
But, yeah, but that's it, man.
You know, I'm nervous, but I'm also excited.
So that's kind of where I'm at.
We had some calls.
You guys had suggestions for tour names that came in.
And I'm trying to think it's hard.
Because Dark Arts tour, man, I felt like we really did it well.
And if you came out to that, you really had, you know, you had a nice time.
So anyway, let's hear some options that came in.
Here we go.
Yo, Theo, this Woody G down here in Palm Beach, Florida.
Woody G. And that's after a name after if your penis hits that high note or even a flat.
You know, if you got that penis that shows up on that octave scale, baby, that's a Woody G. Let's hear more.
Out here cleaning pools, cement ponds, little kid piss patches.
Oh, yeah.
And dude, the weirdest thing I always thought, honestly, was the kid that got out of the pool to go inside and pee.
Why?
That was always the weirdest kid to me, that fella.
That's like, hey, I'm going to get out.
I'm going to dry off.
Then I'm going to go inside and pee.
Dude, pee in the pool, man.
Have another freaking hot Frank, bro.
And pee in the pool, huh?
Jeepers, man.
Onward, Woody.
I'm sorry for interrupting you, brother.
Praise God, baby.
Anyway, you asked for suggestions on the new name of your new special.
I think Let's Be Honest would be a great name.
Because Let's Be Honest, you the realest best comedian out there.
And that would be the best name for your new special, bro.
We love you, man.
Take care.
Gang, Woody.
Thanks, man.
That's sweet of you to say that, man.
I love you too, bro.
You know, and that's nice of you to think of me and to say something nice to me.
You know, that's just nice.
It's nice that you would call to say something nice.
Because usually people, sometimes they call you this.
They'll say something crazy.
They'll yell the N-word or something and they hang up.
So it's nice to hear something positive, bro.
Let's be honest.
That might be a good tour name or a good name for a special.
We're going to be shooting a special for Netflix over in Dallas, it looks like, in August.
But I don't know the dates yet.
I will let you guys know first when that goes on sale.
And Patreoners, you guys will get a first option too for some tickets, too.
So just letting everybody know those things.
But thank you for that.
Let's be honest.
Let's hear another one that came in.
This is Kyle from Napa.
What up, Theo?
This is Kyle in Napa, California.
You might know me as that guy that's too handsome to teach, brah.
I sent him a video to King the Steam while back.
Oh, yeah.
Now, you can't be too handsome and be working at a school, brother, I don't think.
It's just risky.
And you know what I'm talking about, some of you.
It's just too risky.
You can't be fine as hell and rolling up into a high school.
I don't care if you're 50 or 5. I just think you're clocking in with the devil.
That's what I feel like.
You're clocking in with the devil.
It's like when you bring sugar cubes into an old folks' home.
Some of them bitches can't have the sweet.
Some of them bitches can't have the sweet.
So when you roll in there like frickin' big Donnie sucrose, oh, you, I mean, some of these old ladies and old men, they'll let you hold a titty for a damn, you know, for two little, you know, for a damn half a dime worth of glucose, daddy.
That's just where they're at.
So it's just, and that's when you know, when you're clocking in for the devil, when you show up somewhere and you know that what you're doing, you tempting.
You tempting.
Let's hear more, baby.
I'm just sitting at my desk listening to some this past weekend about the show.
And one of your recent episodes, you said if you had some name ideas for your upcoming tour, to share them.
So I thought of three, just kind of thinking about it.
One, you bounced around a lot.
Obviously, you're in Nashville now living there.
So I thought of Namotital tendencies.
So instead of suicidal or homicidal, it's nomad because you're a traveler.
Namatidal.
Namatital tendencies.
I like it.
I think the word Namatidal is a bit, that could be challenging for some.
I'm going to say that.
Challenging for some.
Let's hear more.
Another one, you talk about beating the syndrome.
All right.
So if you have downs, they call it trifomy 21, or you can just be trifomy 20.9.
Okay.
Because I just cleared that hurdle, baby.
You know, I just cleared the Lord's hurdle, son.
And, you know, that is a risky jump.
That's a risky jump, man.
Because he beat it.
Didn't get quite to 21. Then that last one, I heard that song at 38 Special.
So I was like, why say when the bullet hits the bone when it could be when the mullet hits the bone?
Sure, whatever you come up, it'll be great.
If you ever come out here to the Bay Area in that California, I'll be front row of that show.
Can't wait to see you.
Wish you all the best.
Love the show.
Thank you, Kyle.
Thank you for the suggestion, sir.
Much obliged.
I think I'll tell you this.
I worked on a game show one time.
It was like a Chinese game show or something or Japanese.
No offense if anybody is Chinese or Japanese.
Actually, nobody's offended.
How in the fuck would I know?
I was 20 years old.
If you wanted me to know at 20 years old, if you were Chinese or Japanese, you would have needed to write Chinese or Japanese on you.
Or wear a neck brace or something to say Chinese or Japanese.
You know?
And I respect Japanese people, bro.
And I respect Chinese people.
It's China's a little bit definitely dicier.
You know?
If you want to gamble, but with your entrails and stuff like that, go over to China.
People are always like, we could wear masks forever, man.
They do it in China.
If you've been to China, it is most, everyone there seems very sad.
And they do not seem like individual people.
They seem like a group of migratory workers for some higher power that may be Samsung.
And I don't say that in offense to any Chinese people, but I do say that is exactly what I've seen.
So I'm going to say that, man.
And I've said that.
So that said.
What else, man?
Let's hear one more that came in.
Here we go.
What's up, Theo?
It's Ryan from here in Louisville, Kentucky.
I've tried making this video probably about 18 times, and I might try to make it another 12, but I don't know.
My insecure ass.
I feel you, man.
I do that all the time.
If I'm trying to do a nice smile for a lady or something on Instagrams, or if I'm sending a photo to somebody.
Even my own family, sometimes I'll try to make it look decent.
You know?
When, man, I wish, wouldn't it be great to feel comfortable enough just to put my feet forward, whatever they are?
Whatever my hoofs are, just to set them out in the sun.
Dirty and nasty, and nail polish and fail polish, whatever's on them, man.
Stains, anything, veins, anything, damn.
These are my steppers, baby.
This is what I've been walking with.
Sorry to get into that.
Let's go.
Moore, brother.
Thank you for calling and I understand.
I got a name for your upcoming tour.
Let me know what you think about it.
This past quarantine.
I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think, I don't think a ton about it.
I do not think a ton about it.
But I'm grateful that you sent it this past quarantine.
Actually, now it's growing on me now that I said it.
This past quarantine.
You know, I think it would be a good episode or a good, like, I think by the tour, if it's a year later, will people still be wanting to think about quarantine?
You know, that's what I wonder.
And then what if some people are, you know, mask, you know, real masked up?
I met a guy this morning.
Okay, I'm having breakfast somewhere at a damn egg deal.
And I went up, I thought this fellow was this man I knew named Ryan.
I went up to him and said, hey, are you Ryan?
He literally had to take off three masks.
It was like watching someone be indoors.
And then like, you know, you go to a ticket window, sometimes you're trying to talk to them and they can't hear you.
So they come out of the ticket and come out of the venue or whatever.
It was like that.
I had to wait for him to get this mask.
And then that one had a padlock.
He had to get the key from his buddy.
You know, then he had to, you know, then he had to push his fucking finger.
He hit a fingerprint man, the third one to unlock.
And finally, he's like, nah, my name's Shannon.
All right, all right, guy.
All right.
And I actually, as soon as I noticed he had three masks, I didn't even want to know him anymore, even if it was the guy I knew.
If it would have been Ryan, I would have said, you know what, Ryan?
I think we're good.
I think we're good.
Thank you for all the suggestions, you know, and I appreciate them.
And who knows?
One of those could be it.
And if I do, I'll reach out and discuss it with you before I just take your name.
We got a couple of videos that came in right here.
Let's see what some of this was and some decent material, visual material.
Oh, and this is a car jumping the Daytona Beach Bridge.
Yeah.
Let's go.
Let's go.
If you can't see, and you can't see it because this is verbally for some of you, they have basically, they have a bridge that closes.
One of those closing bridges.
And sometimes by like a river.
You know, I grew up for a while over there on Chufuncta River.
Down there.
I'm in St. Tammany Parish, Louisiana.
And they said that it got its name because the Chufuncta Indians named it.
And they got their name because one of them had taken a large rock and thrown it into some water.
River.
Multiple water.
And that's the sound it made when it went in.
And I always thought, man, how fascinating is that?
How much closer to the earth can you be than to be the octave or the audio remnant of the sound of a rock going into water?
I mean, damn, you on Mother Nature's tit, baby.
You doing full milk.
And so I always thought that was fascinating, that the rock could make when they threw it in the water.
And so that's what they named their tribe.
But anyway, they had one of these bridges where rich people, it would either, every half hour the bridge would open for boats to go through on weekends and every hour on weekdays.
So if you were driving, you had to stop and wait.
It was a couple minutes.
And then there was a rumor that rich people could get through whenever they wanted.
So I always hated that shit.
But God, always, this person in the video speeds through the little candy cane thing that tells you to stop.
You know, the little red and white stick or whatever, the stop stick.
This dude blasts right through it.
And then the ramp is going up.
So it's already, the road is separated.
The ramps are going up on both sides, the bridges.
And this guy jumps the first one and lands on the second one.
I mean, it's not a far jump, but I'll be damned if it isn't damn amazing.
And he makes it.
I mean, it's just starting to separate.
He just right through.
Bam!
He made air.
He had about almost a full second of air.
So amen to that guy.
And maybe that's where we're heading, where people start to do things themselves more.
You know what?
I'm late for work.
Oh, well.
You know, that's one thing I worry about, the fabric of our society being eroded sometimes.
And I'm not saying I'm right with some of my speculations.
I'm just, I don't know, over this whole thing, it started to feel like it doesn't matter what month it is.
It doesn't matter what the holidays are.
It's all, I don't know.
Some of that's just felt kind of defeating.
And I know there's ways to battle against that.
I'm not saying that I'm defeated or that we should feel defeated.
But some of those feelings have been adding, I think, just to me not feeling good.
But anyway, But maybe that's what relief people just creating new pathways, baby.
Creating new pathways, saying, look, this is how we do it now.
If you want to make the jump, if you want to be that bad boy, that Daytona Beach Bridge buster, then get out there.
Because this dude, whew, it's a wild trip.
And one thing that's interesting too about the ketamine therapy, they say it builds new pathways in your brain to help battle depression.
So sometimes with depression, you have a lot of old thought processes.
You know, your thoughts will travel the same roads.
They get scared to go on new roads.
You get stuck on these old roads and they got potholes and they got, you know, people probably fucking on the side and doing cocaine.
You know, not cocaine, but probably selling strawberries.
And you're like, damn, I'm not going over there again, bro.
I'm going to be full of fruit and fucked, you know, so I ain't doing it.
And so, but your thoughts keep going along those same roads.
Well, part of this therapy is supposed to make new bridges in your brain, synapses.
So it's interesting to see this bridge because that's what I feel like maybe I'm hopeful for.
I'm hopeful some of my thoughts say, you know what?
I'm going to try something new this time.
I'm going to try a new pattern.
Because I would love to be off of antidepressants.
You know, it's crazy to me that every day I have to take a pill.
I have to take a pill every day.
It's been 20 years now.
I have to take a pill.
What if you broke your arm?
You know, I've said this before, and if you broke your arm, if your arm didn't, you know, if your arm said, oh, fuck it, let's do another elbow, you wouldn't wear a cast for 20 years.
So the fact that 20 years ago I was feeling really bummed out about a relationship or something, and I went to a therapist and I'm still on the medicine they gave me.
That shit's trying, man.
That shit.
And it's hard to get off, man.
I'll take it.
I won't take it for two or three days and I get scared.
I won't take it for two or three days and I get scared.
You know, I'd love to be free of that, though.
And I'm sure a lot of people would.
Knowing that every day I have this one little thing, I can't just go out the door.
I got to go to whatever drawer, wherever my little medication is, and do my little deal and deal up.
And in college, I'll be honest, I used to snort them, bro.
I'd crack them bitches up and snort them, dog.
I'd be rolling around, you know.
I wouldn't even high, but I was doing lines of something, baby.
I was doing lines of feeling better, fam.
You know what I'm saying?
Praise God, dog.
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What else?
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Let's take a question here.
It came in from this lady right here, beautiful lady.
This is Nicole from Pittsburgh.
I have...
I have...
A question for you.
Actually, first of all, it seems like you've spent a lot of time in Pittsburgh.
You always have some comments that are very...
And that's true, girl, baby.
In Pittsburgh, I've been over there.
And that's where, you know, they had a lot of rumors about Cordell Stewart over there being Randy in the sand trap over there off of Shinley Park.
And being Randy and being nasty, mental men nasty.
And that's rumors.
I don't know anything about that.
And what else did I hear?
You know, they had, we went over to Shinley once and a couple men out there watering the bushes out there with their own body salt.
You know?
And we saw some stuff.
And I got Pink Eye over there as well.
So praise God.
Let's hear it.
Very accurate.
Second of all, since you've had the mullet for a long time, it seems like you are pretty on trend with hair and beauty.
So I was wondering, how long do you think it's going to last?
And what do you think is going to be the next big thing when it comes to hair, whether it be male or female?
Do you think everybody is going to shave their heads?
Do you think it's going to be a half and half situation?
Or do you think everybody's just going to have nice long hair?
Okay.
Well, I appreciate the question here, Nicole, or nice soul.
Here's what I will say, is that I will say that I have had this haircut long before anybody else had it.
Long before Riff Raff, long before Morgan Wallen, long before countless lesbians.
Okay.
Rihanna, everybody.
I will say I've had it long before.
And I think the trend, the next thing is going to be, I think, a shaved head, but with a cap of some sort that has an electrical field that comes out of it, like a hologram type of field, where you can create whatever hairstyle you want and upload it to your head.
So you can actually create something thick or thin or long or straight.
And I think that that's probably 30 years off.
No, I bet we're 15 years off from that, maybe less even.
But that's where I see hair going.
That's where I see.
I see hair going there.
With an actual skin, like a layer, a thing that you put onto your head and you upload your style.
So you could go Raggedy Ann.
You could go Raghead.
You could go, you know, thug, you could go banker.
You could go, you know, balding one day.
I mean, you could meet a girl one day and she's fine as hook.
And the next day she needs keeps.
So it could be anything as far as I bow.
Let's take another one that came in here.
Here we go.
Thank you guys for as always hitting the hotline, 985-664-9503.
And thanks for being a part of my life.
What up, Theo?
This is Brendan from Louisville, Kentucky.
What's up, Brendan, out there in Louisville?
And I brought a man I met off the street to a party once in Louisville.
And he robbed the place and broke out a window and ran off with people's purses.
Onward.
And I saw you back in 2019 live, and that shit was lit.
You killed it, brother.
But I wanted to know what you think about a certain situation going on in the Chili's world.
So I was bamboozled by the Chili's because there's a company called Just Wings.
And you order the wings, they deliver it to you, but you can pick it up.
So I go to pick up these wings at the location that was on there and it was a Chili's.
So they're running a little business out of Chili's, a side piece, side piece hustle.
What do you think about that?
They should just tell you, this is Chili's, and you're ordering wings from Chili's.
Not try to make some other company and then have the kitchen workers back there working all asses off.
Yeah.
And that's called the double up they're putting on you, Lance.
What's his name, Lance?
Brandon.
The thing they're putting on you is the double up.
They telling you it's a shake shack, but it's a Sherman's shrimp shuck.
Okay?
They telling you it's a Claire's boutique, but it's a Clarence's bagel barn.
Okay, they doubling up on you.
You know, that's secondary fooding also.
That's secondary fooding where they tell you it's Albert's ribs, but you roll up and it's a damn gas station.
You know, it's big al's petrol.
And they got a couple bitches out there huffing Dorales.
And that's the kind of shit you can't, you know.
They tell you one thing, they selling lemonade and you get over there and they got a wheelbarrow.
Like, bitch, what?
And you see somebody put a straw in a wheelbarrow, some guy who's high or something.
Some guy who doesn't care about his family.
And that's the kind of stuff that has to stop, man.
And that's suddenly you're on DoorDash or you're on Postmates or something.
You're on one of these apps and you see nine new restaurants in your town.
But all of them working out of a damn Casey's General or Dollar General out the back.
And you got a lady over there, big Brigitte or whatever, a Brigitte.
You know, I knew a girl once, she mispronounced her own damn name, said her name was Brigitte.
Bitch, you're Bridget.
Okay, you're Bridget.
Okay?
Brigitte?
She's like, oh, it's Brigadier.
Yeah, that's her name, Brigadier.
I love you.
Hi, I'm Brigitte.
You had to just have a JI person that rode around with her all the time.
Just hit her with those JITs.
Hi, I'm Briggs.
Hit her with one.
Hi, my name is Briggs.
Jitter, jitter, jitter.
But what I'm telling you is this here, man.
Yeah, you get a thing, you order something.
Somebody's selling Doritos or some kind of shit.
And it's a damn Sunoco.
Or it's a damn Hobby Lobby.
Bitch, Doritos ain't a hobby.
So that's where I'm at, baby.
Praise God, man.
What else, man?
We got some good calls that came in.
So I think just stay aware is what I'm telling you, Brendan.
Stay aware.
Okay?
And get your life together.
It is together.
Here we got a call right here that came in.
How can I help?
Yo, Theo, Tyler from Texas here.
Tyler from Texas, from Tyler, Texas, I'm guessing.
That would be unique.
I just had a quick question, man.
I know the last couple episodes you've been talking about your new house and me being someone who's wanting to buy one here pretty soon.
Do you have any tricks or tips or anything you think I should know before going through that process?
Anyways, love the show, bro.
Bring that special to Texas, the Lone Star State, baby.
We love you.
Many stars in that state, man.
You're one of them, Tyler, and thank you for the call.
Yeah, you know, I do have a suggestion when it comes to real estate.
You know, I find that on some deals, the agents make too much money, I feel like.
And if you're a real estate agent, you're not going to like hearing this.
But, you know, if it only takes you a day to find the place and it's 6%, 3 to each agent, if you're using an agent, then one suggestion, if you think it's a hot market, it's going to be easy for you to find, you could offer to the agent, hey, I'm only willing to pay 2%.
And some agents will say, okay, that's okay.
And if they say, no, I only work on 3%, then you can decide and do 3% if you want.
But if you only do 2% when you're buying, then that 1% can go back to your side of the balance sheet.
So you can save a little bit of money right there.
You know, that's one way to do it.
And it's a more ethical way to do it because otherwise you have to say to the agent, hey, you know, can we do 3%?
But you kick me back 1% and that's illegal.
That's illegality.
So that's one thing I think if you're looking for a spot that 2% offer the agent, hey, 2%, you know, because if you're going to buy a place that's $300,000, you know, that's $6, $6,6.
$6,660.
$618,000.
$6,66.
And they're going to split that each up 9 and 9, the agents.
So you get that cut.
So you get in there and cop that.
Then you'll get 3% back on your side because you're getting 1% back on your side.
So that said, I would just like to pay a 2% agent fee instead of 3%.
And I think sometimes if it's a, you'll find an agent that was willing to do it, you know?
And you can do it respectfully too.
It's just, hey, this is what I can afford right now.
This is what I'm willing to do.
And that's just my advice, suggestion.
And it's only because you asked, man.
And I could be wrong also.
But thank you, Tyler, for sending that in.
You know, we get a lot of suggestions on here for single moms that are submitted, and I want to thank you guys for submitting those.
If there's a woman you know in your world, without telling her, if you can, who you think would be a good nomination, could just use a little bit of help in some small gesture to do something fun with her kiddos, we would like to be a part of that.
And on behalf of myself and our Patreon supporters, that's what we try to do sometimes.
And we got a submission that came in right here.
Let's hit this.
What's up, Theo?
It's your boy Jason in Annapolis, Maryland.
We got Mother's Day coming up.
I know you were raised by a single mom out there role playing Santa.
I was raised by a single mom.
My mom was a bartender, and she's just the hardest working person I've ever met, strongest man in my life.
Amen, brother.
So in Honor Mother's Day, I just want to nominate my friend Katie for the single moms.
She's really great.
She has two kids.
Juliani, I think, is seven or eight.
And Colton just turned five yesterday.
Oh, I got a little nephew named Colton, man.
He's a good kid.
He has glasses on, too.
Onward?
We work together in a restaurant.
She does data entry for a lawn care service, and then she started her own business cleaning houses during these COVID times.
Amen.
So I thought this would put a big smile on her face and just really be great for Mother's Day.
And I thought it would honor my mom, too.
I'm always trying to do whatever I can just to honor my mom, too.
Amen, brother.
And I feel you there, man.
And that's sweet of you to say that.
Yeah, it's funny, the things we do to honor, you know, the little things we do in other ways in our lives to honor past experiences that we've had.
You know, that's really one of the beauties of human connection is I could have an experience that happened 10 years ago that was maybe that went well or didn't go well or whatever.
But I can solve that energy from that experience or I can share that energy from that experience.
The next time some similar environment shows up in my life, I can do it different.
I can do it new.
Or I can do it the same if it was great.
So I appreciate that, man.
I love your attitude here.
Let's see if we can't give Katie a call, man.
See what's going on with this beautiful broader here around Mother's Day.
Hey, Katie.
Hi.
Hey, what's up?
My name's Theo.
How are you today?
I'm doing good.
How are you doing?
I'm doing all right, I guess.
I could probably be doing better, but that's just who I am.
Okay.
You know?
How do you usually do, you think, on a 1 to 10?
On average, I'd probably say like a 7, I guess.
Oh, dang.
Okay.
Yeah, I do pretty good.
That's pretty decent, I think.
You live in where?
Where do you live at?
Glen Burney.
Oh, nice.
Where is that?
And who is that?
Glen Burney.
It's in Maryland.
So I don't even know you, but one of your friends, there's somebody named Jason that we do a thing on our podcast for single moms, and it's just like a fun thing.
I was raised by a single mom, and so he thought that he would recommend somebody that he admires who's a single mom.
And so he recommended you.
Oh, that was so sweet.
Yeah, it is pretty nice of him.
What's Jason like?
You can be honest.
Jason's funny.
I don't know if I can use bad words or not on here.
I've used a couple.
You can use two.
I think that's fair.
I don't think this one I can use.
It's kind of like a joke just between me and him.
Oh, it is?
Oh, he's a C-U-N-T.
I'll see you next Tuesday, they say it.
Exactly.
Yeah, he's a fun guy.
You know, we get along.
We both have kind of dirty senses of humor, I guess, or just evil, little, but not really evil.
Yeah, yeah, part-time evil.
I feel you.
Yeah.
PTE, I feel you there.
Well, yeah, he just recommended, he just like, you know, as long as we do something fun, like, so we just wanted to give you just a gift to do something fun with your kids.
We just wanted to send you $750 to go do something fun with the kiddos.
No way.
Yeah, it's not much, but we know it's something that you could go do something kind of nice.
God, that is so nice.
Well, you're really welcome.
What do your kids like to do?
They like to ride their bikes, play, get into trouble.
You know, typical kids.
Are they decent children?
He said one of them is named Colton and one of them is named Juliana.
Juliana.
Juliana, Spanish, huh?
Is she Spanish?
No.
My mom's name is Julianne.
Oh, that's cute.
Are you guys Italian?
Yeah.
We're Italian, German, Irish, just a little bit of everything.
Oh, yeah.
Somebody conceived on a boat right there.
That's something really that was conceived on a vessel, I think.
Yeah, one of my great-grandmom actually came over on a boat.
Oh, there you go.
That'll do it.
Yeah, I just thought it was really sweet that he thought of you.
You know, he must think pretty highly of you.
That is awesome.
I can't believe he did that.
He messaged me and he's like, you need to answer the phone, blah, blah, blah.
And I was like, I don't know what's going on.
Like, you never know what to expect with him.
He's a great guy.
Oh, that's cool.
Awesome.
That's so amazing.
Yeah, that's sweet.
Yeah, I'm glad.
So what do you usually like to do?
What would be something fun to go do with the kids?
You think, like, what's something fun with the summer coming up that kids like to do, I think?
The summer, maybe like an amusement park would be fun, like King's Dominion or Six Flags, this kind of thing.
Ooh, Six Flags is fun.
So that would be cool.
Or like a water park.
Yeah, water park's good too.
But that lot of pink eye at the water park, I feel like that's just me.
You know, maybe I've been at some naughty water parks, you know what I'm saying?
Dirty water parks.
I might have been to some seedy ones, bro.
I might have been to some late night water parks.
You know what I'm saying?
But that's really sweet.
And so do your kids go to school?
Yes.
Right now, because of COVID, they can only go two days a week.
So we do homeschooling three days.
I'm fortunate.
My mom helps me with their homeschooling while I work.
But yes, they're in school.
My son is in pre-K and my daughter's in second grade.
Oh, that's cute.
And what's something that you really like about each one of the kids?
Just so that if they ever watch us 30 years from now, that they'll have something nice to remember.
My son is hilarious.
He's just goofy, funny, but he's also very sweet.
Like he just wants to cuddle with me all the time and always tells me he loves me and I'm his best friend.
Oh, that's sweet.
Yeah, he knows how to play me.
Oh, okay.
So he's a little bit of a ladies, man.
He's starting with that main bird in the house, mom.
Oh, and then my daughter is just, she's very smart and helpful.
Like, she helps me with Colton.
You know, she'll pick out his clothes sometimes.
She'll, you know, wake him up.
And she's just anything I ask her to do, she will do it.
No lip.
Just, she's like just a good kid.
She's very good.
Makes her bed.
Makes her bed?
Yeah.
She might be a Jordan Peterson fan.
You have to get her to read this Jordan Peterson when she can read better.
But that's awesome, man.
That's really cool.
It sounds like you got like a group that you can handle.
That's really cool.
Yeah.
It's been a rough journey, but I mean, we're making it, and I'm grateful every day that I have them.
Yeah.
Well, that's awesome to hear.
Yeah, sometimes we all like a lot of our listeners.
I do a podcast.
That's why I'm sitting in this place.
I'm not in like a re like a, this isn't like juvenile detention or whatever, but, and this looks like a funeral parlor too as well behind me.
I do want to apologize about the curtainage.
But yeah, so a lot of our listeners are raised by single moms.
So it's just fun to like still stay a part of that universe.
So we just want to let you know that people are thinking of you and that and that Jason's thinking of you too.
So we hope you guys go do something fun and that's it.
You can just go on about your day.
Thank you.
You bet.
A lot.
Well, we love you.
And you know, I just wish when I was young, sometimes somebody would have helped my mom out, even just something little, you know, because I know it's really, it's not hard, but it's just, I don't know.
Sometimes we all want people to just know that we all want to know we're cared about a little bit sometimes, you know.
Yeah, I really appreciate it.
Oh, you've been.
Sorry.
No, look, I'm crying too.
So Jesus Christ, and I'm a damn man.
I'm supposed to be a damn adult.
But tell your mom we said thanks for helping out with the studying.
That's sweet of her.
All right, I will.
Thank you so much.
That really means a lot to me.
And I'm going to message Jason as soon as I get off the phone with you.
Yeah, you make sure to call him that magic word you call him too.
All right.
Yeah, I will.
And whenever I come up and I'm close, you got to come out and see a show.
We'll get you a sitter that night and give you a night off, and you got to come see a comedy show.
Bring your mom out.
Absolutely.
I'd love to.
Okay, deal.
That's a deal.
All right.
Well, have a nice day, Katie.
We appreciate you.
All right.
Thank you.
I really appreciate you, too.
Okay, have fun.
All right.
You're doing good.
Bye-bye.
Thanks.
Man, that's sweet.
You know, she's a sweet lady and sweet young lady.
And I bet her kids, I bet, man, it's just a fun world to imagine, you know, a mom just having fun with her children and the little daughter helps out sometimes.
And the little guy, he's trying his little best, but he's, you know, he's being funny and goofy.
And you try to get mom to smile when you can and make her laugh.
And, you know, all that stuff is just also valuable the way that stuff resonates in a child as they get older.
You know.
It's cool.
And thank you anyway, Jason, for submitting her.
And that's fun.
That's fun, man.
That's just fun.
It's just fun to have a moment where it's like, this is life, you know.
This is life.
And that's beautiful.
And it makes me like, it almost goes back to what we were just saying a few minutes ago about like we can take moments from in our lives and make them different now you know we can have another connect you know there's there's two ends to a trail you know and so you can have this one end but you could you can you can kind of take the other end and attach it how you will and
where you will and how it meets the world and some of my trails i'm zoning down i'm cul-de-sacing baby i'm out here sea sacking daddy you know dizzy daddy out here on the sea sack tip and so those are some of the things i want to try to get help with in my life where i'm trying to you know try different ways to get help and just not giving up it's the same reason why i go run and why i do yoga and why i do some i don't want to do those things a lot of times but
i want but part of me really does want to you know i want to get i want to try and challenge myself with the things that are a little uncomfortable here and there but thank you for everybody that participated thank you for the name suggestions we'll have the montage at the end uh of other ones that came in i'm still thinking about it i'll put up a post on ig um for the tour dates that are coming that will start in i think on the third or
fourth they go on sale uh and what else i don't know a name for the tour so it'll just be theovon live we'll just put that out there or something some name some regular name like you know alan or something until we get it ready until we get it uh finesse finessed but um thank you guys thank you guys and uh you guys be good to yourselves
you know you deserve it man we all do you know on the way out let's hear a little bit of matthew caziol runs in the family and i can't pay up blessed
by the wicked washed in the mud can't save my soul so with the foul leaf flood i wear the corpse that i'm cut from it's just a matter of time there ain't no stopping this seven song can't
watch the scene from the head beneath me can outrun what runs in the family runs in the family you can cut me down when the roots run deep i ain't gonna die when they bury me i ain't gonna die
when they bury me crown of my father is out of my feet you can pray for mercy but it won't come cheap i wear the pop that i'm cut from $18 jacket it's just a matter of time can't
watch the scenes from ahead but maybe can runs in the family Matthew Cosio baby Wow
powerful man can't wash the sin from the hands that made me can't outrun What runs in the family.
We're all part of this long stream, aren't we?
You know, I'm glad to be in this wet with you.
Here's a montage of some extra suggestions at K-Man.
Thank you guys for being a part of my life, gang.
How about the Corvin 21 tour or the Corvon 21 tour?
Single Moms Tour.
Why do you call the tour mall it over?
The rat out of the cage tour.
Despite all your rage, you'll be out of the cage, brother, if you're touring.
You feel me?
The Corvid comeback tour.
Take it or leave it.
The Tennessee Titan Up Tour.
Clock that I'm cut from.
I think, let's be honest, would be a great name.
Why say when the bullet hits the bone when it could be when the mullet hits the bone?
Sure, whatever you come up, it'll be great.
If you ever come out here to the Bay Area, NASA, California, I'll be front row of that show.
