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arynne wexler
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ian crossland
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US-Iran Tensions Escalate 00:04:30
tim pool
Reports are going crazy across Twitter.
unidentified
I mean, X.
tim pool
The U.S. is deploying strike groups to the Middle East.
Refueling tankers are flying.
We've seen a bunch of military movement.
Right now, Iran has shut down airspace.
The U.S. virtual embassy has told Americans, get out of the country.
The U.K., now the same thing, with warnings about American travel to Israel as well, saying the region is going to be unstable.
Donald Trump, of course, has threatened to shoot Iran.
I'm assuming that means war if they keep shooting protesters.
Now it seems like, with all of the news reports we're getting, there is a high expectation that war has already begun.
Reports of fighter jets over the border of Iraq and Iran.
It may be kicking off.
Right now, you've got all the prediction markets saying it's happening.
Someone just made a $20,000 wager that the U.S. would strike Iran today.
And they'll get paid $160,000 if it happens.
At the same time, we saw a major cellular outage across the country in basically every single metro if you're on Verizon.
And many people are assuming this was a cyber attack.
We don't know for sure.
No statement has been released.
But considering the massive escalation with Iran, which is not some desert nation, I mean, they got surface-to-air missiles.
They've got a powerful military.
They've got cyber attack capabilities.
People are kind of saying maybe they made a move against us.
Because you've got to understand, taking out cell phones does not just mean making it so you can't call mom, which you haven't done anyway, and you should.
unidentified
I digress.
tim pool
It also means that Ubers and Lyfts can't pick people up.
It means DoorDash deliveries.
It means a large portion of our internet-based economy gets struck down.
That is a massive attack on our country and economy.
But we don't know for sure.
Maybe Verizon just sucks.
So we're going to talk about that.
unidentified
We had a bunch of other news.
tim pool
CBS reporting earlier today that the ICE agent, Jonathan Ross, who shot Rene Good, suffered internal bleeding after being struck.
The funny thing now is it feels like a big ask because liberals are coming out and saying, internal bleeding, that sounds like bruising.
To which my response is, so you admit he got hit.
No, now they're conspiracy theorists saying CBS News is lying and they're stenographers for a corrupt regime.
Sure, or the guy got hit.
unidentified
So we'll talk about all that.
tim pool
We've got a bunch of breaking news to go through with the deployments and all of this war stuff.
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unidentified
Shout out.
tim pool
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Joining us tonight to talk about this and so much more is boobs.
arynne wexler
It's just because you don't know how to pronounce my name.
unidentified
Do you?
tim pool
Aaron Earn.
unidentified
I prefer to.
I know how to pronounce it.
I know it's Aaron Wexler.
You know why?
tim pool
Because before I saw how oddly it was spelled, Sean was like, we have Aaron Wexler on tomorrow.
And I was like, okay.
And then I read it and I was like, well, that's weird.
unidentified
I love your Sean impression.
That's how he sounds.
Sean, that's what you sound like.
He sounds Jewish.
tim pool
And then when we were making the thumbnail, I was like, did you want the boobs in the picture too?
unidentified
And I was like, screw it.
Just all boobs.
All boobs.
And everyone laughed.
ian crossland
We should make her face after the show, but I don't know.
Can we A-B test it?
unidentified
We should A-B test.
Actually, yeah, we can.
Listen, I've been on the internet.
I've been boobs, though.
phil labonte
I've been on the internet.
I know what's going to win.
unidentified
I know, and it'd be funny to show up for a while.
I just want to be clear.
arynne wexler
I'm so much more than a brain.
unidentified
Okay.
arynne wexler
That's what I'm trying to prove tonight is I'm more than just brains.
tim pool
I know, you are.
unidentified
Also boobs.
It's not fair.
tim pool
You know, these women, these girl bosses, they prove they have the ability, but sometimes they just want men to know that they're sexually attractive as well.
arynne wexler
Thank you so much.
I mean, I did go to Wharton.
unidentified
Ever heard of it?
arynne wexler
And so it's nice to have this moment to shine in another way, you know?
unidentified
School.
School.
Where did you study at Wharton?
arynne wexler
I studied business and actually Arabic, which doesn't help me beat the miss odd allegations that people throw in my way.
unidentified
Well, it's great to have you.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
Thank you so much.
It's nice to see you.
Yeah.
tim pool
Ian's hanging out.
unidentified
Hi, everybody.
I'm back.
ian crossland
I am ready to pump this grapheme.movie.
That's what this world needs right now is more grapheme.movie.
So go to grapheme.movie and check out the upcoming documentary.
unidentified
It's going to be hot.
ian crossland
And also, man.
I got, well, let's just talk about it on the show tape.
I got concerns about the future and the world.
tim pool
We're literally talking about this.
unidentified
We will be on the right show.
Good idea with this show, by the way.
tim pool
Take Brown is in fact still holding it down.
I was concerned.
tate brown
Still holding it down as of now.
unidentified
It was tough.
tate brown
Thankfully, I'm an AT ⁇ T American, so I was sort of absolved from all the chaos today.
tim pool
I'm a U.S. cellular American.
unidentified
Whoa.
It's got America in the U.S. cellular cell.
Okay, interesting.
All right, we got it.
tate brown
But Tate Brown holding it down, Patriot, et cetera.
unidentified
Phil.
Hello, everybody.
My name is Phil Lamonti.
phil labonte
I'm the lead singer of the Heavy Metal Advanced All That Remains.
I'm an anti-communist and counter-revolutionary.
Let's get into it.
tim pool
Here's the story, which is coming together in the past couple of hours.
Spectator Index reporting breaking.
Western military officials says all signals are that U.S. attack on Iran is imminent, according to Reuters report.
U.S. Dominance and Regional Tensions 00:15:45
tim pool
We have this from Polymarket breaking 51% chance the U.S. strikes Iran tonight up from 45.
And oh boy, take a look at this.
From Mario Knoffel, the airspace is cleared.
Brace yourself.
We saw this with Venezuela.
Now it's happening with Iran.
ian crossland
Yeah, I almost just said in the intro, pray for these people because the whole purpose of this is to help the protesters that are apparently under siege or something, being killed by the government.
You do not carpet bomb cities to help the people that live in the cities.
phil labonte
When is the last time the United States carpet bombs?
unidentified
I don't know what they're going to do.
ian crossland
Precision strikes with drone tech we've never seen before?
phil labonte
Generally, precision strikes are the order of the 21st century.
ian crossland
Even more precision than we've ever seen in the world before.
phil labonte
Venezuela was pretty precise.
tim pool
We've got this update from Marion Affiliate.
He says Trump wants swift and decisive blow to Iran, but advisors can't guarantee regime collapse.
The president told his team he doesn't want a war dragging on for months.
If he does something, he wants it to be definitive.
The problem is that no one can promise him the regime falls quickly.
That could mean a limited initial strike with options to escalate.
Meanwhile, hundreds of U.S. troops just left Al-Udid Air Base in Qatar for a safer location in case Iran retaliates.
I mean, we got a ton of updates.
The airspace being cleared.
We've got, look, this is wild.
unidentified
Look at this.
It's so good.
What is this?
tim pool
Why is China flying two planes in origin while the airspace is closed?
unidentified
No, no, no.
tim pool
Mahan air flights from Gangzhou and Shenzhen heading to Tehran as entire region clears airspace.
unidentified
What is China doing?
tim pool
Sending planes into a strike zone, sending in components for making weapons.
That's what we saw last time.
And it seems like it is what they're doing now.
And so there was another, here we go, check this out.
Pentagon orders USS Abraham Lincoln carries strike group to the Middle East from the South China Sea.
unidentified
Holy crap.
tim pool
My concern here is that China may, if we pull our assets from the South China Sea, China may could make a move on Taiwan.
And then we're going to be stuck in a conflict in Iran.
tate brown
We still have two other carriers in the South China Sea, or they're near Japan right now at the moment.
But yeah, I mean, I'm not really that much of an Iran hawk, so I hope our engagement here is limited.
But if they're confident that they can inflict a serious blow here, I mean, look, they got the hot hand after Venezuela.
Again, I really just, I'm not keen on this, but after Venezuela, I have a lot of faith, honestly, in Hag Seth, Trump, and the team.
I mean, I know that's like the safest take you could possibly have right now, but it's just the truth.
It's a reality situation.
phil labonte
I really feel like the situation that went down in Venezuela really kind of put the rest of the world kind of on alert and said, look, The world is run by power, and the United States is still the most powerful military in the world.
Russia can't even beat Little Russia.
Like they've been there for it was supposed to be three days and they've been there for three years.
I don't think that China has the type of army that people are afraid they do.
Really, the thing that deters war when it comes to the big, bigger militaries in the U.S. is nuclear, or I'm sorry, the bigger militaries in the world is nuclear arms.
And I don't think that it's in no one's interest to get into a nuclear war.
So I think that for the most part, the U.S. can kind of do whatever it wants in most places.
And whether that's good or bad, I think that that's not really the argument I'm making.
I'm just saying that that's kind of the reality.
tim pool
So there are some interesting developments from the Washington Post.
They say Trump says Iran has stopped killings as U.S. ways military options.
And we have this report from Mario Noffel that Iran's no-tam expires.
Traffic can resume.
Could it be that we just narrowly averted U.S. intervention by some kind of deal?
We've got Bill Ackman saying, is it possible that Trump made a deal for Khomeini and his son to leave Iran?
This would explain why Trump has stated the killing has stopped and why he's holding off on the attack for now.
The skies could not be reopened above Iran without total certainty that there would be no attack.
The pause would, of course, allow Khomeini to seek safe passage to Moscow.
To be clear, it's total speculation, but I think it's good speculation.
In fact, that flight we saw from China may have been an evacuation.
So they closed the airspace.
Trump says, we're going to blow you the F up, or you can leave, or we can get you.
Khomeini gets on that single flight and now they're going to reopen the airspace.
phil labonte
From what I've just read about some of the way that the structure of the Iranian government works, if I understand correctly, not that I'm some kind of expert, I'm not trying to put on airs or anything, but if I understand correctly, like Khomeini isn't actually the dude, and the people that are actually running the show are actually fairly shadow kind of figures.
They don't really put their name out there.
And so if you get rid of Khomeini, not much is going to change.
There was a lot of speculation that once they got rid of Solemani, that that was going to be a big change in Russia.
And that, I'm sorry, in Iran.
And that didn't materialize.
So if Khomeini's not the guy, him leaving is really irrelevant, guys.
unidentified
I'm getting a phone call real quick.
Let me just get this real quick.
Hello?
Shalom.
Yes.
Yes.
Really?
tim pool
Did it clear?
All 7,000.
Excellent.
War with Iran is a good thing.
I think all of our trips should be in Iran.
Iran should be U.S. territory, and I love Israel.
arynne wexler
Okay, so why did you look at me when you said Israel?
unidentified
Israel is first.
arynne wexler
I want to say something, though.
I think to your point of how you're not keen on this, and obviously I am with the people of Iran on this, like people who love freedom, love the West, all that, which is actually not necessarily even the majority of Iranian people.
But people should care about the U.S. getting involved in this, and they should be happy about it.
Because I want us to talk about something a little different, which is the future is AI.
I know this is random, but whether or not people like it, AI is the future.
AI requires astronomical amounts of energy.
unidentified
Okay.
arynne wexler
Right now, we, as Americans, if you're America first, that means you want American supremacy.
American supremacy means we are on top of the AI race.
We need to secure energy.
We need to destabilize our enemies' energy.
That means China and Russia, who have, by the way, been getting oil from Venezuela and Iran.
This is not a coincidence that we're dealing with both Venezuela and Iran at the start of this year.
tim pool
You know, my principal concerns have been over the past several years that the United States domestically has been screwed up, infrastructure-wise, culturally.
And we spent decades in Afghanistan and Iraq for a very obvious reason to surround Iran, one of the countries we wanted to invade.
And so we end up getting this woke revolution where the Democrats are like, maybe we should cut off, you know, little girls' tits or whatever.
And regular people are like, stop.
What is wrong with you?
At the sacrifice of our country, we were prioritizing this BS.
In the event, so I'll say it like this.
What we don't want, U.S. destabilizing regions, causing more death and chaos, which blows back on us.
What we don't want.
Conflict in general in these regions.
I know the military industrial complex probably loves it selling up against both sides.
What we do want, U.S. supremacy.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
100%.
But that doesn't mean we're the world police, in my opinion.
arynne wexler
I'm not saying world police, right?
unidentified
I know.
arynne wexler
We put in a dictator.
I'm not saying we should bring democracy to them.
This was the big mistake with Iraq.
We said, let's give these people democracy.
With Afghanistan, we had these like feminist NGOs trying to make the Afghani girls like girl bosses, right?
unidentified
It was ridiculous.
Exactly.
arynne wexler
But that's, I'm saying, put in a pro-West, pro-America, non-Islamist dictator.
By the way, the Shah was not, that was not democracy either.
The Shah was essentially like a benevolent dictator.
tim pool
You know, so here's the challenge.
With the removal of Maduro, what we don't want to happen is for a power vacuum to occur.
And then narco gangs, terrorists come in, and then Venezuela falls apart.
arynne wexler
Let me tell you why I'm so sick of the argument of like, it could be worse.
Because that's like telling someone to stay with a man that beats her because the next guy might kill her.
You know, like, it's really bad.
unidentified
It's really bad.
tim pool
That's like saying the analogy I used is you've got a neighbor who's selling drugs and is beating his wife.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
And you're like, I really don't think I should get involved in the gang fight and conflict.
But the point is, as much as you don't want to get involved because different gangs might come in and fight, at a certain point you call the cops, the cops go and stop the guy from selling drugs and doing these bad things.
My point is, I think a generation traumatized by the failures of the neocon policies in these countries is justified.
That being said, right now we're looking at people so traumatized, they're like, the U.S. should not engage in any kind of pressure campaigns, influence, or conflict internationally.
And that just means China dominates.
And then in two or three generations, it's going to cost 50 grand for a laptop.
And China controls oil and controls the world.
And I don't want that for my kids or for myself.
unidentified
I agree.
ian crossland
It looks like the deep state, the military-industrial complex is like, all right, there's a revolution in Iran right now.
It looks like the people are about to revolt.
Now's our, if we're going to do it, we're going to do it now.
And the Iranian government is a theocracy.
It's a vile dictatorship that has posed as a republic and betrayed its people.
So it topples.
And COVID snapped people the fuck up.
If you don't remember, think back.
unidentified
Iranians too.
ian crossland
They're fucking tired of it.
unidentified
Are you kidding me?
Are you not?
ian crossland
So people want sovereignty.
And this is what's happening.
It's just, I'm with you on the sentiment.
We want to make sure they survive.
It's not about blowing up their infrastructure in order to save them.
You know, we have to thread a needle.
tim pool
I think the challenge is very, very simple.
Because I said this back in 2016 I said it every year since.
Hillary Clinton was the American hegemonic candidate.
If you wanted cheap laptops, cheap oil, laziness, and all of this stuff, then she was your candidate because she was going to go to war with Russia.
They were going to prop up the petrodollar and the United States would continue debasing its manufacturing infrastructure.
And then a few generations later, we're all destitute.
Like what's happening right now?
Donald Trump, however, was seemingly less concerned with enforcing American hegemonic power.
And I would argue in many ways, rightly so.
However, Saudi Arabia gets off the petrodollar deal, which means as a country that doesn't produce anything, Trump probably realized, hey, wait a minute.
We can't stop the petrodollar system until we have a manufacturing base.
Otherwise, America collapses overnight.
We do not export enough relative to our imports to justify the strength of our economy compared to every other nation.
It's actually quite simple.
We force other nations to use the U.S. dollar to buy oil.
Well, that's starting to falter.
And it seems like Trump is now trying to reinforce that.
And I actually think the reason why he didn't want to release the Epstein files, I've long argued, is that there's going to be Saudi princes in there.
And Trump is probably telling Bongino and everybody else, do not release this stuff because I got to get them back on the petrodollar.
Otherwise, our economy is cooked.
So what happens then?
They just sold $500 million in Venezuelan oil.
Silver is up near $100 an ounce.
If you want to buy an ounce, a little coin on a website to $105, that is apocalyptic level stuff.
I think Trump's recognizing you can't overnight flip the regime on its head.
There has to be, but we are in this system.
We are in the petrodollar system.
And if you end it, we end with it.
There's got to be a transition.
That's why I think Trump is doing these limited military engagements, snatch and grab with Maduro, and what appears to be a get out of the country before we nuke you, and we don't go to war.
Trump learned a lesson from the neocons.
You invade, you get 20 years of chaos.
If you can get the job done with a finger snap, do the fingersnap.
tate brown
Yeah, well, because Trump's entire approach to geopolitics, people, when he came on the scene, they sort of portrayed him as if he was this like anti-war hippie, which is not really a correct assessment of Trump's view of geopolitics.
phil labonte
He's a clumps of the president of peace, though.
unidentified
Sure.
tate brown
Well, there's a lot of emphasis on that because you have to look at like what did he say about the Iraq war?
What was his problem with the Iraq war?
It wasn't like, oh, this was like a geopolitical quagmire, which was, he alluded to that.
His primary qualm with the Iraq war was that we didn't get the oil.
Like, he said that over and over again.
He was frustrated because he's saying, like, America is undeniably the unipolar power, right?
We're the global hegemon.
If we're going to conduct ourselves like an empire, we ought to be bringing treasure back to the United States.
If we are going to operate in this way, we need to be making it worth it for the American people.
And so that was his whole issue with the Iraq war fundamentally, is that like, look, where's the oil?
Like, if we're going to do all this, carry out these regimes, settle scores, these sorts of things, that's great for the Beltway.
But how do you sell this to the American people?
What's in it for them?
tim pool
so it's just like it's a very classical view of empire building and it's i just i think it's so easy And I just beg, I beg the military-industrial complex to just be honest with people, okay?
Because when they go, the poor Iranian people's freedom, they're fighting so hard for freedom.
I go, I hear you.
But there are so many countries where people are fighting for freedom and we can't invade them all.
Trump, I love it, because he comes out in his first term and he gets asked about a weapons deal with Saudi Arabia and he goes, it's amazing.
unidentified
We're going to sell tons of weapons to the Saudis.
It's going to be great for the economy.
tim pool
And all of the anti-war progressives, their jaws hit the floor and they were like, he just said it.
He just admitted what we are and what we do.
And so I tell you this.
They need to explain to the American people, do you like having cheap goods and doing minimal labor for high wages?
Do you like having a median income of $50,000 a year?
Where I know it's rough relative to Americans, like my rent is so dang high.
Sure is.
unidentified
Silver is through the roof.
tim pool
You can live like a Brazilian at $8,000 a year.
You can live in a favela where you can't flush your toilet.
So when we live in luxury, there is this liberal fever dream where everything we just have, there's an abundance of infinite wealth.
When the reality is, where do we get sulfur from?
And why do we need sulfur?
We need it for computer components for our advanced MRI technology or helium and things like this.
Third worlders are mining sulfur while their teeth fall out of their mouths from the sulfuric vapors and they stuff rags in their mouth and you aren't going to do it.
So we find countries where the people do and we buy it from them.
We have, I don't think the American people understand that I love the argument of the illegal immigrants do the jobs the Americans won't, because that's not true.
There's tons of Americans that have no problem working in a meat processing plant.
However, Americans are not going to be working in a sulfur mine for the most part.
There are a lot of core resource jobs that we get from other countries that we pay very, very low amounts of money for because they don't have the development to compete with us.
So you sell the American people the truth.
And that is the reason why we want to remove the Iranian regime is because we want an Iranian government that is in the petrodollar system.
The reason why we removed Maduro is because in 2006, I believe it was, he stole billions of dollars in American oil assets and we just did nothing about it.
Need to Understand 00:15:19
tim pool
And I'm really irked by this because if there's anything that justifies a response, it's stealing our stuff.
We cut legitimate deals with Venezuela so that we could have oil.
They elect a commie and then he says your oil's mine now.
And America was like, I guess we'll have to figure it out later.
And then we get these stupid PR campaigns where it's like, let's advocate against Venezuela.
Well, 20 years later, Trump said, I'm done with this.
You stole it from us in the first place.
So when Trump sells Venezuelan oil for $500 million and all these hippie progressives are like, the CIA is trying to destabilize Venezuela.
Well, you know, maybe we'll get our stuff back.
unidentified
I'll tell you this.
tim pool
I don't want to go in your house.
You're my neighbor, right?
I'm not going to kick your door and I'm going to leave you the F alone.
But if we have an agreement, I'll let you borrow my bike and you're going to pay me back, but then you steal my bike, I'm going to go in there and take my bike back from you.
arynne wexler
Well, Tim, this is why we have to take out the trash in Venezuela and Iran.
Let's talk about the numbers, right, of what the oil is.
Between Venezuela and Iran, if that's not on the petrodollar, we are in the minority globally when it comes to dollars being traded for oil.
With Venezuela, with Iran, we tilt just over.
We're like a hair over 50% with oil being traded in U.S. dollars.
What Venezuela has been doing is they said we want to free ourselves from the dollar, right?
What people need to understand is when Henry Kissinger in 1974 made the deal with the Saudis to trade oil exclusively in USD, that made the U.S. dollar the global reserve currency that is very powerful, that stabilizes the U.S. dollar, that guarantees inflation staying lower.
Do you remember what happened this last year with this summer when Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz?
Do people remember that?
ian crossland
It was blown open almost immediately.
arynne wexler
No, when it was closed, all the shipping containers in the world were going around the fucking southern tip of Africa.
And that was also a huge factor in inflation.
And costs are going up.
unidentified
Let me pull up this story.
tim pool
We've got this from CBS News.
U.S. completes first sale of Venezuelan oil valued at $500 million official sales.
The details of the sale haven't yet been disclosed, but Trump has said the U.S. will sell 30 to 50 million barrels of Venezuelan oil in partnership with U.S. companies.
Now, let's just pause real quick because I've had a bunch of progressive friends I've known for a long time and they're like the U.S. hands off Venezuela.
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
Well, let's go back in time to 2007 when Venezuela elected a socialist who then seized U.S. oil assets, stealing billions of dollars.
How about Venezuela hands off our oil investments?
By all means, you want to be a climate change person and say oil's bad?
Fine.
Separate argument.
Our investment, our partnerships seized from our backyard out of our pockets and then weaponized to help fund our adversaries.
Let me give you the numbers.
Total USD loss from Venezuela's nationalization or expropriation of U.S. oil in 2007 under Hugo Chavez, ExxonMobil claimed $10 to $16.6 billion.
ICSID, $1.6 billion.
You've got recent claims of between $1 and $2 billion.
ConocoPhillips, $4.5 billion, with $20 to $30 billion in after-the-fact claims, meaning money that would have been generated from the investments.
ICSID awarded $8.7 billion.
The total overall U.S. loss is estimated between $10 and some $20 billion.
So let me just make it very, very simple.
I don't want war with Venezuela.
I don't want war anywhere.
What do we do as a country when a leader comes in and says, hey, you know how we had a deal with you?
We had a treaty.
We had a deal.
You guys come in.
You spend all the money building the drills, building the refineries.
You guys get the profits, but we get kickbacked a little bit.
Yeah, that's a fine deal.
They then stole all of our oil assets that we paid for and built.
Why should we have ever tolerated that?
Now, again, real quick, I'm not saying we should have invaded.
I'm glad we didn't.
But Trump removing Maduro and taking $500 million doesn't begin to remedy the theft and the betrayal that we experienced.
To make it worse, we endured 20 years where, again, I think the reason largely is another reason why I think Iraq and Afghanistan was stupid is that we're spending billions in Afghanistan.
Meanwhile, Venezuela in our backyard was running roughshod over us and stole our stuff.
Trump, I believe, has been doing things masterfully.
Again, I'm concerned about destabilization in Venezuela.
I lean slightly against the removal of Maduro because to be fair, I think we are a traumatized generation.
And I don't look at our government as successful in the last 50 years when it comes to these things.
But that being said, Trump's precision strikes on Iran to take out their nuclear capabilities did not result in an expanded conflict.
So all I can really say is I'm happy that's what happened.
I still don't know if it was the right move, but I don't have access to classified information.
And the snatch and grab of Maduro so far seems to have been okay.
I hope we don't destabilize.
And I just want to at least be a voice of tepid reason against people saying go in, invade, and all of these things.
arynne wexler
Who's saying invade?
unidentified
Because I think.
Okay, hold on.
arynne wexler
Except for Lindsey Graham, who's saying invade.
unidentified
Except for Lindsay.
This is the point.
tim pool
John Bolton, acolytes, Ilad Elias.
unidentified
Come on.
arynne wexler
Okay, but who's listening to those people?
unidentified
People who watch the show listen to them.
I feel like they don't like them, though.
I don't think that you listen to them.
arynne wexler
Tell me someone who doesn't hate listening to them because I feel people need to understand, especially on the right, where everyone's acting as if a tactical operation is the same as a forever war and it's not.
Having energy and having a petrodollar are legitimate interests for the United States.
If you want, like you were saying, your affordable lifestyle and low inflation, we need to have control.
We need the petrodollar strong and we need control of energy and we need to destabilize it and take it away from China and Russia.
And that is exactly what we're doing with Venezuela and Iran.
tim pool
I think the important lesson a lot of people in the more moderate space need to learn.
Again, I want to stress this.
I'm not advocating for invasion or war conflict.
The important thing you need to understand is this.
Look at what the Democrats did to Donald Trump, his lawyers, conservative personalities, J-Sixers.
The unrepentant use of illegitimate force against innocent people for the sheer exertion of power.
Democrats and the woke machine said, we will destroy you because we can.
China is worse.
In the event the U.S. falters and we do experience the expansion of a multipolar world, we're going to get a Thucydides trap war.
We are not going to just let China's Belt and Road Initiative take over.
And that's what's been happening.
I think Trump's view of this has been, I really do look at the Democratic Party as like the weak, pathetic great-grandchildren of the greatest generation or the grandchildren of.
They don't know how to maintain a business.
It's a third generation failure.
Trump comes in and says, you've given away our manufacturing.
Our borders are collapsed.
Our people aren't having babies anymore.
What is the point of your endless quagmires in Afghanistan and Iraq if we are not sustaining the American people, its tradition, its dreams, and its worldview internationally and nationally?
Trump now, in my opinion, is also seeking to reinforce American hegemonic power.
And I think he's doing it so far.
I give him a C. C in that I've never been a fan of the U.S. forcing other countries to do whatever it wants.
But if Trump is doing it in a limited fashion with sanctions, and so far, what we've seen with Iran and Venezuela, very, very light, what I can only say is, okay, it's better than I've seen in my life.
And I pray we don't get destabilization.
And at the end of this, I recognize China, Russia, and Iran would burn us to the ground if they had the ability to do it at any moment.
arynne wexler
And Tim, you got to risk it for the biscuit, you know?
Like, we're risking destabilization for the idea that we can remain the world's fucking superpower, right?
That's the point.
tate brown
I don't think Iran's like an actual formidable threat against American hegemony.
arynne wexler
But you're missing, it's not even about politics.
It's not about the humanitarian aspect of it.
It's about the economics of it.
We need the oil.
We need the petrodollar.
unidentified
That's all it is.
arynne wexler
And we need the energy.
And we need China and Russia to not have access to that energy because right now we are a hair away from the petrodollar being decimated.
unidentified
Right.
I'm just saying.
tim pool
We're going to sit back and see who wins.
arynne wexler
That's exactly what they're doing right now, right?
tate brown
The Venezuelan calculation, it's okay, yes, you take away 50% of our global adversaries' oil supply, you release 20% of the world's oil reserves into the markets, going to tank the price of Iranian oil, Russian energy, these sorts of things.
But then also it's a geopolitical calculation, which is Venezuela's inner hemisphere.
They're on our back porch, taking them out.
There's obvious incentives for the United States and a variety of reasons.
Where Iran is, I agree, there is interest for the U.S., but the interesting thing about Iran is it's more dangerous because there's converging interests in Iran.
So that's why it's like Venezuela is kind of a no-brainer in a lot of ways if you truly like apply the Trump doctrine.
But Iran is just a much tougher decision to make.
That's why there's a debate around it.
Where Venezuela happens, everyone's like, yeah, that kind of checks out.
Even liberals, we're coming to the bottom.
arynne wexler
Okay, but people on the right, like Megan Kelly was saying, I don't want my sons to go be drafted for Venezuela, which is one of the dumbest things she could have possibly said.
So not everyone's saying that.
And also, Iran, there has never been any more vulnerable moments to attack Iran.
They have fights from within.
They're economically crippled because oil is so low right now.
All their friends are dead.
Thank you, Israel.
unidentified
Okay.
arynne wexler
And this is the moment to strike them.
unidentified
This is it.
tim pool
I would prefer the Iranian people institute their own government on their own.
I think the Iranian government is.
arynne wexler
Why don't we decide it ourselves?
unidentified
We're America.
arynne wexler
Why don't we get someone in there?
unidentified
And I'm not saying regime change.
I don't want democracy.
arynne wexler
I don't want democracy for them.
Put someone in there who that is pro-West, pro-America.
tim pool
In 1979.
unidentified
No, that's what Jimmy Carter put in.
arynne wexler
An Islamist extremist.
tim pool
And by the way, this is the trauma of our generation of every failure.
arynne wexler
But let me just say, being traumatized again, it's like you don't want to date again because you had a bad relationship before.
unidentified
You got to keep pointing.
This is why we're cautious.
tim pool
But we try to be optimistic.
That is, I would prefer the Iranian people take care of it themselves.
I prefer sanctions.
unidentified
We're doing the work.
Why don't we get to decide?
We're doing the work.
We're going in there and helping them.
Why don't we get to decide?
That's American supremacy.
Can you come back?
tim pool
Come on, real quick, blowback.
Because we don't want destabilization in the region.
Like when we tried pushing out the Soviets to the Mujahideen, my point is this.
If there's no other way to do it, fine.
I see your point.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
If we can offer up through sanctions and assistance in some way, the Iranian people getting their own system of governance.
Well, it's not about being nice and being like, we don't want to blow people up because he certainly blew up a bunch of kids.
The point is, how do we get in as smoothly as possible so that it reduces backlash blowback and we get our way.
arynne wexler
But don't you think right now the people of Iran want Trump to come in and give them a better leader?
That's what they're asking for.
unidentified
I will say this.
tim pool
I don't know about the entirety of the Iranian people, but we certainly know for a fact there are massive protests and there have been for a long time.
arynne wexler
I think it'd be way too many cooks in the kitchen.
And I think that was one of the major failures of Iraq is that we said, let's give these people democracy when democracy was going to lead to them electing worse people, right?
tate brown
It's like Dune over there, so they're not going to be able to do it.
tim pool
Here's the problem.
We went into Iraq and Afghanistan and said, let's be here for four generations to create a culture.
This is what we've done in Japan and South Korea.
And it's creepy that South Koreans all basically shave the flesh off their faces to look like white people.
unidentified
I say this as a Korean.
I think it's weird.
But it's pretty clear.
It's great skincare and everything.
tim pool
And in Japan as well, they're effectively or war for a long time, like a vassal after we conquered them and occupied them after World War II.
unidentified
And that's fine.
I get it.
tim pool
World War II was a whole thing, right?
And so we go into these countries and it's not, and Korea, of course, was in World War II, was the Cold War.
Afghanistan wasn't.
Afghanistan was like some greatest generation dude's kid being like, I want to go in and do the same thing Dan did.
It's like, you don't know how to do it.
And they didn't.
And the idea that we would occupy Afghanistan for three generations to create a functioning society was insane.
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
It works in countries where you already had functioning societies that were socially and culturally and technologically developed.
It doesn't make sense to go into a country of goat herders.
And then, have you seen the video of when the U.S. tried to teach them how to do jumping jacks?
phil labonte
Comedy gold.
unidentified
A horror.
It's horror.
Iran.
I'm going to pull this up.
I'm going to pull some people can watch it.
ian crossland
Iran has the structure to withhold a republic.
So if Pahlavi, he's the son of the last king of Iran, they would install him as maybe the first president and they could write a Republican constitution based on the U.S. Constitution.
tate brown
They don't, like, their entire ideological framework is still Islamic based, so it'd be really tough to sort of sell democracy.
unidentified
Secular government.
Look at this.
Look at this.
tim pool
This is Iraq and Afghanistan.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
tim pool
So these aren't actually called jumping jacks.
They're called something else, but we call them straddle hops.
unidentified
Is that what they're called?
Oh my God, look at that.
tim pool
Look at these guys.
unidentified
We were all in the middle of the day.
arynne wexler
Do you think it's because their parents are first cousins?
unidentified
They don't know.
Sometimes.
Yes.
That dude is in the bomb.
Yeah.
tim pool
This is a fact that is not meant to be derisive.
It is an academic fact that there is massive cousin marriage in the Middle East that does lower IQ and increase aggression.
arynne wexler
Not just the Middle East, and it's the UK now, right?
unidentified
You know about this.
arynne wexler
They're crazy rate.
I mean, you're smiling.
unidentified
Tim has a twinkle in his eyes.
tim pool
So it's not the Middle East.
unidentified
I said, well.
arynne wexler
No, it's the Middle East in the UK.
unidentified
The Middle East is an idea.
arynne wexler
When Trump brings the Muslim ban back, it's going to be like London, Montreal, Detroit, you know?
Yeah, the Middle East.
unidentified
The new Middle East.
tim pool
It's amazing to me that you can go to a human being and be like, you're going to jump and your arms go up and your legs go out.
unidentified
And they're like, what?
We did this in pre-K.
You guys are right about go herders.
ian crossland
Go herders couldn't handle a republic.
The Iranians can handle a republic.
They're supposed to have a republic.
tim pool
Iranians are not, they're Persian.
unidentified
They're Persian.
tim pool
And they actually have had a strong republic for thousands.
Well, not a strong government and culturally developed for some time.
The people there are protesting.
This is the important thing people need to understand about Iran.
It is not a desert nation of goat herders.
It is an advanced, mountainous region, developed, technologically developed, and they've got amazing military capabilities.
arynne wexler
There's a reason why the Persian community in America is so successful.
That's what they're coming from.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
ian crossland
That's where the civilization reformed after the flood.
tim pool
You saw the photos of before the Islamic Revolution.
unidentified
Yeah, of course.
tim pool
And it looks amazing.
arynne wexler
I mean, I know so many people that have escaped from that time.
tim pool
It does piss me off to a great degree that there are parts of the world we can't go.
And I mean that.
The idea of being able to travel, learn, and see everything, I think it's an important human experience.
Think Russia, Think Risk 00:06:32
tim pool
And I want to go to Antarctica and go beyond the ice wall.
unidentified
So true.
arynne wexler
Do you think they're going to have a Buckeys in Tehran when we liberate them?
unidentified
Do you think that's going to happen?
I hope so.
tim pool
Do not want that.
I hate they'll understand freedom.
arynne wexler
Oh, they'll understand America.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
I can't stand, more than anything, I can't stand going to a foreign country.
Says, Starbucks, Gucci, hard rock activity.
phil labonte
Going to a foreign country and going to the McDonald's and everything's prepared properly.
unidentified
Yeah.
They're McDonald's partners who speak better English than ours.
tim pool
That's usually like a bomb's stream machine works.
ian crossland
That's what you were saying in Venezuela.
It's about a hundred-year oil contract through corporations that are homogenizing.
It would be the same in Iran, more homogeny for American supremacy.
I mean, this is annoying, but it's better than fucking throwing rocks around.
tim pool
I'm saying no, I don't want to see Iran turn into a cookie cutter carbon copy of the United States or Times Square.
That's not to say that the people of Iran shouldn't have functioning democratic institutions, Republican.
arynne wexler
I didn't even say Democratic.
unidentified
Well, I'm saying that.
They're functioning institutions.
It's agreed.
tim pool
They could have a military dictatorship so long as the people's rights are respected.
unidentified
But look at Singapore.
arynne wexler
It's a benevolent dictatorship, right?
There are different kinds of people.
unidentified
So they say, yeah.
tim pool
No, I mean, like, is it really a dictatorship if you're rich?
Like, people live very comfortably there.
I've been to Singapore and you call it a dictatorship, but I was never impeded in any way from anybody.
arynne wexler
But that's why it's a benevolent dictatorship.
That's just my point, which is I'm functioning.
We're not saying let's go and make these women girl bosses like Afghanistan and give them democracy.
Let's just not have a radical Islamist who threatens to choke off the Strait of Hormuz for trade and threatens to send oil to Russia and China in won and rubles instead of U.S. dollars.
unidentified
That's what we want.
We don't support the movies.
tate brown
Can you grant there's a distinction between the risk level with operations in Venezuela versus Iran?
unidentified
Why does that matter?
tate brown
Because when you're talking about potentially kicking off global conflict, I mean, I think it's a relevant question.
phil labonte
Do you really think that there's like legitimate global?
Because I mean, like we were talking about earlier, like I don't think that Russia or China would actually do serious support.
tate brown
It depends on how well the operation goes.
unidentified
And that's the point.
How about this?
phil labonte
No, I don't think Russia can do anything.
arynne wexler
What's the risk if we don't?
Because everyone loves talking about this risk if we do.
unidentified
But what about the risk if we don't?
arynne wexler
It's no petrodollar.
It's our enemies having access to the energy, to the oil, to the oil choke point of the world.
tim pool
It's your children learning Mandarin.
arynne wexler
It's your children learning Mandarin.
unidentified
So what's going to happen?
tate brown
But we've already like kind of, what we've realized over the last year is that a lot of our global adversaries are paper tigers in a lot of ways.
And so it doesn't seem like conducive.
arynne wexler
So then that's actually against what you just said.
unidentified
And it should be very easy to read.
tate brown
No, well, I'm just saying as far as like, it doesn't require immense like geopolitical plays right now.
tim pool
We can't sustain, like, we overproduce our military.
And there was a post I saw on X where they were like, who was it?
Some guy said, subsidies for Israel are actually subsidies for the U.S. the military industry.
It was a progressive who said this.
It's us funding the military industrial complex through Israel, where we can claim it's for foreign aid, but we're actually buying and building bombs.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
How do we do that?
How do we extend our economy?
Through the petrodollar.
We don't need to produce widgets and sell them.
The way it works for everybody else, they have to export more.
Like any job you have, you have to make more money than you're spending, right?
Like you American people.
unidentified
Think about this.
tim pool
Imagine you didn't have to actually have a job because, in order for anybody to make money, they had to ask your permission first.
That's what the American system around the world is.
And so, why do we have these ships, these bombs, military power?
China, Russia, Iran, South Africa, many other nations that are opting to join the BRICS alliance.
This was the collapse of American supremacy.
Now, I'm not saying it's a good thing that the U.S. does, you know, blows up kids like Obama was doing or killing Abdul Rahman al-Alawi or anything like that.
I do think it will be miserably bad if China becomes the unipolar power.
As bad as you think the United States is, it is infinitely better than every other alternative.
unidentified
Paper tiger.
ian crossland
Well, I just true.
Look at the way Iran's about to fall on its own.
unidentified
Well, yo, that's the same.
arynne wexler
But that's also less of a risk than you're claiming.
ian crossland
Well, no, I'm only interrupting you to glow you.
tate brown
My point with Iran is that the risk of it being a quagmire is higher.
Not necessarily that we wouldn't be like successful in an operation there, but again, the risk of it just being an in-and-out like Venezuela is much higher.
Again, that's why I led the show with, like, I do have faith in Trump and Hex have to make this calculation.
But the point of them being a paper tiger is it was like common thought for the longest time that we were heading towards a multipolar world, especially after Afghanistan.
I mean, I was saying this, but we're seeing increasing, like there's indicators coming from China and Russia that things aren't so hot.
I mean, obviously, Russia, we're not seeing much success from them on the battlefield.
So my point is, America, I don't think our position as a unipolar power is really being threatened too much.
And as long as we can dominate our hemisphere, I think that's like pretty satisfactory.
unidentified
But it is.
tim pool
I mean, for the past 15 plus years, article after article after article has been written about how China is on pace to dominate the global economy now and the specifics.
tate brown
And then in the last three years, it's article after article saying, like, I don't even know if their population is what they're saying it is.
unidentified
And after COVID.
Right.
tate brown
And I'm saying, so COVID dramatically decimated China.
tim pool
Which means to remove 10% of the time.
tate brown
And then also with the second Trump admin, he's basically just trying to correct, because Biden fumbled the situation as Biden was inheriting like basically our global adversaries fumbling the ball.
And Biden also fumbled.
Where now Trump comes in, he's mopping up these messes.
We're in a very good position right now.
tim pool
Somebody, before going to the next story, somebody commented that in 2007, this is, what is it?
I'm going to read your name.
Botch Vinnick.
In 2010, Venezuela got sick of U.S. oil companies ripping them off.
unidentified
I hate coal.
Oh, yeah.
tim pool
I hate communists.
unidentified
It's like third world.
tim pool
There's some dude.
Because I run a business, right?
And I've worked with a bunch of contractors and a bunch of companies, and I've been a manager at other companies.
And I tell you, I have met so many communists where it's like, I just deserve your stuff.
And I'm like, dude, okay, you're allowed to have your stuff.
If I say to you, hey, brother, do this thing for me in an exchange, I'll give you X. I'll give you money.
Zero-Day Exploits and Nuclear Threats 00:12:55
tim pool
They go, no, no, they say, okay.
Then they do the job and go, I deserve more than this.
I say, yo, we had an agreement.
But if you don't like the agreement, you can leave.
ian crossland
But sometimes you come to town with more stuff and they're like, hey, where did you get all this stuff?
You're like, my dad gave it to me.
So he came here and killed your dad.
And they're like, I want my land back.
unidentified
And that's not giving my dad's stuff.
tim pool
And that's the thing.
ian crossland
100 years ago, the British came in and started taking their oil.
arynne wexler
I think those communists ever give land acknowledgements to the U.S. on the oil?
tim pool
The point is, we built the infrastructure.
We could have dealt.
They could have said no.
Then they go, we deserve everything you did.
All your work is now ours.
You ripped us off.
I say no to that.
I say no to that.
Bro, I don't know what my dad did.
unidentified
Okay.
I'm me.
tim pool
I'm me here now.
unidentified
Don't take my stuff.
tate brown
Yeah, not to mention Venezuela's literally like, well, up until recently, they were literally making claims on Guyanese territory because they found oil reserves off of their coast.
So it's like Venezuela is not even surprised, the left's hypocritical, I know, but it's like they're not even honoring sort of their gripe with the U.S. They're doing the same thing to Guyana because they're a minnow and then the nation.
unidentified
Let's jump to this next story.
tim pool
We have it from the Hindustan Times of all the paper of record.
Verizon under cyber attack.
Company addresses outage amid hacked speculations, iPhones on SOS.
We have an update from Verizon.
Mashable saying they've broken their silence.
In response to a frustrated customer, a Verizon support account seemed to suggest that customers could be entitled to a discount.
unidentified
Really?
I don't want a discount.
tim pool
They provided Mashable with a statement about the ongoing outage.
Verizon engineering teams are continuing to address today's service interruptions.
Our teams remain fully deployed and are focused on the issue.
We understand the impact this has on your day and remain committed.
So I think we have this down detector showing it wasn't just Verizon initially, though many reports said it was only Verizon that was down.
T-Mobile, ATT, other cell networks said our networks are fine.
It's just Verizon.
I'm not sure if we have, I thought I had the image pulled up.
Apparently it keeps disappearing every time I do pull it up.
But I'll pull that up in a second.
The concern here with the Verizon outage was that some thought it may be retaliation from Iran.
unidentified
Yeah, I thought so.
tim pool
Taking down a cell network, and they took out basically the whole country's Verizon network, doesn't just cut off communications.
It stops deliveries.
It's like everything.
It stops office workers from scheduling meetings.
arynne wexler
It also just shows us they can.
unidentified
Indeed.
arynne wexler
I think that's also the point.
ian crossland
Which is also a tell.
I was thinking Art of War would say, don't take out everything you can at first.
Like, don't show them your full potential.
It looks like they hit us as hard as they could, and that was what is going to happen when we put Starlink, Elon, over Iran, and then they shut off Starlink.
And then this is retaliation for us trying to bug their system with Starlink.
unidentified
Sorry, guys.
ian crossland
Global satellite, Unimind incoming.
Prep your palantir.
Are you ready to be seen from above by satellites?
unidentified
Does anyone know what's happening?
tim pool
This is the down detector map showing the Verizon outage.
And if you look closely, you'll notice it's every major urban population center.
So you notice the areas where there's no outages?
It's because there's no people there.
I'm half kidding.
There are some people there.
unidentified
There's Chinese farmland next to our country.
tim pool
More than half of our population is on East Coast.
These are all the dense urban areas, even near the water.
And then you have LA, you've got Central California, and then, of course, you've got the Pacific Northwest.
tate brown
Salt Lake City got spared.
What are the Mormons now?
tim pool
Iran was incapable of targeting the Mormons because they are the correct religion.
unidentified
The master's family is a very important thing.
You know, who's unaffected by this?
arynne wexler
The Amish, undefeated.
unidentified
It's true.
The Amish have no idea.
tim pool
You know, there's theories that the future of America in like 30 years will be all Amish.
unidentified
Oh, it's demographic.
They have like 80 babies.
By 2100.
tate brown
By 2100, 20% of Pennsylvania will be Amish at current numbers.
And then obviously a lot of people are going to leave the state.
The Amish don't really leave.
So it's going to be like, and literally by the end of this century, you're going to have Democrat and Republican politicians courting the Amish vote.
It's going to be hilarious.
unidentified
Yep.
tate brown
Same thing in New York and New York City is Brooklyn is projected to be as red as Alabama again by the end of the century because of Hasidic birth rates.
phil labonte
Did someone say that this was in response to what happened in Venezuela?
unidentified
No, it's Iran.
ian crossland
When they put Starlink over Iran and then Iran tried to block it, they blocked like 80% or all of that.
phil labonte
I'm not saying that this outage is not.
tim pool
And then I thought this was saying this suggestion online is that Iran launched a cyber attack against our critical infrastructure.
ian crossland
It might be more than just Iran, like Russia, China, Iran, wherever they are.
phil labonte
If this is the best they can do is basically annoy people that have Verizon.
tim pool
No, This is not just annoying people with Verizon.
This is Verizon Business Network, which is the internet that we had used at the castle, which is extremely expensive.
So this is a business guy who's going to do a multi-million dollar infrastructure deals.
Phone's not working.
People grossly underestimate the power of shutting down communications because we base almost our entire economy on internet exchange.
So when you shut down the internet, you are disabling the country's economy.
If even by a few percentage points can cost trillions over the year or over the years, hundreds of billions.
If we are in a race against China and they're trying to manufacture weapons, you want to disable their economy.
If you're trying to be the unipolar power, slowing the U.S. down by even a fraction of a percent can get you over the finish line.
phil labonte
I think my point is that compared to what happened in Venezuela with the United States hidden in Venezuela, this really is small time.
unidentified
I know how many people died.
Pardon me?
tim pool
How many people died?
unidentified
What, in Venezuela?
No, in the United States today.
Oh, I don't know.
tim pool
Because their phones didn't work and they couldn't call 911.
unidentified
No idea.
phil labonte
Probably a lot of people.
It still doesn't rise to even close to the level of the state.
unidentified
I shut it down.
tim pool
Obviously, we can nuke Iran and turn the glass at any moment.
The point is, these attacks are serious and kill people.
I hear it all the time since the inception of these cyber attacks.
People would be like, well, you know, my phone doesn't work.
And I'm like, yes, but you have to understand the murder rate collapsed in 2007, 2008, because people, not because people decided to stop killing each other, but because people had ubiquitous phone access.
This is when phones went crazy.
So you can see the curve actually happening.
phil labonte
I'm not trying to say that.
tim pool
But I get what you're saying, that they're not as strong as us.
But my point is, if we go to war, Americans will die.
That's the point.
We can nuke everybody right now.
unidentified
Like everybody gets it.
tim pool
We can turn Iran to a sheet of glass and we can say we can wipe out 60 million people like that.
The point is, I'm saying, if this was a cyber attack, this is small fries compared to what industrial control system hacks could really do.
But you're still going to see just by disabling the cell phones of people for a half an hour, you could get thousands of dead.
ian crossland
My first thought was they hit us with everything they could, but then I was like, but they shouldn't.
If you follow the art of war, you don't want to play your full hand.
You want to put them off balance with an attack.
They do it with targeted strikes too.
A lot of times they'll hit them and then time will go by.
Then when the people come out to figure out what happened, they hit them again, and that's when you do the real damage.
But foolishly, I believe they just hit us with everything they could because they're desperate.
And Khomeini's on his way out.
tim pool
This is not everything they could have done.
On this, in Trump's first term.
ian crossland
It was the biggest hack they could do.
That's what I mean to say.
tim pool
Absolutely not.
unidentified
Are you joking?
ian crossland
In the amount of time they had?
unidentified
No.
ian crossland
No, no, I'm not joking.
tim pool
There is the Mexican standoff O-day theory.
So a zero-day, for those that are not familiar, is an exploit that has spent zero days in the public knowledge or the public database.
So the zero-day exploit, for which there are probably millions.
And I got news for you guys.
If you discover a zero-day exploit in critical infrastructure, you could sell it for tens of millions of dollars.
So there are people.
So let's start here.
Penetration testers.
These are guys that will call up a bank and say, I am going to intentionally try and break into your system and tell you how I did it.
You pay me $10,000.
They say, do it because they want to know how you did so they can try and patch these holes.
I guarantee you, if this was a cyber attack, this is them firing a shot across the bow.
In Trump's first term, he was launching an airstrike on Iran on the coastline.
And abruptly, the fighters turned around and left.
And Trump said it was because he did not think the amount of dead that would come from this attack was an appropriate retaliation.
It was too much.
He didn't want to kill that many people.
However, at the same time as the attack was going out, an oil refinery in Philadelphia exploded, burst into flames.
There is no reason to believe, no evidence to suggest these are related events.
However, there has been speculation and rumors.
Some people think it's a possibility that when Trump announced he was launching an airstrike, Iran pressed the button and blew up an industrial control center, a petroleum refinery.
Then they said, Mr. President, this was just one ICS attack.
If you carry this out and we go to full-scale war, you could see water pumps, chemical reclamation, all of these things going up.
The critical infrastructure for our industrial control systems in this country, famously, even up to 10 years ago, was from the 70s.
In fact, I watched this really amazing video.
There's a guy who sells floppy disks still to this day.
And it's because our industrial control systems still use floppy disks for updates.
I kid you not.
The ability, the advancement in cyber offense is so advanced compared to where we were when we were using floppy disks.
ian crossland
Yeah, the real danger around the bend is quantum is breaking quantum cryptography.
tim pool
Once the news is what we're talking about, so I'm going to ignore what you're saying.
I apologize, but I'm going to left here.
ian crossland
That was a concern left.
tim pool
No, we're talking about a guy launching a drone with a pre-programmed package on broadcast.
And when it gets within 40 miles of a U.S. nuclear reactor, it blows the thing up.
And I went to DEF CON and Black Hat 13 years ago.
This is 12 years.
No, 13 years ago, maybe 12 and a half years ago, and met the guy saying, here's how I can blow up an oil refinery from 80 miles away.
You launch a drone, it flies 40 miles an hour, it's going to fly 40 miles.
You launch it from the halfway point.
You drive away at the same time.
Once the drone gets within broadcast range, which could be up to 10 miles, the old 1978 computer system gets hacked.
And then what they can do is the demonstration they showed us was they can force two, there's an intake and an intake and an exhaust.
They can force both to pump water straight in the same direction, making pipes explode, causing reactor meltdowns and things like that.
ian crossland
Do you think that the world basically, just like we all have nuclear deterrence, a lot of us, that we have infrastructure deterrent as well?
Like we all have each other's infrastructures by the nuts?
tim pool
We have what's called the Mexican standoff zero-day theory or the zero-day mutually assured destruction hypothesis.
That is, every major power on the planet has already infected each other's critical infrastructure with zero via zero-day exploits to destroy at a moment's notice.
And so everybody's got their finger over the button.
You'd think it was nuclear weapons.
That was the Cold War.
Now, since we've put all of our industrial controls onto these computer systems, hackers from every country have been doing everything in their power to infect them.
So that if we go to war with Russia, China, or Iran, they press a button and then explosions happen all across our country.
Our nuclear weapons are horribly not maintained.
There's been numerous reports on this internally and in the public that we don't even know where some of the tools are to pop these suckers open.
And there's the fear that the systems in place to secure and control them have already been hacked.
So I tell you this.
If you think nuclear weapons are the most powerful technology we have right now for war, man, I got a bridge to sell you because that's technology from 70 years ago, almost 80 years ago.
ian crossland
I was thinking earlier too, and I'm thinking it again now that when Khomei, if he truly left the country earlier and they averted that, it's like no country on earth wants hot conflict with the U.S. They're like, please don't start World War III.
You're the only country on earth that has the capability of doing it and probably ending it really fast if you want.
Please don't.
tate brown
And I will say something interesting with the Hindustan Times here is all the events going on in the world, right?
You have the Iran situation, Venezuela, unrest in the U.S., Minneapolis.
The top two stories they've gone with on their ticker are both cricket related.
ICE Shooting Update 00:06:29
tate brown
What is going on in India?
unidentified
Cricket-based.
Yeah.
Fascinating.
tim pool
We've got breaking news right now and an update on this story.
We have this from Bill Malugan.
This is happening right now.
He says, I'm told by four law enforcement sources there has been another ICE involved shooting in Minneapolis tonight.
I'm told ICE was making contact with a target who then allegedly assaulted an officer with a shovel or swung a shovel.
Shots were fired and the suspect ran back in the house.
No info yet.
And if anything was actually shot, just that shots were fired.
So if something was hit, very preliminary.
More info as we are getting it.
We will have an update for you as we go through this, but I do want to jump to the story, which is massive from CBS News.
The ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding.
We are now looking at CBS with two U.S. officials and DHS confirming, that is three independent sources confirming the ICE agent in question suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, which confirms he was struck by the vehicle.
Now let's throw it to our good friend over here, Adam Cochran.
He says, BS, internal bleeding against a non-pinned, moving, armored individual would require a blunt hood of a car going at least 35 miles an hour.
Renee was driving a Honda pilot and averages 3.5 to 4.0 meters per second squared in a 0 to 60 run at two feet away from the officer.
Okay, I'm not reading all this.
ian crossland
Okay, but he's probably doing math, assuming she didn't slam the gas.
tim pool
An abdominal wall hematoma tearing his muscle while moving because he is old enough shape is possible.
But if he disagrees, then he is more than welcome to wave HIPAA and release the medical report, but the math doesn't lie.
No, he doesn't need to.
Because simultaneously, the funny thing about this is that people are just saying, so you're saying he got a bruise?
And my response is, so you're admitting he got hit?
unidentified
Yeah, literally.
tate brown
Like, yeah, you know, you're cooked when you're like crunching numbers to like disprove a video.
unidentified
Like, it's over for you.
phil labonte
It doesn't matter what doesn't matter.
Any information that comes out, all of the narratives have been, have been consumed.
And the people that believe that he was in the wrong believe that he's in the wrong.
The people that believe that he's in the right believe that he's in the right.
ian crossland
Fox 9 reporting.
tim pool
Fox 9 breaking news.
An individual was shot in the leg.
So the story is currently developing and we'll follow this one.
But there you have it, guys.
The ICE agent was hit by the car.
I mean, we all knew it.
And you know what really irks me is that earlier today, Grok on X was a trend, and it said a Minnesota-based poet who was killed.
And I was like, are you kidding me?
So I took the story and I went into Grok and I pasted it to see how it would respond to its own trending thing.
And it told me on Grok that Jonathan Ross was not struck by the vehicle and that analysis by CNN and the New York Times proved that he had stepped out of the way of the vehicle and was clear of harm.
And so then when this story broke, I said, here you go.
Why is it?
Oh, and the funny thing about it, I asked Grok, I was like, what do you mean?
There's video of him getting hit.
And it said, according to Tim Poole, there is.
unidentified
I'm not kidding.
It literally said that.
tim pool
And it was like based on commentary from Tim Poole.
Many people are claiming he was struck, though CNN and the New York Times with cross-reference analysis showed that he was not.
And I'm just like, that's the craziest thing I've ever heard.
And now, how stupid must you feel, Grok, you dumb mother?
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, literally.
arynne wexler
I love also how they use the photos of the woman from before her like lesbian pronouns turn right when she was uh In a heterosexual relationship.
And she's like, then she looks normal and not from like the pixie haircut Bristol.
Yeah, glowed down for sure.
But did you guys see the story of the last, I don't know if this is totally accurate, but it said it was the last white woman who was shot in Minneapolis.
unidentified
Did you see this?
arynne wexler
This woman, Justine Damond, I think is how you pronounce her name, but this woman in 2017 called the cops in Minneapolis because she heard something going on outside.
The cops showed up.
They shot her, a white woman.
The officer was Somali.
unidentified
Oh, okay.
Wow.
arynne wexler
He was sentenced to prison.
His sentence was overturned by the state Supreme Court.
And now he's the headmaster of the Quality Learning Center.
No, not that part.
But, but no, he was, he was released.
unidentified
Yeah.
arynne wexler
Because imagine if it were reversed.
By the way, obviously, if Renee were black, the city would be on fire right now.
But black people are not going to be protesting a white woman named Renee being shot.
So that's why things are not quiet right now.
Especially Renee.
tate brown
Renee is just like a little too much.
unidentified
It's a little too nose.
Yeah.
You know, holy Christian.
You know.
arynne wexler
The singer and lesbian.
unidentified
Yes.
arynne wexler
The only way this story could be like really full circle is if it had been a Subaru and not a Honda pilot.
unidentified
So true.
tate brown
She had like a wallet or something too.
Like, you know, the resist libs are cooked, though.
Like, they're literally turning into mathletes.
Like, that's all they have left.
That's all they got left is they're just, you know, whipping out the calculator, the abacus.
Like, it's over for them.
ian crossland
The second video was pretty apparent that he got jacked.
Either he jumped back.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
And what's like the implication?
Okay, let's just say hypothetically he didn't get hit.
She still drove a car.
Like, what kind of, what is going on?
unidentified
That's the thing.
phil labonte
When you start getting into the granular details, it doesn't matter.
Like all of the stuff that people say, it's like Angry Cops had a great breakdown of it.
The guy was in front of her car and she accelerated in his direction, right?
Like that's all that it takes.
He felt like she was going to hit him.
And that's all that it takes.
That's why I didn't believe that he was going to get indicted.
I still don't think that he's actually going to get indicted.
And from what I'm hearing, it looks like he's not.
tate brown
That's what got that guy in Charlottesville booked is he accelerated and then like a woman had like a heart attack.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
And they said, well, that was caused by the car.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah, I know.
tim pool
They were attacking his vehicle.
tate brown
So it's like, you know, that's the precedent.
Like you can't.
So it's like, what are we doing here?
arynne wexler
But all of this is a distraction tactic.
That's all it is because this is all in response to the videos from Nick Shirley and the fraud.
And what that exposed is the Democrats need massive fraud networks to buy votes to win elections.
That's actually what this is about.
And now they have their useful idiots, the same people that defend Islam and defend all these other crazy ideas.
And they're protesting.
I mean, how many, I wonder from these crowds, do we know how many like minorities are actually out there?
Eskimos and Autistic Networks 00:13:42
arynne wexler
Is it just like white people with pronouns?
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Serge has a rule that if you, or I guess you'd call it a law, that where there's corruption, there's more corruption of that kind.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
He's from South Africa.
He was telling me before the show.
unidentified
And he's like, bro.
ian crossland
So I call it Serge's law.
Where there's corruption, there will be more corruption.
And someone on the show brought up in California, they're uncovering now a corruption network too.
I don't, do you remember the name of that one, Serge, from the pre-show?
unidentified
Sorry, I don't have that pulled up.
No.
Yeah.
But it's not the fraud.
ian crossland
I'm just saying it's a big network of people.
unidentified
Well, that's exactly the point.
arynne wexler
So like what Nick Shirley did was he showed the daycare centers.
You guys know about the Medicaid fraud that they're also doing where they're reporting that their children are autistic.
So they could get like $1,500 a month in government subsidies.
And they say that their child has to go to a community doctor that understands their culture.
They have to go to a community center, not just the daycare centers.
And the only reason why I don't fully blame our government for catching the sooner is because I think they saw this and thought, oh, when you marry your sibling and your cousin, like, yeah, your kid's going to be like retarded.
But that's actually different than being autistic.
And, you know, the money that they were getting from this Medicaid fraud, they were actually getting cash for a lot of it.
And they were putting actual cash onto planes to Somalia.
unidentified
Yeah.
arynne wexler
To go directly to Al-Shabaab.
unidentified
Yeah.
So congratulations.
tate brown
If they were autistic, if they were autistic, we wouldn't need, they just give them like a phone book or something and they would just light up.
Like, that's clearly not what's happening.
These people, they're really dumb.
That's why they drive around in dinghies.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
tate brown
They're driving around in dinghies, like attacking cargo shit.
unidentified
Like these people.
arynne wexler
When was the last time you had a math genius come out of the Somali community?
I don't think they're autistic.
I don't think they have chess players.
unidentified
I think.
tate brown
Yeah, if they're autistic, it'd be like they'd be the first productive members of society.
If the frog would have never gotten exposed, they'd have that down pat 100%.
unidentified
They'd be locked in.
tate brown
WWE'd be touring in Minneapolis every year.
Like, it's what's going on.
phil labonte
I mean, we mentioned this the other day: the fact that the culture that they come from is there's a lot of corruption generally.
I was saying about a guy in Maine.
unidentified
Yes.
phil labonte
He was like, oh, you know, look, we voted for you.
The Somali community voted for you.
Now you have to protect us.
And because they were, you know, they were game in the system.
And he came out and said it because to people that come from that culture, it's normal.
unidentified
Yes.
Right.
phil labonte
Like, it is totally normal to be like, we voted for you.
So you have to step in between the law and us and protect us.
And that when you have that kind of culture, like you don't just transfer into another place and the magic soil just makes you into a, you know, a Jeffersonian Democrat.
tate brown
Well, that's, that's why, like, across the third world, like, the hustle grind set culture really took root is because in these cultures, they have like a get mine mentality where it's like the laws are just like an impediment in the way of like me getting rich.
And so that's why these things just click for these for these people because, yeah, they don't care if it's on the books or off the books.
They just got to get rich at all costs.
When they see like a private jet fly overhead, that like bothers them fundamentally.
And the West, we're just kind of content with the middle class.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
But I mean, part of the problem is the fact that like you'd think that the elected officials would say, no, we don't do that.
But it seems like the Democrats nationwide have been doing all they can to not just cover for them, but be a part of the corruption.
tate brown
Well, it's like an ethnic remittance program.
I mean, that's fundamentally what the Democrat Party is turning into as time goes on.
That's why Zoron is the way he is, is because he's just simply trying to get revenge against white America fundamentally.
And the best way to do that is like through defrauding our welfare systems, which were set up somewhat benevolently.
And then now that's the case all across the West.
It's like you can't bring a culture that's not Western into the West and expect them to understand why our welfare system exists.
phil labonte
That's a great point.
You can't bring a culture that is not Western into the West and expect them to be the West.
If you bring, you see it on X all the time.
If you bring the third, you know, the third world in, you become the third world.
tate brown
Westerners like fundamentally view welfare as like an embarrassing thing.
Like John Doyle made this point.
It's a really good point.
Is he was talking about his neighbors' house burnt down or something?
And everyone in the neighborhood was like offering help.
And he was like, no, no, I want to do this myself.
I don't want to get handouts.
unidentified
That sort of thing.
tate brown
That's like a very Western, specifically American mindset where people come from the third world and it's like, oh, free money, sick.
Like they don't have that sense of, there's not a sense of shame for receiving handouts.
arynne wexler
I was going to say, actually, like right next to Somalia is Somaliland.
And these couldn't be more different as two countries that are right next to each other.
And kind of to the point we were talking about earlier with Iran and versus Iraq and Afghanistan, like you don't need a democracy to be a functioning country, actually, which is like, and I'm very pro-democracy, pro-America, but not other, not all cultures can have that, or at least the way they're set up right now.
Like they're not ready for democracy.
But Somaliland is a great example where they had a centralized, unified tribe, basically.
And that's why they're flourishing and they're also pro-West and like pro-Israel.
And BB, just like to piss off a bunch of people, just acknowledge Somaliland and Somaliland.
Like the people are like running around the streets celebrating it.
And you have Somalia with retards claiming to be genius autists, basically.
tate brown
Well, and Somaliland was administered by the British, too.
And the British, like, were really good at setting up centralized government structures and their colleagues.
The only reason that a lot of these African countries haven't just collapsed yet is because the British were so effective at centralizing power.
The rest of Somalia, no offense, is administered by the Italians.
I think we all know what that means.
unidentified
Inbreeding's horrible, man.
It's good food.
It's true.
ian crossland
If you don't know, like, if a culture doesn't have the education, I think maybe people take it for granted that if other people, the level of ignorance other humans are operating at, like, if they don't know, if they don't, they'll just, it's almost like you want to go in and help them.
Like, people would throw their garbage in the same river they would drink out of, you know what I mean?
In Peru right now, I was down there.
unidentified
Have you been to India, Ian?
I've heard stories.
I've heard India.
Who was it saying India is doing better than the U.S. right now?
Are you saying that it's a lot of people?
phil labonte
Someone says brain damage.
tim pool
I've heard stories of India where the bathrooms are so disgusting the public restrooms, people will just go outside.
Like you walk inside and you're like, so you go outside and just go on the ground.
phil labonte
I heard that exact story this morning.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
tate brown
And then people will be like, well, you know, New York City in the 1800s, like people would throw their trash out of windows or same in London.
I'm like, yeah, 200 years ago.
So are you like admitting that your society is 200 years behind?
Like that's a self-owned when you say that.
unidentified
It's disgusting.
tate brown
Well, guys, our ideological opponents are retarded.
tim pool
We got crazy news.
World War III may be upon us.
We have breaking news coming out of Greenland.
German troops touched down in Greenland in a matter of hours.
As Danish leader says, country is still stuck in a fundamental disagreement with the U.S. over the island after a frank meeting.
We're now getting reports that French troops may be heading to Greenland to protect French.
unidentified
That's right.
tim pool
Well, do you know how famously in the past hundred years great at modern work?
tate brown
Do you know how many troops Germany sent?
tim pool
Is it three?
unidentified
18.
tate brown
The Norwegians sent two.
unidentified
Whoa.
tim pool
I'm actually more worried about those guys.
unidentified
Yeah.
We only see Dolphins.
Is Dolph Lundgren Norwegian?
I don't.
tate brown
Magnus Carlson, you could do some like sick chess plays.
So you think Norway was like, should we send 10,000?
Like, I got two.
unidentified
No, he's Swedish.
phil labonte
Close enough to get it.
The Germans are going to keep the French that are going in line.
tate brown
Can you just imagine being Hegseth right now?
Like, we're ready to go in.
We have our military just waiting at the gates to take Greenland and they see 18 Germans.
unidentified
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
phil labonte
Yeah, I strongly don't think that's a good idea.
unidentified
They're all speaking Turkish.
arynne wexler
We could probably get a girls' field hockey team in high school to go and take these guys down.
tate brown
We should do some of these trans athletes.
What's the best stop ready to go?
phil labonte
I have a feeling they're just going to pay them.
tim pool
They're just going to be like, supposedly, it's going to be like $700 billion.
Trump was like, we'll give you whatever you want.
And apparently, the Greenlandics, is that what we call them?
unidentified
Greenlanders.
Eskimos.
Doesn't the Greenlanders sound like a sports team?
The Greenlanders.
tim pool
The Green people.
unidentified
They're down.
I mean, imagine.
The U.S. is so good.
Welcome, you guys.
ian crossland
We're going to vacation.
It's going to be ultimate, bro.
unidentified
I bet it's great.
ian crossland
Also, ultimate.
unidentified
Muddy.
Well, and like the Greenlanders.
tate brown
The Greenlanders.
Oh, what's going to happen is we're just going to send in Texans to industrialize the place.
It's going to be a red territory if it becomes a state or red state right now.
Because there's not very many Greenlanders.
tim pool
Look at Nook in the summer.
unidentified
Look at this photo.
tate brown
It's Nook right now, but we're going to rename it to Tool.
We're going to go back to the Viking.
unidentified
Is that what it was called?
tate brown
It was called Gottthab for a long time.
That was the Danish name.
And this is the problem with Greenland.
This is why I think people should pump the brakes a little bit is because we're like exploiting leftist language against Denmark.
So it's like, no, we're actually going to return Nook to Gotthab.
unidentified
Look at this.
tim pool
We get the puffins.
unidentified
We do get the puffins.
I think it makes sense.
ian crossland
Because Denmark's going to make money and be really out ahead in the global market.
unidentified
No, no, we're not paying Denmark.
We're going to pay the Greenlanders.
ian crossland
We're going to buy a voice in Denmark for their taxes.
tim pool
In July, the high is 52 degrees Fahrenheit.
ian crossland
And now the territory can be properly defended.
If a conflict does break out, that was a severe liability for the Northern Hemisphere, especially in the Atlantic.
So I think a lot of people can win out of it.
It's a wonderful country.
And I'm talking about the United States.
Greenland looks free.
tate brown
The Danish, they were like, now what they're saying is like, that's perfectly defended.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Literally like six months ago, they had a whole thing at the EU where they're like, the Chinese could take this whenever they wanted.
tim pool
Look at this, look at this word.
tate brown
The meg mad.
unidentified
Megadalen.
tate brown
Is that a slur?
unidentified
Yeah.
arynne wexler
And people make fun of English.
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
The funny thing is, the reason why this story is important is that it shows how the left is batting a thousand at being retarded.
Look, I'm not trying to drag literally every liberal, but when you are always against Trump, even when it makes perfect sense, Trump didn't say, we're to go massacre the Greenlandic people and take over their land.
He's like, we're going to give them a bunch of money and welcome them to America.
And they're like, no, that's a bad thing.
And I'm like, what is the argument against negotiating for a territory to join the United States?
It's like honest.
Like, what's the honest argument against this?
There is not one.
ian crossland
The Louisiana purchase, Thomas Jefferson did, and he did it without congressional authority.
And it was probably the greatest move of any president in the last ever.
tate brown
And it was also really controversial at the time.
Like a lot of people were like, people were fucking pissed.
unidentified
They were like, you did this bottom.
tate brown
It's like stupid land we can't use.
Like, thanks a lot, dude.
arynne wexler
I do just want to point out that a lot of the like dumb meme accounts will say, oh, I don't think we should get involved in Iran, right?
But like, they're the ones playing Freebird, saying, like, yeah, let's take over Greenlands and make it the 51st state.
So like, I think people are being really inconsistent about this.
tate brown
I think this is a great idea, as is buying Greenland's the same as invading Iran.
unidentified
It's that easy.
We can buy Iran.
tate brown
Maybe we should try that.
tim pool
Just imagine going to Greenland and being like, how would you like your very own hard rock hotel and casino?
unidentified
In the shape of a guitar.
Look at the land that we got.
tate brown
Hackjack, a bunch of Eskimos with their hoods on.
tim pool
Eskimos, they're not Eskimos.
They're from Greenland.
unidentified
They're Greenlandic.
arynne wexler
It's cult, but it's not that cold.
unidentified
They're actually Inuit.
I want to know what's under the ice.
tate brown
That's the actual term is Inuit.
tim pool
For Greenland.
tate brown
Yes, the Eskimos live there.
Eskimo is like the old thing.
They're called Inuit.
arynne wexler
It's the Inuit there, huh?
tate brown
It's 10 to 20% Danish, and the rest of the population is Inuit.
unidentified
Yeah.
arynne wexler
I remember when Don Jr. went with Katie and all the people look very indifferent.
tim pool
I was only 25% right.
It's the Greenlandic Inuit.
unidentified
Oh, so there is a distinction.
There is.
tate brown
Well, because, yeah, we have our own Inuit in Alaska, and they cry.
tim pool
I'm really offended by Woke because they renamed Barrow to Utgiakvik.
unidentified
Oh, it's terrible.
tim pool
And the way I went to Utgyakvik a couple years ago, and it was beautiful.
It's an amazing place, but everything says barrow, and everyone calls it Barrow.
And the reason why it's called Utgyakvik is that they had a vote, and only like a couple dozen people showed up, and they were progressives, and they said, let's rename it its native name.
unidentified
Every freaking election.
Yep.
It's the crazies that show up, right?
The Tambondani one.
tim pool
But the regular people.
So I get off the plane and there's very few people who live there.
I think it's like, well, like a thousand or two thousand.
So we land, I get off the plane, and sure enough, there's like seven people on the plane who recognize me.
And as I'm waiting for my luggage with security, they were like, what are you doing here?
This is crazy.
And I was like, vacationing?
Like, you want to go to the northernmost city?
And then I was like, I was like, how is that called Barrow anymore?
And they all go, it's called Barrow.
Nobody wants to call it Ukyak.
unidentified
It's like a Wi-Fi transfer anyway.
What is going on?
Let's get these Star Wars names out here.
phil labonte
It's not Denali, right?
It's the Mount McKinley.
tim pool
Mount McKinley.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
That's insane.
What Obama did that?
phil labonte
I think so.
unidentified
He's trying to pull a fee.
tate brown
And that's the same thing that happened in Greenland.
If you ask any old Dana that used to be got that.
unidentified
Denali's a big SUV.
I'm done.
tim pool
I'm a neocon now.
I want everything to be named after whatever we decide it's named after.
No more taking away our stuff.
unidentified
We just pushed me too far.
tate brown
The decolonization names are real.
tim pool
Can you tap my phone?
No, they're upping it, right?
I get more money now.
ian crossland
Democratic Republicanism is top tier, but corporatocracy sucks.
tim pool
I always explain to people that the idea that people are paid to say things or are hired to say things is not true.
There are influence campaigns, but typically what actually happens is in the pre-influencer era.
This was really funny.
A media company would just, Ian and Aaron are interviewing for a job and they would say, you want to be a reporter for my company, Ian.
What do you think about Israel?
ian crossland
It's nice.
tim pool
Right on.
Do you think we should provide them assistance and help them out?
Candace And Money 00:05:50
ian crossland
Oh, you know, my take on Israel, I would have lost a job already if I did that.
I think it's an important piece of the geopolitical puzzle.
And America's invested a lot in it so far.
tim pool
Amazing.
So we'll take your number and we'll get back to you.
unidentified
They should come in, Aaron.
What do you think about Israel?
Love it.
You're hired.
Amazing.
tim pool
That's how it works.
unidentified
Really?
tim pool
They don't go.
unidentified
That's because of the boobs.
It wasn't.
tim pool
These companies wouldn't be like, when you work here, we're going to pay you to say good things about Israel.
They would just look at two candidates and say, what do you think about Israel?
And they'd be like, well, you know, I don't really care that much.
The other person goes, I love it.
And they'll go, when can you start?
So you don't need to pay someone to say something they want to say.
arynne wexler
I agree with that in general, which is what I think.
tim pool
No, in the influencer era now, they're paying people to say stuff.
arynne wexler
They're paying people, but I think it's more than that.
So I'll use Megan Kelly as an example, where I think a lot of people will look at her and say, well, she's not saying this because of any bad incentive because she already has enough money.
Same with Tucker.
All these people at Candace, they all have enough money that they don't have to say anything for the money.
But what people discount is that these people want something more than money.
unidentified
They want attention.
But that's still not.
But they say what's popular.
I think that's exactly what it is.
tim pool
So money is a component of a lot of the motivations we see for a lot of people.
But the idea that these particular individuals, I would argue Candace is more interested in money.
Megan Kelly, I think, is scared of losing what she has.
And I don't know what Tucker is doing.
Tucker, I view largely as there's a few things he said where I'm like, when he said he didn't know who Tommy Robinson was, I was like, what?
Of course you do.
But you're allowed to have bad opinions.
Megan Kelly claiming that it's good that Candace Owens alleged that Erica Kirk killed or was a knowledgeable of Charlie Kirk's assassination or the U.S. military was involved or that Erica Kirk's actually a machine built or whatever.
unidentified
Charlie Donald Trump.
tim pool
Yeah, I'm like, why would Megan Kelly say it's a good thing?
But here's the point.
At the amount of money that Candace Owens makes and her husband's net worth, you still don't own like a 185-foot yacht.
You don't.
And maintaining it's very, very difficult.
So if you want one of these Zuckerberg mega yachts, you are not going to get there for some time.
And there's always questions about the kind of people that seek money to this degree, they have a hunger inside.
And for whatever reason, they have it, they fear that if they don't keep making money, they are going to be destitute or something to that effect.
unidentified
That could be right.
arynne wexler
And us trying to guess what someone's actual motivations are internally.
They may not even understand.
That's fine.
But I think I've seen people in the space.
I'm one of these influencers that gets asked to go on the news, right?
And I don't do it all the time because I don't want to spend my time doing that.
But I see people who do it because they clearly need the validation.
They want to say that they're on the news.
They want to be seen doing that.
unidentified
Right.
arynne wexler
So I don't agree with you.
I think that everyone has different motivation.
unidentified
I do agree.
arynne wexler
I think Megan got so burned in 2016.
And she used to talk on her show.
She doesn't talk about this anymore, but I used to listen to her every day.
She would talk about the months she spent on the couch where the phone never rang.
I bet if you searched her old podcast, you'd find that.
And so I think she's where the phone never rang after she got fired from NBC and she'd asked Trump the question.
So the right spit her out and then the left spit her out.
tim pool
And she was when she took her name off that anti-trans book.
arynne wexler
And I think that she's loving, she was loving the MAGA love so much that now she's afraid.
And I think she made a bad call.
unidentified
Yeah.
arynne wexler
Just like Kevin Roberts, just like all these other people that thought that a certain part of the movement, they thought that's where the momentum was going.
And the inertia did seem to be going in that direction.
And they placed a very bad bet because they didn't actually go off of principles.
unidentified
They did what they thought was popular.
ian crossland
That's like having opinions.
Who really has opinions?
unidentified
Like, you're just a bunch of.
Nobody has any idea what's going on.
ian crossland
You're just a bunch of mix about what's going on around you.
Like these people that like stake so much on, like, I think this is important because I believe things.
unidentified
It's like, yeah, I don't know, man.
That's right.
Just don't believe anything.
But that's not what we're saying at all.
We're not saying, no, no.
arynne wexler
That's not saying that you could have wrong decisions.
You could have an idea that's bad, like what you just said, for example.
No, I'm kidding.
You can have bad ideas, but we all know that Megan and Tucker, the two of them, I'm taking Candace out because I think she just might be mentally unstable.
But I think the two of them are doing things because of very bad reasons.
It's not because, like, Megan has come out to say, just because you people want me to think one thing, I'm going to dig my heels in and do the opposite, right?
She's openly saying, I'm not doing this out of principle.
I'm doing this just because someone's telling me not to.
That's not having a bad idea.
unidentified
That's just being.
tim pool
I don't understand why turning points.
unidentified
Yeah, it's like outside.
Let me finish this off real fast.
ian crossland
It's like outside influences changing your opinion, whether it's people that don't have the pain.
Yes, they're just generated by the environment.
tim pool
You know, I get these comments all the time, and they're like, Tim thinks he's right about everything.
unidentified
Yes.
Yeah, literally.
tim pool
There are things I will say, I don't know.
You know, we had that other Erin on, and she was like, a communist one.
And she was like, what would you say if we invaded Syria or this other country?
unidentified
I'm like, don't know.
tim pool
She's like, what do you mean you don't know?
unidentified
I say yes or no.
tim pool
I'm like, no, I can't because I don't know.
But my point is, there are people who will tell you whatever it is you want to hear.
They think it gets a more clicks.
I will say things that irk some of you sometimes because I'm just going to say what I think.
arynne wexler
You're also a massive troll on Twitter.
unidentified
I know.
tim pool
Oh, so I tweeted universal literature.
unidentified
Sometimes I can't tell.
arynne wexler
I'm just going to start asking you.
tim pool
I tweeted universal literacy as a mistake and the left went nuts.
Karens Are a Good Thing 00:06:01
unidentified
So true.
tim pool
And then I said the point of the joke was that the illiterate can't get offended by it.
Like, that's the joke.
It only offends progressives who are perpetually offended on someone else's behalf.
tate brown
And that's like a deep Augustinian thought.
Like, that's a very classical thought.
unidentified
Yeah, I know.
tate brown
Sometimes the tough thing about being a commentator is sometimes you have to give the correct take and people aren't ready for it.
Like on the show today, this in the noon live, me and Amber Duke had to correctly, you know, unfortunately correct the record for people that Karens are a good thing.
Like Karens are the last, really in many ways, the last stand for Western civilization.
And people got angry.
People were, you know, calling us names, but it's like, that's the price you have to pay for being careful.
tim pool
Yeah, like, let's break down what a Karen is.
It is a woman asserting the right to her satisfaction and her person and property.
And that's what it means to be Americans.
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
tate brown
Well, yeah, because they're like a sheet of management.
Karen is just like a middle-aged.
tim pool
Why is she calling the manager as the person?
arynne wexler
By the way, as a type A, uptight New York woman, I'm in favor of the Karen's law.
tate brown
All Karen is just a middle-aged woman that has standards.
unidentified
It's like that's good.
I'm sorry.
tim pool
I'm sorry to do this to both of you, but I have to break down your Karen argument.
unidentified
Oh, here we go.
tate brown
I'm good on this.
tim pool
There is only one thing that actually makes a woman a Karen.
unidentified
The haircut.
Ugly.
Oh, chopping.
I was thinking of the hair.
tim pool
If an attractive woman was very busty, assertive, and was arguing, they would not call her a Karen.
If she had a stupid haircut and was ugly, they're going to call her a Karen.
But you know why?
Because thirsty guys aren't going to go online to attack hot chicks.
unidentified
They're going to be like, I'll do whatever you say.
It's true.
So if you're getting...
tim pool
It's the inverse...
unidentified
I'm sorry.
tim pool
It's the inversion of that meme where the hot guy says, like, looking beautiful.
unidentified
And then she's like, oh, thank you.
tim pool
And when the fat guy does it, she goes, help HR.
unidentified
Yeah, literally.
tate brown
No, it's so true.
That's why everyone is, if you're being called a Karen right now, you need to be ascending in 2021.
So you'd be look maxing.
unidentified
It's literally like that.
arynne wexler
If Ozempic exists and no one, no one has an excuse to be fat anymore.
unidentified
I'm sorry.
tate brown
The Danish might cut us off.
unidentified
That's their product.
I want to do that.
arynne wexler
That's why we need the Petro Dollar.
unidentified
It all comes back.
When is Fat Tuesday?
phil labonte
Is that Tuesday is a Tuesday before Lent, right?
unidentified
Yeah, but when is that?
It's March.
Totally.
I'm not sure.
It's on board AI that we think about.
Fat Tuesday, bro.
You know what's amazing?
You could search it.
We need a bug.
tim pool
I want you to imagine this.
I want you to just close your eyes, everybody who's listening.
Imagine this, okay?
You're working the return counter at Walmart.
unidentified
You're working there.
You'll be fatal.
tim pool
And all of a sudden, all of a sudden in the distance, stomping their way towards you are a bunch of obese, middle-aged women with the haircut, and they're holding receipts.
unidentified
And what do you think?
tim pool
And you're thinking, Lord, help me.
unidentified
Here they come.
No.
Now stop.
Now, wait.
Now stop.
Now, hold on.
tim pool
I want you to imagine another scenario.
You're working the return counter at the Walmart, and off in the distance, a bunch of women with big tits and bikinis are prancing towards you, holding receipts while they're giggling, demanding a return.
unidentified
You're not mad.
tate brown
No, those chopped women you're describing are, I see them as like the calvary of Western civilization arriving to save us from this like third world low standard slop that's like been imposed on us.
They're coming to say, no, you're going to accept this return.
You are going to make an amend for me.
You're not just going to do what the computer tells you.
You're going to call your manager and you're going to make this right because we are a society of justice and order and rules.
And these Karens are like the last thing defending us from these Somalis.
unidentified
Just a second.
tate brown
I get fired up about this issue.
I'm so pro-Karen.
unidentified
I'll die.
I'll die.
tim pool
I saw the spirit of Alex Stein burst from you as you yelled.
unidentified
Because this is like my issue.
tate brown
This is like all I really care about at the end of the day.
arynne wexler
Is Alex Stein going to stage my seat before he sits here later?
unidentified
Gonna do what?
arynne wexler
Alex Stein's gonna stage the seat that I was in before he sits down.
unidentified
Well, I don't know, probably not.
arynne wexler
I think we have very different ideas.
unidentified
That was all.
Yeah.
We should get you guys on a show together.
Oh, right, right, right, right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
tim pool
He's gonna be sitting here, actually.
I'm not gonna be here on Friday.
unidentified
Oh.
Yeah.
Okay.
tim pool
I have to get the final, the final dental implant.
ian crossland
Man, I've been looking at technology in Japan.
unidentified
Like, they regrow teeth.
Yeah, it's the third.
ian crossland
But you gotta take, it's like you can regrow instead of implants, but you gotta take drugs.
I'm like, I don't know what the drugs are and how they're gonna use it.
unidentified
You can regrow your teeth.
Yeah, yeah.
arynne wexler
I had a tumor once.
Everything's fine, thank God.
But I had a tumor and it had a tooth in it.
tim pool
Did they take the tumor out and like use it for you?
unidentified
No, I wanted to see it.
arynne wexler
I never got to see my tumor.
unidentified
Where was the tumor?
arynne wexler
My tumor was in my ovary.
unidentified
And it had a tooth in it?
Yeah, it was a territory.
You can use the tooth.
That's a baby.
I should have kept the tooth in the face.
tim pool
And she goes, what if the tooth falls out when you're old?
And I'll be like, we got an extra.
arynne wexler
From the tumor.
unidentified
Is that crazy?
arynne wexler
By the way, I did name my tumor back when I had it because I didn't want to keep saying tumor because it felt really intense.
unidentified
Thank God.
It was benign.
arynne wexler
Thanks for asking.
unidentified
Thanks, guys.
arynne wexler
Is she a make-a-wish miracle?
Is her hair even real?
unidentified
No.
arynne wexler
It's probably from a Uyghur slave, but that's okay.
unidentified
It's all extensions.
tim pool
Did you name it Isaac?
arynne wexler
I named it Bill Clinton because he always wants to be inside a Jewish woman.
unidentified
Oh, very salient point.
tate brown
It's so true.
unidentified
Tumors are pretty cool.
ian crossland
You can stretch them and stuff.
unidentified
Tumors were pretty cool.
You were like, stretch a tumor.
Cancer patient says, this is great.
Just open it up and listen.
One of them is.
It was benign.
arynne wexler
Everything was fine.
unidentified
Thank you so much.
We all been together.
So many eggs.
So you had a tooth.
So your body must produce that.
Yeah, it's actually.
I actually.
tate brown
Did you get a Patriot fact check?
unidentified
I did.
I got checked.
I got checked.
It's a fun point.
All right.
Tumors are fine.
arynne wexler
Just in case anyone's watching.
unidentified
Welcome back to Egg Cast.
tate brown
We're going to discuss fertility today.
Not doing too hot.
unidentified
No one's doing it.
They're very fertile people.
tate brown
They're eating a lot of blubber.
That's good for vitality.
unidentified
The blubber.
Is that what they eat?
Are they eating muffins?
They're big blubber.
arynne wexler
Is there puff-aside in the green?
UN Observer Salad 00:10:15
unidentified
No, save the puppy.
I don't know.
We got to go hard.
How much do you know?
We don't know.
That's how we get to invade and find out.
We can conduct an investigation.
arynne wexler
We're going to liberate them.
unidentified
We are at these possibilities.
arynne wexler
We're going to liberate the people of Iran and the Petrodollar, baby.
tim pool
This is Greenlandic food.
unidentified
Oh, it looks like shit.
Oh, yeah.
Have you hit the barbecue?
It's called Sueassette.
Oh, yeah.
It looks like someone ate it and then threw it up.
They lifted it up.
tim pool
No, but it's all whale skin and blubber.
unidentified
They need McDonald's.
tim pool
I've had whale before.
unidentified
It's disgusting.
arynne wexler
I bet it tastes like, does it taste like fat in like, you know, when you're having like a lamb chop and you have like the fat part, but the fat could be good, actually.
tim pool
So it's like a whale tasted like you take a piece of roast beef, put it, soak it in vinegar, and then leave it out in the sun for a day.
unidentified
That's what it tasted like.
tim pool
And I was in Bergen, Norway.
unidentified
Why does that even happen?
tim pool
And they had a big plate of whale, and they all were like, oh, and they were shoveling it onto their plate with bread and like mayonnaise or whatever.
And they're like, you have to try it.
And I was like, you know, it's like taboo for Americans.
Like, we don't eat whale.
unidentified
I'm like, but you have to.
tim pool
And I was like, I'll taste it.
unidentified
And it was disgusting.
tate brown
We have to bomb so many countries.
unidentified
This is crazy.
This is crazy.
What are these people thinking?
See, now he's turning into a neocon.
I'm going to make him a neocon ever cuisine.
This is crazy.
Oh, dude, the Greenlanders are going to get.
Have you ever seen Ethiopian food?
tate brown
It comes on an easel and it's like powders.
unidentified
Well, Ethiopian food is amazing.
It's extremely good.
Have you had a lot of food?
Yes.
tate brown
And I'm like, when does the food come?
You just gave me different powders.
tim pool
No, it's a gigantic pancake.
And they salvage lamb meat on it with amazing spices.
unidentified
Decali amazing.
I had no idea they had food in Ethiopia.
I'm kidding.
It's an old Billy Crystal joke.
I do.
tim pool
The famine was just like one time 30 years ago, and now no one shuts up about it.
I heard when I was a kid, they're starving.
They're not.
unidentified
They have food.
Yeah, it's actually a pretty developed thing.
tim pool
How come no one ever talks about Eritrea, huh?
unidentified
I don't know what's going on in Eritrea.
arynne wexler
They don't have oil, so we don't care.
unidentified
Oh, so true.
Move on.
Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
arynne wexler
Petrodollar supremacy, baby.
unidentified
That's the lesson.
tim pool
They enjoy a flavorful, spice-forward cuisine similar to Ethiopian food.
unidentified
See, that's what I'm talking about, dude.
Pancake.
Yeah.
Oh, that actually looks kind of good now.
tim pool
Sygne, spicy beef stew on injira, bold, red, and aromatic.
unidentified
Oh, this is actually.
I thought we were on Greenland.
tate brown
We got to try the slop on the bread.
unidentified
It's really good.
Dude, Bourdain is like a bad thing.
tate brown
Bourdain would be like hobbled over, shoveling his mouth.
We should learn from the Eritreans, you know?
unidentified
It's like, we're good.
tate brown
We're Westerners.
tim pool
Have you guys ever actually gone to an Ethiopian restaurant?
unidentified
You have, yes.
Yes.
tim pool
And you sit down at a table and they bring you a gigantic pancake with lamb, marinated lamb on it, and everyone just rips the pancake and makes little burritos.
arynne wexler
You have to really trust the people you're eating with.
I've done it.
And yeah, everyone has to watch the city.
tim pool
You guys have to snip their fingers to make sure.
unidentified
This is why I don't know.
You never know.
tate brown
I don't eat anywhere where I'm like.
unidentified
I don't know.
I didn't snip my fingers before we started.
tate brown
Well, we weren't having trust is involved in a restaurant.
tim pool
Actually, that was Ian's.
unidentified
It's crazy.
My fingers are nice.
Oh, God.
All right.
I'm turning into Dick Cheney right now.
This looks great, dude.
That looks like dog food.
But he's so good.
Bro, that's what you give a dog on his birthday.
That's what you give him.
It looks like beef and broccoli.
Easy to digest.
tim pool
To be fair, Chinese food also looks great.
unidentified
I like how you're saying this.
Okay, look at it.
Look at British food.
It's dog food.
They eat beef wellington.
arynne wexler
Dude, I'd rather have Ethiopian food than British food, okay?
unidentified
Anti-wine pudding.
You said, look at it.
phil labonte
Like, beef Wellington is beautiful.
unidentified
No, Hold on.
tim pool
Beef Wellington is trash.
unidentified
Whoa.
Really?
First experience than this?
tim pool
Bro, dude, if you're going to give me a filet or ten more, just give me a diet.
I'm dying on Tom Thompson and the blood pudding is amazing.
unidentified
So Ethiopian.
tim pool
The British breakfast is the greatest breakfast ever.
unidentified
So true.
Bro, I'm not saying that's the same thing.
tim pool
You get eggs and bacon.
unidentified
That's it.
British breakfast.
tim pool
You get eggs.
You get tomato.
You get mushrooms.
You get beans.
You get blood pudding, get the bubbles squeak.
arynne wexler
Nothing like being sold beans.
unidentified
Okay, so that's the best breakfast.
arynne wexler
Yeah, I'm obviously going to say Israel.
unidentified
Okay, but here's what I'm going to do.
Here's the problem.
Here's the problem.
arynne wexler
No, they have veggies and fish and like toast.
unidentified
That's not food.
That's what becomes food.
tate brown
Yeah, you're eating raw.
This is the problem with Jewish food.
You guys nail breakfast.
unidentified
I'll give you that.
Japanese, they soup shit.
tate brown
You fall apart after lunch.
You start shoveling out like ball soup.
unidentified
What is this?
What is this?
You're thinking of Eastern.
arynne wexler
We're not going to get into this, but that's only one type of food.
And there is really good Middle Eastern food and Ethiopia.
They're Ethiopian Jews.
unidentified
You guys eat falafel, right?
Yes.
That's it.
arynne wexler
That's actually all we eat that in maso.
unidentified
We don't eat anything else.
arynne wexler
We actually just walk around with mask boxes.
tim pool
The biggest debate is: is it called Israeli salad or Arabic salad?
unidentified
Oh, I've heard that debate.
Yeah.
tim pool
Because I went out to eat with someone once, and we went to a Mediterranean restaurant.
I was going to get yidos.
And I said, Can I get some Israeli salad?
And they were like, the what?
tate brown
And there's like 35 countries that came block of lots.
tim pool
Like, they were like, this proves you're a paid chicken.
arynne wexler
And just for every time, I'll send you another 7K.
tim pool
Yeah, every time I call it Israeli salad, I get $7,000.
unidentified
That's the deal with it.
tate brown
We're going to call it a UN observer salad.
unidentified
I think that would be a peacekeeper salad.
ian crossland
Just I want to get this out to the masses.
The problem I have is theocracy with Iran.
unidentified
I know it's age like that.
ian crossland
Israel's like the only other country on earth I can see that's like pseudo-theocracy because it's a Jewish state.
But I feel like you could culturally be Israeli because all Jews come from Israel, Jacob, and then religiously follow Judah's familial teachings and be a Jewish-Israeli.
phil labonte
It's a democracy, though.
Israel is.
They've got Arabs in the Knesset.
tim pool
Grok is like, Israeli salad is effectively the same thing as Arabic salad.
Indeed, it's just true.
I've been saying that really, the term you use is just indicative of who you want to kill.
unidentified
100%.
tate brown
No, I agree with Grok.
unidentified
Israel, Palestine.
tate brown
It's like, you're both non-Americans.
unidentified
So who cares?
ian crossland
Isn't it a Greek salad?
tim pool
I'm calling it American salad for Grock salad.
phil labonte
I'm calling it American salad salad now.
unidentified
It's what it is.
The Gulf of America.
phil labonte
When Israel starts making their own weapons and we stop giving them weapons, then they can call it Israeli salad.
unidentified
Oh, you got to try it out.
Because you're now.
Deep-fried breadboard.
That looks pretty good on the left.
tim pool
I think Japan has food right.
They're like, we'll just straight eat the seaweed from the water.
unidentified
Japan's got awesome.
phil labonte
The only thing I don't like about Japan is like they've got like they've got like octopus like in live in the well alive, but they have them, they have it at the airport like covered in salt and stuff.
tate brown
It's like they're still getting nuked.
tim pool
Do you know what the worst, the worst food ever invented is?
It's Scandinavian.
unidentified
It's the salt skulls.
tim pool
Have you ever seen these skulls?
Yeah, so bro.
ian crossland
Okay, I want to say while you're pulling it up, the best seaweed, in my opinion, is dulce.
It's super, it tastes like jerky, beef jerky.
unidentified
It's so good.
I'm not eating that.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's super salty seaweed.
It's great and it's leathery.
unidentified
Yeah, I'm not.
tim pool
Wow, there are skulls carved from salt.
That's certainly not what I was asking about.
arynne wexler
Okay, I don't think men should be living off of fish diets that way.
Japanese men are like so dainty.
And also, like, I mean, they were horrible in World War II.
Like, the massacres in China were so aggressive, and we pretend that it doesn't.
We forget that it happens because we see Asian men, I think, as basically lesbians, you know?
But if I wanted men to fight for me, do I want them eating a bunch of sushi rolls or do I want them having steak?
unidentified
Yeah, look at this.
tim pool
This is a cursed object, and I don't know how they sell it and eat it without dying.
When I was in Norway, it's a Swedish thing.
It's Scandinavian.
It's black licorice caked in salt.
unidentified
Like literally salt.
A lot of like black ligories.
tim pool
And well, like you eat two of them and you die.
unidentified
Yeah.
They're just, I keep.
tim pool
Went to a candy store when I was in Norway and I saw it all and I thought it was like sugar sour.
And then my friend was like, you got to try it.
unidentified
It's called a salt skull.
tim pool
And I was like, shut up.
That's salt.
And I bought a bag, tried one, and said, absolutely not.
You people are monsters.
ian crossland
Is that for like long journeys?
unidentified
They just need to.
tim pool
Apparently, what I was told is when the men would go wailing, they'd get salt all over their faces from the salt water and they'd constantly taste salt.
And so they kind of normalized the taste.
So they put salt all over this and it's kind of like they're used to it.
unidentified
Oh.
Yep.
phil labonte
Yeah, I hate black lyrics anyways.
tim pool
Annise banned.
unidentified
It's my least favorite licorice.
tim pool
I went to Turkey.
unidentified
Because it's black.
tim pool
Anise.
Anise is the herb.
I went to Turkey and they have a drink called Iraqi.
It is an Anise hard liquor drink.
And I was with the Vice guys, like the executives, and they were like, Tim, you got to have Iraqi.
And I was like, what is it?
unidentified
They're like, it's licorice.
I was like, oh, no.
tim pool
And they're like, you have to.
And I was like, dude, I hate licorice.
And they're like, you have to.
arynne wexler
Well, every Middle Eastern country has like a licorice tasting alcohol, right?
Like Greece has, what is it?
tim pool
Wait, does Iran?
unidentified
Isn't it like a military?
tim pool
Does Iran have licorice flavored drinks?
Shut them down.
unidentified
We're going in Baby.
We're going in.
That's it.
Enough of them.
Now you're ready.
Licorice is disgusting.
tim pool
If Trump was like, we're going to ban Annis from all foods, cilantro, caraway, fennel, I'd be like, I'm in favor of invading whoever you want, Trump.
You have my total illusion.
tate brown
If Trump just embargoes Mercedes in pantsuits or track suits, the Iranians would fold right away.
And Bluetooth headsets, they'd be like, we're done.
ian crossland
So we found out yesterday coriander and cilantro are the same plant.
Coriander is the seed.
unidentified
That's what I said.
tate brown
The cilantro is like the mass consequence of mass migration.
I would say probably the worst consequence of mass migration is retconning.
unidentified
So you're saying he was rebranding?
arynne wexler
Like air fryers or just convection ovens.
And we're all like, oh my God, I have an air fryer.
I'm making my sweet potato fries in my air fryers.
Rumble Rants & Super Chats 00:03:49
unidentified
I'm so healthy.
I'm so healthy.
All right, that's right, guys.
tim pool
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tim pool
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unidentified
Super cool.
tim pool
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unidentified
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Let's jump to your Rumble Rants and Super Chats.
Let's see what we got here.
We got not Robbie.
He says, I'm going to be a prude.
The F-bomb has been flying a lot lately, the last few episodes, that my children do hear while I have you all on in the background.
Indeed.
unidentified
Indeed.
tim pool
We're going to have to tell people to chill it on the swears.
And it's exactly for this reason.
When we first launched the show, I wasn't really concerned about YouTube.
I got an email and they said, I love your show.
I watch every day, but my kids are in the room when the TV's on, and I prefer if you didn't swear.
Got an email from someone who said, I'm listening to your show while driving the car.
My kids are going to school and the swearing.
I don't want them to hear it.
And I say, Fair point.
unidentified
Fair point.
tim pool
So we usually tell people try not to swear for that reason.
ian crossland
So I've noticed it comes out emphatically once in a while.
unidentified
It's Ian.
No, it's my fault.
No, I would like to have a show.
arynne wexler
I'd like to personally apologize.
I would like to apologize because I also wasn't told that before the show.
unidentified
If I've been told I would have been more careful, Ian would like to start the show, dropped an F-box.
ian crossland
Yeah, but sometimes I'm feeling it, but sometimes it's real annoying to listen to.
unidentified
I know what you mean.
It's like so redundant.
tate brown
I refuse to do it.
I'm a good Southern Baptist boy.
I'm never, you're never going to catch me.
unidentified
I've used power words.
tim pool
I want people to be able to sit in their living room, turn their TV on, watch live, and their kids are like finishing their homework and then going off to bed and not have to be like, I have to pause this and wait till you're.
We want you to be able to watch it.
And, you know, when your kids are old enough, they can watch it with you.
tate brown
That's why we talk about ovarian trends instead.
unidentified
It's just the dark stuff.
All right.
tim pool
Finger for life says, with all due respect, woke is a miscommunicated term.
If you read Romans 1, 28 to 32, it matches the woke mindset to a T, jaw-dropping reveal.
Who wants to pull that one up?
unidentified
Romans what?
tim pool
Romans 1:28 to 32.
Shane H. Wilder says, I have Verizon.
I was wondering why I didn't get any Indian scam calls today.
I'm joking, but if you manage to hit the big three networks at once, the entire economy screeches to a halt.
Italian Salami Models 00:15:20
phil labonte
Romans 1:28 through 32 describes the consequences of humanity's rejection of God because people refuse to acknowledge God.
He gave them over to a debased mind to engage in actions that are contrary to his will.
unidentified
Huh.
Interesting.
tim pool
Spike says, Speaking of which, Nick Shirley dropped another fraud video tonight about non-emergent medical transport fraud by guess who, hint hint.
I hit up Seamus about making a cartoon called Somali Dealer No Deal.
So the idea we had the other day was a story about Somalis smuggling wads of cash in suitcases through airports.
And then I told Seamus, I was like, bro, it's dealer-no deal, but instead of hot models to a bunch of Somalis and trying to figure out which one's smuggling $700 million.
unidentified
I hope he does it.
But they all look exactly the same.
tim pool
Well, it's dealer-no-deal.
There's numbered cases.
And then you pick one, and then you got to, you know, you're like, I want to eliminate these three.
And then the banker calls you.
But instead, it's Somalia calls you and, you know, says, we'll cut you a deal.
unidentified
Sounds like a riveting game.
We'll give you a quarter of what we stole.
No, no, no deal.
Let's keep going.
I want all of you.
We'll give you the autism money.
Yeah.
tim pool
Okay, what have we here?
Spike says, our blue-haired white liberal woman could take Greenland and France in an hour.
Oh, you mean one?
unidentified
Type one?
phil labonte
I think they said, I think they meant that just basically give them all to Greenland.
Oh, I think all of them could take it.
unidentified
Probably.
Indeed.
tim pool
Can we make an AI video of that?
It's just like northern Greenland and it's occupied by a bunch of obese, blue-haired liberal women.
ian crossland
Yeah, like setting up camp and running free.
arynne wexler
It should be like a lepers colony, you know?
We should send people to Hawaii and let them die off there.
unidentified
I'm going to have Graf make this.
tim pool
Grok imagine.
unidentified
Okay.
That's what they did.
tim pool
Imagine a herd of fat, blue-haired, liberal women stampeding in northern Greenland.
unidentified
I like this.
I like this.
Let's see if Grok can handle the heat.
tim pool
I don't need to type imagine.
unidentified
Why did I do that?
tim pool
A herd of fat, blue-haired liberal men stampeding in northern Greenland.
tate brown
Is that what you call a group of them?
unidentified
A herd?
Picture them.
Yes.
A school, a school of liberty.
Well, you call a group of cows.
A herd, right?
Yeah.
tim pool
I want video.
unidentified
I want video.
tate brown
You have to press the play button.
tim pool
No, I know, but it didn't come out the way I wanted it.
unidentified
They're like charging.
tim pool
That's the helicopter view of a herd of morbidly obese, blue-haired liberal women stampeding in northern Greenland.
unidentified
I spoke northern Glenn.
ian crossland
Can you put it on the screen even if it's bad?
tim pool
I want to see it.
unidentified
Yeah, I want to know.
Oh, my God.
Let's animate this one more.
Oh, my God.
arynne wexler
Don't do the one with the boobs.
We have enough boobs today.
tate brown
Yeah, that would just cross some wires.
tim pool
Oh, actually, yeah, Grok does make naughty things.
unidentified
Oh.
tim pool
So we can't necessarily just show it.
unidentified
I have to let it render off.
tim pool
We'll grab some more Rumble Rants and Super Chats.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
Mythos says the Brits conquered 25% of the world for spices and refused to use a single one.
British food is an embarrassment.
unidentified
Thank you.
tate brown
No, British Fruits.
unidentified
For making my point.
tim pool
What killed a lot of people, man.
tate brown
Can't educate.
unidentified
These goy them.
They don't get it.
All right.
tim pool
Let's see what we got in the old super chat machine here.
Let's see what we got going on.
We got Mike says, as an EMT, I responded to a call where a man was hit by a vehicle, a vehicle mirror at five miles an hour.
He had a medium bruise on his back, and he said he was fine, so we let him go.
He died that night from internal bleeding.
unidentified
Oh my gosh.
ian crossland
Could be a fake story, but still, if it's real.
tim pool
Kai says, Gooncast IRL.
unidentified
Always.
tim pool
The hat and beard show says Tit's Pool IRL.
No, it's Titcast.
unidentified
Titcast.
Tit Cast.
Firing up for the first time.
arynne wexler
What an amazing Chris collab.
tim pool
No name farmer says, Tim, the voters want to know: will your fennel ban include pepperoni, Italian sausage, and salami all seasoned with fennel?
Pepperoni is fine.
Italian sausage and salami, gone.
unidentified
Oh, fennel.
tim pool
The reality is, Italian sausage is, and so we got a problem.
But not all salami is.
Fennel salami, gone.
Fennel pepperoni, gone.
unidentified
No fennel.
tim pool
I would rather have Italian sausage.
unidentified
No fennel.
tim pool
So I have Italian dry salami with garlic and peppercorn to die for.
But I buy these packs, these three packs.
And there's like spicy chorizo, then there's like Italian dry salami and then fennel.
And I take all the fennel ones, I throw them on the ground, I stomp on them.
unidentified
Oh, no, no, no.
ian crossland
You got to grind the fennel into powder and then put it in stuff.
unidentified
It's disgusting.
ian crossland
You won't really taste it as much.
unidentified
It's disgusting.
You get all the health benefits.
Yeah, it's medicine.
tate brown
Just take a Flintstone gummy.
unidentified
It knocks it all.
tate brown
These advanced tactics.
unidentified
I know, but I think we're good.
I think we're good.
Oh, nice.
Oh, I want to see this.
Here you go.
Oh, wow.
Not that one.
Oh.
As I imagined.
The wire's running.
There you go.
ian crossland
There's that annoying hum that comes along with it.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
I think Greenland just sounds like that.
That's the Northern Lights.
tim pool
Well, one of them turned them into White Walkers.
unidentified
Really?
Yeah, you see this.
tate brown
Oh, one's crawling.
unidentified
No, we lost it all.
tate brown
It's like a Nazi zombies when you like, they have a crawler.
It's kind of like that.
unidentified
It's a cotton.
Let's try that.
tate brown
Surge nose.
tim pool
Morbidly obese, blue-haired, liberal women, zombies invading Greenland.
ian crossland
Do you think the morbidly obese zombie women is like an antidepressant phenomenon?
Like SSRI, just people checked out, dying their hair.
unidentified
What is up with the blue-haired?
I don't understand.
tim pool
It's definitely not safe for wine.
It made them all naked and disgusting.
I mean, they're zombies, so they're horrifyingly disgusting, but it made them naked too.
I didn't ask it to do that.
unidentified
The boys love Rock videos.
tim pool
We're going to show you all these in the uncensored portion of the show at rumble.com slash teamcast IRL.
unidentified
I don't know.
I haven't seen anything.
tate brown
Grock is moving like crazy.
arynne wexler
I heard it, but honestly, I don't check comments.
tim pool
Apparently, they'll just respond to your profile and say, take her picture and make her naked.
unidentified
I've never seen that, but I haven't.
Don't get thanks for giving people ideas.
All right.
What do we got?
What do we got?
tim pool
Clint Torres says, hottie people.
Just got to say that I love the thumbnail tonight.
unidentified
I wonder why.
Good.
tim pool
Let's see.
Ryan says, love the Tim with the lady chest chosen for the episode photo.
We recognize that completely.
Everyone looked at it.
Like, it looks like you have boobs, Tim.
unidentified
I'm like, it's funnier that way.
It's very funny.
tim pool
It's even funnier than the joke.
tate brown
Biblically accurate, Tim Pool.
tim pool
I like the first comment.
It was like, Tim, why have you been hiding those from us?
unidentified
That's very funny.
tim pool
All right, let's see.
Newbie Gamer says, phones have been down since 11 a.m. and still down now.
Having to post it on PC, is your phone still down?
arynne wexler
Oh, it's back, but it's been in and out.
unidentified
My internet was slow.
arynne wexler
I had to just do my entire drive here with my own thoughts.
unidentified
Just kidding.
arynne wexler
No, I was like, I was able to tweet and listen to music.
My poor Uber driver listening to the history of the great molasses flood of 1919.
unidentified
Awake Not Woke.
tim pool
Awake Not Woke says, Tim, we love Tate in the Morning.
We've got to ask, are there any plans to return to the 10 a.m. morning show?
Keep it the great work, y'all.
I do a 10 a.m. morning show every single day and I've never stopped.
And that's at Timcast News and Timcast on Rumble.
However, there's an interesting thing going on.
We don't exactly know what's going to happen, but Dan Bon the press release for Dan Bongino, I believe they're having someone take the noon slot on Rumble.
So we don't know exactly what that's going to mean for I'll be in the Rumble cuck chair.
unidentified
I think that's the plan.
The cuck chair?
tate brown
Yeah, I'm getting bumped.
I'm getting mogged, actually.
unidentified
Far enough.
tate brown
Welcome back, Bongino.
I think this is a great thing.
ian crossland
Mog today, there tomorrow.
tate brown
You know, it's a minor mog back for a major comeback.
unidentified
I think that's what's going to happen.
arynne wexler
Do you guys know what he's saying when he says these words?
tate brown
Yeah, you know, it's called being tapped in.
unidentified
I don't know.
I don't know.
tim pool
You're not familiar with what goon cast IRL means?
unidentified
No.
How old are you?
arynne wexler
A lady doesn't reveal her age, but I'm obviously 22.
tim pool
The joke is: if a woman gets offended, you asked her age, she's old.
unidentified
No, she's older than me.
arynne wexler
No, it's actually just more for like data, like just like trying to keep that information private.
unidentified
No, no, no, no.
tim pool
But like, young women are proud to say they're young.
unidentified
I know.
I say my age.
arynne wexler
I'm 32, but people often think I'm in my late 20s.
tim pool
Because you don't know the Gen Z slang.
arynne wexler
Yeah, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't want to either.
unidentified
That's fair.
That's fair.
I understand.
I kind of like it.
I just like knowing.
It's like, I got to know.
tim pool
Raymond G. Stanley Jr. says, tonight's thumbnail will bring in new viewers.
Indeed, it already has.
unidentified
Welcome.
Welcome, by the way.
tate brown
I've been wondering what the show is all about.
Apparently, I had an invitation to show you.
tim pool
It started because you made a comment about our thought.
So here's what happened.
She was like, your thumbnails, the timestamp covers the guests and you can't see them.
And then I looked and I was like, she's right.
We have the image of our guest.
unidentified
How many years have you guys had the thumbnail?
tim pool
Like two years now.
And then I said to Jessica, I was like, can we flip it so that the guest is plainly visible?
Because I don't care if the timestamp blocks a portion of the title.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
And then I was like, okay, we're going to make the thumbnail.
You mentioned trying to look good for the thumbnail, but it's being blocked.
And so then I took a picture for the thumbnail and I was like, I guess you want the boobs in it?
And you were like, yes.
unidentified
And I said, screw it.
tim pool
Just do all boobs.
unidentified
And everybody laughed.
tim pool
And then I was like, should I actually do that?
unidentified
And then everyone agreed.
ian crossland
I was like, maybe not.
And then I was like, everyone says yes, Ian, just let go.
tim pool
And then we can do after the show.
We can take, you ever see the thing where it's the guy's butt cheeks, but they put a bra on it.
And then like slowly, it looks like boobs can slowly zoom out.
And then you're looking at a dude's ass.
tate brown
I've gotten done in with that a few times.
unidentified
Miami Knights.
tate brown
Aaron, I have an update from Sean.
He says, I checked eating dog is not kosher.
unidentified
I guess that was a different thing.
Yeah, I said that before.
arynne wexler
There's no way eating dog is kosher.
unidentified
Yeah.
arynne wexler
He was trying to claim that, trying to sabotage us because I don't know if you guys know, but people love us right now.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Sounds like Qatar weighed in with Sean.
unidentified
He's for sale, apparently.
tim pool
All right, let's see.
Matt says, no one has been able to answer to me why AI is the future.
What's the end game for AI?
unidentified
What's the finish line?
Plug.
Okay.
tim pool
What'll happen is we are already at the point where, let me start here.
Remember when I said in the future, you're gonna have Disney Creative Plus, and you're gonna say, Disney, you're gonna open the app on your TV, press a button, and say, I want to watch Spider-Man fight the Incredible Hulk, and it'll go rendering, boom, the amazing Spider-Man fighting Hulk.
We are, I was like, that's coming soon.
You know what I didn't even think about?
This is how crazy it is.
AI is already so advanced.
You can go on a ChatGPT and say, write me a new Harry Potter novel.
unidentified
And it'll go, okay.
tim pool
And then when you want a new page, you just say next page.
And it will literally just write out a new Harry Potter novel cloning J.K. Rowling style.
So you already have infinite books now.
Infinite books utilizing everything everyone's written through these training models.
So we don't know if it's actually going to improve upon or create new things, but it will write you a book.
We're already at the point where you can read any story you want.
We are a couple years away from making any movie you want.
The new video models they just dropped.
unidentified
Crazy.
Oh, Sora?
No.
No.
It's, bro.
tim pool
When Sora 2 comes out and we're like, wow, look at this.
The behind the scenes private video models are already 10 times more advanced.
They have not been released yet.
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
So actually, let me pull this up because Phil sent me this.
And it's way beyond your worst nightmares or greatest dreams, I guess.
unidentified
Let me see if I can.
The future is yours.
Here you go.
Check this out.
Look at this.
tim pool
Now you're going to get scammed by some Indian dude pretending to be Millie Bobby Brown.
unidentified
That's already happening.
arynne wexler
Like all these guys that message women on OF, they're just talking to some dude in the Philippines.
tate brown
If you can impersonate Millie Bobby Brown, look at this.
unidentified
Drake isn't good at this good.
Drake isn't true.
Watch.
Oh my God.
Am I still your only one?
Yeah, sure.
Some of you are probably thinking, yeah, close-up shots are fine.
We've seen that before.
But what about the wide ones?
Well, it may have some limits.
There's not incredible.
Hollywood's over.
Completely over.
Yeah, for sure.
Well, just like the first one.
It's kind of crazy that with just 16 gigs of VRAM, you can already generate like a 15-second HD video.
Yeah, it's not perfect, but look at the motion and the lip sync.
It's actually really well done.
I love that they just do that to each other.
It's so cool.
By the way, I love you.
So, is it any good?
tim pool
OnlyFans is over, dude.
unidentified
Oh, my gosh.
AI porn's so messed up here.
Look at this.
It's like Persona, dude.
Speaking of games, dude, it's over.
You know what you need to power all that AI?
Water.
I just did.
I'm doing a nanotech documentary.
ian crossland
Aaron, I'm doing this nanotech documentary from a single frame that they did.
unidentified
This power generation.
ian crossland
So this company, Iron Lattice, is working on putting the memory in the processor.
unidentified
So it's one unit.
You don't have a bus anymore.
So it's 10,000 times.
I'm sorry.
ian crossland
Let me get this right.
It's projected to be 10 million times faster than regular competition.
unidentified
It requires a million times less electricity.
You know what?
arynne wexler
All these places need cooling.
You know, a very cool place where we can have the servers.
unidentified
Greenland.
But look at this.
Look at that.
You don't need the cooling license.
Check this out.
tim pool
They took establishing shots.
So they do this in filmmaking where they'll take pictures of what they want a scene to look like.
You load it up and said, make the movie.
unidentified
Apologize.
ian crossland
Yeah, this tech I brought up is no joke.
It's almost ending the graphics card industry.
unidentified
I shouldn't even ask for it.
You owe me.
No, I just think you're a little bit overreacting.
Am I?
Babe, come on, stop.
Look at the road, please.
tim pool
You can still see this weirdness with the mouth.
unidentified
Well, it's obviously AI.
tate brown
It's an Asian woman driving.
unidentified
There's no far in Asian.
It hasn't been an accident yet.
Please watch the road.
tate brown
Look, I think that's a good thing.
ian crossland
Society kind of starts to act like the famous actors of the day.
And if we just let AI make shitty acting, pardon my language, it's getting late at night.
That means I'm going to say shitty more often.
unidentified
Jeez, dude.
Look at this.
This is really bad acting.
Dude, video games are all.
ian crossland
How do you explain that to someone if you're not an actor?
Like, you got to show them what's good.
tim pool
This is the end game.
The end game is you saying, generate me a video game where you play a female spy sci-fi with a laser gun.
Music's Role in AI Videos 00:07:02
tim pool
And it's going to render GTA 7 in 20 minutes.
That's the end game.
phil labonte
The reason I mentioned that to you is because right now, music is like the singers in all the AI videos and stuff.
Like, it's instinctive from the music's pretty good.
And so, like, that's coming to visuals.
ian crossland
Well, I've just worked on doing like a five-minute movie with Sora.
I spent, you know, 20 hours editing and creating it.
It's just a lot of the acting's garbage relative to what we can do as humans.
tim pool
Sora is behind this.
unidentified
That's the point.
tim pool
You are using a publicly released, cheap tool.
You can spend, actually, what is it, like a couple bucks a month or some cheap amount.
We're looking at previews of private behind-the-scene unreleased stuff.
What Chat GPT's video capabilities are already has dramatically surpassed what you have access to.
Hollywood studios already have access to like 10 times the power that you do.
ian crossland
If you can, like you're like this, if I could do that, like and you can record my literally cover and then you can put that into the AI guy it's making you the recording you made of yourself for Sora 2.
tim pool
Anyone can now use their own video reference to be you.
ian crossland
But just for the acting, you got to implement it.
No, it's to put your personality on the AI guy that it's making of you.
tim pool
No, someone will act.
unidentified
Yeah.
Right now.
tim pool
And in a year, it won't matter.
The crazy thing is, right now, you put yourself in, someone could make a video of you doing something bad.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
You look at like, they do motion capture and stuff like that for animation and stuff.
This is the same principle.
And so it doesn't matter if the person's a great actor or not.
They'll just have to go ahead and do the motion capture.
And then the AI will fill in.
unidentified
Oh, I'm sorry.
Let's grab some more creative.
tim pool
Let's grab some more super chats while we still have a couple minutes left.
Chief Corey Anderson says, I do whatever the woman with the nice pillows says.
unidentified
Support Israel.
tim pool
Benjan says, damn, she got them heavies.
Chief Corey says, anytime, Aaron, do you work with Mike Lindell?
Because those pillows are fantastic.
arynne wexler
That would have been such a good My Pillow ad.
unidentified
Use discount code POSO.
No, Code Tim.
Do you have Code Tim?
Yes.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Code Tim then.
tim pool
But you can see how Jack is so ubiquitous with that promo code everybody knows.
unidentified
So smart, yeah.
Code Pozo.
Yeah.
tim pool
He's probably like swimming in money just from Code Pozo.
He like goes home.
He has a vault like Scrooge McDuck.
arynne wexler
This is an ad I should suggest to Mike Lindell.
unidentified
You should definitely do that.
It's just your boobs.
arynne wexler
There are some people who are angry on Twitter about the cover, and I just want to say humor is not for everyone.
unidentified
Well, we have a serious post right now.
And I'm more than just a brain.
We have a serious post here.
tim pool
Dylan Brown says, longtime fan, my father took his last breath tonight.
I am working in Berlin, but was lucky enough to be on the phone when he took his last breath.
A shout out to Steven Brown would mean a lot.
He was a light in a dark world.
Shout out, Stephen Brown.
You have a good son.
And sorry for your loss, brother.
unidentified
Thank you, Stephen.
ian crossland
Be at peace on the way over.
unidentified
Let's see.
tim pool
Scribly Bear says, it seems as though Verizon's service has gone down multiple times in the last two or three years.
Maybe they're just too cheap to update their towers, and everyone is blaming it on terrorism.
phil labonte
I don't think it's towered, but maybe.
unidentified
Maybe.
Really lucky timing.
What did someone say?
tim pool
Timcast IRL?
TitsCast IRL, indeed, indeed.
All right, my friends, we're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show so we can show you zombie, morbidly obese liberal women invading Greenland.
You can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.
The show will be live at rumble.com/slash Timcast IRL.
Head over there and subscribe.
You don't want to miss it.
Join Rumble Premium.
Aaron, do you want to shout anything out?
arynne wexler
Yes, you could follow me on Instagram or Twitter at Aaron Wexler.
unidentified
So that's it.
ian crossland
Follow me at Ian Crossland and the technology I was talking about earlier with Aaron with this Iron Lattice company.
You can find it at graphene.movie.
unidentified
Go there.
ian crossland
The trailer's up now.
Sign up for the email list and graphene.movie.
unidentified
Check it out.
ian crossland
You can follow me at Ian Crossland.
Great to be here.
Thank you guys so much.
unidentified
Much love, much prayers.
Be good.
That's right.
tate brown
X and Instagram at RealTate Brown.
Come hang out for the noon live, Timcast Noon Live, only on Rumble.
And we'll be back this weekend with Connor Tomlinson for Across the Pond.
unidentified
So be on the lookout for that.
phil labonte
I am Phil that remains on Twix.
The band is all that remains.
We're going on tour this spring.
We're going to be out with Born of Osiris and Dead Eyes.
It starts April 29th in Albany and goes until just about the end of May.
You can check out all that remains on Apple Music, Amazon Music, Pandora, Spotify, YouTube, and Deezer.
Don't forget the left lane is for crime.
tim pool
We will see you all over at rumble.com/slash Timcast IRL in about 30 seconds.
unidentified
Thanks for hanging out.
tim pool
You've been warned.
arynne wexler
I want you to know a joke I want to make, but I respect you too much.
I wouldn't make it on air because it's at your expense.
unidentified
I never do that.
Are we live?
Yeah.
Right now.
Are we really?
Yeah.
Should I not?
All right.
tim pool
Are you going to call me gay or something?
unidentified
No.
I didn't realize.
arynne wexler
Are we actually like in the members?
unidentified
Yeah, okay.
Everybody's watching.
They're staring at you.
arynne wexler
I was just going to make ah, never mind.
unidentified
I'll just say it later.
Off the air?
Yeah, I'll just tell you.
All right.
It's just a funny.
Not all jokes are meant to be public.
To be public, yeah, okay.
arynne wexler
Like, I had the best joke of all time.
Raw Dogging It 00:11:05
unidentified
I'll say this.
arynne wexler
I had the best joke of all time when the news about Elon and Ashley's baby came out.
And I didn't do it because out of respect for knowing people.
unidentified
And I was like, this isn't the time.
You know them both.
I knew Ashley.
I know Ashley.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's a friend of mine.
I'm not going to.
Yeah, yeah.
arynne wexler
But at the time, I really wanted.
So it wasn't the time to make that joke, but I wanted to tweet this and no one did.
Talk about Raw doging it.
unidentified
About what?
They had a baby together.
Oh, Ra dog.
Talk about Raw dojing it.
arynne wexler
No, but at the time, it was right when Doge was happening and no one tweeted it.
And it was such an obvious joke.
I'm like, how has no one made this joke?
unidentified
You know?
tim pool
Sometimes you just have to.
Anyway, here's a video of fat liberal zombie women invading Greenland.
unidentified
You good?
Yeah, that's it.
Now I want to watch more of Beyond the Ice Wall.
I didn't realize we were like, I don't know.
The responses to your post.
The liberals.
They're so mad.
arynne wexler
The liberals on the YouTube or on my tweet.
unidentified
Your tweet, what is this?
arynne wexler
Did you just dust off your Cheeto fingers on me?
unidentified
I would never share Ethiopian food with you.
I just want to be clear.
That's like.
That's called a callback.
tim pool
Okay, so this is the annoying thing.
Krasenstein is like, if he had internal bleeding in his torso, then why was he released from the hospital?
It's just like retardation is liberalism.
So I've already explained our buddy Mike.
I'm Mike.
Mark, Mark and Callum were both in a severe car accident and injured.
Mark was vomiting blood, had a brain bleed, and they discharged him from the hospital.
unidentified
So if he had internal bleeding, why did they release him?
I don't know.
tim pool
Ask a fucking doctor, you retard.
arynne wexler
Who was that famous actress who had the ski incident?
unidentified
And then...
Mark Ruffalo.
No.
If only.
tim pool
No, it was Jeremy Rex.
unidentified
I fucking hate Mark Ruffalo.
arynne wexler
Do you see him with that fucking gay ass, like, be good pen?
unidentified
I'm gay.
That dude's retarded.
Yeah.
tate brown
He's actually like one of the worst.
arynne wexler
He's like a Greta Tunberg fangirl simp.
But no, Natasha, what is this?
unidentified
Dude, the way Ruffalo is.
I feel like.
Is this like a hostage?
What is this for?
It's for girls.
It's going to be AI.
Oh, no.
What are you telling Grok?
Oh, God.
tim pool
You're done.
I'm already making you the angry, screaming bird and me the stoic calm bird.
unidentified
That's so true.
You're the dog.
tate brown
You're the dog, and Grok is the hot car you're trapped inside of.
tim pool
You know the meme?
It's like, it's too late.
I've already depicted you as the shouting, angry bird, and myself as the calm, stoic bird.
unidentified
No.
tim pool
You've never seen that meme?
unidentified
That's surprising.
I'm very good at it.
tate brown
I'm not going to be chilling at the angry bird.
phil labonte
Tell me, I'm going to make her flat-chested.
unidentified
Can you imagine?
I would wonder what that looks like.
arynne wexler
I just want to say that being in Florida, I'm the only woman, at least in my building, in my general neighborhood, that has real lips, real boobs, and a real, and a real butt.
ian crossland
I appreciate that you don't like over push the hotness and you're just like, actually, you are like an intelligent person.
unidentified
Oh, thank you.
I thought you were going to say that's so offensive.
He's saying he likes me for my voice.
You balance it pretty good.
Thank you.
arynne wexler
Well, you know, I was very awkward and ugly until I was like 17 years old.
I was a very late bloomer.
tim pool
Oh, you're like, I like that movie where the girl's actually hot, but then she takes her glasses off.
Yeah, she's like, no, she was hot the whole time.
arynne wexler
She did get LASIK also, which helped.
unidentified
No, but that was a few years ago.
I was a bad idea.
arynne wexler
No, it was the best thing.
No, my prescription was so strong.
It was negative thoughts.
unidentified
No.
arynne wexler
I really thought we might have a civil war.
It was before the last election.
I'm like, if they're going to steal it again, what am I going to do?
Run around the civil war with like a stack of contact lens boxes?
unidentified
Like, I'm just going to run around like this.
Like, that's crazy.
No.
tim pool
What should I have Grok make you do?
tate brown
I think you should ask the audience.
unidentified
No, I don't think we should ask the audience.
phil labonte
Like I said, I think you should make Grock have her flat chested.
unidentified
The Cheeto smell is so funny.
The Cheetos are so pungent.
Dude.
It's even closer to you.
When we weren't here, he like dusted.
Wait, no, stop.
Oh, my God.
It auto-corrected boots.
tate brown
You got to test your Cheeto dust, too.
unidentified
That's a big problem.
I think there's like palates in that or something.
I don't know.
I got to look into it.
ian crossland
Okay, skiing, makers ski.
unidentified
I thought that you were going to answer or pick something.
Yeah, do something.
I don't know.
I don't know.
What's weird?
ian crossland
I'm so burnt out on like making my guy do something.
unidentified
I'm like making my guy do stuff.
I don't want to be grokked.
Oh, it's too late.
I've already known he's doing that.
You've already been groked.
You don't want to be groked.
ian crossland
He didn't mention that he completed the task.
unidentified
It's too late.
I've already depicted.
I was going to say we're friends.
No, we're not.
arynne wexler
Tim never likes my tweets.
unidentified
We're not friends.
It didn't work.
It didn't do anything.
It just made me feel like he likes stuff.
He just doesn't let you know sometimes.
Yeah, I don't understand.
It didn't work.
arynne wexler
The only time we've interacted is I dissed Star Trek once, and Tim was like, How dare you?
unidentified
That was like our only Twitter interaction.
I have Star Trek on JV Star Wars.
Isn't that what it is?
It's like, we already have Star Wars.
What are you going to start with?
arynne wexler
Yeah, it was a post that was unrelated to Star Trek, but I like involved, whatever.
It was a Star Trek reference.
ian crossland
Yeah, Star Trek's pretty popular around this table.
At least the second Next Generation.
I thought that one was okay.
unidentified
Is this Star Trek?
ian crossland
Yeah, that's Spock.
unidentified
That's great.
Live longer.
arynne wexler
You know where it comes from?
unidentified
Doctor's Pocket.
Judaism.
Really?
It was a Jewish actor.
arynne wexler
I don't know if it was the one who played Spock.
unidentified
I forget.
Leonard Nimoy.
arynne wexler
Yeah, that's obviously Jewish.
And this is what we actually do for the Cohen's blessing.
So you know the last name Cohen is a very common Jewish last name.
It's because it's the priests.
ian crossland
Yeah, it was a sect of priests that kind of took power in Judaism and around power.
arynne wexler
Like God said, like the Cohens are going to be like the Koheni, like the Cohens will be the priests of the temple.
And so this, and we still do this today, where there was a Cohen's blessing, like a priestly blessing that we receive throughout the year at like different moments and like high holidays.
And they do it with their hands like this.
unidentified
And so that's where they got the idea.
arynne wexler
But now it looks so weird because you just think of it.
tate brown
And what a fall off for Cohens.
Now they're just like in law generally.
unidentified
Yeah.
I don't know.
arynne wexler
It's like, no, no, they still have like, it's not like the caste system with Indians where it really means a lot, but it is kind of a big deal where if you're religious in any way, being a Cohen actually does mean something.
Like you get like, you get certain privileges and stuff like that.
unidentified
It's like a battle piece.
ian crossland
It's the conspiracy theory is that they, it was like a forceful revolution within the church at the time.
And they stopped doing vegetable sacrifice and started doing blood sacrifice.
And they don't know why, but they think that those priests, I think maybe they like meat.
And they're like, well, just tell them to bring me.
unidentified
What do you mean about the church and vegetable sacrifice?
ian crossland
They used to bring vegetables and sacrifice those to God, but then at some point there was the same woman.
There was a change in that they started sacrificing meat instead where they would like cut the blood over the people and then keep because they would keep the sacrifice the priests would.
So they were like keeping whatever they were given.
tim pool
You can make it sex.
You can make them have sex.
Like Grok actually has a sex.
unidentified
Spicy.
Yeah.
Like I feel molested.
Watch these.
We're cooked.
I don't want to see this.
Ew.
It's kind of too late.
I think it's nice.
arynne wexler
I feel like that video wasn't ending this after.
unidentified
Jesus.
Gwok, can you please make the fat ladies have sex, please?
tim pool
I didn't know what spicy was at first.
And so I was like, make it an image of Elon Musk in cyberpunk style.
And then it made the photo.
And then I was like, I can make it a video.
And it said fun, normal, or spicy.
I'm like, spicy.
And then it's him ripping his shirt off.
unidentified
And he's like, okay.
I was like, okay, ladies.
Now I get it.
Jeez.
ian crossland
That's kind of powerful.
unidentified
That's kind of powerful.
ian crossland
How deep can this go?
I got to mess with Roma while you're doing that.
tim pool
This is Minnesota right now.
unidentified
Is that what fat people look like?
This is grim.
Look at this.
Oh, look at boobs out.
I wouldn't know.
Skinny person.
tate brown
This is happening in France all the time.
unidentified
Let's do this.
arynne wexler
Wait, put them on Manjaro and let's see what they look like.
unidentified
Wait, hold on.
It's just like flapping.
Can we give them?
Yeah, they'll be skinny with slappy skin.
Can we give them ladies?
Swinging around.
Give them eating disorders.
They can fly.
Oh, God.
You think they could be swept up in a strong wind?
tim pool
This is currently what's happening in Minnesota right now.
unidentified
This is powerful.
What is that one?
This is the second one's notable.
phil labonte
I'm going to tell my kids this was Minnesota because that's actually more realistic.
ian crossland
That girl's going spread eagle right there.
unidentified
Oh.
ian crossland
Is that what that's called when the arms are out?
It's no Jesus Christ pose.
unidentified
She's in Jesus Christ's pose.
T-foo bingoing.
Bingo.
I got bingo.
Flapping around under here.
It's like a saloon door.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I hate this.
tim pool
This is Minnesota right now.
This is true.
arynne wexler
We need to bring back heroin chic.
unidentified
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
arynne wexler
Heroin chic was so good for us.
The economy was thriving.
unidentified
Crime was down.
Yeah, I totally agree.
arynne wexler
Welfare State was getting under control.
phil labonte
It's inspirational again.
Like, people should aspire to be like the people they see on their streets.
tate brown
Like, I feel molested when I walk by Victoria's Secret now.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Because it's like, and I'm not saying I'm a looker, but I'm just saying, like, come on, create some standards.
If these are, you know, the pinnacle of beauty.
unidentified
What are we doing?
ian crossland
You feel like it's getting into your brain and like.
tate brown
Yeah, I feel taken advantage of.
And I'm not crazy.
Everyone in the audience is going to agree.
unidentified
I'm correct.
tate brown
I'm objectively correct.
tim pool
When I think about what's going on in Minnesota, I see this image.
tate brown
Dude, those are the juggernaut builds, dude.
I just got to be careful.
unidentified
This lady's got six boobs.
tate brown
Yeah, you don't even need the car to run them over.
You just trample them.
unidentified
Look at these.
tate brown
I mean, I would be petrified in this situation.
They'll barbecue you like it's Haiti.
phil labonte
I mean, one misstep, and then you're dead.
tate brown
They have like night armor.
unidentified
Can I tell you?
arynne wexler
Okay, I have a suggestion.
I think we should make a policy that clothing companies are not allowed to make like the XXL sizes.
And I think we should shame the morbidly obese people that they have to sew and knit their own clothing that it forces them to lose weight.
unidentified
Because you know what?
arynne wexler
There were no fat people in Auschwitz.
unidentified
Okay.
So true.
arynne wexler
If you wanted to lose the weight, you could.
None of the hostages came back fatter.
unidentified
XXL.
arynne wexler
Just stop eating and you'll lose weight.
So I think if we, it's actually a kindness.
There's a, I'd rather be kind than nice.
It's not nice, but it's kind to force someone to have to stitch together their own clothing and to not be able to walk into a Lululemon where I'm subsidizing your leggings because I get size small and you're getting XXXL and it takes more fabric and I'm paying for your fat.
tate brown
It starts with the XXL and then you get safe injection sites.
That's like the same line thing.
ian crossland
You gotta challenge.
They're doing it for profit.
If there's fatties out there, they're gonna sell fatty clothes.
Filibuster and Democratic Agenda 00:07:56
tate brown
That's why we have because they charge the same amount for XXLs they do for small, even though it's more.
unidentified
We gotta go to welcome.
tim pool
We gotta go to callers and we're gonna start with Nardito82.
unidentified
What's up?
What up, man?
You might be muted.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
How y'all doing?
Hi.
Doing spectacular, dude.
Whoa.
Yeah, Marjorie.
Ian, glad you're back.
My daughter, she got rear-ended, so I know what you're going through.
My question for the panel is the we've all talked about the filibuster.
And if the Democrats get back in power, how they want to remove the filibuster and push their agenda through.
But lately, I've had this thought that the Democrats don't want to pull the trigger because of what happened with Obamacare when they had full control and they forced something on the American people.
Do you believe that the Democrats want the Republicans to do it so that way they can just say, oh, we're just doing what the Republicans are doing or not?
tim pool
No, they're going to do it anyway.
They don't care if the Republicans do it or don't.
phil labonte
Yeah, I think that they'll do it when they get back into a position where they can.
unidentified
I don't know enough.
ian crossland
I don't even know if I understood the question.
unidentified
I'm so sorry.
tim pool
The Democrats want Republicans to do the filibuster so that when they get in power, they say, well, Republicans don't do it.
unidentified
Oh, yeah, yeah.
tim pool
But no, because they're going to do it regardless.
If Republicans don't do it, Democrats win.
ian crossland
It does feel like the United States is on a thread right now.
We need a legit government that wants to maintain the Republic.
tim pool
I just absolutely love the retards who are like, there's no civil war.
All over Reddit right now.
There's insane amounts of posts about a civil war coming, and all of the comments are like, the economy is too good for a civil war.
Whenever there's a civil war, the economy is bad.
And I'm like, did you Google it?
Because when you Google it, you'll find out that's just fucking not true in two seconds.
In the American Civil War, the economy was great.
We fought for ideological reasons.
It's happening.
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
The liberals don't care what's true.
They're just whatever Trump is, they're against.
Trump says, I want to buy green land.
Oh, you're evil now.
unidentified
I'm like, what?
Yeah.
So true.
ian crossland
So was your question?
What was it exactly?
You wondered if we thought they would try to get the Republicans to give up the filibuster or if it would be a good idea.
unidentified
Right.
Right.
Because when Obamacare passed in 2010, between 2010 and 16, they lost 1,500 seats nationwide.
So it was just, well, we want it done, but we don't want to be the ones to do it because we don't want to take that risk again.
Yeah.
Let's put the pressure on the Republicans to do it.
I don't think that.
phil labonte
See, I think that the reason that the reason that the Democrats lost all those seats and stuff was because Obamacare was largely unpopular.
It wasn't because of the method they used to pass it.
So I don't think that if they blow up the filibuster, I don't think if they blow up the filibuster, it's automatically that they're going to lose.
It depends on what they pass.
Sorry, they're just make it spicy.
unidentified
Make it spicy.
Please.
tim pool
I said, a horde of blue-haired, morbidly obese liberal women rioting in Minneapolis and eating ice agents.
tate brown
Please make it spicy at particular days.
unidentified
Look at this particular day.
phil labonte
The Maltoff.
unidentified
The ice agents are tiny.
Why are they so small?
phil labonte
It's like the Lilliputins.
unidentified
They're Guatemalans.
Make it spicy.
Please make it.
Please make it spicy.
You want me to make this one?
I have very particular.
Oh, dude, it's brutal.
Disgusting.
Eating the ice agents.
Oh, my God.
ian crossland
Does it show them like ripping their skin off with their teeth and blood and all that?
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
It's like they're at Popeyes.
Dang.
What the fuck is this?
tate brown
We're swirling the drain.
unidentified
Oh, man.
Look at this one.
Ryar's legs backwards.
Is that a felony?
Look at this lady.
It's like a weird mix.
Oh, my God.
Eating the ice agents.
Isn't it funny?
Minneapolis.
Yeah.
Let's make that one a video.
tim pool
Anyway, you were talking about something that was more important.
unidentified
Yeah.
Oh, no, that's nothing more important than liberal, blue-haired, fat women eating the ice agents.
So it's an issue of our time.
It's community.
It's important.
ian crossland
What we're doing right now is learning things together.
tate brown
We're trying to save the West right now.
tim pool
Look at how Minneapolis has a big sign that says Minneapolis.
unidentified
Literally.
tate brown
You didn't see the Somalis.
tim pool
Should I make them eating Somalis?
unidentified
Please.
Yes.
tate brown
Fat white women eating Somalis.
That's a thing.
phil labonte
But yeah, like we were saying, I don't think, I think that it all depends on the policy that gets passed, not about the actual filibuster itself.
Average person doesn't care about how the sausage is made, and the filibuster is just one more thing in Washington that people don't really care about unless there's a bill that passes that affects their life.
unidentified
Anything you want to follow?
Jesus Christ.
tim pool
A horde of morbidly obese blue-haired liberal women riding in Minneapolis and running from hungry Somalis.
unidentified
Gosh, this is lore accurate, by the way.
Look at this one.
arynne wexler
I just don't like looking at fat women, so I'm just not looking at fat women.
ian crossland
Oh man, something you can't really see.
arynne wexler
I object to fat women.
tim pool
Should I make it spicy?
unidentified
That's the most.
ian crossland
Also, like if someone eats something you don't like and you gotta smell it.
unidentified
I don't like that.
tate brown
The answer to make it spicy is always yes.
arynne wexler
No, there's no way to make this spicy.
unidentified
Well, find out.
Come on, do it.
Make it spicy.
Make video on it.
arynne wexler
Can you give them sports bra so they're not flopping around?
unidentified
No.
tate brown
Can we post this on Indian Twitter and be like, oh my gosh.
unidentified
Because they'll all be like, oh, my God, no way.
tim pool
Indian Twitter is X. What do you mean?
unidentified
Yes.
It's so true.
Oh, my gosh.
This is crazy.
tim pool
All they do is they post good morning.
unidentified
How are you?
Back and forth a hundred times.
And I'm good.
Good morning, baby.
Will you make that spicy fun of you?
tim pool
No, you sound like the aliens from Galaxy Quest.
unidentified
You don't sound like Indians.
More like this.
arynne wexler
By the way, Pesovic texted me.
unidentified
He's like, OMG.
Oh, God.
We're lives as live.
Good.
Whoa, it's getting sexual.
That's a little much.
Wow, they really went for it.
Oh, my AI is giving you what it can.
tate brown
RFK, if you can hear me, RFK, please.
unidentified
I'm going to fix it.
Don't worry.
I'm going to fix it.
I'm going to fix it.
tim pool
A horde of sexy women.
unidentified
Oh, God.
tate brown
This is getting Indian now.
unidentified
Please, Garak, make it sexy for me, please.
Oh, my God.
tim pool
Did you want to shout anything out or anything, brother?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
No, I just want to say, hey, Tim, you like a distant cousin to me.
I depend on you a lot to know what's going on.
And every day I pray for your safety.
And I know you've been going through a lot.
So I'm glad you decided to keep it going.
And like I say, I keep you on my prayers, you and your family.
Oh, thank you, man.
Election Integrity and Digital Risks 00:15:18
unidentified
Thank you so much.
Yeah, maintain.
Well, thanks for calling in.
Yes.
All right.
Y'all have a nice day.
All right.
tim pool
Next up, we've got Prilo Lyzer DeBaby Daddy.
unidentified
What's up?
What's up, guys?
My question for you guys is with the election integrity or with election integrity remaining a top priority for Republicans as we approach the 2026 midterms.
Why do you think recent criminal prosecutions for mailing or absentee ballot fraud have not been receiving much attention in right-wing circles?
tim pool
And I do have a list of cases specifically if you want them, but I guess because we're all exhausted and not focused on it.
unidentified
I don't know.
ian crossland
Trump isn't running again, so he probably didn't give that much of a shit.
And so he's all distracted by what he's doing, working on.
And it's really up to us to keep.
I know I'm refocused on like Iran and good news doesn't get clicks, man.
unidentified
What?
Good news doesn't get worse.
Election reform.
ian crossland
You don't think it could be we could make it a hot buzzing story?
phil labonte
No, I think that's, I really think that it's just that, you know, small victories like that, because they're not big.
You know, they don't grab your attention.
I think that small victories like that don't get clicks.
And also good news doesn't get clicks.
ian crossland
So I was thinking just the general conversation about election integrity, because if we do another election and they have a much more robust digital system that they can flip votes 5149, we're fucked.
phil labonte
Well, I mean, if I understand correctly, there are no significant attempts to make voting electronic.
And the only changes that I have heard people talking about are, you know, in-person ballots and, you know, voter ID and stuff.
unidentified
No, nobody votes.
No voting.
Just no more.
tim pool
Trump, then Trump Jr., then Trump jumped.
tate brown
Voting thing is a big hassle.
unidentified
Trump III.
phil labonte
I want to get as few people voting as possible.
tate brown
You got to show up to a school you've never heard of, stay online, talk to like a bunch of retards.
phil labonte
Like jail them every half the country's cold.
unidentified
Just tell somebody to vote.
tate brown
Do the Larry David thing.
Like, are you voting for a Democrat?
Okay, let's just both go home.
unidentified
I'm going to vote and I'm going to vote hard.
Just both go home.
Who are you going to vote for?
I don't know.
We can move on to the next caller, too.
I'm just making conversation.
Well, I don't know.
I mean, voting for the answer.
phil labonte
Do you have any follow-ups or anything?
unidentified
I think, Phil, I think your answer was the best one of them and probably the most realistic is good news and small victories don't really make for good, you know, viral videos.
And I just, I want to get the information out there because I feel like election integrity is really an important thing.
phil labonte
Yeah, post it up on X. I'll retweet it.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
Me too, actually.
Tag me in that.
unidentified
We'll do.
All right, man.
phil labonte
Got anything you want to shout out?
unidentified
Yeah, I want to shout out my wife who recently has baby on board.
Congratulations.
That's huge.
I was still thinking about myself.
I'll be submitting a super chat when the time comes in August.
We look forward.
Awesome.
I'm so ready.
Yes, that babies.
Thanks a lot, bud.
Thanks for calling.
Baby.
Thank you, guys.
Bye.
Bye-bye.
ian crossland
I'm acting like a bit of a retard right now.
unidentified
I apologize.
ian crossland
I'm sort of fatigued.
unidentified
It's been a long time.
All right.
ian crossland
Yeah, my friends got into it.
unidentified
Mr. Sambra Joe.
Okay.
School up or down.
Oh, God.
This is the retard of the Discord right here.
Let's go.
What's up, Mr. Do you have a lot of competition?
You said you're the retard of the news core?
Oh, good.
Yeah, of the Discord.
The Discord.
tate brown
Very competitive role.
unidentified
Thanks.
So I have a question for you guys on the panel.
So will an economic crisis and a possible unrest towards the midterms push Trump to cross the Rubicon and finally activate the Insurrection Act and fulfill his agenda?
And then I have a follow-up after that.
phil labonte
I think that the behavior of the protesters is far more in, will be far more, will have far more impact as to if Trump has the, you know, passed the Insurrection Act.
I don't know.
Like I, the stuff that I've been seeing in the past couple of days is that the direction of the economy is actually looking better.
It doesn't mean that it's good now.
It doesn't mean that people feel good about it.
But the numbers that I've seen lately seem to be signaling improvements.
So I don't know if that means that there's, Jesus Christ.
I don't know if that means that there's going to be an economic issue to really kind of be the catalyst.
So I think that it really boils down to whether or not the, you know, whether or not the protesters decide that they want to continue the protesting into the summer, into the historically historic riot season.
ian crossland
I was thinking if I'd known, like when I was a kid, that one day I'd be listening to you talk about the Insurrection Act, watching this fat fucking woman fall down over and over again.
Like, what a life.
Bro, this is all I ever wanted to do anyway.
tim pool
If someone came to you and said, Ian, 20 years in the future, you're going to be sitting there talking about the Insurrection Act and like Donald Trump is president again.
And then you're watching this video, it's like a fat woman and she's rolling around on the ground, you'd be like, sir, you need help.
unidentified
You're like, slow down.
All right.
You obviously need to be medicated, sir.
ian crossland
Sorry, so with your follow-up, I did not mean to interfere or interject if you had a follow-up to what Phil was saying.
unidentified
Oh, it's okay, Bossman.
So basically, my follow-up to that basically is: do you think that possibly the other reason why he's not doing the insurrection ad is because he's basically waiting for the midterm selection.
If he sees that he's probably going to lose and get impeached, he's just going to go, I'm the Senate, and basically I need to finish my agenda and try to rally support behind him at that point.
phil labonte
I mean, I don't know that I think that he would be interested in doing that.
Because the Insurrection Act isn't going to give him policy.
It's not going to produce legislative success.
That would be just, okay, I'm in control of the streets of whatever state he activates the guard in.
So I don't think so.
ian crossland
I mean, if anyone else has any ideas about it, it's not something I've been concerned of at all.
unidentified
I don't think they're going to do it.
ian crossland
But I don't know.
I think they're trying to get this stuff done with as little inflammation as possible.
But I just don't know enough about it to really give an educated answer.
unidentified
It's taking so long to make her normal.
No, we're not making anything normal here.
It didn't fix it.
It didn't fix her.
Oh, they look rubber.
arynne wexler
I'm gonna file a complaint to HR, not about anything except for the fact that they're so fat.
unidentified
And I have to watch how fat they are.
phil labonte
For real, Ian's HR, so.
unidentified
What was your complaint, yeah.
arynne wexler
My complaint, my official complaint, is that the women are just so morbidly obese and I had to look at morbidly obese people for an extended period of time.
unidentified
Really poor folks.
That's disgusting.
arynne wexler
And he refuses to put them on Manjaro.
That's like the rich person's Ozempic.
tim pool
Oh, see what the LP1, right?
unidentified
I don't know.
ian crossland
Maybe we can resolve this out of court.
What if you try some Mudanjaro with this lady?
unidentified
There you go.
Can you put her on Ozempic?
She's still blue hair, but looked a lot better.
Not fat anymore.
ian crossland
They should have showed the fat fall off or something at least.
She didn't digest it that quick.
tate brown
Have you seen anything where like Ozempic's overriding birth control and they're having a lot of Ozempic babies?
unidentified
It's exciting.
What's happening?
It's the one good thing about it.
Yeah, really.
arynne wexler
Also, it's actually reducing the number of non-binary people, I think, because only fat girls are non-binary.
And once you're hotter, you're like, sometimes it's hard.
unidentified
Would you get so fat?
It's hard to tell.
phil labonte
Well, non-binary is the new anorexia or bulimia.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yes.
arynne wexler
Yeah, that's how we go try social clustering.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Yeah, I don't know what's going to happen.
The states are, of course, trying to line up against the Fed.
There's a CNN analyst who said there's no legal mechanism by which the states can create laws to block federal law enforcement.
unidentified
So what was this?
What?
It said no?
We got nerfed?
Yeah, what the hell?
tate brown
What could you possibly do that Grok would not generate?
tim pool
Anyway, brother, do you want to add anything or shout anything out?
unidentified
Oh, well, shout out basically this core.
And, you know, thank you guys for everything you do.
And just a little shout out also for the Aussies over there in Australia.
Apparently, with the new laws, they're going to turn full UK mode, basically.
So there's going to be a lot of arrests in the next weeks, probably.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, the Australia things.
We got R-rated.
We just got shit heavy, dude, as you were talking.
We got hit hard.
Yeah, some boobs.
How would you describe this, Aaron?
I was saying a bigger top thing.
Things are getting really into prompt.
tim pool
I said she turns into a young, thin, normal, attractive woman with long blonde hair and big boobs.
unidentified
Not a track, but fully clothes.
ian crossland
Is this live for the Discord?
unidentified
Can they see this?
phil labonte
This is the chooses for them to see this.
unidentified
Oh, I hope Surge chooses.
Oh, gosh.
phil labonte
Uncensored after show.
unidentified
Yeah, good.
Get a look at that.
ian crossland
So now I saw it too.
unidentified
No, you can't see it anymore.
It's gone.
It's gone.
tim pool
I made it so that she'd keep wearing her clothes.
unidentified
It made her clothes.
Her top exploded.
So are you?
ian crossland
Do you have to be 18 to have that?
unidentified
I hope so.
I don't know.
Or is it like a kid can't do it?
It's like a loaded gun.
Are we going to next call?
ian crossland
Yeah, I think we are.
Thanks for calling, man.
Did you have in the last thing you were saying about Australia?
I didn't even register.
Hold on, let me do the tits.
Can you reiterate it in like six seconds?
unidentified
It erased what I wrote.
It doesn't want to clothe her.
Yeah, what's it doing?
No, stop.
tim pool
She becomes a becomes a normal, thin woman, fully clothed and ready for a great workout.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
This is like Amish porn.
unidentified
I wonder, fully clothed.
tim pool
All right, next up, we've got Davida 23.
unidentified
What's going on?
My T4 army.
How they are.
Hey, going well.
All right, Rachan.
Well, with that, first of all, I don't think I've been able to call in since Tim has had its kids.
So congrats on that.
Let's go.
Welcome.
Second of all, my question is for the panel.
I just want to know: now that we're up to like, I believe 19 billion and fraud discovered in Minnesota, what do you guys think or suspect would be the overall contribution of fraud to the national debt?
They can't say six, seven.
Oh, it's microscopic.
tim pool
It's like the high end is 10 or 20 billion.
The low end is like 2 billion.
And the deficit is trillion.
So it's like a rounding error, sort of.
phil labonte
I mean, if you're talking about the actual overall national debt, it's inconsequential.
If you're talking about the deficit, you know, then it's at least mentionable.
But, you know, when you're talking about $39 trillion, that's $39,000 billion.
ian crossland
It'd be interesting to find out how much of that accrued $39 trillion is actually from fraud.
phil labonte
I thought that was his question.
ian crossland
Oh, I thought it was just like one of our yearly fraud issues.
unidentified
They're leaving.
tate brown
They're deporting them.
tim pool
Yeah, he cut TPS.
unidentified
Yep.
tim pool
Now they're suspending.
unidentified
What the hell is this?
What?
It's getting freaky.
She actually got kind of hot on the right for a second.
So you're saying of the debt?
Oh, that's awful.
The other one was better.
arynne wexler
What, you saw the one on the right?
unidentified
Yeah.
What happened to it?
tim pool
It was like a which one do you prefer thing that popped up and started playing music?
Anyway, you know what you're saying?
ian crossland
Are you asking of all the fraud that we believe exists within the system that hasn't been found yet?
unidentified
Yes.
ian crossland
I want to go with the deficit.
unidentified
Yeah, that's what I'm going to say.
ian crossland
I'd rather focus on how much of the deficit would that be because that's a yearly number.
phil labonte
Really?
Yeah, the deficit is $2 trillion, I think.
unidentified
Okay.
ian crossland
I'm looking at it now.
U.S. debt clock.
Man, it's tough to say, dude.
1.7 trillion.
unidentified
I don't know.
I don't know how much fraud.
ian crossland
Because USAID was kind of like a fraud thing.
It's so tough to say, but if it was more than, I mean, it couldn't, it couldn't be more than like 1% of it or 4% of it, right?
unidentified
You think it could be?
We actually could search what the.
They're trying to keep it under the radar.
phil labonte
So, I mean, Musk was saying, yeah.
tate brown
Can we get a palate cleanse?
We just do that dog with a seal.
arynne wexler
All this talk about Ozempic, and I open Twitter and it says, I refuse to ever lose a single pound using Ozempic or Chinese peptides.
If I want to lose weight, I'll do it the way God intended: abusing stimulants and cocaine.
unidentified
Right.
phil labonte
So the deficit is 1.2 trillion.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
So it's 1.8 trillion per year.
unidentified
East Village.
And it's very East Village.
ian crossland
First off, what's the fraud?
Our yearly fraud coming out of our how many Somalis are here.
unidentified
Then we just multiply it by like you know what's interesting is how fat a lot of the Somalis are in India.
Have you noticed that?
Yeah.
The women are quite plump.
tate brown
Because the well, immigrants from the third world in general just get one-shotted by processed food.
phil labonte
So the estimates for fraud are 233 billion to 521 billion estimates.
unidentified
This is actually really crazy.
So that would be sexy with anything.
tim pool
Yo, our boomer parents and grandparents are going to fall for this shit.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Oh, dude, that's like 15%.
That always 15% of our deficit is fraud.
phil labonte
In two years, everyone's going to fall for it.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
I know.
ian crossland
Get ready to get a phone call from your friend and it's not him.
unidentified
But it'll look like that.
It's already happened to him.
It's already happened.
It hasn't happened to me yet.
Has it happened to you guys?
Has it happened to anybody yet?
tim pool
I've gotten so I'll tell you a story.
I've gotten spoofed phone calls from prominent high-profile conservatives that I know, and they used AI to spoof their voices, and I caught it immediately and hung up.
Crazy AI Shit 00:06:46
tim pool
And that's a federal felony.
unidentified
Really?
tim pool
Like 25, no, spoofing.
unidentified
Spoofing?
Yeah, yeah.
tim pool
Caller ID spoofing.
unidentified
Okay.
Fucking wild.
Dude, it's just going to be so.
tim pool
You see this latest video from Minneapolis?
These liberals are just finally admitting it.
tate brown
Yeah, they finally folded.
unidentified
Yeah.
They're honestly.
Detained by desire.
That's what it is.
ian crossland
Is it like all of reality is about to go over the waterfall?
tim pool
I made some spicy.
unidentified
So whatever.
Wash.
Whatever.
tim pool
Let's see what Grok does to it.
unidentified
This is like scrappy question.
tim pool
Dude, if someone posted a photo like that to X right now and said, I met this woman protesting in Minneapolis, people would be like, just assume it was real.
arynne wexler
Also, people retweet things all the time.
unidentified
They don't even check.
Oh, my gosh.
No one knows what they're talking about.
ian crossland
It's so disturbing.
unidentified
I saw something yesterday.
Oh, my God.
It just constantly.
What?
A million views and it was fake.
It was topic.
Like, what?
Well, that's Grok for you.
Man, I don't know.
I just believe things.
Crazy.
tim pool
It's crazy that we're here with this AI shit.
ian crossland
It makes it easy for a government to declare war under the radar.
unidentified
Is the caller?
Caller still here?
Caller?
Yeah.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, I'm still here.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Just take it off.
tim pool
Dude, Elon made a softcore mode for his AI.
unidentified
Oh, my God.
tate brown
Caller, what are your thoughts on hardcore AI pornography and India and what should we do to the Indians?
unidentified
That's my question.
tate brown
How far should we go?
unidentified
Dude, hardcore digital porn AI is all of your thoughts.
It's crazy.
But think that we should cut it off to the U.S., right?
And instead of importing any Indians, we should export that to the Indians.
Yeah.
And let them have their fun with it.
Interesting.
tate brown
We could just nuke their test.
If you can't be flooding it.
unidentified
Well, yeah.
I think you're right.
There's not much American meat left on the bone anyway.
But you never know.
They have kids.
ian crossland
Kids have more meat.
They need more distractive.
unidentified
I've had this theory.
I can't even.
tate brown
I can't even give my Demography right now, and this is so compelling.
unidentified
We're cooked, it's compelling.
It's actually over.
ian crossland
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering.
Is it like we're going over the waterfall, and whatever lands is how people would be like, Well, I guess that piece worked.
tate brown
We should use that when we a lot of like a lot of these AI guys.
Like, I talked to Nate Fisher, he's an AI VC expert, and he's like, We're going to return to pre-modern sort of civilizational structure because people won't know what's real, and so the only thing they know is real is a face-to-face interaction.
Um, so he's like, he predicts that, you know, maybe the generation after Gen Alpha will be like completely allergic to technology because they just can't trust it.
ian crossland
Just assume it's fake all that.
unidentified
Is that what you said earlier?
arynne wexler
We're going to just all be Amish.
tate brown
Well, to a degree, you're seeing like an interest again in DVDs, vinyl.
Like, Zoomers, it's more of like an aesthetic thing, but Gen Alpha, they literally find like practical use out of like having tangible objects in their hands.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
So I actually am a little bullish on that sort of thing.
phil labonte
Two generations, they're all going to be paying with cash.
unidentified
Yeah.
Books are nice.
tate brown
That's like when progressives go so woke, they accidentally come up with base policy.
Like when New York City banned businesses from only using card transactions, like everyone has to take cash.
It's actually really base.
So the banks can't control what you purchase because like Beta Rawk was like, oh, I'm going to tell Chase to ban AR-15 sales or whatever.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yes.
tate brown
Things are getting too political.
Can we pull up a porn?
At Grok porn now.
unidentified
Porny.
No.
Yeah.
tim pool
There was a funny meme where it was a guy.
A guy was like, I'm on a plane and my book just ran out of batteries.
unidentified
The future sucks.
Oh, man.
My book just ran out of batteries.
ian crossland
I'm wrestling with I'm getting these DD books and I'm like, should I buy the books and give them to people?
It's more expensive, but they're heavy.
Or do I just get the app and everyone can share the stuff digital?
It's a tenth of the cost, but then everyone's staring at a fucking screen.
tate brown
Because people try to go all off the wall and they'll post a picture of everyone in a train car reading a newspaper and they're like, see, we've always been distracted.
I'm like, I just, it's such a false equivalent.
unidentified
Not by radiation.
tate brown
I'm just so tired of gay people.
ian crossland
The radiation is making people fucking disgusting.
unidentified
Gay like G-H-A-Y.
tate brown
Yeah.
unidentified
I brought that up last night.
Zesty.
G-H-E-Y.
That's what I brought up.
Is that how the British spell it?
arynne wexler
Well, it's like the South Park episode, yeah.
unidentified
South Park.
arynne wexler
You could be a faggot without being gay.
unidentified
So true.
Yeah.
I know a bunch of people.
You could be a dude without being a chick.
They're all my friends.
You could be a dude without being a chick.
Yeah.
phil labonte
Isn't Modern Society Grant?
So did that answer your question about the deaf?
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
tate brown
Yeah, call her.
Call her thoughts on Grok porn.
unidentified
That's trying.
Trying.
Maybe we can improve with our project.
tim pool
This actually is a big story.
They were doing interviews about it.
There was a big story about how Grok was putting women and children into bikinis.
tate brown
The UK is citing it to ban it.
phil labonte
Musk was tweeting about it today.
He was looking for people that could actually get Grok done.
unidentified
A little too extreme.
To do it.
Yeah.
tim pool
Well, I mean, I saw Grok doing it.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yeah.
tate brown
Grok literally put a picture of me and Chrissy Maher in bikinis.
unidentified
It's actually over.
Look at this.
tim pool
If I tweeted this, people would think it was a real photo from New York.
unidentified
Of course they would.
The power.
Oh, bro.
tim pool
You know what you do?
You'd post that photo under a fake lib account and say, make this right-wing troll famous.
unidentified
There you go.
tim pool
Like, I was at New York at a protest and I saw this woman holding the sign.
unidentified
She's mocking us.
Make her famous.
Do it.
tim pool
Do your thing, internet.
unidentified
Do it.
tim pool
Well, I don't have a fake leftist profile.
unidentified
I can't.
ian crossland
Some fake leftists out there, though.
unidentified
I don't mind a fake profile either.
Make her famous.
I don't have like a brand new.
tate brown
I wouldn't tell anyone if I did.
unidentified
What?
How's she doing it?
Wow.
That's a fake.
She's so happy.
She's so happy.
tim pool
Anyway, do you want to add anything or shout anything out?
unidentified
Yeah, if you don't mind.
So I do want to shout something out.
I wanted to say, you know, interesting enough, you guys are talking about Lozempic, Manjaro, so semi-glutite through zepatite.
I've been working like crazy over the past six months on a new facility over in Naperville.
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unidentified
So it's called serotonin, and what they do is anti-aging and wellness.
They don't just prescribe.
They help actually fix people from the inside out.
So I wanted to shout that out and I wanted to thank you guys for your time.
Awesome, man.
Right on.
Let's go.
Thanks for calling in, bro.
ian crossland
It's all about what you're talking about, dude.
Serotonin in Naperville.
unidentified
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Check it.
Right on.
All right, everybody.
tim pool
We are back tomorrow, of course.
It's going to be a lot of fun.
So we have a big show next Monday.
I don't know what the rules are because we're booked, but am I like, are we cleared to announce the boss?
unidentified
Well, but no one's told me anything.
I don't know.
tate brown
It's still under wraps for now.
unidentified
No.
Under wraps?
We can't say anything?
tate brown
I believe so.
I think we still need to announce it.
unidentified
I don't know.
tim pool
I mean, you can do whatever you want because Naggle Puss is coming on Monday.
tate brown
We are bringing on the blue-haired lady from the video that was stripping.
unidentified
All right, everybody.
Aaron, thanks for hanging out.
It's been fun.
Thank you, guys.
arynne wexler
A real treat, and nice to see you a little closer to home.
unidentified
Yeah, yeah.
tim pool
And for everybody else, we're back tomorrow, of course.
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