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Hillary Clinton FACES JAIL For Refusing To Testify In Epstein Case | Timcast IRL

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ian crossland
19:25
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kaitlin bennett
13:16
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phil labonte
11:12
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tate brown
16:29
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tim pool
01:17:26
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donald j trump
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justice samuel alito
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tim pool
Ladies and gentlemen, I have information that could lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.
Everybody does.
Actually, it's breaking news.
The Clintons are refusing to testify in the Epstein case, and they're being threatened with contempt.
Now, I know, cue the reaction.
Everybody's laughing, saying there is no way either of these people will ever see the inside of a jail cell.
Yeah, not with that attitude.
You've got to manifest it.
I need everybody to sit there and just imagine in your minds that Clinton's going to jail.
Maybe.
I doubt it.
No, I agree with you.
I doubt anything's going to happen.
Because if you're Steve Bannon or Peter Navarro, they're going to lock you up in two seconds.
But if you're the Clintons, you can destroy public records and acid wash a server.
And everyone and their grandmother, liberal grandmothers, will protect you and make sure you don't go to jail.
So let's read what this is all about.
We also got the big news.
Donald Trump said, F you twice and flip the guy off.
Yeah, the video's going viral.
At a, I believe it was a Ford plant after he called him Peto Protector over the Epstein files.
So I guess Epstein's in the news again.
But ladies and gentlemen, oh boy, we wouldn't have a good show for you unless we had a good laugh.
And that is the Supreme Court hearing oral arguments over West Virginia's transgender sport restrictions.
They don't want biological males and women's sports.
And it's incredible.
I mean, aside from Katanji Brown Jackson being an unlimited source of just hilarity because she clearly does not understand basic concepts like what is a woman, the question itself, what is a woman, has finally made it to the Supreme Court.
And the response from the progressives has been nothing but pure entertainment.
Yet they said we don't have a definition of what sex is.
And Alito is like, then how could you have sex-based protections if you can't define it?
So, yeah, we finally made it.
It took, what, 10 years to get to this point where the Supreme Court could finally be like, guys, if you can't define what a woman is, you can't have legal protections for women.
And they're like, yeah.
So we'll go over that.
There's a whole bunch of other breaking news.
The ICE agent involved in the shooting of Rene Good is reportedly in hiding and also reportedly will not face criminal charges, which everybody's freaking out about.
At least the liberals are.
People on the right are celebrating.
So we'll get into all of that.
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It is Caitlin Bennett.
kaitlin bennett
Thank you so much.
That pool water is hilarious, by the way.
Oh, that's a good one.
tim pool
It was shout out to Andy on the crew.
He came up with the idea because we were beefing with this water company.
And then I think my brother was like, you should sell water.
And then Andy goes, pool water.
And then we all burst out laughing.
And then my brother goes, that's disgusting.
Don't sell that.
And then we sold it.
kaitlin bennett
No, I love that.
Thank you for having me on.
This is very exciting.
I'm out of my comfort zone, so I'm a little nervous.
Usually I'm talking to liberals who want to hurt me.
But this is going to be great.
So I'm excited.
Thank you.
tim pool
Right now, we got Ian hanging out.
He's back from quarantine.
ian crossland
I'm back, man.
Back and ready for action.
I'm an actor, musician, social media designer, entrepreneur.
I've been making YouTube videos since 2006.
I really care about using this powerful technology to improve the world.
So let's do that.
In the meantime, check out what I've been working on at graphene.movie if you want to see the documentary that we're producing right now.
It's pretty awesome.
Tate Brown.
tate brown
What is going on, Patriots?
Tate Brown here holding it down.
It is so nice to see Ian back.
Like everything in the world just feels normal.
I felt just like in disarray.
I didn't know what to do with myself.
So good to see you.
tim pool
You're just a DMT.
He was quarantined.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
He was quarantined because he was in the hospital.
ian crossland
Yeah.
In and out of the hospitals, taking care of friends, taking care of myself.
And we're all healing as a result.
I feel pretty good right now.
unidentified
Let's go.
ian crossland
It's rock and roll.
phil labonte
Hello, everybody.
My name is Philabonte.
I'm the lead singer of the heavy middle of the end, all that remains.
I'm an anti-communist and counter-revolutionary.
Let's get into it.
tim pool
Here's the big story.
Facing contempt threat, Clintons refused to testify in Epstein inquiry.
Now, admittedly, I didn't know if this was actually going to be the biggest story because Trump also said F you and flipped the guy off over the Epstein files.
And I kind of thought that would be more interesting to a lot of people because no one expects the Clintons to actually go to jail for contempt of Congress.
So I, you know, I can't help it.
We're going to be a little bit more serious, I suppose, and talk about the Clintons maybe going to jail.
Maybe I'm thinking what, like 0.01%.
So the New York Times says the couple escalated their battle with rep James R. Comer, the chairman of the Oversight Committee, who said he would move to hold them in contempt of Congress.
Quote, every person has to decide when they have seen or had enough and are ready to fight for this country, its principles, and its people, no matter the consequences, the Clintons wrote in a lengthy letter to Mr. Comer, the chairman of the House Oversight Committee, which was obtained by the New York Times.
For us, now is that time.
That's right, Hillary.
phil labonte
That's right.
tim pool
Every person must decide when they're going to stand up and defend pedophiles like you are doing right now and risking jail time to do it.
So it says a lot about you, but hey, I'm not cutting Trump any slack on this one.
He's getting called a pedophile protector, too.
phil labonte
I mean, everybody's calling everybody pedophile nowadays.
Pedophile pedophile.
Yeah, it's just, that's the new one.
It used to be Nazi and then Nazi lost its zing.
And so they're just like, oh, well, just call him pedophile, blah, blah, blah.
I don't think that anyone, anyone that's talking about Trump really believes any of it.
I think it's just the most slanderous thing they can come up with.
As for the Clintons, I mean, look, I'd at least like to see them actually in front of Congress, or at least I'd like to see, you know, see indictments for them not showing up because this is, like you said, you know, what's his name?
Steve Bannon went to prison for this.
tim pool
Yeah, Peter Navarro did.
phil labonte
Peter Navarro went to prison for this.
So if other people can go to prison, you'd think that there would be some demand to be like, hey, you know, you guys are doing the same stuff that just a couple of years ago we tossed someone in jail for.
It's obvious, you know?
tim pool
In response, Hillary Clinton, of course, put out this, Hillary and Bill Clinton put out this big, long-winded letter.
And instead of reading it to you guys, I'm going to just say, that's too long.
I ain't reading all that.
I'm happy for you, though, or sorry that happened to you.
ian crossland
Yeah, for Thomas Massey.
Did you see Thomas Massey posted that about some long-ass Trump thing?
That was great.
tim pool
Well, Trump was insulting him or whatever.
tate brown
Yeah, what's with these word cells putting out these like Shakespearean.
Yeah, these Shakespearean responses.
tim pool
It's like, it's the leftist meme, bro.
tate brown
I'm not a pedophile.
Here's like a 30-page essay on why I'm not a pedophile.
It's like, dude, if you're not a pedophile, you got to write that much proving it.
tim pool
It's like, it's by Ian explaining the difference between a 17-year-old and a 12-year-old.
ian crossland
Oh, you're just talking about that.
phil labonte
Look, the proper response is just loll your mom.
Like, that's exactly like if someone says, oh, you're a pedophile, it's going to loll your mom.
tate brown
Yeah, there's not really like a great response to like an incredible pedophilic charge.
And then it's like, no matter what you respond with, people are going to be like, what?
tim pool
You just say, nuh-uh.
tate brown
Yeah.
kaitlin bennett
No, his first term, they would always chant at Trump rallies, lock her up.
phil labonte
Yeah.
kaitlin bennett
And so maybe we have a promise that could be fulfilled here.
tim pool
You know, it's been 10 years.
10 years.
unidentified
It's a long time.
phil labonte
And finally, we're going to lock her up.
tate brown
Yeah, this is crazy.
phil labonte
I'm going to tweet that.
tate brown
That's what American politics and this new generation is just like each party's people just posting pictures of the opposing parties' figures with the same pedophile.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tate brown
It's like a bizarre situation.
ian crossland
You could also run the, what is that, the rhetoric of it's her turn.
That was when she was right.
Now it's her turn to go spend some time behind bars like Peter Navarro did.
You know, it's her.
tate brown
The fellas with the pedophile, we kind of been dominating the game for a while.
You know, give the ladies a chance.
You know, maybe they should go to Epstein Island.
kaitlin bennett
Put that on my resume that I have inspired a Timpool tweet.
ian crossland
Oh, yeah.
kaitlin bennett
So, I have, I'm going to put that on my resume.
tate brown
There's a LinkedIn badge.
ian crossland
You know, I think that these guys aren't, they're going into contempt because if they did, okay, firstly, if they came out and they told everybody everything they wanted, they'd probably get assassinated by people.
So, they're like, okay, we can't.
unidentified
Clintons?
ian crossland
Yeah.
phil labonte
They do that.
It's not, they don't keep their thing.
ian crossland
They can't turn on their own network.
phil labonte
They're not the receiver.
tate brown
That would be like Spider-Man getting wrapped up in a web.
ian crossland
It's like there are other Spider-Man in their webs, too, because I think they were part of a power game that they can't really expose.
And they'd rather just let their lawyers defend them from the contempt.
tate brown
Well, the whole thing with the Epstein files is just like the most powerful man on the earth isn't going to nuke any files that implicate him in pedophilia.
Like literal, basically the king of the world for eight years.
He's like, oh, I forgot to delete the file that inculcates me in this massive pedophiling.
It's like, no, all of this stuff has been wiped off the face of the planet.
There's not really much that we can do about it.
I mean, it's kind of a black pill for everybody in the audience, but it's true.
They mop this stuff up all the time if there really was a situation.
phil labonte
That's the most likely situation, in my opinion.
tim pool
You know what's really difficult is everybody's fighting.
Like, just pick somebody on the right and pick somebody else, and they've got a beef for some reason.
And it's really demoralizing.
And at the same time, Bill and Hillary Clinton are never going to go to jail.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
So we're sitting here being like, we're fighting against these vile, evil people.
Trump claims the Epstein stuff's a hoax, so that's not getting taken care of.
The Clintons are never going to be held accountable for what they did.
In the meantime, everybody's fighting each other.
And I'm just sitting here being like, man, it's tough, isn't it?
phil labonte
It's a drag.
It is fairly black pilling to know that they're going to say, no, we're not going to go.
And it's likely that nothing's going to happen.
I will say there are rumblings that Donald Trump is now unhappy with Pam Bondi.
And if that's the case, and he were to put a different AG in, you might see someone that has a little more.
tim pool
Who's going to get approved?
phil labonte
I have no idea.
tate brown
That's the tricky thing.
It's tighter than ever.
So it's like, I mean, Bondi, for what it's worth, I mean, everyone has their take on Bondi, but like for what it's worth, she is fairly compliant with Trump.
I mean, like, you go back to the first term, his relationship with the AGs was very contentious.
So it's like, I'll do it.
tim pool
It's a nice AG Trump.
ian crossland
I think Trey Gowdy was who they were looking at.
At least that's what I read on the internet.
tim pool
I'd be the worst AG imaginable.
unidentified
What would you do?
tim pool
Because I'd like go on Fox News and just be like, I am going to arrest all of you.
And then the attorneys would be like, we can't do that.
ian crossland
I'd have to arrest myself too.
tim pool
And then I'll be like, I'm going to go do it myself.
You know, the thing is, everybody's ragging on Dan Bongino.
And because, you know, we had Chris Pavlovsky was on.
He was saying, well, Dan can't actually go and do it.
Like, he's not, he doesn't arrest people.
Like, they lead investigations.
The DOJ has to go carry those out.
And then there's federal agents who go and do that.
And I'm like, you mean like the FBI?
So I'm just like, I don't know which job you have to give me, but I will just go and arrest them.
Grab him.
And I like, this is the problem.
The problem is that it would be functionally worthless, but it would be emotionally satisfying.
And that's all we really need.
All we really need is for a guy with the windbreaker with the FBI in it to walk into the Clintons house and walk him out, bring him to processing.
And then when the U.S. attorney and the corrupt deep state lets him go, well, at least you got the TV screen.
You know what I mean?
phil labonte
You got the purpook.
tim pool
You got the purpook.
tate brown
Hey, I'll do it.
They should put Tim Cast in charge of the entire Intel apparatus.
Tim Castapo.
We could do that.
tim pool
Cilantro, gone.
tate brown
Gone.
tim pool
Caraway, Fennell, Annis, gone.
tate brown
Paul McCartney tries to make music again.
unidentified
Uh-uh.
tim pool
No.
tate brown
Banned.
ian crossland
What?
You guys are living in a bizarre world.
Let's listen to some Beatles.
tim pool
And there's a lot of old music.
tate brown
It's the new stuff.
tim pool
Yeah, the new stuff.
tate brown
The new stuff you're done.
ian crossland
Him and Lennon or something.
tate brown
Rod Wave tries to make music.
Uh-uh.
You're done.
Like, we're going to run a tight ship.
America's, we'll mop it all up in like a year.
tim pool
Well, how do you feel about if they like kick the door in at Spotify and we're like, delete those songs?
ian crossland
What do you how do you feel about cilantro?
tate brown
I personally, well, a coriander, you know, we don't need to like.
This is kind of like with the transgender thing where you're using their new name.
It's like you're kind of buying into the reality.
It's coriander.
Cilantro was imposed on us by mass immigration.
tim pool
You know what?
tate brown
I feel strongly about this.
tim pool
He's right, because isn't cilantro like the Mexican way to say it?
tate brown
The Mexican way of saying it.
I mean, what next?
We're going to start saying siesta instead of nap.
unidentified
They all like that.
phil labonte
We both got to go, though.
tim pool
I say afternoon nap.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
You know?
tate brown
Snooze.
Whatever happened to a snooze?
You know, you know, who says snooze?
ian crossland
That should be like a rose.
phil labonte
I know that it's Spanish, right?
Siesta or is it Italian?
tim pool
It's Spanish.
The funny thing is, too, like, I think it's a Spanish saying, which Spanish is, Spanish is European.
And it's funny that, like, remember when, remember when that viral video of that woman, she was like, if, if, she said something like, if you're white, you can't speak Spanish.
It's white supremacy or something.
Cultural appropriation.
And then someone made a video where he's like, I'd like to introduce you to the country of Spain.
They're white people in Europe.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
Yeah, yeah.
ian crossland
They forced that language on those.
I was going to say brown.
tim pool
Mestizo.
ian crossland
Like qualifying people's color, skin tone.
You know, we're all mestizos.
phil labonte
You know, the mestizos.
tim pool
They make the native Central Americans and the mestizos are the mixed race.
ian crossland
No more Aztec for you.
You're speaking.
unidentified
Yeah.
phil labonte
They'll make a stink about that, but I call it.
ian crossland
I don't know.
Olmec?
unidentified
What did they speak?
ian crossland
I'm going to ask Chat GPT.
tim pool
Olmec is a gigantic Pacific Island thing, isn't it?
ian crossland
The Olmecs.
tim pool
Yeah, that was a Pacific Island thing.
That was a Mexican thing.
That was just racist again.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
ian crossland
I apologize for all the racist stuff I said.
tate brown
So there is the theory.
phil labonte
Someone was talking about that.
kaitlin bennett
That's not good enough.
tate brown
Yeah, there's the theory of the global Latina belt.
So like at a certain parallel, everyone's just Latinos.
Like Filipinos, Latinos.
Like what are we doing?
Indonesians, basically.
ian crossland
What did the global Aztecs speak before they got conquered by the Spanish?
tim pool
Conquered.
ian crossland
Let's find out what Chat GPT thinks.
The Aztecs spoke Nahuatl.
unidentified
Nahuatl.
Wow.
What?
tate brown
What kind of mini-language is that?
ian crossland
N-A-H-U-A-T-L.
phil labonte
Wow.
I called Anna DiArmis a brown girl one time, and the internet had a problem with that.
She's Cuban, and so I was like, oh, she's a brown girl.
tate brown
The Cubans are mostly of like Spanish.
phil labonte
Yeah, they were like, no, she's Spanish.
She's a white girl.
tate brown
But this is the problem with the classification of Hispanic because Leon Messi is 100% Italian, but he's Hispanic.
But if his ancestors went to New Jersey, he'd be white.
It's a broken system.
tim pool
It means you speak Spanish.
ian crossland
And if I got a tan, I'd be like, yo, I'm brown.
And it wouldn't be a racist thing.
tate brown
Right.
tim pool
And if you learn to speak Spanish, you'd be brown and Hispanic.
tate brown
Right.
ian crossland
I'm down.
tate brown
See, I learned Spanish, so I can't say I can't speak Spanish.
I say I refuse to speak Spanish.
Gives me some dignity.
tim pool
So you're Hispanic.
tate brown
Yeah, brown, Tate Brown, Hispanic.
I lived in Texas.
tim pool
like really striking as a guy that is fluent in spanish poquito uh you know yo i'll see a year you know i'll see a year something like that hispanic is a spanish-speaking person especially one of latin american descent living in the u.s Especially.
Yeah, like literally, so if I, so if I, a Korean, white mix guy, learn Spanish, I'm Hispanic.
And it's funny because everybody thinks I'm Hispanic anyway, so I just rolled it.
tate brown
Google's crazy with that definition, by the way.
They're like, Hispanic, especially you, Latin American.
It's like, whoa.
ian crossland
It indicates while you're speaking Spanish, you're Hispanic, but when you stop, you're no longer Hispanic.
I know that's not the intended.
tate brown
It's a temporary.
Yeah, it's a temporary state of being.
ian crossland
Starting to make more sense.
It's postmodernistic.
phil labonte
So what is Latino then?
Is it anyone that speaks Spanish?
tate brown
Well, that's the thing is because Hispanic is Spanish, so then Brazil's not included.
No, Spain is included, but the Latino is Brazil, not Spanish.
tim pool
Why is it called Latin America?
The French speak a Romance language, and they went to Canada.
We don't call that Latin America.
phil labonte
Rome didn't conquer South America.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
The Tate brothers are Latinos because they live in Romania and they speak a Romance language as well.
ian crossland
Latin Roman, so is it because the Holy Roman Empire is like the Latin is they're not Latins.
I got to ask Chat GPT.
I don't want to keep derailing the showdowns Chattanooga.
tate brown
The Holy Roman Empire is dominated by the Germans and find out.
tim pool
It's called Latin America because they mainly speak Romance languages.
tate brown
Oh, they are very romantic.
tim pool
So I'm going to refer to Canada as Latin America.
tate brown
Romance is obviously Latinos now and Latinos.
tim pool
That's right.
Just Latinos.
ian crossland
Isn't it interesting?
The word romantic, it's such a beautiful word, but it's like from Romans.
Roman?
Like romance?
tate brown
They're pretty romantic.
tim pool
Awkward.
phil labonte
They want to see some romance language as well.
kaitlin bennett
This is something we need to investigate.
phil labonte
Yeah, we just got us.
kaitlin bennett
I think we should.
tim pool
Let's jump to the funnier side of the Epstein story with this from CNN.
Trump appears to flip someone off at a Ford plant.
The White House says it's appropriate.
Appears so true.
kaitlin bennett
I love it.
tim pool
I don't even know what's going on anymore.
Here's the video.
phil labonte
This is very good.
tim pool
And it's clear as day.
He says F you and flips the bird off.
Dude.
unidentified
It's so beautiful.
kaitlin bennett
We have just been waiting for this.
We're so sick of it.
Like, that's how everyone feels about the left.
That's how they all feel like.
tim pool
Yeah, but this is not a leftist.
This is a guy who called him a pedophile protector.
And Trump said, look, he very clearly says, F you.
Again, you like.
Here's the bird.
Boom.
phil labonte
The bird.
unidentified
Oh.
phil labonte
Game back.
tim pool
It's clearly getting to Trump.
He's burned by this in the beltway.
This is a very political thing.
I don't think regular people care as much.
A lot do, though.
A lot do.
But it's nowhere near the top of the list for normies.
But there is, with the retard right expansion, a lot of regular people who are being pulled into this, and I think it's intentional from Google, from Facebook, and these other big platforms.
They want the right to be in the space, and they want the left to be coming off, or the corporate press to be coming off as more reasonable, trying to take back the narrative.
You can clearly see it's getting to Trump when he does this.
And I don't know if you guys saw that video where Trump was talking about how Melania says it's inappropriate to dance.
It's not presidential.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
Yeah.
I don't know where he, where was he?
tate brown
He was just doing a speech.
tim pool
He was doing a speech somewhere and he was like, you know, Melania says she doesn't like it when I dance.
It's not presidential.
And that's certainly not.
And it shows that it's getting to him, man.
tate brown
Didn't he say something like FDR didn't dance or something like that in the same space?
ian crossland
Something like that.
Really?
That guy was paralyzed, crippled with polio, though.
tim pool
And I think that's the joke.
kaitlin bennett
But when you say it's getting hit to him.
When you say it's getting hit to him, do you think it's more like he's sick of the allegations because they aren't true?
Or you feel like he's feeling the pressure of both.
Yeah.
tim pool
I mean, so let's clarify the not true thing.
kaitlin bennett
Yeah.
tim pool
I don't think.
So I think two things.
First, there are people who are like, Trump is in on the Epstein stuff and covering up.
No, that's stupid.
He's not.
However, Trump is covering up, I think, because he wants to wield the power of the Epstein files.
It's probably very complicated.
The files are probably gone.
So there's probably nothing he can release.
They've been releasing a bunch of files, but there's nothing really at all, all that interesting in it.
Democrats are weaponizing it.
It could be that the reason Trump didn't want to release it is because you can see what Democrats have done so far.
They took a photo of Trump at like some Hawaiian celebration and then redacted the faces of all the women and then tried to trick people into thinking he was like with a bunch of young girls or something.
But the photo was from a newspaper and it's just like very well-known old photo of like they're wearing lays around their neck or whatever.
That could be it.
I think there's Saudi royalty implications in the Epstein files.
I think that there's billionaires and millionaires.
And I think Trump's attitude is, why should the U.S. face massive collateral damage, degradation of our international relations over these pieces of trash?
So he's going to wield the one ring.
He doesn't want to give that power up.
That being said, he's already instructed to release these files because I think the pressure did get to him and he realized he's not winning this one.
I think he's largely pissed off just because he can't win it.
And I got to tell you, man, there is, how do I describe this?
There's a vibration in the universe.
We can all feel it, right, Ian?
Yeah.
Yes.
And that wavelength, I'm joking.
It's something Ian would say.
ian crossland
Oh, we can, though.
tim pool
Right.
ian crossland
Whether or not we are feeling it is up to us.
kaitlin bennett
This is the new age stuff.
tim pool
Don't you feel like Trump right now?
ian crossland
Deeply.
tim pool
When Trump just looked at the guy and said, F you, F you, flip off.
Isn't that exactly how all of you feel about all of this stuff?
ian crossland
I'm in a place where, like, what really matters is coming into focus: friends, and family, and health, and all these things.
And like, things like this are just fuck off, dude.
Like, get your shit together, brother.
tim pool
That's what Trump is feeling.
We are all feeling it.
We are all connected by vibes.
tate brown
Yeah, because Trump is literally like the avatar of the American people, like the real core American population.
He is our avatar.
He was like the manifestation.
That's why he's big.
unidentified
He's loud.
tate brown
He's like, just sick and awesome and everything.
Yeah, he's literally just like, he's channeling.
He's channeling the American spirit.
He's just like mad.
He'd boom.
F you, flip the bird.
Like, sometimes you have to have a Patriot go-off moment.
He's at a Ford factory, so like the cars probably kept breaking down.
So he's mad because it's like a Ford.
tim pool
He's both the id and the Quidge Bow.
phil labonte
With the Quidge Bow?
unidentified
Quidgeo?
phil labonte
I don't know what the Quidge Bow.
tim pool
That was for Richie.
phil labonte
Okay.
tim pool
If you're watching.
tate brown
Is that like a Japanese thing?
tim pool
Man, you guys.
I remember the Quidge Bow, dude.
phil labonte
You do.
unidentified
Yeah, but I don't remember what it is.
phil labonte
I'm looking it up.
tim pool
Do I have to culture you, Keithans?
tate brown
Yeah, you can.
tim pool
Keithans?
tate brown
Yeah, can you?
tim pool
I believe it was actually the first episode of The Simpsons outside of the Tracy Ullman show where they were playing Scrabble and Lisa used the word id.
And Homer said, You cast not a word.
And she says, Yes, it is, and shows him.
And then Bart looks at his letters and it's a bunch of trash spelling quidgey bow.
And he puts it up.
And then Homer's like, What's that?
And he's like, It's a large ape-like creature with a short temper and prone to violence.
phil labonte
I think he replies.
ian crossland
Yeah, Trump is the Quidge Bow.
Trump is a manifestation of people's deep-rooted feelings in a lot of ways.
tim pool
You know, we all my point is about what Trump is feeling.
It's a combination of things, but I think in the political space, what I saw, I have seen on the ground.
Like I told that story of when I was hanging out at Charlestown Races and I was playing old Mississippi stud, if you know what that is, gambling, as it were.
And the dealer there said he was a big fan of the show.
And people always say, like, oh, you know, Tim comes and hangs out.
And then he said something like, he said two things.
He said, you know, I unsubscribed from Charlie Kirk the other day because I just realized he's never coming back.
And I was like, yeah, that's really sad, man.
It's like, it's a sad thing.
It's like a simple gesture for just a person because this is like this is over Thanksgiving.
But for him, he was saying like he watched Charlie all the time.
They killed him.
And so he went to his page, saw it, and he just went, unsubscribe.
And then he said, to be honest, I've kind of stopped watching a lot of content just because it's the same thing every day with nothing being resolved.
Like, I got to be honest.
The Hillary Clinton Maybe Arrested story is like the fourth or fifth time for the exact same reason.
In fact, the New York Post titled the story again.
They said, Bill and Hillary Clinton face jail again.
And so when I see Trump and someone screams pedophile protector and he just points at him and says F you, F you, and flips him off.
I'm like, I think tons of people are just at that point where they're just like, I don't care anymore.
Oh my God.
ian crossland
Yeah, I keep finding gratitude for people that are annoying me or that are just, you know, whatever, stuck in it because the gratitude will help them.
Even if someone insults you, if you're like, thank you for offering me anything at all, they're pretty good.
The frustration, you know, it's just like, appreciate that it's still going on.
Like, like this show, like, I don't want to talk about Hillary Clinton's butthole, but like, here I am.
What a fucking opportunity this is to heal the world.
What's it?
Oh, I'm just thinking of the deepest, darkest, you know, potentials of where we could go.
kaitlin bennett
He's the only one thinking about Hillary Clinton's butthole, by the way.
You don't think we're talking about it?
ian crossland
We were talking about, me and Kellen were talking about this show.
We jump from problem.
We focus a lot on like the problems of the world and we're like ringing the bell for like, hey, everyone, look, problem, problem, problem.
But eventually, like you want to solve the problems, and like if you're always looking around at problems, you kind of become a problem.
phil labonte
I kind of feel like the point of this show is to make people aware of the problems.
Yeah, there's a lot of people that, you know, aren't really out there searching the internet all day long and they don't spend a lot of time on X or what have you.
And granted, we do, but I feel like our job is to kind of like, you know, make people aware.
Obviously, there's a lot of opinions, but our job is to make people aware of the problem.
So, I mean, there's a problem.
tim pool
And to defend and support Israel every opportunity we can.
phil labonte
$7,000.
tim pool
And they're upping it by three or four X. Did you hear that?
phil labonte
Are they?
tim pool
Yeah.
Where is that?
They went from like a million dollars to going to $3 million.
ian crossland
They got that Venezuelan oil money.
phil labonte
I'm extremely happy to hear it.
I saw some guy today talking on Twitter saying, or X saying, oh, if your weakness is women, Israel will bring that.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
phil labonte
If your weakness is money, Israel will give you that if your weakness is, and I'm just like, I was like, Benjamin, you can hear me.
Tell Israel that I'm very weak in many areas.
I was like, someone send them an email or a text.
Can you tweet at BB himself?
tate brown
Bibi, I am vulnerable, please.
You know, I am available and I'm vulnerable.
If you want to send me wealth and all that.
ian crossland
You guys could probably tweet at him.
He'd probably get back to you.
I wouldn't be surprised if he's like, oh, Tim Cash.
tate brown
Thanks for the message.
ian crossland
Step on the gas, boys.
tate brown
Send some cash.
kaitlin bennett
I've got a good point about how your guys' job is to tell people kind of what the news is going on.
I totally agree with that because most of the time I'm just like a stay-at-home mom.
I film one video on the weekends and I rely on shows like this to tell me what's going on.
But on the other side of it, it is kind of like you're like, F you, this is so annoying.
Which, you know, I watch Michael Knowles a lot.
He had an episode out recently and something that stuck with me, this like fighting that we see and blackpilling is kind of like he stated it's a podcaster problem.
Or like normies, like you stated, Tim, they aren't really worried about all of this little nitty-gritty stuff.
But that is how everybody's feeling right there.
A big F you.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, I understand both sides.
Like for us, it does feel like, you know, constantly blackpilling or constantly hearing bad news, blah, Because that's really, you know, that's kind of the stuff that we need to make people aware of.
But at the same time, it's like our job, like what we do is to make people aware.
It's not just that we're like, it's not just complaining on the internet, as Tim Seth puts it.
It really is, you know, we are here to, you know, to give our opinions and let people know about things.
kaitlin bennett
Then the audience is like, oh, she might go to jail.
But it's like, okay, also, she's probably not going to.
And so it's like a tug of war.
It's like a whiplash with everything if you're so involved with politics like that, which.
ian crossland
Yeah, I think that because of the nature of this job in the political podcasting realm that you're looking for problems to show the world these are the big problems that sometimes when the problems subside, you look around and you're like, we got to find some problem.
Maybe he's the problem.
Or you'll be like, what?
Listen to the thing that guy said.
That's a problem that he said that.
Now I got to go at that guy.
And then it creates this infighting or just like this cycle of like looking for a problem instead of looking for a solution.
kaitlin bennett
You got to get those likes.
You got to get those views.
ian crossland
They call it drama.
People like drama too.
They do like seeing an ego battle.
kaitlin bennett
They like being the first to comment on something too.
tate brown
That's why we really got to develop like a serious feud.
Like really add like a lot of tension.
unidentified
No show to it.
tate brown
Thank you.
ian crossland
I'm tired of this fucking show.
I'm just kidding.
unidentified
How dare you?
tate brown
I'm so sorry.
ian crossland
I can't scream the F.
No, I can't.
You tape.
Yeah, we.
No, no, I'm kidding.
This feud is built.
Yeah, if we build up a real feud because of how bad you smell or something like that.
tate brown
Or what's like, yeah, we need something like we can just really go at it on.
ian crossland
You think that we need more drama?
tate brown
You really like Paul McCartney.
ian crossland
I love Paul McCartney.
tate brown
I think he's old and the piano thing totally over it.
I just don't think he's his whole Beatles routine.
unidentified
Oh, he did it.
phil labonte
He's super impressed with himself because he's a nice servant.
tate brown
Oh, he works eight days a week.
There's seven days in the week, idiot.
Yeah, liar.
He's a liar.
tim pool
What an idiot.
phil labonte
This is so dumb.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story from the Wall Street Journal.
I'm in it.
The Wall Street Journal, Washington's new lobbyists paid online influencers with few rules.
Oh boy.
The big report in here, and we're going to get through a lot of it because, oh, man, is they're talking about how Israel is spending $900,000 on an influencer campaign with a U.S. audience, and they're calling it Project Esther.
Let me just jump to it.
This is the they say a newly formed firm called Bridges Partners registered as a foreign agent for the government of Israel and disclosed plans for a $900,000 influencer program dubbed Esther Project.
Okay, Esther Project.
The project, which started during the summer of 2025 and was scheduled to continue until the end of the year, would cost up to $250,000 a month when it was in full swing.
Regulatory disclosures said a rep for the Israeli government didn't respond to a request for comments.
So let me just say, any influencer, any person who takes money from a foreign government to promote the interests of that country should be forced to register as a foreign agent themselves.
So all of these people that got paid by Israel, they should be forced to register.
That being said, I love, and I actually reached out to the journalist on this one because she's like trying to, they might have changed it actually.
I think, no, okay, they didn't.
They kind of insinuate that we are being paid.
They put foreign governments are meanwhile turning their attention to courting and hiring those on the right.
Israel's Netanyahu sat down at least twice with American podcasters and influencers in the past year at Blair House across the street from the White House in April, where his guests included Spicer, Maha advocate Jessica Reed Kraus, and podcaster Tim Poole.
He urged support for U.S. intervention in Iran, which Trump would eventually carry out in June.
They're trying to make it seem like we got hired or I got hired.
That's not the case.
And I think APAC should also be forced to register as a foreign agent and any one of these individuals getting paid to do it.
I can't speak for any of any of the people who were there.
I can say that the reason they know it was about supporting U.S. intervention in Iran is because I told them.
So I appreciate that.
But this article is actually really interesting because it proves that everything is fake and gay, as they point out a few things.
And this is a lot of heavy accusations being leveled on right-wing personalities.
They say this.
Last summer, Donald Trump's 28-year-old former campaign aide, Alex Brusowitz, had some new advice for the president, reclassifying marijuana as a less dangerous drug.
Nearly 70% of Republican voters support Trump on this no-brainer.
What Brusowitz left out, a political action committee funded by legal marijuana's biggest players had just paid him $300,000.
You know what, guys?
I'm going to let you guys know.
I'm going to tell you all a secret.
We don't pay people to come on the show and we don't pay people to come on this show.
And boy, are we suckers?
Because I'm finding out every day when I'm talking to my team, like, hey, let's see if we can reach out to this person and get them on.
They go, oh, they charge, you know, 200 grand per appearance.
And I'm like, well, we're not going to do that.
And they go, well, this person did.
And I'm like, I'm like, what do you mean they charge that much?
I just saw them on this other podcast.
I'm like, oh, yeah, they got paid.
Tons of these big shows are.
So, I mean, it makes sense, right?
You got a big show.
You're getting millions of views.
We don't do none of that.
We barely started doing ads.
I'm sitting here like a sucker.
We could be charging you, Caitlin.
kaitlin bennett
I could be charging you.
tim pool
It's true.
unidentified
You could be.
kaitlin bennett
Yeah, we might need to.
I will send you an invoice, actually.
tim pool
There are shows that I'm not going to call anybody out.
We'll see what happens, but they reach out to people and say, would you like to come on the show?
We have, you know, 2 million followers.
And when they say yes, they say, that'll be $10,000.
kaitlin bennett
2 million followers get you 10,000?
tim pool
Oh, probably way more than that.
I mean, you could probably charge way more than that.
kaitlin bennett
Because maybe I'm a sucker.
tim pool
Like, we've had a couple instances where sponsors have reached out, sponsors, I said, companies, and they'll say, you know, we want to get someone from our company on the show.
How much does it cost?
And we just tell them, not interested, have a nice day.
And then we say, we're always interested in taking on new sponsors if your product aligns with what we're interested in and building a relationship that way.
And so Mike Lindell is the best example.
They never asked us to come on the show to pay them to come on the show, but it's a good example of someone who sponsors the show who also is a guest.
But he's Mike Lindell.
I mean, so I think we had him on the show well before he ever sponsored us, but then we reached out.
They sponsored us.
And there's the guy from CrowdHealth came on well, well, well after we were already working with him because we had a working relationship.
But I look at all this stuff, and I got to tell you guys, the secret is it's all fake and gay.
Someone's getting paid somewhere and it's another factor in the whole culture we're just being demoralized.
ian crossland
What do you mean getting paid somewhere?
What aspect of it is fake and gay?
tim pool
Bro, on X, come on, dude.
Like some guy with a million followers all of a sudden loves Israel.
ian crossland
Yeah.
phil labonte
All of a sudden, everyone's like, no, no, you should definitely buy soda.
ian crossland
Yeah, exactly.
tim pool
What do you mean I can't use welfare to buy soda?
Uh-huh.
ian crossland
That's very embarrassing.
tate brown
Yeah, it's so sick how the U.S. in 2026, the U.S. political zeitgeist is just like Middle Eastern countries settling their like ethnic squabbles and are all true.
tim pool
And I just want to say it is disgusting.
The product placement everywhere.
You know, it just, it makes me parched.
And sometimes I need a cold, delicious taste of this amazing Pellegrino.
tate brown
And that's the thing is the calories.
They don't sponsor us, but the calories in a lot of these drinks, like it really just, it really says a lot about our society.
And honestly, these people taking money for like stuff like, I don't know, like just hypothetically delicious Diet Coke that is zero calorie.
It's for sure.
tim pool
I think Trump has a Coke button.
tate brown
It's true.
And if you want to be like President Trump, you could buy Diet Coke in theory, but it's really disgusting to shilling.
ian crossland
This conversation is making me thirsty.
tim pool
Oh, it's delicious.
We're going to get an invoice.
They're going to bill us freeze in their likeness.
You got to pay us now.
phil labonte
Bro, what?
tim pool
Yo, everything's for sale.
Everything's for sale.
Like, when you look at some of these podcast sets and you see things on the wall or whatever, probably paid for.
ian crossland
We had those chairs at the old office with the name of the company.
And like, we probably could have made money.
tim pool
I know off Amazon, bro.
I went on Amazon.
I said, I need gaming chairs.
I just ordered six, and that's what we have.
And then we've just ordered the same ones.
And people have asked us, like, why don't you get a chair sponsor?
ian crossland
Yeah, most money, I think, is publicity.
tim pool
People have claimed that because we have the Daily Wire truth bomb in the background where the guest sits, just because we are friends with them, they were like, the Daily Wire paid them to do that.
And I'm like, you know, at first, I was kind of like, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
And I'm kind of like, oh, no, I get why they think that.
Everything's fake and for sale.
I mean, I'm reading through this thing, and it is cringe, the project, Esther Project stuff, because there are people who on X all of a sudden just went like hardcore pro-Israel for no reason.
And I'm like, well there, brother.
You sure have a strong opinion on Israel all of a sudden.
ian crossland
You should have to register.
That makes sense.
tim pool
Yes, a breed.
phil labonte
There are a lot of people that still, like, if you're not critical of Israel, they assume that you're getting paid.
Because I'm not particularly critical.
I'm fairly, you know.
Ambivalent.
Yeah, I don't really, I mean, they're not in the United States.
You know, I don't really care much about what happens in Israel.
And so because I'm not critical of Israel and not defending the Palestinians, you know, it's like, oh, you're a shill.
You're a shill.
And it's like, come on.
Like you can tell the people that are shilling, or at least you can tell the people that are really pro-Israel, right?
Like they'll talk really, really well about Israel, and I'm just like, I don't really care, but because you're not critical, sufficiently critical.
You know, it's really crazy just in the bag.
tim pool
I know it's going to trigger all the Candace people, but yo, in Florida, the funniest thing is I'm getting stopped like crazy from people who don't know who I am, but know that I beefed with Candace.
And like, yeah, no, for real.
Because, you know, people who watch the show, they'll come to me and it's great and they'll say thank you for everything.
But I was hanging out at Hard Rock last weekend.
It's like a WPT event.
And some woman, she's like, you're that guy.
And I'm like, I'm that guy.
And she goes, F Candace Owens.
And then I started laughing.
And she was, and I was like, do you watch the show?
And she's like, no, I just heard that you were yelling at her.
And then I was sitting, I was sitting with my boy Robbie and a guy walking past and he was just like some bald ripped guy.
He sees me.
He goes, hey, you're that guy, right?
And I'm like, yeah.
And he goes, fuck Candace Owens.
And then I was like, yeah.
And he was like, thank you, brother.
And then he walked away.
And I was like, man, it's kind of weird.
People really don't like her, I guess.
unidentified
I forgot what I was saying.
ian crossland
I was fatigued with that whole, the whole thing.
kaitlin bennett
Well, is it people don't like her or is it people are just so sick of even hearing about it, to be honest?
Like, I feel like I had to, I had to block so many people from just talking about it because I couldn't stand them talking about it anymore.
And I have Candace fatigue.
I have Candace fatigue so bad.
ian crossland
I'm like that.
tim pool
I have Israel fatigue.
kaitlin bennett
Yeah.
tim pool
Like the retard right.
It's just, oh my God.
Listen, you've got these two groups and it's like what Tay was just saying, Middle Eastern beef being paid.
Like it's the weirdest thing ever.
Israel and Qatar are looking at each other and then like shoveling money to Americans to fight each other.
ian crossland
So I got my Israel second wind.
And what that did was it gave me, because the Iranian thing, they were like, now Benjamin Ayah, who's like, yeah, we can get rid of the theocracy in Iran for good.
And I'm like, oh, is that a good thing?
Like this revolution going on in Iran?
I can't tell what's real and what's fake on Twitter.
There's like a post will be like, the Iranian regime has killed 10,000 protesters.
tim pool
It seems like it's that was fake.
That was fake.
ian crossland
And it's hard to confirm.
They're like, the Iranian regime is blocking out Starlink's satellite over the country.
Now they have internet blackout and they're murdering protesters.
And I'm like, I don't know what to believe.
But if the Israelis really want to swoop in there and save tens of thousands of Republican-minded people that are trying to overthrow a theocracy, I feel like they're the good guys.
It's just being so far away, it's hard to.
kaitlin bennett
When you say Israel fatigue, are you talking about like just the whole conversation in general?
tim pool
Yep.
unidentified
Okay.
kaitlin bennett
I think a lot of people feel that way, but they're afraid to say it because they either get said they're getting told that they got paid $7,000 or it's, oh, you're so, you're pro-Israel or you're anti-Israel if you just don't give an opinion.
I don't give an opinion on things because that's not what people watch.
That's exactly what I mean.
tim pool
That's what they say.
kaitlin bennett
That's exactly.
Yeah, but that's what's frustrating, but it's like...
tim pool
If you're not with us, you're against us.
kaitlin bennett
Yes, exactly.
tim pool
It's like, oh my God.
kaitlin bennett
It's annoying.
It's boring, isn't it?
unidentified
It's so.
tate brown
Yeah, I'm simultaneously like a brutal anti-Semite and then also like a paid Zionist show.
And then I'm also woke, right?
I'm like, like collecting all these labels like Thanos.
Like it's ridiculous what's going on.
ian crossland
It builds muscle.
phil labonte
The infinity.
tate brown
All because I'm just like ambivalent about a country on the other side of the world.
Like, what are we doing?
phil labonte
Well, remember, it's because they control everything, specifically the United States government.
tate brown
They control everything.
It's like.
kaitlin bennett
I will say, I don't think most people care that much.
I don't think, I think it's purely like people who are addicted to Twitter and just the news and fighting.
I don't think most voters care that much.
And I'm not saying that's the right thing or that's the wrong thing, but I just, I also have the fatigue.
And I don't think, I don't think it's really a number one issue for voters.
tate brown
Just like it shouldn't, because it used to be a litmus test in the right, like you needed to be sufficiently pro-Israel to then be part of the coalition.
That was frustrating.
And then now it's flipping around where you need to be sufficiently anti-Israel to be part of this coalition.
It's just like, seriously?
ian crossland
I like talking about Israel is awesome if you're into geopolitics and strategy.
Like if you just want to understand reality and the way military rolls around the planet and this power structures, Israel is an important part of that.
And you can see how the United States interferes with it and how they work alongside each other.
And I guess I don't care.
I got an idea.
tim pool
I'm going to start paying people $7 to say I'm cool.
unidentified
Let's go.
phil labonte
Where's my bag?
ian crossland
Rumble tip.
phil labonte
Bitcoin.
Rumble wallet.
kaitlin bennett
Yeah, the Rumble wallet.
ian crossland
We're downloading Rumble Wallet right now.
tim pool
Tim Pack is $70 right here, Phil.
phil labonte
Tim, you're cool.
ian crossland
You paid Shill.
tate brown
You paid Shill.
tim pool
Dude, Philip.
unidentified
Is that Phil Attack for you?
Is that what it was?
tate brown
It was a Pool Pack.
kaitlin bennett
Oh, okay.
All right.
I'm anti-Phil.
unidentified
Yeah, anti-Phil.
ian crossland
I'm anti-anti.
It was a prop all along.
unidentified
Oh, man.
tim pool
$7.
ian crossland
You're still cool.
I don't want your filthy money.
tim pool
Filthy?
I mean, it was pretty good.
That's why I got cocaine all over.
phil labonte
Tim bought me lunch today, so I'll say that he's cool.
It was delicious.
ian crossland
Yeah.
What do you get in them?
tim pool
Well, I had charcuterie.
Tapas.
It's a variety of things.
tate brown
Were they kosher?
tim pool
We had cappache.
Kosher.
I don't know.
ian crossland
Thinly sliced beef.
tim pool
Oh, they had this dessert, and it was like mango and cream whipped.
And that's all it was.
Just a heavy weight with coconut cream on top.
ian crossland
Oh, man.
You're speaking my language.
It's mango.
tim pool
And healthy, too.
ian crossland
Yeah, you want to whip your own cream.
tate brown
This is a lot of shilling for Spain going on here.
tim pool
I don't know what you mean, Tate.
Spain is our greatest ally and is deserving of all of our foreign aid.
ian crossland
Yep.
tim pool
Let's give them billions of dollars.
tate brown
So true.
ian crossland
Do you whip a lot of cream?
tate brown
Do I whip a lot of cream?
ian crossland
You make a lot of heavy questions.
phil labonte
Very suggestive question.
tate brown
Yeah, it feels really invasive.
ian crossland
I'm picturing you in the kitchen in your shorts just whipping that cream.
tate brown
What I do with my cream is none of your business.
ian crossland
He wears those athletic outfits.
Like you're about to go shoot some hoops.
tate brown
How do you know me so well?
ian crossland
I just love you, Tate.
tate brown
You know me so well.
tim pool
Whipping cream.
I actually do whip a lot of cream.
ian crossland
Yeah, I bet you.
tim pool
Yeah, one time I was recording like my morning segments.
This is back when we were at the castle.
And I poured a bunch of heavy cream into those mixer bowls, like a cake batter mixer or whatever they are.
Kitcheny?
phil labonte
Yes.
tim pool
And then I was like, bro, it's easy.
I'll turn it on low.
And then by the time I'm done recording, I'll have butter.
And then what happened is I finish recording and I hear my wife go, ah!
And then I get up and I look and it made butter, but it separates the buttermilk.
So this gigantic wad of butter stuck to the kitchen.
Aid was sloshing the buttermilks all in the air, spraying everything.
And I was like, oops.
ian crossland
Yeah, you got to keep it on your live water.
tim pool
I was like, I was going to make real butter.
ian crossland
Do you ever, while you're recording, be like, I got to whip it.
I got to go whip that butter.
You ever get that?
Like, it's more important than when you're recording.
Or are you always so focused when you're working?
tim pool
People don't notice this, but I'll go quiet for a few minutes.
And it's because I go to the other room to just pour some cream and start, yeah, dude.
ian crossland
I know you.
tim pool
Making some fresh whipped cream.
I'm going to go urine.
I do a little maple syrup in it for the sweetness.
phil labonte
You know what I'm saying?
ian crossland
Yeah.
Honey with little cayenne pepper in it.
If you guys haven't done that.
tim pool
Hot honey.
ian crossland
Because it absorbs the cayenne.
You can't even tell it's in there.
tim pool
That's what it's all about.
tate brown
Amish maxing.
It's hot.
phil labonte
Amish maxing.
tate brown
Well, I guess they wouldn't use it.
tim pool
We went to a restaurant and they gave us honey butter for the bread.
And I'm like, come on, bro.
You made icing.
ian crossland
For real.
tate brown
That's so true.
tim pool
It's what it is.
kaitlin bennett
It's so embarrassing.
phil labonte
I don't care what you call it.
It's delicious.
kaitlin bennett
It's like, here's some butter.
We put some sugar in it.
phil labonte
Butter's usually salted.
Why not some sugar, you know?
tim pool
Yeah, no, but, you know, like Dutch's daughter and Frederick, shout out.
They're the best.
Always check them out if you're in the area in the DC area.
But they give you cinnamon honey butter for your bread, and the bread is like super dense and moist.
And I'm like, they're giving us a full cake before dinner, and we're slathering it with icing.
Cinnamon honey butter?
That's icing is butter and sugar with vanilla or something.
So they're like, we did it.
It's cinnamon icing.
It's amazing.
phil labonte
I love it.
kaitlin bennett
You know, my hidden talent is I'm very good at decorating cakes and cupcakes.
These cupcakes look like real flowers.
I wanted to bring you cinnamon rolls today.
unidentified
No.
kaitlin bennett
Did not have time to do it.
phil labonte
We got to make them gluten-free.
kaitlin bennett
Gluten-free.
tim pool
Yeah, I don't eat bread.
phil labonte
Yep.
kaitlin bennett
Well, that's faking.
tim pool
Messes me up.
Messes me up.
Causes me problems.
I cut it out.
kaitlin bennett
No, it's probably not that.
It's probably the type of flour.
tim pool
I've tried like 17 different flours from different countries.
kaitlin bennett
So you're true.
tim pool
I did like caveman heritage flour.
It didn't work.
kaitlin bennett
No?
tim pool
Yeah.
kaitlin bennett
I'm sorry.
tim pool
Yeah, when I took that week off to go to Tijuana to get that like crazy stem cell stuff and health checkup.
It's because I was having joint problems.
I didn't know why.
And so I went there and things seemed to get better afterwards.
And I was like, this is great.
Now, in all fairness, it did make me feel a lot better.
But they did an MRI and they were like, your hips and your knees are fine.
And I'm like, then why am I having like arthritis?
And they're like, we have no idea.
So then I did an elimination diet and slowly and you got rid of everything and then just ate, I was eating nothing but pork.
I was eating salami, literally just salami and feta.
It was amazing.
I love it.
For a little while.
Heavy cream, beef, chicken, and salami for the most part.
And everything got better.
And then I was like, okay, now let's try something else.
And when I brought bread back in, after a couple of days, I started getting like arthritis pains again.
And so something funny happened a few months ago where I didn't realize that Mexican pizzas at Taco Bell were made of flour.
I thought they were corn.
You know what a Mexican pizza is, right?
I thought it was a corn.
I thought it was a tostada, made of corn.
Because I can go to Taco Bell all day and eat their crunchy tacos and I feel like a million bucks.
phil labonte
I love Taco Bell.
Sort of.
tim pool
Taco Bell.
phil labonte
Sort of.
tim pool
Sort of.
So I ordered a Mexican pizza being like, you know, it's a tostada.
And then the next day I was trying to skate and I started having pain and I was like, oh man, like maybe it's not flour because I didn't eat any flour.
We went to Taco Bell again after skating and I was like, let me get a Mexican pizza and two crunchy tacos and some, you know, what an iced tea.
And then the next day it was worse.
And I'm like, okay, hold on.
And then I googled it and it's like the Mexican pizza at Taco Bell is a, is a deep-fried flour tortilla.
And I'm like, I cut it out.
I cut it out.
ian crossland
I heard that like it's it's what they put in the flour.
tim pool
They'll be like she just said that if you don't know we ordered I ordered that air corn or whatever it's called.
I don't know what is I bought heritage original strain ancient wheat didn't work.
I bought organic French.
I bought like 12 different kinds of flour and we none of it all the time.
kaitlin bennett
Did you ever try milling your own?
unidentified
We did.
phil labonte
Yes.
ian crossland
We blended it.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
That was one day me and him blended wheat.
That was kind of fun.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Did we make anything with that?
I don't remember.
phil labonte
We made a bread.
ian crossland
Is that the cricket bread maybe even?
tim pool
No.
ian crossland
We just made a regular bread?
tim pool
We made a regular one.
ian crossland
But it's still work out.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
We did make a cricket bread though and we didn't enjoy it.
It was astringent.
ian crossland
It was a strange tasting.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story and get back to the business.
We got this from SCODIS blog.
Supreme Court appears likely to uphold transgender athlete bans.
And the reason why is because when Justice Alito asked the ACLU, can you define for me for the purpose of equal protections what is a woman?
She goes, well, we don't have a definition.
And he's like, then how can you ask for protection of something you can't define?
And of course, a little bit more legalese than that, but here you go.
justice samuel alito
If it does that, then is it not necessary for there to be, for equal protection purposes, if that is challenged under the equal protection clause, an understanding of what it means to be a boy or a girl or a man or a woman?
unidentified
Yes, Your Honor.
justice samuel alito
And what is that definition for equal protection purposes?
What does it mean to be a boy or a girl or a man or a woman?
unidentified
Sorry, I misunderstood your question.
I think that the underlying enactment, whatever it was, the policy, the law, we'd have to have an understanding of how the state or the government was understanding that term to figure out whether or not someone was excluded.
tim pool
No, because it's a federal issue.
So the federal government would decide.
But continue, lady.
unidentified
We do not have a definition for the court.
And we don't take issue with the, we're not disputing the definition here.
What we're saying is that the way it applies in practice is to exclude birth sex males categorically from women's teams and that there's a subset of those birth sex males where it doesn't make sense to do so according to the state's own interest.
justice samuel alito
Well, how can you, how can a court determine whether there's discrimination on the basis of sex without knowing what sex means for equal protection purposes?
unidentified
I think here we just know that we basically know that they've identified pursuant to their own statute, Lindsay qualifies as a birth sex male, and she's being excluded categorically from the women's teams as the statute.
So we're taking the statute's definitions as we find them and we don't dispute them.
tim pool
And there it is.
It wasn't as comedic as we hoped it would be, but she says we don't have a definition.
The ACLU literally went to the Supreme Court to argue that males should be allowed to be in female sports.
And when asked what is the distinction between the two, they said, we don't know.
kaitlin bennett
They had time to learn.
tim pool
Well, yes, but the issue is that as we've all known, these people are retards.
This is performative and it's retardation.
If you would actually hire a lawyer to go to the Supreme Court and say, I don't have a definition of what is a woman, you are retarded.
phil labonte
I feel like it's unserious that they even had to hear this case.
It makes me embarrassed for our country that this case got to the Supreme Court.
tate brown
Can you hear Alito?
He's just like, how?
phil labonte
Yeah.
Oh, I love that guy's life.
tate brown
He's about to crash out.
phil labonte
It's just like, it's exhausting to hear all these arguments.
Oh, well, you know, we need to have protections for men that want to behave like they're women.
It's like, no, we actually don't at all.
There's no protections necessary.
This is ridiculous and unserious.
kaitlin bennett
I also want to stop using the word transgender because it doesn't, it's not a thing.
It doesn't exist.
And I, when I do my videos, I try really hard not to say the word transgender because no one is transgender.
It's not.
tim pool
Well, I hear what you're saying.
I guess I could agree in that you're describing like an appearance, but you do need a word to describe something, even if it is a gradient.
And what I mean by that is not that gender is a sliding scale, whatever the stupid thing they say is.
But like if a dude is hopped up on, like if a dude does a bunch of crack, right?
We have a word for that.
It's crackhead.
kaitlin bennett
Right.
tim pool
And if someone pumps themselves full of female hormones so they grow tits and then they put on makeup, we have a word for that.
It's trans woman.
Yeah, but I disagree because some are and some there's there's a there's a there's a combination of mental disorders that envelop that can manifest in the appearance of what we describe as maybe transvestite or whatever.
kaitlin bennett
A cross-dresser.
tim pool
Yeah, but doesn't that doesn't we're saying they've pumped themselves full of drugs, right?
Redditor makes drugs.
So like a person we describe as a trans woman, actually, you know what?
I got to stop.
You know what?
You're right.
Because the definition from the left is that you don't have to do those things to be trans and trans literally doesn't mean anything anymore.
They're just, it doesn't have a rigid definition, actually.
kaitlin bennett
And I don't like to play into the idea that, oh, yeah, this person is transgender, this transgender person.
No, this person is either a boy or a girl.
tim pool
Castrado.
kaitlin bennett
And I just hate it.
Oh, it's disgusting.
Especially as a woman.
I cannot take that stuff.
It is disgusting to me.
tim pool
Well, have you seen all the memes they've been making about the thirsty middle-aged women who want to bang ice guys?
kaitlin bennett
Yes, I have.
And I have a funny, so some of my bodyguards are like super jacked.
And when I go out to these liberal old woman protests without fail, they always your bodyguard has big muscles.
unidentified
You know what I'm gonna say?
tim pool
You know, you say, you want to touch him?
kaitlin bennett
Yeah, well, you know.
tim pool
Do you want him to roll up his sleeve and show his forearms and flex?
kaitlin bennett
Yeah, so it's just, it's almost like giving these old ladies a stroke out here, bringing these guys around.
tim pool
See, this is my point.
I bring this up because it's just like, you know, look, women, it's not universal, obviously, right?
There's people who are gay.
But these ladies, man, they can't help it.
They see a big, strong men.
And I bring that up just because it's funny that we have this stupid argument over, you know, men and women are the same thing and a guy can be a woman.
It's like, was it Ryan Long who did the joke where he was like, he said he knows this trans man who said to him that she used to cry every day because she was in the wrong body?
And then he goes, did you ever stop to think that maybe God nailed it?
Like you're crying every day?
Like, guys don't do that.
And he said, could you imagine a guy who was like, I'm actually a woman.
Let's go lift weights and smash.
And like, you're like, yeah, maybe, maybe God nailed it, you know?
But that is funny too, because the premise of that joke is quite literally, this woman was crying every day.
I think that shows you that there's two things, the fetishist trans woman and the trans men who cry all the time.
Like, that's a guy, that's a woman.
They just have some kind of mental disorder or what's the right word?
Disorder is the broader term.
And then in the light sense, like they're suffering an anxiety.
ian crossland
Perturbation, yeah, Joe.
tim pool
Or a delusion of sorts.
But I think mental disorder is the appropriate term.
ian crossland
I used to think I was pretty harsh and I would be like, I don't believe in any of this bipolar ADD.
They didn't exist when I was a kid.
It was ADD.
Now it's ADHD.
They want to prescribe you more.
I'm like, I don't believe.
Either you're cool or you're losing your mind and like how it happens.
They want to put a label on it so that they can prescribe you a certain medicine and make some money off that label.
And I feel the same thing with trans, whatever.
It's like, it's easy to go down that route of, I don't believe any of it's real.
It's all in your mind.
But when people are suffering certain types of delusions, it's okay to label them or whatever you want to call them, you know, not necessarily delusion, whatever, you know, mental illness of any kind.
It's okay to label them.
That's where I am with like transgender because I don't think gender is more of a concept of like how do you feel transsexual can't happen because you can't make a male body a female, but you make it look like one, but you can't make it a female.
unidentified
Sort of.
ian crossland
Yeah, you can make it resemble it.
That's about it.
tim pool
So I want to stress this.
The only way that a man can surgically get the appearance of a woman is because we have created surgically altered women.
So typically when you see, I'm not saying this to be derisive, but it's true.
When you see a trans woman, they've undergone many surgeries, they look, some can look like a woman who's undergone a bunch of surgeries.
But I've not ever seen A like this is, and I mean this absolutely, a trans woman who actually looks like a woman.
At most, they might look like, if they're what someone describes as passing, extremely manly with massive hands and an Adam's apple.
ian crossland
That's all on the surface, and that's all like what you can scope, but like under inside, you know, who you really are, that doesn't change.
That's what you got.
So you can make cuts and precisions and put pieces in and take, but you're not, you're still you, you know, on the inside.
So I understand the state of mind.
I cannot be a dolphin.
What's that?
You're not, you can never be a dolphin.
kaitlin bennett
Whatever you want to do.
tim pool
Have you guys?
ian crossland
Because the dolphins will accept you as one of them.
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
Where Justin Long is kidnapped and surgically transformed into a walrus.
ian crossland
No, I saw clips for that.
tim pool
Yeah, I saw that.
ian crossland
Sorry, Caitlin, what were you saying?
kaitlin bennett
No, I was going to ask if you guys, because this is a whole topic, like, oh, conservatives don't really care about women's sports.
And I'll be honest, I don't really care about women's sports.
It's not like I don't think most people care about it.
But I think the bigger picture is that we care about the truth, which is that men cannot be women.
Women cannot be men.
And if we have to go through that, through the women's sports issue to get to the truth, I'm okay with it.
phil labonte
Well, you don't have to care about women's sports to care about women.
kaitlin bennett
Absolutely.
ian crossland
I don't want to see a contact sport where a guy who's in a masculine body that's taking progesterone or whatever, female chemicals, goes and levels some woman with his muscle torque, like because he was born for 20 years, had it like that.
I don't want to see.
That's where I'm at with sports.
You want to play golf against somebody if it's consensual, but don't force girls that haven't consented to playing against guys that are transitioning to women.
Like, don't force them.
tim pool
Seven-year-old boys and seven-year-old girls are different.
There's a lie.
They've pushed every step of the way, every manipulation they can.
And so at first, they argued men and women are completely the same.
Some men are tall, some men are short.
That's right.
And some women are strong.
And they argued a woman could be as strong as a man if they were just trained to be.
And that was not true.
And then they said, okay, well, it's because of testosterone.
So, you know, prebubescent kids are the same, but after puberty, so if we stop the puberty, then it's going to be equal.
Another lie.
I think I saw commentary because I didn't listen to the whole Supreme Court thing that Amy Coney Barrett had made an argument or had asserted that prebubescent children were, there's no competitive advantage, which is just factually incorrect.
In the womb, prenatal testosterone has an impact on fast twitch muscle and development.
And okay, I'm sorry.
How many kids do you have?
kaitlin bennett
I have two.
tim pool
Do you have a boy and a girl?
kaitlin bennett
I don't say.
tim pool
Oh, okay.
Well, then I won't make this personal for you.
But every time I talk to a parent who's had a boy and a girl, they go, oh, geez, are they different?
I can't patently obvious to anyone who's had kids.
A boy is just running around smashing things.
ian crossland
I remember in elementary school, the boys, I don't know if I'm on the camera, but it's like the boys would run like this, and the girls would run like this, like up.
They would have like this up-down energy when the guy called center of gravity.
tate brown
Center of gravity.
phil labonte
It's also more aggressive.
Like if you're a boy, you're more aggressive.
So you're going to be hunched over to get that momentum.
Whereas a girl probably isn't trying to be as aggressive when she's running it.
tate brown
Well, and that center of gravity develops like really young.
I mean, it's like, okay, even if you could compare whatever metric you want, it's like the structure is going to be different as early as infants.
tim pool
And speaking of this subject, I would also like to add that elephants are not birds and can't be.
And point out this amazing book, Elephants Are Not Birds, by the author known as Brave Books.
tate brown
Yeah, I was wondering who wrote this.
This was really good stumbling through it the other day, but I can't.
It was written by no one.
tim pool
No one wrote it.
For those that don't know and you're wondering what we're doing, this book was actually written by Ashley St. Clair, who announced today, in an effort to make amends, plus in the best interest of all parties, my name will be removed as author of Elephants Are Not Birds, effective immediately.
Now, I got to be honest, the initial story, Elon Musk wanted to sue for sole custody of his child with Ashley St. Clair.
We were not going to talk about because it's just like, so what?
Now I think it's become with this, with this move now involving Brave Books, it's becoming more massively indicative of a cultural shift.
Everybody on the right is fighting.
The sides are changing again as predicted.
And maybe it's intentional.
The machine is trying to shuffle the box to prevent social decay or breakdown.
And enemies become friends, friends become enemies, and books are written by no one.
phil labonte
I wonder if she's still getting paid for it.
tim pool
Well, Brave Books issued a statement saying, over the last decade, we've witnessed a massive cultural shift.
Basic foundational truths like biological sex have become controversial.
In 2021, we partnered with Ashley St. Clair in a children's book titled Elephants Are Not Birds.
The book communicates a clear truth that our biological sex is not chosen, but something we are given.
It has become increasingly apparent that Ashley no longer aligns with the message of the book or with our mission.
For that reason, we've reached a mutual agreement with Ashley that her name will be removed from Elephants Are Not Birds in Future Prints.
Our position remains unchanged.
Brave Books exist to tell stories that affirm timeless biblical truths and to partner with voices who share that conviction and desire to pass it on to the next generation with clarity and courage.
That commitment requires discernment in both the stories we tell as well as the partners we choose.
We will continue to act with conviction and tell stories that reflect the truths we believe are worth passing on.
We're grateful to the families who have welcomed our stories into their homes and trusted us to play a small role in their children's lives.
Trent, I volunteer as tribute.
You can slap my name in that book right now and say it was written by me.
Actually, I'm half kidding.
What I want to say, truth be told, is I am disappointed in Brave Books and in Ashley St. Clair.
We are not Netflix.
We do not go in and edit the movie four years later because of some cultural issue.
If I go back and look at a book that was written by some dude and then 20 years later became a Nazi, he still wrote the book.
His name is still on it.
That's life.
Brave Books should not remove her name from the book that she wrote and collaborated with them on.
And she should not have also agreed with them on the removal.
I think it absolutely was a mutual decision.
Of course, we saw the other day that Ashley St. Clair apologized for transphobia.
And Brave Books did take the name off those early in the day before the statement, I believe before the statement was published.
I just think it's laughable.
It's stupid.
It's ludicrous.
And I will say this.
I still consider Ashley St. Clair to be a friend.
She's always been very nice to me and very good to us.
She's helped us out with a lot of things.
And so people are critical of her.
But this is how retarded everything has gotten.
Guys, you can't take your name off a book.
Like, she wrote it.
That's it.
We're done.
I do, I will say this.
I mean, my presumption here now with the move they made is actually she didn't write it.
She endorsed it.
You mean she wrote it?
Well, I mean, if Brave Books is going to take her name off of the book, my presumption is that Brave Books probably wrote the book and then said, you want to put your name on it.
unidentified
Interesting.
tim pool
Because otherwise, how could they take her name off it?
It's like a matter of record.
She wrote it, right?
tate brown
It's so sloppy when they do it.
It reminds me of like the NCAA when they like sanction a team and they vacate their championship win.
And then you like look up the Wikipedia article and it's like, I guess no one won in 2009.
It's like the same thing.
It's like, we all know what happened.
We were all there.
Like we're not idiots.
It's just sloppy and weird.
tim pool
This is my problem with all of this historical retconning garbage.
Like Netflix goes in and edits movies after the fact years later or TV shows.
So there was a, there's a pro skateboarder who I've called out before, but I'll avoid saying her name at this point.
But this pro skateboarder decided that she was a he came out as trans and said, I'm a man, got a double, a double mastectomy and started taking her shirt off and skating around with no shirt on.
Very still, obviously, a woman.
But here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Despite publicly saying, I'm a man, she kept competing in the women's X games.
And I said, now hold on there a gosh darn minute.
If you claim to be a man, you should stop competing against women, right?
Nope.
Because that's the way it works.
If you're a female who claims you're a man, you compete against women.
And if you're a man who claims you're a woman, you compete against women.
None of it made sense.
But what really irked me about it was that on Wikipedia, by changing all the pronouns to he, him, they were now asserting that this woman won the men's X games.
When they said, Skater is a championship gold medalist at the X Games.
He won this year.
He won that year.
He won this Olympic qualifier.
And you're like, wow, he got the gold in the X Games.
The presumption is a guy.
And then you look up the X Games and this person is nowhere to be found because he did not.
She did.
tate brown
It's like on Wikipedia.
It'll be like, oh, Caitlin Jenner, a woman, had children with a woman.
And it's like, if you're someone that has no idea what happened, you're reading, that's going to confuse you very much.
It's going to confuse.
It's like, what are we doing?
tim pool
The New York Times and the Washington Post are now off the trans train.
Did you see this?
The editorial board of the Washington Post came out right and said SCODIS should say no men and women's sports.
kaitlin bennett
It's not popular or cool anymore to believe that stuff.
Like, it's really not.
And that's how you know all of that was so performative and for people to just jump on the train to agree with whatever they thought was cool.
And so I hope that the pendulum is swinging now.
I hope it doesn't swing back.
It probably will.
I mean, we know everything kind of swings back and forth.
tate brown
They just.
tim pool
I actually think it'd be hilarious if Bray put my name on this book.
tate brown
Yeah, they should.
tim pool
And then just like printed edition with me smiling, being like, I wrote this.
It's mine.
kaitlin bennett
But she did accuse Matt Walsh of plagiarism with his book that came out, Johnny the Walrus.
So how could...
I mean, maybe she did.
tim pool
I wrote them both.
kaitlin bennett
You wrote them both.
tim pool
That's right.
kaitlin bennett
So there is.
tim pool
Hey, if we can change history, I'll get a little bit more.
tate brown
Tim's a prolific ghostwriter.
tim pool
Indeed.
Yeah.
I also, I also was arrested and charged for being a vigilante in a subway in New York City.
That was another really big story, a thing that I did.
You know, you guys remember that one?
And I also starred in and hosted and wrote 30 Rock.
That was me.
Yeah.
The whole time.
ian crossland
I think he drove a cab for a little while in New York City as well.
unidentified
I did.
tim pool
It was a game show.
Michael Mouse was on it.
That was me, actually.
tate brown
Yeah, it was like two weeks ago.
Tim was like, I'm just going to Venezuela for tourism.
tim pool
That's all.
tate brown
Just hang out.
See what's going on.
ian crossland
You catch him fly fishing on Tuesdays, usually.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yep.
ian crossland
He does a lot of stuff.
tim pool
Everything's mine.
I did it all.
I can just claim it.
ian crossland
I'm feeling for Ash these days, Ashley.
I don't know if you're listening, but I feel bad.
I feel like I've been sad for you.
I don't know.
I haven't talked to her like a year and a half.
I mean, you mentioned, she's a friend of mine.
I feel like to be, I guess she's, to be alone with raising a kid like Elon hasn't been in the picture.
So she's like a single mom and that's stress.
tim pool
And then, but I don't know where her head's at because she was like, yeah, I want to stress something.
There are people that are mad at her because she wanted Elon to pay more money or whatever.
But she said she wanted her kid to have a dad.
And I think it's a mixed bag.
I'm sure it's a little bit of both, right?
She wanted more money.
She wanted her son to have a father on his birth certificate and to have someone to look up to.
There are a lot of conservatives that are ragging on her, and she did say that.
And that's not a part of the equation as to why many of these conservatives don't like her anymore.
So by all means, you can call her a gold digger or whatever, but you should include in the argument that she wanted her kid to have a dad.
ian crossland
You know, and she's told me the last time, one of the last times I saw her, I really want to have a second kid.
And she did with Elon.
So, like, I'm happy for her, but Elon's the ethos of like more kids instead of like, I think a lot of how many kids are you parenting?
Not about how many kids have you spermed out, but like, how many kids are you parenting right now?
kaitlin bennett
We just talked about that.
ian crossland
Yeah.
kaitlin bennett
And I think when I read this Ashley stuff, and like, I don't spend a lot of time in drama and looking at it.
I took it as the, from the perspective, as I'm a mom, she is kind of left with no one.
And so, who is she going to ally with?
The people who also are known with Elon Musk and Elon Musk, other baby mamas, that's her only ally right now.
So, if she's got to change her views or what she's got to do to have a relationship with the only people who really want to have a relationship with her, maybe that's where it is.
tim pool
And she's said this for years.
If you do not give a person a path towards forgiveness, they will go the other direction.
So, for what reason is the right deciding to burn the bridge with Ashley St. Clair?
For whatever reason, she got a million followers.
She wrote these books.
She's been a huge personality.
And they said she got into a fight with Elon Musk, so she's excised.
Okay, well, now you've just given the left an ally.
She's going to be advocating for them.
And people are saying, well, this proves she's a grifter.
No, it proves human beings will not be left in a desert.
If she can't go to any conservative event because she'll get attacked and criticized, ridiculed, or insulted, she's going to go wherever she can.
Every single human does it.
That's it.
The truth is, in this space, if you want to be successful, you're going to be a lying.
You're either going to be a liar or you're going to be demure.
You can be the podcast where you say, well, I really have nothing bad to say about that person because then they won't come on my show.
Or you can be aggressive and say, Elon should be there for his kids and not have 50 of them with no dad.
phil labonte
That's something that conservatives generally think right off the bat.
tim pool
Elon's powerful, he's a powerful ally.
phil labonte
Yeah.
I mean, like, I firmly believe that, you know, kids need dads.
You know, you need a mother and a father, in my opinion.
tim pool
I have another prediction, too.
I say this half jokingly.
Seven months from now, we'll all be Democrats.
Everyone, everyone in this room, even Caitlin.
kaitlin bennett
Absolutely not.
tim pool
No, because the Democrats are going to have Stephen A. Smith who said that Renee Good's shooting was justified and the trans thing is insane.
Trump is going to be the guy who protected Epstein and they're going to be on the Jew train and they're going to be screaming about Israel.
And Washington Post and CBS and the corporate press are already shifting because they're trying to attract moderates again.
And the Libertarian Party has drifted left and right a little bit.
I'm saying this half jokingly, but the way things are looking right now, there is this shift.
This shift is happening.
CBS, the Washington Post, the New York Times are now moving in the other direction.
The trans thing has become weird, and Trump has become the Epstein pedo protector.
He's right there along Hillary Clinton in the headline news right now for protecting Epstein clients.
So this shift is happening.
And I think the best example, again, is Stephen A. Smith has been floated as a potential frontrunner for Democrats.
He came out right after that woman got shot, Renee Good, and said, from a legal standpoint, the shooting was justified.
Okay, well, there you go.
He's now aligned with the right, and moderates are going to be more attracted to that guy.
But the funny thing is only because he doesn't have a record of protecting Epstein clients.
You know what I mean?
But I'm saying this somewhat as a joke.
I don't really believe it's going to happen so profoundly, but we're watching it.
ian crossland
Yeah, you're kind of describing the pendulum that you were talking about.
kaitlin bennett
Exactly.
ian crossland
The natural frustration that people get with whoever's in charge due to whatever the media wants to propulgate.
kaitlin bennett
Well, it's not even that.
It's how boring and sick of something do like the general public become and like the media and everything like that.
So they're on this anti-trans stuff, or they're just not really so gung-ho about supporting that.
And so when that shifts, it's like, where does the right go?
Is that what you're kind of saying?
Is like, because they're shifting so much this way, like, where does the right go?
tim pool
So the right is a coalition.
The Republican Party has always been smaller than the Democratic Party, at least in our lifetimes.
And Donald Trump formed a coalition with moderates.
It was about eight or nine million Obama voters switched to vote for Trump.
And it was very unexpected.
Working class people said, I want Bernie.
When they didn't get Bernie, they offered up Hillary.
They said, nope, Trump, it is.
And so Trump was able to succeed in that regard.
Trump has the disaffected liberal vote, largely.
It's like two to one.
He's going to start losing it now because the right is being dominated by people who are screaming, Zejus 24-7.
Okay.
And moderates don't care.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
By all means, criticize Israel.
It's a government and APAC and these things.
But then you get these shows that they're like the Zionists, which is the Jews.
And normies are just like, huh?
I don't care about that.
The right is being split in the middle over the issue of Israel.
And regular people largely don't care.
In fact, the majority of Americans are pro-Israel.
If you look at the polls, but it's because they're ignorant of the issue and don't care about it.
kaitlin bennett
Yes.
tim pool
They're like, I don't know, I saw in the news that it's, however, young people are not.
Young people are 50-50.
It's splitting.
So that's obviously Israel wants to pay money to promote it.
But I think regular people, for the most part, just don't care about that issue.
kaitlin bennett
When I go out and talk to people every single week, you know the issue they bring up the least is the Israel stuff.
Even on the left, they don't care about it.
And it's shocking, which I could be in just like, you know, the Florida area here.
Maybe this isn't a, you know, a saying of the whole country, but they don't bring it up as much as I see right-wing podcasters bring it up.
tate brown
Yeah, Americans are kind of famous for our general ambivalence to like geopolitical affairs.
Like we're not keeping tabs on like the going-ons in the Middle East, let alone like what's happening in Europe.
Like we don't care.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story from the Daily Mail.
The ICE agent who shot woman dead is quote, not expected to face criminal charges as FBI zeroes in on victims' history of Trump betting.
In fact, it looks like the feds are actually going after Ice Watch and this woman's network.
They're not treating the ICE agent as the perpetrator of a crime.
They're treating the woman as the perpetrator of the crime.
Why?
Well, she did commit two crimes, felony obstruction and evading arrest, which are crimes.
We then have this from media.
Tom Homan says ICE agent who shot Renee Good is in hiding.
He's also raised, I believe, around $700,000.
It's been raised on his behalf.
So I can't say I'm surprised.
I said this, we had this discussion in this debate.
The federal government is not going to allow this guy to be prosecuted because if they do, Trump may as well resign right now.
His agenda will be over.
He'll be abandoned by his voters and law enforcement.
So what happens next then?
Are we going to get a spring and summer of love because the left is going to be like no justice, no peace?
kaitlin bennett
They sent in.
I'm so sorry.
unidentified
No go ahead.
kaitlin bennett
They sent in a thousand more troops to Minneapolis after this whole thing happened.
And I will say, as someone who is looking for Vance to run or whatever, immigration is one of the top issues on our side on the Trump, on Trump's, Trump voters and everything.
And if they back down from this, this is going to be very bad for them because we care about this and we're tired.
We didn't, the George Floyd stuff, we just had to sit there and take it.
And we don't want to see, we don't have to want to have to sit here and take this too and see, you know, because I mean, and we all saw the video, you know, it is what it is.
But that's my little rant.
tate brown
Well, yeah, I think the Trump badmen, they've learned their lessons from 2020.
And they understand that right now in Minneapolis, this is where they set the tone for the next three years.
It's like, hey, this is where you like, this is in the minds of leftists where they're going to figure out if they're allowed to operate with impunity or not.
And so that's why, and I think the Trump admins making the correct moves thus far, but like you really got to communicate to the people.
Like it's one thing flawed in the DHS agents, again, and ensure that this ICE agent isn't charged, but you need to also communicate that to the American people.
You need everyone to understand what time it is.
And so I'm in total agreement, but it's like, yeah, this is really going to make her break.
tim pool
It's 9-16.
It's 9-16.
phil labonte
That's what time it is.
tim pool
Everyone else is not everyone.
tate brown
It's actually 21, 17.
ian crossland
9:16.
tate brown
I'm using military time.
phil labonte
European over here.
tate brown
Because I'm a LARPer.
ian crossland
When I saw that first video, I was like, oh, so if a cop puts his hand on my hood and I touch my gas pedal, he can shoot me.
But then I saw the second.
tim pool
If a cop is standing in front of your car and you accelerate the vehicle, they will try to stop you.
unidentified
I know.
ian crossland
What if they are illegally stopping me?
It's like it doesn't really matter.
If any man with a gun has his hand on your hood, well, then you're like, what if it's a jihadi?
You know, then you're like, maybe I should.
tim pool
This is what they're doing.
They've created laws in their own brains.
Federal agents, this is going to be a shock to liberals.
And they're going to say, no, it's not true.
It can't be true.
It's impossible.
Federal agents can enforce federal law.
Shock.
And more importantly, let me start at the base level.
Literally any human being can arrest someone for a felony.
Did you know that?
kaitlin bennett
Good to know.
tim pool
Any adult, any adult or any Ian, if you watch someone commit a felony, you can perform a citizen's arrest.
It's a real thing.
It's common law.
ian crossland
So do you have to be over 18?
Are you over 18?
tim pool
I'm not sure about that, but I'm pretty sure you don't.
Like the idea is, if anyone witnesses a felony, you can stop the person from doing it.
However, the issue is if you're wrong, you can get sued.
Okay, let's go again.
8 USC 1357 grants ICE agents the authority to conduct all immigrations and custom-related law enforcement and anything in its periphery.
That means they can conduct traffic stops.
This means that they can, if they believe you are in any way committing any crime related to customs, not just immigration, here's the best part.
Within 25 miles of any U.S. border, they can enter your vehicle without a warrant.
It's a special power.
Special power.
So if you are in like, you know, San Diego, ICE agent can walk up to you and say, I'm getting in your car right now.
They are allowed to do that.
So these liberals are like, they can't perform traffic stops.
They can walk up to your RV and say, I'm coming in, duh, to make sure you're not trafficking people, right?
Here's the best part.
The law also says they can enforce any U.S. law explicitly.
As federal agents, they can enforce any federal law.
So imagine the retardation that must persist for you to believe they could not say, out of the vehicle, you're under arrest.
The argument in the Daily Show with this woman who's talking to Jon Stewart, he says, but can't they arrest you for obstruction?
She goes, but they can't perform traffic stops.
It has to be serious obstruction.
Oh, kind of like being trained by Ice Watch to obstruct and assault officers and then being reported by witnesses to have been leading a protest to obstruct their vehicles from engaging in law enforcement activities.
Clear-cut obstruction.
And they can stop you.
They can pull your vehicle over if they think you're in violation of immigration or federal law.
Meaning, if they see a vehicle with out-of-state plates with drugs, they can pull you over.
If it's interstate, evidence of an interstate crime of some sort.
Here's the most important thing.
I'm going to ask you this, Ian.
Do you think that if an ICE agent witnessed a man shoot a child in the head, he has the authority to arrest him?
unidentified
Yes.
tim pool
He does.
But that's a state law.
How can they enforce a state law if they're ICE just limited powers?
Because anyone can perform an arrest on an individual for committing a felony.
ian crossland
Would he be doing it as a federal employee or would he be doing it as a citizen's arrest?
tim pool
Yes.
And the law then says he turns them over to state authorities.
So the liberals are making this stuff up to radicalize retards and justify engaging in violence and threatening the lives of federal agents.
But I go.
ian crossland
So just to tap it off, you don't technically have to be 18 to issue citizens' arrest.
I think it depends on the state, though.
It depends on state by state.
Jersey, you got to be 21.
Yeah, well, I saw the second video.
I'm sure you guys talked about it yesterday, maybe, or about this shooting.
The second video, the guy got thrown back.
I mean, it looked like he literally was assaulted by the vehicle.
kaitlin bennett
Can I talk about Title VIII a little bit, like what you just mentioned?
I love that you brought that up because I see in the argument with conservatives trying to defend ICE, they never actually can reference Title VIII, which lays out all immigration law.
And when I reference that and I cite it when I'm talking to liberals every single week, they will not listen to me.
They think that it's illegal for them to wear a mask on their face.
That's not illegal.
It's actually not even illegal for them to not read them their Miranda rights if it's if they're being arrested.
tim pool
Miranda rights is a fake thing that's always been fake.
And liberals, there's a famous video from Occupy where a woman is going, I have not been read my rights.
It's a fake thing.
kaitlin bennett
Well, especially when they're being arrested under a civil and administrative thing.
So there are warrants for their arrests that are administrative that they just get from their supervisor.
And then there's one for criminal things.
But if you really look at Title VIII, they have the power to do what they're doing.
Everything is justified.
And it is so annoying.
tim pool
Miranda rights are only read at the discretion of the officer if they intend to question you.
If they don't intend to question you, they will not read you your rights.
Often they'll read you your rights at the department after being arrested if they think they need to question you.
There's a funny video where some guy's yelling at a cop, you never read me my rights.
And he goes, I'm not questioning you.
And he's like, you got to read me your rights.
And he goes, I watched you commit the crime.
No, I don't.
And then the other thing, too, is I want to play this video for you guys.
I'm going to play that for you again.
I want you to listen.
She says, why did you have real bullets?
You see, here's what happened.
Over the past several years, these liberals have been conditioned to believe that the riot control actions they've experienced are law enforcement.
They're engaging with armed federal agents seeking narco gangs, MS-13, criminal cartels, and often just general criminals.
But this is criminal law enforcement, not community affairs.
So when these liberals show up to a protest and they see a cop with a truncheon, there's no real bullets.
When they see a guy with a gun, he's got beanbags or expanding foam rounds.
But these people have decided to engage with federal law enforcement who are trying to arrest serious criminals.
Sheath said, why did you have real bullets?
Why?
It's a game.
It's always been a game.
You see, this is the problem with riot control weapons.
We have created an environment where these people know there are no consequences to rioting.
If they go out and smash up a storefront and set it on fire, they know their worst case scenario is despite the fact they've killed and will kill again, they'll only ever be hit with a beanbag.
In the George Floyd riots, 30 plus people were killed.
And the police that engage the rioters use less lethal munitions.
When these people go out to engage the feds on law enforcement operations, they're treating it like it's crowd control community affairs.
In fact, in many cities, the community affairs officers don't even have weapons.
They're just walking around in jeans and windbreakers.
They're playing a game.
kaitlin bennett
Imagine being so delusional.
And it's probably not even their fault, but they join these Ice Watch groups that literally tell them to do this.
And it's like, who is responsible for brainwashing these people?
They're so delusional that they really think that a federal officer's gun does not have what real bullets?
So were there supposed to be fake bullets in there?
tim pool
They thought it was a game.
And I'm not saying to be cute.
I am telling you quite literally, when these liberal middle-aged women show up to Ice Watch, they think they're playing red versus blue.
They think they're playing paintball.
They don't understand.
I went to Glenn Beck's studio a few years ago, several years ago.
And it's amazing, the Blaze studios.
They have a bunch of old newspapers on the walls.
Like you go to the bathroom, walk out, you go to the green room, you walk out, and they have these old newspapers.
And I read one of them.
And it was an old 1800s newspaper where it said that a man was outside of a saloon when another man walked up and put a pistol to his chest and pulled the trigger, killing him.
And they never found out who was.
And I'm just like, man, it was crazy back then.
It was wild back then, life or death.
Today, we got a bunch of soft, cookie-dough people who don't understand the harsh realities of the world.
And we are dealing with an escalation of political violence and conflict.
So when they laugh and celebrate Charlie Kirk being murdered, it's a TV screen to them.
They don't actually understand.
Charlie Kirk was shot and killed and bled out in front of his friends.
And this puts the whole country at jeopardy.
They watch that through a screen and they laugh.
They've never seen it.
That's the first time someone's ever experienced any kind of heightened threat.
We've talked about this years ago with the woke, how they got offended by words.
And I pointed out that, listen, if you've never been in a fight, if you've never been threatened, if you've never been in a life or death situation, and literally the worst pain you've ever felt is being called stupid, you will be going, it's the worst pain I've ever felt.
And then if you're some dude who's just been like mercilessly beaten your whole life, you're going to be like, dude, I don't care what you call me.
Or more importantly, if you're like a combat veteran or PMC, you're going to be like, you can call me whatever you want, dude.
It does not boil my blood in the least.
I've been shot at.
This woman and these people, the worst thing they've ever experienced is like getting pushed by a cop.
And that's the extent of what they think is possible.
So when Michael Malis says people don't understand how much worse it could get, it's a statement to all of us and to these people.
So I plead with you all to understand this.
When we look at this woman and she goes, why did you have real bullets?
And we laugh saying, ah, the naivete of the middle-aged liberal.
Understand there are many conservatives who can recognize this in this woman, but not themselves.
What it means if these people actually win and what it means to have like, I don't know, you get arrested for no reason and they literally flay you alive and torture you in front of your children because that happens and worse.
Worse things are possible.
ian crossland
I wanted to go to Hong Kong.
There were protests five years ago or something.
And I didn't, but I heard that they were spraying protesters with like, oh, it's water mixed with like some burning, you know, pepper spray and dye, blue dye.
And they'd take fire hoses and just spray the crowd.
So everyone was there, not only would they be in agony with their skin burning, you could tag them and find them later.
And I wonder like how comfortable people here are with that kind of crowd control.
It's just like to see how real it can get.
You know, I kind of wish that I had been in Hong Kong.
Played out fine the way they played out, but I don't know, just to get a taste, you know, to remember that we don't live in fantasy land.
tim pool
Let's jump to this next story.
We got this from kitco.com.
Gold will hit 5,000.
Silver will hit 100 per ounce by March, but gold will be vulnerable to correction afterwards.
Citigroup.
Wow.
You know, earlier in the year, we had a gold and silver sponsor, and I say no financial advice, but you should definitely consider gold and silver.
And oh boy, the people that did.
Silver is going insane.
Actually, let me pull up the actual silver price chart.
And there's several reasons for this.
One of which is it's the end.
We're all going to die.
And the economy is about to collapse.
So hug your loved ones, hide.
Silver is at about $90 an ounce.
Now, they're saying it's for a variety of reasons.
That it's shortages, AI, and electric car demand.
That's all true.
But silver is like the principal hedge for people against inflation.
So when you see silver skyrocket in the last year, the way it did, look at this five years.
It was 20 bucks in 2023.
It stayed around 20 bucks the whole time.
So when people say, oh man, like, you know, I think the Trump economy is good or whatever.
And then Trump says everything's fine.
I'm looking at silver going like, well, it's been fun.
It's been fun, boys.
ian crossland
It's going to be even more fun, man.
I'm looking at the fall.
tim pool
It's a great video game.
I love it.
ian crossland
The cost of palladium also is up 80% over the last year.
I'm looking at the copper.
What's that?
phil labonte
Do you have any palladium?
ian crossland
I have a little bit of palladium, yeah.
unidentified
Really?
tim pool
They're using an silver in China hit over $100.
unidentified
Yeah.
Yep.
ian crossland
All these precious metals, but I'm looking up copper now, copper price.
And then I want to look up platinum, the cost of platinum.
phil labonte
Got a bunch of old dimes.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
phil labonte
Back when they actually used pre-1964 dimes.
tate brown
Purely as someone that understands nothing about the precious metals market, is this linked to cryptocurrency in any way?
Because I've seen people say in the past there's some link between it.
ian crossland
Well, Tether Gold just launched.
I think that's with the Rumble wallet.
tate brown
Because like a few people have said, because these new cryptocurrencies are backed by precious metals, it spiked the price.
unidentified
Maybe that's a big thing.
That might be why.
ian crossland
The Tether Gold.
Tether Gold.
Tether's like the most notorious stable coin in the world.
tim pool
This actually is a good point.
Tether has the gold token, making it a lot easier for people to buy gold, which probably created massive demand.
Because my understanding is the way it works is if you, if so, for those that aren't familiar with what Tether is, it's a cryptocurrency that is pegged to the dollar or to gold.
So if you buy one USDT, one US Tether, it's equal to $1.
Basically, it's like a bank account, sort of.
It's not literally, but that Tether token can be shared with anybody and redeemed for a dollar through Tether whenever.
And then they have, what is it, XAUT or something?
ian crossland
Yep.
tim pool
That's pegged to gold, which means that regular.
So my understanding is when you buy one of those, Tether literally will buy the equivalent amount of gold, which means a regular person can very easily now trade gold using the crypto wallet system.
tate brown
Yeah, and their whole thing is like you can go to Switzerland and actually see the gold that you've purchased.
phil labonte
So you take it, actually.
tate brown
That's why I've heard some people say part of the reason that it is spiking is because there's so many new precious metal-backed cryptocurrencies on the market.
Again, that just seems like that could be.
400% increases.
ian crossland
The elephant in the room is like all the precious metals went up 40 to 20, 20 years.
tim pool
Exactly.
And I want to stress crypto and these things have been around for a decade plus.
It's like almost 20 years at this point.
It's like 16, 17 years.
And right now, we've got geopolitical tensions.
We've got immigration and economic uncertainty and a population collapse.
Look, man.
phil labonte
And trillions of dollars in inflation.
tim pool
Exactly.
Exactly.
And I think what we're seeing right now is the market correcting for inflation.
Basically, we've been cranking out cash and just dumping dollars.
Like the U.S. government has been spending like crazy.
The deficit is insane.
And sooner or later, the market's going to be like, look, silver's not going up.
Gold's not going up.
The dollar's going down.
phil labonte
Yeah.
I mean, if you, if you buy, if you bought gold or whatever, it's typically a store of value, right?
So you're not actually, the actual value of gold isn't going up.
It's that the value of the dollar has gone down so much.
tim pool
That's the reality.
The U.S. Mint suspended certain sales.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
Because, and there's a bunch of people being like, yo, I just ordered a bunch of silver the other day for like 20 bucks.
I hope I get it.
tate brown
Well, because that used to always be the pitch on like when you would hear these gold ads on like conservative radio growing up is they're like, well, it's a hedge against inflation.
I'm like, well, what if the price of the precious metal also increases?
tim pool
It's over $100.
So I just checked.
When they say like the price right now is $90,000, you're not going to be able to get that because every vendor is going to have their overhead cost attached to it.
So I just went to moneymetals.com and an ounce of silver is $105.
ian crossland
Jeez.
I'm not much of an alarm.
tim pool
It's almost like I had that stack of coins because we had a sponsor for a silver.
I had 20 silver coins worth $35,000 now.
It's $2,000.
It was $400 a year ago.
ian crossland
Get a bunch of copper, Tim.
What would we need if we shit really hits the fan?
Copper to make bullets?
Like we were acting like we were rugged man.
tim pool
I mean, bullets are up too, but they've been pretty stable.
tate brown
And the homeless have been stripping copper for years.
They're on it.
phil labonte
Oh, copper summons.
ian crossland
Dude, okay.
tate brown
Zama Zamas.
ian crossland
I don't know what's coming.
I don't know what's happening right now, but this looks like a bunch of big money movers are consolidating wealth in precious metal.
Then they're going to crash the economy in half and all the metal is going to drop by 50%, but they'll be right back where they started when they bought it at 16.
tim pool
No, no, no, you got it backwards.
This is the crash.
They already bought.
phil labonte
Yeah, if you're buying now, you actually.
tim pool
Exactly.
ian crossland
So they bought the best.
Before they sell before they crash it.
phil labonte
I don't know.
tim pool
No, they sell now.
So what happens is they buy a bunch when it's low.
The market starts collapsing.
The price of silver skyrockets.
Then they offload it, 10xing their cash.
ian crossland
Or they buy it high and then eat the loss and write it off on their taxes.
You never know.
tim pool
But something like that.
ian crossland
Just to try and obfuscate it, because if it's too obvious, who bought it?
tim pool
Hold on.
That makes no sense.
ian crossland
Well, they want to hide it.
They don't want to buy it.
tim pool
Makeups are still losing money.
ian crossland
I know they want it.
They don't want to.
I don't think the people that are coordinating this want.
tim pool
You buy a million in silver for 20 bucks.
The economy collapses.
You sell a billion in silver for $100.
You 5x your cash.
And now you've got money.
Then the market tanks.
Then the price collapses once again.
And you start buying up properties for pennies on the dollar.
ian crossland
That would be the obvious one.
And then we'd be like, hey, that's the guy that did it.
But if they want to hide their tracks, they might be, I don't know.
I'm making up.
unidentified
The point is.
ian crossland
I don't even know who I'm thinking.
tim pool
The people who are gaming in the system bought the silver a long time ago.
And now the U.S. dollar is in trouble.
Silver is going up for a variety of reasons.
Not just the U.S. dollar is in trouble, but also there's speculation about AI with AI demand so massive.
Let me put it like this.
I read this somewhere.
Could be wrong, but I was reading a book about conductors and quantum physics and stuff.
They said, were it not for the social demand for silver, we'd use silver for every wire instead of copper.
But silver was extremely expensive, so people opted for copper, which was less valuable.
AI don't care.
AI has got infinite budget.
AI wants the best of the best.
So I think a big component of this is AI expansion requires the best components possible.
ian crossland
Silver's pretty awesome.
tim pool
Yeah, it's also tariffs and international trade is getting really difficult.
Luke was telling me that he thinks the reason we went into Venezuela wasn't just the oil, it was the silver.
ian crossland
Oh, interesting.
tim pool
Silver mines in Venezuela.
Horribly mismanaged and not producing.
And Trump said, we need it.
Wow.
Well, the AI took over a long time ago.
I want you guys to understand something.
Let me actually ask you a question, Ian.
Do you think that everything you do online is tracked by the U.S. government?
ian crossland
Yeah.
tim pool
Yeah, it is.
ian crossland
I don't know about how long.
Yeah, I think it is.
Even how long I'm staring at a screen, for instance.
phil labonte
I don't think that it's, I think that it's logged and they can get the information, but I don't think I'm interesting enough for them to actually track me.
tim pool
I don't care if they track you or not.
The question is, do they, are they taking all of your, are they tracking all of your information?
phil labonte
I mean, it's logged, yeah.
So they can look.
They have the data, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
No, it's not so they can look.
It's because they're feeding it into a large language model AI learning system.
phil labonte
Oh, you think it goes into an A.
tim pool
Okay.
Oh, bro, they've been doing this for a long time.
So when we were looking at these NSA data centers, and the argument from the government was, we don't actually, we can't possibly look at everything you've ever done.
You're right.
They don't need to.
The AI system will, and it's going to learn everything about every single person.
And they probably already have some kind of Oracle where they walk in and they go to a computer that's been tracking every single connected person's data since the inception of the internet.
ian crossland
Dude, Larry Ellison's company is called Oracle.
tim pool
So look at this.
Grok is trained on X. Chat GPT trained on articles and Reddit and Wikipedia largely.
What about the military's capability?
They trained the AI on literally every single human being on the internet's data, conversations, phone calls.
That AI exists.
Military does have AI.
We just don't know the capabilities of it.
They can probably go to it and type in, tell me everything Ian has done.
Bang, they got it.
Just like that.
kaitlin bennett
So is this something that you feel like they have, or you like have seen that they're developing?
tim pool
We know the NSA has had a massive data center for 20 years.
We know the NSA had been downloading and tracking everyone's data online and phone calls.
We know that in the private sector, major companies have been trying to get as much data as possible for training models.
Elon bought X largely for this reason, so he can take all of the Twitter data and punch it into an AI.
They all have downloaded every YouTube video, so they have all of the YouTube data.
We know that the military has been working on AI-related technologies since the late 70s.
The question then is: if we know that the military has been developing AI since the late 70s, but we don't know to what extent, if we know that the U.S. government has been illegally tracking and storing all of our data, is it then reasonable to assume, connect the dots, they've plugged all that data into the AI technology they've built?
Yeah, obviously.
And if you think otherwise, I think you'd be insane.
Yeah, I mean, you wonder why it is.
The Northern Virginia, what is it?
The Northern, the North Virginia Data Corridor, they call it.
And it's called the Virginia instance.
This is where Langley is, where the NSA, the CIA, the FBI, they have all these servers, and they've been expanding data centers rapidly.
That's got all the information of every single person ever.
So the U.S. government probably has a machine where they can go in and just be like, I want to know exactly what Caitlin Bennett did yesterday and today.
And it's going to be like, here's a timeline of everything she's ever done.
I mean, you don't even realize this.
You're wearing a tracking device.
unidentified
Right.
tim pool
And so when you go to the bathroom, it's going to be like, here's a full timeline.
And they can literally say, I want to know what food she ate and when and how many calories it was.
And it's going to be like, she went to Arby's and got a beef and cheddar with curly fries.
And then they're going to be like, oh, anyway.
ian crossland
Did you guys hear the Larry?
Okay, Larry Ellison, co-founder of Oracle.
He's one of the most richest, third richest man in the world, I think.
He's tight.
Elon's the first richest, but Larry, I think, is the third richest.
He was talking about building a pervasive network.
I'm reading it off of the search algorithm of AI monitor cameras, police body cams, vehicle security systems, drones that will ensure both citizens and law enforcement are on their best behavior.
These people obsessed with order.
Now, Larry, I don't know you yet.
Order for the sake of order is not always good.
It has a diminishing return.
You can get close to 100, but then if it starts to produce evil, you've got to lay off the and it's like a little chaos is okay.
So you don't want these obsessively rigid systems.
tim pool
He knows this.
The issue is pure order collapses because you need flexibility in the machine to adapt for the unexpected.
So you need about 80-20.
You need a certain degree of chaos for mutation because let's just look at genetics.
Genetic homogeneity results in the collapse of a species.
They'll die out.
ian crossland
Yeah.
tim pool
Temperature will change.
Oxygen rates will change.
And if it's impossible for the species to adapt, they die.
However, if there's flexibility, and there is in genetics, mutation, then one creature will be born.
Like, you know, mutation could be random, it could be error, but the capability allows for fish to grow legs.
ian crossland
And I think that just like you need some chaos in an ordered system, it's like you need governments can't be too totalitarian or they too will fall.
They need to be able to have a little bit of chaos, which is the United States government.
It has a very chaotic system where every four years we have a new freaking leader.
Like, that's crazy chaos relative to like these long monarchical systems that get overthrown with violent revolutions.
Like, we don't need violent revolutions because our system is a revolution.
So that's the chaos in the order that we need.
And for Larry, you just obsessiveness with order and gathering all the data so that you don't poop until 2 p.m. because we think it's better for you.
Like, you're going to have to lay off at some point, bro.
Maybe we can come on the show.
Oh, it's so much order that they want to make sure you don't poop at the wrong time or across the street when the light is red or say the wrong words because it might upset the environment.
tim pool
Well, I don't know about any of all that stuff, but we do got to go to Super Chats and Rumble Rants.
ian crossland
So I think about this all the time.
tim pool
Right on.
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All right.
Let's see.
Flan the Man says they aren't going to arrest anyone.
ian crossland
Talking about Bill and Hillary.
Yeah, I kind of agree with that.
kaitlin bennett
Yeah.
ian crossland
They might try.
tim pool
Shane H. Wilder.
Now, I did want to wait until later in the show to get to this, but he says, rest in peace, Scott Adams.
For those that didn't hear, I believe most of you probably did, but just want to say thank you to Scott Adams for all the work that he did, for the laughs.
I was a big fan of Dilbert when I was a kid, and I mean this sincerely because the Dilbert cartoon was amazing, 99 to 2000.
The best intro for any show ever, and everyone agrees.
And it was, have you ever watched it?
ian crossland
I never saw the show, no.
tim pool
Bro, the Dilbert cartoon was so good.
So good.
And I was bummed when they canceled it.
I think I was, how old was I, like 13 or 14 years old?
Because I was watching Future Realm.
I was watching Simpsons.
The Dilbert cartoon nailed it.
So to see Scott, you know, stick his neck out to join the fight and take the flack that he did and the insults, but for the right cause, it was valiant.
It was honorable.
And this morning, he passed away.
So rest in peace, brother.
And, you know, thank you for everything for everything and all the work that you did.
And I recommend you guys, if you haven't, watch the Dilbert cartoon.
I know it's old at this point, 27 years.
Can you believe it?
But I was watching old clips this morning when I heard that he passed because it's just, it's really good.
It's a very good show.
You should watch it.
You should watch it, Ian.
ian crossland
I must because I didn't like the, I didn't understand the comic when I was a kid.
It was 80s and 90s.
tim pool
It was like a play on, it targeted the stupidity of corporations and the corporate life.
ian crossland
Now that I've worked that life, I bet I would get it a lot.
tim pool
Yeah, it was three panel jokes where people like, people recognize the stupidity of how corporate offices made you do things.
ian crossland
When I was a kid, I would read it and I'd be like, why is he so bored?
This comic's boring.
I was like, oh, I didn't get it.
tim pool
His dog Burton rat burt.
You know?
Yeah, it's true.
ian crossland
Thanks, Scott.
tim pool
Thinker for Life is I'm a very proud transphobe for life.
Well, there's that meme where they're like, it's not a phobia, it's disgust.
kaitlin bennett
Well, they're pretty violent, so it's okay to be scared of them.
ian crossland
Sometimes I was thinking it's often as a correlation of the people that can become violent also have other issues.
And then sometimes it manifests as trans.
unidentified
Yeah.
tate brown
Yeah.
Antisocial behaviors are antisocial behaviors are typically linked.
They come in a cocktail.
So you have one, you're going to actually have three or four sort of coming in conjunction with it.
tim pool
Mallow baby says, you guys were told to keep the narrative, otherwise you lose your network.
What network?
Rumble?
ian crossland
The narrative.
tim pool
The narrative.
ian crossland
Are you enjoying the narrative?
tim pool
The funny thing about like the Dan Bongino stuff is like, you know, we're here at the Rumble studios.
And I was just like, these, these conspiracy theories are insane because like Dan's a part owner of Rumble.
And that would mean that like the people at Rumble have to be in on whatever it is to be in on and there's nobody doing anything.
I got to be honest, you know, and I don't say this horrificly, but Rumble is like a very basic office.
You know what I mean?
Like they got drinks in the fridge and then people show up with their professional attire.
They set their computers.
They do their job.
There's little like desks with it's very officey.
It's not.
tate brown
Yeah, people are expecting like high-level political dissent.
I was like just chilling over here and by the kitchen.
Two guys come in.
They're like, yeah, shot some great round this weekend.
It was great.
You know, this golf course news.
kaitlin bennett
Is there a Rumble conspiracy?
I don't know about.
tim pool
Well, like that Dan Bongino was protecting the Epstein people and he's an owner or whatever.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
There's like I was talking to Chris, the CEO, and I was like, it's ridiculous because there are people on Rumble with deals with Rumble that call me a shill for Israel.
And I'm just like, bro, we're partnered with the same company.
What are you talking about?
But, you know, that's the retard right for you.
phil labonte
It's ridiculous.
tim pool
Yeah.
So shout out to Rumble for hosting both voices, I guess.
phil labonte
But I do have both sides of the coin.
You make your coin.
tim pool
Could you imagine how stupid you'd have to be to have a Rumble deal and then accuse another Rumble personality of shilling of being paid to promote Israel?
That would mean you are too.
So stupid.
So, you know, that's all I have to say about those people anyway.
Yeah, no, literally, no one has ever told us to say anything.
We can literally say whatever we want.
We often do on the uncensored portion of the show.
Like, literally, no one's stopping me right now from saying Israel is gay.
I can just do it.
I can literally just say it.
I can also say I don't really care that much about Israel.
They can do what they do.
I don't know.
It's a foreign country.
I care about Israel as much as I care about like Tajikistan or something.
ian crossland
I love the word gay.
Like G-A-G-Y.
Because you can kind of relax into it.
unidentified
Gay.
tate brown
Gay.
ian crossland
It's very Mediterranean.
tate brown
Very Mediterranean way.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's like cheese.
Isn't there a cheese that sounds like that?
tate brown
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah.
ian crossland
Gruere.
Yeah, it's kind of got that.
Kind of got that Gruyere vibe.
Guys.
Please don't.
kaitlin bennett
Please don't.
tim pool
Skyline says ACLU is not retarded.
They are lying like it's 1984.
Obey or be erased is what communist has always been about.
tate brown
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, I think a mistake some people make are calling like all of these, some of them are, but all of these leftist writ large idiots.
I'm like, a lot of them aren't.
They actually know what they're doing and they have a very specific vision for what they want America to be.
And they were going to be very connivaling in their attempt to bring that forth.
So not saying, you know, a lot of them are idiots, but a lot of these people, you shouldn't underestimate, should take them very seriously, especially when they make threats because they fully intend on carrying out those threats.
tim pool
Oh my God.
Eff it button says pre-1964, half dollars, quarters, dimes.
Every $1 total of face value you make up from a combination of these in any way is 0.7 of an ounce.
Lots of big boy panic when historical resistance was laughed at.
You know, I remember I was looking at purchasing sacks of silver coins.
They sell by weight.
So what they do is they just fill a sack with U.S. currency from a long time ago, which is all silver, largely.
And then they'd weigh it and be like, here's how much it costs.
phil labonte
There was a time where I would tell people that if they sent, I had a P.O. box and you could send me either two silver, pre-1964 dimes or one 1964 quarter.
And I would sign an autograph and send it off to him.
And people could, you know, at the time you could get them for like, it was like two bucks for the dimes or something like that.
So it was super cheap to get an autograph picture, you know.
tate brown
And now that guy that bought a pizza with Bitcoin.
phil labonte
Yeah, exactly.
You know, I have, you know, like multiple pounds of silver because of that stuff now.
tate brown
You ever seen that video of that guy?
I think I don't know what news outlet it was with, and they were asking him about it.
And she was like, so you bought a pizza with Bitcoin.
He was like, it was actually two pizzas.
It was like his last-ditch coke.
phil labonte
I was like, 10,000.
I think it was 10,000 Bitcoin is what he actually paid.
Literally.
That was one of the first times that Bitcoin was used as currency.
tate brown
I feel that guy's life screwed because you're just never going to let that go.
How could you?
How could you possibly let that go?
And a lot of you must have two pizzas.
tim pool
A quarter from 1960 is currently at $18.
phil labonte
What the fuck?
Yep.
ian crossland
Because it's all silver.
unidentified
Yep.
Jeez.
tim pool
That's crazy.
ian crossland
I remember when they, in the pennies, they had to stop using copper in like 1943 because the military needed all the copper.
So I think it was actually zinc in the pennies.
phil labonte
Well, they put zinc into them, but copper, I think, was actually like early 80s when they stopped using any copper.
ian crossland
I wonder if the military is commandeering a bunch of the metal right now, and that's why.
unidentified
Well, we'll see.
kaitlin bennett
I'm not going to contribute to this topic.
tim pool
I think it's funny that everyone thought the Terminator was going to be a robot marching around with guns, just like looking at you and then shooting, but it's actually just telling Trump to invade Venezuela.
phil labonte
Yeah, so it was pre-19 before 1980, 82 copies.
Pennies were 95% copper.
So if you have any pennies that were made before 1982, they are made in copper.
Now, look, I don't recommend that you melt these down because that's illegal.
tim pool
I actually bought a bunch of copper because of Ian.
ian crossland
Yeah, I remember that.
What's copper currently at?
It went up 50% over the last year.
So it went from $4.20 to about $6.
tim pool
Wait, wait, wait.
unidentified
Hold on.
tim pool
Yeah.
It's at $6 right now.
ian crossland
Yeah.
Wow.
About 50% from $4.
tim pool
Dude, I have a big box of copper in my closet.
ian crossland
50% gains in one year.
Maybe the military is just seizing metal.
tim pool
Yeah, $6 per ounce.
Remember all those copper bars I just bought?
Because you were like, you got to get copper.
And I was like, it's functional, dude.
And it was like $5 for 10 ounces or something like that.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Some ridiculous.
ian crossland
That's the downside.
Is that when you have it?
What are you going to do with it?
But it is a good store of value.
tim pool
That's for sure.
Let me figure out where.
Yeah.
In 2020, it was at like $2 per ounce.
So it was like $20 for a bar, and now it's $60 for a bar.
That's crazy.
Man, metal.
All right.
Big 7588 says, Tim, that opening could get you Hillaried.
Indeed.
phil labonte
Careful.
tim pool
Indeed.
Alex says, they sent Bennon and tried to send Trump.
Why do the Clintons sit above everybody else?
Because they've cut a deal with the Koreans.
unidentified
That's true.
tim pool
Yeah, so people don't know this, but the Earth is a globe.
But the continents that we inhabit are actually part of, it's an inner continent surrounded by an ice wall.
And then outside the ice wall, it's called Greater Earth.
And that's where Tartaria, Atlantis, and Lemuria are.
And it's all Koreans.
tate brown
It's all Koreans.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
Oh, that makes more sense.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
That makes more sense.
tate brown
Yeah, they're all driving Kias.
You know, everyone's got LGs.
phil labonte
I mean, isn't that where K-pop actually started, right?
unidentified
It is.
ian crossland
Outside of the ice cream is very good.
tim pool
Well, see, what happens?
K-pop is old and uninteresting to them now.
And so they just discard their old trends to us.
And the reason we're not allowed to leave the ice wall is because we do all the slave labor for them.
So they're flying around and they give us Gangam style in return.
Yes.
ian crossland
20 years later.
tim pool
So the thing with Korea is Atlantis and Lemuria were fighting, and that's the North and South Korea because that's actually their entry point for interacting with the inner continents where we're all slaves.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
It's on.
I know this because I'm part Korean.
tate brown
Yeah, Tim.
tim pool
I'm called a daywalker.
tate brown
Yeah.
unidentified
Oh.
tate brown
A lot of the Koreans, obviously, that are deep in the plot consider Tim like a turncoat because he's actually kind of exposing the conspiracy.
tim pool
Oh, no, no, no.
They just don't respect you at all.
I'm allowed to say whatever I want.
In fact, I've flown over the ice wall several times.
Been to Lemuria.
unidentified
It's great.
tate brown
How many K-Bucks was it that we've determined?
It was like 10 million or something.
unidentified
Oh, yeah.
tate brown
Buy-off price.
ian crossland
Would you rather meet with the leader of North Korea or South Korea?
tate brown
North.
Okay, who's the leader of South Korea?
Exactly.
No one knows.
He's some guys.
Last night's probably Park.
unidentified
No, it's a woman.
tate brown
Oh, it's a woman?
Oh.
Figures.
phil labonte
The only American that's met with the leader of North Korea.
tim pool
No, it's a guy.
It's Lee Jae-myung.
tate brown
Yeah, no aura.
I want to meet Kim Jong-un.
tim pool
He's actually in the news.
South Korea prosecutors seek death penalty for ex-President Yoon.
tate brown
Wait, what?
What's going on, South Korea?
Maybe we should pay more attention.
unidentified
Jesus.
tim pool
This is breaking news.
tate brown
Jeez, dude, it's getting wild over there.
tim pool
Have you guys ever seen Elysium?
ian crossland
Yes.
No.
tim pool
So, no.
ian crossland
I know about it.
I know about the plot.
tim pool
So there's a space station that's like super nice, and then all the poor people live on Earth.
And there's a rich businessman who has to come down to Earth to oversee the factory.
And he's like, oh, the air.
And he's like covering his mouth because it's all filthy.
That's what it's like when the Koreans have to come to the inner continents from Lemuria.
ian crossland
Yeah, we make a lot of CO2 in here.
unidentified
Yeah.
ian crossland
We're all blind.
tim pool
So like outside the ice wall, there's four nations.
There's big, tall, ripped, blonde-haired, blue-eyed people called the Nordics.
There's another Lemuria, where they all are, they're Korean, but they look very different.
We call them the gray aliens.
I'm allowed to say that because I'm Korean.
None of you are allowed to say that.
Then there's the insectoids of Tartaria.
What's the fourth alien?
There's four alien species.
What's the fourth one after that?
There's insectoids, grays, Nordics.
ian crossland
God, no, no, Pleiadians.
tate brown
Oh, these are Canadians.
tim pool
From Alpha Sounds.
The reptilians.
tate brown
The classics.
tim pool
Duh.
phil labonte
Kevin Newsom and his family.
ian crossland
Reptiles.
And then what were the other three?
tim pool
There's greys, insectoids, Nordics, and reptilians.
ian crossland
So these are the creatures on their planets that got a whole psilocybin first and started evolving that frontal lobe.
tim pool
These are just the people who live outside the ice wall.
ian crossland
Oh, they made it here.
kaitlin bennett
Okay, I thought this whole time you were just making this stuff up.
tim pool
But this is like a whole, it's called the greater earth conspiracy theory.
unidentified
Okay.
tim pool
So there are people who are like, the earth is flat and there's an ice wall around it.
kaitlin bennett
And I didn't know that ice wall part.
unidentified
I knew the yeah, the ice wall holds the water in.
kaitlin bennett
Okay.
tate brown
Yeah.
tim pool
And so they say that if you go to Antarctica, there's an ice wall and you can fly over it, but the military stops you.
And it's true, they do.
There was a kid who flew a plane and they threatened to shoot him down and he landed.
But the greater earth theorists believe the earth is provably round.
You can do simple experiments with like a camera to prove that it's round.
And so there was this image going viral of Earth.
And then the seven continents we know are in this little ring on the earth with a big ice wall around it.
And the theory is that Tartaria, Atlantis, Lemura, these mythological ancient countries exist outside on Greater Earth.
And that we are basically slaves that do like cobalt mining and aluminum and lithium mining and gold mining.
The reason why we value gold so much is that they have us do the slave.
So take a look at how it works inside the intercontinents.
When we need like sulfur, we have a bunch of peasants with no teeth mining the sulfur.
Their teeth fall out of their mouths and they stuff rags in their mouths.
Liberals don't want to recognize that, right?
Well, we're the same thing for them.
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
We do all the work and they live in luxury.
tate brown
We're fools doing these spreadsheets for them.
And it's so annoying.
The Koreans can visit over there.
It's like they bought the battle pass.
That's what it really feels like.
And we're on the outside and they're like, they have the battle pass.
It's very frustrating.
I would like to see this, but I'm sorry.
tim pool
David Bricken says, Welcome back, Ian.
We missed you last night with the DMT thing.
On another note, if Navarro and Ben can go to jail, so can the Clintons.
No one is above the law.
ian crossland
Thanks for having me, man.
Whoever that, who was that again?
That was really good.
tim pool
Did you see the show yesterday?
unidentified
No.
tim pool
We were talking about the laser experiment with DMT.
ian crossland
Oh, I got a laser to test that.
I want to test it.
tim pool
Yeah, and like the lady was like, it looks like snake skin.
And we were all like, yeah, it does to us, too.
ian crossland
Did you guys watch the video?
Do you pull the video up on the show?
tim pool
Yeah.
ian crossland
Man, I want to see it without huffing DMT and like figure it out and try and reverse engineer that round.
tim pool
How about you just write down the digit, the letters, and then the alphanumeric symbols and then compare them and see if people wrote down the same thing?
ian crossland
Are they static or do they change?
unidentified
They're static.
tim pool
When I saw what they claimed is that when you point it at the wall, you can see the code.
And when you move the laser up, it's exposing the code in the wall.
And so when you move back down, you see the same thing again.
And I'm like, okay, write it down.
ian crossland
Yeah.
tim pool
Give me drywall code.
ian crossland
Yeah.
tim pool
And then what?
Can we like inject code somehow?
unidentified
Maybe.
ian crossland
Change the sound vibration in the room and see if the code changes.
tim pool
Can we use lasers to change the code?
ian crossland
Maybe.
Yeah, we can use vibration to change the code.
tim pool
If the lasers are exposing it, what see, if this was real, we'd basically just like, dude, if it were real, you'd blast the laser on a wall, figure out how to extended state DMT permanently see the code of the universe, and then start doing experiment after experiment to see what would alter any of the alphanumeric symbols to alter the code of the reality.
And then you'd start mapping what the symbols mean and the code so you can change reality.
ian crossland
And then we'd be like, language.
tim pool
You wouldn't know.
ian crossland
I bet vibration because they say the word of God.
tim pool
Like we'd all just be sitting here as the government is doing this.
And like, I don't know, like, the cornucopia would disappear from the fruit of the loom logo.
Or like, Berenstein bears would become Berenstein bears.
Could you imagine if that's what they did?
kaitlin bennett
Every time I pick up one of my children's Baron Stain Bears, I think about that.
I'm like.
tim pool
Well, they altered reality.
And they were like, we got to do a test first to see what happens.
And so they're like, just do something simple.
Do anything crazy.
Okay, let's make Baronstein Baron Stain.
See if anyone notices.
And it changed.
And everybody's like, hey, wait a minute.
tate brown
Yeah.
They're like, swap out Ashley St. Clair's name.
No one will notice.
tim pool
That's right.
ian crossland
Somebody, there was a scientific study that suggested when you change the present, you're also changing the past.
But I don't know exactly how.
But I think that's right.
Like, time is not a real thing.
You know, time, we're just, it's just this constant motion.
Time memory is a part of that motion.
tim pool
Time, time is a content.
kaitlin bennett
If you could change one thing in the past, what would you change?
tim pool
Well, there's this really bad guy a long time ago, but I think he was really misunderstood.
Genghis Khan.
Wait.
phil labonte
So true.
tim pool
Okay, everybody, we're going to go to the uncensored portion of the show.
ian crossland
I just want to shout out to Genghis Khan.
What a hero.
He rescued his wife from slavers that had a kid.
tim pool
Did he kill his brother or something?
ian crossland
He killed his older brother because he was a fucking maniac and he was stealing food from the family.
So Tamu Jin, Genghis Khan, and his other brother went and ambushed his oldest brother in the field with an arrow and was like, no, no more of this egalitarian from here on out.
Genghis Khan.
tim pool
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And then when they text you back, bro, I haven't talked to you in years.
What are you doing?
phil labonte
You'd be like, watch it.
tim pool
And you can follow me on X and Instagram at Timcast.
We're going to go to the Rumble Uncensored Show at rumble.com slash Timcast IRL.
But before that, Caitlin, do you want to shout anything out?
kaitlin bennett
You can watch my content at Liberty Hangout on Rumble and YouTube.
Thank you for letting me be here and chat with you guys.
There are a lot of stuff.
I have no clue what you were saying, but it's all part of the game.
tim pool
Run on.
ian crossland
Yeah, it's a constant learning experience for me, too.
Thanks for coming, Caitlin.
Everyone, thanks for being here.
And it was a great show.
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tim pool
We will see you all at rumble.com slash Timcast IRL.
Thanks for hanging out.
Hey, I don't know.
I don't know what the uncensored thing is.
What is it?
Well, we did have something pulled up, but it's just not edgy enough.
I was like, can we get anything crazier?
But I guess it is what it is.
Apparently, the father of Renee Goode is a Trump supporter.
phil labonte
Really?
unidentified
Your administration quickly has come out and said she's a domestic terrorist.
What do you want to say to her father right now?
donald j trump
Well, I want to say to the father that I love all of our people.
They can be on the other side as you say.
He might be on my side.
unidentified
He is on your side.
donald j trump
And I think that's great.
And I do.
I think it's great.
And I would bet you that she, under normal circumstances, was a very solid, wonderful person, but her actions were pretty tough.
I mean, I've seen it many ways and many different shapes and forms.
But the bottom line is: look, we have hundreds of thousands of murderers in our countries, killers.
ICE is trying to get them out.
unidentified
Indeed.
tim pool
Indeed.
They got to go.
phil labonte
They do got to go.
kaitlin bennett
In Florida, there was a tidal wave, Operation Tidal Wave.
And just last year, they arrested 10,400 illegal aliens.
6,000 of them were convicted criminals, some of the nastiest people you've ever met.
So, man, I love my state.
phil labonte
Yeah, I mean, look, if there are illegal aliens, I don't care if they're committing other crimes aside from being in the United States illegally, they have to go back.
kaitlin bennett
I literally want them all deported.
phil labonte
Yes.
Everyone, everyone.
We were actually, Ian was talking about this with the pre-show today.
And there's going to be some percentage that we won't actually get, right?
But we shouldn't just ignore the illegals that are here that have not committed horrific crimes, right?
Like, if you're here illegally, you should be deported.
I personally support things like going to employers.
And if you're employing illegals, you should face some kind of legal, you should be in some kind of legal jeopardy.
If you're renting an apartment or something to an illegal and you know they're in illegal, you should face some kind of legal action.
kaitlin bennett
Like harboring a criminal.
tate brown
Yeah.
phil labonte
Because that's where you will get real numbers of people.
tate brown
Also, like Libtards own themselves with this data point where they're like, oh, well, ICE isn't actually targeting dangerous criminals.
Only 40% of those deported are dangerous criminals.
And then you just respond with, okay, well, what percentage of illegal immigrants are dangerous criminals?
It's like baby ballpark, like 2%, 3%.
So you're just admitting when you give out that data point that dangerous criminals are vastly overrepresented in the deportation numbers.
So it's like a self-owned when they bring that data point.
phil labonte
It's hilarious.
And I mean, I know people talk about the dangerous criminals and et cetera, and that's that's what people say because that's easy to, it's an easy argument to make.
I don't care if they're a dangerous criminal or not.
If they're here illegally, they should be deported.
And I understand that it's about making a palatable argument, but I think that conservatives should double down on the, hey, look, if they're here illegally, they should go.
I don't care if they're a dangerous criminal or not.
Of course, dangerous criminals have to go.
But if you get rid of, if you deport all illegals, you will inherently be deporting dangerous criminals as well.
tate brown
Yeah, like mass deportation, like literally deporting every illegal is a pop, it's a majority opinion in polling in the United States.
kaitlin bennett
And also, because people are so blackpilled about Trump's mass deportation numbers, I just, we've got to correct that claim because they look at Obama's and they look at Biden's.
The majority of their deportation, they were just at the border and they turned them around.
phil labonte
Is that true?
unidentified
Yes.
kaitlin bennett
Yes, most of the deportations, they say, oh, they deported more, but what happened is they came to the border, turned them around, sent them back, and they counted that as a deportation.
When you have no one coming, even trying to come across the border, you can't count that.
And so conservatives, they've got to stop this black pilling.
It's like, he's not doing what he said.
He is doing what he said he's doing.
I'm happy with it.
Of course, any number rising of illegal aliens being deported is great.
But we've got to give him some slack.
He's not just turning people away at the border.
They're not coming to the border.
tate brown
Yeah, they were literally stat padding.
That's like what Russell Westbrook used to do to get his triple doubles.
Like, it's unacceptable.
I'm not going to stand for stat padding.
This is so ridiculous.
I'm so tired of libtards.
ian crossland
They're like, hey, come here and leave five times a day so I can write that down.
tate brown
Yeah, literally.
Yeah, I know.
It's ridiculous.
And like, yeah, to Phil's point, I mean, it's like the mass deportations of the legals is just the start.
I mean, the legal immigration, if you're like middle class or up is a bigger threat to your lifestyle or your livelihood than illegal immigration for a variety of reasons.
I mean, that's, I made this point in the show the other day is the group that you're like typically like frustrated with the most actually is an indicator of your economic class.
So like if you're really frustrated with like black people, you're probably lower class because you're interacting with them more.
You're making less money.
Middle class is Indians because like you're jostling with, you know, Indians or all these positions.
And then the upper class is Chinese because of like these global banking systems, these sorts of things that you're interacting with.
The Chinese are the ones meddling in it.
So it's like, yeah, racism, not racism, but like, yeah, the group that you're most frustrated with is like an indicator of your class as well.
kaitlin bennett
What happens if it's women?
tate brown
That just means you're a patriot.
That just means, that means you're a red-blooded patriot.
Yeah, so true.
phil labonte
That means you're a gigalo.
tate brown
I went on a tirade about femme cells the other day.
I still haven't been given the opportunity or the runway or platform to explain why I'm pro-Karen either.
phil labonte
Yeah.
tate brown
I could get into that.
ian crossland
I believe that.
tate brown
I will die on that.
phil labonte
Why are you pro-Karen?
tate brown
Because like, let me take the mic here.
Because every aspect of American life has gotten worse.
Like retail is where you see it the most.
Like service, the quality of service has gone down dramatically.
The way I see it is coming from retail.
I worked in retail for years.
The Karens are kind of the last line of defense because you know, if you get out of line, they have such sky-high standards.
They're going to let you know.
They're going to make it everyone's problem.
And when that happens to you, when you get dressed down by a Karen, you get like mad and you like cuss under your breath and that sort of thing.
But you don't repeat that again because you're like, I don't know if the next Karen's going to strike.
So Karen's frustrating, yes.
PMS, yes.
Variety of issues.
But they are the last line of defense for the quality of life of Americans.
And as soon as Karens are out of the way, if all these people online who don't want to talk about black people, they just want to rail on Karen's all day.
If they get their way and they get the Karens out of the way, it's going to be Brazil.
It's going to be Brazil.
It's going to be like South Africa.
It's going to be like the worst.
Every retail experience is going to be like torture.
And so it's like, it's so frustrating.
And so I made this point.
Like everyone's like railing on like middle-aged white women.
And I'm like, do you really think in America, middle-aged white women are like the biggest issue, like American public life?
Like, have you ever been to Memphis?
Like, do you really think it's like seriously Karens are like the problem in Chicago?
Are you walking on the south side of Chicago?
Like, man, I really hope a Karen doesn't come out and expect like her meal to be correct.
phil labonte
It's like, what are we doing?
To your point about where, you know, where people or who people interact with, right?
So if you're a middle-class person that doesn't live in the inner city or whatever, Karens are your biggest problem.
They're the ones that are making them, they're the ones that are making the ones you should like.
They're the ones that are in the way.
And they're the ones that are voting for the policies that make life worse for everybody.
tate brown
But they're not.
Like middle-aged white women still vote like 50-50.
And in many states, they still vote Republican.
And then you look at the foreign-born population, it's blue in every single state.
So it's like, it's safe-edgy.
This is like this whole terminology is what is safe-edgy.
And it's like railing on middle-aged women, white women is like safe-edgy because it's like, wow, you're really like pushing against the boundary here.
And it's like, cause you don't want to talk about like foreigners or like black American, like culture with like the black community.
It's like, you want to avoid the tougher ones.
unidentified
All right.
kaitlin bennett
Do Karens get the right to vote with the rest of the women, or are we repealing that too?
How far will you defend Karen?
tate brown
Look, household voter guy.
tim pool
Isn't that common?
Men can only vote if they get a job for at least a year.
Yeah, and women can only vote if they're married.
phil labonte
The repeal of the 19th meme is just a meme.
It doesn't go nearly far enough.
If we're going to take the right to vote away from people, it is not enough to just say, oh, women can't vote.
There needs to be beatings.
So true beatings are all right.
But you need to have some kind of significant test.
I don't know if it's just property owners or people that own businesses or architecture exam.
unidentified
What have you?
phil labonte
Oh, no.
tate brown
I like that.
I like that.
No, I like that.
That's true.
phil labonte
Optional.
ian crossland
Optional.
phil labonte
I'm not going to be able to do that.
tate brown
Cavity searches at the polling booths.
phil labonte
How about this?
tim pool
No voting at all.
The person who runs the government, so you volunteer to enter a battle arena on an island, and then whoever wins then gets to be planetary overlord.
phil labonte
Well, isn't that the idea with the Supreme Chance?
tate brown
Isn't that the idea with the Patriot Games this summer where you're bringing all the states in?
And it's like whatever state wins gets like run the country.
tim pool
Bro, it would be hilarious if they actually do like hunger style, hunger game style graphics and stuff.
tate brown
Well, I've maintained because I'm like, if you want your big break, right?
You pick an obscure sport and then you move to like the Northern Mariana Islands because territories are participating.
There's like 30,000 people there.
Just pick up like curling and you could just sign up.
Like you literally become, you get to meet Trump, you know, you get to be on TV and then you could like, you know, show whatever you want.
Like it's a genius move and no one's listening to me.
I'm like, everyone in the Temcast audience, you need to be moving to an obscure territory.
And then pick up an obscure sport.
tim pool
It's not common American, but all the sports should be combat.
So if it's like you're running, nah, it's like running combat.
You have to be fighting while running.
tate brown
And if it's like shot put, it's shot put combat where you have to throw the Trump just presiding over Nebraska versus Florida in the jousting competition.
ian crossland
They got to do a battle sport where you can only strike with your elbows.
tim pool
No, no, no, the pole vault, but they both launch in the air and then they kick each other.
ian crossland
That's like burning bad.
That was crazy.
phil labonte
That's sick.
tim pool
Let's do that.
tate brown
Because I'm worried if we do, if we do martial, like if we default to martial arts, I'm really worried that Hawaii is going to run the table because they have a massive Asian American population, makes up the majority of their state.
And if it comes down to martial arts, they all know karate.
And so the rest of the country is screwed.
unidentified
Just be a little bit more than that.
tate brown
These corn-fed boys in Arkansas who are like I am an advocate for, I'm an advocate for chuds, I'm an advocate for corn-fed country boys.
We'd be in trouble.
We'd be in trouble.
Like if it's just like, you know, like bare knuckle boxing, we have a chance.
But if martial arts get involved, we're cooked.
phil labonte
No, MMA.
MMA fights.
MMA.
Because then you know, look, nobody wins an MMA fight because they know karate, right?
tate brown
Yeah.
phil labonte
You have to know.
tate brown
It just comes down to like you want to kick it.
tim pool
It's basically just BJJ now.
phil labonte
Yeah.
I mean, a lot of people, yeah, and striking too, because like St. Pierre, George St. Pierre, is still, I don't know if he's still fighting, but the last fight I saw him, man, he basically won with jabs and he just kept smoking the dude.
tate brown
So maybe no matter what sport you play, they just force you to do it.
So we have like these, we have these like little gymnasts going out there and just throwing hands.
That'd be so sick.
ian crossland
I like that.
Is Slapfest going to be in the Olympics?
unidentified
It should be.
ian crossland
You ever see that?
tim pool
Slap still exists?
unidentified
I don't know.
ian crossland
It looks so dangerous.
phil labonte
It exists in Russia.
ian crossland
It was likely.
It was like what's his name?
tim pool
Power Slap.
ian crossland
That's what it's called.
phil labonte
Power Slap.
unidentified
Dear God.
Oh, yeah.
tim pool
They should put up a video.
unidentified
Galushka goes first.
Clearly, the bigger guy, the heaviest Dana White.
tate brown
This guy's got a helmet on.
ian crossland
Is it helmeting now?
unidentified
Just look at the bot power slap.
Galushka.
He looks very powerful.
ian crossland
Oh, they said it.
tim pool
If Dana White started this, it's the stupidest thing I've ever seen in my life.
ian crossland
Pure because they're getting paid, I guess.
unidentified
These look like different weight classes.
ian crossland
One dude, that guy's so big.
unidentified
Put him out here.
Satan.
Jujar eats it.
The Kraken gets a smacking.
Way to take it loud, buddy.
Way to take it.
I thought there was a very good chance that Kalusha.
But Jujar just swallows that right up.
ian crossland
Whoa, his eyes.
unidentified
That's a good shot, though.
That's what I'm big time there.
He definitely fell in.
tim pool
But like, whoever goes first probably is going to win.
unidentified
Like, he doesn't care, but he does.
He doesn't want to take another one of this.
Jujar told us he had an iron chin.
He says in life he's a very peaceful person, but when he's in combat sports, what if they just keep hitting each other and like no one goes down?
tim pool
They just have to strike at the same time.
unidentified
Here comes the ball.
Let's see.
ian crossland
I wonder if he's going to one-shot him.
unidentified
He must measure.
kaitlin bennett
How much would someone have to pay you to do this?
tate brown
Something great.
ian crossland
I don't think I would expect that.
tim pool
Sing is going to get him.
He's too short.
ian crossland
Life is too good.
I don't want to mess with him.
unidentified
One.
Two.
Boom.
ian crossland
Oh, see.
unidentified
Good at his fingers.
tate brown
I didn't see that.
ian crossland
If it's all skin slap, you're fucked.
unidentified
Got to get some bone on bone if you really want to.
You want to pinch those nerves right on the side of the cheek right here.
Oh, he did.
He is stunned for sure.
What is going through his mind right now?
You can see the worry in the eyes.
ian crossland
Oh, that's the spot you want to get.
He pointed at it.
unidentified
Sing wants the club.
phil labonte
You got it in the eye.
ian crossland
You got to watch that.
Or maybe he hit him too high.
unidentified
You want to avoid the ball.
You need to get in there.
Feel the spot.
Don't be afraid to stay high.
You got to feel the spot.
tate brown
I would hire a team of lesbians because they're doing this to each other all the time around the clock.
I'll get a bunch of lesbians out there.
unidentified
Oh, that guy's pissed.
tate brown
They're roughing each other up, dude.
ian crossland
I got to see who wins.
kaitlin bennett
Is it always the same spot they're slapping over and over?
tate brown
Holy coaching.
tim pool
Oh, the Indian tiger makes history.
unidentified
Stay still.
Galusha's moving.
ian crossland
Oh, he didn't like that one.
unidentified
It was a good stride.
ian crossland
What a horrible game.
unidentified
Head up.
ian crossland
That's like the game in the kids in the neighborhood would try and force me to play.
unidentified
Okay, Tiger.
So that well.
ian crossland
But did he win?
unidentified
Oh, man.
Victory, bro.
ian crossland
I was talking shit about it, but here we are watching.
Must measure.
Stay still.
tim pool
Is he going to get him finally?
unidentified
Hopefully.
Don't move.
ian crossland
Payback.
unidentified
One.
Two.
ian crossland
Oh, I think he's had enough.
tim pool
Is that a win?
unidentified
Oh, shit.
He's tired.
He's getting hype.
Is this stage like classic?
No, the points.
Like, oh, he stumbled.
That's the point.
He knocked him out of the square singles.
He cannot be trusted with this.
That was it.
He won for emotion.
ian crossland
For all I know, I'm going to get invited to the bottom.
unidentified
I guess.
tate brown
That's a Canadian dance.
unidentified
This is like idiotic.
ian crossland
I mean, I don't want to talk shit.
unidentified
It's all my balls.
Like Tim Johnson.
He knew that he won there.
It's like striking is cool.
ian crossland
But this strikes me as an idiotic.
They're really confused exactly what's going on.
tim pool
How do they score this?
unidentified
Whatever.
tim pool
We would have callers.
tate brown
What do the coaches do?
Like, hey, you need to slap harder next to me.
ian crossland
Yeah, they're like, what do you need?
tim pool
You need to take your hand, wind it up, and hit him in the side of the face.
I didn't think about that.
tate brown
You didn't use enough chalk.
kaitlin bennett
I always thought they would practice.
phil labonte
I thought they'd be going for like under the jaw if they could, you know?
tim pool
All right, let's go to calls.
I got Patrick of the Learing Center.
I got some feds who are interested in talking with you.
tate brown
Whoa.
ian crossland
Learn all your fed.
unidentified
I'm an informant, but that's okay.
tate brown
Okay.
unidentified
Talking about learing centers.
So, hey, good evening.
ian crossland
You as well.
unidentified
I've got a question.
It's more for Caitlin, but people can chime in, please.
Feel free to.
You know, I really love your on-the-ground work, but currently with the political climate, it's a little tense, and there's some people that are hot on the ground.
And how are you generally managing the risk of violence during your interviews and reporting?
Because it does get pretty spicy.
And also, it had kind of a second part, too, and I wanted to kind of wrap this in.
But there's also been some criticism of Renee Goods' protest involvement.
People basically said that she was a mom and she's very careless.
And I want to know kind of your thoughts on balancing your family life with how you do your on-the-street interviews and staying safe out there.
kaitlin bennett
Well, I don't try to run over federal law enforcement officers.
So that's number one.
I don't do that.
I generally comply with orders.
So that's number one.
But number two, I just go talk to old people.
I'm not going into Minneapolis in a war zone.
I don't go to Portland and I would never would because I have children at home.
But I also think the conservatives that are going out there really should really have security.
I mean, they go out there and then they, I got attacked.
I got attacked.
And it's like, you know, you're going to get attacked.
So hire security, you know, or just don't go because then at that point, it's like, what are you doing?
But respect for all of them that are getting all this cool footage and everything like that.
But that's a good question.
I just generally follow orders.
And if I think I'm in danger, a liberal is never worth dying over.
tim pool
Sometimes you got to slap a bitch.
unidentified
Wow.
kaitlin bennett
You know, today I actually had to, for the first time ever, manhandle.
tim pool
Put hands on somebody.
kaitlin bennett
Hands.
Both hands.
Yes.
Yeah.
So I don't know.
But yeah.
tim pool
The reason why Ian's sitting on the side of the room is I get the urge sometimes.
ian crossland
I'm just like, they had to separate us.
tim pool
I could reach him.
kaitlin bennett
I wouldn't.
ian crossland
Producers won't let us be able to do it.
kaitlin bennett
They call me ungodly.
tate brown
That's the cameras which you're doing.
tim pool
But the thing is, like, the first time I slapped Ian, he got knocked back really far, but then froze in midair and floated back with his eyes glowing and struck me with force lightning.
So he decided we should probably just have a truce and not hit each other.
tate brown
That was Allison came in the room that day and was like, what are you guys doing when we were like some like arts started getting brought into the play?
It got a little ugly.
ian crossland
When the arts got brought into the play?
tate brown
No, the light and dark arts, I think, both got implemented and it got a little wacky and wild.
ian crossland
Yeah, when you see me and Tim cast black and white magic at each other, it just spirals around and around and around so fast.
tim pool
There was that one time that Phil did a Kamehameha at Ian and blasted him away.
It's true.
We had to get the dragon balls together, wish him back.
ian crossland
But my dragon balls are still recovering.
tate brown
And it was so hard to explain to the insurance company.
ian crossland
I'm like, it's all coming.
tim pool
Do I have to pay or not?
ian crossland
Can't you tell?
tim pool
Listen, we're telling you we don't need the money for the funeral.
We need it for a voyage to go and collect seven orbs with stars on them to summon Shenron to wish him back to life.
What don't you understand?
tate brown
The underwriters are.
It's like, guys, I told you this was a stupid plan.
phil labonte
I think that they were just playing.
They just were acting like they didn't understand.
I think they were just trying to get out of pan.
ian crossland
Yeah, I faxed him.
tate brown
That's what it was.
tim pool
We're not paying for that.
Hold on.
My coverage clearly states that we can opt for the funeral costs or a journey around the planet to recover the dragon balls to wish my friend back to life.
tate brown
Yeah, we do have the Sausair car route.
ian crossland
So, you know, then like July.
Let's do it in July.
tate brown
Yeah, it's so true.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
tim pool
But it specifically excludes the Black Star Dragon Balls because GT never happens.
Everybody.
GT was fake.
phil labonte
I'll get my black ball.
tim pool
Anyway, I don't know what we're talking about anymore.
Patrick, did you want to add anything or shout anything out?
unidentified
Yeah, I mean, I think definitely when you have family, it changes some of the things you do about your job.
I was in a hazardous job, and as soon as I had kids, I started to think a lot differently about it and the situations I put myself in.
So it definitely is a big thing that should be on people's minds when you're doing your work, especially in hazardous environments.
I don't know how some people do it, but I appreciate the cops that are out there defending us every single day.
phil labonte
Amen, man.
tim pool
Yeah, agreed.
Right on, Joe.
unidentified
All right.
I'll shout out the Discord show.
We have a morning show, Kalaka Commute, and we have a great gentleman that's been really putting a lot of effort into it, Glenn, of New York.
And he's doing a great job and he's put some really good content out there.
So, hey, people out there, if you want to join us in the mornings, nine o'clock Eastern, we have a great time.
Also, I want to shout out RIP.
Dilbert comics were a big influence on me, and I didn't appreciate it until I got to work either.
Scott Adams is a great man.
tim pool
Indeed, Scott.
Thanks for calling in, brother.
unidentified
See you, man.
Thank you.
tim pool
And I want to play for you, for those that don't know, the intro won an Emmy.
unidentified
No, Toto won an Emmy.
The music.
I want to find it.
tim pool
It's great, right?
unidentified
Yeah.
tim pool
Yeah.
ian crossland
It's kind of sound like Primus.
tate brown
I really miss the golden age.
tim pool
Yeah, man.
You got to watch the Dilbert show.
I will.
I really recommend it.
I haven't seen it in a long time.
I watched an episode, I think, like a couple of years ago, but it's good.
It's good.
unidentified
All right.
tim pool
Let's grab who we got here.
We got Miss Lady.
How's it going?
ian crossland
It was composed by Danny Elfman in case anyone was wondering.
tim pool
Wow.
unidentified
Thank you.
tim pool
Makes sense.
unidentified
Yes.
Hi.
Hi there.
tim pool
Howdy.
unidentified
This is Miss Lady.
My name's Kelly.
I want to thank you guys.
This is a first time calling with you guys, but I've been watching you guys for a couple of years now.
So I want to thank you for taking the time to take my call.
ian crossland
Thank you for calling.
unidentified
So I want to address Caitlin here because she's the rock star Of the evening as the guest.
And I just wanted to give her definitely a shout out.
I mean, I'm really impressed, and I think that you're really articulate and you're really lovely.
And I appreciate going out and just talking to people on the streets because I think that that's something that they really need to have somebody that's like a voice of reason.
And so that kind of leads into my question, which I think you sort of already answered previously with Patrick.
But I really wanted to see how you plan for the future, especially for your safety.
And if you plan to continue with the, you know, going out on the street and just talking to strangers as you go and like not specifics of, but like how you're, how that's coming into your mind, especially with everything that happened with Charlie Kirk and all these different violent events that are happening.
kaitlin bennett
Yes.
So as soon as number one, thank you for your question, like two for two out here.
And thank you for watching.
I really appreciate you watching.
So after what happened to Charlie Kirk happened, my security manager and I got together and we made some changes into how we go out and we film.
The thing is, I don't announce where I am.
I never have.
And so we already kind of catch people off guard there.
We never announce.
People always want to do meet and greets.
I never do them.
It's just not worth it.
It's literally not worth it, which is sad because I would like to do that.
But that's something that we do.
And I have really the best security team.
And I don't hire security.
I hire executive protection.
There is a difference.
And so, and that's all possible because of people like you watching.
And I don't want to have to stop what I'm doing.
I really have a lot of fun doing it.
So I really appreciate it.
And thank you for caring about my safety too.
I hope that answers your question.
But sorry, guys, two for two.
Are they all about me tonight?
ian crossland
Crushed.
phil labonte
Perfectly acceptable.
ian crossland
In the process of crushing.
kaitlin bennett
How do, how do, I don't know, Tim, you have to come with me sometime.
tim pool
Well, I can't.
kaitlin bennett
Well, I mean, we could like undercover or something.
tim pool
No.
I'll be killed.
kaitlin bennett
Yeah, maybe in like maybe in 10 years we could get you out.
tim pool
Yeah, maybe.
phil labonte
Get Tate to go.
ian crossland
I always love talking to people.
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