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Oct. 11, 2014 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Shadow of Mordor Part 5

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Greetings, true friends.
Welcome back to Mordo.
Last time we escaped a heinous tyrant of a troll, and now we're gonna continue with the main quest by doing the outcasts.
So let us get straight into it.
Let me activate the mission right here.
Start mission accept.
Yes, please.
Goobie, please.
Make yourself at home, Italian.
We obtained some valuable information from this one.
Oh, look at that.
I'm sorry.
A little guerrilla group here in enemy territory.
We're wasting precious time.
Wasting time.
We have learned where they are keeping our blasting powder.
What need have I of blasting powder?
It's all part of the plan, my friend.
Whatever leads us to the black hand is why you look at so anxious to find the black hand.
And by all means, I will take you to her.
Oh shit, it's on now, true friends.
It's on now.
With any luck, Uruks have yet to discover the secrets of the blasting powder.
We will need to free my men to find out.
Do you believe the blasting powder can draw out the black hand?
I pray so.
The enemy gathers at Uruk's hollow, where many of my men are enslaved.
I pray Eren too is there.
I will handle the Uruks.
And perhaps we can take a more stealthy approach and incapacitate them by using their weakness.
Grog.
That's their alcoholic beverage.
It's toxic and is good for one thing: poisoning orcs.
Poison smokes.
I fell sick.
It was Eren who nursed me to health.
Is she the reason you joined the tribesmen?
Of the many, she is my most cherished.
There are only so many camps my wife could have been taken to.
Do you believe she will be at this one?
My heart says yes.
I hope for your sake she is here, God.
Imagine that, though.
fucking wife is captured by some filthy orcs horrible fate And also, I might mention it, I was going to do a skincare tutorial.
But I'll spin to go downward turn, which is highly blasphemous.
Restore health.
No.
Earthbread.
All that clanging we've been hearing coming from the Forge means only one thing.
Here is a little... a little herb of glory.
You... bleed him!
Hmm.
Let me.
Let me escape.
See if I can hide here.
Oh, okay.
No.
Let's just go there.
He can't be taken dangerous.
That's highly blessed.
A severe punch there.
Now then, executed busted.
Bust out of an orc.
Sickening.
Okay, where were we?
Collecting herbs, yes.
And I was telling you about my deteriorating skin health.
You can perhaps see it.
My skin has seen more glorious days.
I've been drinking milk like crazy as of late, and that's not the best thing to do if you want to keep your facial aesthetics on top of things.
You can also look out for stuff like chocolate is fucking horrible for me at least.
To be eating not a good choice.
Smell great down the milk consumption a bit for that particular reason.
Where did you acquire this blasting powder?
Blasting powder.
It's create.
We took his powder and left him our footprints.
Pretty fair, if you ask me.
You are proving yourself to be a strong leader for a deserter.
That is only because I leave the hard work to men like you.
Let's sneak up here.
Oh, we're gonna be careful so he doesn't die.
See, his health is not the best.
Well, it's not bad either, right?
But you know, we have to be careful.
Better safe than sorry.
Oh, look at that.
Juicy fucking statue that is highly glorious.
Sickening.
In Mordor, even the flowers are of death.
Mordor.
There are far worse things than flowers here.
A juicy pale orcs!
That looks like a ham.
No, restore health.
That's not good at all.
Good enough, I mean, it's not good enough.
Well, well, I'm pressing space ball, god damn it.
Either it's me or the game is fucking bugged sometimes because of impressive spacebar to a sickening fucking extent, but nothing happens.
Oh well.
Perhaps like when you when you crouch in Skyrim you can't do the fusser daw properly.
It's just the way it is.
Okay, let us go into the juicy elf mode and see.
Ah, noise.
Got um a little herb here.
How nice.
Hmm.
I thought it impossible Sauron would ever return.
Darkness descends upon Mordor.
Soon it will be impossible not to succumb.
When we realized we couldn't fight the orcs, we started dressing up like slaves, sneaking into their camps to free the others.
That's a glorious old strategy.
Not really.
Mostly, we'd end up slaves ourselves.
At least we came dressed for the part.
When I was first rescued by the outcasts, they told me you led the search party for my head.
I volunteered.
Were you caught?
Our fellow rangers would have killed you.
I could not let you suffer that fate.
Yeah, so this guy's actually a fucking deserter stronghold.
We almost have enough poison for our purpose.
I look forward to seeing its effects up close.
It'll be devastating, I'm sure.
Wish it could be this elf instead.
He's so beautiful.
Herb.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
Nice.
There's the last one.
Pick up.
All right, let's go to Uruk's Hollow and read some fucking chaos and havoc.
The Uruks are stationed by the front gates.
For the sake of my men, keep to the shadows.
Okay, I'm gonna lose mission.
Well, stand ready to seize the blasting powder once the camp is clear.
Would be cool if I can manage this in one go without failing the mission.
Remember, Talion, don't be seen.
these uruks have killed many slaves for far less all right all right true friends
Oh, it's Rat back there.
Nice, all right,
I'm gonna try to get get around there in some some sneaky way.
Pretty cool place.
Really good place, actually.
Hmm.
All right, how nice.
I wish I was my daughter killed in Skyrim now.
He's better at snaking.
Alright, I utilised a quick little edit there.
Now we're gonna go and poison some blasphemous orcs, if I can stealth kill this bastard.
Yes, and now I don't have to get detected while stealth killing him.
Landed a lot on the wrong side of the box.
It's cool, it's fine.
Come on, come on, come on.
Yes!
He was a bit afraid he was gonna turn around and detect us before we managed to stealth kill him.
Okay, now he's a bust that to pay for his cramps.
There we go.
Cover muffle as well, like that.
That'd be muffled.
I want to stealth kill some...
Two more rocks.
Bonus object, eller?
It's sickening.
Come on, Anna.
Yes.
I want to go into hiding again.
Look at that.
Okay, I'm full on eight shots, don't take full moon, how quaint.
Okay, I just need one little mobile oxy to get my bonus.
There is one could kill him actually, and in a perfect world I could scroll, scroll over here and do that.
I'm gonna do like this, terrorize the.
them with the beehive, then ghouls are the spirits of dead slaves.
Okay...
If I'm so dumb, then... I was gonna say something cheeky there.
All right cool, true friends.
Here now, you get that buster.
No.
No wonder this stuff burns so well.
oh look and Karagorp how unpleasant look at that he's drunk the poor fool
this will be interesting to see now true friends but what happens juicy orcs all right I don't know if they start to fight with each other, how ork like of them, like that.
Look at that.
Big bad bruiser though, he...
okay let's continue on
hello human stand up for yourself you know what I reckon I reckon I hate every single one of you mugging rabbits on board try to get this one
Without being detected this mission is not the easiest I've done in my life to be honest.
I have done easier things.
I have done a lot of easier gaming things than this particular mission right here.
Now let's get out of there before they detect us.
Stupid irks!
They're so silly, aren't they?
Little rat there as well.
Okay, I don't want to go there.
Do I want to cross over there?
It's highly debatable if I want to do something.
I wish you could save in Skyrim so you can just continue on.
Oh, fuck!
Okay.
Um, cool.
And by cool, I mean unfucking cool.
I wanna go give this one more go.
And if I fail.
No wonder this stuff burns so well.
Oh, look at that.
Cool place to hide.
It's nice. It's nice. It's cool.
Hmm.
No. Yeah.
Just drop down now.
drop down works nice And there we go.
Stink of this.
I'm surprised they can keep it down.
I am surprised by that as well.
Bit like regular football as well.
I don't know how you can, but then again, it's fun to be drunk.
I suppose it was um over three years since I was drunk.
Actually, I do not miss the line, for much.
Being drunk obviously is, uh is blasphemous.
It's not good for your games.
You can live the gym lifestyle.
You have to be serious about the games, and if you drink alcohol you're obviously not serious at all about your games.
Then you're just a heretic, dropped man.
Yes, and now we're almost almost there.
Now I don't see any works and not get fucking detected, I I suppose.
Okay, now it's cool.
And finally, look at that vomit bro.
He is at it.
Oh, a gorgeous, fair maiden.
Hello girl, what's the crack?
Hey, what up?
Come with me. Come with me. Come with me.
Look at that stupid girl.
Holy- I was merely jesting.
Okay, that's not the fucking right place to do that, at least not in the fucking light.
Oh god, they will get detected.
Now, how about that reunited nation?
Complete fuck.
Yes cool, that's nice.
A hunting challenge?
Oh nice, we're actually gonna leave this episode at that.
So thank you very much for watching.
Feel free to be a juicy, pale Orc and comment something cheeky or something glorious.
And who am I?
I'm the golden one, Excellent.
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