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Oct. 16, 2014 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Shadow of Mordor Part 7

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Greetings shoo friends and welcome back to Moto.
I have my cuddly gaming hood fang on and we have destroyed their blasphemous monument.
I personally thought it was cool as fuck, but I did it for the for Gondor.
But we have lured out the juicy pale orcs.
We're gonna fight them.
Black captains have answered your challenge.
So without further ado, let's head to it.
But first...
Sickening!
Would have been cool if we had Gollum with us so he could sing.
Sing gentle songs of peace to us.
Those are some severe fucking hench guys right there.
And I need both my gaming hoodie and my glorious Lindbalt's coffee.
Hmm.
The true friend.
Black Andersdom.
One of his minions.
He was sent here to hunt us down.
Let me gather my men.
The servants who Sauron are foes beyond any of you.
Get your people out of Motor tonight.
or you'll all be dead light on.
There is a hidden tunnel to the Black Gate.
Eren.
It's time.
Eren, the beautiful fair maiden.
Look at her green dress.
It's really, really nice.
Matches the hair, as I said in the last episode.
And yet again, no homo.
But then again, it isn't really homo to be admiring a woman's hair.
Perhaps it is, I don't know.
That is one brutal fucking hench guy.
Oh, ratbag!
Only to...
W-Warchief Rat Bay.
Unfortunately, you want to stay alive.
You've heard yourself.
Oh.
Now it's on, boys.
Now it's on.
Where was your bravery when we bled your wife and got him your son?
He's only making it worse for himself.
That's not a pale orc, that's a pale human.
You Kill a buster.
Fuck.
Step back and learn the art of the kill.
That's really hard to dodge those.
Ah, it's orc filth even, how repent.
Uses orc filth.
Okay, power gaming mode on.
So if I don't talk that much, that's because I genuinely want to beat this bastard.
Now then, you fucking bastard.
Back to work, swine.
Back to work.
How dare you?
You are but a dog, and I'm your master.
Your time is not now.
Oh, but it is.
Oh, but it's not.
It's time to acquire glory for my true friend.
Fuck you what real pain is.
Don't get bring it in.
Is this your best, Gravewalker?
Come on now.
It's beautiful, it's sweet.
Is not the darkness sweet?
Yes, that was one of my best gaming moments ever.
Fucking awesome that I made a Let's Play out of it.
Fuck yeah.
Let's celebrate.
There's much we could have learned.
Oh, come on.
It was nice.
Pure sweet revenge.
I dunno the same.
Do you speak with the living or only with the dead?
Ah, another juice fair maiden.
My name is Lithario from the Sea of Nernan.
But her hair wasn't that glorious, actually.
I prefer the under one.
Well, Lithario from the Sea of Nernin.
You should have stayed where you were.
There's nothing here but death.
Death and glory.
Lady Marwin, Queen of the Shore, wishes an audience with you.
She has seen visions of your misfortune.
Queen who sees visions.
Visions of the return of the great Celebrimbor.
Celebrimbor, the Jew's accruciance to make him an offering.
And what is this offering?
That is all I know.
I must gather provisions.
The return to Merlin is long and treacherous.
My camp is close by.
It will be my honor to escort you.
Let's fucking do it, true friends.
Let's walk and talk with this lady.
Success.
We have defeated the hammer of Sauron, but the Black Hand and the Tower remain.
And their master.
Message of Glory We can fast travel.
How um how nice, true friends.
Oh nice, they should have learned by now not to not to have to be fucking trifled with Aha!
Sickening a new area.
How quaint.
Exquisite into the heart of Mortor.
Oh, Palork.
The smell of fresh meat always attracts the scavengers.
It's a good coffee.
Apparently, tend to travel in packs.
Should leave.
Queen will be pleased to see you.
I'm just going to landscape.
it's really nice that is gorgeous That is absolutely beautiful.
I'm so happy today, true friends.
I hope you can sense that my energy.
Why?
Why the fuck not?
Why wouldn't I be happy?
I have you.
Lady Marwin, Queen of the Shore.
The fallen ranger from the black gate Come closer.
No, thank you.
Your daughter claims you have something for me.
Not for you, Tullium.
The hour grows late.
Very soon, the Dark Lord and his army will march all over Mordor.
But a great can be awakened to prevent it.
It's the juicy elf they're talking about.
Is that why?
A.k.a. me.
Breach into Morgoth's scar.
Ah!
A juicy dwarf.
The elven craftwork from the gors.
And find.
Stay strong.
That is one old and fragile lady.
What is your mother's affliction?
No one knows.
She worsened after her travels.
Is there not medicine?
There was.
But our camp was overrun.
Ah, some good old alchemy back there.
They make potions.
Father, they say you are a criminal.
The white tree, the very symbol of God, is on this third life developer.
Replanted with new seed.
Those are weak birds.
The White Tree of Gondor, aka the Juicy Tree of Peace.
There's a good chance we can pick up the ghoul's trail at that ransacked caravan we passed earlier by the ravine direct Uruk caravan.
Let's fucking do it.
It will be highly glorious.
Oh really?
Let us try your pieces, my dear friend.
Come on then.
Don't be afraid.
Don't be scared, homie.
Aha!
Nice, man.
We have found a little tower.
I'm gonna activate it.
Great by reforge.
So now we're actually in a new territory.
Mordor takes Eldar shape.
A much more glorious and beautiful place.
Look at that.
I greatly admire this landscape.
It's aesthetics.
Aesthetic as fuck.
What a sick physique.
Now who are you? The proud Lord said.
I must thank the ghouls before I slaughter them.
Ghouls are scavengers.
They take all but leave one thing behind.
Look at those graphics.
I must locate the ghoul's tracks.
Ghoul, bra.
Let's see where the ghoul of true friends are at.
Its cries will bring him close.
They are making fun of humans that we must realize that when hmm Filtro is weird if they have a new Adoro
No, not yeah we're liking in this game not being like bleak and dark and stuff here.
It's more like a juicy Elven realm of peace.
It's highly sickening.
Oh, there we are.
Execute.
Oh, ho, ho.
That is highly testosterone follow the ghoul tracks Well Dear ghoul true friends
It's basically what I did didn't I look there some cherubor brass
And yeah, as you saw in the last episode, it's a nice ride, though, to wreak extra havoc.
Even optimal amounts of epic deeds.
What?
And this is my promise I have said it before I will say it again I promise you that when I'm caught again and not as fucking heavy and big as I am now I will make an Assassin's Creed slash shadow Mordor in real life video Where I climb upon buildings and acquire glory.
That's my promise.
I'll see where it is if it's here in good old Uppsala or if it's in Stockholm or Ireland or yeah, it can be anywhere like oh without triggering sorry I I didn't see that I was too busy
Yeah, sorry, I was too busy explaining about my little plan.
Alright, without triggering the ghoul swarm.
My best move is to remain unseen.
Okay, so some snake action and Now it would have been cool to be the my juicy dark elf on Skyrim because then I could just be invisible and have a ridiculously good level of snake But this will have to do Ghoul broths.
Okay, I'm going to try to stay high.
High.
We'll spear fire as much as light.
Those flames might prove useful if we are overwhelmed if we are overwhelmed.
Okay, so I can actually perhaps set something aflame to draw the attention away.
let's try that shall we I can't really see
Would have been awesome with another kind of, uh, let me and
I'm being cautious here because I don't want to die that kind of looks like something you could shoot,
but it turns red once you can actually shoot something I must not fail in front of my true friends.
Okay that didn't go according to the planet building.
Another attack, and this cave will become my tomb.
Okay, I managed that one.
We'll see if we can let us not repeat that mistake.
That would be a cool thing not to do.
There's a fire.
Where are we then?
No?
Okay.
All right, that went...
Your heirloom must be here.
enough I suppose.
Ah, nice!
How quaint an exquisite Warhammer of peace made by the Dark Lord himself.
Look at that thing.
I'm sickening my family's blood.
Speaking of Warhammer I will actually do perhaps a little tutorial on painting Warhammer because I'm really good at that.
Look at that elf.
Highly...beautiful.
I actually think Sauron might have the... ...coolest Aurumor I've ever seen.
Comment below if you know anyone with a cooler armor than Sauron.
Yeah, do it.
Might be fun to see if there is a creature cool matron.
They will strike back.
Okay.
Escape the cave.
Okay.
We must escape this darkness.
Fires will stop them.
The entrance is dark.
And so is our end if we don't reach it in time.
it's good to enter power gaming mode and then talkative mode assistance glorious hair
Who is that now?
He looks fucking juicy.
And I bet ten pints you just nab the treasure I was after.
Now I am grateful for the assistance, but it does not grant you proprietary rights.
Keep it.
I just found something a lot more valuable.
The juiced dwarf?
What would that be?
My new hunting partner.
What you hunt does not interest me, Master Dwarf.
Don't be such a name right now.
He's a true friend, after all.
Every creature's got its luring.
Yours just happens to be very old.
Well, if the throw of the hunt takes your fancy, the camp's not far.
Find the dwarf.
I don't know when it happened, but dwarves and elves aren't really on the best of terms.
But that would have to conclude this highly glorious episode.
Really nice one.
Good missions.
Sickening.
Thank you so much for watching, and yeah, comment below if you actually know someone or you think someone who has a cooler, more juice-fucking hinge alpha armor than Sauron.
I'm very interested in hearing that.
And who am I?
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