The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Shadow of Mordor Part 5
Aired: 2014-10-11
Duration: 26:18


=== Stealth Kill Mission (14:45) ===

[00:00:06]  Greetings, true friends.
[00:00:08]  Welcome back to Mordo.
[00:00:10]  Last time we escaped a heinous tyrant of a troll, and now we're gonna continue with the main quest by doing the outcasts.
[00:00:21]  So let us get straight into it.
[00:00:24]  Let me activate the mission right here.
[00:00:27]  Start mission accept.
[00:00:30]  Yes, please.
[00:00:31]  Goobie, please.
[00:00:32]  Make yourself at home, Italian.
[00:00:46]  We obtained some valuable information from this one.
[00:00:48]  Oh, look at that.
[00:00:49]  I'm sorry.
[00:00:50]  A little guerrilla group here in enemy territory.
[00:00:54]  We're wasting precious time.
[00:00:56]  Wasting time.
[00:00:58]  We have learned where they are keeping our blasting powder.
[00:01:01]  What need have I of blasting powder?
[00:01:04]  It's all part of the plan, my friend.
[00:01:08]  Whatever leads us to the black hand is why you look at so anxious to find the black hand.
[00:01:16]  And by all means, I will take you to her.
[00:01:19]  Oh shit, it's on now, true friends.
[00:01:22]  It's on now.
[00:01:24]  With any luck, Uruks have yet to discover the secrets of the blasting powder.
[00:01:28]  We will need to free my men to find out.
[00:01:30]  Do you believe the blasting powder can draw out the black hand?
[00:01:34]  I pray so.
[00:01:35]  The enemy gathers at Uruk's hollow, where many of my men are enslaved.
[00:01:39]  I pray Eren too is there.
[00:01:41]  I will handle the Uruks.
[00:01:43]  And perhaps we can take a more stealthy approach and incapacitate them by using their weakness.
[00:01:50]  Grog.
[00:01:51]  That's their alcoholic beverage.
[00:01:54]  It's toxic and is good for one thing: poisoning orcs.
[00:02:00]  Poison smokes.
[00:02:05]  I fell sick.
[00:02:06]  It was Eren who nursed me to health.
[00:02:09]  Is she the reason you joined the tribesmen?
[00:02:11]  Of the many, she is my most cherished.
[00:02:14]  There are only so many camps my wife could have been taken to.
[00:02:17]  Do you believe she will be at this one?
[00:02:19]  My heart says yes.
[00:02:20]  I hope for your sake she is here, God.
[00:02:23]  Imagine that, though.
[00:02:24]  fucking wife is captured by some filthy orcs horrible fate And also, I might mention it, I was going to do a skincare tutorial.
[00:02:52]  But I'll spin to go downward turn, which is highly blasphemous.
[00:03:05]  Restore health.
[00:03:06]  No.
[00:03:08]  Earthbread.
[00:03:12]  All that clanging we've been hearing coming from the Forge means only one thing.
[00:03:17]  Here is a little... a little herb of glory.
[00:03:22]  You... bleed him!
[00:03:34]  Hmm.
[00:03:36]  Let me.
[00:03:41]  Let me escape.
[00:03:42]  See if I can hide here.
[00:03:46]  Oh, okay.
[00:03:47]  No.
[00:03:51]  Let's just go there.
[00:03:53]  He can't be taken dangerous.
[00:03:54]  That's highly blessed.
[00:03:59]  A severe punch there.
[00:04:08]  Now then, executed busted.
[00:04:11]  Bust out of an orc.
[00:04:19]  Sickening.
[00:04:21]  Okay, where were we?
[00:04:24]  Collecting herbs, yes.
[00:04:26]  And I was telling you about my deteriorating skin health.
[00:04:29]  You can perhaps see it.
[00:04:31]  My skin has seen more glorious days.
[00:04:37]  I've been drinking milk like crazy as of late, and that's not the best thing to do if you want to keep your facial aesthetics on top of things.
[00:04:52]  You can also look out for stuff like chocolate is fucking horrible for me at least.
[00:04:58]  To be eating not a good choice.
[00:05:03]  Smell great down the milk consumption a bit for that particular reason.
[00:05:13]  Where did you acquire this blasting powder?
[00:05:15]  Blasting powder.
[00:05:17]  It's create.
[00:05:19]  We took his powder and left him our footprints.
[00:05:22]  Pretty fair, if you ask me.
[00:05:24]  You are proving yourself to be a strong leader for a deserter.
[00:05:29]  That is only because I leave the hard work to men like you.
[00:05:43]  Let's sneak up here.
[00:05:45]  Oh, we're gonna be careful so he doesn't die.
[00:05:47]  See, his health is not the best.
[00:05:57]  Well, it's not bad either, right?
[00:06:00]  But you know, we have to be careful.
[00:06:02]  Better safe than sorry.
[00:06:13]  Oh, look at that.
[00:06:15]  Juicy fucking statue that is highly glorious.
[00:06:21]  Sickening.
[00:06:26]  In Mordor, even the flowers are of death.
[00:06:28]  Mordor.
[00:06:30]  There are far worse things than flowers here.
[00:06:35]  A juicy pale orcs!
[00:06:48]  That looks like a ham.
[00:06:52]  No, restore health.
[00:06:55]  That's not good at all.
[00:06:58]  Good enough, I mean, it's not good enough.
[00:07:03]  Well, well, I'm pressing space ball, god damn it.
[00:07:30]  Either it's me or the game is fucking bugged sometimes because of impressive spacebar to a sickening fucking extent, but nothing happens.
[00:07:44]  Oh well.
[00:07:46]  Perhaps like when you when you crouch in Skyrim you can't do the fusser daw properly.
[00:07:52]  It's just the way it is.
[00:07:55]  Okay, let us go into the juicy elf mode and see.
[00:07:58]  Ah, noise.
[00:08:01]  Got um a little herb here.
[00:08:06]  How nice.
[00:08:17]  Hmm.
[00:08:19]  I thought it impossible Sauron would ever return.
[00:08:24]  Darkness descends upon Mordor.
[00:08:27]  Soon it will be impossible not to succumb.
[00:08:31]  When we realized we couldn't fight the orcs, we started dressing up like slaves, sneaking into their camps to free the others.
[00:08:37]  That's a glorious old strategy.
[00:08:40]  Not really.
[00:08:41]  Mostly, we'd end up slaves ourselves.
[00:08:44]  At least we came dressed for the part.
[00:08:49]  When I was first rescued by the outcasts, they told me you led the search party for my head.
[00:08:55]  I volunteered.
[00:08:56]  Were you caught?
[00:08:57]  Our fellow rangers would have killed you.
[00:08:59]  I could not let you suffer that fate.
[00:09:04]  Yeah, so this guy's actually a fucking deserter stronghold.
[00:09:43]  We almost have enough poison for our purpose.
[00:09:46]  I look forward to seeing its effects up close.
[00:09:50]  It'll be devastating, I'm sure.
[00:09:56]  Wish it could be this elf instead.
[00:09:58]  He's so beautiful.
[00:10:04]  Herb.
[00:10:12]  Mm-hmm.
[00:10:13]  Mm.
[00:10:15]  Nice.
[00:10:15]  There's the last one.
[00:10:19]  Pick up.
[00:10:23]  All right, let's go to Uruk's Hollow and read some fucking chaos and havoc.
[00:10:40]  The Uruks are stationed by the front gates.
[00:10:43]  For the sake of my men, keep to the shadows.
[00:10:46]  Okay, I'm gonna lose mission.
[00:10:48]  Well, stand ready to seize the blasting powder once the camp is clear.
[00:10:51]  Would be cool if I can manage this in one go without failing the mission.
[00:10:57]  Remember, Talion, don't be seen.
[00:11:01]  these uruks have killed many slaves for far less all right all right true friends
[00:11:31]  Oh, it's Rat back there.
[00:11:33]  Nice, all right,
[00:11:59]  I'm gonna try to get get around there in some some sneaky way.
[00:12:14]  Pretty cool place.
[00:12:16]  Really good place, actually.
[00:12:25]  Hmm.
[00:12:47]  All right, how nice.
[00:12:56]  I wish I was my daughter killed in Skyrim now.
[00:12:59]  He's better at snaking.
[00:13:11]  Alright, I utilised a quick little edit there.
[00:13:20]  Now we're gonna go and poison some blasphemous orcs, if I can stealth kill this bastard.
[00:13:35]  Yes, and now I don't have to get detected while stealth killing him.
[00:14:03]  Landed a lot on the wrong side of the box.
[00:14:05]  It's cool, it's fine.
[00:14:10]  Come on, come on, come on.
[00:14:11]  Yes!
[00:14:13]  He was a bit afraid he was gonna turn around and detect us before we managed to stealth kill him.
[00:14:27]  Okay, now he's a bust that to pay for his cramps.
[00:14:33]  There we go.
[00:14:35]  Cover muffle as well, like that.
[00:14:37]  That'd be muffled.

=== Stealth Kill Tactics (03:49) ===

[00:14:52]  I want to stealth kill some...
[00:14:54]  Two more rocks.
[00:14:57]  Bonus object, eller?
[00:15:11]  It's sickening.
[00:15:22]  Come on, Anna.
[00:15:23]  Yes.
[00:15:28]  I want to go into hiding again.
[00:15:33]  Look at that.
[00:15:34]  Okay, I'm full on eight shots, don't take full moon, how quaint.
[00:15:42]  Okay, I just need one little mobile oxy to get my bonus.
[00:15:53]  There is one could kill him actually, and in a perfect world I could scroll, scroll over here and do that.
[00:16:20]  I'm gonna do like this, terrorize the.
[00:16:30]  them with the beehive, then ghouls are the spirits of dead slaves.
[00:16:42]  Okay...
[00:16:47]  If I'm so dumb, then... I was gonna say something cheeky there.
[00:16:58]  All right cool, true friends.
[00:16:59]  Here now, you get that buster.
[00:17:27]  No.
[00:17:28]  No wonder this stuff burns so well.
[00:17:39]  oh look and Karagorp how unpleasant look at that he's drunk the poor fool
[00:17:57]  this will be interesting to see now true friends but what happens juicy orcs all right I don't know if they start to fight with each other, how ork like of them, like that.
[00:18:32]  Look at that.
[00:18:33]  Big bad bruiser though, he...

=== Mission Impossible (05:25) ===

[00:18:41]  okay let's continue on
[00:18:47]  hello human stand up for yourself you know what I reckon I reckon I hate every single one of you mugging rabbits on board try to get this one
[00:19:21]  Without being detected this mission is not the easiest I've done in my life to be honest.
[00:19:27]  I have done easier things.
[00:19:28]  I have done a lot of easier gaming things than this particular mission right here.
[00:19:55]  Now let's get out of there before they detect us.
[00:20:10]  Stupid irks!
[00:20:12]  They're so silly, aren't they?
[00:20:14]  Little rat there as well.
[00:20:16]  Okay, I don't want to go there.
[00:20:20]  Do I want to cross over there?
[00:20:27]  It's highly debatable if I want to do something.
[00:20:50]  I wish you could save in Skyrim so you can just continue on.
[00:21:11]  Oh, fuck!
[00:21:19]  Okay.
[00:21:19]  Um, cool.
[00:21:25]  And by cool, I mean unfucking cool.
[00:21:27]  I wanna go give this one more go.
[00:21:35]  And if I fail.
[00:22:12]  No wonder this stuff burns so well.
[00:22:28]  Oh, look at that.
[00:22:29]  Cool place to hide.
[00:22:31]  It's nice. It's nice. It's cool.
[00:22:40]  Hmm.
[00:22:40]  No. Yeah.
[00:22:43]  Just drop down now.
[00:22:47]  drop down works nice And there we go.
[00:23:08]  Stink of this.
[00:23:10]  I'm surprised they can keep it down.
[00:23:12]  I am surprised by that as well.
[00:23:15]  Bit like regular football as well.
[00:23:17]  I don't know how you can, but then again, it's fun to be drunk.
[00:23:23]  I suppose it was um over three years since I was drunk.
[00:23:29]  Actually, I do not miss the line, for much.
[00:23:38]  Being drunk obviously is, uh is blasphemous.
[00:23:41]  It's not good for your games.
[00:23:43]  You can live the gym lifestyle.
[00:23:49]  You have to be serious about the games, and if you drink alcohol you're obviously not serious at all about your games.
[00:24:01]  Then you're just a heretic, dropped man.

=== Finally Vomit Bro (02:11) ===

[00:24:07]  Yes, and now we're almost almost there.
[00:24:14]  Now I don't see any works and not get fucking detected, I I suppose.
[00:24:46]  Okay, now it's cool.
[00:24:47]  And finally, look at that vomit bro.
[00:24:52]  He is at it.
[00:24:54]  Oh, a gorgeous, fair maiden.
[00:24:57]  Hello girl, what's the crack?
[00:24:58]  Hey, what up?
[00:25:00]  Come with me. Come with me. Come with me.
[00:25:05]  Look at that stupid girl.
[00:25:07]  Holy- I was merely jesting.
[00:25:21]  Okay, that's not the fucking right place to do that, at least not in the fucking light.
[00:25:28]  Oh god, they will get detected.
[00:25:31]  Now, how about that reunited nation?
[00:25:49]  Complete fuck.
[00:25:50]  Yes cool, that's nice.
[00:25:53]  A hunting challenge?
[00:25:55]  Oh nice, we're actually gonna leave this episode at that.
[00:26:01]  So thank you very much for watching.
[00:26:05]  Feel free to be a juicy, pale Orc and comment something cheeky or something glorious.
[00:26:15]  And who am I?
[00:26:17]  I'm the golden one, Excellent.