The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Shadow of Mordor Part 4

Oct. 9, 2014 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin

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Shadow of Mordor Part 4

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	Greetings you friends, welcome back to Glorious Modor.
	And we left off the third episode, the main quest.
	We met a juicy cheeky cunt named Rat Bag.
	Now we're gonna continue by slaying some warchiefs.
	And I obviously loaded up with some glorious Lindwal's coffee.
	I have the trusted Teddy of Glory who indulges in my gameplay as well.
	So, let us enough enough talk.
	Let's get at it, shall we?
	Okay, cool.
	Sickening.
	They're having a bit of a orc infighting there.
	Alright, we're gonna just run to where it's at.
	I'm just gonna consult the map again.
	So running the watchie is where it's at.
	So I'm just gonna get in there and fight some orc.
	Let's hunt some orc.
	I don't know if I talked about this, but can you imagine how much fucking Bench for Hench Gimbli has done in his days?
	I heard that the dwarves are really big into powerlifting.
	True story.
	Cool.
	Mog the other twin.
	That was a highly fucking glorious name.
	the other twin oh look at that Draftbag in trouble.
	We must bust.
	They mistreat our true friends.
	They will not live together.
	There we are.
	Fucking poverty orcs.
	There it is.
	The Juicy Orym got knocked the fuck down.
	He turns around.
	The exact same place as the dead Magadon just killed. We just killed.
	Twins!
	What are the odds of...
	I really like the Dwarf.
	It's cool.
	I'll be right behind you It's a proper cheeky.
	Probably cheeky cunt.
	Probably a misker.
	But we'll see how the warchief soldiers do in the face of a true foe.
	kill a berserker with a ledge kill and a ledge kill is what exactly it will be Will be clear, I uh suppose I'm going to take the warchief's place.
	It will only be a matter of time before he leads us to the Black Hand.
	The Sergus.
	Counter normal, stun number B for attacks.
	Okay cool, there we are.
	And now and then, execute.
	Yes, almost fell off the ledge there.
	Oh.
	Oh, silly me.
	I'm gonna take care of these other sickening orcs or unsickening orcs first.
	And then I'll get in for killing that...
	Bust them all.
	Whoop!
	Oh no!
	Execute.
	Yes.
	Boom.
	I clearly blocked there though.
	Come on.
	Come on, game.
	Don't mess with me now.
	That's really annoying when I try to block, but it goes into the reindeer mode instead.
	Return to the training platform.
	Come on in.
	And now execute.
	Yes.
	Yes, I said in the last episode, I no, not the next.
	The second episode, that you can't.
	You can barely see when the when the number is turning red, and then I can execute.
	So I could actually execute Sickening.
	Is he gonna fight me?
	I thought he was gonna run there.
	I would run if I were him.
	Fucking little poor Jorgen gonna fight and have a go at it.
	The proud ranger of Gondor Mog, the other twin, has arrived.
	And that is one sick con, with a sick physique.
	That is one hench guy right there.
	Okay, cool.
	I will give your corpse to my master!
	Oh fuck!
	Fuck no now!
	Oh well, let's retry that, shall we?
	I'm still very uncertain how to to counter this.
	It's always kind of different system, but I suppose I'll learn.
	Could be fighting the Hodge twins as well.
	Who would be killed and executed?
	Yes, come on and see.
	Oh, but I can.
	I'm the glorious stranger.
	Nope.
	Kinda like a sword, eh?
	It's glorious.
	Well, and now execute.
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh, no, it was a pyramid by the door.
	Fucking fat fuck.
	Fuck.
	Come on then, I'm blocking!
	No?
	Sickening, it's there it's Ball is deadline.
	Come on and slay him.
	Yes.
	Sickening, sickening gains.
	I killed the Hodge twins, both of them.
	Glorious.
	Now we have a fellow true friend that's a Warp Chief now.
	We did it!
	Oh, don't you worry.
	Don't you worry, my way of your dirty schemes.
	But Ratback can't speak for the other war chiefs.
	I wouldn't worry about that.
	I'll take care of them, true friends.
	I will deal with them.
	Give me a chopper blade.
	Ratbag the Cowl, MugDubberTwin.
	Power seven for Ratbag now.
	It's getting quite juicy indeed.
	Missing complete.
	view location but i want to go to the shattered memories oh well or we can just go to this vendetta Let's do it.
	Let's avenge this guy.
	Proper modern or there we are okay,
	standing up there.
	We'll be gonna do some parkour action.
	Okay, let's let's fight first then.
	One blow on my horn, and every oof for a ball.
	We're gonna run it.
	Alright, let's kill you then, shall we?
	And now, execute.
	Come on, come on!
	Hate of defeat.
	What?
	What's that now?
	Okay, cool!
	I managed to get one of those in, that's nice.
	Oh, that
	was a new one.
	Beautifully done Your corpse will get me a promotion
	Okay.
	Alright, so what I actually should have done is moved a cursor to his face and blocked.
	I think that is.
	Now we're gonna.
	Oh, that's cheeky pants.
	No, no quaint, no living for the blood.
	Okay, so that was aha, okay.
	I have to gain intel on them.
	Yeah, I'm still learning.
	I started playing directly as a let's play this game.
	They are lights to guide us in the land of shadow, where all other lights may fail.
	Pale reflections of the light of the two trees and memories of a lost kingdom.
	Let's consult the map, shall we?
	They did you well.
	Um...
	Okay.
	Well, go there then.
	I suppose.
	I suppose that's a cool thing to do.
	See if we can advance the storyline here a bit.
	Ooh, gold.
	Okay, let's hunt Smeagol a bit for some cardio.
	He's talking about creatine.
	Show me another treasure from your dreams.
	Yes, we will preserve ourselves, we have friends.
	Take us to it.
	Do it, man.
	Do it.
	Come on, mate.
	Let's fucking do it.
	That's no problem at all, Graham.
	He is a master in chintz.
	As I said in the other episode, he is really good at thought away movements.
	Bright master!
	Okay, come on then Gollum, go!
	Gotham pliss.
	You're gonna go then Gotham.
	Cheeky cunt.
	It's a masterful, beautiful singing voice Gollum has.
	Kill the archers with headshots.
	Can we get one more?
	Oh Kill the archers with headshots, but we kinda need more arrows.
	Oh well, let's uh let's just clear the area.
	I'm just gonna do this way and then a proper execution too.
	Get this going okay.
	Who else want to fucking fight me?
	Go off.
	Let's do it.
	Let's let's fucking dance.
	dance with me who dare challenge me Where did it go?
	Okay, I will try to stay on the mission.
	You must follow us, bright master.
	Treasures we go.
	No arts will spread poison.
	They do eat food.
	Come on, Gollum.
	He is adorable isn't he though?
	Must he be a badass?
	No.
	Now then, cool.
	Beautiful song to enhance, to enlighten my day.
	Kill the archer.
	Where are you then?
	Fucking archer can't continue with headshots, nonetheless.
	Elf shop needed.
	Oh, I can see shot here.
	Sickening.
	Let's try it one more time.
	I'm the royal one.
	I am the Trexie Ranger comes along.
	Crawdy Ranger.
	Small stumpy ranger.
	He hurts us.
	I'm a bit disrespectful towards Ranger, but I'm kind of L, so it's fine.
	Bonus objective!
	Nice that I did that.
	Come on ungollum.
	But not hurting, no hurting.
	Gentle sharpsies.
	Sure, just bright masher.
	Here, Girls.
	We wait here for you.
	Vision artifact.
	Okay, let us see what is up.
	Is that friendly seems quick to lead us to danger?
	The knowledge of my past is worth any trial.
	What's this then?
	Nothing will work I suppose this is just shattered memories, okay?
	Okay, fine then.
	The shattered artifact.
	Okay, this is a bit of a fail when you do Let's Plays.
	That I have no real idea of what I'm actually doing to be honest.
	I just wanna kill some orcs here, but that is not what is up.
	I have to find some sort of artifact who came from there.
	I'm just gonna try to follow this one more time.
	Yeah, bear with me as I try to pick up.
	Okay, cool.
	There we are.
	nice that was the pre-workout kicking in Look at that juicy elf, though.
	sick cunt.
	It's glorious.
	It kind of looks like me.
	Sick.
	Okay, it was a very poor pre-worker.
	He actually knocked himself out with it.
	Get off me!
	How dare you?
	What's a view to the weapon though?
	Why do we have to do that?
	They offer no answers, only more questions.
	These are not mere dreams.
	stronger you know what would be really cool if i also had one of those hair bands to the elf house I'm gonna try to get one of those to make videos in
	are those ghouls god era
	so that's instead of my execution when I fight this bust up.
	I do go like that instead, and I really need it as well because they are quite many indeed.
	Okay, come at me, bro.
	Come at me.
	No, don't die on me, Talion.
	I'm tired enough in this, in this episode.
	Leave me alone!
	Don't fight you all.
	No, then.
	Yes.
	Mission complete.
	Fucking brilliant He only loves himself And the middle earth.
	I can feel it.
	No watchie selected.
	Let's select the warchief, shall we?
	Select the warchief.
	Storm's army.
	Alright.
	Location unknown.
	More targets.
	Cool.
	Let's do that, dear crew friends.
	Let's see what the crack is.
	Oh, I don't want to fight him.
	No, not at all, not a chance.
	See if I can outrun him for some cardio gains.
	It's still after me.
	For...
	And as I said, every time I do these leaps I can get a speed boost.
	It's gonna consult the map real quickly and we are there Quite a stretch to run, to be honest.
	Oh, well.
	Try to get there in one piece so we can advance the storyline.
	See if we can transverse this little cliff in the rain.
	Hope it seems too slippery for him.
	Look, Karagor.
	Oh, fuck.
	Oh, fucking hell.
	And there's a troll as well.
	Hmm, I'm gonna climb up in this tower to get to safety.
	No, yeah, no, I don't wanna.
	Aha, I got killed, even.
	Look at that, true friends.
	I got killed.
	Kind of reminds me of the Skyrim episode with the Nord broth that I died like quite a few times.
	But that's cool, it's fine.
	Such a feminine voice, Alem.
	Return to game.
	What is this sorceress power to enter their minds?
	It is not natural.
	It is the power to sow terror among the servants of our enemy.
	It is the power to hunt the followers of the Dark Lord.
	Hmm, okay.
	So there we are.
	I'll do this as well and then see how it goes.
	Good old cardio here in Modo.
	Alright, nice.
	We're uh gonna accept that and advance the storyline a bit.
	But where is he?
	Your son is a animal and a liar.
	It was you who threatened his life.
	And his treasure.
	Precious the little vermin is not here.
	The eagle hunts rabbits from up high, and so shall we get off get off the ground there as I don't want to fight that Karagor just yet by the dark lord,
	but to challenge him.
	now only directly in darkness really like those jumps It'd be cool if we can do that.
	I already alright, nice.
	Nice!
	A juicy Karagor.
	Properly with a Karagor if you're a big, juicy troll.
	Then we must find another way.
	Charging for the cave's mouth will only lead us into the Grouch's jewels.
	A well-placed arrow will do the trick here.
	That should keep the Growd occupied.
	He's running there to eat something.
	We have a time limit here.
	Come on then.
	Nice.
	Let's continue in this case of madness.
	Why am I not surprised?
	They're actually running in terror before me.
	Okay, that's fine.
	That's good.
	They have proper respect for my martial prowess.
	Looks like the Grog won his fight against the Karagors and now is ready for another.
	But not against me, because I'll be running away.
	Brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, turned his tail and run.
	He bravely ran away away.
	Brave Sir Robin.
	That's the Holy Grail by Monty Python.
	For those of you who are unaware.
	Okay, vision artifact is that it, perhaps no, restore health.
	I didn't really need that though.
	Let's climb up here.
	See what the crack is pick up.
	Huh.
	Getting better at this, by the minute.
	Look at those hairs though.
	Fucking beautiful elephant hairs of glory and wisdom.
	He is a greedy cunt there, I saw it in his eyes.
	beautiful rings, sickening Hello, Smith of the Second Age.
	I'd heard the stories, but I remember my name now.
	I shaped the history of Middle Earth.
	I escaped the chaos Shadow Strike.
	Okay, let's try it
	Okay, cool.
	I uh utilized a quick little edit there.
	So I could not get the fucking control to work, but now I have to actually aim for a ghoul to transport to him, so he can't just transport you anywhere.
	That was open song.
	So, yeah, a little edit there.
	Sorry for that.
	Not sorry.
	I'm the one responsible for all of this.
	That's why Sauron wants me.
	He wants his gains.
	Bright master is good.
	He looks after us.
	Shut your insolent mouth.
	Like that.
	Insolent mouth.
	Master.
	I know of his legend.
	How Sauron deceived you into making the rings.
	He tortured both you and your king.
	Master multiple.
	What is it?
	I have no memory of any such thing.
	Why would it even matter?
	Master Master, remember?
	That could be a cool thing.
	If anyone says anything rude to me, then everyone comments like, Shut your insolent mouth.
	Sickening.
	Okay, cool.
	That will have to conclude this glorious Let's Play.
	Thank you so much for watching, and I will talk to you in the next episode.
	And who am I?
	I'm the glorious elf of madness.

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