The Golden One - Marcus Follin - Shadow of Mordor Part 4
Aired: 2014-10-09
Duration: 45:13


=== Slaying Warchiefs (11:58) ===

[00:00:07]  Greetings you friends, welcome back to Glorious Modor.
[00:00:11]  And we left off the third episode, the main quest.
[00:00:15]  We met a juicy cheeky cunt named Rat Bag.
[00:00:20]  Now we're gonna continue by slaying some warchiefs.
[00:00:25]  And I obviously loaded up with some glorious Lindwal's coffee.
[00:00:31]  I have the trusted Teddy of Glory who indulges in my gameplay as well.
[00:00:40]  So, let us enough enough talk.
[00:00:46]  Let's get at it, shall we?
[00:00:54]  Okay, cool.
[00:00:59]  Sickening.
[00:01:05]  They're having a bit of a orc infighting there.
[00:01:09]  Alright, we're gonna just run to where it's at.
[00:01:16]  I'm just gonna consult the map again.
[00:01:19]  So running the watchie is where it's at.
[00:01:24]  So I'm just gonna get in there and fight some orc.
[00:01:30]  Let's hunt some orc.
[00:01:35]  I don't know if I talked about this, but can you imagine how much fucking Bench for Hench Gimbli has done in his days?
[00:01:44]  I heard that the dwarves are really big into powerlifting.
[00:01:48]  True story.
[00:01:52]  Cool.
[00:01:55]  Mog the other twin.
[00:01:58]  That was a highly fucking glorious name.
[00:02:02]  the other twin oh look at that Draftbag in trouble.
[00:02:14]  We must bust.
[00:02:26]  They mistreat our true friends.
[00:02:29]  They will not live together.
[00:02:36]  There we are.
[00:02:38]  Fucking poverty orcs.
[00:02:40]  There it is.
[00:02:47]  The Juicy Orym got knocked the fuck down.
[00:03:03]  He turns around.
[00:03:04]  The exact same place as the dead Magadon just killed. We just killed.
[00:03:09]  Twins!
[00:03:11]  What are the odds of...
[00:03:12]  I really like the Dwarf.
[00:03:15]  It's cool.
[00:03:24]  I'll be right behind you It's a proper cheeky.
[00:03:36]  Probably cheeky cunt.
[00:03:39]  Probably a misker.
[00:03:40]  But we'll see how the warchief soldiers do in the face of a true foe.
[00:03:48]  kill a berserker with a ledge kill and a ledge kill is what exactly it will be Will be clear, I uh suppose I'm going to take the warchief's place.
[00:04:04]  It will only be a matter of time before he leads us to the Black Hand.
[00:04:14]  The Sergus.
[00:04:15]  Counter normal, stun number B for attacks.
[00:04:18]  Okay cool, there we are.
[00:04:25]  And now and then, execute.
[00:04:31]  Yes, almost fell off the ledge there.
[00:04:49]  Oh.
[00:04:51]  Oh, silly me.
[00:04:56]  I'm gonna take care of these other sickening orcs or unsickening orcs first.
[00:05:03]  And then I'll get in for killing that...
[00:05:07]  Bust them all.
[00:05:08]  Whoop!
[00:05:13]  Oh no!
[00:05:15]  Execute.
[00:05:15]  Yes.
[00:05:17]  Boom.
[00:05:21]  I clearly blocked there though.
[00:05:23]  Come on.
[00:05:25]  Come on, game.
[00:05:26]  Don't mess with me now.
[00:05:32]  That's really annoying when I try to block, but it goes into the reindeer mode instead.
[00:05:43]  Return to the training platform.
[00:05:53]  Come on in.
[00:05:56]  And now execute.
[00:05:58]  Yes.
[00:05:59]  Yes, I said in the last episode, I no, not the next.
[00:06:03]  The second episode, that you can't.
[00:06:05]  You can barely see when the when the number is turning red, and then I can execute.
[00:06:18]  So I could actually execute Sickening.
[00:06:28]  Is he gonna fight me?
[00:06:30]  I thought he was gonna run there.
[00:06:32]  I would run if I were him.
[00:06:34]  Fucking little poor Jorgen gonna fight and have a go at it.
[00:06:37]  The proud ranger of Gondor Mog, the other twin, has arrived.
[00:06:49]  And that is one sick con, with a sick physique.
[00:07:00]  That is one hench guy right there.
[00:07:11]  Okay, cool.
[00:07:12]  I will give your corpse to my master!
[00:07:16]  Oh fuck!
[00:07:18]  Fuck no now!
[00:07:26]  Oh well, let's retry that, shall we?
[00:07:30]  I'm still very uncertain how to to counter this.
[00:07:37]  It's always kind of different system, but I suppose I'll learn.
[00:07:47]  Could be fighting the Hodge twins as well.
[00:07:49]  Who would be killed and executed?
[00:08:08]  Yes, come on and see.
[00:08:17]  Oh, but I can.
[00:08:18]  I'm the glorious stranger.
[00:08:24]  Nope.
[00:08:30]  Kinda like a sword, eh?
[00:08:32]  It's glorious.
[00:08:45]  Well, and now execute.
[00:08:50]  Oh, fuck.
[00:09:00]  Oh, no, it was a pyramid by the door.
[00:09:02]  Fucking fat fuck.
[00:09:05]  Fuck.
[00:09:07]  Come on then, I'm blocking!
[00:09:18]  No?
[00:09:24]  Sickening, it's there it's Ball is deadline.
[00:09:37]  Come on and slay him.
[00:09:41]  Yes.
[00:09:42]  Sickening, sickening gains.
[00:09:49]  I killed the Hodge twins, both of them.
[00:09:54]  Glorious.
[00:09:58]  Now we have a fellow true friend that's a Warp Chief now.
[00:10:10]  We did it!
[00:10:16]  Oh, don't you worry.
[00:10:18]  Don't you worry, my way of your dirty schemes.
[00:10:24]  But Ratback can't speak for the other war chiefs.
[00:10:27]  I wouldn't worry about that.
[00:10:29]  I'll take care of them, true friends.
[00:10:31]  I will deal with them.
[00:10:34]  Give me a chopper blade.
[00:10:43]  Ratbag the Cowl, MugDubberTwin.
[00:10:50]  Power seven for Ratbag now.
[00:10:54]  It's getting quite juicy indeed.
[00:11:00]  Missing complete.
[00:11:05]  view location but i want to go to the shattered memories oh well or we can just go to this vendetta Let's do it.
[00:11:24]  Let's avenge this guy.
[00:11:35]  Proper modern or there we are okay,
[00:12:04]  standing up there.

=== New Move Added (02:28) ===

[00:12:06]  We'll be gonna do some parkour action.
[00:12:15]  Okay, let's let's fight first then.
[00:12:18]  One blow on my horn, and every oof for a ball.
[00:12:22]  We're gonna run it.
[00:12:24]  Alright, let's kill you then, shall we?
[00:12:35]  And now, execute.
[00:12:42]  Come on, come on!
[00:12:49]  Hate of defeat.
[00:12:51]  What?
[00:12:52]  What's that now?
[00:13:09]  Okay, cool!
[00:13:10]  I managed to get one of those in, that's nice.
[00:13:18]  Oh, that
[00:13:55]  was a new one.
[00:13:56]  Beautifully done Your corpse will get me a promotion
[00:14:29]  Okay.

=== Oh Kill the Archers (17:27) ===

[00:14:34]  Alright, so what I actually should have done is moved a cursor to his face and blocked.
[00:14:42]  I think that is.
[00:14:48]  Now we're gonna.
[00:14:50]  Oh, that's cheeky pants.
[00:14:52]  No, no quaint, no living for the blood.
[00:15:14]  Okay, so that was aha, okay.
[00:15:21]  I have to gain intel on them.
[00:15:26]  Yeah, I'm still learning.
[00:15:28]  I started playing directly as a let's play this game.
[00:15:33]  They are lights to guide us in the land of shadow, where all other lights may fail.
[00:15:38]  Pale reflections of the light of the two trees and memories of a lost kingdom.
[00:15:44]  Let's consult the map, shall we?
[00:15:51]  They did you well.
[00:15:56]  Um...
[00:16:02]  Okay.
[00:16:04]  Well, go there then.
[00:16:08]  I suppose.
[00:16:15]  I suppose that's a cool thing to do.
[00:16:29]  See if we can advance the storyline here a bit.
[00:16:32]  Ooh, gold.
[00:16:41]  Okay, let's hunt Smeagol a bit for some cardio.
[00:16:55]  He's talking about creatine.
[00:17:11]  Show me another treasure from your dreams.
[00:17:16]  Yes, we will preserve ourselves, we have friends.
[00:17:29]  Take us to it.
[00:17:30]  Do it, man.
[00:17:32]  Do it.
[00:17:42]  Come on, mate.
[00:17:44]  Let's fucking do it.
[00:17:53]  That's no problem at all, Graham.
[00:17:55]  He is a master in chintz.
[00:17:57]  As I said in the other episode, he is really good at thought away movements.
[00:18:15]  Bright master!
[00:18:28]  Okay, come on then Gollum, go!
[00:18:33]  Gotham pliss.
[00:18:46]  You're gonna go then Gotham.
[00:18:48]  Cheeky cunt.
[00:18:55]  It's a masterful, beautiful singing voice Gollum has.
[00:19:01]  Kill the archers with headshots.
[00:19:17]  Can we get one more?
[00:19:23]  Oh Kill the archers with headshots, but we kinda need more arrows.
[00:19:42]  Oh well, let's uh let's just clear the area.
[00:19:46]  I'm just gonna do this way and then a proper execution too.
[00:20:10]  Get this going okay.
[00:20:15]  Who else want to fucking fight me?
[00:20:17]  Go off.
[00:20:19]  Let's do it.
[00:20:20]  Let's let's fucking dance.
[00:20:22]  dance with me who dare challenge me Where did it go?
[00:20:49]  Okay, I will try to stay on the mission.
[00:20:53]  You must follow us, bright master.
[00:20:57]  Treasures we go.
[00:21:02]  No arts will spread poison.
[00:21:07]  They do eat food.
[00:21:15]  Come on, Gollum.
[00:21:34]  He is adorable isn't he though?
[00:21:39]  Must he be a badass?
[00:22:11]  No.
[00:22:22]  Now then, cool.
[00:22:39]  Beautiful song to enhance, to enlighten my day.
[00:22:43]  Kill the archer.
[00:22:44]  Where are you then?
[00:22:44]  Fucking archer can't continue with headshots, nonetheless.
[00:23:06]  Elf shop needed.
[00:23:08]  Oh, I can see shot here.
[00:23:11]  Sickening.
[00:23:15]  Let's try it one more time.
[00:23:26]  I'm the royal one.
[00:23:28]  I am the Trexie Ranger comes along.
[00:23:36]  Crawdy Ranger.
[00:23:38]  Small stumpy ranger.
[00:23:41]  He hurts us.
[00:23:42]  I'm a bit disrespectful towards Ranger, but I'm kind of L, so it's fine.
[00:23:52]  Bonus objective!
[00:23:54]  Nice that I did that.
[00:23:57]  Come on ungollum.
[00:24:16]  But not hurting, no hurting.
[00:24:19]  Gentle sharpsies.
[00:24:22]  Sure, just bright masher.
[00:24:27]  Here, Girls.
[00:24:29]  We wait here for you.
[00:24:34]  Vision artifact.
[00:24:36]  Okay, let us see what is up.
[00:24:44]  Is that friendly seems quick to lead us to danger?
[00:24:47]  The knowledge of my past is worth any trial.
[00:24:56]  What's this then?
[00:24:58]  Nothing will work I suppose this is just shattered memories, okay?
[00:25:28]  Okay, fine then.
[00:25:39]  The shattered artifact.
[00:25:42]  Okay, this is a bit of a fail when you do Let's Plays.
[00:25:46]  That I have no real idea of what I'm actually doing to be honest.
[00:25:55]  I just wanna kill some orcs here, but that is not what is up.
[00:26:10]  I have to find some sort of artifact who came from there.
[00:26:15]  I'm just gonna try to follow this one more time.
[00:26:27]  Yeah, bear with me as I try to pick up.
[00:26:45]  Okay, cool.
[00:26:45]  There we are.
[00:26:46]  nice that was the pre-workout kicking in Look at that juicy elf, though.
[00:27:09]  sick cunt.
[00:27:15]  It's glorious.
[00:27:16]  It kind of looks like me.
[00:27:29]  Sick.
[00:27:46]  Okay, it was a very poor pre-worker.
[00:27:48]  He actually knocked himself out with it.
[00:27:55]  Get off me!
[00:28:00]  How dare you?
[00:28:07]  What's a view to the weapon though?
[00:28:09]  Why do we have to do that?
[00:28:11]  They offer no answers, only more questions.
[00:28:13]  These are not mere dreams.
[00:28:19]  stronger you know what would be really cool if i also had one of those hair bands to the elf house I'm gonna try to get one of those to make videos in
[00:28:51]  are those ghouls god era
[00:29:23]  so that's instead of my execution when I fight this bust up.
[00:29:29]  I do go like that instead, and I really need it as well because they are quite many indeed.
[00:29:47]  Okay, come at me, bro.
[00:29:48]  Come at me.
[00:29:52]  No, don't die on me, Talion.
[00:29:54]  I'm tired enough in this, in this episode.
[00:30:11]  Leave me alone!
[00:30:13]  Don't fight you all.
[00:30:15]  No, then.
[00:30:17]  Yes.
[00:30:17]  Mission complete.
[00:30:19]  Fucking brilliant He only loves himself And the middle earth.
[00:30:31]  I can feel it.
[00:30:34]  No watchie selected.
[00:30:38]  Let's select the warchief, shall we?
[00:30:45]  Select the warchief.
[00:30:48]  Storm's army.
[00:30:54]  Alright.
[00:30:56]  Location unknown.
[00:31:06]  More targets.
[00:31:08]  Cool.
[00:31:14]  Let's do that, dear crew friends.
[00:31:27]  Let's see what the crack is.
[00:31:46]  Oh, I don't want to fight him.
[00:31:49]  No, not at all, not a chance.
[00:31:58]  See if I can outrun him for some cardio gains.

=== Running from the Karagor (13:11) ===

[00:32:02]  It's still after me.
[00:32:04]  For...
[00:32:10]  And as I said, every time I do these leaps I can get a speed boost.
[00:32:25]  It's gonna consult the map real quickly and we are there Quite a stretch to run, to be honest.
[00:32:44]  Oh, well.
[00:32:45]  Try to get there in one piece so we can advance the storyline.
[00:32:56]  See if we can transverse this little cliff in the rain.
[00:33:03]  Hope it seems too slippery for him.
[00:33:07]  Look, Karagor.
[00:33:10]  Oh, fuck.
[00:33:15]  Oh, fucking hell.
[00:33:17]  And there's a troll as well.
[00:33:19]  Hmm, I'm gonna climb up in this tower to get to safety.
[00:33:33]  No, yeah, no, I don't wanna.
[00:33:44]  Aha, I got killed, even.
[00:33:46]  Look at that, true friends.
[00:33:48]  I got killed.
[00:33:50]  Kind of reminds me of the Skyrim episode with the Nord broth that I died like quite a few times.
[00:33:59]  But that's cool, it's fine.
[00:34:07]  Such a feminine voice, Alem.
[00:34:16]  Return to game.
[00:34:21]  What is this sorceress power to enter their minds?
[00:34:24]  It is not natural.
[00:34:26]  It is the power to sow terror among the servants of our enemy.
[00:34:29]  It is the power to hunt the followers of the Dark Lord.
[00:34:38]  Hmm, okay.
[00:34:51]  So there we are.
[00:34:53]  I'll do this as well and then see how it goes.
[00:35:13]  Good old cardio here in Modo.
[00:35:34]  Alright, nice.
[00:35:36]  We're uh gonna accept that and advance the storyline a bit.
[00:35:50]  But where is he?
[00:35:52]  Your son is a animal and a liar.
[00:35:56]  It was you who threatened his life.
[00:35:58]  And his treasure.
[00:36:08]  Precious the little vermin is not here.
[00:36:16]  The eagle hunts rabbits from up high, and so shall we get off get off the ground there as I don't want to fight that Karagor just yet by the dark lord,
[00:36:46]  but to challenge him.
[00:36:47]  now only directly in darkness really like those jumps It'd be cool if we can do that.
[00:37:03]  I already alright, nice.
[00:37:06]  Nice!
[00:37:12]  A juicy Karagor.
[00:37:25]  Properly with a Karagor if you're a big, juicy troll.
[00:37:32]  Then we must find another way.
[00:37:44]  Charging for the cave's mouth will only lead us into the Grouch's jewels.
[00:37:48]  A well-placed arrow will do the trick here.
[00:37:58]  That should keep the Growd occupied.
[00:38:04]  He's running there to eat something.
[00:38:11]  We have a time limit here.
[00:38:14]  Come on then.
[00:38:18]  Nice.
[00:38:21]  Let's continue in this case of madness.
[00:38:28]  Why am I not surprised?
[00:38:32]  They're actually running in terror before me.
[00:38:35]  Okay, that's fine.
[00:38:40]  That's good.
[00:38:41]  They have proper respect for my martial prowess.
[00:38:45]  Looks like the Grog won his fight against the Karagors and now is ready for another.
[00:38:51]  But not against me, because I'll be running away.
[00:38:55]  Brave Sir Robin, brave Sir Robin, turned his tail and run.
[00:39:00]  He bravely ran away away.
[00:39:02]  Brave Sir Robin.
[00:39:04]  That's the Holy Grail by Monty Python.
[00:39:08]  For those of you who are unaware.
[00:39:12]  Okay, vision artifact is that it, perhaps no, restore health.
[00:39:22]  I didn't really need that though.
[00:39:26]  Let's climb up here.
[00:39:28]  See what the crack is pick up.
[00:39:32]  Huh.
[00:39:33]  Getting better at this, by the minute.
[00:39:43]  Look at those hairs though.
[00:39:44]  Fucking beautiful elephant hairs of glory and wisdom.
[00:39:48]  He is a greedy cunt there, I saw it in his eyes.
[00:40:21]  beautiful rings, sickening Hello, Smith of the Second Age.
[00:40:46]  I'd heard the stories, but I remember my name now.
[00:40:51]  I shaped the history of Middle Earth.
[00:41:01]  I escaped the chaos Shadow Strike.
[00:41:27]  Okay, let's try it
[00:43:23]  Okay, cool.
[00:43:24]  I uh utilized a quick little edit there.
[00:43:27]  So I could not get the fucking control to work, but now I have to actually aim for a ghoul to transport to him, so he can't just transport you anywhere.
[00:43:41]  That was open song.
[00:43:43]  So, yeah, a little edit there.
[00:43:45]  Sorry for that.
[00:43:46]  Not sorry.
[00:43:50]  I'm the one responsible for all of this.
[00:43:53]  That's why Sauron wants me.
[00:43:56]  He wants his gains.
[00:43:58]  Bright master is good.
[00:44:00]  He looks after us.
[00:44:02]  Shut your insolent mouth.
[00:44:05]  Like that.
[00:44:06]  Insolent mouth.
[00:44:08]  Master.
[00:44:09]  I know of his legend.
[00:44:11]  How Sauron deceived you into making the rings.
[00:44:14]  He tortured both you and your king.
[00:44:18]  Master multiple.
[00:44:22]  What is it?
[00:44:22]  I have no memory of any such thing.
[00:44:25]  Why would it even matter?
[00:44:26]  Master Master, remember?
[00:44:40]  That could be a cool thing.
[00:44:41]  If anyone says anything rude to me, then everyone comments like, Shut your insolent mouth.
[00:44:48]  Sickening.
[00:44:51]  Okay, cool.
[00:44:55]  That will have to conclude this glorious Let's Play.
[00:45:01]  Thank you so much for watching, and I will talk to you in the next episode.
[00:45:09]  And who am I?
[00:45:10]  I'm the glorious elf of madness.