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Oct. 7, 2014 - The Golden One - Marcus Follin
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Shadow of Mordor Let's Play Part 3

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Greetings students, fucking juicy.
Let us commence killing some orcs, shall we?
Now in the first episode was a quick introduction of the game.
In the second episode, we hunted down Gollum.
We didn't catch him, but that was like a side quest or something.
So now we're gonna do the main storyline, actually.
So if you see the bottom left corner, it is the yellow kind of shield thing that we wanna go to and kill a boss, I think it is.
He's gonna slay these blasphemous orcs.
It's executioner.
Boom.
Glorious.
I can't believe they would kill us for breaking a few tools The others didn't get away.
Please help.
Do I need to do that now?
No.
Ramses knows voice for those of you who are unaware.
But that'll have to wait because I want to get into the main storyline.
As I was saying, yeah, I've gotten that as constructive criticism that it should be more like a linear storyline.
So instead, I shouldn't just be running around killing stuff, but actually following the story.
I didn't include the intro to the game, because you know, you will see that in better quality when you actually get the game, or you can just watch it, you know, some other times.
So I didn't wanna comment through that either because it was quite a nice intro.
So it's start off here instead.
But from now on, I'll try to keep it.
Okay, so to activate the missions.
Spirit of Mordor.
Sauron Spuruks relentlessly abuse lesser orcs in their violent struggles for power.
Investigates how the power of a raid can exploit these struggles.
Piercing weak minds to bring down the enemy forces from within.
One orc mind in particular shines the blading beacon of weakness.
Alright, cool.
Come close if you want a black hand.
No slaves, Scott!
I'll put a poison in your ear!
But these ropes, Ratbag will tell you everything!
Ratbag, the sneaky cunt, this is also known.
Now what would you know that all these other dead orcs did?
Go ahead, you bastard!
Do it!
We got cool sword.
You know nothing!
Nothing here me!
Maybe I'll grant your request.
End your miserable.
Look!
Those slaves are no match for the orc army.
Their skin's as rotten as barrelfish!
Ratbag can teach your ways any orc.
Ratback can be aware of the music.
What the fuck?
I'm going to find out what you know.
That's juicy glorious elf who does that.
Godoth.
Gay intel Okay, he had a little cool hat there.
Nice snit his pharaoh Karagors if you can expose him to a Karagor.
Okay, so a Karagor is what he's wearing strength.
We can't shoot him heavy attack gang has a group of followers all right Let us have him as a target then and see what Don't release him, then kill him, for God's sake.
Perhaps there's a true friend, Lord.
They're not very popular around here and they know it That is actually a true friend orc, that is a true friend, henceforth.
Marvelous, Let's stop faffing about it.
First need to take care of a certain captain and a few Karagors.
Come with me, Rank.
All right, let's follow this shredded org.
Bro, you can't trust them.
Those slaves will stab you in the back.
At least an Uruk will stab you in the front, most likely to throw so the Uruker's sword.
Somebody's got to take his place, somebody like Redbag.
So this Goro is in charge Goroth, of this cow here, but he's no warchief.
They answered directly to the black hand.
I'll show them more when I'm in the black hands inner circle.
Becoming a captain is just the first step of Ratbag's plan to become a man, black hand, and prepare to stab defenders.
Must hit okay cool not me the rangers means far more tender
They must not get at the true friend or okay execute now with pointy ends shot into me all know that That feels wrong.
No, execute, come on.
There it is.
Now, all these kids call me.
Usualize your goals.
Gorov's been out for Ratback for years.
Smug piece of dunger he is.
We come to blows as far back as Ratback can remember.
Still, Ratbat never wins.
Last time, he kicks Ratback into the Karagor pit.
All the others laugh as a Keragor bats ratback around like a yarnball.
We must avenge this blasphemous behavior.
Okay, so that's our proper cont and it needs to be grass.
And let me guess, you think I should open those pens.
Gorov's always in there, never leaves, ever.
Wonder where he peers.
Oh, that explains the smell.
Keep out of sight.
I'll see that your captain gets demoted.
Splendid plan.
You kill, I wait.
That's military genius, that is.
Come Gorov's right up ahead.
I'm salivating with anticipation.
Right.
I'm gonna try to do this the sneaky way.
Try not to die would be cool.
Would be a cool thing not to do.
To die.
To not die.
I thought I heard something.
Hmm.
Okay, I alerted him.
I'm the killer, George!
Hello, mates.
Perhaps I can actually kill them all.
Yeah, let's try that.
There I am in my elf view.
Come on, get out of here.
Right, and one...
Okay, without raising the alarm.
Stupid of me, I didn't see that actually.
I'm sorry, true friends, for this blasphemous damage.
Okay, I'm gonna retry this and be a bit more of a juicy assassin kind of character.
Without raising the alarm.
This guy we could kill you for all my companies.
This assassin's creed action would be so amazing to do this in real life.
IRL or L, as you say it in Sweden.
Oh, look, it's a kind of beehive sort of thing.
Drop to hang, yes, please.
Leave behind, yes.
Pull up and drop 20 feet below.
Okay, I'm gonna try to kill that guy.
Brilliant.
This looks like a good spot to get some shot eye.
Goroth will kill you if he catches you napping.
Gorov never comes here.
It's always by the hunting camp!
Mm-hmm.
Goroth's in the hunting camp.
So much for him always being in the same place.
A captain who fears his own face.
Fear is a powerful tool, Tarrion.
Let's put Goroth to work.
Search for Goroth in hunting camp.
Okay, I'm still gonna try to be in this take this little path to have a reputation.
We're close.
Now, which one of this filth is Gorroth?
Oh, snap them eggs just by looking.
Gorroth.
Huh.
There we are.
There he is, I mean, but there we are.
Release a Karagor.
When I walk the lanes of Mordor, I find caragors by the sound of them running away from me.
Okay...
Release Karagor.
Let us.
Let us take this one, dear true friends.
Hello, Karagor.
Looking rather disgusting, to be honest.
No offense.
Or perhaps full offense.
That was rather mean thing to say, okay.
Nice gains, though.
Shoot the cave...
Okay.
We'll try it.
No.
Perhaps they do.
Okay, that...
I don't think that's...
Oh, it actually did work.
Nice.
Okay, killing for your escapes.
Nice.
Don't run from me.
Fight me!
I'm bad!
Take those yes!
Done today!
Yes!
And execute!
Execute!
God damn it.
No, we win.
No!
Do not fucking hurt me!
Oh, there we are.
Fuck yes.
Nice.
I was a bit not nervous, obviously.
But it was nice that I actually managed this mission without disgracing myself.
Such a glorious work.
Pre-workout for my, um, a squat session.
I thought I could use the Orcs right there.
How dare they!
How dare they treat him in such a way?
Oh shit, look at that.
Be respectful, you dunghill worms!
It'll be your ear next time!
Ratback is a captain now!
Let's go take a candle.
That was up now, boys.
What's up?
I've got more bodies for you to carry.
Meet me at the crossroads.
An old friend there is about to lose his head.
Okay, it's perhaps I, the old friend.
Perhaps he was not a true friend at all, he was sneaky kind.
Might that be it?
Mission complete.
Wonderful.
First, I'm resurrected by a wraith.
Now I am working with an orc.
What could possibly be next?
We must use the weapons of our enemy against him.
New mission.
Okay.
Keeping alive.
Okay, there's the golem mission as well.
I was a bit unsure in the last episode what you know the missions were and everything like that, but now we have a better clue.
Let's take climbing the ranks here then.
Cool.
Let us hate each other almost as much as they hate us.
They don't hate me, the golden one, because everyone must love me and admire me greatly.
Right, spacebar, I have a special ability when I jump over stuff.
You press the space bar, then I sprint even faster.
And it's quite nice that you don't run out of stamina either.
You can just run on epic cardio.
I wish I had that good of a cardio.
Oh well, we got gains at least.
But but having some good cardio is never wrong.
True story.
No!
I call this losing a duel, you clop!
Right here?
Is that good?
I'll just get you.
Fucking beta.
We must risk it.
Awfully tempting, is it?
Delphi is alpha as fuck.
Stealth kill archers.
We're out there.
Okay.
We got quite a bit of time to be honest.
So I'm gonna do this slowly and carefully.
Archer.
Cool.
Up there is another archer.
I don't know if I was detected there.
Might actually have been detected.
Yeah, probably.
Can I kill this bastard though?
The scum will know better than talks like you, and I will show everyone here how low that is.
Let's try to get them in a way.
And this juicy blast that you have to hit from behind, so you have to space bar and jump above them to get them properly.
I was weak in him and then interrogated him.
No, execute, boom.
Oh, yeah.
Right, execute then.
Come on.
Come on.
Yes.
Execution, yes.
No.
Okay, I'm gonna retry this one more time and see how it goes.
Okay, let's redo this, uh, this thang.
Bonus objective, okay.
Okay, I mean I was gonna go back here, actually.
In all actuality, true friends, I will take this little route to Glory.
Yeah, love the environment.
Proper yes.
Alright, noise.
We haven't had a proper execution in a week.
You can't just execute Redback because you're poor.
So we're going to execute Ratbag because they're bald.
Beautifully done, dear reindeer.
Where is the fourth archer?
Okay, it's at the other side there.
Alright, down there.
You boss!
How glorious!
Unlock ability.
Okay, cool.
What's this now?
Double hit streak.
Yes, please.
Goobie, please.
That seems like an awfully good idea, to be honest.
Does it not steer true friends?
Okay, let's uh I get burnt!
Man!
Man!
And I will show everyone here how to do it!
He's quite pale, actually.
Not as juicy as the pale though.
Which is why I must kill him.
Why could they block those?
Okay, so you shouldn't block these big guys in a regular way.
You should just jump over them and then execute like that.
Okay, so I'm gonna try to kill some poverty orcs and then get the other big juicy orcs.
No, that one.
Come on then.
I will catch you up, piggyback!
there and I wish I had my no excuse there He had a sickening physique in his defense.
I'll always be fair like that, even if they try to kill me.
I recognize that I spend a lot of time in the gym.
Nothing.
Come on. Come on.
No, excuse me, hmmm, now it seems to be aggressive ass, f**k.
Executioner alive.
Our path lies in his mind.
Now, let's see what I have to say to me.
Okay, the watches are the most powerful rank in the Uruk forces.
Captains aspire to become Warchiefs.
Some will murder, assassinate, and backstab their way to the top.
Others will try to gain favor or protecting by seven watchies as bodyguards.
nice okay so uh some intel on this uh finance man right here Okay, he gets enraged by them.
Becomes enraged on his bodyguards.
Alright.
Noise.
Ooh, we got a little threat in there.
They were classed true friend, actually, all along.
Very well then, I won't just put it right I want to be friends still make me his personal bodyguard And how does this help me?
Uh a back stabbing bodyguard I'll take care of one of the warchiefs for you brilliant I'll make sure the warchief is here you're ready for him glorious What do you say?
Make sure you keep your head a little whack this time.
Yeah, I don't.
Well, that's my plan, yeah.
Well, orcs.
Such a silly breed, aren't they?
They broke between this radbag leathers up the chain of command in spite of himself.
He has a gift for failure most glorious gift indeed and that will have to conclude the third episode and the real storyline episode so I will continue next time by doing this one main bus right there.
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