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Maid Bay Dinner Joke
00:06:28
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| Okay, I found this really funny. | |
| So, forgive me for the belly laughs but... | |
| I hope you can see it. | |
| This is Maid Bay dinner. | |
| Lots of love. Where are you going? | |
| Now, I'm sorry, there's no point just listening to this, but if you see on the top left, it's basically ripped from the ribcage raw chicken legs with a little bit of, I don't know, what is that? | |
| Paprika, parsley, something like that. | |
| The rest of it, I don't know. | |
| I mean, there's some sort of gelatinous thing down at the bottom here, which is... | |
| Uh, corn and alien egg yolk? | |
| I don't know what that is. | |
| Then, was it some sort of pasta? | |
| And someone said, make a dinner. | |
| Where are you going? | |
| So this is, I think it's from... | |
| See, these responses are great. | |
| Where are you going? | |
| The grave! We have chicken nuggets coming out of his nipples in the ICU. The hospital. | |
| He's going to be sick, then going to leave, then he's going to KFC. I think the genius of these comics is hilarious. | |
| Those chicken legs looks like wet clay, fam. | |
| He's not wrong at all, I assume in here. | |
| This looked like sightless eyeballs ripped from the face of a giant alien cavefish. | |
| Good lord. Oh, it's madness. | |
| All right, all right, let me go back here. | |
| So, just goopy. | |
| This is just kind of funny. Where'd you come? | |
| Where'd you make dinner? Where are you going? | |
| The hospital lets some raw chicken to the morgue. | |
| It's a cat with a microphone. | |
| Would. Now, the would is generally would have sex, but I guess would eat? | |
| Well, I guess it's a raw chicken, right? | |
| Uh, fuck no. Probably to the bathroom. | |
| Um, he probably... | |
| He made pay dinner. | |
| Where are you going? He probably already made. | |
| I know he said you cooking was heavenly, but I don't think that's what you think he meant. | |
| Ah, he's going to the hospital to the emergency room. | |
| Gonna eat a lot of barbecue sauce. | |
| Bring me all the bottles. | |
| You eat with your eyes first. | |
| I think I just went blind. | |
| Mr. Thumbs Up from the hospital then? | |
| Where are you going to cheat? | |
| How are you going out to eat in the hospital clearly? | |
| This is from some low-res video game from the 90s. | |
| Just a guy slowly, like Skate 3 Glitch, stacking himself on a toilet. | |
| Spicy. Bro's going to die. | |
| He's gonna die on the toilet like Gigi from Surprise. | |
| Without the leg muscles. | |
| Actually, it's kind of interesting how that leg looks almost exactly like the piece of chicken. | |
| Macaroni and cheese, creamed corn, merging into a singularity, an undercooked, oven-roasted chicken with too much pepper would... | |
| wouldn't... don't look half-fat! | |
| I would keep the chicken still, got a chance to lay some eggs! | |
| I don't know. | |
| I think it's just absolutely brilliant. | |
| Oh, let's see. | |
| A couple more. | |
| To the heaven. | |
| Oh dear. He going right here. | |
| What's that? Let's hide that. | |
| To the graveyard. | |
| That's a horrifying dog. | |
| I think the dog would even... | |
| The dog would even have trouble with that chicken. | |
| He's got four feathers sticking out like some sort of indigenous tribesman. | |
| What is even the bottom item? | |
| Creamed corn applesauce? | |
| Oh, I don't even know. | |
| Oh, gosh. Probably to the grave, by the way. | |
| That's why it looks like testes, isn't it? | |
| Ah, let's see, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie good. | |
| Uh... | |
| The E. coli meal deal. | |
| Oh dear, intensive. | |
| He's going to intensive. He's going away. | |
| It's raw. Where are you going? | |
| Six feet under? To the toilet most recently, I would think. | |
| Is that boiled chicken? | |
| At least it has pepper on it, which is more than can be served for the rest of the plate. | |
| Oh, that's great. | |
| To get a stomach pump would not. | |
| No, would not. | |
| Oh, if it's still twitching, or if it's like something attached, like a reaching for... | |
| Or if you can do the chicken CPR and have it come back to clock life. | |
| I'm going with them, I'm telling God. | |
| Oh, oh my gosh. | |
| Get some wings and the chicken would fly off this plate. | |
| Salmon vanilla. Wait, are you going to court for divorce? | |
| Oh, he's going away is where he's going. | |
| Oh, to the shadow realm after eating this. | |
| He's going from chicken wings straight to angel wings. | |
| Oh my gosh. | |
| Restraining order, this order hereby declares that this shit is not to be allowed within 15 feet of my fucking eyes. | |
| Looks good. Where are you going to A&E to have a stomach pump? | |
| What's A&E? That was just... | |
| I thought that was where are you going to Tinder? | |
| I cannot even identify what that stuff is. | |
| I guess I'll die! | |
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Oh, To the Shadow Realm
00:01:32
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| Oh, that's pretty funny. | |
| Um, so I'll put the link. | |
| You should, uh, he's going to a sidekick and cook. | |
| I was in the hospital for four months and my food looked better than that. | |
| Anyway, I made Dave Bae dinner where he go into prison where the food is better. | |
| I'd like to place my testicles on mac and cheese. | |
| Well, that's true. I mean, who wouldn't? | |
| Who wouldn't? Oh yeah, this would make me shit liquid. | |
| It'd be like a jet propeller. | |
| It'd be a liftoff scenario. | |
| Oh, dear, oh dear. | |
| I don't know what that means. | |
| The house is right. I don't know what this means, navigating to the afterlife is pro-dead. | |
| Into the unknown. | |
| Where are you going? Nowhere, because if you're in the bathroom throwing up all night. | |
| Oh, this girl. Where'd he go? | |
| If that chicken was any more underdone, it would have feathers. | |
| Say cock-a-doodle-doo. | |
| That's pretty funny. Oh, anyway. | |
| That bro seasons the raw chicken. | |
| Puke, or maybe shout out the place and call it a day. | |
| I don't know why. | |
| I just found this one. | |
| Very funny. Oh, dear. | |
| Oh, dear. All right. So, I don't know if you have any thoughts, but I thought that was worth sharing because it was very funny. | |
| Alright, I'll get back to some philosophy now. | |