Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - I MADE BAE DINNER, WHERE HE GOING? Aired: 2023-02-06 Duration: 08:01 === Maid Bay Dinner Joke (06:28) === [00:00:00] Okay, I found this really funny. [00:00:04] So, forgive me for the belly laughs but... [00:00:09] I hope you can see it. [00:00:16] This is Maid Bay dinner. [00:00:19] Lots of love. Where are you going? [00:00:23] Now, I'm sorry, there's no point just listening to this, but if you see on the top left, it's basically ripped from the ribcage raw chicken legs with a little bit of, I don't know, what is that? [00:00:34] Paprika, parsley, something like that. [00:00:37] The rest of it, I don't know. [00:00:39] I mean, there's some sort of gelatinous thing down at the bottom here, which is... [00:00:43] Uh, corn and alien egg yolk? [00:00:47] I don't know what that is. [00:00:49] Then, was it some sort of pasta? [00:00:52] And someone said, make a dinner. [00:00:56] Where are you going? [00:01:01] So this is, I think it's from... [00:01:03] See, these responses are great. [00:01:06] Where are you going? [00:01:08] The grave! We have chicken nuggets coming out of his nipples in the ICU. The hospital. [00:01:22] He's going to be sick, then going to leave, then he's going to KFC. I think the genius of these comics is hilarious. [00:01:32] Those chicken legs looks like wet clay, fam. [00:01:36] He's not wrong at all, I assume in here. [00:01:42] This looked like sightless eyeballs ripped from the face of a giant alien cavefish. [00:01:47] Good lord. Oh, it's madness. [00:01:50] All right, all right, let me go back here. [00:01:51] So, just goopy. [00:01:53] This is just kind of funny. Where'd you come? [00:01:58] Where'd you make dinner? Where are you going? [00:02:00] The hospital lets some raw chicken to the morgue. [00:02:07] It's a cat with a microphone. [00:02:09] Would. Now, the would is generally would have sex, but I guess would eat? [00:02:13] Well, I guess it's a raw chicken, right? [00:02:15] Uh, fuck no. Probably to the bathroom. [00:02:18] Um, he probably... [00:02:20] He made pay dinner. [00:02:22] Where are you going? He probably already made. [00:02:25] I know he said you cooking was heavenly, but I don't think that's what you think he meant. [00:02:32] Ah, he's going to the hospital to the emergency room. [00:02:36] Gonna eat a lot of barbecue sauce. [00:02:38] Bring me all the bottles. [00:02:40] You eat with your eyes first. [00:02:42] I think I just went blind. [00:02:46] Mr. Thumbs Up from the hospital then? [00:02:49] Where are you going to cheat? [00:02:52] How are you going out to eat in the hospital clearly? [00:02:57] This is from some low-res video game from the 90s. [00:03:00] Just a guy slowly, like Skate 3 Glitch, stacking himself on a toilet. [00:03:05] Spicy. Bro's going to die. [00:03:11] He's gonna die on the toilet like Gigi from Surprise. [00:03:15] Without the leg muscles. [00:03:16] Actually, it's kind of interesting how that leg looks almost exactly like the piece of chicken. [00:03:20] Macaroni and cheese, creamed corn, merging into a singularity, an undercooked, oven-roasted chicken with too much pepper would... [00:03:27] wouldn't... don't look half-fat! [00:03:31] I would keep the chicken still, got a chance to lay some eggs! [00:03:39] I don't know. [00:03:41] I think it's just absolutely brilliant. [00:03:47] Oh, let's see. [00:03:49] A couple more. [00:03:51] To the heaven. [00:03:53] Oh dear. He going right here. [00:03:57] What's that? Let's hide that. [00:04:01] To the graveyard. [00:04:04] That's a horrifying dog. [00:04:06] I think the dog would even... [00:04:07] The dog would even have trouble with that chicken. [00:04:11] He's got four feathers sticking out like some sort of indigenous tribesman. [00:04:17] What is even the bottom item? [00:04:18] Creamed corn applesauce? [00:04:21] Oh, I don't even know. [00:04:23] Oh, gosh. Probably to the grave, by the way. [00:04:28] That's why it looks like testes, isn't it? [00:04:30] Ah, let's see, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie good. [00:04:37] Uh... [00:04:40] The E. coli meal deal. [00:04:43] Oh dear, intensive. [00:04:44] He's going to intensive. He's going away. [00:04:47] It's raw. Where are you going? [00:04:49] Six feet under? To the toilet most recently, I would think. [00:04:55] Is that boiled chicken? [00:04:56] At least it has pepper on it, which is more than can be served for the rest of the plate. [00:05:05] Oh, that's great. [00:05:07] To get a stomach pump would not. [00:05:09] No, would not. [00:05:11] Oh, if it's still twitching, or if it's like something attached, like a reaching for... [00:05:17] Or if you can do the chicken CPR and have it come back to clock life. [00:05:22] I'm going with them, I'm telling God. [00:05:27] Oh, oh my gosh. [00:05:29] Get some wings and the chicken would fly off this plate. [00:05:32] Salmon vanilla. Wait, are you going to court for divorce? [00:05:40] Oh, he's going away is where he's going. [00:05:43] Oh, to the shadow realm after eating this. [00:05:46] He's going from chicken wings straight to angel wings. [00:05:53] Oh my gosh. [00:05:56] Restraining order, this order hereby declares that this shit is not to be allowed within 15 feet of my fucking eyes. [00:06:06] Looks good. Where are you going to A&E to have a stomach pump? [00:06:09] What's A&E? That was just... [00:06:14] I thought that was where are you going to Tinder? [00:06:17] I cannot even identify what that stuff is. [00:06:24] I guess I'll die! === Oh, To the Shadow Realm (01:32) === [00:06:28] Oh, that's pretty funny. [00:06:30] Um, so I'll put the link. [00:06:32] You should, uh, he's going to a sidekick and cook. [00:06:35] I was in the hospital for four months and my food looked better than that. [00:06:43] Anyway, I made Dave Bae dinner where he go into prison where the food is better. [00:06:49] I'd like to place my testicles on mac and cheese. [00:06:52] Well, that's true. I mean, who wouldn't? [00:06:53] Who wouldn't? Oh yeah, this would make me shit liquid. [00:06:57] It'd be like a jet propeller. [00:06:59] It'd be a liftoff scenario. [00:07:03] Oh, dear, oh dear. [00:07:07] I don't know what that means. [00:07:08] The house is right. I don't know what this means, navigating to the afterlife is pro-dead. [00:07:15] Into the unknown. [00:07:20] Where are you going? Nowhere, because if you're in the bathroom throwing up all night. [00:07:27] Oh, this girl. Where'd he go? [00:07:28] If that chicken was any more underdone, it would have feathers. [00:07:31] Say cock-a-doodle-doo. [00:07:32] That's pretty funny. Oh, anyway. [00:07:38] That bro seasons the raw chicken. [00:07:40] Puke, or maybe shout out the place and call it a day. [00:07:45] I don't know why. [00:07:47] I just found this one. [00:07:50] Very funny. Oh, dear. [00:07:52] Oh, dear. All right. So, I don't know if you have any thoughts, but I thought that was worth sharing because it was very funny. [00:07:58] Alright, I'll get back to some philosophy now.