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Live Streaming Frustrations
00:03:17
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| All right. Are we there? | |
| All right. | |
| Online, zero viewers. | |
| Why is it giving me something in the past? | |
| I must know. | |
| Are we live? | |
| Let us find out. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Live streaming is confusing, to put it mildly. | |
| Go live. | |
| Am I live? | |
| Zero viewers and an old video. | |
| Why is this the case? | |
| I would very much like to know what the story is, but I'm not sure I do. | |
| All right. That is one old video. | |
| I think that I need to reconnect it every single time. | |
| Yes, I think I do. | |
| Yeah, okay. All right, we're online. | |
| Look at that. We got new people. | |
| We got new friends, old friends, medium-sized friends. | |
| How are you doing? You are live. | |
| Excellent. Demon Slayer. | |
| Listen, I don't want you guys to think this is what I do all day. | |
| I spent a couple of hours last night giving a lecture to university students, and so I'm busy. | |
| And then this morning, of course, I was putting it all together, and now I've got a little bit of time. | |
| How are you guys doing? | |
| Time to rip and tear. | |
| That's right. Time to rip and tear like I'm a punk with a pair of Lycra pants. | |
| Right. What have we got going on here? | |
| Continue game. Let's do it. | |
| I don't have to explain yourself for playing games. | |
| Yeah, yeah. This is all you do all day. | |
| Don't fool yourself. Oh man, I actually showed up late for my lecture because I had a little bit of technical trouble between Doom and where I was going. | |
| Greetings from Rio de Janeiro. | |
| Oh, hello Rio de Janeiro. | |
| I love my time out there in Rio, which I was at, gosh, quite some time ago now. | |
| Quite some time ago now. | |
| Oh, my. | |
| Where are we? | |
| Ah. | |
| And I was actually in Sao Paulo. | |
| I was giving speeches and it was really nice. | |
| Alright, so what have we got here? | |
| Get a little help from this dude. | |
| We're going to need some... | |
| You know what I don't have? | |
| Do you guys have any sound here? | |
| I just realized that. | |
| I have no sound. Do you have any sound? | |
| I have no sound and things seem really slow. | |
| Oh, yeah, you have sound? | |
| All right. I'm not sure why I don't have sound. | |
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Audio IssuesResolved
00:10:08
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| That's quite fascinating to me. | |
| And the frame rate is fine? | |
| Excellent. Well, I'm not going to complain, then, if it's... | |
| whoa this is uh this is not going to go well All right, hang on a sec. I need the audio here. | |
| Let me just see what's going on here. | |
| China may find a vaccine before everyone. | |
| Well, of course, as you know, it is my very strong belief that China has the right... | |
| You guys can hear my audio, right? | |
| Settings, audio, master volume, headphones. | |
| Yeah, why does it say what I've got going on there? | |
| You have sound? How strange. | |
| I wonder why I don't. Ah, it's always something, isn't it? | |
| Ah, did your helicopter money just come in? | |
| Good for you, man. Good for you. | |
| Alright. I have a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good frag day. | |
| Alright. The chaingun is one of my favorite weapons, frankly. | |
| Not because it requires so little skill, although obviously that's a large part of it. | |
| I can use the super meat hook. | |
| Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, okay. | |
| Thank you. Wait, where did this guy go? | |
| Oh, there he is. Let's get this guy and this guy. | |
| Do-do-do! Meat hook, you say? | |
| Isn't that the singer for Two Out of Three Ain't Bad? | |
| Oh, so what you're saying is... | |
| Oh, let's get this dude first Oh, hey, don't shield me from my help, man What are you, socialized medicine? | |
| Alright, so what you're saying is get off the goo and... | |
| Oh, yeah, not so good there, right? | |
| Oh, very bad. | |
| Hey, remember I could play this game? | |
| That was fun. I don't know what's going on. | |
| It always takes me a little while to warm up, right? | |
| Let's get a little help here. | |
| Why is it called helicopter money? | |
| So this is an old argument from, I think it was Milton Friedman, who said, look, if it was just easy, if it was just so, let me just explain this right after I run away from this dude and go and get this stuff, right? So he said, well, why don't you just get helicopter money? | |
| Like, why don't you just take money out of helicopters and do it that way, right? | |
| And it kind of became a joke, but now it's kind of become one of these things that is no longer a joke, but seems kind of real. | |
| Oh, lots of bad dudes here, right? | |
| So, welcome to my wonderful world of running away. | |
| Always know which fights to pick and know when to run. | |
| You got to know when to hold. | |
| What the heck is this? Oh, know when to hold them. | |
| All right, so zoom in, zoom in. | |
| Come around the corner, my friends. | |
| Down on the corner. | |
| Oh, there we go. Oh. | |
| Oh, give me some health, my friends. | |
| You can do that disco kneeling for me. | |
| Ah, if it can be used to escape, oh, then I'm happy with it because escaping is the name of the game in this. | |
| Oh, you know what? I have been totally bad at getting my weapons points. | |
| So let me get my weapons pointy points going. | |
| Uh, map arsenal. | |
| What have I got here? Five of these dudes and three of these dudes. | |
| Okay, chaingun. | |
| Mobile turret mode. Transform and screen. | |
| What? Increase movement while in mobile turret. | |
| I don't have mobile turret though, right? | |
| No, so I got to get the mods first, right? | |
| And I don't have any mods for this. | |
| I have some mods for this. | |
| Six. Flaming hook. | |
| That's Robin Williams on fire. | |
| And what have we got here? | |
| I got lock-on burst. | |
| Oh, I don't have six for any of these, right? | |
| They're too expensive. | |
| How are you guys' finances doing, by the way, in this great, exciting lockdown? | |
| Oh, I have got to get these macro-miss-offs, because I should use these a whole lot more with the heavy cannon, right? | |
| Okay, I got zappy things. | |
| What are those? Are those things? | |
| So I don't have any... | |
| Oh, I have one left here. All right. | |
| Reveals all progression items in the dossier. | |
| I don't know what that means. You've not had a job for five weeks. | |
| Oh, man, I'm sorry about that. | |
| I'm sorry about that. | |
| That is rough. Sure. | |
| Let's do that. Oh, I haven't unleashed some of these, right? | |
| All right, why not? I can't spend these things, right? | |
| Okay. Yeah, it's rough, man. | |
| It's rough. The finances are rough. | |
| Mine is down considerably. | |
| Well, of course, you know, I mean, I understand it, which is, you know, I understand it. | |
| And I'm not complaining because a lot of people out there who are down by a lot more than I'm down. | |
| But yeah, it's rough, man. | |
| And so I just wanted to check in and see how you guys are doing with regards to finances. | |
| How are your financial worries? | |
| How are your savings? | |
| I hope that you have been saving because... | |
| That's pretty important. | |
| Hey, I have a wife and two kids. | |
| Me too, man. Me too. | |
| You're eating on $3 a day? | |
| Oh, man. I remember that from my student days. | |
| Oh, my gosh. From my student days, I remember being completely thrilled because there was a souvlaki place near where I lived where you could get a souvlaki for $2.75. | |
| And I also remember... | |
| Getting a big... | |
| I would go to the student union, and I would get... | |
| Oh, I wonder if there's something up there. | |
| I would go to the student union, and they had newspapers where they had two-for-one at Subway. | |
| And you'd be able to get, like, you just load it down with meat and stuff like that, and you'd throw it in the fridge, and you'd have a meal for a couple of days. | |
| You're doing fine for now? | |
| Good, good, good. Yeah, saving silver and Bitcoin? | |
| Well, you know, with this helicopter money stuff, $2 trillion coming in, it's not going to look good. | |
| It's not looking good. Now, it's not any other... | |
| No, it's not my other headphones, is it, that's going on here? | |
| Let me just double-check here before I continue. | |
| Because, you know, it's important to say to your wife, I need more... | |
| I need more headphones. | |
| All right. | |
| If you guys can hold tight for just one second. | |
| I'm going to just... | |
| I've just got to check my... | |
| I'll be back in a sec. | |
| I'll leave the stream running. I just have to check my audio. | |
| So hang tight, I will be right back. | |
| There we go. | |
| All right. | |
| All right. | |
| Alright, now we have audio. | |
| It's actually kind of important for these games. | |
| You do need that positional stuff that goes on. | |
| Alright, let me know if my id is back. | |
| Hello, hello. Can you see my video back? | |
| You've been binging on Christopher Hitchens' videos? | |
| That guy was, to me, the very definition of a satyr. | |
| Video works. | |
| Thanks. I didn't have any audio. | |
| It was set to something else. Lord knows why. | |
| So many balls in the air. | |
| It's like a gay porn disco. | |
| All right. | |
| So let's see where we get to here. | |
| Oh, come on! Don't make me do it again! | |
| I just went to a new bin. Sorry about this. | |
| Alright. Sorry about this. | |
| this, we'll have to do this part again. | |
| Oh, I'll take that health. | |
| health, thank you very much, because I'm down to one. | |
| So much more vivid with the audio, don't you think? - Much better. | |
| Oh, I get new cool stuff with the blood punch, right? | |
| Oh, this dude again. | |
| Oh. | |
| I will disarm you. | |
| Oh. Woah. | |
| There we go. Giblets! | |
| Oh. How much inflation will you face in America? | |
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Military-Industrial Complex Insights
00:03:10
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| It's going to be bad, my friends. | |
| It is going to be bad. | |
| Now is the time to try and get some alternative sources of income, some alternative ways of doing things, lots of stuff that can go on. | |
| Yeah, you can't jump right in there. | |
| Okay, yeah, look at that. | |
| I'm getting my groove on. | |
| I'm getting my groove on. | |
| I have a feeling, given this game, that this is like liquefied Barney the Dinosaur. | |
| That's just my thought, though. | |
| I could be wrong. Have I covered Agenda 21? | |
| Yeah, I talked about it with Paul Cottrell, I believe, some time ago. | |
| If you guys could share, too, I try not to be too disappointed given the horrendous nature of the suppression that's going on on my channel, but I really did work very hard on the Case Against China video, so if you guys could share it. | |
| It's pretty rough trying to get stuff out there these days. | |
| What, in Canada at the moment? The federal government, of course, is looking into a video. | |
| As I was looking into trying to get some law which says, ooh, disinformation is a big problem and we've got to get rid of it. | |
| And, of course, you know, it will be the government that chooses what disinformation is and all that. | |
| And, dear, oh, dear. | |
| Stefan sucks at doom. | |
| Yeah, well. But the important thing is I'm not a professional video gamer. | |
| I'm just trying to have me some fun. | |
| Do you think that Europe is in the same danger as the U.S., economically speaking? | |
| So the danger with the U.S. is primarily to do with the military-industrial complex. | |
| Oh, gosh, you can't shoot that guy from the front. | |
| Come on. | |
| Come on. | |
| Oh. | |
| Oh, come on. | |
| One guy can't get me, and I can't run. | |
| Oh. | |
| Ah, there we go. So yeah, with the U.S., it's the military-industrial complex. | |
| With Europe, it's the social welfare state. | |
| Of course, it's not that there isn't one in the U.S., but it's not quite as bad. | |
| So it's a pick-your-poison kind of thing, right? | |
| Oh, yeah, that's cool. | |
| The meat hook actually has you go different places, right? | |
| Yeah, thank God for the Ministry of Truth, eh? | |
| It's pretty sad. Ooh, that's the secret area, isn't it? | |
| Is it? What the? | |
| Oh, bad things. | |
| Bad things. | |
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Engineering Slayers
00:15:25
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| Oh, I seem to be not getting the same kind of frame weight that I had before, right? | |
| Oh, I'm sorry. | |
| Yeah, it's a little sluggish for me. | |
| How is it for you guys? It was pretty tidy yesterday. | |
| But who knows? Who knows what changes from day to day. | |
| Ah, they seal you in like a student loan, right? | |
| You come through the doors and boom! | |
| Ah, right. All right. | |
| What does this say? Vargo Convention Center. | |
| All right. Fair enough. Boy, the number of years that I spent in convention centers. | |
| I can't even tell you. Cyber Mancubus. | |
| An area of denial. | |
| What does that mean? Leftists? | |
| A single blood punch destroys all of their armor, making them easier to kill. | |
| Oh, excellent. All right. Oh, shoot. | |
| Oh, come on, man. I got him. | |
| Oh, right by the health. | |
| Well, you know, it's funny. So engineering degrees, there are a number of people that I have known who have gotten their engineering degrees. | |
| And I try to think only one of them that I know of actually works in engineering. | |
| Isn't that funny? Paralyzed you are. | |
| Wow, that is blowing harder than a... | |
| Well, let's not get that. | |
| Let's not get that. Blowing harder than a lady when the sailors are in from the sea. | |
| All right. That's a creepy movie I saw when I was younger. | |
| The sailor who fell from grace from the sea. | |
| Will the Europe get hit the same as the U.S.? Yeah, I mean, this thing's out, man. | |
| I don't think there's going to be a vaccine. | |
| You know, 93% of vaccines fail. | |
| Oh, I got a blood punch. I got a blood punch. | |
| Well, let's run away from these guys. | |
| get a little more ammo it's not going to go well for me here is it You never know. Come on, go glow, go glow! | |
| No. | |
| No luck. | |
| All right. | |
| I'm going to focus a little bit more. | |
| Sorry, I should have. | |
| I should have had another coffee! | |
| A Doom Guffy. | |
| All right. | |
| Let's get this going. | |
| Oh, that's a big pile of demon body coming down. | |
| Okay. | |
| Oh, a whole lot of shaking going on. | |
| Alright, so we go okay for health, right? | |
| Although I really should be getting some ammo, right? | |
| Should we chain gun it? I said chain gun! | |
| Alright, here we go. So I gotta blood punch this guy first, right? | |
| Oh, okay, I got him. | |
| At least I could get him. Should we go get the health? | |
| Yeah. Let's see what other horrible things, horrible ways we've got to... | |
| What the... All right. | |
| Here we go. Here we go. | |
| Now we're cooking with gas. | |
| Actually, kind of literally these days with this game, right? | |
| Because that's how you get your ammo! | |
| All right. Pretty sure this violates the non-aggression principle. | |
| Pretty sure it doesn't, actually, because I'm not initiating the use of force here. | |
| I'm simply responding to a demonic invasion. | |
| So, totally different. | |
| Only 10% of the U.S. GDP is foreign trade, much higher for Europe. | |
| Is that true? I was nowhere of that. | |
| I would have guessed that it was higher. | |
| So, thank you for keeping us up to date on that. | |
| Alright, so this is a dead end back here. | |
| No funky stuff over here. | |
| That's where we came from. | |
| Use your ice grenade. Yeah, so here's what I've got to do. | |
| I've got... Which one is it? | |
| Is it the shotgun that has those magic missiles? | |
| No, that's a zoom in. | |
| Ah, these are the magic missiles. | |
| So I need to get used to using these, right? | |
| I know they're not magic missiles, but hey man, I played Dungeons& Dragons. | |
| seconds. | |
| Give me a break. | |
| Oh, that's kind of handy. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Not sure why he got bisected like Eric the Half of being Monty Python, but I guess he did. | |
| Okay. | |
| Whoa. If you upgrade this, your magic missiles will be continuous. | |
| Yes, thank you. | |
| You know, I'm old enough to remember when Castle Wumpelstein had the bodies turn every which way you went. | |
| All right. | |
| Running away is the best way to play. | |
| Oh, no health. | |
| All right. Can I set someone on fire? | |
| Yes, I can. No, I can't. | |
| Apparently, I just can't. | |
| The other plasma gun mod is much better. | |
| I don't have the other plasma gun mod, I'm afraid. | |
| Alright, let's see. Yay! | |
| Lost your weapon now, haven't you? | |
| You're like the left without the mainstream media. | |
| Whoa. Oh, roly-poly. | |
| Are you going to vanish on me? No? | |
| Oh, there you go. Persistence is not the key. | |
| I should get the other chaingun mod. | |
| Yeah, no, that would be great. If you could tell me where these mods are, I'd be thrilled. | |
| All right. That's where I came from. | |
| Oh, man, look at this. | |
| They broke the railing. That's so rude. | |
| All right. Always check in back here. | |
| Do not enter. Like the legs of a virtuous woman prior to marriage. | |
| All right. What have we got here? | |
| Nothing back here. The number of years I spent in convention centers selling my software, I gotta tell you, presentations, it's not new to me. | |
| Wait, there was more here, weren't there? | |
| Where did these guys go? I always have this demon counter in my head, which is kind of why I don't talk to the mainstream media. | |
| All right, let's vote, my friends. | |
| What should I do? Mobile turret. | |
| You leave it behind somewhere? | |
| What the heck does that do? Mobile turret. | |
| Chaingun turret. You think that's what I should do? | |
| Mobile turret is good. | |
| Shield is good, too. | |
| Energy shield? Oh, wow. | |
| That's pretty good. Okay, you know what? | |
| Given my playstyle... | |
| I think I'm going to go with energy shield. | |
| Thank you. Yeah, I am a bit of a rush in with fools rush in where angels fear to tread, right? | |
| That? Yeah, that's where it came from. | |
| All right. That is very unsafe. | |
| Okay, so let me just get the hang of this. | |
| So in here, you're saying, if I understand this correctly... | |
| Oh, do I even have any weapons for this? | |
| I think. I just got ammo, didn't I? There we go. | |
| Ooh! Daddy's got a shield. | |
| Steph won't use this, so what's the point? | |
| That's funny. All right. | |
| That's where we came from. | |
| That's what we got here. | |
| I guess we can go and get some health, right? | |
| Anything else back here? Can we get a generation check-in chat? | |
| What generation is everyone? I'm here to rep Gen Z. Yeah, I'm Gen Z, right? | |
| I mean, I often get mistaken for a boomer because, you know, bald equals boomer. | |
| Unless you're still at a corner. | |
| Wait, no, she's probably a boomer too. | |
| Okay, I have a feeling this is not going to go well. | |
| Oh, is that my auto map? | |
| Do you want to go to the Slayer Gate? | |
| It's up there. Up where? | |
| Where? Ooh, I do want to go to the Slayer Gate. | |
| But how do I get there? Twitch, Twitch. | |
| That's where I came from. A medium millennial, Ernie Bourne millennial, on the wall. | |
| Oops. Jeez. | |
| I'll get there. Hang on. | |
| I do want to go to the Slayer Gate. | |
| That's the useless battle that's kind of fun, right? | |
| Oh, on the broken wall. Thank you. | |
| Oh, oh, there, there. | |
| That's what you're saying. Punch a Slayer Gate. | |
| Wait, I punched this? No, I have to go get a key, right? | |
| Okay. I use this to get over here, right? | |
| Okay, so I have this key, but I don't think I can go anywhere through here, right? | |
| Now, down here? | |
| Good! Well, that helps. | |
| Let's go back up here. Now I can go in, right? | |
| Should I? 83 is Gen X? Wait, what's beyond... | |
| No, I thought 67. | |
| This is really difficult, by the way. | |
| Wait, are you guys saying that I can't handle it or can't handle it? | |
| I've done one Slayer Gelt before, although I will tell you it took me a couple of tries. | |
| It's fun. Gaming since Pong. | |
| Yeah, I remember when I first came to Canada, I lived in Whitby with a half-brother of my mother's, and he had a Pong game. | |
| And it was okay. | |
| It was okay. I did like... | |
| What I really liked was Space Invaders, of course. | |
| But my very first favorite early game was a game for the Atari 800 and 400 called Star Raiders. | |
| It was 8K of gaming goodness. | |
| What the heck has this did? | |
| Oh, look at me using my shield and everything. | |
| Okay. | |
| What the... What the? | |
| I don't think backing away is going to help me. | |
| Can I get me some health? | |
| Oh, look, there's a helmet. Oh, that's going to make all the difference in the world, isn't it? | |
| Oh, let's get that helmet. | |
| Oh, sorry, that health, that helmet. | |
| Oh, I remember this map. | |
| Did I deserve that? No. | |
| Will I take it? | |
| I absolutely will. | |
| What the? | |
| Whoa, slay a dude. | |
| Little overkill there, right? | |
| Yes, it is. Little overkill there, too. | |
| And it's like, it's just a whittle down, right? | |
| Like, every single dude you get is like one dude you have to get less, right? | |
| That's all I can tell you. Uh, now it's basically telling me... | |
| Whoa, the... | |
| Ah! Ah! We're going to get some health here. | |
| Okay, a little health here. I'll get that health. | |
| health, thank you very much. | |
| And I'm guessing we need some ammo. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Oh, could have used that health, right? | |
| Thank you. | |
| Could have used that health, and we'll get that health. | |
| Hey, look at that. | |
| I'm not saying we're going to stay that way, but we are that way for now. | |
| Okay, let's get him a little fire. | |
| Oh, let's get him a little fire. | |
| Chaos! Chaos! | |
| Uh... Uh-huh. | |
| Stay, my friend. Let me get your health. | |
| And you, too, my friend. | |
| Whoa. Okay. I think I'm going to need... | |
| Oh, down to 92 health. | |
| Hey, not too bad, right? Okay, time to get away from you, and you, and you, and you. | |
| Hey, warp it in is cheating. | |
| I keep saying that. I don't get to warp in. | |
| Oh, bad weapon, bad weapon. | |
| Okay, run away from these dudes, run away from these dudes. | |
| Why do I feel like I should punch that? | |
| Tyrant. Oh, this is not the place to go, man. | |
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Why It Feels Worse
00:07:48
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| But you know what? It could be worse. | |
| Up and run. | |
| Up and run. | |
| I don't want that health yet, right? | |
| Up and run. | |
| I will take this health, though. | |
| Oh, bad, bad, bad. | |
| Run away, run away, run away. | |
| Whoa, what the heck was that glowing thing? | |
| Okay. | |
| This is actually quite tough, I will tell you that. | |
| I don't need that help yet, right? | |
| This, I don't know if there seems to be a bit too much chaos. | |
| And I will take that health. | |
| I will take that. Oh my gosh. | |
| Alright. | |
| That is not the right weapon for me. | |
| me. | |
| Well, that was quite intense. | |
| All right, do we need more chainsawing action? | |
| Whoa, I think we do. | |
| Oh, run away. I have improved. | |
| Well, you know, you're never too old to learn, right? | |
| Except I should... | |
| Bad, bad, bad. | |
| All right. Oh, glowing guy is very bad. | |
| There was a health around here somewhere, right? | |
| I feel like my GPU is belting down, though. | |
| Yeah, low ammo, low health. | |
| I got it. I got it. | |
| There was snow this morning, right? | |
| Oh, there's health there. | |
| I will take that. Thank you very much. | |
| I think that's a bit of running away, right? | |
| That is some vivid sound, man. | |
| Oh, that's bad. | |
| Dudes. See, I don't mind if we whittle it down to something a bit more manageable, right? | |
| There's just so many bad dudes at the moment. | |
| Okay, running away from that. | |
| And that. | |
| Can I get up here? | |
| Yes, right. | |
| I tell you, if I can't get this though, I do not think I will try it again. | |
| Okay. | |
| Because it is a long haul, man, getting rid of these guys. | |
| It's the same battle, though, that we've seen before, right? | |
| It's the same battle. | |
| Oh, come on. Give me that health. | |
| Alright. | |
| Whoa. | |
| Ah. | |
| I feel like there's a lot of bad dudes around. | |
| Now let's get away from here. | |
| Oh, oh, bad, bad, bad. | |
| Oh, uh... | |
| I'm going to need some ammo. | |
| What am I down to? | |
| I am down to low. | |
| This is like lower intestine work of hell itself. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Alright, so what's the best weapon for... | |
| Oh my gosh, more. Ooh, | |
| uh-huh. Alright. | |
| Uh, sorry. | |
| I'm, like, very keen on finishing this. | |
| What the? No, wrong key. | |
| Wrong key, my friends! | |
| Oh, bad, bad, bad. Alright, let's get some health here. | |
| You coming around? | |
| 60 is not great. | |
| Oh. | |
| 56 is even worse. | |
| And let's not get health on this. | |
| Ah! | |
| Oh! Oh, I didn't make it! | |
| I've got to hit the tall guy so I can stop hitting you with rocket span. | |
| All right. Well, that's all right. | |
| We'll continue. | |
| Oh, I shouldn't have continued that, right? | |
| Any luck with the horns? | |
| Yeah, it was close, eh? | |
| It was close. All right. | |
| Let's do one little bit more. | |
| Slay a gator's heart. Use mods. | |
| Yeah, thanks. I appreciate that. | |
| You know, I'm not sure. I know what you're saying. | |
| Like, video games are a waste of time. | |
| Like, I kind of get what you're saying. | |
| But they are... I won't do that again, because that just takes forever, man. | |
| That's like a whole other level. | |
| Alright, so where do I go from here? | |
| You know, if I ever play it again, I will try it again. | |
| Is there an official Discord server? | |
| There is, in fact, a free domain Discord server. | |
| You can get a hold of it. | |
| Oh, that's that place. | |
| You can get a hold of it from... | |
| You have to kill the big ones so that it finishes. | |
| Okay, I'll let you guys write. Shall I try Skyrim playthrough going to happen? | |
| Boy, that's a while. Do you guys want me to try that again? | |
|
Go For The Big Guys
00:08:05
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| Shall I try the Slayer Gate again and go for the big guys first? | |
| You guys let me know. Slayergate. | |
| Yes or no? Just type Y or N and I will be at your command. | |
| I will be at your command. | |
| No. No, no, no. | |
| Nah, nah, nah. Okay, yeah. It's not super exciting, right? | |
| But now the question is, where the heck are we supposed to go? | |
| If it ain't the Slayergate. | |
| Yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh. | |
| Looks like the yeses. Yeah, no, no. | |
| I'll prioritize the big guys for sure. | |
| Yes? Alright. Yes, it is. | |
| Alright. Looks like you guys are saying yes. | |
| Uh, wait. Now, the embarrassing thing is, where the heck was that Slayer Gate? | |
| Oh, there it is. Okay. Alright. | |
| Here we go. So, go for the big guys, right? | |
| Just one more try. | |
| Okay, well that's enough of those big guys. | |
| Whoa. | |
| All right. | |
| so far, not bad. | |
| Oh, that was very, very bad. | |
| Alright. I will take that health with gratitude. | |
| And, yeah. Oh, we need to get a little ammo, right? | |
| Yeah. Could have used a little health there. | |
| We will take that health. And that health too. | |
| Alright, still not getting these big guys though yet, right? | |
| Alright, so what's the best weapon for the big guys? | |
| Ah, the shield I'm sure helps quite a bit. | |
| And this dude? | |
| Oops, miss. | |
| Well, I'll take a little helmet. | |
| Oh, that's good, right? | |
| I got one of the big guys. You're out of glory kill. | |
| What? Oh, time to get away from these guys, right? | |
| That's not going to work. | |
| That's not going to work. | |
| Ooh, 16 health. | |
| That's definitely not going to work. | |
| All right, let's keep running away. | |
| And we will get ourselves... | |
| Ooh, helpful. | |
| Very helpful. Very helpful. | |
| Super helpful. Whoa. | |
| All right. Oh, let's let him jump away. | |
| Oh, now it's time to get away from that dude. | |
| Change for the glowy guy. | |
| I have enough fuel? Really? I never think of doing that. | |
| I appreciate that tip. | |
| I hope you're not a troll trying to get me killed. | |
| It would not be the first time. | |
| I can saw the big guy. | |
| Really? No, I can't. | |
| Not that guy, anyway. | |
| Oh, you people turning on me viciously. | |
| That is very pretty, actually, in its own odd way. | |
| That is very pretty. | |
| Oh, bad things are happening. | |
| We have one health... | |
| I used the fuel, that's why. | |
| Oh, is that it? Alright. | |
| Do you guys see any health around? | |
| Oh, very bad. | |
| Thank you. | |
| Oh! Try out the ice bomb. | |
| You know, that's a good idea. Now go chainsaw him. | |
| I don't know, guys. What do you think? | |
| Is this any fun to watch? So close. | |
| Rockets and ballista. Freeze grenade. | |
| You know what? Let's try one more. | |
| What the heck? You know what? | |
| This is a challenge, right? | |
| This is a challenge. | |
| It certainly is a challenge when I do that kind of stuff. | |
| Alright, so what you're saying is, my chainsaw stuff, right? | |
| Alright. | |
| Alright, so the key thing is I gotta get the big guys, so the key thing is I gotta get the big guys, What the? Oh, yeah. | |
| Sorry. Chickened out. | |
| I just chickened out. | |
| What the... | |
| Okay, that's quite a lot of framing. | |
| Oh, chaingun? Alright. Oops. | |
| Whoa, dude. See, that's what I like. | |
| I can get them and then they just appear and you get rid of them that way. | |
| That cost me a little bit more help than it gave me, I think. - We will get that health, and if I can steer clear of these guys... | |
| All right. | |
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Running Low on Health
00:03:41
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| I use the big three fuel on the big guy. | |
| No. Alright. | |
| I guess I... Where's my fuel? | |
| how much fuel I have. | |
| A little lust, a little lust. | |
| Alright, what have we got going on here? | |
| Gas symbol, bottom right. | |
| Gas symbol, bottom right. | |
| But I keep using it up in a bad way, right? | |
| That was not ideal. | |
| So... | |
| Oh man, I can't believe I still have stuff down here. | |
| What the... | |
| Okay, that's bad. | |
| Bad things are happening, but it's kind of fun. | |
| Like philosophy as a whole. | |
| What the? | |
| the... | |
| That is some crazy firepower, man. | |
| Ugh. | |
| Yeah, these rocket spam is pretty rough, right? | |
| Ooh, that's bad. | |
| All right, let's see if we can get ourselves a little more ammo and stay away from these dudes. | |
| Uh, ooh, uh... | |
| But the ammo is what we are looking for. | |
| Actually, that shutter kind of helped in a weird way. | |
| Alright, let's get a little more ammo. | |
| Alright. | |
| Get a little health. Oh shoot, wrong weapon. | |
| Oh, stay away from that dude. | |
| Come on, he's getting kind of bloody here, right? | |
| Come on. | |
| Oh man, these guys are everywhere. | |
| And not in a good way. | |
| I assume they don't regenerate, right? | |
| Man, this is brutal. | |
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Man Brings Brutality
00:01:27
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| Oh, oh, oh! There we go. | |
| Close the borders. Alright, one down. | |
| Are you interested in Final Fantasy? | |
| Oh, I've never played that, actually. | |
| What the... | |
| Oh, okay. | |
| A little low on the old health here. | |
| I can't fail me now. | |
| I cannot fail it now. | |
| Oh my gosh. No! | |
| No, that's going to get me some health, right? | |
| That is not going to get me some health. | |
| Oh, greedily, I thirstily, oh my gosh. | |
| Oh, no luck! | |
| No luck. All right. I'm going to stop here. | |
| But thanks, guys, so much. It was fun. | |
| I will give it a shot next time. | |
| And yeah, I guess I got a good interview coming up tomorrow. | |
| And practice to use the ice bomb. | |
| All right. I will give it a try. | |
| But yeah, thanks, guys. | |
| I appreciate it. And have yourself a great, great evening. | |
| Well, just a great afternoon. | |