Freedomain Radio - Stefan Molyneux - STEFAN MOLYNEUX vs DEMON HORDES! DOOM ETERNAL PART 13!
Aired: 2020-04-14
Duration: 53:09


=== Live Streaming Frustrations (03:17) ===

[00:00:04]  All right. Are we there?
[00:00:13]  All right.
[00:00:15]  Online, zero viewers.
[00:00:17]  Why is it giving me something in the past?
[00:00:20]  I must know.
[00:00:21]  Are we live?
[00:00:30]  Let us find out.
[00:00:31]  Thank you.
[00:00:35]  Live streaming is confusing, to put it mildly.
[00:00:38]  Go live.
[00:00:49]  Am I live?
[00:00:51]  Zero viewers and an old video.
[00:00:54]  Why is this the case?
[00:00:57]  I would very much like to know what the story is, but I'm not sure I do.
[00:01:04]  All right. That is one old video.
[00:01:09]  I think that I need to reconnect it every single time.
[00:01:16]  Yes, I think I do.
[00:01:18]  Yeah, okay. All right, we're online.
[00:01:20]  Look at that. We got new people.
[00:01:22]  We got new friends, old friends, medium-sized friends.
[00:01:27]  How are you doing? You are live.
[00:01:30]  Excellent. Demon Slayer.
[00:01:32]  Listen, I don't want you guys to think this is what I do all day.
[00:01:35]  I spent a couple of hours last night giving a lecture to university students, and so I'm busy.
[00:01:42]  And then this morning, of course, I was putting it all together, and now I've got a little bit of time.
[00:01:47]  How are you guys doing?
[00:01:51]  Time to rip and tear.
[00:01:53]  That's right. Time to rip and tear like I'm a punk with a pair of Lycra pants.
[00:01:59]  Right. What have we got going on here?
[00:02:01]  Continue game. Let's do it.
[00:02:03]  I don't have to explain yourself for playing games.
[00:02:05]  Yeah, yeah. This is all you do all day.
[00:02:08]  Don't fool yourself. Oh man, I actually showed up late for my lecture because I had a little bit of technical trouble between Doom and where I was going.
[00:02:17]  Greetings from Rio de Janeiro.
[00:02:19]  Oh, hello Rio de Janeiro.
[00:02:20]  I love my time out there in Rio, which I was at, gosh, quite some time ago now.
[00:02:30]  Quite some time ago now.
[00:02:32]  Oh, my.
[00:02:33]  Where are we?
[00:02:34]  Ah.
[00:02:38]  And I was actually in Sao Paulo.
[00:02:42]  I was giving speeches and it was really nice.
[00:02:47]  Alright, so what have we got here?
[00:02:48]  Get a little help from this dude.
[00:02:49]  We're going to need some...
[00:02:51]  You know what I don't have?
[00:02:53]  Do you guys have any sound here?
[00:02:56]  I just realized that.
[00:02:57]  I have no sound. Do you have any sound?
[00:03:07]  I have no sound and things seem really slow.
[00:03:09]  Oh, yeah, you have sound?
[00:03:17]  All right. I'm not sure why I don't have sound.

=== Audio IssuesResolved (10:08) ===

[00:03:21]  That's quite fascinating to me.
[00:03:25]  And the frame rate is fine?
[00:03:26]  Excellent. Well, I'm not going to complain, then, if it's...
[00:03:29]  whoa this is uh this is not going to go well All right, hang on a sec. I need the audio here.
[00:03:41]  Let me just see what's going on here.
[00:03:44]  China may find a vaccine before everyone.
[00:03:46]  Well, of course, as you know, it is my very strong belief that China has the right...
[00:03:55]  You guys can hear my audio, right?
[00:03:58]  Settings, audio, master volume, headphones.
[00:04:02]  Yeah, why does it say what I've got going on there?
[00:04:05]  You have sound? How strange.
[00:04:08]  I wonder why I don't. Ah, it's always something, isn't it?
[00:04:13]  Ah, did your helicopter money just come in?
[00:04:15]  Good for you, man. Good for you.
[00:04:19]  Alright. I have a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good frag day.
[00:04:25]  Alright. The chaingun is one of my favorite weapons, frankly.
[00:04:31]  Not because it requires so little skill, although obviously that's a large part of it.
[00:04:36]  I can use the super meat hook.
[00:04:38]  Oh, really? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, okay.
[00:04:39]  Thank you. Wait, where did this guy go?
[00:04:42]  Oh, there he is. Let's get this guy and this guy.
[00:04:46]  Do-do-do! Meat hook, you say?
[00:04:51]  Isn't that the singer for Two Out of Three Ain't Bad?
[00:04:56]  Oh, so what you're saying is...
[00:04:58]  Oh, let's get this dude first Oh, hey, don't shield me from my help, man What are you, socialized medicine?
[00:05:13]  Alright, so what you're saying is get off the goo and...
[00:05:17]  Oh, yeah, not so good there, right?
[00:05:19]  Oh, very bad.
[00:05:25]  Hey, remember I could play this game?
[00:05:27]  That was fun. I don't know what's going on.
[00:05:30]  It always takes me a little while to warm up, right?
[00:05:34]  Let's get a little help here.
[00:05:37]  Why is it called helicopter money?
[00:05:38]  So this is an old argument from, I think it was Milton Friedman, who said, look, if it was just easy, if it was just so, let me just explain this right after I run away from this dude and go and get this stuff, right? So he said, well, why don't you just get helicopter money?
[00:05:58]  Like, why don't you just take money out of helicopters and do it that way, right?
[00:06:03]  And it kind of became a joke, but now it's kind of become one of these things that is no longer a joke, but seems kind of real.
[00:06:09]  Oh, lots of bad dudes here, right?
[00:06:18]  So, welcome to my wonderful world of running away.
[00:06:23]  Always know which fights to pick and know when to run.
[00:06:26]  You got to know when to hold.
[00:06:28]  What the heck is this? Oh, know when to hold them.
[00:06:30]  All right, so zoom in, zoom in.
[00:06:32]  Come around the corner, my friends.
[00:06:34]  Down on the corner.
[00:06:35]  Oh, there we go. Oh.
[00:06:46]  Oh, give me some health, my friends.
[00:06:48]  You can do that disco kneeling for me.
[00:06:52]  Ah, if it can be used to escape, oh, then I'm happy with it because escaping is the name of the game in this.
[00:07:02]  Oh, you know what? I have been totally bad at getting my weapons points.
[00:07:07]  So let me get my weapons pointy points going.
[00:07:11]  Uh, map arsenal.
[00:07:14]  What have I got here? Five of these dudes and three of these dudes.
[00:07:17]  Okay, chaingun.
[00:07:20]  Mobile turret mode. Transform and screen.
[00:07:23]  What? Increase movement while in mobile turret.
[00:07:24]  I don't have mobile turret though, right?
[00:07:27]  No, so I got to get the mods first, right?
[00:07:30]  And I don't have any mods for this.
[00:07:32]  I have some mods for this.
[00:07:34]  Six. Flaming hook.
[00:07:37]  That's Robin Williams on fire.
[00:07:39]  And what have we got here?
[00:07:40]  I got lock-on burst.
[00:07:42]  Oh, I don't have six for any of these, right?
[00:07:44]  They're too expensive.
[00:07:46]  How are you guys' finances doing, by the way, in this great, exciting lockdown?
[00:07:51]  Oh, I have got to get these macro-miss-offs, because I should use these a whole lot more with the heavy cannon, right?
[00:07:57]  Okay, I got zappy things.
[00:07:59]  What are those? Are those things?
[00:08:04]  So I don't have any...
[00:08:05]  Oh, I have one left here. All right.
[00:08:07]  Reveals all progression items in the dossier.
[00:08:09]  I don't know what that means. You've not had a job for five weeks.
[00:08:12]  Oh, man, I'm sorry about that.
[00:08:14]  I'm sorry about that.
[00:08:15]  That is rough. Sure.
[00:08:20]  Let's do that. Oh, I haven't unleashed some of these, right?
[00:08:28]  All right, why not? I can't spend these things, right?
[00:08:34]  Okay. Yeah, it's rough, man.
[00:08:37]  It's rough. The finances are rough.
[00:08:40]  Mine is down considerably.
[00:08:42]  Well, of course, you know, I mean, I understand it, which is, you know, I understand it.
[00:08:46]  And I'm not complaining because a lot of people out there who are down by a lot more than I'm down.
[00:08:53]  But yeah, it's rough, man.
[00:08:55]  And so I just wanted to check in and see how you guys are doing with regards to finances.
[00:09:00]  How are your financial worries?
[00:09:02]  How are your savings?
[00:09:03]  I hope that you have been saving because...
[00:09:06]  That's pretty important.
[00:09:08]  Hey, I have a wife and two kids.
[00:09:09]  Me too, man. Me too.
[00:09:11]  You're eating on $3 a day?
[00:09:12]  Oh, man. I remember that from my student days.
[00:09:15]  Oh, my gosh. From my student days, I remember being completely thrilled because there was a souvlaki place near where I lived where you could get a souvlaki for $2.75.
[00:09:25]  And I also remember...
[00:09:30]  Getting a big...
[00:09:31]  I would go to the student union, and I would get...
[00:09:35]  Oh, I wonder if there's something up there.
[00:09:36]  I would go to the student union, and they had newspapers where they had two-for-one at Subway.
[00:09:43]  And you'd be able to get, like, you just load it down with meat and stuff like that, and you'd throw it in the fridge, and you'd have a meal for a couple of days.
[00:09:50]  You're doing fine for now?
[00:09:52]  Good, good, good. Yeah, saving silver and Bitcoin?
[00:09:54]  Well, you know, with this helicopter money stuff, $2 trillion coming in, it's not going to look good.
[00:09:59]  It's not looking good. Now, it's not any other...
[00:10:05]  No, it's not my other headphones, is it, that's going on here?
[00:10:07]  Let me just double-check here before I continue.
[00:10:10]  Because, you know, it's important to say to your wife, I need more...
[00:10:12]  I need more headphones.
[00:10:14]  All right.
[00:10:25]  If you guys can hold tight for just one second.
[00:10:27]  I'm going to just...
[00:10:28]  I've just got to check my...
[00:10:29]  I'll be back in a sec.
[00:10:31]  I'll leave the stream running. I just have to check my audio.
[00:10:33]  So hang tight, I will be right back.
[00:10:35]  There we go.
[00:10:44]  All right.
[00:10:44]  All right.
[00:11:11]  Alright, now we have audio.
[00:11:13]  It's actually kind of important for these games.
[00:11:15]  You do need that positional stuff that goes on.
[00:11:23]  Alright, let me know if my id is back.
[00:11:30]  Hello, hello. Can you see my video back?
[00:11:38]  You've been binging on Christopher Hitchens' videos?
[00:11:40]  That guy was, to me, the very definition of a satyr.
[00:11:42]  Video works.
[00:11:52]  Thanks. I didn't have any audio.
[00:11:53]  It was set to something else. Lord knows why.
[00:11:56]  So many balls in the air.
[00:11:58]  It's like a gay porn disco.
[00:12:00]  All right.
[00:12:06]  So let's see where we get to here.
[00:12:09]  Oh, come on! Don't make me do it again!
[00:12:11]  I just went to a new bin. Sorry about this.
[00:12:14]  Alright. Sorry about this.
[00:12:18]  this, we'll have to do this part again.
[00:12:20]  Oh, I'll take that health.
[00:12:29]  health, thank you very much, because I'm down to one.
[00:12:31]  So much more vivid with the audio, don't you think? - Much better.
[00:12:44]  Oh, I get new cool stuff with the blood punch, right?
[00:12:48]  Oh, this dude again.
[00:13:00]  Oh.
[00:13:01]  I will disarm you.
[00:13:02]  Oh. Woah.
[00:13:07]  There we go. Giblets!
[00:13:19]  Oh. How much inflation will you face in America?

=== Military-Industrial Complex Insights (03:10) ===

[00:13:29]  It's going to be bad, my friends.
[00:13:33]  It is going to be bad.
[00:13:36]  Now is the time to try and get some alternative sources of income, some alternative ways of doing things, lots of stuff that can go on.
[00:13:45]  Yeah, you can't jump right in there.
[00:14:01]  Okay, yeah, look at that.
[00:14:02]  I'm getting my groove on.
[00:14:08]  I'm getting my groove on.
[00:14:14]  I have a feeling, given this game, that this is like liquefied Barney the Dinosaur.
[00:14:19]  That's just my thought, though.
[00:14:20]  I could be wrong. Have I covered Agenda 21?
[00:14:24]  Yeah, I talked about it with Paul Cottrell, I believe, some time ago.
[00:14:29]  If you guys could share, too, I try not to be too disappointed given the horrendous nature of the suppression that's going on on my channel, but I really did work very hard on the Case Against China video, so if you guys could share it.
[00:14:43]  It's pretty rough trying to get stuff out there these days.
[00:14:48]  What, in Canada at the moment? The federal government, of course, is looking into a video.
[00:14:51]  As I was looking into trying to get some law which says, ooh, disinformation is a big problem and we've got to get rid of it.
[00:14:59]  And, of course, you know, it will be the government that chooses what disinformation is and all that.
[00:15:04]  And, dear, oh, dear.
[00:15:08]  Stefan sucks at doom.
[00:15:10]  Yeah, well. But the important thing is I'm not a professional video gamer.
[00:15:14]  I'm just trying to have me some fun.
[00:15:17]  Do you think that Europe is in the same danger as the U.S., economically speaking?
[00:15:22]  So the danger with the U.S. is primarily to do with the military-industrial complex.
[00:15:27]  Oh, gosh, you can't shoot that guy from the front.
[00:15:39]  Come on.
[00:15:39]  Come on.
[00:15:40]  Oh.
[00:15:44]  Oh, come on.
[00:15:46]  One guy can't get me, and I can't run.
[00:15:48]  Oh.
[00:15:58]  Ah, there we go. So yeah, with the U.S., it's the military-industrial complex.
[00:16:04]  With Europe, it's the social welfare state.
[00:16:08]  Of course, it's not that there isn't one in the U.S., but it's not quite as bad.
[00:16:13]  So it's a pick-your-poison kind of thing, right?
[00:16:16]  Oh, yeah, that's cool.
[00:16:24]  The meat hook actually has you go different places, right?
[00:16:29]  Yeah, thank God for the Ministry of Truth, eh?
[00:16:31]  It's pretty sad. Ooh, that's the secret area, isn't it?
[00:16:36]  Is it? What the?
[00:16:38]  Oh, bad things.
[00:16:39]  Bad things.

=== Engineering Slayers (15:25) ===

[00:16:40]  Oh, I seem to be not getting the same kind of frame weight that I had before, right?
[00:17:04]  Oh, I'm sorry.
[00:17:11]  Yeah, it's a little sluggish for me.
[00:17:13]  How is it for you guys? It was pretty tidy yesterday.
[00:17:16]  But who knows? Who knows what changes from day to day.
[00:17:19]  Ah, they seal you in like a student loan, right?
[00:17:22]  You come through the doors and boom!
[00:17:26]  Ah, right. All right.
[00:17:32]  What does this say? Vargo Convention Center.
[00:17:35]  All right. Fair enough. Boy, the number of years that I spent in convention centers.
[00:17:40]  I can't even tell you. Cyber Mancubus.
[00:17:43]  An area of denial.
[00:17:44]  What does that mean? Leftists?
[00:17:46]  A single blood punch destroys all of their armor, making them easier to kill.
[00:17:50]  Oh, excellent. All right. Oh, shoot.
[00:18:03]  Oh, come on, man. I got him.
[00:18:09]  Oh, right by the health.
[00:18:12]  Well, you know, it's funny. So engineering degrees, there are a number of people that I have known who have gotten their engineering degrees.
[00:18:19]  And I try to think only one of them that I know of actually works in engineering.
[00:18:25]  Isn't that funny? Paralyzed you are.
[00:18:57]  Wow, that is blowing harder than a...
[00:18:59]  Well, let's not get that.
[00:19:01]  Let's not get that. Blowing harder than a lady when the sailors are in from the sea.
[00:19:05]  All right. That's a creepy movie I saw when I was younger.
[00:19:10]  The sailor who fell from grace from the sea.
[00:19:16]  Will the Europe get hit the same as the U.S.? Yeah, I mean, this thing's out, man.
[00:19:20]  I don't think there's going to be a vaccine.
[00:19:21]  You know, 93% of vaccines fail.
[00:19:26]  Oh, I got a blood punch. I got a blood punch.
[00:19:47]  Well, let's run away from these guys.
[00:19:48]  get a little more ammo it's not going to go well for me here is it You never know. Come on, go glow, go glow!
[00:20:05]  No.
[00:20:06]  No luck.
[00:20:08]  All right.
[00:20:16]  I'm going to focus a little bit more.
[00:20:18]  Sorry, I should have.
[00:20:19]  I should have had another coffee!
[00:20:21]  A Doom Guffy.
[00:20:21]  All right.
[00:20:22]  Let's get this going.
[00:20:23]  Oh, that's a big pile of demon body coming down.
[00:20:49]  Okay.
[00:20:51]  Oh, a whole lot of shaking going on.
[00:20:57]  Alright, so we go okay for health, right?
[00:21:00]  Although I really should be getting some ammo, right?
[00:21:03]  Should we chain gun it? I said chain gun!
[00:21:06]  Alright, here we go. So I gotta blood punch this guy first, right?
[00:21:14]  Oh, okay, I got him.
[00:21:16]  At least I could get him. Should we go get the health?
[00:21:18]  Yeah. Let's see what other horrible things, horrible ways we've got to...
[00:21:23]  What the... All right.
[00:21:29]  Here we go. Here we go.
[00:21:33]  Now we're cooking with gas.
[00:21:35]  Actually, kind of literally these days with this game, right?
[00:21:37]  Because that's how you get your ammo!
[00:21:39]  All right. Pretty sure this violates the non-aggression principle.
[00:21:45]  Pretty sure it doesn't, actually, because I'm not initiating the use of force here.
[00:21:49]  I'm simply responding to a demonic invasion.
[00:21:52]  So, totally different.
[00:21:55]  Only 10% of the U.S. GDP is foreign trade, much higher for Europe.
[00:21:58]  Is that true? I was nowhere of that.
[00:22:00]  I would have guessed that it was higher.
[00:22:02]  So, thank you for keeping us up to date on that.
[00:22:07]  Alright, so this is a dead end back here.
[00:22:09]  No funky stuff over here.
[00:22:11]  That's where we came from.
[00:22:13]  Use your ice grenade. Yeah, so here's what I've got to do.
[00:22:17]  I've got... Which one is it?
[00:22:18]  Is it the shotgun that has those magic missiles?
[00:22:21]  No, that's a zoom in.
[00:22:26]  Ah, these are the magic missiles.
[00:22:27]  So I need to get used to using these, right?
[00:22:30]  I know they're not magic missiles, but hey man, I played Dungeons& Dragons.
[00:22:32]  seconds.
[00:22:33]  Give me a break.
[00:22:33]  Oh, that's kind of handy.
[00:22:44]  Whoa.
[00:22:50]  Not sure why he got bisected like Eric the Half of being Monty Python, but I guess he did.
[00:22:57]  Okay.
[00:23:02]  Whoa. If you upgrade this, your magic missiles will be continuous.
[00:23:08]  Yes, thank you.
[00:23:09]  You know, I'm old enough to remember when Castle Wumpelstein had the bodies turn every which way you went.
[00:23:15]  All right.
[00:23:23]  Running away is the best way to play.
[00:23:31]  Oh, no health.
[00:23:33]  All right. Can I set someone on fire?
[00:23:36]  Yes, I can. No, I can't.
[00:23:37]  Apparently, I just can't.
[00:23:40]  The other plasma gun mod is much better.
[00:23:41]  I don't have the other plasma gun mod, I'm afraid.
[00:23:45]  Alright, let's see. Yay!
[00:23:55]  Lost your weapon now, haven't you?
[00:23:56]  You're like the left without the mainstream media.
[00:23:58]  Whoa. Oh, roly-poly.
[00:24:04]  Are you going to vanish on me? No?
[00:24:07]  Oh, there you go. Persistence is not the key.
[00:24:10]  I should get the other chaingun mod.
[00:24:12]  Yeah, no, that would be great. If you could tell me where these mods are, I'd be thrilled.
[00:24:15]  All right. That's where I came from.
[00:24:19]  Oh, man, look at this.
[00:24:20]  They broke the railing. That's so rude.
[00:24:23]  All right. Always check in back here.
[00:24:26]  Do not enter. Like the legs of a virtuous woman prior to marriage.
[00:24:32]  All right. What have we got here?
[00:24:35]  Nothing back here. The number of years I spent in convention centers selling my software, I gotta tell you, presentations, it's not new to me.
[00:24:47]  Wait, there was more here, weren't there?
[00:24:56]  Where did these guys go? I always have this demon counter in my head, which is kind of why I don't talk to the mainstream media.
[00:25:03]  All right, let's vote, my friends.
[00:25:05]  What should I do? Mobile turret.
[00:25:10]  You leave it behind somewhere?
[00:25:11]  What the heck does that do? Mobile turret.
[00:25:18]  Chaingun turret. You think that's what I should do?
[00:25:20]  Mobile turret is good.
[00:25:23]  Shield is good, too.
[00:25:25]  Energy shield? Oh, wow.
[00:25:31]  That's pretty good. Okay, you know what?
[00:25:34]  Given my playstyle...
[00:25:35]  I think I'm going to go with energy shield.
[00:25:39]  Thank you. Yeah, I am a bit of a rush in with fools rush in where angels fear to tread, right?
[00:25:48]  That? Yeah, that's where it came from.
[00:25:50]  All right. That is very unsafe.
[00:25:53]  Okay, so let me just get the hang of this.
[00:25:54]  So in here, you're saying, if I understand this correctly...
[00:25:57]  Oh, do I even have any weapons for this?
[00:25:59]  I think. I just got ammo, didn't I? There we go.
[00:26:01]  Ooh! Daddy's got a shield.
[00:26:04]  Steph won't use this, so what's the point?
[00:26:07]  That's funny. All right.
[00:26:09]  That's where we came from.
[00:26:11]  That's what we got here.
[00:26:13]  I guess we can go and get some health, right?
[00:26:18]  Anything else back here? Can we get a generation check-in chat?
[00:26:26]  What generation is everyone? I'm here to rep Gen Z. Yeah, I'm Gen Z, right?
[00:26:29]  I mean, I often get mistaken for a boomer because, you know, bald equals boomer.
[00:26:33]  Unless you're still at a corner.
[00:26:35]  Wait, no, she's probably a boomer too.
[00:26:36]  Okay, I have a feeling this is not going to go well.
[00:26:39]  Oh, is that my auto map?
[00:26:41]  Do you want to go to the Slayer Gate?
[00:26:43]  It's up there. Up where?
[00:26:44]  Where? Ooh, I do want to go to the Slayer Gate.
[00:26:48]  But how do I get there? Twitch, Twitch.
[00:26:51]  That's where I came from. A medium millennial, Ernie Bourne millennial, on the wall.
[00:26:58]  Oops. Jeez.
[00:26:59]  I'll get there. Hang on.
[00:27:04]  I do want to go to the Slayer Gate.
[00:27:06]  That's the useless battle that's kind of fun, right?
[00:27:09]  Oh, on the broken wall. Thank you.
[00:27:14]  Oh, oh, there, there.
[00:27:15]  That's what you're saying. Punch a Slayer Gate.
[00:27:19]  Wait, I punched this? No, I have to go get a key, right?
[00:27:22]  Okay. I use this to get over here, right?
[00:27:29]  Okay, so I have this key, but I don't think I can go anywhere through here, right?
[00:27:33]  Now, down here?
[00:27:37]  Good! Well, that helps.
[00:27:38]  Let's go back up here. Now I can go in, right?
[00:27:45]  Should I? 83 is Gen X? Wait, what's beyond...
[00:27:51]  No, I thought 67.
[00:27:54]  This is really difficult, by the way.
[00:27:55]  Wait, are you guys saying that I can't handle it or can't handle it?
[00:27:59]  I've done one Slayer Gelt before, although I will tell you it took me a couple of tries.
[00:28:04]  It's fun. Gaming since Pong.
[00:28:07]  Yeah, I remember when I first came to Canada, I lived in Whitby with a half-brother of my mother's, and he had a Pong game.
[00:28:16]  And it was okay.
[00:28:17]  It was okay. I did like...
[00:28:20]  What I really liked was Space Invaders, of course.
[00:28:23]  But my very first favorite early game was a game for the Atari 800 and 400 called Star Raiders.
[00:28:28]  It was 8K of gaming goodness.
[00:28:32]  What the heck has this did?
[00:28:34]  Oh, look at me using my shield and everything.
[00:28:42]  Okay.
[00:28:44]  What the... What the?
[00:28:47]  I don't think backing away is going to help me.
[00:28:51]  Can I get me some health?
[00:28:52]  Oh, look, there's a helmet. Oh, that's going to make all the difference in the world, isn't it?
[00:28:56]  Oh, let's get that helmet.
[00:28:58]  Oh, sorry, that health, that helmet.
[00:29:00]  Oh, I remember this map.
[00:29:05]  Did I deserve that? No.
[00:29:06]  Will I take it?
[00:29:07]  I absolutely will.
[00:29:07]  What the?
[00:29:20]  Whoa, slay a dude.
[00:29:26]  Little overkill there, right?
[00:29:27]  Yes, it is. Little overkill there, too.
[00:29:31]  And it's like, it's just a whittle down, right?
[00:29:32]  Like, every single dude you get is like one dude you have to get less, right?
[00:29:37]  That's all I can tell you. Uh, now it's basically telling me...
[00:29:43]  Whoa, the...
[00:29:45]  Ah! Ah! We're going to get some health here.
[00:29:49]  Okay, a little health here. I'll get that health.
[00:29:57]  health, thank you very much.
[00:29:58]  And I'm guessing we need some ammo.
[00:29:59]  Whoa.
[00:30:10]  Oh, could have used that health, right?
[00:30:16]  Thank you.
[00:30:17]  Could have used that health, and we'll get that health.
[00:30:19]  Hey, look at that.
[00:30:26]  I'm not saying we're going to stay that way, but we are that way for now.
[00:30:31]  Okay, let's get him a little fire.
[00:30:35]  Oh, let's get him a little fire.
[00:30:41]  Chaos! Chaos!
[00:30:46]  Uh... Uh-huh.
[00:30:55]  Stay, my friend. Let me get your health.
[00:30:57]  And you, too, my friend.
[00:31:01]  Whoa. Okay. I think I'm going to need...
[00:31:05]  Oh, down to 92 health.
[00:31:14]  Hey, not too bad, right? Okay, time to get away from you, and you, and you, and you.
[00:31:34]  Hey, warp it in is cheating.
[00:31:36]  I keep saying that. I don't get to warp in.
[00:31:39]  Oh, bad weapon, bad weapon.
[00:31:43]  Okay, run away from these dudes, run away from these dudes.
[00:31:46]  Why do I feel like I should punch that?
[00:31:52]  Tyrant. Oh, this is not the place to go, man.

=== Why It Feels Worse (07:48) ===

[00:32:06]  But you know what? It could be worse.
[00:32:10]  Up and run.
[00:32:11]  Up and run.
[00:32:14]  I don't want that health yet, right?
[00:32:21]  Up and run.
[00:32:28]  I will take this health, though.
[00:32:34]  Oh, bad, bad, bad.
[00:32:35]  Run away, run away, run away.
[00:32:37]  Whoa, what the heck was that glowing thing?
[00:32:44]  Okay.
[00:32:48]  This is actually quite tough, I will tell you that.
[00:32:51]  I don't need that help yet, right?
[00:33:08]  This, I don't know if there seems to be a bit too much chaos.
[00:33:12]  And I will take that health.
[00:33:14]  I will take that. Oh my gosh.
[00:33:17]  Alright.
[00:33:18]  That is not the right weapon for me.
[00:33:20]  me.
[00:33:28]  Well, that was quite intense.
[00:33:30]  All right, do we need more chainsawing action?
[00:33:38]  Whoa, I think we do.
[00:33:40]  Oh, run away. I have improved.
[00:33:47]  Well, you know, you're never too old to learn, right?
[00:33:51]  Except I should...
[00:33:54]  Bad, bad, bad.
[00:33:58]  All right. Oh, glowing guy is very bad.
[00:34:06]  There was a health around here somewhere, right?
[00:34:07]  I feel like my GPU is belting down, though.
[00:34:10]  Yeah, low ammo, low health.
[00:34:11]  I got it. I got it.
[00:34:17]  There was snow this morning, right?
[00:34:18]  Oh, there's health there.
[00:34:34]  I will take that. Thank you very much.
[00:34:40]  I think that's a bit of running away, right?
[00:34:46]  That is some vivid sound, man.
[00:34:53]  Oh, that's bad.
[00:34:56]  Dudes. See, I don't mind if we whittle it down to something a bit more manageable, right?
[00:35:01]  There's just so many bad dudes at the moment.
[00:35:06]  Okay, running away from that.
[00:35:08]  And that.
[00:35:10]  Can I get up here?
[00:35:17]  Yes, right.
[00:35:19]  I tell you, if I can't get this though, I do not think I will try it again.
[00:35:29]  Okay.
[00:35:30]  Because it is a long haul, man, getting rid of these guys.
[00:35:34]  It's the same battle, though, that we've seen before, right?
[00:35:46]  It's the same battle.
[00:35:52]  Oh, come on. Give me that health.
[00:35:53]  Alright.
[00:35:53]  Whoa.
[00:35:54]  Ah.
[00:36:06]  I feel like there's a lot of bad dudes around.
[00:36:10]  Now let's get away from here.
[00:36:11]  Oh, oh, bad, bad, bad.
[00:36:20]  Oh, uh...
[00:36:30]  I'm going to need some ammo.
[00:36:31]  What am I down to?
[00:36:33]  I am down to low.
[00:36:36]  This is like lower intestine work of hell itself.
[00:36:52]  Thank you.
[00:36:57]  Alright, so what's the best weapon for...
[00:36:59]  Oh my gosh, more. Ooh,
[00:37:30]  uh-huh. Alright.
[00:37:34]  Uh, sorry.
[00:37:35]  I'm, like, very keen on finishing this.
[00:37:38]  What the? No, wrong key.
[00:37:39]  Wrong key, my friends!
[00:37:41]  Oh, bad, bad, bad. Alright, let's get some health here.
[00:37:59]  You coming around?
[00:38:00]  60 is not great.
[00:38:08]  Oh.
[00:38:15]  56 is even worse.
[00:38:19]  And let's not get health on this.
[00:38:20]  Ah!
[00:38:28]  Oh! Oh, I didn't make it!
[00:38:31]  I've got to hit the tall guy so I can stop hitting you with rocket span.
[00:38:35]  All right. Well, that's all right.
[00:38:37]  We'll continue.
[00:38:38]  Oh, I shouldn't have continued that, right?
[00:38:41]  Any luck with the horns?
[00:38:43]  Yeah, it was close, eh?
[00:38:44]  It was close. All right.
[00:38:46]  Let's do one little bit more.
[00:38:50]  Slay a gator's heart. Use mods.
[00:38:52]  Yeah, thanks. I appreciate that.
[00:38:57]  You know, I'm not sure. I know what you're saying.
[00:38:59]  Like, video games are a waste of time.
[00:39:01]  Like, I kind of get what you're saying.
[00:39:02]  But they are... I won't do that again, because that just takes forever, man.
[00:39:05]  That's like a whole other level.
[00:39:08]  Alright, so where do I go from here?
[00:39:11]  You know, if I ever play it again, I will try it again.
[00:39:16]  Is there an official Discord server?
[00:39:18]  There is, in fact, a free domain Discord server.
[00:39:21]  You can get a hold of it.
[00:39:24]  Oh, that's that place.
[00:39:28]  You can get a hold of it from...
[00:39:30]  You have to kill the big ones so that it finishes.
[00:39:47]  Okay, I'll let you guys write. Shall I try Skyrim playthrough going to happen?
[00:39:51]  Boy, that's a while. Do you guys want me to try that again?

=== Go For The Big Guys (08:05) ===

[00:39:54]  Shall I try the Slayer Gate again and go for the big guys first?
[00:39:59]  You guys let me know. Slayergate.
[00:40:04]  Yes or no? Just type Y or N and I will be at your command.
[00:40:09]  I will be at your command.
[00:40:11]  No. No, no, no.
[00:40:12]  Nah, nah, nah. Okay, yeah. It's not super exciting, right?
[00:40:16]  But now the question is, where the heck are we supposed to go?
[00:40:19]  If it ain't the Slayergate.
[00:40:21]  Yes, yes, yes. Oh, oh.
[00:40:23]  Looks like the yeses. Yeah, no, no.
[00:40:25]  I'll prioritize the big guys for sure.
[00:40:29]  Yes? Alright. Yes, it is.
[00:40:31]  Alright. Looks like you guys are saying yes.
[00:40:33]  Uh, wait. Now, the embarrassing thing is, where the heck was that Slayer Gate?
[00:40:36]  Oh, there it is. Okay. Alright.
[00:40:41]  Here we go. So, go for the big guys, right?
[00:40:45]  Just one more try.
[00:40:51]  Okay, well that's enough of those big guys.
[00:40:58]  Whoa.
[00:41:07]  All right.
[00:41:33]  so far, not bad.
[00:41:35]  Oh, that was very, very bad.
[00:41:44]  Alright. I will take that health with gratitude.
[00:41:58]  And, yeah. Oh, we need to get a little ammo, right?
[00:42:00]  Yeah. Could have used a little health there.
[00:42:18]  We will take that health. And that health too.
[00:42:31]  Alright, still not getting these big guys though yet, right?
[00:42:35]  Alright, so what's the best weapon for the big guys?
[00:42:39]  Ah, the shield I'm sure helps quite a bit.
[00:42:41]  And this dude?
[00:42:53]  Oops, miss.
[00:42:55]  Well, I'll take a little helmet.
[00:42:56]  Oh, that's good, right?
[00:43:05]  I got one of the big guys. You're out of glory kill.
[00:43:09]  What? Oh, time to get away from these guys, right?
[00:43:20]  That's not going to work.
[00:43:21]  That's not going to work.
[00:43:23]  Ooh, 16 health.
[00:43:25]  That's definitely not going to work.
[00:43:26]  All right, let's keep running away.
[00:43:28]  And we will get ourselves...
[00:43:30]  Ooh, helpful.
[00:43:33]  Very helpful. Very helpful.
[00:43:36]  Super helpful. Whoa.
[00:43:50]  All right. Oh, let's let him jump away.
[00:44:02]  Oh, now it's time to get away from that dude.
[00:44:07]  Change for the glowy guy.
[00:44:08]  I have enough fuel? Really? I never think of doing that.
[00:44:11]  I appreciate that tip.
[00:44:13]  I hope you're not a troll trying to get me killed.
[00:44:17]  It would not be the first time.
[00:44:19]  I can saw the big guy.
[00:44:30]  Really? No, I can't.
[00:44:33]  Not that guy, anyway.
[00:44:34]  Oh, you people turning on me viciously.
[00:44:37]  That is very pretty, actually, in its own odd way.
[00:44:46]  That is very pretty.
[00:44:52]  Oh, bad things are happening.
[00:44:56]  We have one health...
[00:44:59]  I used the fuel, that's why.
[00:45:00]  Oh, is that it? Alright.
[00:45:02]  Do you guys see any health around?
[00:45:04]  Oh, very bad.
[00:45:19]  Thank you.
[00:45:20]  Oh! Try out the ice bomb.
[00:45:24]  You know, that's a good idea. Now go chainsaw him.
[00:45:28]  I don't know, guys. What do you think?
[00:45:29]  Is this any fun to watch? So close.
[00:45:34]  Rockets and ballista. Freeze grenade.
[00:45:36]  You know what? Let's try one more.
[00:45:38]  What the heck? You know what?
[00:45:43]  This is a challenge, right?
[00:45:45]  This is a challenge.
[00:45:46]  It certainly is a challenge when I do that kind of stuff.
[00:46:14]  Alright, so what you're saying is, my chainsaw stuff, right?
[00:46:19]  Alright.
[00:46:26]  Alright, so the key thing is I gotta get the big guys, so the key thing is I gotta get the big guys, What the? Oh, yeah.
[00:46:51]  Sorry. Chickened out.
[00:46:53]  I just chickened out.
[00:46:55]  What the...
[00:47:05]  Okay, that's quite a lot of framing.
[00:47:08]  Oh, chaingun? Alright. Oops.
[00:47:26]  Whoa, dude. See, that's what I like.
[00:47:30]  I can get them and then they just appear and you get rid of them that way.
[00:47:33]  That cost me a little bit more help than it gave me, I think. - We will get that health, and if I can steer clear of these guys...
[00:47:52]  All right.

=== Running Low on Health (03:41) ===

[00:47:59]  I use the big three fuel on the big guy.
[00:48:21]  No. Alright.
[00:48:25]  I guess I... Where's my fuel?
[00:48:26]  how much fuel I have.
[00:48:28]  A little lust, a little lust.
[00:48:45]  Alright, what have we got going on here?
[00:48:46]  Gas symbol, bottom right.
[00:48:53]  Gas symbol, bottom right.
[00:49:00]  But I keep using it up in a bad way, right?
[00:49:03]  That was not ideal.
[00:49:17]  So...
[00:49:21]  Oh man, I can't believe I still have stuff down here.
[00:49:25]  What the...
[00:49:26]  Okay, that's bad.
[00:49:30]  Bad things are happening, but it's kind of fun.
[00:49:34]  Like philosophy as a whole.
[00:49:36]  What the?
[00:49:42]  the...
[00:49:44]  That is some crazy firepower, man.
[00:49:46]  Ugh.
[00:49:51]  Yeah, these rocket spam is pretty rough, right?
[00:50:00]  Ooh, that's bad.
[00:50:01]  All right, let's see if we can get ourselves a little more ammo and stay away from these dudes.
[00:50:08]  Uh, ooh, uh...
[00:50:12]  But the ammo is what we are looking for.
[00:50:14]  Actually, that shutter kind of helped in a weird way.
[00:50:22]  Alright, let's get a little more ammo.
[00:50:35]  Alright.
[00:50:45]  Get a little health. Oh shoot, wrong weapon.
[00:50:51]  Oh, stay away from that dude.
[00:50:52]  Come on, he's getting kind of bloody here, right?
[00:51:05]  Come on.
[00:51:23]  Oh man, these guys are everywhere.
[00:51:26]  And not in a good way.
[00:51:31]  I assume they don't regenerate, right?
[00:51:39]  Man, this is brutal.

=== Man Brings Brutality (01:27) ===

[00:51:41]  Oh, oh, oh! There we go.
[00:51:46]  Close the borders. Alright, one down.
[00:51:53]  Are you interested in Final Fantasy?
[00:51:54]  Oh, I've never played that, actually.
[00:51:55]  What the...
[00:52:06]  Oh, okay.
[00:52:16]  A little low on the old health here.
[00:52:17]  I can't fail me now.
[00:52:19]  I cannot fail it now.
[00:52:20]  Oh my gosh. No!
[00:52:25]  No, that's going to get me some health, right?
[00:52:30]  That is not going to get me some health.
[00:52:35]  Oh, greedily, I thirstily, oh my gosh.
[00:52:39]  Oh, no luck!
[00:52:45]  No luck. All right. I'm going to stop here.
[00:52:47]  But thanks, guys, so much. It was fun.
[00:52:49]  I will give it a shot next time.
[00:52:53]  And yeah, I guess I got a good interview coming up tomorrow.
[00:52:58]  And practice to use the ice bomb.
[00:53:00]  All right. I will give it a try.
[00:53:03]  But yeah, thanks, guys.
[00:53:04]  I appreciate it. And have yourself a great, great evening.
[00:53:08]  Well, just a great afternoon.