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Donald Trump is a threat to democracy, but it's like their slogan.
I'm a threat to democracy.
I'm the opposite.
They're the threat to democracy.
Well, my reaction was: I was at Costco, my watch started to buzz, and I got so excited I started leaking.
The clock is ticking.
Believe it or not, there's only 152 days left till you get to vote.
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Gonna play our guitars and sing you a country song.
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If you want to join us, new poll finding dramatically fewer Republicans and independents care about Trump's bookkeeping error conviction.
For months, the media, the mob have been salivating over the prospect of calling Donald Trump a convicted felon.
Now, I don't spend much time online, but some friend of mine that does says, you have no idea what's going on out there.
I'm like, no, I don't because I don't live in that very dark world, which is social media.
Linda, how dark is the world?
You spend a lot more time on it than I do, for one.
Getting pretty dark out there, right?
I'd say it's pretty bad.
Yeah, it's a gross place.
Like, if I wanted to feel really crappy about myself, the best thing I could do is go online and start reading all the comments about how horrible I am, right?
Honestly, just look at some of the posts.
The posts are horrific.
Oh, it's unbelievable.
So, you know, I tend not to want to, you know, really care what people that don't like me anyway think about me.
But putting all that aside, the Biden re-election campaign, pinning their hopes on lawfare and friendly media mob outlets predicting the voters would desert Trump in droves the moment that the words guilty as charge came out.
Now that the guilty verdict, thanks to their weaponization of justice, has become a reality.
It looks like the political winds have shifted.
Why?
Because a brand new poll finds dramatically fewer Republicans and independent voters actually give an Adam shift that a corrupt Democratic judge and a biased Democratic jury in a venue where nine out of ten voters in the jury pool are hardcore leftist Democrats,
the most liberal city in America, tried to impact the election based on nonsense crimes from eight years ago and a bookkeeping error and all the other problems associated with it, which we have gone into great specificity and great detail in this program, took place.
But that's where we are as a country.
I'd like to know some, get some answers.
Did Alvin Bragg withhold exculpatory evidence as suggested by Bob Costello from the indicting grand jury?
If they knew about this evidence ahead of time, they had a legal moral obligation, a legal one, more importantly, to tell the jury about it.
Was the Biden donor judge obligated to recuse himself?
Well, based on my reading of the statute, yes, he was.
Never mind the daughter and her ties to Democratic fundraising and such.
Were Donald Trump's Sixth Amendment rights violated by not telling him the crime he was even charged with?
We didn't know about that till the end.
Even top legal experts at liberal newspapers and even on fake news channels like CNN, even they understood this.
Did the judge allow prejudicial information during the trial, especially, oh, this is a campaign violation, and allow the prosecution to say things that were absolutely not established by the evidence at all in any way, not part of a bookkeeping error?
You know, did they forget the testimony of Michael Cohn, who said that he did this on his own and told people repeatedly he did this on his own without telling President Trump, then Donald Trump, then later President Trump?
You know, did New York even have the jurisdiction for a federal election law?
Did the judge violate two Supreme Court decisions?
We've gone into great detail.
The latest 2020, Ramos versus Louisiana, in his jury instructions that very clearly mandated unanimity of the jury on all issues, which he gave directions that were the exact opposite.
You know, it's just outright weaponization of justice, lawfare, whatever you want to call it, dual justice system.
And when I said from the beginning, Donald Trump can't get a fair trial in New York, he didn't get a fair trial in New York.
And by the way, in that civil case, Mar-a-Lago is not worth $18 million.
But, you know, that's the established valuation of a judge that clearly could have done his due diligence but chose not to.
But anyway, if you look at, you know, all the polls that are coming out, Donald Trump's doing fine.
And Trump launches a new campaign to get his supporters, by the way.
This is something I've been saying, and I'm glad President Trump is on board.
And that is pulling out all the stops he can to get his supporters to bank their votes this year as early as they can.
No, it's not the system that we want.
I would prefer Election Day to be a national holiday.
I'd prefer paper ballots.
I prefer one-day voting with exceptions for the elderly, the infirmed, military, et cetera.
But otherwise, one voting day, paper ballots, voter ID, signature verification.
For the ballots that are mailed in, I'd prefer that you have chain of custody controls where any ballot that comes in is on videotape from the second it arrives till the second it's counted.
I would want updated voter rolls.
I want partisan observers to watch the vote all day and the vote counting all night.
And I'm not talking about 10,000 feet away like in 2020.
But that not being the case, Republicans embrace early voting and voting by mail.
It works in Florida.
I can tell you that.
They perfected the system down here.
They had their hiccups in the beginning, but they got it to a point where it really works.
It works very, very well.
And then, of course, Republicans need to match and hopefully surpass Democrats on the issue of legal ballot harvesting and any issues that are arising in terms of constitutionality as it relates to voting in individual states, especially swing states, they need to start dealing with those issues now and not wait till after the election.
That point, it's almost impossible to undo something that should have been corrected before the election.
But anyway, so the president is saying Republicans must win.
We'll use every appropriate tool to beat Democrats because they're destroying the country, he argued in his statement.
And I will be interviewing President Trump tonight on Hannity, 9 Eastern on the Fox News channel.
This is something that I will bring up with him.
He emphasized that whether you vote absentee by mail, early, in person, or on election day, we're going to protect the vote.
We make sure your ballot is secure.
Your voice is heard.
We must swamp the radical Democrats with massive turnout.
The way to win is to swamp them.
If we swamp them, the votes with votes, they can't cheat.
You need to make a plan, register, and vote any way possible.
And in other words, get over your reluctance and resistance to voting early and voting by mail.
Some of you hearing my voice say this again are a little sick and tired of it and don't agree with me.
That's okay.
I can take the heat because I know that I'm right.
You cannot start out Election Day down hundreds of thousands of votes.
You can't and expect to win.
Anyway, we got a lot of ground to cover today, not the least of which is what's going on in that Delaware courtroom.
Now, as I said, I didn't think Trump would get a fair trial in New York.
He didn't get a fair trial.
The civil case was a joke with the valuation.
It's about valuations, except Mar-a-Lago is valuated at $18 million.
And that in and of itself is a joke to anybody that can peruse the Palm Beach, Florida price of real estate on Zillow at any given moment of time.
By the way, Speaker Johnson is leading a push.
And again, I don't think Republicans in the House have a bigger majority, big enough majority, but he's looking to defund Biden's DOJ after the disaster that was yesterday.
It was a disaster yesterday.
But Merrick Garland, I mean, he got hammered on everything.
The idea that he's going to protect Joe Biden and not release the audio recordings of the Robert Hurr Biden interview where Biden's like, in 2009, was I still vice president?
Yeah, Joe, you still were.
You know, it's interesting.
There was a post.
Somebody sent this to me today.
I guess it was in the Wall Street Journal.
They're reporting key Democrats believe Biden is in fact suffering from cognitive decline.
It's only taken them four plus years to catch up with this show and me.
But in response, the White House pressured at least four of them to retract their statements.
Representative Jim Himes, Representative Adam Smith, Representative Rosa DeLauro, Representative Gregory Meeks.
That was a bit of a surprise.
By the way, here's a scary thought.
Apparently, BlackRock and Citadel Securities, these are two very big, well-known Wall Street firms.
They're now planning to start a new national stock exchange in Texas to take on the New York Stock Exchange per the Wall Street Journal.
If that is true, and the Texas Stock Exchange has raised $120 million, they plan to file registration documents with the U.S. Security and Exchange Committee.
That is just one more example.
You talk about Wall Street South pretty much being Miami now.
Whether or not that takes, but you have all of these top companies now moving down to Florida because they're escaping burdensome regulation, high taxes, quality of life issues, the issue of defund, dismantled, no bail laws, and a host of proposed taxes that will literally destroy everything they've worked their entire lives for.
I mean, now they're talking in New York.
They have a congestion tax they've been putting in place, although I think the governor wants to put a slight pause on it.
I mean, just for driving your car into the city in California, because the price of gasoline they drove up through the roof caused many people to go, okay, I'll finally give in.
I'll get an electric vehicle.
I can't afford the high price of gasoline, which is like twice the national average.
And now, guess what?
And by the way, it may be a bigger polluter than a gas-powered vehicle, according to one report, which we had gone into great detail.
But more importantly, on electric vehicles, they're also a little bit more dangerous.
So we are learning because they're heavier if they're involved in a car accident.
And then how do you ever get rid of the batteries that you have to pillage Mother Earth for and the manganese and the cobalt and the nickel and everything else in between?
But anyway, back to Merrick Garland.
It was a disaster for him yesterday.
He's going to run interference, won't allow the recordings of the Biden-Hur interview.
Was I still vice president in 2009?
Yeah, you started being vice president in 2009, Joe, and all the other insane things that they concluded.
Yeah, he'll come off as a nice old man to a jury who's very forgetful.
Oh, okay, there's a reason not to indict him, but indict Donald Trump.
No reasonable prosecutor would prosecute Hillary.
And Merrick Garland saying it's a conspiracy theory.
The DOJ was involved with the Trump hush money case.
Well, Matt Gates tried to address that issue and said, okay, will you please explain to us and maybe tell us and provide all the documents, communications with Alvin Bragg, Letitia James, and Fonnie Willis's offices?
Oh, no, I can't do that.
Really?
You know, then, of course, Matt Gates saying Garland says that as a judge, he never gave political donations.
He then says that he won't comment on Judge Murshon in the hush money case.
Why not?
I mean, are there not rules for judges to recuse themselves?
You know, Garland testifying he had nothing to do with Matthew Colangelo working in the hush money case.
Why would the third highest ranking Justice Department Official leave that prestigious spot to go prosecute Donald Trump in New York City.
That makes no sense.
That's not exactly the average career move you would see, unless it's a weaponized justice system.
Or Jim Jordan telling Garland that Jack Smith tried to prosecute the same people targeted by Obama's IRS.
Oops, that kind of took me by surprise.
Pressing Garland on Jack Smith's admission in a filing in the Florida case, which, by the way, they're going to have a hearing, according to Judge Eileen Cannon, as to whether or not the appointment of the special prosecutor was even legitimate, considering there was no approval by Congress and they gave him such broad powers.
Pretty unbelievable.
I mean, this was a pretty unbelievable day yesterday.
Anyway, we have the latest from the courtroom as it relates to Hunter Biden.
We'll tell you about all of that.
And we just got a lot of ground to cover today.
We'll also check in with all things simple man Bill O'Reilly.
Lee Zeldom will join us today, Donald Trump for the hour tonight on Hannity from Mar-a-Lago on the Vox News channel.
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We have fantastical developments in the case of.
Is that in my ear only?
That was in your ear, but we could certainly say it on the air if you so like, boss.
No, that's okay.
Fantastical developments in the case.
In the case of, this is obviously an inside joke.
In the case of Hunter Biden.
Now, Miranda Devine, who's been in the courtroom and she's been on Hannity and we've been covering it with her, you know, reports today that Hunter's courtroom defense strategy is including an enthusiastic attempt to throw the widow of his brother Bo, who passed away, not in Iraq, but from cancer.
It's sad when you lose a brother, but anyway, to throw him under the bus, the widow, his former girlfriend, former wife of his brother.
She was the wife of his brother before she became his girlfriend.
Anyway, her name is Hallie Biden.
And, you know, obviously Hunter's former girlfriend, the widow of his brother Bo, threw his new gun in a trash can that was outside a nearby gourmet market.
And she will be the prosecution's fourth witness after Hunter's ex-wife, Kathleen Boole, and his ex-lover, some other girl.
But anyway, Hunter introduced Haley apparently to crack cocaine, according to the prosecutor, Derek Hines.
But before she threw the gun out, she had been clean for two months and remains clean.
And she's going to testify under the grant of immunity to avoid potentially incriminating herself.
But in a sign that Hunter plans to throw Haley under the bus, his attorney, Abby Lowell, who's a real attorney, I've known Abby Lowell for years.
There's not many really killer attorneys in D.C., but he's one of them.
Anyway, highlighting her grant of immunity to the jury as a reason to treat her testimony with caution, which, by the way, was the case in the New York farce case against Donald Trump.
Farcical, even.
But anyway, he portrayed Haley as irresponsible in her handling of the gun, or as Hunter told her in a text exchange from his laptop, totally irresponsible and, quote, unhinged.
Now, Hunter put the gun in a lockbox in his truck, said Lowell.
But Hallie took it on herself to take the gun and the bullets and put it in the bag and decided to drive her car with the bag to a market where she took the bag and put it in the trash can in front of the store and left.
Now, in the insular Biden dynasty, being on the outside is a hostile place.
And that may be where Hallie, the daughter of a local dry cleaner who married the Prince, now finds herself.
It's just sad.
The whole sordid affair is sad.
He's fantastical in so many different ways.
But anyway, Biden's prosecutor wants to extend Donald Trump's gag order through July 11th.
Gee, don't ever let the guy talk.
I mean, I guess that's the new rule.
But we do have a lot of other developments.
Let me get into them here.
One development, by the way, and I hesitate to use the phrase, but it kind of looks like the walls may be closing in on the Biden crime family because Hunter Biden is currently on trial with the gun crimes now.
He goes on trial in September for tax evasion, and one has to wonder if Joe Biden's going to be implicated in this.
My biggest problem is I don't trust the prosecutor in this case, David Weiss, because he had years to investigate this case, allowed the statute of limitations to run out on tax charges during the ever-so important burisma years.
And the original plan, plan A, was no charges against Hunter at all.
And then out come the IRS whistleblowers, and that kind of blew up that plan.
So plan B was the plea agreement, the sweetheart plea agreement, and that fell apart in front of a judge in Delaware, thankfully, that actually read the agreement and asked the defense, have you ever in your life seen an agreement such as this?
And they had to admit, no, they did not.
Anyway, we got word that the House today issued criminal referrals from both Hunter and Jim Biden, which a brand new Trump Justice Department would be certain to pursue in January.
And that's not lawfare.
Anyway, House Republicans referred Hunter and James Biden to the DOJ on Wednesday for criminal prosecution over allegations they lied to Congress during their closed-door interviews about their business dealings.
Now, James Comer, Jim Jordan, Jason Smith detailed in a letter what they described as overwhelming evidence of felony, false statement, and perjury violations.
A letter addressed to the Attorney General Merrick Garland, and we know he's not going to do anything about this.
And the special counsel David Weiss include a 60-page brief about the lies that the chairmen are alleging that the president's son and brother told their committees, respective committees, during the meetings with Congress in February.
Hunter Biden and James Biden made provably false statements to the Oversight Committee Judiciary Committee about key aspects of the impeachment inquiry in what appears to be a conscious effort to hinder the investigation's focus on President Joe Biden.
They said that Hunter Biden perjured himself in his deposition when he was grilled by lawmakers about a WhatsApp message that the first son wrote the executive of a Chinese energy company and a conglomerate in 2017.
In the message, Hunter Biden wielded his father's political influence to pressure the apparent recipient, Raymond Zhao, to pay him.
They also alleged that Hunter Biden purjured himself when he said he did not hold a corporate secretary position with an entity called Rosemond Seneca B-O-H-A-I.
I don't know how to say it properly, so I'm not spelling it.
Don't want Linda on my case.
The chairman recommended Biden be prosecuted for false statements as well.
He interviewed with Congress in a voluntary format, if you recall.
I remember they issued the second subpoena, which they wouldn't have done to any Republican.
But anyway, he interviewed with Congress in that format, which meant he did not take an oath at the start of it the way Hunter Biden did.
The Republican lawmakers said James Biden lied when he said he was not present for a meeting that featured Joe Biden and a former Biden associate, Tony Bobolinski, at the Beverly Hilton Hotel in California in 2017.
Anyway, these referrals come as the House Oversight Committee, which has been leading the impeachment inquiry nears the conclusion of their investigation, which, because Republicans don't have a majority and they have about 20-plus rhinos in there, are not going to get a vote on the impeachment inquiry, so they have decided to go forward with criminal referrals.
But anyway, one thing that did come out today: the former girlfriend of Hunter Biden testified that Hunter smoked crack every 20 minutes.
By the way, on the addiction stuff, I feel sorry for anybody that's addicted to anything.
I've seen it in my own life, but that's not what this case is about.
And the former girlfriend, her first name is Zoe, last name is Keston, testified under immunity that Biden would smoke crack every 20 minutes during a 2018 trip that they took.
And she said she met Biden in December of 2017 while working at a gentleman's club and said that after he started smoking, he was the same charming person.
And she said the next interaction with Hunter came around January 2018.
There was loud rock music playing upon entering a hotel room, and she saw Hunter smoking crack within the first 10 to 15 minutes of her arrival.
She stayed at the hotel with Hunter for five days.
During that five-day period, she said that Hunter was smoking crack every 20 minutes and added that when they would go out in public or to an event, Hunter would smoke crack once an hour.
One night she said that Hunter left for a business dinner, and Hunter's demeanor during the time was charming, and that she never saw an immediate change in his behavior while he was smoking crack cocaine.
I just don't know enough about these drugs to know anything about it, to be very honest with you.
I just don't, I mean, is that your understanding, Linda?
No, I think you are spot on as usual, boss.
It's just fantastical to listen to.
Okay, are you done?
I'm never done.
I could do this for hours, actually.
We need a whole show just for that.
Okay, I'm glad I can please my wonderful team.
But the laptop from hell, by the way, is now officially government exhibit 16.
So I guess this whole idea that the laptop wasn't real is very real.
Anyway, so a lot went on in the courtroom today.
By the way, did you see Derek Jetas sold his last house in New York?
He's out of the house.
I did not see that.
Where was it?
Page three of the New York Post today.
No, where was the house?
The house, I will give you the details.
Apparently, it was a castle, and it even had a replica of the Statue of Liberty.
No, inside?
No, outside.
Actually, you can see there's a picture of it, page three of the New York Post today, but it was on the market for six years, and he had spent a lot of money renovating a castle, and now it's apparently in contract.
It's 50 miles northwest of New York City in a village called Greenwood Lake.
I'd never heard of it.
It was listed for $6.5 million.
Initially, by the way, attached to a hefty $14.75 million price tag.
Wow, 9,000 square feet.
That's a big decline in value, but whatever.
I'm sure he has his reasons for selling it.
I'm sure he's probably happy about it.
Anyway, so Hunter's going on trial on these gun charges.
And there's a lot of things here that are going to keep coming out.
Now, Jonathan Turley, I think, had a really good analysis of all the events of yesterday.
And that is the prosecutors, they had Hunter speak for himself.
And they started playing excerpts, long excerpts of Hunter's book, his audio book, on his long addiction to drugs and self-proclaimed superpower finding crack anytime, anywhere.
And listening to himself was the president's son, whose counsel had just suggested that Hunter may have had a brief moment where he was drinking as opposed to snorting or smoking.
And Abby Lowell suggested Hunter did not knowingly deny that he was using drugs when he purchased the.38-caliber Colt Cobra revolver.
And somehow the argument for a brief moment, you know, centered on October 12, 2018, and Hunter forgot that he was apparently addicted to drugs at the time.
And the problem is that the next prosecution witness is going to be a Hunter Biden again.
And the day after he bought the gun, Hunter was texting some guy named Mookie to score drugs behind a minor league baseball stadium.
Mookie appears to have come through for Hunter since the next day and two days after denying that he had used drugs, Hunter allegedly texted Hallie Biden that he was waiting for a dealer named Mookie.
Then two days after the gun purchase, you know, he texted, I was sleeping on a car smoking crack on 4th Street and Rodney in that corner appears less than a mile and a half away from the federal courthouse where Hunter is now sitting, five miles from the gun shop where he denied using drugs.
And so all of this testimony is coming out.
But, you know, yet when Hallie saw the gun in the console of Hunter's car, she had the presence of mind to realize that he was an unstable addict and then took the gun, threw it in the dumpster behind the restaurant.
It was found by, thankfully, a responsible citizen who turned it into the police.
And the brutal start of the hearing raises the question again of why Hunter decided to go on trial.
There's no viable defense that I can see.
As good an attorney as Abby Lowell is, I think this is going to be a hard one for him to pull off.
But, you know, he does have a friendly venue in Delaware where everybody knows one another.
And everybody on that jury admitted that, you know, they'd experienced addiction with somebody in their life that they cared about.
And they all rightly see it as a horrible affliction.
And that part, I've never had a problem.
The problem is, you know, my biggest argument with Hunter Biden has been this whole, you know, making money from some of our top geopolitical foes.
I mean, to use the case of Barisma Holdings, he goes on Good Morning America, admits he has no experience in energy, oil, gas, or Ukraine, and yet he's making millions of dollars.
And then the whole issue of October 2015, official Obama administration policy to give loan guarantees to Ukraine because they've made progress on corruption issues.
And then anyway, then according to all the other reports, just thenews.com among them, you know, just a few days before Joe is going to leverage the billion.
You're not getting the billion unless you fire the prosecutor, which would directly benefit his son.
And having a call with his son, who I think was in Dubai at the time or Qatar, Dubai, I think, with Barisma executives, and they needed Washington, D.C. help at the time.
Now, who else gets that kind of money with no experience and a father that leverages a billion taxpayer dollars to get the prosecutor investigating his son and others, you know, off the hook?
Unreal.
Fantastical in so many ways.
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