Oct. 11, 2024 - Rubin Report - Dave Rubin
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♪♪♪ Free abortion! | |
| Yes, queen. Free gender affirming care for migrants. | ||
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Yes, queen. Child tax credits for dogs. | |
| Yes, queen. Ban standardized testing. | ||
| Yes, queen. Different tax rate for white men. | ||
| Yes, queen. She's a yes-queener. | ||
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It's a crazy world, crazy world. | |
| Somebody's gotta have the same views It's a crazy world | ||
| It's a crazy world Somebody's gotta have the same views | ||
| Yes, queen! | ||
| I am Dave Rubin. | ||
| This is The Rubin Report, and it's Friday, which means it's time for another Roundtable Extravaganza. | ||
| And joining me today are the co-hosts of Officially Unfollowed, Aaron Wexler, a.k.a. | ||
| Non-Lib Take, and Emily Wilson, a.k.a. | ||
| Emily Saves America. Erin, Emily, with your hats, I am being informed that this is the most brat show we have ever done on the Rubin Report. | ||
| I was away in August. I don't know exactly what that means, but that's what my people are telling me. | ||
| This is a very brat show with you guys and your fancy hats and sweatshirts and things. | ||
| It's all joy. | ||
| Joy and brat. You know, before we get into it, we're just going to recap some of the crazy political stuff, all the usual cast of characters, Trump and Kamala and Walls and the rest of them. | ||
| I realized right before we started that, Aaron, you are in Los Angeles where I used to live before I moved to the free state of Florida. | ||
| And Aaron, you are in New York, the only other place I lived, which I lived before I lived in Los Angeles. | ||
| Although you do live in Florida, I don't want to besmirch you. | ||
| So this is really capturing my entire life, this show. | ||
| Aaron, how is New York before we do anything? | ||
| You know, the weather's nice, but that's about where it ends. | ||
| I actually posted a video yesterday on Instagram where the overlay audio is just the ghetto! | ||
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And it's just walking around New York with everything so dirty. | |
| I'm just trying not to get stabbed. | ||
| I'm just trying not to get shoved in front of a subway. | ||
| I feel like I'm visiting East Berlin in a way. | ||
| I'm coming here and people are whispering to me like I'm a priest in a confessional booth telling me they're actually voting for Trump or how things actually annoy them here. | ||
| But I will say, this hat Even though, yes, I know, it looks a little funny because it's too big for my head. | ||
| It's getting a lot of compliments here. | ||
| So you're wearing the hat on the street. | ||
| You're wearing the hat on the street. | ||
| I'm wearing it on the street. I'm wearing it at the gym. | ||
| I'm wearing it in the heart of the West Village. | ||
| And yeah, people are loving the hat. | ||
| I was sitting with a friend who was wearing a Boston Red Sox hat, and he got all the hate. | ||
| And this MAGA hat got all the love. | ||
| So I think something is changing here. | ||
| And we know Trump's going to be here end of the month for a rally. | ||
| And I think it's going to be electric. | ||
| I think there's something. There's something happening in New York. | ||
| I don't know that Trump could actually win it, but I think people are really excited this time around. | ||
| That is so brat. | ||
| Yes, queen. And Emily from Beverly Hills, do you walk around in that hat over there? | ||
| I do. Everyone loves it here because everyone's rich and they're Republican. | ||
| That's why I like it here. | ||
| That's why it's the best here. | ||
| Tucker agrees. Pierce loves it. | ||
| We all love it here. | ||
| That's why everyone's happy. They have money and they love Trump. | ||
| You ever walk over to West Hollywood and see what the gays think of that? | ||
| Yeah, you know what? | ||
| Got shoved by one. | ||
| He called me an effing moron the other day. | ||
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They get a little spicy, but that's okay. | |
| But I do think the gays of New York think J.D. Vance is hot. | ||
| So we do have that working for us. | ||
| It's the eyes. It is the eyes. | ||
| It's the eyeliner, apparently. | ||
| All right, let's dive in. | ||
| We'll do a little drama first. | ||
| So Trump was given a talk. | ||
| He mentioned a little something about Whoopi Goldberg. | ||
| We're going to show you that and then splice in Whoopi's response. | ||
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Now, I've hired Whoopi to work for me as a comedian before this stuff and a long time ago. | |
| And I went. And, you know, I'm not particularly shy about what I hear. | ||
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Her mouth was so foul. | |
| She was so filthy, dirty, disgusting. | ||
| Half the place left. I said I'd never hire her again. | ||
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Well, thank you for watching. | |
| As it turns out, I was filthy. | ||
| I was filthy. | ||
| And stand on that fact. | ||
| I have always... | ||
| And you knew that when you hired me. | ||
| A headline, babe, at your casino, which I might have continued to play had you not run it into the ground. | ||
| Exactly. There's something I love about this clip, Aaron, because Trump has a way of getting people to expose themselves for exactly who they are. | ||
| Like, he'll have her being like, yeah, I am nasty and filthy, and I do chop my genitals off. | ||
| It really is his superpower at this point. | ||
| Yeah, but the funny thing with the ladies of The View specifically is you just know they want him to win because he is how they have content. | ||
| And it's like, I wonder, I actually wonder if Whoopi, especially Sonny, I wonder if Sonny Hassan's gonna walk into that voting booth and actually pull the lever for Trump because they all know the economy's gonna be better under Trump. | ||
| They know their ratings are gonna be better under Trump. | ||
| What are they gonna do if Kamala wins? | ||
| Pull that dead weight. Emily and I talk about this a lot, how the media apparatchiks and the ladies of The View and all these guys, they all have to do so much legwork to make Kamala likable, to cover up for her. | ||
| So I think really they love the attention. | ||
| They love being noticed by Trump. They've loved him for decades. | ||
| They liked him when he was a celebrity, and now they're just pretending, right? | ||
| But it's all an act, and they know things will be better under Trump. | ||
| Emily, my team has repeatedly tried to get me on The View. | ||
| We've sent nice letters. | ||
| I'm more than happy to apologize to the ladies in advance for everything if they'll put me on there. | ||
| Alas, we are not getting any responses. | ||
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Would you sit at that table with those harpies? | |
| I literally made a video years ago. | ||
| I was like, I will do anything to go on this show. | ||
| The reason they're so upset is because Trump is two things that they'll never be. | ||
| He's funny and entertaining, and he doesn't try. | ||
| And without him, what are they going to talk about? | ||
| There's not going to be any ratings. | ||
| I would love to go on that show. | ||
| Love to. Erin, I suspect. | ||
| I wouldn't join Emily. I wouldn't go with you. | ||
| I would feed you to the lions and I wouldn't go. | ||
| It just seems like such a miserable experience. | ||
| I couldn't handle it. | ||
| But actually, we know how much Dave loves the Ladies of the View for his birthday. | ||
| I actually planted a tree in Israel in Sonny Hostin's honor. | ||
| You literally did. | ||
| If we can find the picture of that, I took a picture of the thing. | ||
| Maybe we can find it somewhere. | ||
| You gave me a plaque, and there is a tree now in Israel in honor of Sonny Hostin, whose grandparents owned slaves, by the way. | ||
| All right, let's shift a little bit because there's just a lot going on in the media. | ||
| And one of the things I've been talking about for the last two years and praying was going to happen was that there would be this wide tent realignment that the ex-libs or the disaffected libs, let's say, like RFK and Tulsi and the rest of them would suddenly find common cause with Trump. | ||
| And it really is happening right now. | ||
| Callie Means went on Joe Rogan and talked about that. | ||
| And here's the key point I want to make from my small vantage point here. | ||
| They had weeks of conversations And there was not a discussion of polling. | ||
| There was not a discussion of the horse race and how this would impact the race. | ||
| These were tear-filled conversations about why kids are getting so diabetic, about why we have such obese children in the United States, about why we have a fertility crisis. | ||
| This was a true connection of these two men and a true deep bond, which I think you're seeing out there on the campaign trail, that this transcends politics and Trump wants this to be a generational issue for him. | ||
| And I just want to say something. | ||
| I think we're at a big moment here. | ||
| We're debating trivia. | ||
| I think the two most existential issues are nuclear war or what's happening to our health. | ||
| And whatever you think, and I used to be a never-Trumper. | ||
| Watching him care about this issue, watching what's happening with the RFK, watching what's happening of how that's resonating with voters, seeing small, you know, from my small vantage point inside, there is tremendous connection of these two men and moral clarity of seeing what's happening. | ||
| And my question is this, and to anyone kind of considering voting in this election, Trump is going to say stupid. | ||
| He is Trump. | ||
| We know who he is. There's two important questions to ask. | ||
| Who sees this corruption and institutional capture that's going to destroy our country, I think, to an existential level? | ||
| And who is willing to suffer that blowback? | ||
| Who is willing to go up against these military-industrial complex, the healthcare-industrial complex, the education-industrial complex that's making us a noncompetitive Like, they are ready. | ||
| Who is going to appoint, this is a question I have, who do we believe is going to appoint people like RFK, people like Elon Musk, to stir stuff up? | ||
| So, Emily, a couple weeks ago I was at this Rescue the Republic event in D.C. with RFK and Tulsi and Russell Brand and Jordan Peterson and all these people in the hats that you guys are wearing right there. | ||
| It feels like it really is here. | ||
| Do you fully see this new coalition coming together? | ||
| And will it make a difference in about 23 days? | ||
| Yeah, like, first of all, what a beautiful conversation. | ||
| I couldn't think of anything that matters more than this. | ||
| And on top of that, they do forget a huge topic that I think is equally as important as those two topics. | ||
| He's the only president to already talk about going after child trafficking and what's more important than saving a child, not only from sickness, but being trafficked. | ||
| So in LA, I'm friends with a lot of the biggest health and wellness influencers. | ||
| And I don't know if you saw that we actually had to go to the Senate and testify and ask why the government is poisoning us. | ||
| There's people like Jillian Michaels there. | ||
| And it's crazy because I have talked to these people for so long that are, I said, you know, if you're into wellness and fitness, you are kind of naturally Right leaning. | ||
| And now finally, since Kennedy is in the race and supportive of Trump, all these people have come out of the woodworks and there's so much support on our side because it's the one thing we're all united on is being healthy and these are the only candidates. | ||
| And along with being healthy is the most important thing, free speech. | ||
| We have to have doctors be able to have different opinions, which we know under this administration, all they're talking about is literally stripping away rights and actually putting people with opposite opinions In jail. | ||
| So, of course, everyone is coming out of the woodworks and supporting Trump because of this. | ||
| And this is huge. Aaron, doesn't this seem like just such a massive win for Trump that not just that he has RFK because of the Kennedy name and leaving the Democrat Party and all that stuff, but like the health thing, it has nothing to do with politics. | ||
| Like when RFK is talking about yellow number five in Fruit Loops and why it's quite literally poison that's put in our children's cereal but not in European cereal, it's like that's so obviously a winner across the board. | ||
| It really is. And something we talk a lot about on our show, Officially Unfollowed, is how we really think the left wants to have people be unhealthy because you're much easier to control. | ||
| If you have a healthy body, you're much more likely to have a healthy mind. | ||
| And so that is why they hate The Maha Make America Healthy Again movement because it actually gives people autonomy and agency. | ||
| And it also gives you accountability, right? | ||
| If you're not healthy, it requires you to actually look at yourself and say, how can I be better? | ||
| How do I lose this weight? | ||
| And there's this whole, as we know, fat liberation movement on the left. | ||
| And we refer to this androgynous leftist form now on our show a lot as these androgynous, fat-nippled freaks who have... | ||
| The women have short hair and the men have longer hair. | ||
| That they all look kind of the same, and if you're walking behind them, you're like, I don't know what this is, like, generally, you know? | ||
| And so... Except you know it's a Democrat. | ||
| Except, you know, it's a Democrat and you know exactly who they're voting for. | ||
| And I used to think that, you know, you'd go to a farmer's market and I felt like that was the confluence of the far right and the far left, you know, like and they were all meeting at the farmer's market. | ||
| But now it's not as true. | ||
| I think the people on the right conservatives are not even conservatives, just people who are very health focused and based and who have woken up and are not woke there. | ||
| We're the ones going to the farmer's markets. | ||
| And the sort of hippies that you used to have, they're like, I don't know, eating soy and doing other things and not eating their chemical patties that Bill Gates made for them. | ||
| Right. And they're at Hamas rallies. | ||
| I want to jump to one other clip from Callie on Rogan because this alliance that is happening, I think the last two guys, there's probably a couple others, but I think the last two primetime guys that should say they're going to vote for Trump One of them, just no way he's going to do it, unfortunately, is Bill Maher. | ||
| The other one, who hasn't officially said it, is Rogan. | ||
| And here's Kali Means kind of pushing on that a bit. | ||
| Who is going to do that? That, to me, is the foundational question. | ||
| And I do consider this the most important election of my lifetime, watching these two men, because it is so genuine. | ||
| And there is a genuine desire. | ||
| To truly transform, to see our broken corruption and institutions for what it is, and really, truly, I think, prevent nuclear war and dramatically reverse our health crisis. | ||
| Trump has said that his one big mistake last time was personnel, was that the pharma and the ag slithered in and gave them the list of names. | ||
| Everybody should ask, do you think RFK is going to have an influence on those names based on what Trump has said? | ||
| And I think he is. And I think people like Elon are going to be involved. | ||
| I think there's this coalition of people that are coming together and Trump's going to put in power and listen to. | ||
| And this is a bipartisan issue. | ||
| And no matter what happens, we have to solve this issue. | ||
| I can tell you, President Trump has kept every promise to RFK and deeply cares about this issue. | ||
| It also seems like if this isn't done now, they will take steps to make sure it can never be done in the future. | ||
| It's such a unique time, and it seems like without a person that's a total outsider, like Trump, that's being so attacked... | ||
| The fact that they... | ||
| It's not just that they disagree with him, they attack him. | ||
| It's that they do it in unison. | ||
| They do it so coordinated that you realize there is a machine behind this, and that they repeat the same talking points over... | ||
| It's like they're given a script, And that there's no repercussions for lies. | ||
| With the Russiagate stuff, with all the various different things that have been concocted to try to take him out, no one gets in trouble and the same people are still disseminating the news. | ||
| Emily, the reason I wanted to show that clip was, look, I don't think Bill's going to make the move inefficiently. | ||
| He just won't. It is what it is. | ||
| But he does wake up liberals, and that's good. | ||
| Rogan, to me, and I don't mean this to attack him, but it seems to me that if he won't officially, by the end of this, Say I'm voting for Trump. | ||
| That's clearly because there's a $250 million Spotify deal on the line. | ||
| Like I actually don't mean to be a dick about that or accuse him of anything, but like how can you get it right for so long about all of this stuff and not get to the end? | ||
| And especially him. | ||
| I'm like, you were literally the one that they took a photo of you, they altered it and said you did horse tranquilizers. | ||
| So you literally know everything they're doing to Trump, they're doing to you. | ||
| And I don't think he's a bad dude. | ||
| I don't think money is the... | ||
| Everything for him because he already has so much of it. | ||
| I think he's just treading so lightly right now. | ||
| And I hope that he has the balls to come out at the end and be like, maybe it's so obvious who he's endorsing. | ||
| You know what I mean? Like, look at the guests he has on his show. | ||
| It's very clear his views. | ||
| He's a healthy person. | ||
| He cares about wellness. He cares about America, all these things. | ||
| So I'm like, maybe it's so obvious. | ||
| But like, we need him to come out, have some balls and be like, this is it. | ||
| This is who I endorse. And it should be very obvious. | ||
| I don't know why he's kind of tiptoeing. | ||
| I hope it's not money or influence or a job or career. | ||
| Yeah. Uh, Erin, what do you think about those type of people? | ||
| And again, I'm not saying this to attack Rogan, but there is a certain set of people that will get it right about all of the issues, but then either will end up voting the wrong way, which I would say Bill Maher probably will, or just will be quiet about it, and that then continues the icing process. | ||
| Yeah, I mean... I think with Joe, I'm going to give him a moment of, I'm going to cut him a little slack, maybe because it's just before Yom Kippur and I'm feeling forgiving, and then I'm going to actually dunk on him. | ||
| So the first forgiving part is that perhaps the only reason why I could think that he's not just outright saying he's voting for Trump is if he's trying to be a bit more Socratic about this. | ||
| And if he thinks that it's a gentler approach with his audience to just bring in people to talk about these different issues and to not have his audience feel like he's pushing them one way or another. | ||
| But he said in the past who he was voting for. | ||
| So I don't actually buy that. | ||
| But I agree with Emily. I don't know why he hasn't come out and said it when I don't think money matters that much. | ||
| Does this deal really matter to him that he can't come out and say this? | ||
| So I would just like to think that maybe he thinks this is the best strategy for convincing the people who You know, haven't been sued yet and he thinks he might get them. | ||
| But I will say he reminds me a lot of Mark Zuckerberg. | ||
| Mark Zuckerberg has had a very clear conservative Chad transformation. | ||
| He's calling himself libertarian, which either means when you say you're libertarian, you're either a guy who wants to still be able to sleep with liberal women or in his case, I think you're conservative and you're just afraid to say it and be unpopular and, you know, disinvited to uninvited to all these parties that you want to go to and and still be liked. | ||
| But Mark Zuckerberg is obviously voting for Donald Trump, and he won't come out and say it. | ||
| And for all these men who are not saying that they're voting for Donald Trump, they are absolute low-T soy beta losers who are not meant for wartime, and they are not wartime generals, and now is the time to come out and say who you're voting for. | ||
| But Erin, how do you really feel? | ||
| Yes, I think everyone gets it. | ||
| I want to jump back to something from earlier because Erin did not make it up. | ||
| For my birthday, she had a tree planted in Israel in honor of Sunny Hostin. | ||
| That is the plaque right there. | ||
| And it is true. | ||
| And Erin, when is your birthday? | ||
| It's in May. I'm going to have a forest planted right in the negative for you. | ||
| That'll really stick it to these bastards. | ||
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| Check it out today. All right, so the big story this week in the media world was that after basically two months of hiding Kamala since she cooed the old man and was installed as Democrat nominee, they decided to put her out in the media. | ||
| And there was just disaster after disaster after disaster. | ||
| Connor, do we have a compilation of said disasters? | ||
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We do? All right. Have you no empathy, man? | |
| No, for the suffering of other people. | ||
| Would you have done something differently than President Biden during the past four years? | ||
| There is not a thing that comes to mind. | ||
| I know what you're going to ask. | ||
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About a man's body. | |
| No. No. | ||
| Is there any law? | ||
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No. No. | |
| It's... no. There will be no success in ending that war without Ukraine and the UN Charter participating in what that success looks like. | ||
| Ukraine must have a say in the future of Ukraine. | ||
| Has included FEMA providing $750 For folks who need immediate needs being met. | ||
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If somebody breaks in my house, they're getting shot. | |
| Yes, yes. | ||
| I love you back! | ||
| Do you have people in your life who applaud your success? | ||
| Do you have people in your life who you trust? | ||
| Do you have people in your life who when you trip and fall, they laugh with you and then they pick you up and push you back out there? | ||
| There are people that you know who will be those people if you choose to have them. | ||
| I am blessed to have an incredible family and incredible friends. | ||
| My best friend from kindergarten is still one of my best friends. | ||
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That's crazy. Right? | |
| Stacey Johnson! Yeah, that's dope. | ||
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I love it. We used to go to the clubs and hurt Father Seville. | |
| You asked for Miller Highlight. | ||
| You asked for Miller Highlight. I'm just curious. | ||
| Okay, the last time I had beer was at a baseball game with Doug. | ||
| Okay, so cheers. There you go. | ||
| Emily, she's just a girl who grew up in a middle-class family who's blessed to have a wonderful family who, by the way, her husband in his previous marriage banged the nanny. | ||
| But okay, fine. | ||
| Could this be going any worse? | ||
| Like, I get that the system can prop her up and this thing's going to be close and all that stuff. | ||
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But like, could she possibly be worse? | |
| No, okay. First of all, we need to talk about Kamala Harris now has more accents than she has policies. | ||
| And I love that about her. | ||
| The Jamaican one sent me over the edge. | ||
| I thought it was fantastic. | ||
| She should have went into acting. | ||
| If you show me these compilations, it's crazy because you would think that this is one long SNL skit that they just go over every single week. | ||
| First of all, She's giving a speech talking about the hurricane victims while wearing an Hermes belt worth more than she's giving. | ||
| At another event she goes to, she's wearing a $65,000 necklace talking about the middle class. | ||
| Then she's sitting there having a beer while people are literally dying. | ||
| I mean, this woman is clinically, like, I'm insane, but she's nuts. | ||
| And she is not fit to be the president. | ||
| She's not even fit to be the vice president. | ||
| She can't get through an entire sentence. | ||
| And then I'm sure you guys saw when her, you know, the thing she's reading stopped working. | ||
| She just was like, uh... | ||
| 32. 32. | ||
| That's what she kept saying. That's really bad. | ||
| Ehrenmann, I don't have a question for you, but I keep, every time I do Jamaican, it turns a little Irish. | ||
| Can you just talk about her in a funny accent? | ||
| Oh my God. I think the only person who's more shameless than Kamala Harris is Mark Cuban, who's just become, I don't know what they have on that guy, but you know, I'm actually, I plan on posting on Twitter in the next couple of days. | ||
| I have to figure, I have to find the clip, but he was on the all in pod and I know I'm going on a bit of a tangent, but I do just want to say this to your audience. | ||
| That he was on the All In Podcast and he kept saying, instead of Yemen, he was saying something like Yemen or something like that. | ||
| And it felt like a hostage video where you mispronounce something to tell people, like, not everything's okay. | ||
| Like, I'm actually a hostage right now. | ||
| And I feel like Mark is maybe trying to tell us something because I don't think anybody could be such a big cuck for anyone. | ||
| Not even Kamala Harris' own team is like that. | ||
| But yeah, this is... | ||
| I think we should have had a trigger warning before you played that because that was so absolutely painful to watch. | ||
| I... I actually think, though, to Emily's point of, you know, how tone deaf is she? | ||
| She's so dumb. I fully agree with you. | ||
| But I actually think it's worse than just being tone deaf. | ||
| I think that what Kamala and her team did was intentional. | ||
| I think they intentionally had her drinking a beer, doing all these events while people were dying in red states and not sending help to them to show this is how little we actually care about you. | ||
| Right. It's let them eat cake, basically. | ||
| Mm-hmm. You gals had a little fun with Kamala and her media blitz. | ||
| Let's take a look. Oh my god, hi. | ||
| Thank you for joining. I know the country's underwater right now, but that doesn't matter because you're here on my pod to help me convince women to make the worst decisions in their life. | ||
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And I'm here to be the next one. | |
| And since neither of us can actually talk about real issues, let's just duck on men and pretend that women have no agency. | ||
| Yep. 100%. | ||
| Emily, my main question is, did you borrow that jacket from Corinne Jean-Pierre, who wore a very similar jacket in her ridiculous press briefing this week? | ||
| With her little, yeah, the Beetlejuice with the dust on the head. | ||
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Yeah. That's actually my blazer. | |
| It looks like a men's blazer. | ||
| Unless you guys have any other comment on your skit, we will move on. | ||
| People should know we're very bootstrapped, though. | ||
| So everything about that, our microphones were actually not plugged into anything. | ||
| The audio was from our phones, and the mics were props. | ||
| This is not a prop, though. | ||
| My arm actually really, really hurts. | ||
| And how dare I play an Indian woman? | ||
| Yeah. For the record, I sense big things in your future, and Aaron, you will not have to hold them. | ||
| You are literally holding the microphone in your hand right now. | ||
| This is completely ridiculous. | ||
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Thanks for watching. | |
| Let's see if we can hear that. Oh, we're out of here, yeah. Whoop, there we go. | ||
| All right, before we get to Tim Walz, Gretchen Whitmer is the governor of Michigan, of course. | ||
| She is the woman who not only was going out during COVID while she was stopping people from planting vegetable seeds in their gardens, literally. | ||
| That's how out of control this woman is. | ||
| Here's about a nine-second video of what she was up to yesterday, and I'm just gonna need you guys to explain this to me. | ||
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♪ I love you, all I do is need you ♪ ♪ No matter what I do, oh ♪ | |
| Aaron, I don't know a tremendous amount about this, but I don't think they're supposed to inject the Botox | ||
| directly in your brain. | ||
| Can you help me with this one? Listen, we all know that most of Congress is basically just like a giant brothel, right? | ||
| So I think that's what this video is. | ||
| They really just can't escape the fact that they're all absolute hoes for power. | ||
| And so we're seeing that in this video right now. | ||
| It was so disturbing. I hated that. | ||
| I wish there were a button on X. To say, I don't want to see this content anymore because everyone was posting it, including making, it was mostly making fun of it, but I just didn't want to see it. | ||
| I'm so deeply, who, who thinks this is like, they're, they're so removed from what is normal at this point. | ||
| And the Overton window has shifted so far over. | ||
| The next one they're going to do is be like furries shitting in a litter box, right? | ||
| And like, it's, this is just so abnormal. | ||
| I don't, But let's try to steal a man this thing. | ||
| Like, what was she doing? Now, the Doritos, she's feeding her Doritos. | ||
| And Doritos were what Kamala said she ate a bag of on election night. | ||
| That's what she told Howard Stern. | ||
| So I think there's some weird Dorito thing there. | ||
| Like, if I was Catholic, I think I would probably be offended by this. | ||
| Like, what is going on? | ||
| Like, what would be the most generous version of that, Emily? | ||
| What is that? No, genuinely, these are, wait, these are like elected officials? | ||
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People who actually Are working in government? | |
| That was like, this would be a weird video to my friends who are porn stars. | ||
| If I showed them that, they would be like, this is genuinely inappropriate. | ||
| And what pisses me off the most is the Harris Waltz camo hat. | ||
| Camo hat. We were told we were racist. | ||
| Anyone that wore camo was racist. | ||
| That pisses me off. This is so weird. | ||
| They're so like creepy and fetishy and like sexual. | ||
| And like, that is just a crazy video. | ||
| That's actually nuts. And also, it wasn't Cool Ranch. | ||
| It's like, if it was Cool Ranch, then it makes sense, right? | ||
| But, like, just original nacho? | ||
| Eh, whatever. Anyway, here's Tim Walls. | ||
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I want to go back to something you said on Tuesday. | |
| You said, I think all of us know the Electoral College needs to go. | ||
| But the campaign came out later that night, and they said that's not their stance. | ||
| Well, it's not the campaign's position. | ||
| And the point I'm trying to make is that there's folks that feel every vote must count in every state. | ||
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And I think some of folks feel that's not the case. | |
| Our campaign does that. | ||
| And the point I'm saying is, I'm in five states in two days. | ||
| We're out there making the case. | ||
| The campaign's position is clear, that that's not their position. | ||
| Their position and my position is to make sure that everybody understands their vote no matter what state they're in matters. | ||
| So that's something that you and President Harris disagree on? | ||
| I have spoken about it in the past that she's been very clear on this and the campaign and my position is the campaign's position. | ||
| He would be your protector. | ||
| Yet they want to monitor women's pregnancies. | ||
| So, Donald, get it straight. | ||
| We don't trust you. | ||
| They're going through their process. | ||
| I think it's like an e-train. | ||
| You guys go through all the team. | ||
| Alright, you get the team. | ||
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I'll wait for your team. | |
| I feel exposed right now. | ||
| Laughter Thank you so, so much and someone will be up here today. | ||
| Thank you so much. | ||
| If you didn't fully catch what happened at the end there, they literally ordered tea. | ||
| It was Doug Emhoff, Kamala's husband, who banged the nanny and walls, and they didn't pay. | ||
| It's just such a perfect example of these people. | ||
| That clip, though, Aaron, at the front about the Electoral College, like in the dictionary, word salad, you could just play that clip and that would be it. | ||
| It's just brain-damaging drivel. | ||
| I had no idea what he was saying, and I fancy myself someone who understands English. | ||
| So I don't know what that was. | ||
| There's a lot of talk about the Electoral College these days, and I do just want to say, I used to think, okay, I feel like maybe it comes down to these swing states. | ||
| Does my vote really matter in all these other states? | ||
| But swing states also change, and votes really do matter. | ||
| The left loves to talk about how George W. Bush Didn't really win the election and the Supreme Court handed it to him over Florida, but it wasn't Florida. | ||
| It was actually West Virginia that gave him those four points that really got him over. | ||
| So, you know, the left always loves changing the narrative around everything and distorting it and including in the, I believe it was the second clip that you showed in that compilation of Tim Waltz lying. | ||
| He knows he's lying, saying that Donald Trump wants to oversee women's pregnancies when Donald Trump has made it It's incredibly clear that he will not be instituting a national abortion ban. | ||
| But they have to say these things to convince people that there is an existential threat. | ||
| And that's why, even though Kamala, Tim, they're obviously completely incompetent, it's because of this fake existential threat that they should actually be casting their vote for them. | ||
| And I do just want to say, on that very last clip, how they don't pay for those tees that they got. | ||
| I wonder if they actually wound up ever paying. | ||
| Do you remember a few weeks ago when Donald Trump paid for a woman's groceries and the left went crazy and said it was misuse of election funds or whatever? | ||
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This is so much worse. | |
| They're not paying for a $5 order when Doug Emhoff is a multimillionaire lawyer. | ||
| It's so absurd, everything about them. | ||
| I don't know that they've done anything right in the last few weeks. | ||
| Emily, before I have you jump in, I want to jump to a quick clip that we showed a couple weeks ago. | ||
| This is Jen Psaki over on the televised mental institution known as MSNBC explaining masculinity, the newfound masculinity of Doug Emhoff, because you guys talk a lot about what has happened to men in these modern times. | ||
| An interesting part of how people have talked about your role here is how your role has reshaped the perception of masculinity. | ||
| And I'm not sure you planned on that, but you are an incredibly supportive spouse. | ||
| Has that been an evolution for you? | ||
| And do you think that's part of the role you might play as first gentleman? | ||
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It's funny. I've started to think a lot about this. | |
| I've always been like this. | ||
| My dad was like this. | ||
| And to me, it's the... | ||
| Emily, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the most, how turned on are you when you're listening to Doug M. Hoff? | ||
| He looks like Kermit the Frog. | ||
| Is this the same guy that got, like, annoyed at his, like, girlfriend and, like, slugged her at ballet or something? | ||
| And I'm like, is this the same dude? | ||
| And bang the nanny! | ||
| And bang the nanny! Dave, stop being so unfair, though. | ||
| He also made her get an abortion, right? | ||
| So it's like, come on. | ||
| I didn't even know that part. | ||
| Boy, that's the trifecta. She maybe had a miscarriage. | ||
| But yeah, he impregnated the nanny, not just banged her. | ||
| Yes. Well, the people that are the loudest are usually the ones doing things wrong. | ||
| I find, and back to the other clip, the Democrat voter base is made up of Most of the dumbest people in the country. | ||
| And when people like him do interviews and they go on stage, there's two options. | ||
| One, he knows that his voter base is extremely dumb and he himself is also dumb. | ||
| There's another thing. Two, they know that they can lie 24-7 and they can get away with it. | ||
| I hope it's the first one because the second one is a lot more evil. | ||
| But yeah, I'm glad he's the face of masculinity. | ||
| I think also like every single left-wing man should have their hard drives checked. | ||
| They just give me extremely weird vibes. | ||
| So I want to connect that clip and what you just said right there to Ben Shapiro, who was on the Chris Williamson podcast, talking about what masculinity actually is. | ||
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What do you wish more young men realized? | |
| What masculinity is. There's been concerted movement on the right to treat masculinity as lifting weights, having sex, and driving awesome cars. | ||
| You can do all of those things, and I'm not saying any of those things are bad. | ||
| I think in their proper context, all of those things are quite good. | ||
| But that is not the core of what masculinity is. | ||
| You do all those things in service of another thing. | ||
| Those are what we would call instrumental goods. | ||
| They're not inherent goods. They're things that are designed for another thing. | ||
| You lift weights so that you can be strong, so you can stay healthy for your family. | ||
| It's an instrumental good. It's not an inherent good. | ||
| You're not inherently more virtuous because you picked up weights. | ||
| In the same way that earnings, right? | ||
| Your income is an instrumental good. | ||
| You're not inherently a better person because you have a higher income. | ||
| The same thing is true with regard to sex. | ||
| sex within the context of a committed marriage, which is designed to foster love between you and your | ||
| spouse, and yes, to make babies. | ||
| It's also an instrumental good that is designed toward a higher good, which is the maintenance of marriage. | ||
| It's why extramarital sex, for example, is bad. | ||
| The more I just live in the political sphere and the philosophical sphere, | ||
| the more you realize that everything is reactionary. | ||
| Everything is reactionary. | ||
| Aaron, it's kind of interesting because Ben talks fast and he sort of sounds like a mouse, | ||
| but he is right about all of that. | ||
| And I think that gets to why you're always calling these guys low-T soy betas, right? | ||
| Yeah, well, yeah, Ben is so smart. | ||
| That's why people hate him, because he's actually right about a lot of things. | ||
| And people don't like to look in the mirror and see the truth. | ||
| And he's also actually calling out the right a little bit there, which is interesting. | ||
| And I think it's deserved. | ||
| But on the left, I actually think that's why Doug Emhoff, Tim Walz, these guys are such losers. | ||
| And that's why the left likes them, because there are so many losers in this country, like we refer to them all the time, like these mentally ill, fat, nippled freaks. | ||
| And they look at Tim Walz, and he makes them feel better about themselves. | ||
| He validates their loser existence, whereas J.D. Vance shows you, yeah, if you grew up dirt poor as a hillbilly, and you can go to a great law school, work in venture capital, have a movie made about your life, and then become the VP pick, I mean, that makes these losers feel badly about themselves. | ||
| And on the right, that's something we aspire to. | ||
| We look up to that. But the left just wants tons of excuses, like, oh, Doug Emhoff? | ||
| Smacked the woman he was dating in the face and has this freak child that knits as her living. | ||
| Yeah, that's relatable to me. | ||
| And that's why the left likes it. | ||
| And that's why they hate J.D. Vance. | ||
| Phoenix, I think we filed that clip under harsh but true for the archives. | ||
| Emily, bring us home before we show you one other clip of the Walls family. | ||
| Okay, I was literally about to say, I think your partner should be a huge reflection of who you are. | ||
| And I don't know much about Tim Walz. | ||
| I don't need to. | ||
| I know the way he treated people during COVID. That's really all I need to know is you as a person, as soon as you get a little power, how much you abuse it. | ||
| But that's what weak, feminine men like him do. | ||
| His wife is a freak. | ||
| She's a freak. She talks to the voters like they are children. | ||
| I would be insulted if Trump went up there and talked like that. | ||
| But like I said, they're very dumb, but she is weird. | ||
| They're very weird. Emily, you have cued me up perfectly. | ||
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When the Scarlet team comes on the field, we will all stand up and cheer. | |
| To the other team we'll never yield, and we won't forget we're here. | ||
| We will fight for victory, and win, we will conquer every... | ||
| We should probably just end this broadcast now, right? | ||
| Is there anything else, Emily, you want to add anything to that? | ||
| Do we need to go into a literal civil war in this country so we can just like Darwinism, literally just somehow not have to coexist with these people? | ||
| How are you that insane and that dumb and you rise to this level of power? | ||
| It's actually crazy. | ||
| Are people not standing there? | ||
| I would be double checking that I didn't have ketamine You know, in my system, because I'd be like, is this really happening right now? | ||
| She's very weird. | ||
| That lady, they need to not give her any more screen time. | ||
| I thought Kamala was bad. | ||
| Imagine those two numbnuts running things together. | ||
| You know, you look at a clip like that and you know how they caught Tim Walls lying about using IVF and it was actually IUI. But I look at that clip and I think, I believe that they did IVF and that they've never had sex with each other and that these are two absolutely bizarre people. | ||
| Yeah, I believe him. | ||
| I think we were wrong. Undo the fact check. | ||
| Ladies, I have thoroughly enjoyed today's show. | ||
| Good luck to you in Los Angeles and New York. | ||
| Aaron, I may see you in New York. | ||
| I have my reasons. They may involve the number one show in late night in about a week and a half or so, so maybe I'll see you there. | ||
| I thank you guys for watching, and we've got a post-game show at rubenreport.locals.com in about 30 seconds. | ||
| Everyone else, have a great weekend. | ||
| Ciao. Everything is like twice the price it used to be. | ||
| I literally cannot afford groceries. | ||
| Right, but did I mention I was raised in a middle-class family? | ||
| Inflation is literally unbearable. | ||
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I'm literally so hungry. But I have celebrity endorsements from Taylor Swift and Oprah. | |
| But they're billionaires. |
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