The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Granny’s Couch #1 Worst parties

Dec. 28, 2019 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast

01:59

Granny’s Couch #1 Worst parties

# wisdom teeth removal westchester substance use costume loss drinking heavily fog machine halloween incidents halloween party personal anecdotes russell peter

Granny's Couch #1 Worst parties recounts a Westchester Halloween party over a decade ago where a fog machine knocked a friend unconscious without medical attention, alongside stories of losing costumes while drunk and visiting Russell Peter's house the day after wisdom teeth removal to drink despite swollen cheeks. These chaotic anecdotes collectively illustrate how poor judgment and reckless behavior often define the most memorable, albeit dangerous, social gatherings. [Automatically generated summary]
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Time	Text
Party Gone Wrong 00:01:57
	I don't know any of it, I guess.
	Is there any tequila here?
	You know how to say that?
	I bet you do.
	Don't you love tequila?
	No. Wasn't that one of your faves?
	How about that time when I had to get you?
	Was that the party where I had to get you on Halloween because you were in the street with no clothes on?
	That was a long time ago.
	Yeah. Partying over there in Westchester?
	My friend...
	So we're all in our Halloween costumes.
	This is like 10 years ago.
	Maybe more.
	My friend that I went with, he actually got knocked out because a fog machine fell on his head.
	At the party!
	He was just chilling and a fucking fog machine fell on his head.
	So he was done for the night.
	He got knocked out.
	Unconscious. Unconscious.
	Concussed. Sounds like shit.
	And I had- Did anyone call the doctor?
	No. I was with like- I was there with like a friend of mine and we were drinking a lot and then I drank too much and then...
	What happened to your costume?
	You lost your costume, didn't you?
	Yeah. But that was a crazy night.
	That was a long- A long time ago.
	What's your craziest drunk night you've ever...
	Was that when you went partying with Mama?
	Was that your worst drunk night?
	Well, the day after my wisdom teeth removal, we went to Russell Peter's house.
	And I had the big cheeks.
	And I decided to still drink a couple beers because it's fucking Russell Peter's house.
	And that was a bad idea.
	That was fun at his house, though, wasn't it?
	Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
	There were some cool, fun people.

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Party Gone Wrong 00:01:57

I don't know any of it, I guess.

Is there any tequila here?

You know how to say that?

I bet you do.

Don't you love tequila?

No. Wasn't that one of your faves?

How about that time when I had to get you?

Was that the party where I had to get you on Halloween because you were in the street with no clothes on?

That was a long time ago.

Yeah. Partying over there in Westchester?

My friend...

So we're all in our Halloween costumes.

This is like 10 years ago.

Maybe more.

My friend that I went with, he actually got knocked out because a fog machine fell on his head.

At the party!

He was just chilling and a fucking fog machine fell on his head.

So he was done for the night.

He got knocked out.

Unconscious. Unconscious.

Concussed. Sounds like shit.

And I had- Did anyone call the doctor?

No. I was with like- I was there with like a friend of mine and we were drinking a lot and then I drank too much and then...

What happened to your costume?

You lost your costume, didn't you?

Yeah. But that was a crazy night.

That was a long- A long time ago.

What's your craziest drunk night you've ever...

Was that when you went partying with Mama?

Was that your worst drunk night?

Well, the day after my wisdom teeth removal, we went to Russell Peter's house.

And I had the big cheeks.

And I decided to still drink a couple beers because it's fucking Russell Peter's house.

And that was a bad idea.

That was fun at his house, though, wasn't it?

Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

There were some cool, fun people.