The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Granny’s Couch #1 Worst parties
Aired: 2019-12-28
Duration: 01:59


=== Party Gone Wrong (01:57) ===

[00:00:02]  I don't know any of it, I guess.
[00:00:04]  Is there any tequila here?
[00:00:07]  You know how to say that?
[00:00:08]  I bet you do.
[00:00:11]  Don't you love tequila?
[00:00:13]  No. Wasn't that one of your faves?
[00:00:15]  How about that time when I had to get you?
[00:00:17]  Was that the party where I had to get you on Halloween because you were in the street with no clothes on?
[00:00:24]  That was a long time ago.
[00:00:29]  Yeah. Partying over there in Westchester?
[00:00:33]  My friend...
[00:00:34]  So we're all in our Halloween costumes.
[00:00:36]  This is like 10 years ago.
[00:00:39]  Maybe more.
[00:00:40]  My friend that I went with, he actually got knocked out because a fog machine fell on his head.
[00:00:46]  At the party!
[00:00:49]  He was just chilling and a fucking fog machine fell on his head.
[00:00:54]  So he was done for the night.
[00:00:56]  He got knocked out.
[00:00:57]  Unconscious. Unconscious.
[00:01:00]  Concussed. Sounds like shit.
[00:01:04]  And I had- Did anyone call the doctor?
[00:01:06]  No. I was with like- I was there with like a friend of mine and we were drinking a lot and then I drank too much and then...
[00:01:14]  What happened to your costume?
[00:01:17]  You lost your costume, didn't you?
[00:01:19]  Yeah. But that was a crazy night.
[00:01:26]  That was a long- A long time ago.
[00:01:29]  What's your craziest drunk night you've ever...
[00:01:31]  Was that when you went partying with Mama?
[00:01:35]  Was that your worst drunk night?
[00:01:37]  Well, the day after my wisdom teeth removal, we went to Russell Peter's house.
[00:01:43]  And I had the big cheeks.
[00:01:45]  And I decided to still drink a couple beers because it's fucking Russell Peter's house.
[00:01:50]  And that was a bad idea.
[00:01:54]  That was fun at his house, though, wasn't it?
[00:01:56]  Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
[00:01:58]  There were some cool, fun people.