The Roseanne Barr Podcast - Granny’s Couch #1 Snorkeling/Sharks/Movies

Dec. 28, 2019 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast

02:37

Granny’s Couch #1 Snorkeling/Sharks/Movies

# yautja technological armor snorkeling alien vs predator extendable blades fear of sharks full invisibility harry potter infrared vision jaws movie preferences predator science fiction films shark week shoulder rocket missiles

Roseanne Barr contrasts her snorkeling anxiety, fueled by Jaws and Shark Week, with her disdain for Harry Potter. She passionately champions the Alien vs. Predator franchise, specifically admiring the Yautja's infrared vision, technological armor, shoulder rockets, invisibility, and extendable blades. While naming Predator as her top film, she hints at a second favorite she momentarily forgets, ultimately revealing how specific sci-fi aesthetics outweigh general blockbuster appeal in her cinematic hierarchy. [Automatically generated summary]
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Why Sharks? 00:02:36
	We went snorkeling.
	Remember we would go snorkeling?
	Yeah, I like to snorkel.
	I like to snorkel, but I'm always looking up for a shark.
	Yeah, because there is sharks.
	I know, so it's like, why would I...
	I mean, I know it's a stupid thing to say, but I don't like sharks.
	Why would I put myself in a position where there's going to be sharks?
	I've often wondered that myself.
	I mean, snorkeling's cool, but I'm always looking up for a shark-type figure.
	Yeah, the lurking shark.
	Because... Did you see that movie, Jaws?
	Of course.
	Jaws, Shark Week.
	Oh, you like all the shark...
	You like all that shark stuff, huh?
	Yeah. I bet you like that Harry Potter, too.
	Flying around, turning everybody into something.
	I don't.
	You don't like Harry Potter?
	No. That's a good segue.
	What are your favorite movies?
	Hey, that is a good segue.
	I don't like Harry Potter.
	It's just, everyone's like, ooh, you gotta read the books.
	No, fuck you.
	I don't want to read the fucking books either.
	Why? Because I don't want to.
	I want to watch Alien vs.
	Predator. Alien.
	Predator. Alien 2. Thank you.
	What do you like about that kind of shit?
	I like Predator because he can see an infrared vision first of all.
	He has different sights.
	To kill people.
	Is that what he does?
	He's a predator.
	Oh, he's a predator.
	He's the apex predator, the Yautja species.
	It's a whole other species.
	Yeah. And they got the fucking sick armor, and they got the shoulder rocket missile.
	They program it.
	So they're all war all the time, but on a real fucking huge technological level.
	They can be invisible.
	They can?
	Yeah. Full invisibility.
	Wow. They just show up behind you and just fucking kill you.
	They got blades that go way out.
	They're sick, dude.
	But yeah, what are your favorite movies?
	That's my favorite movies, Predator.
	I guess so.
	What's your favorite movie?
	Hmm. I got a lot of favorites, too.
	I can't narrow it to one.
	Two. Two favorites.
	Movies. Hmm.
	Well, I loved...
	I can't remember the name of any of them.
	That's my problem.
	Describe it to me.
	Benito, what's his name?

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Why Sharks? 00:02:36

We went snorkeling.

Remember we would go snorkeling?

Yeah, I like to snorkel.

I like to snorkel, but I'm always looking up for a shark.

Yeah, because there is sharks.

I know, so it's like, why would I...

I mean, I know it's a stupid thing to say, but I don't like sharks.

Why would I put myself in a position where there's going to be sharks?

I've often wondered that myself.

I mean, snorkeling's cool, but I'm always looking up for a shark-type figure.

Yeah, the lurking shark.

Because... Did you see that movie, Jaws?

Of course.

Jaws, Shark Week.

Oh, you like all the shark...

You like all that shark stuff, huh?

Yeah. I bet you like that Harry Potter, too.

Flying around, turning everybody into something.

I don't.

You don't like Harry Potter?

No. That's a good segue.

What are your favorite movies?

Hey, that is a good segue.

I don't like Harry Potter.

It's just, everyone's like, ooh, you gotta read the books.

No, fuck you.

I don't want to read the fucking books either.

Why? Because I don't want to.

I want to watch Alien vs.

Predator. Alien.

Predator. Alien 2. Thank you.

What do you like about that kind of shit?

I like Predator because he can see an infrared vision first of all.

He has different sights.

To kill people.

Is that what he does?

He's a predator.

Oh, he's a predator.

He's the apex predator, the Yautja species.

It's a whole other species.

Yeah. And they got the fucking sick armor, and they got the shoulder rocket missile.

They program it.

So they're all war all the time, but on a real fucking huge technological level.

They can be invisible.

They can?

Yeah. Full invisibility.

Wow. They just show up behind you and just fucking kill you.

They got blades that go way out.

They're sick, dude.

But yeah, what are your favorite movies?

That's my favorite movies, Predator.

I guess so.

What's your favorite movie?

Hmm. I got a lot of favorites, too.

I can't narrow it to one.

Two. Two favorites.

Movies. Hmm.

Well, I loved...

I can't remember the name of any of them.

That's my problem.

Describe it to me.

Benito, what's his name?