Dec. 28, 2019 - The Roseanne Barr Podcast
02:37
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| We went snorkeling. | |
| Remember we would go snorkeling? | |
| Yeah, I like to snorkel. | |
| I like to snorkel, but I'm always looking up for a shark. | |
| Yeah, because there is sharks. | |
| I know, so it's like, why would I... | |
| I mean, I know it's a stupid thing to say, but I don't like sharks. | |
| Why would I put myself in a position where there's going to be sharks? | |
| I've often wondered that myself. | |
| I mean, snorkeling's cool, but I'm always looking up for a shark-type figure. | |
| Yeah, the lurking shark. | |
| Because... Did you see that movie, Jaws? | |
| Of course. | |
| Jaws, Shark Week. | |
| Oh, you like all the shark... | |
| You like all that shark stuff, huh? | |
| Yeah. I bet you like that Harry Potter, too. | |
| Flying around, turning everybody into something. | |
| I don't. | |
| You don't like Harry Potter? | |
| No. That's a good segue. | |
| What are your favorite movies? | |
| Hey, that is a good segue. | |
| I don't like Harry Potter. | |
| It's just, everyone's like, ooh, you gotta read the books. | |
| No, fuck you. | |
| I don't want to read the fucking books either. | |
| Why? Because I don't want to. | |
| I want to watch Alien vs. | |
| Predator. Alien. | |
| Predator. Alien 2. Thank you. | |
| What do you like about that kind of shit? | |
| I like Predator because he can see an infrared vision first of all. | |
| He has different sights. | |
| To kill people. | |
| Is that what he does? | |
| He's a predator. | |
| Oh, he's a predator. | |
| He's the apex predator, the Yautja species. | |
| It's a whole other species. | |
| Yeah. And they got the fucking sick armor, and they got the shoulder rocket missile. | |
| They program it. | |
| So they're all war all the time, but on a real fucking huge technological level. | |
| They can be invisible. | |
| They can? | |
| Yeah. Full invisibility. | |
| Wow. They just show up behind you and just fucking kill you. | |
| They got blades that go way out. | |
| They're sick, dude. | |
| But yeah, what are your favorite movies? | |
| That's my favorite movies, Predator. | |
| I guess so. | |
| What's your favorite movie? | |
| Hmm. I got a lot of favorites, too. | |
| I can't narrow it to one. | |
| Two. Two favorites. | |
| Movies. Hmm. | |
| Well, I loved... | |
| I can't remember the name of any of them. | |
| That's my problem. | |
| Describe it to me. | |
| Benito, what's his name? |
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