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May 1, 2013 - Rush Limbaugh Program
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May 1, 2013, Wednesday, Hour #1
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Welcome to today's edition of the Rush 24-7 Podcast.
Hey, folks, three knockoff suspects have been uh identified or named in Boston to go along with a knockoff jihadis.
That uh no, it's just right here from AP, Boston police say three additional knockoff suspects have been taken into custody of Boston Marathon bombings.
Investigation, the three people arrested are friends of Jokar Sanayev.
Two of them will be charged with conspiracy to obstruct justice and making false statements.
They are not U.S. citizens and they are accused of lying.
What they know or knew about Jokar Sanayev.
Their names are Azamat Sahai uh uh Saheyakov and Diaz Khadebreyev, both are originally from Kazakhstan by way of Dagestan, by way of Kurdistan, and attended the University of Massachusetts stand at Dartmouth Stan with Joe Kart Senayev stand.
Uh the third suspect, according to CBS News, is an American citizen.
He will be charged with making false statements.
Man oh man, folks, I have to we by the way, welcome and uh greetings.
Rush Limbaugh, the EIB network.
We are here at the Limbaugh Institute and we'll literally are loaded today.
If if I get everything in today, I'm gonna feel like I have achieved something major.
I mean, we are literally loaded, and it's gonna require a lot of discipline to get all of this stuff in.
So three additional suspects.
That you're gonna have to give me the whole three hours today, today.
Which I you do anyway.
But I mean, it's is there is so much good stuff today, it's not even going to be possible for me to summarize it all in the first monologue.
If I if all I did was summarize what I've got, I couldn't finish that summary in the opening monologue segment.
I mean, it is exploding out there.
Anyway, three additional suspects arrested, the Boston Marathon bombing case, knockoff suspects to go along with the knockoff jihadis as described by Vice President Biden.
Just wondering, folks, if um if President Obama had a gay son, would he look like Jason Collins.
That is still in the news.
Will you want to hear the latest on this?
Piers Morgan Live, CNN last night.
He interviewed the NBA player Jason Collins former fiance, a woman dated this guy for six to eight years and had no idea that he swung for the other team.
No idea.
Now, I'm sorry, but something here, folks, something so I just you know six to eight years.
They were they were engaged to be married or dated or something.
Piers Morgan says you had eight years.
Your dream was to have a husband, a soulmate, best friend in him, which is what you had.
In 2009, he called off your wedding, and it was only last week when he called you up, and you discovered probably the reason why, which was that he's been gay the whole time.
It's a lot to uh process at this point, but you know, I really care a lot about Jason.
He's a great individual.
We had incredible moments together, and you know, I want him to be happy, and I want him to have a wonderful future.
And looking back at eight years, they were great.
And I think for a woman, we tend to write scripts in case you men don't know that, but we did.
We planned a wedding, we planned our lives together, and it's hard, you know, for anybody to rewrite their script in their life.
And then uh, you know, on the side of society, really taking a hard look at why is it so difficult for someone to be comfortable in their own skin and to be accepted or to feel accepted.
Maybe that's part of what contributed to that.
And I think that that's a progression in modern society.
We have to be accepting.
She's blonde.
She's very attractive.
Her name is Carolyn Moose.
By the way, did you know I have a story coming up?
Honestly.
It is written as though it is as normal as the day is long that men wilt In the presence of a beautiful woman.
A beautiful That's what it says.
The story proceeds on the assumption that men wilt.
They they just change.
They uh they lose their rationality.
They lose their ability to be protective of themselves.
They just they they may not express it, but going on in their minds.
They just end up being totally discombobulated.
The story is about there's an antibiotic that you can take as a man to prevent that from happening.
You will not lose your rationality in the company of a beautiful woman if you take this antibiotics.
Oh, speaking of medicine, do you know it's I'll get to it.
That's what I'm telling you.
I can't.
We're loaded.
Here's another one.
It it uh a federal judge has now said 15-year-old girls can go to the drugstore and get the morning after pill without a prescription, without parents' knowledge.
And I'll tell you on Fox this morning, Dr. Manny Alvarez was on, and he was hot.
He blew away this uh this Democrat activist Jemu Green.
We have that coming up.
I mean, it's hot.
Jim Mu Green didn't stand a chance.
Now the reality is that Jemu probably thinks that she cleaned his clock, which is how out of touch the left is.
So anyway, Beck, we still got one more sound bite here with Jason Collins.
Engaged for eight years to a beautiful blonde woman by the name of Carolyn Moose or Moss, it's M-O-O-S.
She had the script written.
It was all ready to go.
They'd planned the wedding and their lives together.
And then you know that it's not gonna be that way, and oh no, we have to be accepting.
So it says here that Collins, when he called her up and said, you know, I swing for the other team, didn't even apologize.
The media, by the way, I haven't I've looked.
Media has no curiosity about whether he cheated on this woman.
Engaged for eight years.
She doesn't know.
Well, I know it is entirely possible.
That's the amazing thing.
It is entirely possible.
But so apparently he didn't apologize.
The media is not curious whether or not he was stepping out on her.
Anthony Wiener now.
Let's go.
Anthony Wiener, jerk, Schwarzenegger, jerk.
Mark Sanford, triple jerk.
Jason Collins, greatest guy to ever come down the pike.
Tim Tebow, jerk.
Quadruple jerk, Christian jerk.
He didn't do anything except get cut.
And they still hate him.
Do you know that there was a s a liberal sports reporter who actually treated my suggestion that Tebow announced he's gay seriously?
And discussed it seriously and whether or not it would actually help Thibault get signed.
A sports journalist did not know that I was being facetious.
And I don't think that would work.
Thibault still can't play.
Well, Jason Collins can't play.
Doesn't matter.
He's really gay.
That's all that matters.
He'll get on a team because Because it's it's all political.
Anyway, uh Piers Morgan said to Caroline Moes Moose last night on Pierce Morgan Live, did he apologize for you when he called and told you that he hits for the other team?
I think he's in the process of taking ownership of the here and now, which is actually coming out, you know, and that can be very, I assume overwhelming.
You know, I did invest eight years in our relationship with uh shared dream and vision with him, and I value that.
I had to rewrite the script, and I still am rewriting it.
And it's been very challenging.
So, you know, that's a natural, hopefully a natural progression for him to look at things from all different angles.
And you know, as he becomes more comfortable with himself, I think, you know, that time will allow for some perspective on that as well.
Well, I think you've shown remarkable courage.
County movies.
A very brave lady.
There we go.
Courage again.
I don't know.
I do not know.
I look, I don't, I don't this woman is, I do not want to say anything.
Nothing against this one, but but courage.
Once again, words mean things.
Courage.
The the the Benghazi whistleblowers.
Oh, folks speak.
You know, yesterday, after Obama's presser, I told you, this guy is he just didn't, it was dull.
It was boring.
Is he this way, or did he just try to be the media is alarmed.
The media is scared.
Because that press conference yesterday, Obama was so bad.
So I'm whispering so that the media doesn't hear me.
So bad.
They are I got a whole stack just on that.
That's coming up.
Anyway.
Last night on TMZ, we have uh uh uh a segment here, portion of a segment with uh with somebody at TMZ talking to Mike Wallace, the former Steelers wide receivers now with the Miami Dolphins.
Wallace tweeted something about this Jason Collins business something, and he had to walk it back a little bit.
The Dolphins, hey, hey, hey, you know what?
Uh we don't endorse any of that kind of stuff.
Uh players are free to say what they want to say, but we don't we don't agree with what Wallace said.
I I don't even remember what it was.
But the TMZ reporter was talking about Wallace being criticized.
Oh, he tweeted, yeah, he was critical of Collins for announcing he was gay.
That's what it wasn't it.
Anyway, this is the TMZ report on this.
The Sports Worlds continues to rally around Chasing Collins, the first active NBA player ever to reveal he's gay.
But the first pro athlete to make a homophobic tweet about it's Baby Topins wide receiver Mike Wallace!
Congrats, Mike, you ignorant bastard.
Yes, just hours after Collins made his announcements, Wallace goes and tweets all these beautiful women in the world and guys want to mess with other guys.
Smu.
The hell small shaking my head.
Anyway, he deleted the tweets, but still not cool, Mike.
But there's your leading news network for the low information voter, by the way, and it's one of the reasons why I wanted to play that for his TMZ and the leading new John Stewart is in second place.
Colbert, whatever, third place.
TMZ is it now, and that you just heard that that that's TMZ News, and that's where people are getting it.
You ignorant.
And all Wallace did, I remember now, Wallace tweeted, I don't get this.
So many beautiful women out there, and guys want to mess with other guys, and they just descended on this guy.
As TMZ did here.
Now, Larry Flint, let's go up to somebody at 14.
Oh, yeah, folks, again, Larry Flint has decided he's going to endorse Mark Sanford for Congress in North Carolina.
South Carolina, South Carolina.
I um I met Governor Sanford once at a wedding.
A friend of mine got married and and in South Carolina, Charleston.
And uh Governor Sanford was there, he's a nice guy.
Is uh you remember him, he fell in love with an Argentine babe and just lost it.
He needed that antibiotic.
He fits the bill of this story that I've got in the stack.
I guess I better find this since I've reverent.
Let me see.
Here it is.
I'm lucky today, but I guess dug deep and found the first thing I came across.
Antibiotic protects men from attractive women.
This is from real clear science.
Heterosexual men mentally melt in the presence of attractive Women.
Tom Jacobs writes this in Pacific Standard, whatever that is.
Even the very thought of possibly interacting with a beautiful woman is enough to temporarily impede men's mental abilities.
Next paragraph.
Of course, women know this.
And some women use it to their advantage.
Companies also know this.
And they use it to their advantage, too.
During my years in grad school, many of the biotech sales reps were unusually attractive women.
Men feel more trusting toward women who cause them to be sexually aroused, even if there's no good reason for it.
Just like when Indiana Jones totally fell for that sexy Nazi chick in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade.
Low information news, folks.
This is from a real clear science blog and a real life circumstance they're writing about is related to what happened in a movie, which was scripted and written.
It never did really happen.
There is no Indiana Jones.
It didn't fall for a Nazi chick.
But Roger Ebert saw it and wrote about it, so it's real.
Now is there a way for men to avoid these devilish honey traps.
Have you heard that term, honey trap?
Now, how long have you heard that?
And I'm seriously.
Okay, 1960s, right.
It's a law, it's a very old term.
But I this this, again, this is real clear science.
I want to read to you what this guy says about the term honey trap.
It's unknown if the honey trap is named after the money honey on CNBC.
The honey trap has nothing to do with the money honey on CNBC, but this guy's historical references.
Anyway, the antibiotic is mycycline or monocycline.
It's M-I-N-O-C-Y-C-L INE.
Minocycline.
It's typically used to treat acne pimples and zits.
But it can also reduce symptoms associated with mental illnesses such as schizophrenia and depression, and it can also improve decision making.
And the latter effect was analyzed further in a study described in scientific reports.
Can boys get mycycline or monocycline at age 15 over the counter?
Don't know.
Never heard of it.
My guess is if if it's an antibiotic and it's an acne pimple zit medicine, these are pretty powerful stuff.
You probably have to have a prescription for this.
You can get the morning after pill over the counter now.
Parents don't know.
Nobody needs to know.
You don't even know.
Really, what it's doing, but you can get it.
So we've got instant birth control now.
We don't even need to the birth control pill is history.
You don't need to take the pill now.
You go out and live it up and head to the pharmacy and grab one of these morning after things and take it.
Age 15 on.
Parents can't stop it, can't know.
Nobody can stop it.
So anyway, uh Japanese researchers recruited about a hundred men to play a trust game using photographs of beautiful women in the game.
Each guy was given 1300 or 13 bucks and asked to rate the attractiveness, and they discovered that that men's that they lost all ability to breason.
And be rational.
In the presence or the proximity of a beautiful woman, women said.
So that's that story.
Now back to Larry Flint and Mark Sanford.
Let me take a brief timeout.
Let's do that.
Then we'll come back to Larry Flint and Mark Sanford and the congressional race in South Carolina.
You know, folks, if this is true, by the way, monocycline just tetracycline.
Acne pipple zit medicine.
If it's true, stop and think of something here.
If tetracycline can stop men from becoming babbling idiots in front of beautiful women, think about how that would level the playing field for unattractive women.
And we wouldn't have needed feminism.
If essentially you can cancel the unfair advantage beautiful women have in attracting men, who would not have needed feminism.
We could have just required that men take tetracycline and it'd have been the end of it.
I'm also stunned that a lot of people do not know what a honey trap is.
Folks, pretty self-explanatory out there.
Honey, as in woman trap.
And it's rooted in the belief that men will wilt and become powerless to resist and will do whatever they have to to please a woman they think is attractive and beautiful.
Larry Flint is going to endorse Mark Sanford for Congress, and here is why we can do it.
No one has done more to expose the sexual hypocrisy of traditional values in America today.
Mark Sanford has demonstrated by his words and deeds that traditional values are shameful and that he will not live by such rules.
His open embrace of his mistress and her name of love, breaking his sacred marriage vows was an act of bravery that I drawn my support.
My endorsement has not been an easy decision for me, even though Mark Sanford has emerged as a sexual leader.
He lied to his wife, he lied to his children, and he lied to the people of South Carolina.
Despite his journey down this Appalachian trail of deceit, I support him for exposing the hypocrisy of traditional values.
So, how can he lose in modern America?
We'll translate that.
We get back.
The Kaiser Family Foundation.
A major health care provider went out and did an exhaustive, extensive survey of the American people.
The Kaiser Family Foundation.
And what they found?
42% of the American people have no idea that Obamacare is the law.
and Now, stop for a moment and let that sink in.
Forty-two percent of the American people have no idea that there is a new health care law.
No matter what it's called, they don't know it exists.
Forty two percent.
Folks, if that's the case, repeal it.
If 42% don't even know what it is, don't worry about who supports it.
Just get the hell rid of it.
My gosh, if there's ever been a green light put in front of the Republican Party over anything, 42% of the American people don't know what it is.
Aside from the political aspects, for I mean, it is.
What is it?
What does it say about the awareness of the people in this country who vote 42% do not know that Obamacare exists, that it's a law of the land.
They totally clueless about it.
Now back to this Larry Flint sound by it may have been hard to hear.
He was uh it's a YouTube video from his website.
Larry Flint, who is paralyzed in a wheelchair, the publisher of Hustler magazine has offered millions of dollars for evidence.
Anybody who can prove that Republicans have been unfaithful in marriage and so forth.
He posted yesterday A video on his YouTube channel endorsing Mark Sanford for Congress in South Carolina.
Mark Sanford, as you know, fell in love while he was married, while he's governor with a woman in Argentina and just lost it.
I mean, went down to Argentina, nobody knew he was there.
He told his wife he was hiking the Appalachian Trail.
I mean, everything this tetracycling story says, it happened to him.
He just totally lost it, lied to people, disappeared.
His aides de camp didn't know where he was.
He was so much in love, he finally held a press conference.
I'm so in love.
I love this woman so much.
I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna give it all away.
I'm gonna give everything, I'm gonna get up governorship, I'm gonna quit, I'm gonna do everything.
Now he's back.
And Larry Flint thinks this is the best thing that ever happened to me who wants to torpedo traditional values is to endorse this guy.
So what Larry Flint said.
Here, listen, let's play it again here, because I we were really under the gun time-wise.
I want you to listen to this, turn the radio up.
There's a lot of music in it, and Flint, of course, has his voice has been affected by his injuries and his paralysis.
So he can be a little hard to understand.
I I don't want to try to read this to you myself.
It it is far more impactful and powerful when you hear it from Larry Flint himself.
No one has done more to expose the sexual hypocrisy of traditional values in America today.
Mark Sanford has demonstrated by his words and deeds that traditional values are shameful and that he will not live by such rules.
His open embrace of his mistress and her name of love, breaking his sacred marriage vows was an act of bravery that I drawn my support.
My endorsement has not been an easy decision for me, even though Mark Sanford has emerged as a sexual leader.
He lied to his wife, he lied to his children, and he lied to the people of South Carolina.
Despite his journey down this appalachian trail of deceit, I support him for exposing the hypocrisy of traditional values.
I mean, that's just absolutely hilarious.
Here's Larry Flint, who despises traditional values, thinks that endorsing Sanford, a guy who blew them all to Smithereens, is worth it.
I don't know if it's gonna help or hurt Sanford or what have you.
We're talking about Jason Collins and football players and the NFL and the NBA and coming out and all of that.
Let's go to Washington.
A Washington, D.C. council member is preparing to introduce a resolution calling on the Washington Redskins to change its name.
They're suggesting they change the name to the Washington Red Tails.
Councilmember David Grosso, an independent elected last year, said he plans to pursue his non-binding resolution because the current name is derogatory, it's racist.
It's been a long time since we've had this name associated with Washington.
I think it's time we take a stand and change it.
Washington's name has been dishonored by association with the word Redskins, says the resolution, because it is well known in America and in nations afar that American Indians have expressed utmost suffering and disrespect over the years.
In his resolution, Grosso urges the team to change his name into Washington Red Tales, noting that that was a nickname used by the Tuskegee Airmen, the pioneering aviation unit that broke the color barrier for U.S. military pilots in World War II.
They want to celebrate warriors.
These are people who killed other people.
in war.
We can't use the word redskins.
Anyway, when RG3 heard about this, the quarterback of the Washington Redskins, Robert Griffin III.
Now, a little history.
There was a black reporter.
Used in Detroit, was working at the time for ESPN.
And he ripped into RG3 because he was a Republican.
As a black, you can't be down for the struggle and be a Republican.
You cannot be authentically black and be a Republican.
So this ESPN reporter, Rob Parker, I think his name called him a cornball.
African American, a cornball, something or other.
And immediately banished RG3 from the lofty heights of African Americans with the Democrat Party down for the struggle.
Because he's a Republican, because he's he dates a white woman.
And by the way, Jason Collins ex-fiance is white.
It doesn't matter now.
But you remember they came down hard on RG3.
He didn't buckle then.
And his reaction, he tweeted yesterday after the news went out that the DC City Council wants to get rid of the name Redskins.
Robert Griffin III tweeted, in a land of freedom, we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness, and the cesspool known as Twitter erupted in outrage again at RG3.
They erupted an outrage when they learned he was a Republican.
They erupted an outrage when they learned that he was dating a white woman.
Yesterday he tweeted, in a land of freedom, we are held hostage by the tyranny of political correctness.
A bunch of leftist cesspool attendees on Twitter tried to say that he didn't even know what the word tyranny meant.
When in fact he knows every definition of the word tyranny.
So the star quarterback of the Washington Redskins defending the name of his team and talking about the petty, insignificant, offended characteristics of these leftists ringing their hands out there worried about the mascot name.
Want to tyrannize everybody else.
And it's furthermore been learned.
RG3, this in the Washington Post, Robert Griffin III not only blew off the White House correspondence dinner, he was invited by NBC.
He was to be the guest of NBC.
He blew it off.
And you know what else he blew off?
He blew off a private pre-dinner reception with President Obama.
And the Washington Post today has a story.
RG3, why did he skip correspondence dinner?
Why did he skip Obama reception?
The nerve of this guy.
Who does he think he is?
Doesn't RG3 know where he's supposed to be and how he's supposed to talk and what he's supposed to think?
So the left is in a tizzy over this guy.
They don't like it.
He's independent.
He bashing their censorship, which is what political correctness is.
Political correctness, nothing but censorship of free speech.
Censorship of freedom of thought.
Called him a cornball brother.
Rob Parker.
And so the Washington Post says, we're told that Griffin was one of the elite cadre of dinner VIPs whose name was submitted a couple of weeks earlier for clearance into the most exclusive reception of the entire weekend, a backstage meet and greet with Obama and Much Alma Bell.
Nicole Kidman, Bradley Cooper, Conan O'Brien joined the correspondence president Ed Henry, another select guests on that elite list, but RG3 never turned up.
What a cornball brother he's turning out to be.
So the left, my friends, let down and unhappy from Reuters today, football, preparing the ground for first gay players.
They're big.
They're tough.
And presumably some of them are gay.
Yay.
But so far, not a single active NFL player has come out and said so.
After NBA player Jason Collins broke the barrier this week.
The National Football League is making sure that it will be ready for any coming out party.
Just hours before Collins' coming out statement was published by Sports Illustrated on Tuesday, the NFL released a workplace conduct statement regarding sexual orientation.
And it goes on to say the NHL National Hockey League is doing the same thing, preparing for the inevitable gay player announces smoothing the way, greasing the skids, so to speak.
In fact, the NFL is saying that they're going to work with the gay lesbian alliance against defamation to have re-education camps alongside their training camps.
No, no, no.
It's no, I am not making that up.
Aaron McQuaid of the Gay Rights Group, the Gay Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation.
Says the NFL has responded well to their suggestions that proscribing discrimination isn't enough on its own.
We are part of a coalition, been meeting with the NFL, speaking with them for almost a year now about ways to stop coming down hard on guys for saying something they didn't think about and start educating them.
We're still a very early in the process, moving along fairly quickly.
NFL absolutely committed to not just punishing the players that misbehave, but actually educating the players about these issues.
Well, where are they going to do that education process?
They're going to have education camps along with training camp?
How are they going to do this?
The gay, lesbian, GLAAD, is a political group, folks.
Gay lesbian alliance against defamation, I think is what it is.
But they're a political group.
They're Democrats, they're leftists.
And they have been calling the NFL.
And they've been, you know, we need to work together on educating your players.
So you just had the draft, and now many camps, OTAs.
Everybody's starting to get ramped up for the season, and the NFL is preparing for the first gay player announcement.
We're back, Rush Limboy here on the Excellence in Broadcasting that we're great to have you here.
RG3 tweeted after the NFL draft ended.
To those who do not hear their name called in the next few days, I say, know that your dreams are still there for the catching.
Go get it.
Now he's a first-rounder, but he was talking to guys that may have expected in the first round or second, didn't hear their names.
Stay in there.
Hang in there, inspiring them, motivating.
What a great guy.
Then he learns that the long knives are out for the name of his team, and he says, Look, we're all living under the tyranny of political correctness.
Whatever happened to free speech.
And they're out to destroy the guy now, folks.
Make no mistake about it.
Forty-two percent of the American people unaware that Obamacare is the law.
Kaiser Family Foundation.
More on that.
Here's Arthur in Dallas as we head to the phones.
Arthur, great to have you on the program.
Hello, sir.
Hi.
It's great to be on the show, sir.
Great to have you here.
Um, I I wanted to call.
I I I I've been listening as I I drive around today, and you you had mentioned uh with RU 46 being legalized, there is no point anymore to uh birth control pills as as has been the systematic thing for the last I don't know how many years you didn't mention a time.
Birth control pills do not just greatly decrease the chance of pregnancy.
They they also help balance hormones and and help alleviate the stresses of menstruation, at least uh as I've might understand.
How many 15 year olds know this?
How many, I'm sorry?
How many 15 year olds know them?
You can well you give away the after the, you know, the morning after pill now over the counter when you're fifteen.
You don't know anything of this stuff.
It's a it's a it's a birth control measure.
Is this what it's expressly what it's for?
Um, you know, I I can agree on the on that point, but I have to ask then, why aren't we doing more to sexually educate our young people beyond abstinence only?
Why aren't we willing to have real conversations about how things look?
I thought we had sex education all over.
What would you what would you tell them?
What would I tell them?
What would you what would be I know what outline for what would be a responsible sex education program?
A responsible sex education.
Uh well, if if we approach it from the idea that if it's going to happen, it should at least be safe.
We would probably cut down on the amount of uh uh of abortion of these kind of problems if we actually set it beyond uh what is it, this abstinence only ideal of never do it, and here's well, it all needs to be serious.
Well, you know, I know it's old fashioned, but problem is abstinence works every time it's tried.
Every time it's tried, it works.
And I don't know what kind of common sense there is in encouraging 15-year-olds to be going out there and having sex like their minks.
I just don't understand it.
One of Fox News Channel's doctor analysts discussing the morning after birth control pill available over the counter starting today.
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