Premium Episode 231: Mudfossil University PhD (Sample)
Dragons. Giants. Planets giving birth. Julian, Liv, Travis and Jake return to Mudfossil University to learn that all rocks are actually the body parts of ancient creatures spoken of in various myths and religious texts. Graduation is at hand — if they can grasp these complex scientific findings.
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Welcome, listener, to the 231st premium chapter of the QAA podcast, the Mud Fossil PhD episode.
As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rogatansky, Liv Aker, Julian Field, and Travis View.
For years now, Roger Spurr had been a faceless voice, his hands gesturing at a monitor, pointing with a bird's feather to some geological feature on Google Maps, or clutching a rock he believed to be the organ of a giant.
But recently, for the first time ever, he started revealing his face in his YouTube videos.
Roger is a friendly-looking man who appears to be in his 60s, clean-shaven, with large ears, light eyes, wire-rimmed glasses, and a thinning head of bronze-patched gray hair.
He could easily be a member of my family, or perhaps, in 20 or 30 years, a version of myself.
It was disarming.
I had half expected him to display some unusual feature that might make material the quirks of his mind.
A man obsessed with the hidden lives of sediment.
Here, a dragon's maw.
There, a giant's toe.
Traces of ancient biblical battles.
Great apocalypses congealed in rock.
It was strange to find myself confronted with a touchingly ordinary man.
Whatever warp of the mind had caused Roger Spurr to become the founder and singular force behind Mudfossil University, surely it was absentmindedly placed there by a god we shared.
And in recent days I had felt like one of Roger's mudbound giants, coagulated and dispersed, pressed thin, subjugated by the past.
What had drawn me to scrutinize Roger once more?
Cutting clips of his videos?
Preparing a third episode about this strange man and his obsessions?
And would either of us find what we were looking for?
Now, for those who are unfamiliar, Mud Fossil University is a YouTube channel showcasing the loose and sprawling lessons of, some say, Professor Roger Spurr.
There you can, in his words, learn about the true nature of rocks, even the ones in
space.
Recent DNA verified mud fossils are body parts, and CAT scans show anatomical details exquisitely.
Mud fossils are perfectly preserved, mineralized, now stone, soft tissues, due to continuous wet, anaerobic
mud-packed conditions.
You will learn how to identify these mud fossils, how they came to be, and the ramifications which are far-reaching.
You will also see that Comet 67P is completely biological, and the chemistry and anatomy and gaseous emissions are unimpeachable.
Here are the details.
Respectful factual questions based on the video evidence presented are welcome!
If you are disrespectful, you are instantly gone!
*laughter* I hate getting expelled from university because of my sharp
quips.
No tests, except Bayou For You.
Open mind required, as nothing taught is correct now, because all knowledge is based on a false premise.
Therefore, the universe is alive, and life is everywhere, and the earth is made of giants, exactly as ancient texts said.
So there is lots to cover.
By the way, no charge, no credits.
Roger, it's worth mentioning, has never saddled anybody with student debt.
His university has never employed Jordan Peterson.
It has no buildings named after genocidal industrialists.
And it has no history of excluding people based on their perceived genetic inferiority.
So, friends, fellow students, sharpen your ballpoint pens and refill your number two pencils with ink.
Tie the laces of your mind and buff the glasses of your heart.
Because class is once again in session at Mud Fossil University.
Hooray!
That's right, children.
Settle down.
Yay!
Mud fossils!
Mud fossils!
Much has changed and much has not since we last fell to our knees in the mud searching for ancient truths.
Our first episode on the topic dates back to July 2019 with its sequel, Mud Fossil University 202, appearing in October of 2020.
Oh my god!
So it's been three years since the last Mud Fossil episode?
That's right.
It has been three years since we last explored this together on the podcast.
My god, in that time I fossilized myself!
I am old.
I am mud.
Incredibly, Roger has continued to be a prolific content creator.
He's passed the 7-year mark now on his YouTube channel and has published over 2,800 videos.
That's approximately 400 videos a year for the entire period, which is genuinely staggering.
That is incredible.
He's got a love of the game.
game.
Genuinely, this man is a content creator like no other.
Over that time he's accrued nearly 26 million views and a subscriber count of over 187,000
people.
So he's getting paid on this?
No, never advertises.
No advertisements, wow, for the love of the game, like Liv said.
Yeah, no charge, no credits.
One of the notable changes in Roger's videos over that time is the increasing references to Immanuel Velikovsky, a Russian-American psychoanalyst, writer, and catastrophist, best known for publishing a book titled Worlds in Collision in 1950.
Velikovsky basically posited that many ancient myths and legends across cultures were actually references to real events, usually natural catastrophes on an interplanetary level.
The flood referenced in the tale of Noah's Ark, for example, was caused by Proto-Saturn entering a nova state and ejecting most of its mass into space.
The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah involved a near-collision of Jupiter with Earth, etc.
Rejected soundly by the scientific community, Velikovsky's ideas nonetheless made headway through a variety of books he published to reach the layman directly.
Today we can see Velikovskian concepts animate the endless baking of the Old Testament stories by pseudo-historians convinced the writings reference real historical events and prove the existence of all kinds of things.
Giants, extraterrestrials, and even Dragon's Boy.
In July of 2022, Roger Spurr published a video explaining what he believes the Great Red Spot on Jupiter actually is.
Okay, my friends, this is another shocker du jour.
This is the Jupiter Great Red Spot, and this was taken July 8, 1979.
on a flyby of this particular spot.
And they took extremely high-resolution images, as you can see.
Now, there's a story behind this red spot that Velikovsky illuminated years ago, and I think it may have some
validity.
I think most everybody's familiar with the giant red spot on
Jupiter.
The Earth fits into that little tiny spot right about there.
That's about the size of the Earth and Venus.
Now, it's spinning this way.
As we can see, the clouds are rippling off of the spot.
Now, what is that spot made of?
Is it a bulge?
Is it a hole?
What's going on there?
Why are we having this storm there for 350 years?
At least, they say, and maybe more than that.
And this is the giant red spot.
Let's examine it closely.
Okay, I am going to get into some anatomical discussion about female anatomy.
I just put this up here to cover it for a second, so if you're going to be adverse to that, or you have kids, or you don't want to see this, this is nothing more than the red spot on Mars.
I mean, on Jupiter.
But, I believe it's also a vagina.
I'm just telling you that right now.
Let's hear him out.
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