QAA - Premium Episode 231: Mudfossil University PhD (Sample) Aired: 2023-10-15 Duration: 08:22 === Professor Roger Spurr Revealed (05:13) === [00:00:03] What's up, QAA listeners? [00:00:06] The fun games have begun. [00:00:09] I found a way to connect to the internet. [00:00:12] I'm sorry, boy. [00:00:16] Welcome, listener, to the 231st premium chapter of the QAA podcast, the Mud Fossil PhD episode. [00:00:24] As always, we are your hosts, Jake Rogatansky, Liv Aker, Julian Field, and Travis View. [00:00:31] For years now, Roger Spurr had been a faceless voice, his hands gesturing at a monitor, pointing with a bird's feather to some geological feature on Google Maps, or clutching a rock he believed to be the organ of a giant. [00:00:43] But recently, for the first time ever, he started revealing his face in his YouTube videos. [00:00:48] Roger is a friendly-looking man who appears to be in his 60s, clean-shaven, with large ears, light eyes, wire-rimmed glasses, and a thinning head of bronze-patched gray hair. [00:00:59] He could easily be a member of my family, or perhaps, in 20 or 30 years, a version of myself. [00:01:04] It was disarming. [00:01:05] I had half expected him to display some unusual feature that might make material the quirks of his mind. [00:01:11] A man obsessed with the hidden lives of sediment. [00:01:13] Here, a dragon's maw. [00:01:15] There, a giant's toe. [00:01:16] Traces of ancient biblical battles. [00:01:19] Great apocalypses congealed in rock. [00:01:21] It was strange to find myself confronted with a touchingly ordinary man. [00:01:25] Whatever warp of the mind had caused Roger Spurr to become the founder and singular force behind Mudfossil University, surely it was absentmindedly placed there by a god we shared. [00:01:35] And in recent days I had felt like one of Roger's mudbound giants, coagulated and dispersed, pressed thin, subjugated by the past. [00:01:43] What had drawn me to scrutinize Roger once more? [00:01:46] Cutting clips of his videos? [00:01:47] Preparing a third episode about this strange man and his obsessions? [00:01:51] And would either of us find what we were looking for? [00:01:54] Now, for those who are unfamiliar, Mud Fossil University is a YouTube channel showcasing the loose and sprawling lessons of, some say, Professor Roger Spurr. [00:02:03] There you can, in his words, learn about the true nature of rocks, even the ones in [00:02:09] space. [00:02:09] Recent DNA verified mud fossils are body parts, and CAT scans show anatomical details exquisitely. [00:02:16] Mud fossils are perfectly preserved, mineralized, now stone, soft tissues, due to continuous wet, anaerobic [00:02:23] mud-packed conditions. [00:02:25] You will learn how to identify these mud fossils, how they came to be, and the ramifications which are far-reaching. [00:02:31] You will also see that Comet 67P is completely biological, and the chemistry and anatomy and gaseous emissions are unimpeachable. [00:02:40] Here are the details. [00:02:41] Respectful factual questions based on the video evidence presented are welcome! [00:02:45] If you are disrespectful, you are instantly gone! [00:02:48] *laughter* I hate getting expelled from university because of my sharp [00:03:03] quips. [00:03:04] No tests, except Bayou For You. [00:03:07] Open mind required, as nothing taught is correct now, because all knowledge is based on a false premise. [00:03:13] Therefore, the universe is alive, and life is everywhere, and the earth is made of giants, exactly as ancient texts said. [00:03:21] So there is lots to cover. [00:03:23] By the way, no charge, no credits. [00:03:26] Roger, it's worth mentioning, has never saddled anybody with student debt. [00:03:30] His university has never employed Jordan Peterson. [00:03:33] It has no buildings named after genocidal industrialists. [00:03:36] And it has no history of excluding people based on their perceived genetic inferiority. [00:03:42] So, friends, fellow students, sharpen your ballpoint pens and refill your number two pencils with ink. [00:03:49] Tie the laces of your mind and buff the glasses of your heart. [00:03:53] Because class is once again in session at Mud Fossil University. [00:03:58] Hooray! [00:03:59] That's right, children. [00:04:02] Settle down. [00:04:05] Yay! [00:04:05] Mud fossils! [00:04:06] Mud fossils! [00:04:08] Much has changed and much has not since we last fell to our knees in the mud searching for ancient truths. [00:04:14] Our first episode on the topic dates back to July 2019 with its sequel, Mud Fossil University 202, appearing in October of 2020. [00:04:22] Oh my god! [00:04:23] So it's been three years since the last Mud Fossil episode? [00:04:27] That's right. [00:04:28] It has been three years since we last explored this together on the podcast. [00:04:32] My god, in that time I fossilized myself! [00:04:35] I am old. [00:04:36] I am mud. [00:04:37] Incredibly, Roger has continued to be a prolific content creator. [00:04:42] He's passed the 7-year mark now on his YouTube channel and has published over 2,800 videos. [00:04:48] That's approximately 400 videos a year for the entire period, which is genuinely staggering. [00:04:55] That is incredible. [00:04:57] He's got a love of the game. [00:04:58] game. [00:04:59] Genuinely, this man is a content creator like no other. === The Red Spot Mystery (03:02) === [00:05:02] Over that time he's accrued nearly 26 million views and a subscriber count of over 187,000 [00:05:08] people. [00:05:09] So he's getting paid on this? [00:05:11] No, never advertises. [00:05:13] No advertisements, wow, for the love of the game, like Liv said. [00:05:16] Yeah, no charge, no credits. [00:05:19] One of the notable changes in Roger's videos over that time is the increasing references to Immanuel Velikovsky, a Russian-American psychoanalyst, writer, and catastrophist, best known for publishing a book titled Worlds in Collision in 1950. [00:05:34] Velikovsky basically posited that many ancient myths and legends across cultures were actually references to real events, usually natural catastrophes on an interplanetary level. [00:05:45] The flood referenced in the tale of Noah's Ark, for example, was caused by Proto-Saturn entering a nova state and ejecting most of its mass into space. [00:05:53] The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah involved a near-collision of Jupiter with Earth, etc. [00:05:58] Rejected soundly by the scientific community, Velikovsky's ideas nonetheless made headway through a variety of books he published to reach the layman directly. [00:06:07] Today we can see Velikovskian concepts animate the endless baking of the Old Testament stories by pseudo-historians convinced the writings reference real historical events and prove the existence of all kinds of things. [00:06:19] Giants, extraterrestrials, and even Dragon's Boy. [00:06:23] In July of 2022, Roger Spurr published a video explaining what he believes the Great Red Spot on Jupiter actually is. [00:06:30] Okay, my friends, this is another shocker du jour. [00:06:34] This is the Jupiter Great Red Spot, and this was taken July 8, 1979. [00:06:41] on a flyby of this particular spot. [00:06:45] And they took extremely high-resolution images, as you can see. [00:06:49] Now, there's a story behind this red spot that Velikovsky illuminated years ago, and I think it may have some [00:06:57] validity. [00:06:58] I think most everybody's familiar with the giant red spot on [00:07:02] Jupiter. [00:07:04] The Earth fits into that little tiny spot right about there. [00:07:07] That's about the size of the Earth and Venus. [00:07:10] Now, it's spinning this way. [00:07:13] As we can see, the clouds are rippling off of the spot. [00:07:16] Now, what is that spot made of? [00:07:18] Is it a bulge? [00:07:19] Is it a hole? [00:07:20] What's going on there? [00:07:21] Why are we having this storm there for 350 years? [00:07:25] At least, they say, and maybe more than that. [00:07:27] And this is the giant red spot. [00:07:30] Let's examine it closely. [00:07:32] Okay, I am going to get into some anatomical discussion about female anatomy. [00:07:38] I just put this up here to cover it for a second, so if you're going to be adverse to that, or you have kids, or you don't want to see this, this is nothing more than the red spot on Mars. [00:07:47] I mean, on Jupiter. === Access Entire Library (00:33) === [00:07:49] But, I believe it's also a vagina. [00:07:52] I'm just telling you that right now. [00:07:55] Let's hear him out. 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